Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 145 | STOP! We Care About You, Email US

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

The Chewing The Fat Team wants you to know that they care for you. Today's show covers the news of the day like free money in the highway, don't fart while on the loose and stop peeing in the ice cream Seriously Email us! [e-mail] or [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. Today, let's start with Ilya Omar and her comments about the Jake Tapper comments on her actions here. All right. All right. So, all right. Let's do Megan Rapino. And her many comments against the U.S. and President Trump on. Political. All right. All right, fine. Senator McConnell and his family ties of owning slaves. Political.

I mean, fine. Fine, fine, fine, fine. How about Labor Secretary Alex Acosta in this Jeffrey Epstein bid? Is he going to step down from the political? Fine, fine, fine. I mean, tomorrow's 7-11. July 11th Slurpy day

Something to look forward to Huh Yay Actually It is something to look forward to Alright so We lost Ross Perot Ross Perot

Ross Perot I mean Amazing right The guy And if you would have asked me How old Ross Perot was A hundred Yesterday

Yeah in his 90s Right at least I knew he wasn't 100 But I would have said mid-90s But he's only 89 89 89 What are you looking to me like

that for her. Why are you looking at me like that and laughing? I guarantee you this is why he's looking at me and laughing because I said only 89. Guaranteed that. Of course. Look, just let me explain a little something to you here. In a few years from now, 40 or 50 or 80, you'll go, oh my gosh, Jeffrey was right. All these ages are all relative. man. It's all in what you're looking at. Like your kid, sitting next to you right now. Chris grows. He looks at you like you're his dad and you're old. When he's your age, he's going, wow, man, my dad was this age when he was doing this. I don't know why I'm robbing the 7-Eleven now. No, he won't. You know if it's funny, you say that because earlier today, they're like, oh my God,

your son is so sweet. I'm like, careful. He's a loner. Right. Could go off at any moment. Exactly what I said. Be nice to him, man. Yep. Exactly what I say. Look who his father is and he's a loner. Did you have anything else to say?

I don't think so. Rip Torn, the actor. So sad. I mean, this guy who's a great actor. You're right. You know him from that. Dashball. His, my favorite role that he played came in the movie,

um, uh, down periscope. Tremendous. Because of you as a original I watched it. Didn't we play a clip of them Periscope?

Yeah. I love that movie so much. Oh yeah, we probably played the clip where he's talking to the whales. Yeah, yeah, it's fantastic. That's not rip-torn. But he's in that movie.

Yes, yes. Fantastic. Very sad to see him pass away. I mean, a great actor. But the guy's been acting since it's the 50s. I want to go back to Ross Perra. Okay.

Because Dallas was like very hurt that Ross Perl passed away. Yeah, it should be. I mean, he's a Texas boy, man, Dallas. This is it. This is where he's at. Oh, so he's from Dallas. I mean, Alliance Airport is his.

But he's name. He's not Alliance. He's in his Ross Perry. It's his middle name. Oh, it's Ross Alliance. Oh, okay. It's silent. It's the silent A.

It's the silent A. I mean, I've got the Perot Museum. What do you mean? What do I mean? Yeah, the Perot Museum, yeah. Yeah, you've been there. I know you've been there. Oh, I'm a member.

Yeah. There you go. He did that. That's his? What you did? You think it was a revolutionary guy, some guy that fought in the... I thought it was Colonel Perra. He fought one of the Spanish-American War.

I thought it was Colonel Perrault, and he helped us win the Civil War. I'm here expecting Dallas to be like he did. That was a cowboy parole, and he helped win the Spanish War right after we got the Alamo back. Yeah, that's him. Never mind. Oh, okay, okay. Completely different guy. Yeah, okay.

Completely different guy. It is upsetting that the Pearl Museum never email me about him being a part of the museum. I'm still waiting for the email saying, hey, due to the loss of Pearl, we're going to open the museum up and anybody can come in. They actually should do that. That's a good thing. You're welcome Pearl Museum. I'm going to call Crystal. Yeah, they should do that, actually.

And they should have issued a press release that they sent to all their members, not just their Facebook post. I bet you they Facebook post it. Pearl Museum. I bet you a thousand dollars. You're in. A thousand dollars. I need a brain-use AC system. $1,000.

