Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 134 | Rest in Peace Beth Chapman, 300 yr old Pirate Divorce, & God, Guns, & Freedom | Guest: Colon Ward

Episode Date: June 26, 2019

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If you want to know why people say, well, that's Texas. I mean, only in Texas. So a Texas deputy was making a stop at a house because someone had called and said, hey, we got this person here. They're freaked out. Can you come and talk him down? He's been at the mental health hospital. And now he's going crazy here at the house.

we need you to come by the house and talk to him. He's acting erratically. So the Texas deputy shows up and gets shot in the face with a crossbow. And only in Texas. And you think, holy cow, the guy got shot in a face with a crossbow? Only in Texas? He sustained a minor energy on the attack and he's going to be released from the hospital. He's fine.

What happened to you today? You know, just got shot in the face with a crossbow. we actually do have a sad story from Duane Dog Chapman his tweet a few hours ago it's 532 in Hawaii this is the time she would wake up and go hike

Coco Head Mountain only today she hiked the stairway to heaven we all love you Beth see you on the other side his wife passed away She'd been fighting lung cancer, stage four lung cancer. And she also had stage two throat cancer.

And she was struggling for a couple of years now. Or at least I should say fighting for a couple of years now. And she lost the fight today. Very sad. I mean, it was just like she was putting up a good fight, putting up a good fight, and then something happened a couple days ago, right? And we just got the news that she was in the hot, so that she was hospitalized. and it was like a coma.

Wow, she's that bad. It seems to happen that fast. It obviously didn't happen that fast. She's been fighting for, you know, two or three years of this sickness and this illness. But, you know, toward the end like that, that's, it's sad. It's sad. We'll see if they can continue on with the TV show and what happens with that with Dogg the Bounty Hunter. I know they've got, you know, contractual arrangement.

and they've been filming and it's it'll be very sad. But it's very sad news for those of you that are dog the bounty hunter fans. Yeah, and then he also tweeted 90% of what you hear in his fake news. I don't mean to be nasty, but some are fill in the blanks. WG and America will be releasing an accurate report soon. Keep praying coming. In other sad news, the female who married the 300-year-old pirate

okay so it's not as sad as dog the bounty hunter I mean to her it is but she Amanda Teague she just exercised her her ghost husband had to get rid of him

and I know what you're thinking but why why would you exercise someone that you loved even if he was a 300 year old pirate why would you do that Well, apparently, since they've been together, she's been having health problems. And she started getting reoccurring abscesses.

And she was finding abscesses with pus under the skin surrounding her rear end. Her words, Anus. And it just started to go downhill for her. every time they would have sex, the symptoms would get worse. And she just... She just couldn't do it. Her animal wouldn't even stay with Jack anymore.

Jack Sparrow, I mean, you know, the 300-year-old dead pirate. That's the name of them? Yeah. And the animals are quite intuitive, you know. And she thought, that's a red flag. Wait. That was a red flag. When the animal was...

The animal would go with the... The ghost. The 300-year-old ghost that she married. Yeah. That was a red flag. Yeah. What's the animal? A dog? Toby the dog.

Toby the dog. Toby the dog. Wouldn't go near him. And she says, quoted here, animals are quite intuitive, so... Oh, so we could call her on that. Yes. What's her name?

So I could call her? Amanda. Amanda. Amanda, okay. Amanda said that. Amanda said that. Yeah, animals are quite intuitive. And that's why I need to exercise these 300 real pirate and get a divorce.

She was getting too sick. She was getting too sick. She was struggling with sickness. With pus and. Now she says incredibly. Look, she probably would be dead by now if she hadn't exercised them. This is like a month old story now. All right.

We're just getting it now because she was too broken up to talk about. Oh, okay. Makes sense. Makes sense. But she knew in her heart that if she didn't get rid of them, the health was going to get so bad. she was probably going to die. She would be walking around, in fact,

she would be walking around with a colostomy bag right now. But I don't know if she knows that you're not dead when you walk around to a colostomy bag, but that's just me. Can I core her on that? So she says yes. You're dead when you have a colostomy bag?

Apparently, yeah, if you have to carry a colostomy bag, you may as well be dead, but that's not what she said. She had the exorcism, and she had an MRI. in November which showed that her bowel was perforated. I don't know what she's doing with the ghost. That's too pinky for me right now.

But. Yeah, you don't do that with ghosts. Well, she was. They're married. They're married, though. True. They're not very, yes, yes. They did the right way. And she just knew that her perforated bowel wasn't something that was going to heal without surgery.

