Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 143 | Crime Gone Wild, NJ is Running Out of Judges, & Who's That GUY?

Episode Date: July 8, 2019

It's Monday and Jeffy is bringing you lots of stories, but mainly crime stories with a sprinkle of New Jersey. Then the new ROYAL whisperer joins the show and drops some HEAVY news about the christening of Baby Archie aka Master Archie. Then the show get derailed because of a guy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bill Gates says Steve Jobs was a master at casting spells to keep Apple from dying. The Microsoft co-founder marveled at how Jobs could mesmerize his staff. Steve Jobs was a master at casting spells to keep Apple employees motivated and working long hours. Bill Gates claims that because he was a minor wizard, not was, but he'd know he was. I don't know because if you're a minor wizard, do you ever lose it? According to this article, I was a minor wizard. So he would cast spells.

It didn't work on me. Okay. Thanks, Bill. Appreciate it. The master casting spell. But because I was a minor wizard, it didn't work on me. Bill Gates. Minor wizard.

I mean, that's sad enough in itself. It's embarrassing. You're either a wizard or you're not. A minor wizard? What is that? That's a level nine which is different levels. A minor wizard. up.

All right. So a lot has happened. I mean, we are, this, we've had a, I hope you all had a great Independence Day holiday. It is, you know, it was a big four-day weekends. For some people, it was a lot more than four days. A week. Or more. There were others that decided that they would work.

And they would meet and greet people here at the Mercury One Museum. Good for you. Thank you all for showing up and having a good time. I met a lot of really cool people. I had a really good time at the 4th of July event that Mercury 1 put on. So it was a lot of fun. Thank you. And for all of you that I met and shook hands with and hugged.

Me too. I don't want to talk about the Me Too moment. As long as far as anyone knows, there was no Me Too moments. So just move on from there. So plenty of, plenty of crime to talk about. I think my three favorite headlines, crime-wise, is, A woman who was forced to give birth and handcuffs awarded $610,000 in New York City settlement. Come on, man.

I mean, yes, absolutely deserved, right? Absolutely. Yeah, she better not commit a friend. I don't care how bad a person you are. She's giving a crime. I know. She better not commit a crime. She learned her lesson.

Teenager who filmed himself raping girl deserves leniency because he's from a good family, says the judge. No, well, you know what? If the judge says so, the judge says. I'm not going to go against the judge. I love the picture. I know this is headlines, but I love the picture. They caught the judge getting out of his car and his driveway at his house,

which I don't know that I like, to be honest with you. Why are we showing the judge's house? I know, but he's getting out of his car. And they asked his name. We know what's going on. And he goes, I'm not, I'm judge. He called me judge. Okay.

And he was he wearing the road? Was he wearing the road? No. He was retired. And they brought it back because they're a short. to judges. So he's helping them out. Which is that of? I, I,

okay, because I want to know, I want to know where they're running out of judges. Maybe that's where you go, you know, commit more crimes because they're running out of judges. And I'm sorry, you only get called judge when you wear in your robe and your wig. Yeah, it was New Jersey. Nah, it's a smaller. New Jersey. Did, uh, smaller? Yeah, smaller. Yeah, smaller.

Yeah, smaller. It's a smaller. It's a smaller? Yeah. You don't need judges. So now there's another judge that's in trouble for handling a rape case in New Jersey. So, I mean, you're going to commit a crime. Maybe New Jersey is the place to go. It's just a thought. I'm promoting it or anything.

I'm just saying it's possible. On more two headlines, two billion records exposed in massive smart home device breach. What? So, hello. No, no, you are not. So someone hacking into my simply safe? No, you are not. Oof.

A team of self-styled hacktivist security researchers. Chris, would you consider yourself a hacktivist? No. I don't even know how to spell it. Okay, so this, uh, These hacktivists, so I don't know if you're safe or not, Chris, but these hacktivists found that the user database belonging to a Chinese company called Orvibo. Who? Orvibo.

O-R-V-I-B-O, which runs an Internet of Things Management platform, had been left exposed to the Internet without any password to protect it. 2 billion logs. And from user passwords to account reset codes and even a smart camera record conversation. So if you're, you know, using Orvabo, you're in trouble. They got everything. They got smart curtains, AC control, home kits, Wi-Fi sockets, elderly care.

I know. Right? Oof. It's like, this is why I say what my simply say. I think that we might as well just really, we've all, all our information is out there. It's already out there. And do you even care?

I should. I should. No. No, I should care. No, you shouldn't care. Why? They have in the matter of world. I know, but I should care.