Do it right now. Put people on hold for the $1,000 bet. Please hold. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Please subscribe and download today. We're waiting to find information on the Facebook page of the Perot Museum and their post about H. Ross Perot. Please hold.

Your listenership is very important. important to us. Okay. I got it. Okay. We at the Pearl Museum mourn the passing of Ross Pearl, a Texas giant. So, do, are you writing me a check? Are you writing me a check?

I'll write you a check. Okay. Yes, I'll write you a check. Do you take those big checks? I'll take whatever. Okay. If you think I wouldn't take that to the bank, you are sadly mistaken. Hey, I'm here, cash is check.

You ain't lying. Sir, you see that signature on it? and the cash money it says on it, I want that. Oh, you want to put cash? I want it all. Whatever, I don't care. Oh, okay. I don't care.

The amount, whatever it is, I don't care what it says on it. But if it has any kind of money on it, somebody's cash in that bad boy. So, of course, they did. But they didn't issue anything to their members, though, right? I mean, they haven't seen anything. I mean, they have to do the social media. Wait, did you know that, wow. Earlier this year, ProMission closed because an employee died inside the building.

What? Yes. Pro Museum closes after the death of an employee inside the building. The Pro Museum is closed on Tuesday after an employee died at the museum before it opened for the day. Ooh, tough day. Right? How come the front doors aren't open? Why is Bill laying down on the floor?

Thank you for saying that because 60-year-old man was found dead in his locked office. Oh. Oh, no. Yes. If the office is locked. Yeah. Oh, gosh, darn it. This is not something.

Gosh darn it. No, and I'm going, it's so sad. As soon as you said locked door, I knew that. I thought it was like a guy that was, you know. Yeah, behind the locked doors of the building. Yeah, no, but it's his office. Oof. That's too bad.

That is. I would you, you know. If you, please call the suicide hotline. And I'm being, I'm serious. I'm not joking around, man. If you have any kind of thoughts of suicide and you're acting on, there's plenty of help, man. Get help. You could call us.

Yes, 888-90-3033-93. I'm happy to talk to you. My gosh, we'll figure something out. We'll help. We'll do something. It's just don't. Don't. The thought of the people around you being better off.

If you're not here, is completely wrong. Remember, we had a gentleman a couple months ago over Christmas break email us. Do you remember that? Yes. And he reached out to me and Jeffrey. Yes. And we'll reply back. And today, he's still alive.

He's good. He was going to. The stuff he was going through was very dark. Still, though. Still, though, hey, I will pick up, if you email me, K. Cruz or chewing the fat at the blaze.com, trust me. We will respond back because over the holiday, I remember that. Last year, I even texted Jeff. I was saying, hey, get on your phone.

We have to talk to this guy. We have to talk to this guy. It's very scary. But, hey, we talked him out of it, and he is a better man today. I told him, think about your kid. That's not worth it. Everybody thinks that, look, we've all been, we've all been touched by suicide. And nobody likes to talk about it.

And it's that quiet little thing off in the corner that everybody has been touched by, that nobody wants to really talk about. And we, you know, we struggle with it. And we talk about what a horrible thing. All the military men are dying, 21 a day, right? And probably more. But 21 a day are committing suicide. former, you know, former military and active military.

And how many other suicides there is across the country? It's horrible. And the, really, I know, I personally know the thought of, well, everyone will be better off without me. It just isn't so. I know you think that. It just isn't so. Well, it happened again. It happened again.

And there's some video out there, which I will air tomorrow morning on Pat Unleashed, which I'm filling in. So if you're listening to this live, the 10th of July, 2019. Not possible to listen to this live. If you're listening to this on the day that it was recorded, the 10th of July, thank you. 2019. Please tell me that was on the air. It was.

It wasn't in my ear? No, it was in the air. I've already had this conversation. in your ear? Once today. Once today because Oh so you have. You were freaking missing my cues.

You were freaking missing my cues. So I had to remind you where we were going to go when that bit. And you were not going where I wanted you to go. So I had to do. Who?

Oh my gosh. Do not even turn your mic off. There's a turn my mic off or turn my mic on. Which one? You cannot be both away. When you talk to me, turn your mic off. Okay, got it.

