Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 147 | Fat Pile Friday - Transgender EDITION

Episode Date: July 12, 2019

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You know, there are stories sometimes that you just go, come on, it's just piling on. So I just saw a headline last night. And the headline, and I know, look, I get it. We're supposed to hate Jeffrey Epstein now, and he's worth hating. He's a dirtbag. I got it. 100%. We all hate him.

But the headline is, Jeffrey Epstein may have exaggerated his donations to charity. You mean like everyone else in America? Welcome to chewing the fat. It's Fat Pile Friday. You know, except for me, I would never, never exaggerate anything. Especially to the IRS. The IRS is my friend. Okay, so we talk about people who are lucky all the time.

I love people that are lucky and get an opportunity that, you know, proves to be that spark for a whole bunch of money. So we know that July 20th, 1969, just a few days away from the anniversary, we put a man on the moon, or so they say. But it was captured on tape. In 1976, the space agency unknowingly sold those tapes of original, footage from Apollo 11 to an intern. Wait. What? Yeah.

Amazingly, they were sold by accident to the NASA intern Gary George in 1976. He purchased the set among 65 boxes of videotapes at a government surplus auction for $217.77. Now, he didn't know what he had, and he kept him. others off, he sold the others off, he gave them some to other people, but he kept those because three of them labeled Apollo 11 EVA, July 20th, 1969, real one of three. And his father told him, hey, dummy, don't sell those. Those are going to be, those probably will be worth something. You don't want to sell those off. And so now it's been, you know, more than 30 years after George heard NASA was trying to.

to track down the footage of the moon landing for the 40th anniversary. He said, I've got those tapes that my dad told me to keep. Huh. I probably should look at them. It's footage of the moon landing with perfect video of the moon landing. They're going up for auction. starting bid $700,000.

It looks to probably go for probably they're hoping this. That'll be the same. We'll probably get about $2 million. Right. My dad was right. Yeah. You aren't kidding, Gary. Your dad was right.

Now, speaking of auctions, though, Marvel is auctioning off props from canceled Netflix shows. It's kind of cool, right? I mean, there's a lot of cool stuff. Think of the shows that you watch. How much, this should probably go to Glenn, actually, for the museum. Right?

I mean, this is kind of stuff that we use for a museum. Like all the, I mean, the Marvel shows, Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist. I mean, Daredevil. The show is that we canceled from Netflix. That's what I said. Yeah. You said cancel from Marvel. No, I didn't.

That's the only reason I put on my headphones. No. To correct you. I'm going to take them off now. Thank you. appreciate it. When you take off your headphones, turn your mic off. We should get the Daredevil costume, though.

The Daredevil costume would be really cool to have. Really cool. You could turn your mic back on because I know you're dying to comment. Which one? Maybe the first one. I don't know. I don't know. They're all cool.

They're all... On page five of that story that you're looking at, that's the one from the last season. And I got to like, it's not his costume. It's a stupid bandana on his freaking eyes. We might have some of the Punisher stuff too. Ooh. That'd be cool. Would the Punisher cancel too?

Yeah, they're all done. Oh. Oh. Hmm. Have you read the news or kept up with any Netflix releases or anything? Because I just wonder because, you know, I said no. Are you going to embarrass me even more? Just checking.

I was asking a question is all. Okay. Warner Media now confirms, uh, the, Netflix rival will be called HBO Max. App fatigue. You are kidding. We need to have a banner just chewing the fat app fatigue. I mean, it's...

So HBO Max. I'm going to tell you something, by the way, during Fat Pile Friday. There's a little, there's something between you and me, okay? Just, just you and me. When you start hearing other shows in America talking about app fatigue, You think to yourself chewing the fat because I was the one

that was me but yeah you can shut your mind So there's HBO Go there's HBO now and soon HBO Max I mean they got a lot of original content They have a lot of original content That's worth watching from HBO

No question You know what? I like this plan Right now Turn the camera We don't even have any cameras in this room now. It's behind me. The camera's behind me.

Oh, yeah. Look at the camera. Turn that camera on behind Chris right now. There you go. Okay. So right now, he wants to speak. He wants to comment on the story I'm doing. And he's holding up his hand.

That, my friends, is a new rule. I like that rule. I like it a lot. Because then if I don't feel like talking to him, I don't answer him. And he's just, he's just the kid in the third row with his hand up. And you're like, no, no, I'm going to talk to him to talk to Chris again. No. We know you know the answer, Chris.