I know, but I should. If you're on the grid or off the grid, why bother that thought? You have other things to worry about. How's your house coming? See? House is 100% done. It's like nothing ever happened. A brand new house.

Except it's not. There's been a whole bunch of stuff done. I mean, like, for instance, there's been the, and then. Wait, I'm sorry, go back because I may have had a problem with the audio. Okay. Because it skipped. So, so, so for instance, for instance, there's been. And then.

See, I'm missing. What did you say between there's been? Yeah, there's been all kinds of stuff done. Yeah, like what? There's all kinds of stuff done. I said for the third time. For instance, there's been. And then.

See, I'm missing. I think my headphones are cutting out. And I might need to get any headphones. Well, I can't help you with equipment failure. I cannot help you with equipment failure. Because in my end, it sounds like in the last three weeks you have done nothing to your house. Interesting. Or they have done something, nothing to your house at all.

Like. Huh. Is that the impression you got? That's what I'm getting, yeah. That's good. As long as we're still on crime. You know, we'll just stay on crime because there's so much crime that's happened. I mean, I'm not even going to talk about the Antifa or talk about the Fourth of July crime and the gangs and the street thugs going through Philadelphia and other cities across America.

We're not even going to get into that. But there's a lot of things. We talk a lot about it on this particular show about the American Dream and Living in it. We do? and this particular man is going to jail for 150 days. Not guilty. No, he's guilty.

He's going to jail for 150 days. He is a serial toilet clogger. I'm sorry? A Shiboigan man. A 35-year-old Shiboygan, man. That's Shiboygan, Michigan. Three years probation, 150 days in jail for clogging women's toilet. Why is in the woman's bathroom?

He was originally charged with 12 misdemeanors of criminal damage to property, but seven of the charges were dismissed in early June. Of course. They always do that. As conditions of probation, he'll have to serve 150 days in jail, pay more than $5,500 in restitution, not be allowed to possess or consume alcohol or any controlled substances and complete 100 hours of community service.

That seems so. Oh, so he was doing this while he was on the... Well, maybe that's what he said. He was... He apologized for the damage and stress he caused in a statement. read during this sentencing. I need to make things right and pray forgiveness every day.

He officer checked the restrooms the previous evening and the toilets were not damaged. They reviewed 10 similar incidents and oh my gosh, he had gone in and there was the damage. Guilty! Guilty!

I ain't no doubt about it, baby. you told police you know I get urges to do odd things don't we all Jeffie like you know I look for bottles in the garbage to plug toilets and

he's just toilet papers right there to the right he said he stopped when he heard police were investigating but apparently he did because it he got caught yeah but look who doesn't get urges to do odd things That's what I'm saying. Right. How many times?

Ten. How many times did you thought to yourself, hey, there's a bottle. Let me clog it up. I wonder if I could put that in the toilet and clog it up. Well, not just any toilet, the girl's toilet. She's not a douchebag. And all he got was not enough. Oh, no, he got way too much.

I'm sorry. What? Wait too much? 150 days in jail. Probation. Probation, retribution. No, I'm sorry, no. No drugs, no alcohol.

I just clogged up a toilet. it's called, you know, being a human being. Leave me alone. No, there's a difference. He was doing it on purpose using items. How do you know he's doing it on purpose? How do you know? He said he admitted it.

He didn't know. You honor, strike that from the record. My client had a very difficult life. That's why he got up. That's what he got. That's why he got what he got. Agonizing. So, more crime.

We've, we've started a trend and of course you know it would happen with the ice cream licking of course that's the welcome to the internet thank you texas i thought you were better than that uh you know that antonio area i'm looking at you i know are you kidding me right now i know so i saw the other videos that they posted of the guy drinking the drinking the mouthwash and then we saw the kid dipping his fingers into the ice cream and going away he got in trouble he was in california that's a shame. I hope he does. And I said right away when

the licking video happened is that you can tell when an ice cream container has been opened. I'll use the word tampered with. You can tell. I don't know if you know this. It may come as a surprise, but I've purchased ice cream in the past. You have done what? I've purchased ice cream in the past. Okay. And that's a fact? I know, yeah. I'm an ice cream expert.

No one neither. I thought that was coming earlier. No one knew that. You are a what? I'm sorry? An ice cream expert. I feel like when you're breaking news, headlines, the blazes is shut down and rethink its life. Because no one knew there.

There's no way you're going to get a half gallon or a container of ice cream and not know if it's been tampered with. You don't buy half gallons. You don't buy half gallons. Half gallons are the biggest you can get unless you buy the store brand gallons. You get the store brand. That's what you get. Not anymore. Really? You don't get those?