Right now turn your mic off because I'm sick of hearing you. What I'm going to air tomorrow on the 11th of July 2019 on Pat Unleashed, doing the morning show tomorrow, is video in Georgia where a armored truck side door opened up on the highway. Come on, man. Money, cash, fly it all over the westbound lanes. Everybody's dead. I'm killing every single person that's money.

No one was hurt. Police said there were about 15 cars that stopped in the middle of the interstate. I would have been in that 15. Hurt! So they're picking up cash alongside of the road. I'm just shooting people for the cash. Where's my money? No way.

This ditch is mine. He's got the hell out of this ditch, man. And so they around 8 p.m. The armored truck side door opens and the cash starts flying on the side door. Come on, man. So people are stopping. And of course, there's some kind of video. But a lot of people stopped and got their cash and left.

I don't even think any of that is videos. Right. I'm sorry. And you know what? You do shit is out there. Do not record that. Right. Do not record.

That is one point. I'm going to tell you put your phone down. Everything else put your phone up. But for that, put your phone. Let those people grab the $100,000 bills that just flew out of that. Let them be happy. I haven't watched the video yet, so I'm not sure what else on the video, and I should actually just stop the podcast and watch the video,

so I see exactly what they did because the sergeant, Sergeant Robert Parsons said the armor car crew estimated the loss at $175,000. That is a lot of pennies. Okay. First, I would venture to say that that's not the amount of money that blew out of that truck. I'm thinking about a quarter of a million. million dollars or to have a million dollars no I would say that I would say that maybe 50 grand flew out of oh you mean like there are overestimating absolutely oh no I think they're all the underestimating

because you can't have no no no no no because they I'm sure that the armored car company will say that 175000 is would you if you're that company would you say that well yeah you yeah you don't underestimate this kind of thing you got insurance you got to overestimate You got to say that more money went out. Plus, whatever goes out that door, as an armored car driver and the guy in the back that's screwed up and not going to have a job anymore, I mean, you're deep pocketing a couple of bags of cash too. Oh, yeah, flew out the door. Wow, did you gain some weight or are you pregnant now? Are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm a little bloated from lunch. It's just, I hit a bump. Don't mind me. I got a hernia that popped out and I got to go see the doc right now. It's the doc. I think the doc's going to charge me about 80 grand, really. But, I mean, seriously, you never underestimate that kind of stuff. You always say you lost more, always.

Because the insurance covers it, right? And I believe that what fell out of the truck would be less than 175. Now, they may have lost 175. I would find it hard to believe that the traffic people and the roads picked up 175. However, Sergeant Robert Parsons said, that the people, those people who did not return the money, we have video, we have tag numbers, we have footage of people on the interstate.

No, you don't. I don't think, I think that's a bluff. That is a bluff. That's got to be a bluff. Where is that? In Georgia. If you're in Georgia, you're not. I think you're fine.

Absolutely. I think you're fine. I would be fine. I would keep it. And if you're in Georgia, why don't you carrying two plates? Is that a Georgia law? It's a Georgia law, yes. But the way, did you see in North Carolina on the news,

they were reporting that there were $100 bills hidden around Charlotte, North Carolina. And if you found them, it's yours. Who is hiding? Do we know who was hiding? We don't know who's hiding them. Oh, that's good. Yeah. That's nice.

I mean, seriously. Yeah, but I mean, if you. First of all, come to Dallas. And by Dallas, he means Irving. And by Irving, I mean, Rone Oak. Los Galinas. I mean, Rone Oak. A little bit more specific.

Right around Mercury Studios. Who'd be fine? No, no, don't come to Mercury Studios. It's just Roanoke area. There's a left and make a right, and I'm right there. I would say that, however, this actually, leaving $100 bills around like that, that might get you. Yeah. That might, you might, you might get that.

Because, I mean, if you see the 100, you got to kind of. Oh, yeah. I know it's only $100 bill. And again, you know, it's only $100. but, I mean, you start, you start making it known that you're picking up $100 bill that's stuffed in the weed off to the right of the building. What did you find over there? A bit's in mind. All right.