Just put your arm, shut up, okay? What? Is HBO Max a combination of HBO and Cinemax? Oh. Are they joining forces? I'm a fan of that if it is. I love Cinemax. So.

You love Skinnax is what you love. No, Cinemax. Yeah, that's what I said, Skinna Max. I mean, HBO's got some serious good content. Have you watched Euphoria yet? Which one? Euphoria? No.

I haven't got to it yet. I got so many shows I'm watching now. I know you got me to the loudest voice on Showtime. So good. I'm up to episode two. So good. If you have an opportunity on Showtime to watch Loudest Voice is so good. Yeah, this episode.

I thought the last one, we talked about this. Yeah, we did. Off air, though. We talked about Off air. We didn't talk about it here. Pat and I talked about it on the air. And I thought for sure that episode two was going to be Glenn back because it was in the teaser, but it's episode three.

Episode three. Yes. So, I mean, episode two was all 9-11 stuff, which was great. Yes. Episode one was the building of the network Which was great. That scene at the... So now we're starting...

These next episodes, it's like seven episodes, I think. I think so, yeah. So I think these next... Now we're getting into what a dirtbag, Roger Ails is. How would she was. Because these two episodes, you see the dirtbaggery, but you also see what a genius he was. And he had to be that dirt bag in order to get where he was.

Okay, so I'm just... I know that he was, you know, we're going to cover all the Roger Hales dirt baggery. I got it. But those first two episodes shows what a genius that guy was, man. Seriously. I mean, unbelievable. Really good. If you have an

opportunity to catch the first two, then if you don't want to, if you think that the dirt baggery is too big guy for you. Yeah. You don't watch it. But the first two, well worth it. Because it sets up the dirt baggery, but it also shows the genius in Roger Hales. Anyway, if HBO adds

Skinimax to the app, yeah, maybe it's worth Maybe it's not part of the fatigue apps. Maybe it's worth the pay. I mean, every network now has their apps that they want you to pay for. I just, something's got a break. Yeah, blazcTV.com slash Glenn. Man, I'm so sick of.

I'm so sick of. BlazTV. com slash Phil. So sick of companies that have apps, man. Blaze TV slash W.HB. So, oh, man. BlacTV.com slash chat. And am I so sick of it?

TV.com slash watch chat. All those. Blaze TV. slash jeffy. Blaz TV slash chewing. It doesn't work. Did you try chewing? Oh, here we go.

Blaz TV slash chewing. Blaz TV slash chewing. And while he's looking that up, I'll remind you to go to shop. dot the blaze. Sorry, the page you're looking for does not exist. It's the internet.

It must be down. So subscribe and download Chewing the Fat right now every day. It's downloaded every day. 4 p.m. Central. 5 p.m. Eastern. You'll get the and then on Monday you'll get two

because I do a talking series with the Talking Walking Dead and now it's talking fear. So on Monday you get the early morning one. Boop. You don't have to watch it or listen to it but you do have to download it. I mean it's totally fair.

I put it out there. And we change times that gets released. We received your complaints with 7 o'clock p.m. It's too late for me to go. Boy, no kidding. Okay.

If everything goes right, I'll release it. Three Central, Four Eastern. You released what at three central, four Eastern? Your show. Chewing. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes. What did I say, four to five, but it's three to four? It's three to four. Okay. Yes. So I'm sorry, I don't want to get confused and I'm confused. By the way, all you complain that seven is too late, shut up. Just shut up.

I don't care if it's too late. Guess what? They're waiting, listen. They're card carrying members. That's fine. Guess what? You still told him to shut up? Yes.

Seven is not too late. I'm sorry. Oh, that's good. That's bedtime. So now. Well, if you've gone through 80, 10 times, then yes. So 3-4. 3 Central, 4 Eastern, tune the Fag gets released.

And if that's too early, I mean, if that's too late, then I can't. Yeah, we can't do that. We need some time too long. Talking, talking gets released as soon as we get done recording it on Monday mornings after talking, after Walking Dead or fear of the Walking Dead. So Jason and myself and my son when he's in town. and he feels like he can grace us with his presence, joins us on the podcast.

And as soon as we record that on Monday, we drop that whenever it's done. And then I try. Doesn't always happen. Don't get angry. Don't start getting down. I see your comments, your little tweet comments.