That's why Walmart has a big one. I know. Oh. First of all, big old bucket coming in there, chocolate. We used to get, we used to get those gallons when I was, that's going to come as a surprise again.

Wait, what? When I was a kid, you know, we always had at least two or three gallons of ice cream in the freezer. Jeez, how do you know? Did you know? The old time,

a hundred years ago, they used to come in like cardboard, you know, freezer containers. Yeah. Yeah. Not plastic. But the gallons would be like,

square blocks. Yeah. And if you open it on one end and just eat it out of that one end and then close it back up and then put it in the freezer so that when somebody opens it up, they open up the top and it looks like nobody's gotten into it yet. I'm just saying that it could be done. It could be? It could be done that way.

So what you're saying is that those kids that licked it and put his hand in it, he should have just put it back, turn it over, turn it over, and no one would have known. I mean, even Bluebell said they turn, you know, they turn out, you know, they That they, those seals. You know, if you've purchased Bluebell ice cream before, you know, and it's not difficult, but you know how you have to open it up. You have to run your fingers all the way around the circle, you know, to get that thing to pop open because it's sealed.

I'm sorry, but it used to go back to, I remember some of them still do where you have to film on top of the ice cream. Done. Okay. Done. Whatever? Done. But then now ice cream prices are going to go up because you have to.

Whatever. It's just silly. Do you see the pictures of the cops and the Walmart workers guarding the ice creams? So the Walmart workers were having like water guns. And then some cops were just like blocking. The Sheriff's Department was like blocking it. We're on extra duty to protect the ice cream aisle. And one of the like CVS wargreens had them locked and said C-Sill rep.

I'm like. It had to have been to CVS. Yeah. Because in CVS, I do not shop at CVS. They do not like CVS. Don't look at me like that. I've just never cared for their presentation. They identified the chick in San Antonio.

Yeah, she's a minor. Look, it's funny. And it was kind of funny. It's a YouTube thing. It was kind of funny. You put it back. If you were, if I were to do that, if I did that,

it would have been funny. Now, I would not have, like, I lick the ice cream. Put it back and walk away, okay? But in real life, once the video stops, you purchase the half gallon. Yes. Or you sit there and eat it and then have an employee come up, be like, what are you doing?

I'll be right there. I'm eating this right now. I'll pay for it. Well done it. You can't do it with the grapes because you lose the weight. And then I learned that one. I know.

I told you. No, but what you can do, what you can do is you, weigh the grapes and then eat him. You look at him and go that's about a pound and then you eat them. Okay. Yeah, it was about a pound. Yeah, because they were like, I'll say, I'm going to pay it and the guy goes, well, you kind of, I'm like, oh yeah, you're right. I just

put two in there. I just say two. And I'm sorry, if two really going to tip the scale between a dollar and two dollars? I am sorry. All right, here's a buck. Get out of here. Right. I mean, that's a produce guy tried to be Mr. Big Shot. Oh, do you do the grape? Stop it. Do you see the new grapes? You know, I don't know if you know this, I was a produce manager

at a grocery store for a long. Monday, man. Monday, you're just coming up with a big guns out. I need to slow down. You still have Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. As long as we're on thugs, we'll just move on from this. I can't have any more breaking news from my life. Do you see the new grapes?

Oh, what? I want the new grapes. The new grapes? Cotton candy flavor grapes. They're not real, then. What do you mean? They're not real. Can't be real. We're growing cotton candy flavored grapes. I don't know.

We need to find this out. That cannot be true. I've got to bring him. I forgot them. I got to bring them. Cotton candy, organic. It says organic cotton candy grapes. It's amazing.

Unique cotton candy grapes. Yes, cotton candy grapes are real. This is a couple years old. Cotton candy is a sponge. I know what cotton candy is. It's just stupid. Cotton candy is a sponge. sugar confection.

No kidding. We've all had kids' birthday parties with the cotton candy machine there. And by the way, it's just a helpful hint from Jeff Fisher. You want to set that up outside? Oh, yeah, yeah. You want to set that up outside. Do not set that up in the house, man.

Woo, man, that is... So the kind candy grapes come from California grapery, and it became in 2011. I'm just finding that now. The Navy's in flavor of cotton candy grapes generated around the national news show. how much they taste like real cotton candy. There's no other grape quite like them.

Try them yourself. And you'll see this is like a sales pitch for the cotton candy grapes. What they do according to this is they use hand pollination to cross-pollinate millions of grape. Dude. So run that by me again? They use hand-pollination.

