Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 133 | We Don't Get Political

Episode Date: June 25, 2019

Jeffy is back and gets the ball rolling with a little bit of headlines that include airplanes, Dominican Republic expose and bicyclist's have rights too... Follow Jeffy on Twitter, Facebook & Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For those of you that have listened to this podcast on a regular basis, you know that tonight is frozen organic pepper night at the Fisher House. I mean, that's just the way it is. There's nothing, I can't explain it. It's just happened. Oh, man, I can't wait to get home for frozen organic pepper night. Now, I don't know what I'm going to do because there's a nationwide recall on frozen organic peppers. Are we really concerned about frozen organic peppers that we have to have a

recall. The company, UNFI, said the recall affects 10 ounce packages of woodstock, frozen, organic, grilled red peppers. And wouldn't you know, those are exactly the ones that we make at the house? Really?

Yeah. Yeah. The 10 ounce packages of woodstock, frozen organic, grilled red peppers. Isn't that a ban or a festival? Yes. A festival, yes.

But not, I mean, it's a festival at our house when we have the organic, grilled red peppers. I'll tell you that. The recall. noticed from the FDA that it's out and about an abundance of caution. Like, you know, because look, no one has had adverse reactions yet,

or at least they haven't been reported. But? But it's possible that, you know, it's not possible that you get sick with Listeria. And we've been down the list of what could happen to you. Isn't that the poops? Oh, yes. And the, and the, and the, and. And, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh, and, and, uh,

And the, yeah. So I don't know what we're going to do tonight at the house, but it's not going to be the UNFI 10-ounce packages of woodstock, frozen, organic, grilled peppers. I'll tell you that. Very, very sad. And then you think to yourself, well, you know what? Maybe I'll just fast.

Ooh, that's a good one. Yeah. I've never thought about that in my entire life. But when was the last time? Hold on. When was the last time? The Fisher household. not Jeff Fisher.

The Fisher household thought, you know what, I cannot have my frozen organic red peppers. I think we should fast. When was that? Just around the time of never. Just around the time of never. In fact,

I can honestly say that I have actually thought about the fasting thing because it's so prevalent now in the news and people are talking about the 24-hour fast and the 21-day fast. The fast. And what's the other thing? one that they're all doing now, the, uh, ah, where you, you fast for eight hours and

intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting. And that's, isn't that? Yeah. What was it? Intermitt fasting. What would you have breakfast? That's what I do. Stop eating.

Yeah. You're fasting. That's what, yes. Correct. Okay. I've just wanted me sure we're on the same page. Yes, we are. Because I've been fasting since breakfast.

Yes. I will eat in about two hours. Yeah. Well, make it make it four. And then you're in the intermittent fasting. Oh, here we go. That's a little thing. You have to go.

You have to make it. It's like 10 to 12 hours or something. Okay. Whatever. And then for two hours you can eat whatever the hell you want. Then you got to fast again or something like that. And the benefits are? It helps you greatly.

Can I quote you on that? Yes. Can I quote you on that? Yes, you can. Okay. So apparently, Carrig, Dr. Pepper and Starkey, owned by Whole Foods,

their penafil water? I'm sorry? Their penephil water? What kind of water is that? That's not the one that you get. Which one do you get? I get, I get Sam's Club. Yeah, Sam's Club, yeah.

What is that? Not, not, Make Markers choice? No, members' choice. Members' choice. Members' choice. Members' choice. Members' mark.

Members' Mark. Oh, I flopped it. Yeah, it's members' mark, yeah. Oh, yeah. The Sam's Club, top-notch. 40 bottles for like three bucks. Ooh. It's a great price.

I don't know why you buy any other bottle of water. But this particular water, apparently, contains toxic arsenic. So much for that fasting, huh? I do want to clarify that there is, actually, and I believe this, I believe this. I'm not a scientist, but I believe there is a non-toxic arsenic.

There is? Yeah. Okay. Because you're talking about the toxic one. This was highly toxic. Highly toxic in the water bottle. So if you get to just the regular arsenic, you're fine.

You're fine. You go back to the fasting. Can I quote you on that one too? Okay. All right, so here's a story that's been bugging me since I, you know, since I read it. I don't know, sometime last week. Two weeks ago? Cori Lytle, 41, charged with 21 felony counts, including unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor,

meeting a minor for lewd purposes, oral copulation, contacting a minor for sex as part of a series of incidents that occurred over the course of a week in 2017. Now, I got it. Horrible. She's the 40-year-old mom out looking to do the 14-to-15-year-old boys. I got it. But she makes a deal. And she makes a deal, and she says,

oh, she did. No contest. And she made a deal with them, too. That's what got her in trouble. And I believe that, I believe the 14-and-50-year-old boys were quoted as saying, what? We were just having a good time. No, that's just a joke.

I know they were suffering too. Anyway, she made a deal and said that she would plead no contest. And she served a year in county jail and five years probation. No problem. So she goes in front of a judge last Monday. And the judge, a new judge, the judge that didn't see the first hearing. You know what, this deal is no good. Guilty, guilty, guilty, county!

Well, if the judge said that, then maybe we'd get the whole thing thrown out. But all the judge said was, hey, you know what? We're going to forward this to the jury. We're not going to do a deal. What? So he's going to send it to the people. Well, she, Judge Julietette McCone, yeah. She's going to send it to the people.