So she had to have the exorcism as well and incredibly it healed up. Come on, man. And since the exorcism, she's had no more abscesses or bowel problems. In fact, when she went to the hospital for a checkup,

a junior doctor called in a consultant because she's never seen anything like it before. Never seen anything like it before. It was absolutely exhilarating. Now, I know what you're thinking, is there a way that we could even know more about the story? Because it's so fascinating. that someone would marry a 300-year-old pirate

and then have problems, health problems. And then the dog would be intuitive. If she wasn't, if she didn't stop, she'd be walking around with a colostomy bag and she still have pus around her anus. Her words. She's got a new book out. What?

I know. Living with a 200-year-old pirate? It's called a new attitude. Now, if you ask yourself, where could I get a new attitude? Amazon, of course. Anywhere books are sold. Anywhere books are sold. Duh.

Let's click on what the cover is. Hold on. I forgot to look at what the cover is. Ooh. Anyway. Do not click on the book cover. No, you click on it. No.

A new attitude. Nope. The way you said that. New attitude. That does not. You get the Kindle edition for $10. It might be worth it. It might be worth it.

Bucks? Yeah, for a Kind of Kintel. I know. It's a lot. $3.99. I know. Paperback is $15.

What? Might as well got a paper bag if I'm going to pay extra. Paperback, $15. $15 for this? Was it a book called

because I want to do the same thing you did? A new attitude. A new attitude book. Oh. I can't find a book. I got a bunch of books. Do you know how to search

anything online? Yeah. I got one. Now I play your little music. If I have to see the father and the daughter who drowned in the river, in the Rio Grande, one more time on my television, I may explode today. I came in to do Pat on Lease this morning, and I sat on that orange sofa, and every time I looked over to the televisions, one of them had that father and daughter laying on the shore dead because they were trying to cross the border. and how that is the United States of America's fault on immigration, I don't know. That is no way our fault.

No way. I'm sorry. What happened to them is horrific. I don't wish it on anyone. The sad struggle for life of this father and daughter trying to cross the Rio Grande. And it was an accident because the daughter jumped in after the father and it was just horrible at the end. That is not the fault of the United States. States government. It is not the fault of Donald Trump. It is not the fault of...

Good rant. Good. Love it. I support what you said. But that's two days in a row, baby. I got to teach you a lesson. So grab another... Yeah, there you go. We have some exciting things. There you go. So we have some exciting this. We're back. We're back. We have some exciting news. This is going to surprise some of you. Uh-oh. It certainly doesn't surprise me. Uh, the number one beach town to live in.

The number one, when I say to you, hey, what do you think is the number one beach town in America? Daytona Beach, Florida. That's your top of the edge. That's top. That's top. Jeff, if someone said to you, hey, what would be the top beach town to live in? You might say to yourself, I don't know. Madera Beach, Florida.

I don't know. Somebody say, go down south. Go to Sarasota. Ooh, there we are. Tempe. Longboat Key, Key, Florida is beautiful. Key West, number one beach town to live in in America. You'd be wrong.

Wait, what? According to Wallet Hub. Who? 190 Wallet Hub. They do the studies. Oh, okay, okay. Compared 192 cities across 62 key indicators of livability, including affordability.

weather, safety, etc. The best seaside beach town was Naples, Florida, earning a total score of 65.61. However, it was surpassed this year. With a score of 69.07 by Traverse City, Michigan.

I don't know if any of you ever been to Traverse City, Michigan. I go, I've been up there. I was forced to go there as a child. to their cherry festival, which, by the way, is delicious. There's pictures of myself and my family stopping by the roadside picnic table, eating cherry pies. I know that comes as a surprise. Is this little, Jeff? The Fisher family would stop and enjoy our dozen cherry pies we got at the cherry festivals.

Hold on that one. It just doesn't? Well, we were all together. It was that we had a bigger dozen or no more dozen? Well, you expect us to eat? Share a pie? Yes, Jeff. A normal American family grabs one piece of pie and then cut it, you know, a max of like eight slices.

And that is plenty for like a week. Oh, you can not be part of my family. My friend does not want to be part of your family. Your family goes to the tornadoes, heart attacks. Like, I'm good. I'm good. So, I mean, congratulations to Traverse City for being the best ranked beach town in America. but I'm not good at geography.

But Michigan is like smack in the middle of the United States, right? No. But a nice try. There's no ocean next to Michigan. Michigan is up north. Yes, exactly. Not the middle. The middle.

North. It's a little common. It's considered Midwest by some. I'm, I'm, but it is still. Done. Done. Mid. Midwest.