So people are going around rubbing the grapes and seminating them with cotton candy. Using hand-pollination. to cross-pollinate million of grapes to develop to develop desire taste. I don't even want to know how much rubbing it takes to develop the desired taste. A hundred thousand plants were created

and grown in test tubes. Oh, wow. Before creating those grapes, it took 12 years. No artificial flavor is added to these grapes. No, but just hand pollination? Yes, yes. You want to just...

Are you doing chewing the fat on Wednesday? Yeah, the grapes's just right. With Pat? Yeah, I guess. I'll bring them on Wednesday and you guys can do it a taste of the cotton candy grapes. Can I go back to the thugs now? Yeah, you can go back. Okay, thank you.

Kevin Spacey. Oh, that thug. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He was raping kids. Accused of groping his kid up in Massachusetts. He's still going to go on trial. very i know i it's so weird because the guy dropped his case all right but they're still going to continue with uh with the assault battery guilty guilty county okay all right i mean we just get rid of

this whole thing because it's all just a farce the kid knew what he was doing what he was in for they've lost they've lost in parentheses the cell phone that had all the pictures and the chats. Right. The cops said they gave the phone back to the dad, and the dad is like, what? They gave the phone back to me. So, okay, let's move on. And our friend Jeffrey Epstein, charged with running a sex trafficking ring.

Back in the news again, there's got to be some people sweating in all corners of the power world today. Yeah, it's going to be sad for them. Sad for the girls too. It's sad this guy, you know, he's been doing this dirt baggery for years, and he thought he got away with it, and now he's back at it again. So, you know, if he falls with other names, and he's got his collector that I call, his girl that collected them and brought him in, if they turn her, that's probably going to happen before they turn her.

You aren't lying. I mean, one little thing, and she is, what happened to Misty? Gone. I mean, there's no doubt about that. So, I mean, she should, she should go into hiding immediately. Now, I will say this. And can we stop with the bashing of President Donald Trump? He knew him.

On this case. Yes, he did know him. And he said, he's another New York. He's a billionaire. He's white. He's a buddy. They've been in New York. Of course, he called him a friend.

That's what Donald Trump does. And by the way, as long as rather they're going to keep, they keep forgetting to tell you about how the president, well, he wasn't the president then, how they just banned him from Mar-largo. Although that has not been proven yet. Not been proven yet. Because he attempted to pick up some girl at the club. That hasn't been proven yet. That's just kind of rumored because there was an attorney that the original case back in 2009 that said, He investigated it and could never get a conclusion on that.

But that attorney also said that Donald Trump was the only one that helped him. He called all these people in 2009 when this case was first happening to get these people to talk. And he was saying, hey, we're going to talk or you're going to be subpoenaed or we're going to get this done. And Donald Trump was the only one who said, what do you got? I'll tell you what you want to know. I'm not going to be subpoenaed. I don't want to go through any of that. but I'll talk on the phone here for as long as you need me.

What do you need to know? Only one that helped them out. So can we stop? Just another reason to bash the president of the United States. It really is kind of ridiculous. And I know that Chris Cruz is going about ready to cut me off because I'm getting too political for chewing the fat. I know that.

But please, if we're going to bash the president, let's try to be a little fair. I know. No. All right. Let's go to the break room. I need a cook zero man desperately. Oh my gosh.

That's so good. How can this be? So a highway patrol trooper pulls over a hearse in the HOV lane. Now this is in Nevada. I think in Texas they let it fly. The Nevada Highway Patrol trooper says, I noticed someone driving solo in the HOV lane. And he stopped the car, which, you know, what better other, what more better work does he have to do than to stop single people driving in the HOV lane?

The horror of that crime. The driver, however, informed the officer that, hey, I'm carrying a deceased body in the back. I work for a funeral parlor and I'm transporting a corpse in the back. So I am not traveling alone in the HOV lane. And the police officer said, that doesn't count. What? Okay. I think in Texas it counts.

Right? I know that mannequins don't count. Pets don't count. We all want the little, you know, the stuffed doll or something that doesn't count. But I mean, a dead body's got to count for something. Right? Speaking of dead bodies. A man dies during sex competition after finishing the seventh round.

I'm not even going to read the rest of the story. I'm just going to leave it at that. Man dies during sex competition after finishing the seventh round. I guess he wasn't. up to the task. Thank you. It's a deal with everybody selling their houses too, man. My houses for sale, too.

It's got a... It's got a roof in the house. Okay, stop. I'm sorry, who is that? Who is that? Who is that? I don't know. That's why I had to stop the podcast.