Yeah. And let the people decide. Right. She doesn't want the burden. She doesn't want the burden. I mean, okay, but if I make a deal. What did you make the deal with this? It doesn't matter.

You're supposed to be able to make the deal. Well, the judge has final say. The deal is the deal, and you can quote me on that too. And I've caught you way too many times today. But like the judge has final say, I've seen it in my favorite show, Law & Order. The judges say, yeah, you made a deal, but guess what? I'm going to, no, we're going to forward. But that's TV.

I'm talking about real life. Yeah, this is. I thought Law & Order was the documentary of, you know, cases happened in the past. The names have been changed To protect the innocent The names have been changed And this does not portray anybody Yeah

Okay Will that protect you from the lawsuit Yeah, how come they can't get sued Right All right, that's enough of that You know look, I know it's horrible And she should be out You know, looking to have a little fun

With the 14 to 15 year olds Can I quote you on that? You can't No, don't quote me on that Because I don't know that I'm serious on that No, I'll just put an LOL at the end we let the other hot teachers off all the young blondes we let them off with the probation

and a couple of years if I slap on the wrist go ahead get out of here didn't we let like one of them marry the kid? Yes so the one up on the West Coast heck yeah they've been married they got kids are all in love so you can't put an age on love that's my point

but you quote me out that too but you can't tell me when to quote you I'm the courtie I do all the time I'm the courtee. I ask which ones to quote. But you make a deal.

The deal's supposed to stand. It's just not fair. I know. Now we know if we're going to go to court, we better not get Judge Judy over there. Do not get Judge Julietette. Yeah, Judge Juliet. Yeah, Judge Juliet.

The same thing. They changed Judy. She didn't want to know that she was the actual judge. And that's kind of sad. Okay, so she got in trouble. But the deal was a deal. All right. Okay, she got caught.

Yeah. One of the parents' moms got upset. That's what happens in these cases. That's what happens in these cases. The kids start freaking out and fall in love with the older woman. And then the parents are wondering, hey, that's kind of unusual. Why are you hanging out with Coral, the 41-year-old mom down the street? My mom asks me that all the time, too.

Right? Why are you hanging out with 41-year-old coral? Yep. Just going over there for a little dinner. Oh, so she thought was having sex with her. I'm like, I'm not. Oh, I was just there for dinner. Yes, she's Italian.

So what? I was there for 10 hours. So? Oof, my mom. He's not just like my mom. No joke. All right, let's. Enough of that.

I just feel like the judges are a lot of control. Is that too political for sure of that? No. Okay. All right. Now let's, let's, let's move on to, uh, oh, we, I will, I will love for us to talk about the rape. because we had an interesting conversation off the air.

Just a little bit because I feel like you're... Oh, it's okay if you want to talk about it. Yes, yes. You're not going to play your little music and shut me off. No, I'll play and shut you off once I let you say what I want you to say. Then I'll cut you off. Because you brought a good point because you are siding with a crazy chick. You say people...

No, you're not saying with the crises. See? Okay, so elaborate, Jeffrey. What is it that you want to? All right, listen. This late. it wasn't really out to attack Trump. She was writing her stupid book.

And she's often to make a little bit money. What's her name? Carol. Okay. Yes. Wow, same as the mother do on the 14 and 15 year olds. Look out.

Nice. Anyway. No, that was coral. Just close enough. Anyway, I make myself laugh too much. I'm sorry. I apologize. Welcome to Chewing the Fat.

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Pick up your dog poop. That's my new catchphrase for chewing the fat. Oh, you just put a yard sign. Hey, pick up your dog poop. subscribe to tune in the family with Jeff Fisher. So what's her name? Carol. She's, you know, New York elitist, hoity-toit from New York.

I mean, she's shopping at Bergdorfs where she claims this attack happened. And she's making the rounds trying to sell her book. And one of the attacks, she claimed she was attacked by more people than Trump, by the way. Have we forgotten that? It doesn't matter. It just matters that one of them was Donald Trump, allegedly. And, you know, she says they were at Bergdorf, and Trump, you know, throws her in her closet and rapes her. And she still has the outfit.

And we don't even know if the outfit has any DNA on it. She doesn't know. There was one interview that she talked about the DNA. And she didn't even know if Trump ejaculated. And she talked about, she sounded drunk in the interview to me in that interview. And then she goes on, she's been making the rounds, hawking her book and trying to sell. It's all about selling her book. And she talks to, uh, um,

what's his face Anderson Cooper last night. And she talks about rape. And she thinks that most people have a sexual connotation, a fantasy connotation to rape. And Anderson cuts her off. You know, tries to go to commercial. Everybody's calling her crazy and whacked out of her mind about the rape thing. First, I do not believe that it actually happened.

But, okay. no there's no way to prove it there's no way to prove it and Donald Trump denies it victim you don't feel like a victim I was not thrown on the ground and ravish which the word raped carries so many

sexual connotation this was not this was not sexual it just it hurt it just what it just you know I think most people think of rape as a I mean it is a violent assault it is not

I think most people think of rape as being sexy okay This is where she's taking the big hit. This is where Anderson tries to go. Oh, it's got a commercial. Let's get out of here. But she's taking a big hit of that. She's probably right.

This is what you wanted me to say. Because for me when you say rape, I think of what she said. This girl got beaten down. Violent. Violence. Power. Overpowering. Yes.

It's about struggle and control. It isn't always about the act. of sex. It's more about the control and the violence and the power. However, in the past number of years, we've come to find out that there are plenty of, and even on your stupid show... What show?