The middle. The old timers will tell you that that's Midwest. Midwest. See, I was right. Not really. But it's surrounded by the Great Lakes? Lake. The Great Lakes?

It's not a beach. Could you name all five Great Lakes? I don't give a crap about it. Did I not tell you how to do that before? Yeah, the little hand thing. I gave you the little T's the hands and the Great Lakes. The Great Lakes, remember if you, I'll give you a little chewing the fat schooling right now. Yes.

You want to remember the Great Lakes that are all around the state of Michigan and a few other states up there around Michigan and Canada, by the way, and I do have a great story about Canada coming up just around the corner. But just think of the word homes. H-O-M-E-S. All right. Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie and Superior.

Those are your great lakes. Thank you. School one is done for the day. Now that we've congratulated Traverse City, Michigan, for being the best ranked beach town in America. I want to congratulate Canada. for officially being ranked number one in the world for best quality of life.

Congratulations, Canada. More good news. Two planets orbiting a nearby star that meet the requirement for supporting life. I mean, we're excited. We're excited. We found two planets that we can live on. Heck yeah. They're right there.

They're right there. Only 12 light years away from Earth. Take our solar system. Only 12 light years away from Earth. We're in the solar system. They're orbiting the T-Garden star. It's next to Orion's belt. Yeah, it's right out there.

Next to tourists. What you do is you jump out of Earth's orbit and you make a right. And you go for 12 light years and there you are. Isn't that too far? Wouldn't we die before we get there? Congratulations to Canada for being officially ranked number one

in the world for best quality of life. We're cutting it close to political again, but this is Attorney General William Barr, playing the bagpipes. I take some doing to play the bagpipes, my friend. You've got to have more than lungs. You've got to have a couple of lungs hanging down, is what you have to have to play the bagpipes.

That's why they don't wear underwear, they just wear their little skirt, because that's what happened. You ever tried to play the backpies? I mean, it takes some doing, my friend. No. You don't just pick up a bagpipe and start playing it. I play a lot of different instruments.

You can quote me on that. Play a lot of different instruments. What you play? Play a little piano. You still do. Are you a little piano? Yeah, I can tickle the ivories a little bit. Yeah.

Took some lessons. I could play, you know, as far as like wind instruments. Yeah, one instrument. Yeah, the baritone. Okay. The tuba. Ooh, of course. yes well when you're in school

and you're the fat kid he can carry the tuba put him in the back oh true can you fit through the hole don't you have to go through the hole that's funny yeah you do it's a little uncomfortable but what you do is they also have a little

tuba chair okay it was for that you're practicing so you're not holding on your shoulder and it's a little tuba chair so you sit in the chair and you climb in it you got to get up underneath there and you can kind of get I see you got to get

yeah you still got the moves You got to get... Yeah. You still got the moves. You did. You did this little move thing. Yeah, I know how to get into... There you go again.

Yeah. And, uh, and, uh, and, you know, I did that for a while. I used to play the baritone. The only reason I played the baritone, though, when I moved, uh, because that's, I got to sit on the end. Like, they'd set the band up on the stage.

Mm-hmm. And they put you in like a, uh, yeah, yeah. Semi-circle, you know, is your face the crowd. People don't know how a band works. But the, but they don't set them straight on a stage. They said, Yeah, it's a semicircle like that.

I think I already said, but the baritone, if I was in the tuba, you're in the back over here, right? But the baritone line would end up at the front of the stage so I could be the announcer at the same time. Nice. So I could put the baritone down and do the announcements, thank people for coming. We're doing this song for you.

And now marching band concerto number five. Nice. And then you sit back down and you do your little baritone chat. a little walked out of every lane of band play Thank you to All that from bagpipes Thank you

What is it William Barr Bill Barr Yeah Thank you All right Let's go to the break room Anyway I need a drink

I have a Coca-Cola Zero Especially after playing the bagpipes man Oh Oh my gosh Oh my gosh That's so good So this story

Remember Women's soccer star Megan Rapino, who's all wound up about not putting her hand over her heart or sitting in the national anthem. Are you kidding me? There's no way you could do this sort without getting political. Yes, I can. Prove me wrong. Okay, here you go.

All right. She's being asked in an interview if she was prepared to play the U.S. women's soccer team, and they're kicking butt. They've been great. They're undefeated. They look good. They probably will win. the World Cup. And she's asked from this guy at

Soccer magazine 8x8 and he specifically asked her about going to the White House to meet Donald Trump. And I mean, why are you asking? You know the answer. They're just trying to be fight starters. They've asked Trump.