All right. We're going to pause the podcast right now. We're not going to put you on hold. I'm just going to, since this is a record, I'm just going to pause because I want to watch this video in Georgia. And I'm going to see exactly what they have because I think they got zip. No way. because they said originally that the people who this was after the fact

maybe we'll just watch it together Channel 2 Action News Live reports at 5 Oh we don't care about your breaking news promo We got it here from breaking news Gas Station on fire Gas Station crash Bill Johnson is on the scene

In Gwinnett County, Bill And we've got your weather covered 5 p.m. Action News 2 Atlanta All right, here we go. Video of the... Here we go. Oh, wow, they do have some license plates of some cars.

Holy cow. You're picking up to cash. Was that your car there? Yeah, it was stolen yesterday, though. I mean, I loaned it to my brother. And my brother just left. He just hopped on a plane and left. I don't know.

What are you doing? I know he's gone. I loaned it to my neighbor. And my neighbor just died. Sorry. Is this stealing? They will say yes. I will say no.

My argument would be no. There's cash on the road. Yeah, of course our argument is going to know. Give me a ticket for stopping on the interstate. Okay. We'll call it even. I know that's probably illegal. Unless it's an emergency,

you're not supposed to stop on the interstate, right? Give me a ticket. Sorry. By the way, I'll pay the ticket in cash right now. But we're good, okay? You can't do that. You're admitting guilt. What's that?

You can't pay the ticket cash right now. You're admitting guilt. I'm not admitting guilt of the ticket. Of the ticket, I am, sure. Yep, I'm guilty of stopping on the interstate. You're right. What are you? We count these hundreds off.

Is it okay for you in a hundred? Look at these people running crazy. Oh, they got tags, too. Some of these are not going to be able to see, though. The guy in the Toyota camera, you're done. The guy in the Ford pickup truck, I turn it yourself back in. You're done.

Look at all these cars. Look at all these people. Okay, you turn yourself in. How much do you turn in? right all I picked up was 100 sorry can they prove the Toyota and the in the four pickup no I mean you can no no no but from what you can see can you see they pick it up more than a hundred dollar bill okay then yeah yeah you see people picking up stuff but it dropped it blew out of your hand you didn't get it exactly yeah you know what I did stop and you know here it is this is what I

this is what I don't know that's what I picked it up I picked up here you go this is what I picked up. $1.50. In fact, that's a tremendous idea. Take it to the police officer. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Take it to the office.

Stop in and say, hey, I am the owner of the Ford pickup truck with Georgia plate, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. And you're right. I started a moment of weakness. I'm driving and I saw this cash flying around. And I thought, free cash. And then I realized that it's not free cash. And then I saw your post.

It belongs to the, right. It belongs to the banks and the Army Company. Then I saw my car. in the channel two. Yeah, that's why I want to turn myself in. And here's what I found. I only picked up a couple hundred dollars. That's all I got.

I got nervous. I got out of there. Other people were coming and fighting over it. I had to get out of there. Don't mind the new truck I'm buying tomorrow. Okay, so let's stick on the armored truck for just a little bit. I know it's wrong. I know it's wrong.

I think me and you're on the same page on this. Every time I see... Tell me when you see an armored truck. I want that thing to explode. I don't want it to explode. I don't want the people... They're not going to get hurt. No, they're not going to get hurt.

It's a special bomb that only explodes and it cracks it open and all the money bags fly out. That you didn't have anything to do with it. No, I didn't have anything to do with it. Because it's not, I'm not robbing the truck. No, no, I'm driving what is it? $1.21? $1.14. $1.14.

$1.14.1.14 going to work and boom, it just smacks open. And I'm not saying I know where the armored truck company is. No, I don't know either. Next to I hop and southly. The other saying I know where it's at. Not that I've sat at the IHOP Waiting for that back to fall And had breakfast with my daughter

Looking at those trucks across the way And they're complex going Oh my gosh Why? No, all I want is I'm driving on 114 That back comes up I want it to hit really hard on my hood

Well, I don't have to get down I'm like, gunk It's locked in All right, here we go You're sadly mistaken If you think I'm stopping No, I can't stop I can't stop the flow traffic

The momentum of the car You can't just keep going Do I want to get a ticket for stopping No way. No, I'm going to keep going. Now, I'm going to assess my damages at my house to make sure everybody's okay. Right. I might even have to assess it, I don't know, a quarter mile down the road off on the side real quick

just to make sure what happened and what happened. So myel might get up there. But, Daddy, no, get up there. I'll slow down to 55, crawl out there, okay? You'll be fine. There's plenty of people falling out of cars of 55 that are fine. Shut your mouth. Get out there.