Even on your stupid show... In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important entities. Your stupid show, Law and Order have done episodes. on this very topic, that rape has become a fantasy, a sexual fantasy. And a lot of women like the idea of it. Because of the control.

They like the idea of, yes. They're, they're overpowered and. Yes. Okay. But it's in that safe zone of, yes. It's, it's a controlled study kind of thing. Overpower me and take control of me. That's what she's right.

But we're, but since we have such hatred for. Trump. We do. And we have a such, oh, we've got somebody on her side, but now she said something a little crazy. We can attack her. I just, it's just agonizing. Violation, violation. You were doing so good. So what are you going to say after that? Just dump it out. And let's just play some music. I said that he denied it, right? Yes, you did. Okay, he said. But he instead of, don't play. Don't this music. Just don't, don't do it. Keep your finger on the pause right now. Don't do it. I love the point. This makes me, this is where, this is where somebody needs to advise Donald Trump and he'll never get this advice. Never, nobody will tell him this. And maybe if they tell him this,

he'll say, shut up. He's instead of just saying, it's not true, it didn't happen. Instead of just saying that, moving on. What did he say, Jeffrey? The first thing that comes out of his mouth isn't, it's not true. It didn't happen. What is it? He's not by type. I mean But come on We know that's what he's going to say But we know that's what he's going to say And everybody that is looking

Play the music Stop it Play the music You're driving me crazy Because I'm going to go deep into it Okay Stop it You do political

You're getting me Were you listening to Rush today? No, I didn't listen to him today No I can't I play the music Don't Good Lord man

Don't get me started seriously. Date line Dominican Republic Expoise What is happening in the Dominican Republic We have a reporter live in studio Thank you for

Davout for this moment We have some news that 70 tourists have died in the Dominican Republic and 11 Americans have died in vacations there.

All this passed in the last two three months we're people

dying of a attack a moment. A moment? Did you I don't

know if anybody else is in the booth with you or anything. I just want to

see if you brought an interpreter with you for the show because the show is done in

English. I appreciate the appreciate the authenticity of the report but I'd really

like to have our audience, you know, understand. No, what What the

audience took the button and put in Spanish in instead of put it in

English. So, and if the person that are listening now can we

get an interpreter is there an interpreter in the house? I thought we had

this worked out for the for the dateline Dominican seriously you don't want to

go to the Dominican Republic I mean you're going to do the reporter

okay so I did find the the what happened was people push the button to press Spanish.

Okay, the Spanish button. Yeah, you can't do that. Don't, don't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. It's a huge mistake. Yes. Who left that open?

That's supposed to be covered up. Thank you. Thank you. Who is supposed to know what that is? Thank you. All right, so right now we have nearly 70 tourists in the Dominican Republic of we reported ill since March. Wow.

70. 70. Now those are reported ill. Ill, yes. And also the people that are reporting, uh, how do you say that? that symptoms like diarrhea, vomiting, fever. In June alone, 52. Wow, one month, and this month's not even over.

No. So right now we're having that and then as of yesterday, Monday, 11 Americans have died. Wow, any other people who died or just Americans? Americans, that's what we know. That's what our State Department have confirmed to us 11 have died and most of them are dying heart attacks. Wow.

They go out, they drink, boom, dead. Respiratory. Has the State Department issued any no travel to Dominican or anything? They have not issued that. But the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Punta Gana has removed liquor dispensers from guest rooms mini bars. Oh, so they're concerned. The decision was made independently and it's not as a resurgence. sold of the two deaths that are poured in its property because what happened was that this one

of the person that died over there opened the mini bar drank it dead hello so right now that's a lot of money for those hotels too bad and you were telling me earlier i mean that's where americans go hard rock right they need that hard rock you know my son my son is in mexico as we speak where did they stay hard rock hard rock kankoon and i mean that's just where americans when they want to go to a country that isn't their country familiar to them.

Yep. You have a hard rock. It's an American thing. It's, oh yeah, we go to the hard rock. And we know. We know what hard I guess.

And the rule is, you do not leave the hard rock in a casino grounds. You don't go outside and make a left. No, you can't. Do not go outside of make a left. But now,

we're telling them we can't, we don't even trust them in the rooms. I mean, they're pulling the drinks. That's trouble. Florida, man. River City. A Florida man who fell sick has been saying do not go to Dominican Republic. After he returned home, he said Miranda 41-year-old from Pennsylvania, heart attack.

Nathaniel Holmes 63, heart attack. Cynthia Ann Day, five days later, found dead heart attack. Wow. 67-year-old Robert Wallace from California, heart attack. and this is the one that became ill after drinking a drink out of the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Resort

minibar. So you, I don't blame them for removing the mini bar stuff. They don't want to be held responsible for that. No question, they've got to do something because no one knows what's causing it. Who's doing it? You know, they've got, they have to do something.

I mean, they've got to react. The money that they lose, on mini bars in the rooms will pale in comparison to the people that don't show up at all. Nope, we're canceling the vacation of the Dominican. You got a Mississippi woman. How many people go to the Dominican every year? What do they say, like three or four million a year?

Probably, yeah. Something like that. That's a, that's a chunk. Which makes you think because now the Dominican Republic has hired a crisis managing firm because you have at this point when I printed this story six Americans have died

and then So we have seven, we have 11 Americans now, yes. As of Monday, but when I printed this it was six and that's when our poppy got shot. Right. He was the start of this. David, oh my gosh. He's the target.