He said he doesn't like it. Of course he doesn't like it. You know that. They ask her, I'm not going to fucking White House. and they make the big deal about her saying the effing white house, why are you asking her that? That is just being fight starters. That really ticks me off.

They've got no business setting that up like that. All they want to do is start a fight. See? And that wasn't political? Not a chance was that political. You know what? Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Not even close.

Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Please tell this douche that that was 100%. Tell us what? Uh, you just call me. Yes. A douche. A douche.

A douche. Because that was political. My button was on that freak. My thing was on that button like the entire time. How can you not be political on that? And by the way, don't you have to check your email? Has the Irish person emailed you? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, as long as we're in the break room. We might as well check. We're checking our email. We're checking our email. We're checking our email. We're checking the email. Check chewing the fat at the blaze.com. By the way, I've answered.

Many people are still listening. I know you show me this morning. Asking me about the joke. Joke about the 9-year-old jokes. Not the 9-year-old jokes, but the joke about, anyway. And it's on one of an episode backaways. And they're still asking me for the joke because I said I would do it on the air. Which is good.

Yeah. I mean, that's fine. But let's, we've got to refresh because I don't have a new update yet on my, my tablet, my service pro, my laptop. For seven days. And it's been a lot longer than seven days, my friend. A lot longer. Let's see. Thank goodness it wasn't a joke about, okay, someone has responded for that.

Someone has responded to that email. And someone has responded to this table. No, he has not. Then it's time. If he hasn't emailed you, it is time. Matthew Irish. Contacted me on Facebook. Message me on Facebook.

Specifically to say he'd been listening to an older show. Thank you. I appreciate you. You can do that. Wherever, wherever you get your podcast, go back and listen to the older shows. They're there.

They're available for you. Yeah, enjoy them. And I appreciate it. Thank you very much. If you don't subscribe, don't enjoy them. But you subscribe, then I want you to enjoy them.

I want you to subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Then you can enjoy the shows. Do you have the transcript? Because I have the transcript. And I would like to read actually word by word what he said. I'm happy to do this because I want to talk to this guy. I also want to talk to this guy. And he said he was going to email me with the

And we want people to challenge us. Let's just go down the timeline of Matthew Irish's Facebook message to me. 152 yesterday. Can you tell me more about yourself? I answered that privately. That was just between me and him. Are you available to chat? Yeah, no.

But go ahead. I am available to chat between noon and two central at 888-903-33. If you want to call, we'll talk to you, no problem. 888, 900, 3393, between noon and 2, Central. Yep. Then he goes at 314 yesterday. I'd love to clear up a lot of the completely bogus information. Your guest, or our co-host, Chris Cruz, share about the U.S. Air Force ban on episode 54, the overpaid Air Force ban.

I remember the, I remember talking about it. I would never let, I would never let this go. Because this was when Trump was traveling and they were all on the tarmac. All the bands were at the event, right? And they were somewhere else. And then they also came and did the event at the tarmac. Yep. And so we saw them a bunch of times.

And then we saw a bunch of higher ranking. Yes. Official chief master sergeants, master sergeants, senior master sergeants, tech sergeants. Just playing the flute. Well, we can get into the details of that. But that's what we brought us. Spurred the conversation.

because I got mad. How wonderful the Air Force band is. Okay. And that's not what Chris Cruz thinks. No, I do not. So Matthew Irish takes exception to that apparently. It does. And that's why I titled that episode,

the overpaid Air Force band. There you go. Just like that. Jeffie, you replied yesterday with a thumbs up at 315. Then at 318, you respond with that, that's great. Chris is my producer on air support, not a co-host. Ah.

Oh, I forgot about typing that, but anyway. Anyway, love to do this. Email me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Thank you. 319. We'll do. That, dot, dot, that.

Thanks. Got no email. I mean, I didn't specify, email me. I don't know. You know, now that you're sitting in front of your computer,

but I'll give them a little bit of a break. No problem, but I'm just, you know. It's been 24 hours. Over, no. Lesson. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24 hours. So. Yeah. What's up? What's doing, Matthew? I mean, don't tell me how you had to work. Don't tell me about a job. So do I.

So does Chris. We all got stuff to do. You want to start a fight? Let's go. We're willing. I mean, I'm sorry. You want to have a conversation. Conversation.