It's Saturday. What? No podcast? What are you taking some time off? Yes. Yes. Yes, I am, as a matter of fact. Are you saying that because it Saturday we won't have a podcast?

Like tomorrow. Saturday there's no podcast. I don't say that. Oh, my microphone is on. There may be a podcast tomorrow. I mean, look for it. Look for it. Okay.

Look for it. And we can listen all day long to hear the, it may or may not happen. It may or may not happen is all I'm saying. All right. So the blaze TV. Dot com slash chewing. It does not work.

I said that. Page is not found. Oh, I should try CTF. Okay, blazediv.com slash CTF. Not found. Can we get the IT department? I will.

Yes. I mean, what is going on with our internet? It's a hell of a number to get to the IT department. I'll tell you that. It's a special IT number. So yesterday, you remember, we talked to Dove Heikin, and if you missed the interview,

you can go back and download the interview. Thursday's Chewing the Fat. 7-Eleven. Slurpee day yesterday. I hope you all got your free slurpees from 7-E-Lurpee. Let's rephrase the question. Okay. Jeff, how many slurpees did you get from 7-Eleven?

Go ahead, ask me. Jeff, how many slurpees did you get yesterday? One, like everybody else, Chris. What made you think I would only have, what would get more than one? Duh. Sure, I told him I had 10 people in the car, but just one for everybody.

Anyway, you notice that when we talked to a dove-hiking yesterday, we tried to be a fight starter and tell him that his Twitter account wouldn't open. Well, it was everyone's Twitter account. Twitter was down. And it crashed Thursday. Now, of course, what's Twitter going to say? Exactly what they're saying. We're investigating issues, and that's, we'll keep you updated, and everything's fine now. Okay.

All right. Thank you. Appreciate it. And believe me when I tell you, there's plenty of conspiracy theories of why Twitter was down. Plenty. I would say probably, one of them is probably right. One of them is probably right. You know, sometimes in life, there are things that make you feel good and you go, darn right.

That's the way it should be. And it makes you feel good. a church in in Florida is part of one of those stories all right the church in Deland Florida Hey that's where I'm from Really?

Yeah Are you technically from Deland Florida? Yeah Okay yeah because it's Central Florida Yeah, Central Florida Yeah, I live in Orlando Yeah, yeah So they are, this church in the land

are helping 6,500 people in five counties in Florida. They are paying off struggling families' medical bills. They got $7.2 million worth of bills paid off for these people. Amazing. Senior Pastor Dan Glenn of Stetson, Baptist Church in the land. And we probably should have tried to get him on today.

The world's probably trying to, I mean, I bet you, he's not going to be on CNN. You know what I mean? He's not going to be on any government channel. Because why you're paying it off people's medical bills? Why? Obamacare. Obamacare. ObamaCare.

Well, since we're recording to it on Friday, what's his name? Maybe I can Google him and find him. Pastor Dan Glenn. Dan Glenn, G-L-E-N-N? Yes, two-ends. Ooh, another two-end Glenn. Yeah, that's what. what I'm saying.

Of Stetson Baptist Church in the landflor. Oh, I know that church. They, it's right there, right there, right there, right there.

It's right there. It's right there in the corner. The congregation donated enough to buy off the medical debt for low income residents in Volusia, Lake, Putnam,

Marion, and Flagler counties. I mean, that's fantastic. Fantastic. Good for them. And if, if we can give

hold of them, you know, let's talk to him. I'd love to just get his thoughts. All right, we have so much, we have so much news to get to on Fat Pile Friday. I mean, I've got the fat pile each week just gets bigger and bigger and bigger. You know what the fat pile needs really is the fat Pile needs Ridu's own, really. I don't know that OEA helps the fat pile It will get any smaller, but it possibly could So let's take a look at the pile where we have This story's been in the stack for a while now

And it's one of those stories like the Jeffrey Epstein story You see the headline and you go, really? But it's in the stack. So devastating Notre Dame fire I'm sorry, Notre Dame fire Was probably started by a burning cigarette. Really? Really? Thank you.

They said that from the very beginning. It was probably a worker. He puts a cigarette butt. I've got to go back to work. Throws the butt down, starts the fire. So after interviewing more than 100 witnesses and inspecting 1,200 clues. Wow. That's some serious clues.