I don't want to say that, you know, conspiracy theories or anything, but I'm just saying David Ortiz Ortiz, that was the start of this, man. Poppy was the start of it. To quote you correctly, roughly 2.7 American visit annually. 2.7? So I was a little short.

I said three or four million. Only three people a year, 2.7. 2.7, yes. 2.7 million. Oh, 2.7 million. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you. But we did get a quote from Elias Cadete.

He's a local taxi driver, 67. He says, is worrying because tourism is the spinal cord of our economy. If tourism falls, my country falls. No doubt about it. So I don't think. Because the 2.7 million Americans that are coming, they ain't totally people coming. I mean, the world is coming to the Dominican.

You're in the Caribbean. That's a destination for a vacation spot. And you start messing with the vacation spots, man. People are going, oh, you know what? St. Thomas sounds bad. Yeah. Puerto Rico sounds good. Yeah, let's go there.

Puerto Rico sounds good. You know, come to think of it. No. Wait, you're going to risk. You're going to risk. instead of going to Puerto Rico. Let's say, let's say, honey, we're going to cancel the Dominican Republic. But we could go to Puerto Rico.

It's the same, you know, we could. It's an island, and it's the same Caribbean area. And we just go to the other side of the island. Go to Haiti? The other side of the island. Is that better than Puerto Rico? I really want to say that Trump quote. What did Trump call Haiti?

Are you going to play, are you going to seriously do this to me? You want me to, I refuse to talk politics? No. No. No. quote. No. If I say the quote, it takes me down the rabbit hole of Trump all over again and gives me back into politics.

Look, I'm doing Pat Gray's program on Friday. It'll be the day after the second Democratic debate, I'm sorry, the communist debate, Thursday night. There's one on Wednesday night, then there's a communist debate on Thursday night. So we'll be covering that. I'll be deep into, we'll do some politics on Friday. Which one is your boy doing? What's that? Lesser Holt.

Which one is he doing? Oh, I don't know. I hope he does Thursday, though. We've got to find that. I'll look that up right now. We've got to find that out. My main man, Lester Holt. He's probably doing one of the bigger ones, though, after the get through the first couple.

Lester's too good to do these little beginner ones. Just when you think, just when you think Lester's too good to do the underlings. He's doing the first one, which makes sense. He's going to do the first one. It's the starting point, the jump off point of the, of the democratic debates. And he's going to be doing it with Rachel Maddow. Yeah, but it's cool because he's getting, he's the prime spot.

Lesser Holt will be on the two hour long. Yeah. So he's going to be the- Nobody can seem like that's a surprise. You're talking about Lester Holt. And then Maddow will do an hour and then the other people will do another hour. But Lesser Holt will be the main anchor. Damn right he will be.

Doing that. And that will be. He is. Once I find out the second debate. Is my man, I can't, wait to find out it doesn't matter i can't because you're going to play the music on me here soon this is what i'm talking about this is what i'm going to be doing on pat gray on friday my pat's taking the day off uh and so i'm gonna oh cnnn is doing the second debate so it'll be cnmbs is doing the first one

and cnnnb s is doing the second one the clinton news network is doing the other one right so don't play the music but we're done no politics no we're done Now back to vacation time. If you had a choice, and you say, like we didn't ever finish where we would go. Because the scald got started with, you know,

would you go to Haiti? Would you go to Puerto Rico over the Dominican? I would say no. Puerto Rico is beautiful. No, I'm going to go to Come Sell Away. There's a lot of people that love Puerto Rico. Me.

Don't start with your little, you know, I think I'll go on the cruise. I'll go to a cruise bag and David Barton. Yeah. Rabbi Lappin, and we just cruise. Bill O'Reilly, don't know. Oh, yeah, Bill O'Reilly's going to show up and he'll be there. Don't, if you mentioned him, the whole thing goes down.

He just dropped it down or not. Don't say Sue's going to be there. Glenn, David, okay. Bill O'Reilly, okay. Rabbi Lappin, okay. Classic, just for that. But, right, you don't even need it anymore. But then you say, and Stu, no, see.

I'm sorry, go back, go back. So if, if Dominican Republic is out of the equation, and you don't want to go to Haiti, you don't want to go to Puerto Rico, or you want to go to come sellaway.com with, you know, Croatia and Israel and Venice, Venice, Italy. Where else would you go? Is there another Venice? Yes, there's another Venice. There is?

I was just wondering. Yes. Would you say Venice? That's the one that you eat, right? Do you think to yourself Venice, Florida? Yes. Or Venice, Italy? No, Venice, Florida.

Is that what you think is? Yes. Well, you'd be wrong. So go ahead. Next. No, I'm saying, where are you going to go? Do you the one with the idea? I'm going to St. Thomas.

Go to St. Thomas? Bahamas? It's the same close. Same place. It's over down. It's down south in the water. Is it? I thought it was like...

It's down south of the water. Don't start, don't... Don't you of anyone on this planet. What? I know my geography. I know. We're done. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need a drink anyway. A Coca-Cola. Zero sugar. Cold. chilled to perfection in my Coca-Cola zero-sugar mini fridge. Oh my gosh. So good.

So good. As long as we're in the break room, remember to subscribe to chewing the fat. You already did that so you could just skip that over. I know. I just want to tell them again. I want to remind them. Just go right into the headlines.