We're not fighting. No, we're not fighting. That's the old Jeffie. The new Jeffrey just passed a conversation. Conversation. But I'd love to hear your thoughts because you're right. Chris doesn't have any pushback on his hatred for the Air Force band because I'm all for I mean, I know

personally that the Air Force is at the lower tier of the military. Absolutely. And I will give you that. But do we really need a band? Does any of our branches need a band? Do they even need a color guard? Wow. Do not get me started with this

because this is... Wow. I participate in a color guard, but do we need one? Because just to let you know, I'm not going to go down this road because if we go, I'm going to freaking get pissed again. Okay, I know, so don't. Each base has their own color guard. but then the Air Force has their official color guard.

So what are we paying for two color guards? I mean, we're paying for entertainment for our military. You do not join? You do not join the military. And you know what? And don't tell me, oh, I'll travel with the US. Shut up. He'll travel with the USA.

I did. I think I even remember talking about the story of my friend when I was growing up. His dad. Yes, his dad, the Navy guy, right? Navy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. He was playing the piano one night at a bar. And the officer, and the officer said, you're playing at the officer's club now. The rest of the time and the service is all he did is play the piano at the officers club. B.S.

Good gig. Good gig. P.S. Good gig. He was like, okay. Thank you. I don't have to do anything except for play the piano.

Okay. You'll leave me a tip. Maybe some drinks. Have the waitress stop by later? No problem. Anyway, so Matthew. We're here for you, babe. We're here for you.

Well, he's on episode 54. so we'll hear for him in a couple months. If you know Matthew, maybe you ought to bump him up a little bit. Help him out. Help him out. Maybe I'll respond. We ought to reply.

Just reply back to him. Hey, Matthew, jump up to this episode and then you can go back. It's okay. It won't throw you off. Once this gets published, I'll send him to the way. Yeah, it's given an update.

So, you know, he, because I don't want him to be, I don't want to wait that long. No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to wait that long. All of you, court, Matthew. Good Lord. The end of the world could happen before that happens.

More real surprising news and kind of sad news today. Actually, we got news that the NRA is shutting down their production of their live TV, the NRA live, right? Wow. I mean, that's really. That's huge. They restructured a while ago and let a few of their people go. But they had like three or four really strong people still. Yeah, Cam and Company, Dana Lash.

And what's his face from here, right? another one from Dallas. New York Cole. No. I mean, he was here. And so was the other guy, right? The other guy used to work on Cliff.

What's his name? Grant Stitchfield. It was the other guy. Just the, and so, anyway, sad that they, you know,

they closed it down. And look, it was, you know, surprising. They were given some notice, I understand, or at least they knew it was coming,

but there were, you know, some kind of organization. crisis. The number two official resigns and NRA's been in a big fight with Ackerman McQueen which is the advertising firm that was taking care of the NRA live TV so you know good luck God bless I'm sure you know look Dana will be fine because here at Cam Eddow he'll be he's in a podcast network here yes so you can hear him here Grant

T's trying to think of a care and a noir I do care about though yeah noire is good Yeah, he has good stuff. I did a news is why it matters with him once here. He was very funny. He has a lot of stuff in YouTube. So, I mean, it's just kind of weird news. It feels weird. So it does.

It feels like why. It feels really weird, yes. You know, one point they're doing so great, and they brought in all these people. That's media. I know. And it is in today's media, too. And it's a conservative media,

so we don't have full backing of the motherships. So. We're fighting an uphill. battle all along. Never mind, you get it. That's why you go to blazTV.com and become a subscriber. Thank you. Thank you.

Exactly for that reason. BlazTV.com. Just use any promo called Glenn, free speech, just try them all. Someone will give you 20% of, some of you 10% off, someone gives you 60 days for free. I don't know if Jeffie still works. Jeffie has never worked. I don't know if Jeffie has never worked. But go to blazTV.com.

If you, I think actually, if you do that, I think quadruple charges you. So you don't want to do that. So if you go to blaisdiv.com. You should probably fix that. And you put promo code Jeffrey. It tells you assets denied. And it blocks your computer and gives you a virus. So I say Tribeck, Glenn, free speech.

Those are good ones. Chad, you know, days. All these diggleberries have access codes. I got nothing. No, you do have one. It just gets them a virus. Oh. Good.

Let me look at the camera. Good. Type it in. Get that error 103, whatever it is when the internet doesn't work. Now, let's say you work for a company and you make a product. Whatever the product is, whatever the product is, you want people to buy it. We work here. We want people to buy our product, blazTV.com, right?

I work Blaze Podcast Network. I want you to listen to the podcast. So we have commercials and we tell you about stuff. That's part of the. That's what we do. Yes. If you make screwdrivers, you want people to buy screws to be able to buy your screwdrivers to put the screws in.

