Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 137 | Unfiltered Talk with Nick Di Paolo

Episode Date: June 29, 2019

Nick Di Paolo joins the podcast and becomes a little unfiltered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Warning. Warning. This podcast has been marked E for explicit. Adult only. What are you looking like that for? E are you should it for everyone. Okay. Yeah, E for explicit and everyone. And you can play it for your kids. I don't care. Nah, I don't play it for your kids. Don't do it. Is that, you know, don't do it. Not everybody is deafy.

It's me. I know. So don't play it for your kids. But you know what? Listen to it. Then if you feel like you can play with your kids, then you play it with your kids. That's it though. But Nick DePaolo and I sat down yesterday for a little chat, just funning around.

You know, we were, he did the Fat Pile Friday with me yesterday. And we had a lot of fun. but this podcast we cut because we sat down and we just started talking and Nick was uncensored

and he wasn't funny to me I'll tell you that he wasn't funny to me I'll tell you that was embarrassing I was embarrassing to me but okay we're going to air it

fine but just remember I told you I'm wandering around the museum and I stopped for a moment at the KKK exhibit and I look up and oh my gosh there's Nick DePaul. Be honest, Jeff. Yeah, I was punching one of the exhibits. I wasn't hanging out with them. No, that's right.

The tree behind them, there were people hanging out. Oh, my God. This is more controversial than anything I've ever said my life. You saw the tree. You could send the pictures out there. Yeah. I mean, the whole museum on. slavery is amazing.

If you have a chance to walk through before you leave, I did. I can't believe. I mean, this guy's always doing something, isn't he? I know. Yes, he is. So welcome, anyway. Good to see you. Thanks for having.

I noticed just, I know that this particular podcast, I don't have video, but I know you and Glenn, you were just talking to Glenn a little while ago and you both had your solid blue shirts on. And I didn't get the memo. I mean, mine has little specks on it. I mean, I can go in the, I can go find one. wash it, Jeff. So I watched your special.

Very funny. Very funny. Nobody's cover it. You have to release that on YouTube. Nobody wants to hear that for you. They're afraid. You know, the times we're living in. And God forbid, you know, show business changed, you know.

It did. And has. Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, for me to, in order for me to get a Netflix special, I'd have to be a transgender Puerto Rican with a hair lip. Are you willing to do that? Apparently not.

No, I'm not going to mess up my lips. They're beautiful. Apparently. I don't mind the Puerto Rican and the transgender part. Oh, you have to do is get pregnant. Yeah, get pregnant. Exactly. Get pregnant and have the abortion right during the special.

And that's the only way I'd get on Netflix. And, you know, it's very, it's all ultra-liberal show business. And they really cringe at a lot of, you know, the stuff that I believe in. And I cringe at them. The only difference is this shutting me down. I'm not trying to shut them down. Even if I had the power. I wouldn't.

Right. Thank you. More voices. Yeah. More voices. They're all for diversity until it comes ideas, you know. Thank you. Yeah.

They're horrible people. Ideas that aren't theirs. You can have ideas as long as they're the same as theirs. Yes. And then they're all the free speech. Isn't that silly? Does they even pick up on the irony of that? No, they don't think they do.

You know, sometimes I think some of them do. I mean, they have to, right? They're smart enough to. They have to be smart enough. Yeah. To know that. But it's just look the other way and forget about it. What's wrong?

I'm hearing or something or? I'm hearing. Oh, there we go. Did you kill it? The volume controls right there. Well, it's my first time here, Jeff. I didn't know I was sitting on the volume button. I felt something.

It's just a head. I was listening to another show. Not as good. I'll tell you that. Of course not. All right. So I see that you have come along with my idea of, started to smoke late in life.

Yes. A tremendous idea. I had a little hard event about six or seven months ago. Did you really? And I smoked for years, for years. No, don't tell me that. And the first thing that they're after me is to stop smoking, no more smoking. And I haven't.

I haven't smoked for about seven months now. But I said that my fix is going to be, that's fine. I won't smoke for about 30 years. And then I'm going to start again because I miss it already bad. But I'll give you that it's bad and it'll heal me up for 30 years, but I'm starting after that. You, my friend, are on the cutting edge. It's just what I said in my special. You, my friend are on the cutting edge.