I know, but it's important that they know how important it is, how important their subscription to this podcast is. Okay, headlines. Go. I want people to know. I'm going to look at right in there. There's no cameras. There's no cameras.

Oh, they're putting them back. This one is. Little cock hide. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Wait a minute. I'm going to move over here to the left. You mean, they're not on.

You have to move the microphone. All right. So the cameras are off. That's straight on. That's straight on to that camera right there. Subscribe to chewing the fat with yours, Julie, Jeff Fisher. It means so much to me.

You can tell. I'm looking right at you. I mean someone. I'm looking right in their eyes on the camera. Yes, it means something to me. I don't know how you could look to someone's eyes through audio because they're listening to you as they drive. I'm looking at the camera.

That's how. You could look at any camera, but I don't think it translates to audio. Are you dumb? On Friday, you can't look at them in the camera. Tell them to subscribe. Dumb, okay? When I look at the camera, wait, I got to move.

Yeah, yeah. And you take the mic radio. I got it. We'll look right at the camera here. When you look right at the camera like that, you're looking right at them, right into the, I'm looking right into your soul. Yeah. And that, also, I need to determine my computer off.

Turned off your computer? Yeah, well, no, I just need to turn the audio off. Nobody wants to hear that. Huh? No one wants to hear that. No. No, you do not. Your computer hasn't been updating like a week.

Oh, don't even get me started on that. Don't even get me started. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. See, I've been trained. I've been struggling with this stupid laptop. I have a Surface Pro. I love it. It's not a laptop.

I love it. It's a tablet. I just got done saying it's a Surface Pro. A tablet, yeah. I love it. I have a keyboard. It plugs the snaps into the keyboard plus it's a tablet. Maybe it's a tablet plus it snaps into a keyboard.

There you go. It's a tablet. Either one you want. Either one you want. I love it. It's a second one. It's got the art app. It's beautiful.

My daughter love. My daughter's like, just leave it home. This artist. Just leave it home. Up until the one before it. Didn't you have a laptop? I did.

In fact, I still have it. I still have my last three or four laptops. They're just stacked up. You're supposed to turn them in. I just stacked up. Because you never know. I might fire him back up again. Why do you have a tablet?

There's stuff on there. There's stuff on there. Because I needed something to use. And at that time, our IT department said, here, use this. Are you opposed? I said, hey, I'm thinking about getting a tablet. You know, what do you think?

And they said, well, here, we've got one right here. Use this one. And I was like, okay, thank you. But now it has not, it needs updates and it's not working properly. And I have to continue to, it's just a struggle. It's a daily struggle that I have to go through. And I know, look, I know that your struggles are, well, not as important as mine. But they're, you know, they're important to you.

Not even close. Just, can we ever, because, you know, Here's a million-dollar idea. And you're going to tell me that this is already done. This deal's already done. You're going to tell me this deal's already done. But I want, because we need to start a million-dollar idea, have our own personal IT department.

That's what I mean. Not just, I'm not talking about just calling Microsoft. I'm not just talking about calling Apple and say, oh, welcome to Apple. How can I help you and talk to Bill from Iowa? So Uber-I-I-T. Maybe a little bit better than Uber-I-T, something like that. Like Uber-Eats.

Maybe because Best Buy has their, Yeah, the geek squad. The geek squads, right? So that's something like that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm good with Uber, Uber IT. That's actually, you're welcome, Uber. You're welcome.

Okay. All right. Man who won lottery. Now think of this. You go through life. You're looking to win the lottery. Suburban Detroit, man. He wins the lottery.

He's so freaking happy. All right? He's been, they haven't been divorced. all right, but they've been separated. He and his wife separated. They have been divorced, but they're separated. So they're getting a divorce, right? Yeah, you have to be separated before you get a divorce.

Well, not really. And instead of Virginia, you do. Not really. But this is Michigan, actually, so we're not talking about Virginia. So why don't you zip it, okay? How do you know about the Virginia thing, by the way? I live in Virginia.

That's where I got married. So he wins $15 million. 15 billion bucks. That's a pretty penny. Well, he actually won 30 million. Oof. That's even a pretty, that's two pretty pennies. Except that now the Michigan Appeals Court says,

nope, nope. Bitch is gone. I'm divorced. You weren't divorced at the time that you bought the ticket. She gets, you know, oh, oh my gosh, I lost a ticket. I lost the ticket. That was part of marital property. Part of marital property.

She gets to half, $15 million. That's so much. That sucks, doesn't it? If she's not dead by next week. I will say this. Look at it this way. How can you look at it in what way? Look at it this way.

It looks at it this way. Okay. You're separated from your wife. Okay. She hits the $30 million. I want my $15 million. No, he's not that lucky. But I will say this.

I would guarantee you, almost guarantee you. that if it happened in reverse, the judge, you know, the arbitrator, oh, you guys were separated. Yep. You know, it's not part of marital property. Absolutely, because she's a female. Yep.

Absolutely. I would say that. That bitch. Nassler pisses me up like the, like the whole crap pissing you up earlier. That is some BS. You're separated. You're still walks away with 15 million.

So he's not, I'm still good. I am high and a hitman. I don't know if there's a way around that. I don't know. There is a way around that. But she's already, by now you're already divorced. You're already divorced.

She's going to leave it to some of the ones. She's done. I used to be married. We lost her. She would have wanted me to have her $15 million back. And I will set up at charity. And I'll call her charity. we lost her.