Yes. So what you do you buy tires? You want them on cars. You don't want them sitting on a lot. You want cars? You want people coming for Bibles and flags and guts. Are you kidding me? What?

I was wondering what hell are you going with this? What are you talking about? No, I see where you're going with this. Okay. It's so funny because I'm like, this is insider baseball. I'm here thinking, what is Jeffrey segue into?

I don't have anything above screwdrivers, selling stuff. You know, but you're making a product. Yes, exactly. And you want to sell that product. Yes, but these people are not making that product. Let's say off the top.

They're not making that product. If I know where you're going, they're not making that product. They're selling the product that's someone else made. So that's, that's why I'm laughing you because I'm like, where is he going with this? Uh,

Way for her. Oh, you douche? You going there? What are you talking about? That's the second time you called me douche today, and I'm a little ticked about that, to be honest with you. I'll take that. I'll tell you.

I'll promise. I thought you're going to the other way. And what way would that be? You're going to do it on the air. We'll do it on the air. What way would that be? Dush. You got guns.

God guns and cars. I thought that was where you're going to go. I was mentioning that because I was going back to Wayfair after that. Why would you go to WaiFair? Why would you go to WaiFair? Because they make mattresses and they're protesting, sending their product through their government contract to the border. See, I knew you were not going to go there because that's a clear violation again.

So, matters what, just go to God, guns, and trucks. As long as we're in the break room, we might as well talk about Airbnb because, you know, you can rent a castle now. You can run a ski lodge.

a private island, you can do it all on Airbnb. So, I mean, pretty soon, when we get the ship that's taking us 12 light years away to the planets that are kind of Earth-like. If we got about the potato? The potato in Idaho? Yes. Airbnb, I'll do it for you. They have 2,000 homes for rent, all vetted, 5,000 properties. I'm all about this, man.

Where is this? I'm all about this. All over the world, douche. Is this going to be a douche? Is you pissing off now with that twice? It really takes me. You get the private island on the French Polynesia, equipped with a chef, captain, doctor, activities coordinator.

All. All. You get this entire island and everyone there to serve you. All for $146,246 a night. Can we go splitzes? A week. Can we go splitzis on these? It's only a million to make.

Tell you what I'll tell you what I'll do. Tell you what I'll do. I'll throw in the island. Okay. I'll give you the shit. chef okay i give you the captain i'll let the doctor have the week off wait there's a doctor yeah let the doctor have a week off okay you know 900 000 for the week what do you think done deal call it a deal i want to apologize and i mean this i don't i'm looking right at the camera

now i mean this i want to apologize i know the last couple days i've i've zipped off into political world and thank you. You got tornado brain. You got tornado brain. We're not talking to you right now. I'm talking to the people on the camera. But I'm helping you. No, you're not helping.

Talking to the people in the camera and listening on the podcast. We're not talking to you right now because I'm apologizing for going off the rails into the political spectrum on chewing the fat. And I apologize. Now, I'm only going to say this once. Thankfully, Chris Cruz was there to pull me back off the ledge. But I'll take it. I would have stopped anyway, so I really didn't need him.

Just like I don't need them at the museum. 12 score and three years ago. The unfinished promise of unity. They have got studios almost completely done now for the museum. Yeah, we probably should. We should do a live. We'll do a Facebook live tomorrow of the museum. And I'll show you some cuts.

I really, Glenn has talked about some of the horrific stuff that's out there. I feel like it's not horrific. No. Okay. Thank you for saying that. Not horrific. Is it because it's me and you? I don't know.

Because my son has walked through it a couple of times. And he can't now, right? He's cried. He's broken down in tears. He's going down into a little bubble and you get it to carry him through. No. He just walks right by? Yeah.

Weird. Yeah. So I don't know, maybe it's because he's my son. And, you know, I've walked in him a couple of times and told him what things, each things are. And he's like, oh, okay. But I don't, maybe the graphic stuff is not out there yet. I don't know. Sorry.

Anyway, June 29th. Coming up through July 7th is the museum. It's located right here, Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas, 12 score and three years ago. And if you buy today on Wednesday. Mercury 1.org. If you buy tickets today Wednesday, Wednesday, midnight, is your caught-off point. Tomorrow, Glenn is going to draw. Tomorrow, which would be the 27th of June.

He will draw a name, and then whatever how many tickets you bought, all those get upgraded to whatever tour you want. Nice. So today is your last day to buy as many tickets as you want, so 20. And then tomorrow when Glenn picks up a name, all 20 of you can get upgraded. And I picked David Barton. If you're going to go to a tour, just pick David.