My friend said, why would you start at this age? I said, well, why'd you start in your 20? So you could have cancer in your 30s when you should be chasing broads? I'm timing it out. If a doctor tells me I have cancer in 30 years, I'm going to kiss them on the lips. You know, who wants to be 87? Do you see many happy 87-year-old guys? They all have that look in their face.

I wish I smoked when I was a kid. This is horrible. My first mother-in-law worked at a nursing home. And she'd come home and she always had a pack of generic cigarettes, menthol and regular in her jacket. And I was, what the hell are those for? You don't even smile. I give them to the old man. Is that right?

At the nurse home, I say, I roll them outside and they asked me for a cigarette. And I say, if I figure they're already in the nursing home, they get to have a cigarette. God, you're damn right. I love that woman. Absolutely. I loved her, too, when she was family. After that, no. I loved her, too, until she died of cancer from a secondary smile.

Yes, thank you. Good woman. Yes, it was very, very good. Well, people were trying to say to me, they said, why don't you use, why don't you try those e-cigarettes? I said, I look more manly with a dick of my mouth. And here I am with a vape. So, I'm gay. You okay with it?

I love this thing. Now it's an oral thing. It's not even about the- Look, that's a lot of the smoking, too, right? It's the fixation with the lighters. the cigarette. And you know what else I miss is the, the, uh, the chit-chat with the guy at the, at the store that I buy my cigarettes with. And all, I miss all of that. I, I really miss that a lot. It's really not even, but you're right, because like me and my wife, my wife smokes, not, you know,

it's funny. She, I was always a social smote. Oh, you're not supposed to smoke anymore? No. Bubber. Sucks for you, doesn't it, fat man? She still smokes. And, uh, it seems like the women at that, you see women in the, late hundreds smoking. It doesn't kill them. It's usually their husband. Trust me. I've tried.

But you're right. It's about going outside, sitting on the front steps, and watching people go by. It's right. This building here and smoke outside. There's several people that would be outside at the same time, different days. It's all part of the deal. I forgot. And this is true.

When I first started smoking, I was at somebody's apartment. It's like 10 degrees out. And I forgot I was a smoker, honestly God. And I'm looking at a lady across the street. She's in her front yard. I can see her breath. She's trying to do. drink her coffee and smoke and I go look at this asshole freezing it up for a cigarette and I

look down and I had a lit cigarette my I forgot I was the smoke I don't mean doing it for like two weeks I go look at this ass I was still insulting smokers oh I mean I live when I lived in the northeast when we were when we were living in Pennsylvania and working in in in the city I mean you start the car up to warm it up in the morning and then go back into the under the porch yes it's cold out here yeah go inside yeah yeah and then and I get off the playing in Buffalo at the airport. This is when I was smoking. And the whole sidewalk says no smoking, no smoking, no smoke.

Down the end, though, they have a glass and closed booth. So I'm in there at 8 in the morning by myself. People are watching me like I'm a polar bear at the zoo. They go, look at this, look at this thing. I think it was the Atlanta airport, your home state, by the way of Georgia, that used to have the smoking section that was like a storefront. So it was about as big as this room that were broadcasting. from. And I remember being stuck in Atlanta airport and the smoking section was like, you know,

people were in there two and three, I mean, not the butt in there. And people were out into the, out, they're hanging, as long as you're touching somebody, as long as you're touching somebody, as long as you're in the smoking area. They're out there. It's three deep, three deep in the hallway, smoke a cigarette. That's tremendous. Well, the Charlotte Airport, uh, I got stuck there for like five hours a couple months ago and I was Jones in for a cigarette and I go into the beautiful Charlotte airport. Yeah. They go, you have a cigarette? She opens a drawer and she had a bunch of loose

packs that people had left. And so I go, give me one of the and she's, I go, now where do I got to go smoke this? Oh, she goes, she goes, you got a long way to go. You got to take two moving sidewalks. Then you're going to go up a set of stairs and then there's an escalate but it ain't work. And I go, I'm not doing that. I'm a smoker. And then you got to go back through security. Then you got to go back to

security. And I got to go back through security. And I did that. Not a child at another airport. That's how bad I was Jones. And I went through TSA again, which is my worst nightmare. I fucking hate flying because of security. And I said, I must be a real smoker. I forget. I let a guy touch my balls twice in a day. Well, no, that's, I mean, that's not. That is not doing this. Yeah. The, uh, I can remember a walk going so long at the Houston one day. We went through, I'm stuck in Houston. We walked, you know, they, they, you come off. You playing your connection is down in the next county. And I go down on the connection.