We're going to have the money to fix whatever you break. It's going to be fixed. You mean bionic like your father. I absolutely wanted to blow open. Come on now. And then you, you know, we've already told you how to fix it. For people like us, it would never happen because we wanted to happen. You've now bummed me out.

We're done. Turn your mic off. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a Coca-Cola. Zero sugar. I'll tell you that. Oh, my God. So this from Clay County, Missouri.

Hey, before you. you start before you start what i know i know i know i know i'm going to have to say that i hate you and you're costing me money okay um ever since ever since uh we've bought coke zero due to stranger things you know special it's a coca cola yeah the cocacaca i have to buy a case of coke zero once a week but the stranger things is like new coke right yes okay but the box came with Oh, nice. It came with Coke Zero, New Coke, and normal Coke. Oh, nice.

It came with all that. I haven't seen that. So. I usually don't go down the soda aisle in the regular grocery store. I had Milo because he wanted, you know, in the spirit of stranger things, let's just buy some Coke Zero. Okay. I love you for that.

Are you hooked now? I'm not hooked. He's hooked. Oh. And when we're on vacation. He's a kid. He was a stop drinking it. A woman on vacation.

And a dad, are you? Um, his great-grandfather had a, two fridges from top to bottom, Coke Zero. I love great grandfather. It was half Coke Zero and then have Dr. Pepper because that's the one that I like. So he opens it. He's like, here you go. I'm like, what?

And I looked, oh, Papa, what are you doing? He's like, I've heard you guys are coming. You see you're here for a week, right? I'm like, yeah. There you go. I'm like, that's a lot of cook for a week. No, it's like, no, it's not. No, no, it's not.

No, I mean, a regular day is what? Four or five a day? No, one. I only do one. If one. What? Maybe half a one. Zero.

Zero sugar. Well, I'll Dr. Pepper, but I can't. And you only one a day? Yeah, one max. Are you from? No, you never mind. You're not. You're not from America.

Can I go back to the story of that today? I just wanted to tell you that. Because you can't even, I mean, one. That's, oh my gosh. What number is that? One Coke zero a day. Holy cow, that's like going to rehab. What number is that?

That's all you get. One Coke zero a day, it's it. You haven't got answered me. What number is that? I'm trying to remember, actually. This one's probably, uh, well, I got here early day because I did Pat on Lease for chewing. So there's one. So there's one.

And, uh, there's another one. there's another one we're in the middle of the day right now there's another one so it's probably four or five that's about it I'm done it's all I'll do until dinner it's all I'll do

all do all right this out of Clay County Missouri the police department are tracking down a suspect they've got the issue they have a warrant for his arrest

so over the weekend they are going to issue this it's not a subpoena it's a warrant I mean they have a warrant for his arrest in Liberty Liberty County Clay County Liberty Missouri Thank you

No answer Where do you go? I don't know I usually have dogs to Maybe figure out where the guy he went But he was in the house we knew he was in the house That's why we're here to issue the warrant Is he hiding somewhere Let's start searching for him around the area

Yeah. Hello? Are you around here? He lets out this giant, he passes gas a lot better than my fart bag just did. Hold on. He passes gas as he's hiding. The police are out searching for him. And it wasn't my fart bag. It was him actually passing gas. Oh, that's not bad. It'd be louder. so if you're hiding in the bushes from the police department as they're trying to issue you a warrant dude don't don't pass gas this is not working if you're going to work was it I could just on the you know give me a sound effect then I don't have it yeah you do

there's got to be there's got to be it there's got to be a fart bag is not I got to practice more. Oh, that's better. Hasn't been. Don't shake your head. Oh. Okay, officer. I'm over here.

Okay, officer. I'm over here. Okay. Anyway, don't pass gas when the police are looking for you and you're hiding in the bushes because then they find you. And that's the way it goes. Liberty PD thinking that they're funny. Oh, you tell me about my part back. wasn't as good as that.

Oh, these are sad. Don't double up. All right. All right. Okay. I got it. You've got recorded passing gas. Don't do it in the bushes when you're hiding from the police.

But my firebag still is good because it's live. It's live performance. So anyway. So it's mine. No, no, it's not. No, yours is. That's a good point. Good news as long as one of the break room.