You're going to call the charity, we lost her? Yes. Please donate, though. We lost her. So another great story. This is one of my favorite stories of all time because I'm a big fan of bicyclists and cyclists. Oh, yeah.

And bicyclists, whatever you want to call them. You actually move out of their way so they can have the road. I wish there was more on the road. That's how much more. Really? Yeah. Because by your house, it's like a...

It kisses me off when they, when they, when we make them ride on the sidewalk, it pisses me off when we don't have a bike lane for them. I think that that needs to happen. But instead, I mean, if they, we don't have a bike lane and we don't have a sidewalk. At least they can ride in the road. A share lane.

And that's the way it goes. That's how much I, oh, man, that ticks me off. Bicyclists should have the ride away at all times. Except for this bicyclist, who was ordered to pay compensation to the woman because a lady was looking at her cell phone, stepped off the curb and the bicyclist rammed into her. And a judge says, uh, no, you're at fault.

Uh, you're going to, you're going to take care of that. Uh, you're going to pay her for damages. Good. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. Good. Good.

Thank you. Get off your high horse or your high bicycle. Thank you. Oh, man. In the way, that's who my sorrow. Did I hit a bicyclist? How it was sorry? Uh, no.

Florida. Come out of church. How are you still not in jail? How are you still not in jail? Is the bicyclist still alive? Yes. Was he injured or she? I don't know.

I hit and run? Yes. What? What's the statute limitation? This happened 20 years ago when I was leaving a church in Florida. And I'm making the light is green, making a right turn. Okay. All of a sudden, I'm making that right turn.

on a green light and I hear and I look back I'm like what is that a bicycle was trying to go go straight well they were in the wrong the bicycle's in the wrong there the bicycle was supposed to wait behind you

until you had the turn to go straight if they're following the rules of the road like they're supposed to and that's why I just kept rolling because I was in the right and oh he's okay oh he stood up all right so you may not

to hit him, he might have fallen over trying to bang on the side of your car or whatever, right? Trying to let you know that you were there. Yes, that he was there. Yeah. As I'm, I'm trying. I mean, so why. I'm not stopping. I don't know what you're doing.

And you hit my car. That actually, the bicyclist is in the wrong. 100% of the wrong. He was. Now, you're not stopping is another issue. He hit me. You're not stopping as another issue. We're involved in some sort of.

So, like, I'm the victim. And I didn't. Well, you should have. So you're not a victim. I'm the victim. No, you're not a victim. Yes, he hit my car. And as a victim, I decided not giving power over the situation.

So I took power back and I was like, you know what? I would stop just to have a little fun with the bicyclos, man. Oh, it was early in the morning too. It was like mad early in the morning. It was right after church, bro. It's like 10 o'clock in the morning. Who's riding their bike at 10 o'clock in the morning? First of all, 10 o'clock in the morning is not bad early.

That is mad early. No, it is not. On a Sunday, we're supposed to be sleeping until like 12? Yes. That is mad early. No, my friend. So if you know Orlando area and you listen to this podcast and you. And that was you?

Yes. Oh, you have to call. 888 9000 33-93. I want to talk to you. It was right there in Oviedo. You can call between Monday and Thursday from 12 to 2 central. I want to talk to you. 888 9-033-93.

And if you're a bicyclist that's had this happen to you, I want to talk to you this. Because you know how I feel. You love them. You actually want more loss protecting. In fact, right now, I'm so pissed at you. You are. I can tell.

I can tell. I can tell. I don't even want to talk about. This is why you need real estate agents. I trust.com. Now, this isn't a paid commercial for real estate agents I trust.com, but go there anyway. If you're looking to sell your house or buy your house, you want somebody that understands you and how you feel and they'll help you sell your house.

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thought he'd done a great job, snapping up a $177,000 villa for only $9,100. Now, what's the old adage? You know, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is. Yeah. But he didn't really buy the,

Taramac Villa Um He got a one foot wide 100 foot long strip of land I valued at about 50 bucks I think it's probably valued More than that I would say that a

I would say it You know A one foot wide 100 foot long strip of land It's got to be worth more than 50 bucks right Where's it at Gotta be worth more than 50 bucks It's in uh

It's in Florida right Teramac Temerite Tamarx. Yeah. Tamarik. Yeah. Definitely is worth one of the 50 bucks. Yeah.

$250. But he thought the village, the picture of it is fantastic because the picture of it is this great little, this great little house with two car garage and a house split. Just a strip of land. No house, no, nothing. No, I don't have a one foot wide house built on this strip of land yet, sir. Have we minarized, you know, have you shrink ray them? Yeah, the tiny houses. Yes.

Tiny house. That's even, that's even, that's not a. tiny house. That's a miniature house, man. That's what I'm saying. Like, have we gone with a mindifying glass and look for in between the grass, you know, um, it starts at the curb where the two mailboxes have been installed, goes

under the wall separating the garages of the two adjoining Spring Lake Villas. Then he spins out to the back lot. See? Look at that. Wait a minute. Come on. That's almost, that's worth nine grand. Yes. That's worth nine grand for that.

Uh, first time auction it's deception says the first time auction bidders not deception you just were dumb an idiot you didn't call real estate agents that trust that come thank you that's what you are there was no demarcation to show it's just a line through a villa well you that's because you're dumb you didn't call real estate agent I don't you call you dumb sir no no he's dumb you didn't call real estate agents I trust dot com that's where you make your mistake equivalent of being dumb I've ever been on uh you know I used to take the train. Yes.