I have to wait for that. And I want to smoke. And then the guy says, you go smoke it right outside those doors there. Then you got to go back through security. I don't care. I need a cigarette right now. Can you imagine? I've not going.

Can you imagine. Actually? Yes. Yes, I can. Yes, I can. All right. So, Nick Dip.com is the website. I saw that.

Have you won an Emmy or just nominated? I was nominated twice. But no, you haven't won. Okay. You don't have to rub it in, Jeffrey. No, because I was thinking that, I was actually going to compliment you saying, well, you've won one so you're that much closer to an egot. But you haven't even, you're not, you're not even, you don't even have a letter for the egotts. I mean, you don't have an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, a Tony.

What's an Egot? Yeah. An Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, a Tony. Why would I have a Tony? What am I? I don't know. Do I look like a girl to you? I don't know.

No, you do not. Tony. If I want a Tony, I'd fucking burn it. Let me ask you something. Yeah. I saw you're on a soprano's episode. Yeah. One of my favorite.

One of my favorite. So you didn't blink. Classic television shows. The best you ever. Are you in the new movie? They call you in for the new movie? No, they didn't, Jeffrey. I don't have an e-gots.

You don't even have an E! I mean, I'm sorry. I have an N-E. That's what's funny because they, two years prior to Chris Rock, I joined his show. They won. And then, you know, I'm a new guy in the staff

and they're all blaming me. Hey, motherfucker. Rock. DiPaolo, you're racist. DePaolo, but I love you. Yeah. Let me tell you about Chris Rock real quick. This is interesting. Somebody sent me a thing on Twitter. It was a thing they pulled it off Reddit. Chris Rock, this was, I don't know, a year ago. He was talking about me. And he said, he didn't use my name. He said, there's a white comic out there. He goes, definitely racist, no doubt about it, which I'm not. I mean, I wouldn't work for a black guy if I was fucking racist. Why would make a black guy famous? And I love Chris Rock. And late great Patrice O'Neill is a friend of mine. I have to go into, I have black friends. I know. And if you say you don't have a black friend, you're racist, so you can't win, right?

So, so what the hell was that? Chris Rock on Reddit. He says, but this guy is hilarious. And me and so I call Chris. I go, are you talking about me? Because he goes, you're damn right, DePala. And he goes, he gets better than that. We were at Eddie Murphy's house.

Arsenio Hall was there. Jamie Fox was there. And we all agree you were hilarious. I mean, the big blacks were all there. Yeah. So I get street cred. they like a white guy who keeps it fucking honest. They like it, but they couldn't say your name.

They couldn't know. I mean, they didn't like you. I don't want to bring you down again. Well, no, you're right. It would have helped me career-wise if they did mention me. But then my special came out, brought the fresh air, and I sent it to Chris, the trailer, said, could you put this all of you, never got back to me.

Really? Deep down they hate whitey. Right. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, that started back, I mean. 174. Yeah, Richard Pryor.

Yeah, those are Richard Pryor days, man, right? I mean, that's all. It was long before that, but yeah. I mean, those days are, those guys were walking the same ground that you're walking now. And today's world is, I guess. And people, you really think, what? It shouldn't change, you know what I mean? Do you think, but you really think Richard Pryor was putting his career on the line?

No, he was, well. By doing what? Maybe, you know, maybe not. But making fun. Even back then, I mean, the 60s, the hippies, he wasn't going to get in trouble. I'll grant that he was talking about race. Yeah. You know, issues like that.

But I love I was saying this earlier. I love how I see black comics. You can say it again here if you want. I see black comics and gay comics and female comics complaining how political correctness is ruining comedy. I go, you guys created it. It's not to stifle you. It's to shut me up, the white straight male.

That's right. And you're the guys that are afraid to walk down the street anyway. Right. You don't want to do, you don't want to walk down that road. Right. You don't want to cross the line of, hey, it's the First Amendment. I get to say what I want. Yeah, yeah, you do.