Why did Trump just pull somebody off the street? Tell me about climate change. Get up here. Oh, oh, he's talking about... about red tie and toxic algae? Who is this guy? This is going to make the podcast. But seriously, who is that guy?

That's going to make the podcast just for a little bit. All right, so since Chris is going to make the podcast, I'm in the middle of this. I'm in the middle of recording this podcast. And we see Jackie. Hold on. Trump is giving his climate change speech or, you know, we've got to make better, bad, air pollution bad,

water pollution bad, water pollution bad. I got it. And he's telling him about the EPA. And the only reason I kept watching it is because the one shot has Jackie Daly. For our network. The Jackie Daly show, she's sitting behind Ivanka. Of course she is. And if I remember right, she was there, she was talking about, she's there to talk about this and talk about the climate.

If you don't know, Jackie Daly has a show every Sunday, two to four and talks about all this stuff. And I bet you... Or you can download the podcast. Oh, I bet you when she comes back, she's going to talk about it. Yeah. So next week. Next podcast we'll be talking about this. Yep.

But then I look up and Bruce H-R-O-B-A-K, bait and tackle owner, who I have no idea who this person is. I'm saying. Fox just put him up, put his name up. Can you dress up? You're at the White House. He is dressed up for the White House. You're not at the bait and tackle shop right now, bro. Okay.

Trump is not there trying to get some bait to cash a phil. How about you put a tie? He's got a new belks short sleeve button down shirt on. And I'm sorry, I thought it was going to be like Bruce Rodriguez or Santiago, not Horroback. So he must be from like Alaska or something. Get on up here, Bruce. Tell us about the algae of the blooms in the ocean over there on St. Lucy.

Okay, get up here. He's going to tell you about it. San Lucy? He looks more like Alaska. No, St. Luce, San Lusie, Florida. I know. That's more Alaska.

Look at that tan. Okay, stop. This is not even part of the podcast. You don't even cut me off how political this is. This is not political. Do you have nothing anything political? We just need to know who this Bruce Horroback is. He's a big decal owner from St.

Lucy Florida. Maybe you dress up when you go meet the president. It's a thought. It's a thought. I bet you what happens. He is dressed up for him. It's a good Saturday Night Live bit right there. Absolutely.

Absolutely. You're welcome, S&O. And by the way, you're going to need a fat man, so I'm here for you. You need a brown fat man, so I'm there for you. Yeah, but you need somebody with a little height. All right, can we go back to selling houses or something? Seriously, I just threw me it completely off with this guy. I didn't know.

I look up it. I don't even know who he is. I thought Trump brought up a comedy act with him for the EPA and for the climate change thing. Let's get Billy up here. He's going to tell you some climate jokes. So the other day, There's a cloud. I know.

It's just a ridiculous. Yeah, you got political. Oh, that's all. So, first I was thinking, what's going on with Hollywood? Because I see Aaron Spelling's house finally sold.

Amazingly. And I don't think they got what they wanted to. You know, there's been other, oh, no. are you see oh god no no seriously we have to take that out of the podcast because now the guy's got a cane and he's he's handicapped oh you handicapped he just said god bless america god bless our president gotta take that out of the podcast man yeah i'm not going to sorry don't take it out though

can't make fun of anybody if anything i didn't make fun of anybody if anything i would have anything i remove the handicap part so people don't know who he is. Gonna take it out of the podcast. Now than what you say, I'm not going to take anything out. He'll take it out of the podcast. There you go? Well, I'm going to jump in with my news. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Speaking of it. I saw your little tease on your Twitter account. It's your little Twitter handle that you think you do. At real Chris Cruz. Yeah. Real K-R-I-S-C-R-Z. I was just checking to see if it.

I was checking to see if it was checked. You know, the CEO of the company got his blue checkmark. I'm highly upset. So, and he has 700 followers. I don't know. I have 13K. Oh, tough point. Anyway, I just wanted to shove a knife in a little bit there.

Anyway, I was following it on Twitter, and I saw that you said that the Royal Whisperer was going to be on the podcast. Yeah. Is that a new whisper that we have? because I was under the impression that the wispy we were using was the Windsor whisper but

So the one that we had The one that we had He flew too close to the sun Okay So this is a royal whisper Yeah because we'll cover all the royals So we had the christening We did

We had the christening Since we've last talked The baby wore the white dress That she did not want the baby to wear It was a traditional christening That's what they wear Yes That's what you wear for a christmas

And I'm sorry If you're gonna raise the baby Gender neutral Don't you want him to wear That's a bit white dress Thank you Plus you got to stick with a little bit of tradition Meg

It's the freaking queen Thank you You're sticking with tradition You're not You see that picture You're not dressing the kid In In France fashion week

No you're not Not doing it I'm sorry Did you see that official picture Or did you see the Louis Vuitton christening, outfit, shut up.