I used to take the train back and forth when we worked in Manhattan. I lived in Pennsylvania. So we hopped the train in Trenton, New Jersey and into Manhattan Penn Station. 601 Express usually every morning, baby, New Jersey Transit, NJT. You miss the 601 Express and you got to hop on the next Amtrak because Amtrak takes priority on those tracks. But anyway, they get there a little bit faster. But a lot more expensive.

They always tell you at the end, like it's a time. a straight shot. When you get back to Trenton at night, the train talks about, you know, it's going back to the yard. This train's going back to the yard. It's not going back the other direction. And you do not want to get caught in the yard. So, you know, you do

not want to fall asleep on the train and then wake up in the yard, man, because, you know, I don't know how the heck you get out of the yard. So there's a story about a lady who claims to have fallen asleep on her flight, her 90-minute flight from Quebec to Toronto

about 20 days ago or so maybe 15 days ago something like that this month and as you said you fell asleep during the journey and woke up and the airplane was empty parked and dark I can tell you how

I mean I remember falling asleep on the train once and you know going back into Trenton one afternoon I mean you know just dead tire you go to sleep and I woke up and there's nobody else on the train and it's quiet and I looked to see what station we're at and it's Trenton. It's the last one and I'm like holy crap. I'm waiting if the doors close you're screwed right because the train is moving that man. You're going to the yard going to the yard. It would have been another fantastic story for Jeff Fisher to be at the train yard but I didn't want to do that.

They used to come through. Apparently, if he came, if the one guy used to come through and bang on the metal racks in the afternoon, you know, when you come through, Trenton, Trenton, you know,

trying to wake everybody up so they get the hell off the train. But I was close, man. I mean, you grab your stuff and run off that thing, man. You did not want to go to the yard. So I can understand how frightening it must be if this is true,

that you wake up and it's... Yeah, you don't believe it. I don't know. Why don't you believe it? everybody gets off the plane make a noise loud people are sleeping you wouldn't leave her there

I wouldn't if I saw a lady still sound asleep when we're when we're uh... Dboarding and she's

And you're passing you you're not a worker right Correct. Okay I would you know just reach across and touch Absolutely no

Excuse me We landed Yeah you would No you would I would I would I don't believe that Well I would

You're trying to get off the plane And you're gonna Yes if I'm getting my stuff You're not just It's not like You have to You're standing in stupid lines. Everybody getting their stuff out of the racks.

Is this person sitting next to you? No, it's just in a seat. Sound asleep. So you're passing by and you see a person and you're going to stop the line to tell her, Hey, sweetie, wake up. Yes, and say, hey, we're at last. Yes. I'm pushing you.

If you're in front of me, I'm pushing you. I don't care what you do. I'm just going to wake this person up. I'm not going to just walk by and laugh. I absolutely don't think you're going to wake him up. I would. How do you know? I would.

How do you know they're asleep? I would. asleep. Maybe they don't want to be bothered. And then I walk across, I touch it, maybe they're dead. Now, I want to know. I want to know. For someone that doesn't want to spend a lot of time inside a plane, now you spend another time because you discover the dead body. Whatever. You're not going to leave him on the plane.

Are you a doctor? Are you a doctor? I'm not going to do it. Can you do anything for this person to help them? No, you can't. You're going to help them by not getting locked in the stupid plane. How did she get up? So I find it hard to believe. So she said she searched around, found a flashed. Did she press a call button? She's just she's still there.

She's waiting for somebody to come. Nobody's showing up. Actually, she lit a cigarette and the authorities showed up. Everybody showed up. The whole damn, whole damn airplane police showed up. That's ridiculous. Airplane police? Yes, they showed up.

There's a smoke alarm going off. So she said she found a flashlight, looked around and she got, she opened up one of the, one of the doors. Oh, yeah, this is not pressurized. It's not press. Sorry. I was going to say, but she said that she sat there. Because she's, you know, you're like 30, 40 feet in the air. You're high, yeah, you're not jumping out of that thing.

Well, you are if you really. If there was danger. There's no danger to her, right? She's just trying to get up. Isn't there a slide? I don't know. I just hit the slide button. Ooh, that would have been smart.

Anyway. It is an emergency. So she just sitting there. And she said finally her flashlight, one of the workers, one of the baggage people, saw the light and was like, oh, hey, okay. You're not supposed to be here. What are you doing up there? Oh, I wonder where she found the flashlight.

She said she found it in the cockpit. So she walked out into the cockpit? I mean, it's open, right? The planes, if it's true. I mean, they went and parked it and there's nobody on the plane. She's in the back. Can't be heard snoring. She's snoring away.

Honestly, nobody tapped her shoulder on the way out. Because nobody's going to hear anybody get their luggage out above her. She didn't hear any of that. She didn't hear any of that. She didn't hear any of that. She's been slept all through that. So, I mean, you're on the plane, right? You're just looking around.

You're pushing the button and nothing's happening. Okay, I don't care no longer about this story. Jeff Fisher, you fell asleep. The plane is parked. You have a plane all for yourself. I know. What do you do? I think I try to start it.

Me too. I think I try to start it. At least... Are you just pressing button like a crazy man? Most cockpits aren't necessarily Fat guy conducive. Yeah. It's a tight squeeze.