So do I. Remember that's how it works. Yeah, exactly. We go back to the same thing. You know, yeah, I'm all for the First Amendment as long as you're saying what I like. But you'll see, you'll see like a, you know, you'll see a liberal comic, even a white comic. And people go, well, he talks about race. He's edgy.

I go, he's shitting on white people. How is that edgy? Just because he talked about race? No, if you go up and speak truly about how you feel about black people or brown people and you're white, you could get popped in the month. after the show. Absolutely. Oh, whatever.

That's edgy. And, and, uh, but the truth of it is, in 30-something years, I've only had a handful of black people that had a problem with my act. It's white liberals. Oh, it's absolutely one. Young people who are fucking brainwashed on college campuses. And those are the people who end up attacking you. Yes, exactly right.

It's not the black. Yeah. No. Exactly. All. Matter of fact, you're right. A year ago, almost to the day, I get sucker punched after a show. And, uh, the girl closed my eyes.

Her old man. And they set me up. He's standing to my right. I'm talking to him. He goes to me. The father goes, yeah, I enjoy the show, but my daughter wanted to punch you in the face. Soon as he said face, I didn't even know she was standing anywhere.

Bang, I get sucker punched. Look, I got pictures. My eye closed up. He sets you up until the daughter could punch you. Absolutely. In my opinion, absolutely. He's complicit. And of course, you know, I call the DA and it's all broads running the off.

They wanted, you know, they pretended to give a fuck. It's all broad. fucking broads. They really didn't return my calls and I go, you know what? I might punch you. Yeah, try it. So another question I noticed and I don't,

I feel bad now because I feel like I'm bringing you down. No, I don't want to do that. Bring me down. I don't want to do that. I mean, you know, the whole. I'm a donner to begin with.

The whole you got and not being in the soprano's movie and stuff like that. But I saw that you were on Grace Under Fire. Yes. And Brett Butler, who was as good as a comedian as everybody. Yeah. of Grace on Fire was, you know, on Walking Dead, which is filmed in Georgia, your home state now.

I just wondering if you got a call. No, I didn't even realize she was on that show. So. I can make something up. Yes, we talked about it for, Hey, you little guinea. Why ain't you doing the show? She was as funny and as mean.

I saw her put a couple of guy hecklers in their place in New York 25 years ago. And she's brilliant. She wrote a book. I went with on it. When she was writing the book, we went back to Alabama. She grew up. I took the picture of her

on the back of the book of her sitting on her front steps. She was my, she out of all, male female, she's as good, she was as smart, she's smart crazy.

She's her IQs through the roof. She writes beautifully. She used to rewrite scenes when I did that show. I had never been on a set of a sitcom. I'm already shit in my pants. I'm nervous as hell. She'd come up to us

in front of a live audience taping right two minutes before the show starts, a change scene. three you're gonna say this I'm gonna say that you got that you little guinea that's what you say and I go no I don't she goes you fucking better and she's and then she'd storm away can you imagine a guy's treating a woman like that on the set oh my gosh you'll be Harvey Weinstein immediately no exactly like that now exactly I mean I'd be rich you're you're dead you mean I'd be rich and fat and Jewish and still not in jail by the way he's such a horrible guy but he's still

not in jail who hasn't been convicted of anything cursing jillibrand was friends with him that fucking phony right yeah yeah i mean we all hate harvey but uh we all loved it when he was getting us work yeah i never got me any so fuck him i gotta be careful hope he does life i know and they he's a bad guy i got okay see i'm like i'm like he's a bad guy he's horrible he's just as bad as cosby same thing yeah same bad guy oh yeah except bills in jail and harvey's not cosby was a serial when you hear he's just as bad When you hear serial and crime, you usually think white guy.

Serial killers, and this isn't my special, breath of fresh year, serial killers are 98% white. Patrice O'Neill, we used to always point that out to me. I'd be watching the news. It would be a story about a serial killer.

My phone would ring. I'd pick it up, and all I hear is white boy, click, and it was Patrice. And then I thought about it. I go, you know, he's right. Most serial killers are white. You know why?

Because to be a serial killer takes a lot of effort. It's like a full-time job. You've got to go on the internet, 14 hours a day, what kind of chemical dissolved bones in a tub. You're going to follow the kid around a school for almost six months. You've got to create a relationship, maybe? Yeah.