Prosecutors say they could find no evidence that the fire was set deliberately. And we'll instead be considering just. negligence or was it just part of the construction company and the guy was out back and threw the butt down the fire started just it was just frenchy french throwing his butt down and not putting it out and off it goes and if you ask him if he smokes today he's going to tell you no you smoke no i do not i don't know what you're talking about all right i need to Coca-Cola zero We don't necessarily have to go to the break room, but I'm still taking a drink of cola zero sugar.

I'll tell you that. It's Friday and I'm thirsty. It's been a long week. In fact, this week, and I'm sure it's the same for you, has been one of the longest weeks in the history of the world. And someday, I'll explain to you why. I'll explain to you why. This is why you get mad at Walmart.

I mean, I'm a fan of Walmart, but this is the kind of thing that really you think to yourself, Okay, enough already. So Walmart purchased Flipkart in 2018 for $16 billion. And that was, I remember talking about it because everybody was like $16 billion, but they wanted to get into the Indian e-commerce market. Okay. So, and it marked their biggest acquisition.

I mean, $16 billion. It's a lot of money, even for Walmart. So now Flipkart is planning to spin off its digital payments platform. into a separate entity. That standalone company will be exploring a billion dollar capital raise and is going to be valued at at least $10 billion right off the bat. See, these are the things that make you go, you bastards. Stop being so good.

And if I would have had the $10 billion to buy it in the first place, I could have done it. Myself, okay? But no. But no. It's Walmart. That's why we're supposed to, is to be happy, happy, happy, happy for Walmart.

That's for sure. Good news coming from Alexa. Oh, Alexa. Turn on chewing the fat. It's already on, idiot. Oh, okay. I'm not sure why this hasn't happened already, but according to this story,

it's going to be Dr. Alexa. And you're going to get health advice. This is happening in the United Kingdom so you know it's coming here. It'll be here soon, even with the hippo laws. Why are you looking at me like that? That's what they're called. Hippo laws. So Britain's healthcare service is teaming up with Amazon's digital voice assistant,

which is Alexa, to help answer medical inquiries with advice from the service's official website. Uh, they're warning about data privacy. Well, yeah. I mean, that's, that's the hippo laws here in America. But big deal. Right now, we've already, they're already in our house, have been listening to us forever. So, you know, you care if they know about your health,

because they already know when you get up and say, oh, my back, my neck, I need my medicine. Do you think Alexa doesn't know that? So you'll be able to, hey, Dr. Alexa. I have a pain here in my right leg. And could you tell me what's wrong with it? Yeah.

Eat a banana. You need some potassium. This is the way you solve Charlie Horses. You have a headache? Do dishes. Yeah, don't look at me like that. I'm telling you, as a practicing physician at one time in my life, the way for females, or men, males, it doesn't matter.

or male or female. To cure a headache is to do dishes. Wash the dishes. Yeah. And you want to know the science behind it? Okay, I'll tell you. You're doing the dishes. Your hands are in hot water.

Hot water and soap. Where does the blood in your body run from your head into your hands? Because of the hot water. Oh, my gosh. And what does that do? That relaxes the tension of the extra blood in your head, is causing you a headache and makes a headache go away. You're welcome.

In fact, here in America, we're going to start the new Dr. Jeffie app. Forget that whole app fatigue thing I was telling you about yesterday. New Dr. Jeffie app, we have to make that happen. I'm a fan. And you will be too. All right, it's summertime, and you know what happens during the summer? County fairs are in town. They open up fares all over America.

The county fairs. They're not in town. They're open. I got it. It's not the carnies. The carnies come to town too. But the fair grounds are always there. I got it.

Shut up. But be careful. Because over the end of June, first part of July in San Diego, we had three kids get sick and one kid passed away from E. coli. And where did they contract it at the point? petting zoo. So little kids are petting their cute little ponies and their cute little goats and their cute little pigs and whatever other little animals they have in the petting zoo and they get sick.

Why? Because they're not, the animals are not clean. This is almost like restaurants, man. It's a fine line. We trust the carnies to keep their animals clean for us. Say that one more time? Say this sentence one more time. I don't remember what it was.

We trust. This is, we trust the, we trust the, that is a big mistake. We cannot trust the carnies. Don't trust the carnies. They're carnies. They left their cities and towns to come to you. To provide entertainment for you. You can't expect.