It's not going to happen. Someone is missing from the official christening picture. Whoa, whoa, no, who? The queen. What?

Yes. Was she busy? I don't know where the queen is, but the queen is not in the picture. She sent, you know,

the future came. She didn't even go? Well, I don't know. I don't know she went to the christening because the Christian was a private chrisoning. It was not public christening.

I know, but the queen. Media was not allowed in there. The only pictures that were allowed to saw with one that she posted on social media because that's what's a picture and that's it. But to my understanding

No, get out of here. That's not true. To my understanding, the people that went was grandpa and horse face. Right. Mom. Right? Megan's mom.

Megan's mom. Because, you know, it had to be Megan's mom. Harry's mom's not going to show. Anyway. Oh, I know. Just shut up. And. I was just put me on the podium with the president.

I'll do a couple more jokes for you. you got the king the future king the real future king William right and Kate and he had other three people in the back but the Quinn is not there at all what the heck it was going on she had to be there at the christening though right does she though what does she bring to the table other than she's grandma great grandma right she's great grandma right she's great grandma the queen is great grandmother to Archie. Holy cow. She's got to be there.

But if you look at, that's why I put the picture and I'm looking at it. And I do not see her. And probably if I keep scrolling down to tell me who the other people are. But I don't know. Where's the queen? It's a nice room where they have them on. Okay, here's the Kensington Palace picture. Holy cow.

Oh, you know why that's what this picture is? This picture is, um, immediate family. Great grandma doesn't count? No. I bet you that's what it is. Okay, so who's the one? The first picture I looked at,

which obviously won't open now, the Kensington Palace picture, yeah. Okay, the Kensington Palace tweet has got Aaron and Megan, William, oh, this is, wait, this is the other kids christening, never mind.

Queens not in this one either, though. Oh, okay. Okay, so this is, This christing of William and Kate's kid. Uh-huh. The queen's not in this one either from Kensington Palace. Okay, well, let's find out what Archie War. So who's the godparents, though?

Okay. The picture here of William and Kate's and their kid and their pictures. Oh, here we go. This was the other one. Okay, here's theirs. All right. There's no. William and Kate in the back, no problem.

No queen, though. Wow. grandpa and grandma-in-law whatever they call her and then her mom i don't know these other two dinkleberries though yeah i don't know the suit but you talk about um godparents um we speculated that the godparents will be serena william and some other hollowoo big shot like i don't know president of obama you know we're thinking those um okay here's now the stop for a second this is you really tick me off here with the queen now being in the picture because she's in

the picture of William and Kate's one, one of them, one of the pictures they took. Mother, father, Duchess Kate, Duchess Camilla, oh, they call her Duchess Camilla. Are both seated Archie's Christian portrait, however, in the portraits of Kate

and William Street children, only the parents' kids and the queen take a seat. So the queen was there taking a seat. The rest of them stand. notably Charlotte's Christy Kate's family siblings Pippa and James yeah yeah yeah yeah but that's

Kate's family so this is these two dingleberries all right I'm sorry I'm wandering off and never never land here of the Royals and I know better than that

but I wish I know who the other two they gotta be like maids or something I'm sorry but those maids that look pretty well I mean they're not cleaned it right now Anyway Godparents Godparents

We thought it was who Serena Williams I figured it was going to be Serena and William The brother And Megan's friend Serena Yeah

No It's going to be kept private What And by them putting in a private This is a breach of legal requirements Hello Plus they had to be there right

I mean They have to be there for the christening if they're the godparents. That's part of the deal. Even the church, I think, agrees with that. So who was at the church? So William was there. So he's the godfather, according to me.

And Serena. Serena could not make it. Oh, so she didn't get chosen. Serena could not make it. She thought she was, she's too. You're not going to be godmother. Hey, wish I could make it, Meg. But look at the time.

I wish I could. I think I got a tennis practice. Yeah, Wimbled. and everything. I know I'm not playing, but, you know, the kid.