You have to learn an instrument. So when your neighbors go, why are you building a soundproof booth in your basement? Well, I'm taking up the ukulele, Bob. Mind your fucking business. It's my basement, not yours. Get out of here. But black crime is a lot quick, you know, it's a lot quicker than, you know, like black crime. You know, you step on somebody's foot in the champagne room at a titty bar,

and he shoot you in the head on the day. hands flow. It's that, is that easy? It's so quick to have a new show now. It's all black crime. It's called the first 48 seconds. So, all right, do you follow O.J. on Twitter or later? Follow him. I live with him for a year. This guy's a prick. He's a real pussybacker, isn't he? What a psycho. It's yours truly. I love O.J. Simpson so much. That guy makes me laugh. He's so good. He's crazy. He is a sociopath. Definitely great. It shows truly like he's Walter Cronkine. And we're going to set some things straight. God bless.

Yeah. Yes. That's what you want to hear a murder saying. I got to get even. Holy shit. Lock the doors. He's going to be at Applebee's tonight. You ain't lying.

It's Halapino Popper Night and fucking OJ is going to be. So, Nick Depp.com. What are you doing on Nick Dip.com? What's happening on there? I do, I have my own show. I don't call it a podcast. It's a streaming live show, but I guess it technically. Monday through Thursday.

It's a Vigast. Huh? It's a vidcast. Yeah, nobody says that either, right? Vidcast. I know, but I like the way sounds. That's words as ancient as that shirt of yours. I, uh, he...

Oh, we're going to start at the... Okay. I thought we were going to be on camera here. I wore a nice blue shirt for you, Jeffrey. But, uh, I do a live streaming show 11 a.m. to noon Eastern time, Monday through Thursday. On Mondays, it's free on YouTube and Facebook. We stream live. We, we shoot it in the morning and we release it at 7 o'clock for free to everybody.

And then Tuesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, you... subscribe at nickdip.com and uh i go i just i take the day's news and i i wanted to treat it like a radio show that just happened to be broadcast but now we're doing you know now we i'm on camera so we we give them a little people a love it i'll tell you it happens uh it's easy to do uh as we learned here on the blaze and when it first started as gb tv yeah and uh you think well we're going to do we're going to do we're going to do radio we're just going to put a camera on it'll be fine. Yeah. And it happens generically, but it does happen. There's a camera there. Right. And now you're all of a sudden it's not radio. Right. It's TV. That's right. It's camera. You're playing

to the camera. It's like, shut up. Yeah. No, you're right. Well, like the debates, the first round of the debates the other night. Well, those were great. Yeah, they were late. And last night was great, too. I don't know if you were able to catch last night. I was doing a live show last night. Don't miss it. Go back and watch it. I watch a bunch of angry fucking lying whores. I hate them. They all need to be eviscerated I fucking hate him. Camela Harris is just an angry fucking female She's gonna be a fight for Trump though.

A what? I think she is going to be a fight for Trump. I don't. If she continues, if she continues, if she continues it like she did last night, it's going to be tough for Don to take her up. She's a fucking... I know, but he's not going to be able to say that.

Here's what he's going to be able to say, Jeff. And here's the key to him winning again. Seriously, he's going to release the count. He's going to release what's going on with William Barr and unveiling how they try to take him down. I hope so. He's going to let

that trip out during the campaign and if the American people don't see that that was a silent coup and trying to get rid of a duly elected president and that would couple with a good economy if it's still good. If that's not enough for him to win, fuck this country gets what it's deserved.

Well, and I hope that that's not the case because we'd be doomed with any of those people. You are so right. Bernie Sanders, I think we should, I don't understand why we don't pay school teachers like we do professional baseball players. Well, Bernie, when you can get 20 million people to turn it into a science teacher

rubbing a balloon on a kid's afro to teach him electricity and sell $12 beer as a pop, you know, then we'll do it. What's that? What's that? Get the fuck off my lawn, you kids. He's got the right hand like Janet Reno.

He's got Parkinson's in his right elbow, apparently. He did it one time last night with the hand up to the year that I think they said, Bernie don't ever do that again. What's that? Yeah, he did, didn't he? One time last night. Early on, it was early on.