You can just reach. You don't have to sit behind it. That's true. You can just reach. That's right. Nobody else is in there. No, what I want.

Yeah. Okay. So are you pressing buttons like a maniac? Or use, are you trying to hit and miss. You know, I want to this does. This one, yeah.

It just does. A bad boy fires up. Dude. Are you rating the snacks and the drinks and the mini bar? How dare you? I am. That's the first thing I go. Those are probably gone, right?

I mean, if they park, the plane. They changed that out. Do they take that out? Yeah, they clean up. That's what I'm saying. They might not clean the planes anymore. They expect to make sure your fried pockets are clean and all you're checked up. Because they

don't have the cleaning crew come in every time now. It's because heaven forbid they have to spend the money on that. They've got to make an extra few million on baggage fees. But that's another story. But they still take the food away, right? They're not leaving the food on the plane. I don't think they will.

It's just a snacks. They're good for overnight stay. Oh, well, maybe. Until they get ready for the new flight. Yeah, and they just, the boy comes, the stock boys, stuck them up up. The boy comes. Yeah.

I got food for you. Yeah. How many chips two? Oh, yeah. You need to sell more ships. But you're definitely looking through that stuff, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm opening everything up. I mean, you got to do you might as well. I think I'm definitely trying to start it too. I'm definitely going to start the plane. I'm trying to turn the headlights on or something, let people know you're in there. True. How come the plane is what's going on down there.

Instead, she's got a little flashlight hanging out the side door, and she didn't hit the slide button. Is it a slide button? We need to talk to our Betty girl. This would be a good story for Betty. Thank you. If it could actually happen. She's in Germany.

I bet it can't happen. She's in Germany. I bet it can't happen. Oh, you say that there's a slide button? No way. I think that someone could fall asleep on a plane if you live. Oh, okay. No way.

I'm still stuck on a slide button. I know this is Canada. I got this Canada, so they're a little. little back behind times in Canada. See, what is my theory? No third world country should have airplanes. Oh, Canada doesn't really... It's a third world country.

Is it America? Is Canada America? No, it is not. It's a third word country. Congratulations in order. I know, look, we went off the deep end of politics for a couple times here on the, on the chewing the fat today, and I apologize. But I do want to say that it surprises me that President Trump still needs a,

a press secretary. But Flotus, Malania just tweeted a couple hours ago while we're recording chewing the fat. I'm pleased to announce at Steph Grissom 45 will be the next press secretary and communications director

that she is Potus's press secretary. So Trump stole her from the wife. Yeah. I don't even know why they need one. I didn't know the first ladies have a press secretary. Heck yeah. They've got a big staff. And by the way, I am so proud of

of Stephanie Grisham. That is such... Are you? You know, Steph, you and Steph are tight. You know each other? I wasn't as tired as I was with Sarah Huckabee because I knew her dad. And I was one phone number close to getting my dream girl's, you know, phone number.

But... You know, Mike. Huck and me. Yeah. Huckett. Hucka. Yeah. But I'm so proud of Stephanie, man.

She did it. Now, my thing is, they thought Sarah Huckabee was... Trump, just wait, because she's been with the Trump since 2015. Where's my music, bud? Because we are way too deep. Are we there?

Yes, we are. Are we though? No, we are. Are we? Yes. Because. I can't believe he's, and he hasn't even,

up at this point, he hasn't even commented about it. Everybody else is talking about. He's been silent. Don just, yeah, welcome aboard. Do your job. He's not even there. Yeah, well, welcome Steph Grisham 45.

Thanks. Well, she's already there. 45. Come on, man. Come on, man. And did you see Melania? She only follow seven people. I was thinking that was her age, but.

She looks 45. Do you see Melania only follow seven people? Seven people on her. She has 12 million followers on Flotus. Her Flotus account, Melania Trump's. 12 million followers. Only 623 tweets. So she's busy online.

Oh, yeah, she is. Oh, she is tweeting a tweet monster. Her and Donna are up every morning. Yes. Matching toilets. Yep. Tweeting. Oh, my, you just literally stole that by every day.

I'm really matching golden toilet. Honey, what are you going to tweet? Oh, I almost tweeted that too. But that's not true because down's like, shut up. Just tweet. I don't want to know what you're tweet. But she follows seven people. Only seven.

That's strong. That's strong. Now, she doesn't, I mean, that's pretty strong. She follows, of course, the White House and White House history. She follows Hubby. Twice. Follows hubby twice. She follows Potus.

Which is. But he never, I mean, that's not him. That's the real Donald Trump is. him. Yes. And then she follows Pence and Pence's wife Karen Pence. But there's one on here that she follows Barack Obama. We all know they like each other. Remember that picture? Remember that picture with the whole ex-presidents and she's smiling with the Barack Barack and Michelle is a little upset? If I see one more photo, one more story about how good Michelle Obama looks of their Italian vacation as they go out with the Clooney's and what they're

dressed like and she's wearing her potato sack designer dress and she looks so beautiful. Somebody please play political music because I'm going to get myself in so much trouble right now. My friend, if I see one more, why is their music cutting me off? Is that the end of the show? No, that's you violated rule. You talk to politics. But we could cut the show.

Yeah, thanks for listening. I appreciate it. Sorry about the politics. Sorry. I'm sorry, I'm not going to get too political today. I'm not kidding about the colonies of the Obama's though, man. Drive me crazy.