Yeah, yeah, I have to train. I got to do this. So July 6 was the Christian of Master Archie and it was super private and for reasons that are fully,

you know, unaware. And it's causing drama. Well, yeah, people want to know. First, everybody's upset

because Prince Harry and Megan are deciding to protect the privacy of Archie. parents especially since royal godparents are usually made public yeah you want to know who's gonna take care of the kid for you duh a royal reporter now says that they are in breach of legal requirement to make the names of archie's god parents available to the public so this happened over the last over the weekend we know we know we have to know yeah because according to the

story is the reason why they're keeping in private is because the godparents are private citizens they're not celebrities and they're not royals. That's William's out then. William is out. And Serena's out. There's no way the queen. No wonder the queen isn't in the picture. I wonder.

The godparents are going to be some gardener from the back nine? No. That's not, Megan, what are you doing? No, we're done. Tell the Royal Whisper to give me some more information. But no wonder the queen is in the picture. She didn't even show up. She said, hubby, you drive, take the range rover.

By the way, we have a couple of articles leading up to the christening that I'm just going to read the headlines. And you tell me if they're true or now. I'm just going to read the headlines. The biggest proof that Megan Markle and Queen Elizabeth are still in good terms. Uh-huh. Queen has closer relationship to Megan than Kate because of these shared interests. Does she? And she doesn't even show up for the crime.

Christenie because she's pissed because they picked a gardener for the godparents. Stop. I feel like we've been all over the place today, so it's kind of a weird Monday here on chewing the fat because we're never all over the place on the other days of the week. So just remember to subscribe to chewing the fat. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your people you don't like, tell everybody you know, subscribe to chewing the fat. Okay?

And then download the show every day. It's available on any platform that you get your podcast from and it's free. So subscribe. There. Here's something that I saw the headline and I thought, I don't know that I want that, but it's available now. Comcast's new remote control feature allows viewers to change the channel with their eyes. What? And I thought, I don't know that I really want that.

But it's available now. The eye control function is available to subscribers of Comcast's X1 video platform who have an eye tracking device and a mobile tablet. Through the online version of Comcast TV remote control, the Xfin.com. com. The Xfin.com. Users can turn a feature that tracks where their eyes are focused,

which gives them the ability to flip through channels by simply by blinking or staring for a few seconds at a button on a screen. So, if I'm looking at the screen, This is why I don't want it. Because I may, let's say, be looking at a body part of some person on the screen. Okay. And I may be staring at that body part. The next thing you know, I'm going to be going to the breast channel.

There's a breast channel? And I don't know that I want you know, I'm sitting there with the family. What kind of kid with you? All of a sudden, the TV flips to the breast channel. I'm going to be hearing, Dad! My wife's going to be pissed. What do you say? I knew you were staring at her.

Next thing, you know, and then sometimes it's going to be the, you know, the rear end channel. You never know whatever mood I'm in? I do not want the eye change. What kind of company do you have? I'm just saying, let's say you're watching Netflix.

Okay. Let's say you're watching Netflix. And somebody, I'm watching a show and somebody's smoking, which, by the way, I mean, even now, and I haven't smoked now for over seven months. How's that going? That's fine.

Are you over the hurt? Got a cigarette? Are you over the hurt? Absolutely. You got a cigarette? No, I don't have a cigarette. You know anybody? Give me one.

That's fine. I mean, it's whatever. I still chew a little gum and, you know, whatever. That's fine, Chris. I don't need a cigarette, okay? Never mind. I never asked. But let's say I'm watching a Netflix show, and I'm watching somebody smoke,

thinking to myself, and that cigarette, it looks good. And it jumps to the cigarettes channel. And then it goes to the smoke channel. Right? And my wife is going, I thought you were over those.

I mean, you know, it would be in trouble. It's funny. You say that because did you watch the new season of stringier things? Not yet. I can't bring myself to get to it yet.

We started. It's really good. It's really good. But the problem is that they smoke too much. They smoke too much? I mean, everybody was pretty much smoking in the 80s,

right? We were all smoking. And Netflix has, You know, like the 60s. Remember the 60s on television when they finally stopped all smoking on television? But before then, I mean, the cigarette companies sent cartons and truckloads of cigarettes to Hollywood so that everybody smoked. So now we're trying to reinvent life. And that wasn't real life.

TV was, they were trying to make TV life by making all these people smoke on TV. Now everybody was out on the street smoking in life. That's because remember that's when we started making people not smoke inside buildings all that time because there were all these people smoking. everywhere and was driving people crazy. Yeah. So right now, it has caused an uproar because people... Has it?

People are complaining to Netflix why you put in... Are they? And Netflix has come out with... I'm a non-smoker or, you know, for seven months. And I still... Oh, you can call yourself a non-smoker. And I still...