It was you put the hand up to the way. Couldn't him. That's it. And then they went after the break, they were, he goes, Can you imagine anything. Bernie, don't be doing that. Yeah, Dr. Pucking your hand up and he's doing this. But I said, we'll pay, you know,

we do pay teachers like baseball players, like they're in AAA. They get $80 for the day at the bus ride. I said the only teachers that should be paid like professional baseball players are the hot female ones who fuck their 14-year-old male students. I will take them into arbitration.

I will represent them. Mrs. Johnson deserves $2 million this year. The principal was like, why is that? Well, she had a great year. She blew Timmy Smith behind the gym. Yeah, but Timmy is really devastated. Yeah, real devastated. There's a statue of him in front of the high school.

He can't go to the mall without signing 3,000 autographs. His life isn't fucking. But his mom is upset about it. Fuck the mother. She's horrible. I have such an angst of that because there's not a 14, and 15 year old kid suffering because of that. No, not a male one.

I'm sorry. Huh? No. Not a male one. You could bang us in our crib. It's only going to make us tougher. Yes. Well, not, okay, that's a little.

I went a little farther. Not a crib. Third, fourth grade. It makes you a man. It doesn't hurt you. We're not built the same mentally as a broad. I mean, a woman, a chick, a he, she. Help me out, folks.

You can go on. Go on. That's it. You're already on a roll. I saw that. you uh it's 11 degrees by the way in the studio i saw the uh glens got that whole slavery thing out front there in the lobby i said the clansman actually shivering it's not even is the ac even on in this room no out there you can see your breath okay some might you could cut diamond

diamonds with my nipples is i wish i wish we could get it that cold in this he makes let him in studio feel like a goddamn sauna i know i love that studio stage 19 i used to broadcast out of there every day did you before they moved me into here they got to get rid of me so they just soon as moved back into the corner. Put him in that fucking janitor's closet. You get my couch. Just tell him it's an office.

Tell him the stuff's going out over the air. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. That studio has three huge air handlers. It gets cold in there. I was thinking what kind of bill? What kind of money does this guy have? Don't talk about the money.

When he starts talking about the money, then he starts thinking he has to shut him off. Don't do that. I saw Stallone's in there. How much that cost? How much does that cost? Oh, God, shut it off. Shut it off.

Don't ever say that. Those three, I mean, you can make that thing ice in there. It gets cold. I could see my breath, man. Literally. I love it. And I kind of liked it. I could be honest.

Yeah. It's always good when you could see your breath. Yeah. All right. So Nick Deppano, Nick Dip.com. What do you got for us? What else? What are you working on?

What are you going on? Yeah, the post-it notes. Yeah, the post-it doesn't actually no. Actually, no, we could move on. Hold on. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right.

Jesse Smollett. Jesse Smollett? I think he's getting a raw deal that guy imagine if I tried to do that as a white person I'd have to hire two gay bodybellies from Sweden have him beat me up

and dump a grape collate over my head and leave a pack of cools next to me and then say this is Obama country motherfucker and I'd set it in Salt Lake City naturally could you do it as good as him apparently you know what's funny about that he did all that because he felt he was getting underpaid $65 grand an episode

apparently you're a shitty actor because we figured out your hoax in 30 seconds the whole country. So you're a dog shit actor. The directing was terrible. The thing is they still brought him back. He still's on the deal, right? There's still people there that are defending him.

That's why I'm never going to get along racially. But they're not putting him in the show. Right? They brought him back as yes, he's still part of the show. So he's getting paid. He is? They brought him back. They're keeping him back.

I mean, I'm reparations. Maybe not. Maybe he only gets paid if he appears in the episode. But I wrote an article where the people behind the cameras and that work there, you know, they're at odds. And that's why, you know, the white, the grip boy and the cameraman is saying he's fucking guilty. And there's some black people just refuse to admit that. And that's why we're never going to get a heal the hasty. As long as there's one segment of the population that has a chip on their shoulder about shit that happened, a couple of honey,

We had never going to solve the problem. Well, I thought we were pretty darn close. When was that? When Barack Obama was first elected. In that neck of the woods, he could have changed the direction of that. And he didn't. No, he went the other way. He and his wife both went the other way.