Did I mention that Stu and I were doing a tour? Yes, you did. July 5th? Yeah. So you would pick? David Barton. Now, let's see the point of this is that Stu and I are giving a tour in July of the private tour that they can purchase tickets for.

Yes. And I'll see about upgrading a couple of people that buy tickets, maybe tomorrow or something. So I don't want to say, I don't want to make that happen now. You know what? I don't care. I don't care.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. What are you doing? I'm doing it. Last year we did it. You buy tickets. You buy tickets today. Today.

You buy tickets. Wednesday, today. And you, and I'll pick somebody to go on our tour. Stu and my tour. I'll upgrade you. I'll upgrade you. I'll upgrade you.

I just did. Who are you? I just did. Who's going to stop me? Who's going to stop me? Who's going to stop you? I know about 10 people who will stop you. 12 score and three years ago,

the unfinished promise of unity. I'm doing it. Okay. I'm doing it. Buy tickets today, Mercurywan.org, and I will pick two people to be upgraded to the Jeff Fisher

stew tour on July 5th tomorrow. Or just buy tickets. And then Glenn picks out a name. And then you could get a better deal where you could just upgrade to David Barton. tour. Again, you mentioned two people giving tours that weren't me and stew. Weird.

I don't understand that. So in Japan, they had a drill at a zoo. And we've had stories about animals, breaking out at zoos, people falling into cages at zoos. So at the Toby Zoological Park, in Japan, they had a drill where a lion had escaped, and they were going to figure out how to take care of it if it ever happened in real life.

But instead of, I don't know, using a real lion, they had like a zoopy person dress up in a lion outfit. That's just silly. You know, they chased them around the zoo. And they, you know, they ran them into a net. They had, they tranquilized them. They did everything that they would do to a real line, except that it was a fake line. And the zoo was closed.

Actually, the zoo was open. But when you're at the zoo and you see a person in a lion outfit running around, you're going to laugh. You're not doing what you would normally do. If they want to drill of what's going to happen, the reaction of the person, people, the reaction of the lion, the reaction of what they need to do. It needs to be a real drill. So you suggest what? I suggest that we let a lion out with people in the zoo. No, you close down, you make sure it's all locked up and then you let the lion out. That's just dumb.

Because you're still not getting the reactions of what happens in real life. Yeah, you just have people in there. Okay, so I'll tell you what, I'll compromise. I'll compromise then. Instead of just higgily-pigley letting a lion go with the regular crowd there. You post on your Facebook page, which is what they did. They told everybody on their Facebook page

that, well, it's a drill zone that we take place every day, so it's a big Facebook zoo place. We say, hey, we're closing the zoo down for a day, but on this day, we're looking for people to come into the zoo and be zoo people wandering around looking at all the exhibits

because we're going to let a real lion loose and we want to find out what will happen and practice how we're going to capture it with real people and a real lion and you do that and you make them sign a waiver if they have the lion if they get hurt by the lion everything's fine and you just film it all post it live on the facebook page it's like the running of the bulls well you just have the running of the lion at the zoo tell me that's not a good idea go ahead tell me that's what i thought you can't i mean you're trying to get people to the zoo when you're trying to get people to come to your place of business, you do what you can. Like the Chatham Ford dealership in Chatham, Alabama, who has their new God Guns and Freedom campaign.

And that's why we are going to talk to Colin Ward, the real general manager of Chatham Ford. How are you celebrating Independence Day? I have a way for you to not only get a new vehicle, but celebrate Independence Day with free gifts. Hey, y'all, this is Kobe Palmer over here at Chatham, Ford, and Chatham, Alabama. I just want to reach out to everybody in the area and let y'all know that we're going to be celebrating July 4th

a little bit differently this year. Starting from the time between now and the end of July to July 31st, everyone that comes into our dealership and purchase a new, pre-owned, or, certified pre-owned car truck or SUV. Not only are they going to get the great deal as some great deals in service that we provide here. They're also going to get a Bible.

Nice. America flag. Nice. And also 12-gate shotgun. Even nicer. So if you want any more information on everything that you're going to get over here, Chatham Ford and Chatham, Alabama, call, click, or text, and y'all come see us. Yeah, baby.

So joining us here on Chewing the Fat is the general manager, Colin Ward, from Chatham Ford in Chatham, Alabama. Colin, how are you, sir? I'm doing very well. So as I'm reading the story about your, you know, about your celebration of July 4th and what you're giving people to, what you're doing the idea. In the story, it talks about Kobe Palmer, who's doing the ad for you as the general manager.