Also, Elvis Presley's got some vehicles that are going to go up for sale. Now, they're claiming that these are former Elvis Presley vehicles. But as we find out, they're vehicles. And he apparently drove them at one time. But, I mean, this is a stretch. Right. I mean, the one auction house said the 76 Harley Davidson, the FLH-1200 electric glide motorcycle, was the last motorcycle Presley ever purchased.

He transported it from California to Memphis and sold it 90 days before he died. So he sat on it at one time. And then he's got a third vehicle that's up for auction, a GMC, three GMC pickups that he purchased in 1967 for his ranch in Mississippi. A lot of people don't know about that Mississippi ranch. That's a little secret of Elvis,

Mississippi man is there. But two years later, his father sold them back to the dealership. So dad was like, hey, thanks for the trucks, E, but I need a little cash. So he sold them back to the dealership. Now, the auctioned house said it's undergone total restoration. So they fixed them up. So they're kind of Elvis Presley vehicles. Kind is kind like brush with Elvis.

Kind of? But, you know, it'd be worth it if you could get it for a reasonable price. but there's no way you're going to get those Elvis vehicles for a reasonable price. Because even just a brush with Elvis, Ching! That's my live version of the cash register. Ching. Thank you for listening to the Blaze Radio Network.

That was not the cash register, by the way. But go ahead and play the cash register. Thank you. And it might be time to find some new employees. I can we put a stop to the tampering with food? Please. It's out of control. Okay.

So it was, you know, I get it. You want to be funny and you lick the ice cream. It's not funny. It's not funny. It was kind of, you're just trying to get something to go viral on the internet. But it's not funny. It's kind of funny. It's not funny.

Okay, this is chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. I don't care what the hell it is. It's not funny. It's kind of funny. It was just you wanted to lick the ice cream, put it back in the the freezer. I get it. Okay, fine. It's funny. I get it. I didn't say it was funny. Yeah, a little bit. It's a little bit. A little bit funny. A little bit funny. No, if I get it. I get what they're trying to do. I really do that. Did you, has that ever crossed your mind? Jeffrey mindset of

drug addict, porn pusher, has that come through your mindset of like, I'm going to go to a Walgreens, open up a bluebell ice cream and lick the top and put it back? No, it hasn't. However, Oh, damn it. However, on behalf of, geez, we should find a way to do viral videos. I understand the thought process. I really do. But I already said that I would have purchased it. At the end, you'd be like, hey, I'm going to lick this, but hey.

Well, I'm filming. I want to do this and it's a bit. I'm going to buy it. So just calm down. I'm going to put it back in the shelf, but I'm going to literally take the same one now. You can watch me. You can watch me do it. Just stay out of the video.

Yeah, exactly, exactly. I already said that. That's what I'm saying. It's kind of funny. I get the whole thing of getting the, I have in the outrage. But do you come clean? Or do you leave it?

I come clean after it's viral. Got it. Maybe I go back and I do redo the video. You have a behind the scenes camera of me paying for it? Well, covering the whole event of you paying for it. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of cool.

I like that. I like that. I like that. Actually, that's better. Okay. So now we've got some lady urinating. Yeah, in Florida. You have a Florida woman accused of

in an ice cream machine. This is in the Indian Shores, Florida. I mean, that's St. Pete. That's right there. That's where I lived. I mean, I lived right there. I don't know if I ever told you that. I lived in Florida for a while.

Florida woman was arrested a Monday in charge with tampering with food. Arrested. Good. Claim. And not only food, ice cream. I mean, she should be beaten. Stone in town square. What is it with ice cream?

Like, can we leave ice cream alone? You know what? I want to leave food alone. I know this is going to become a surprise to you. That's overall, but can we talk about the ice cream? Please. Ice cream is summer. So what are people buying?

Ice cream. Ice cream is kind of sacred ground. Every food is sacred ground. We have a, we say here that it's a fine trust. Right. With food and the food industry. We've talked about the food industry and our, you know, our trust in restaurants. There's more.

She picked her nose. and put burgers in the ice cream containers. Okay, but why? Because she's crazy and now she, everybody wants to think that they're going to do the viral video. Right? So you're not going to. Stop it.