I mean, I watch shows. There's some shows that it's like, holy cow. I was watching one show. The one show, uh, bad blood on Netflix. Right? Bad blood? I think that's it. Canada gangster.

They smoke through that whole series. It drove me crazy, but not crazy enough to, I don't complain. I just was like, oh, they're smoking. Look at all these people smoking. I want a cigarette so bad. Netflix vows to curb the on-screen smoking. Oh, stop it. I thought you were all for, I thought they were all for being different.

Creative, artistic. Yeah. This is all us. Yeah. So they have a statement, if you want me to read you the statement, because, you know, we will learn that, you know, when people uproar and criticize you, you have to come up with a statement. I wonder what the statement is. We're all for, all creative talent to be, do what they want to do, but. Close.

Close. Netflix strongly supports artistic expression. Of course. Of course. We also recognize that smoking is harmful. when portrayed positively on screen and can adversely influence young people. I'm sorry, this is not a spoiler alert,

but when I was watching, the reason why the dad was smoking is because he was frustrated that his teenage daughter was kids and people. It was part of the show and it was part of life and he smoked and he's been smoking through the show and, you know, there are times when smokers smoke. You smoke when you're sad, you smoke when you're mad,

you smoke when you're happy. That's when you smoke. A matter of fact, you smoke everything. Every reason is a smoke, but there are different attitudes to cigarettes. Different when you're mad, you're angry, you're smoke quick, get them done, you know, you're throwing it when you're happy. And that's what he did.

When you're relaxed and happy, you sit back and take long drags and let it burn. When you're upset but you're not mad, you're smoking with that deep thought. I mean, that's all. You're an expert on this. I am an expert on this, man. I am an expert on this. Well, going forward, all projects that we commissioned, this is speaking. for Netflix with ratings of TV 14 or below for series or PG-13 or below for films will be

smoking an e-segrate-free. Oh, my gosh. Except. Oh, we do have an accept. For reasons of historical or factual accuracy. Who's facts are we counting as accurate? I'd like that question answered. And whose history are we using as historical?

So if I do a documentary on cigarettes kill, they're going to let me smoke. If I do a documentary on heroin in the streets of San Francisco, nobody's smoking there. We can't anybody smoking there, even though everybody does. We can't do that. For new projects with higher ratings, there will be no smoking or e-cigarettes unless it's essential to the creative vision of the artist or because it's character-defining slash historically or core truly. important. Yeah, I mean, that's

they're out, right? But you're going to have to fight for it. If your character smoke, you're going to fight for it. So that movie that you were thinking about pitching to Netflix about the smokers? I don't think it's a good idea anymore. You miss your boat. You could thank the Strangler brothers. Yeah, thanks. Appreciate it. I know.

It's a strange thing because I know, I get it. I get it because I watch the shows where they smoke and I feel that. Oh, man. Smoking. and I feel like I, you know, I understand the, let's say the frustration. However, you know, like this stupid show, that bad blood that I've been watching, I mean, he wouldn't be the same guy without smoking.

So it's character defining. And it's character defining for a bunch of characters because that's who they are. So I hope that that would win the fight. I hope that that would definitely win the fight. Just. By the way, they're going to also put, you know, the little box where it says TV 14 and about smoking. They're going to have a little cigarette so everybody knows that they're smoking on the show. Yes.

Netflix said that will feature information about the tobacco use and the rating box so our members can be informed, can make informed choices about what they watch. Also, researchers found that 100. percent of stranger things episodes coded included tobacco okay because they're a hundred percent jeffy a hundred percent that means that all eight episodes were 800 percent coded with that's not the way math works but nice try no there are eight episodes and each episode was 100 percent coded you know what so is it's it's a hundred eight hundred percent you're right those bastards you're right how i I don't know how we're going to survive.

So Netflix is dying, first of all. They're in trouble. I really believe that. I know they, oh, look at all the money they're making. And I love them, and they've done some great things. But I think that they're starting to struggle. They've got a lot of debt. And we're all in app fatigue.

Everybody's creating great content. We've got to doubt. You've got to subscribe to these apps to get the great content. Something is going to have to break through different. By the way, go to blazTV.com slash glance so you could get our shows. year. It didn't matter

if we're talking about that. Yeah, that's fine. I know you're in app fatigue, but you need one more. I'm going to go to blazedtv.com

slash jeffy. Oh, wait. And that quadru will lead you the price. I will lead you nowhere. Have we tried it? Nowhere.

Looking right at you on camera because I want you to see me saying that will lead you nowhere. No, I haven't tried it. Type it and see what happens. No.