Who the hell turned him loose? I thought you were the general manager. What's going on? No, he's my, he's got to do my general sales manager. I'm a phone manager. You know, he's a little more outgoing than I am. Right now I've got him. He's, you know, thankfully this is actually doing it pretty well for us,

and I've got him covered up talking to customers. So I'm being forced to be outgoing. Well, I appreciate it very much. Thank you. I don't want to start a fight between you two. I just thought maybe he was trying to misrepresent himself in the story. That's all. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know, he's doing a real good job. He's been fielding as many interviews as he can field. I'm building what he's got leftovers. Excellent. So the idea of the God Guns and Freedom campaign and is, remind us again, first week, I mean, great idea, and it's going from now until the end of July. Is that right?

That's correct. So any idea how sales are going to be? B, any idea if you had people stopping in already, things picking up, good deals? Well, I mean, we sold a few up to yesterday, and we're a very small dealership. And we normally sell about 30 cars a month. You know, their dealerships an hour away from us to sell that in a week.

Oh, we got to do something about that. Yeah, so, you know, we weren't planning on quite what we're getting today. Today, it's a whole new world. Yes, it is. I haven't had a phone line free all morning. And we're just, we're absolutely, you know, covered up with customers selling a Hispanic gentleman called down from Miami's

buying a work truck from us. Nice. You know, but from New York State that's buying a pre-owned truck from us. We're literally fielding calls in all the lower 48th. I mean, that's fantastic. So how many people are out in front protesting right? now. There's no one out there right now. I hope they don't show up. I'm pretty sure before the end of the

month. They will be here. And I'll take them out some ice tea and try and win them over. I hope that works. They can just do whatever they want to do. I hope that works. I can control what people think and what they believe that we're getting some negativity, you know, coming at us. but, you know, that's not what we started this out for. I mean, we're a very small community. And, you know, as you can hear in the ad, it's our, you know, our local area is what we were kind of going after. I understand. But in today's world, our local area doesn't do much.

I mean, once it hits the, once it hits the internet, you're viral. Hey, buddy. But that's going to hopefully pay off for you. Yeah. So we had no idea that we would this would be quite like this. Well, there's more people that know where Chatham, Alabama is today than ever before. I can guarantee you that. I can always buy more cars and keep selling cars.

So, you know, they keep coming and we'll keep getting cars for you. So, Colin, of course, you have to be 18 to own a, you know, a firearm owner in Alabama. So you're looking for people to purchase a car 18 and older. Well, I mean, to enter into a contract for a financial contract, you know, we finance most vehicles to banks. And you have to be an adult to enter into a contract anyway. We don't do, you know, we don't have any guns here. We don't walk, there's no guns here. We don't give anyone any guns here.

They go, they go, we give them a certificate and they go to the firearms dealer and, you know, they purchase the gun at the firearm steel. Right. So, I mean, but you do have Bibles and Flags on the, on the property. We definitely have the Bibles and Flags. I definitely need to order them more. I ordered them on Amazon, and I'm just going to have to go in and look out there in my order and go it again. That's fantastic. Now, who do you, since I saw that Cody, you know, kind of misrepresented himself in the story as general manager trying to take the title away from you. The general I'm the general manager.

I'm just trying to start a fight, Colin. That's all I'm doing. I'm just trying to start a fight. But who's great idea is it? Who wins the million dollar prize for Chatham, Alabama? Actually, I was sitting down talking to a friend of an old friend of mine who's used to be in the car business.

He lives out in Texas. And I was talking to him on the phone. And I do promotions on a regular basis. And I said, I got to do something different. You know, giving away Xboxes, TVs. He said, man, you ought to give away a Bible. You're in the Bible, Bell. And I said, okay, well, that's pretty good idea.

It snowballed into a Bible, an American flag, and a shotgun. And I said, you know what? I think I'm going to do it. So, you know, I'm glad it is. Heck, yeah. Listen, it will pay off for you. God, guns, and freedom. Colin Ward, general manager for Chatham Ford in Chatham, Alabama.

We'll make sure that anybody, I just, you know what? I just bought a car to, and had I not just purchased it? I mean, I guess I could buy another one, right? Yeah, you can have money you make, you can buy another one. You just trade that one here. You think you're talking to a different guy here at this network. Oh, yeah, you realize, I mean, you got a wife. I mean, everybody needs them to drive.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Actually, I really do appreciate you taking the time and calling us and doing this. We really do appreciate your sport. Colin, thank you very much, man. God bless.