And they took us, they took us back. And if you say that to the average black person, we think, what are you talking about? Yeah, I mean, the debates were talking about last night, Kamala Harris, is your favorite person on earth. was talking about we need to have a real conversation on race. That's all we've been having. It was a conversation on race for the last 10 freaking years. This is what I say to that.

They always say we have to have a dialogue. Oh, is it going to be a dialogue or is it going to be U.N.L. Sharped and lecturing white people. Can we fucking talk this time? No, we can't. When we talk about black people, it's called, now they don't even want us to talk about a period. It doesn't matter. Oh, that's the wrong one. That was my ride.

It's the wrong way. Holy shit. the cops are here. Sharpton just pulled up with the cops. Mr. de Bartler, you're the race. I'll listen to you on a Jeffie Fish show. All I can play is the music on that. I don't know what other button to push. What the hell was that? I was going to be

L. Sharpton and then I can't figure out how to use it. So move on. No, but that sounded right. There's always cops around when Sharpton's on the street. You know? Nick Dip.com. Yeah, Nick Dip.com. And we've added 50,000 YouTube

subscribers in under a year. I didn't take YouTube serious. I had a stand-up career and I wasn't really, you know what I mean? How long they don't let you hang out on there? Oh, I don't know. I mean, long as I'm funny. I actually like Patreon. I'm on Patreon. Those guys are actual Marxists, I was told, that run the, far, far left people. But they like money like everybody else.

And I'm making a money. Okay. YouTube. No, I know. That's the big thing. I was saying this earlier. People are talking about outside interference in the 22. We have to worry about Russia doing. What they know you don't.

You have to worry about Google if you're a right winger or a Trump supporter. You have to worry about Google. Big time. I mean, look what they exposed the other day, Project Veritas. They got a woman who's a high up there admitting that their goal is to stop him. And that's the real interference. You can bet on that. Right?

And you talk about voices being silenced. Yeah. I was wondering how long it would take to, you know, like if you have someone like Donald Trump, do you silence him? No, but you shadow ban, right? Because you, if I, look, if I want to, if I follow you, if I follow you, I want to know what you say. I don't care what you say. I follow you.

I want to know what you say. Right. Period. Right. And they decide, now their deal is they decide, well, we don't, we don't want you to know what he said. And the shadow banning is, well, if you go to, if you follow him and you actually go to Nick's account. Right. Then you'll see what he says.

But it doesn't show up in my fee. That's right. Which is agonizing. But now they came out today and said, Twitter says it's going to label tweets from Trump and other leaders as what hate as uh as they break its rules and they're just going to tell you hey uh this is this is a tweet from our president donald trump and you should be aware of what's happening right now from don't trump and i don't know i follow him i follow him i don't care i get shot band all the time my stuff goes up and all of a sudden i don't plateau and start dropping they like

teasing me i feel like it's one guy in a room who's assigned to me it probably is You know. And it might not even be, it might not even be one, you know, it'll be one guy that day. Right. In the room. Right. And tomorrow it's, it's Judy in the next room. Right.

Oh, next my day. Yeah. It feels that way. My wife's like, no, it's algorithms. They pick. I can, no. I don't think so. I don't either.

I think they have plenty of money to hire people pay him shit wages. And they've even admitted that, right? They've admitted that in interviews. That's what they do. Yeah. Facebook. I read a whole article about the people that. They're jumping off bridges.

Yeah. But their job is to take the most heinous clips. They're seeing like babies getting beat up. Yeah. That would be a horrible job. Oh, my God. Can you imagine? Yeah, no.

And they pay them like $8.50 an hour. And they're not part of Facebook. It's not like. But it's good. The big buildings over there. That's where. Anybody who works for Facebook. See you.

Can I go in the game room? No, you don't work for a subcontractor. Get out of here. That's right. That's exactly right. Those are company bikes. You can't ride. You have to walk back to the park.

Exactly. Right. We're providing you buses. That's Zuckerberg's bike without this seat. I got to go do another show, Jeffie. What? I got to go do another show. What are you talking about?

I got to do that thing. I tell you what, it makes me want to talk to you more now just to hold that up. I can't, but I can't. What do you mean? You can't. I can. Huh? Are you there, boss?

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