The deal's already, it's already been done. Homegirl in Texas beat you to the punch. Move on. I'm sorry, but according to this, police say there was an employee of the opposite business where the ice cream shop was and she was seen using the bathroom five different times

in the month of June and that's when she you know she walked over to the freezer the cartons of ice cream shove her hands into the ice cream she was picking her nose so she was doing it to hurt the business

over the place she was and on a final location she used a machine as a makeshift toilet and then empty her urine in it. Wow. That's disgusting. Yeah, she did it to hurt the business.

Yeah. She was not trying to be viral video or anything. No, no, no. She did it to hurt the business. Yeah. Come on, don't hurt that business. I mean, that should be a felony.

I mean, on top of all the other charges. I mean, you're hurting a person's business. You're going to be doing that. Yeah, she costs $2,000 worth of damage between products and the store closing down. I'm willing, I'm willing, this is what I'm willing to do. I'm willing to

spend a little bit more money and buy, let's say, $500 worth of rocks. Put her in Town Square and just leave them out and people can stone her with them. Just bring back stoning in Town Square. Once all 500 rocks have been thrown at her, she can go.

Thank you, Judge, Jeff. Do we not have a gavel? Can we go through some gavel sound effects to get the right gavel noise? Yeah, we'll do that tomorrow. let's do that now I don't feel like it no we're going to do it now

and that's my show you push me and we're gonna do it now we're getting up we're getting some gavel noises right now no seriously

I don't care that the music played we're finding the gavel today no I want to I want to Oh, that's kind of like the order. Okay, put that in a maybe and maybe we keep that. And then I'd like one, you know, where they, I'll know it when I hear it.

Order. Order. Sorry, my internet went out. I don't like that. I don't like the silent gavel. I want one that makes a noise. Order. No, that's pansy.

No. Sad. Court is adjourned. No. It's like a hammer. I don't want a hammer. Court adjourned. That's sad.

You dropped it. What are you doing? Pick it up. It's my gavel. Order? Oh, sad. How a judge is this? Is the judge from Jersey?

I want to gavel. Order in my court. I don't know why he's hitting. Order in my court. If you'd like to send a. gabber. No, I don't want a gong.

I don't need a gong. It's not the gong show. You don't even know what the gong show is, do you? Now that I mentioned it out loud, you don't even know what the gong show is. Holy cow. With Chuck Bears.

Ooh, I kind of like that one, but I want one and just a couple. You know, the order. Well, I could cut those. Yeah, I could. Yeah, but it loses the... It loses the effect. Just cutting them.

doesn't because you're in the middle of that third one. And you know is you're in the middle of the third one. You need to say that second one needs to be the end. Order. If you cut the after the third one, it's like, order. So you know the third one's coming. I didn't even get a do you out for that. What's your name?

What's his name? Braden. Breeden? Okay. Oh, this is Judge Dickelberry. from the northeast. You want to come up here and help me out? Come on up here.

Because I don't care about his bit on YouTube that they post up against millions of views, which he does. He wants the big one. I want to get the gavel. Oh, that's right. He brought the kid up to hit the gavel. Braden.

Tell us a little bit about yourself. How old are you? Oh, God. We don't care about Brady. Use the gavel, kid. Can I have mine back? What's this judge's name again? Okay.

Judge. So you hold the gavel. Then we go to the side. what we're going to do with your mother, okay? Frank Caprio. Hey. Okay. I'll just listen.

All right, Serena, you're charged with speeding. You record on camera. Yes, he lets her go. The speed indicated is 31 miles per hour. So what do you want to say about that? I say give me the benefit of the doubt. Why? Because I...

No, but I don't need to hear the whole thing. Please, dear Lord. All right, now your mother says... Please, dear Lord. And she never speeds. I just wanted the gavel. I fought for the gavel. for this.

Not the beard. All right. No. You were in a rush. Yeah. Oh, no. See, I don't need to hear the whole thing. Sadly, I've already watched this once before in my life.

This is one of those things that you pops up on my Facebook feed every so often and I watch them. Would you please stop with this, please? Thank you, Lord. I just want the gavel. That's all I want. I think we found a gavel. You know what? We'll do it tomorrow.

It doesn't feel right. It doesn't feel right. You mean it doesn't feel right? It has to close. It has to close. Oh, not that. Tomorrow. So please stop. Stop. Seriously.