Their animals clean. And keep their rides working properly. And that's important. And do you remember that Mexican lady that went overboard on her on that ride? She didn't strap herself in. It's not, that's not the carnies. She didn't trap herself in. The Carney's trapped her in.

And she flew away. Lenned in the parking lot. Did you say, remember the one not too long ago where she fell out? The one that went around the big circle? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, there was another one? No, that one flew out.

This one dropped, it was spinning around. You know, went all the way around, come back and forth, spin around coming out. And she drops out. And if she just stayed down. Oh, she would have been okay. She stands up going, I just fell out.

Whoa! here comes the ride I mean it's not don't laugh it's not funny man hold out all right so she fell

she hit the girl she falls down she falls down okay she falls out of this I forget what the name of the stupid ride is

but it's swinging back and forth then it goes all the way around right it finally gets up to the point where it's up to the top and it goes all the way around okay so she falls out

okay and she lays out and she just stayed down okay all you're to do stay down until the ride stops but she did it

stay down she gets up hey look and I fell whoa Boom. The thing swing slams are in it. I mean, come on now. It's not, don't laugh. Why is that funny?

When you get, you know, seated on this big swing set, does a car need tell you to stay down if you fall? Does he even address? They do now. They do now. If you fall, do not stand up. Stay down. Because if not, you're going to go, whom.

No doubt. Hey, look at I just, whom! I mean, you think she's still dazed from the fall, right? I mean, you're dazed from the fall. Yes. And you're like, oh, I got to get back up and get out my feet. Whoa! I mean, it was.

Hey, how's the parking lot tasty? I kept, I kept waiting for them to say, and this was being filmed for, because it was so perfect. You know what I mean? It was so perfect. She falls out. I mean, just, and you have that second, and then she gets up with that daze of, hey, I just felt, whom! And off she goes, man. And I thought, I kept waiting for this was a part of filming.

Don't worry. okay. She's a stunt. Yeah. No. All right. So we talked about yesterday McDonald's trying to

combat those young whippasnappers chick fillet trying to come up the list. So they're going to have their little new spicy chicken. We talked last week, Burger King has got their little crunchy taco, dollar taco,

trying to take on Taco Bell. Good luck. God bless. You know, that's the same thing with Taco Bell that I said to make a lot. McDonald's about Chick-fil-A, it's not just the taco. You go to Taco Bell. You want that Taco Bell experience of cheap tacos and cheap bean and cheese burritos and then the aftermath.

Anyway, so now Nestle House is bringing edible cookie dough to store shelves. Now, I say good. That's fantastic. I'd like to know when the other cookie dough wasn't edible. That's what was my main question to them. Not edible since it came out. So not, really? Yeah, don't you get like E. coli from it?

What's the thing you could get from Cookie Doe? Well, it's raw eggs, yeah. Yeah, so E. Yeah, so E. Is it E. Colet? I don't think so. Might be. It might be one of the things that you could get from raw eggs.

I mean, Rocky put raw eggs in a glass and down them all. He's fine. He's the world heavyweight champion. Fiction? What's that? Fiction? No, those are documentaries. Salmonella.

Yeah, seven. Cola. Salmonella. Same thing. Salmonella, like same thing. And here says, can you die from

eating raw cookie dough? Well, of course they're going to tell you yes. You're not supposed to... In some cases, salmonella can lead to life-dramed disease. Otherwise, if you might get sick.

450 people die every year. How many? 450. Not from cookie dough. From salmonell. Yeah. I mean, not from cookie dough,

though. Wow. And I come, there was one point of my life. I know this is going to come as a surprise. There was one point of my life. This is going to

come as a surprise but there was one point in my life when I was seriously addicted to cookie dough I mean and you stop being addicted to cookie dough yeah I changed my addiction to ice cream the uh but I was so hooked on the cookie dough and if I was so hooked on I mean it had to be refrigerated cold ice cold and you'd open it and if you cut the top you don't cut it in half because then you got two halves and it's just but if you just cut the one one end, just a little bit at the end, and you can just eat the little bit of cookie dough that's in the end as they make it. Then you have that entire tube of cookie dough. I mean, that'll get you through a TV show.

Did you suck it out of the package or what you spooned it? Oh, you spooned it. What kind of sick? I don't do that. I don't eat cookie dough. I don't like cookie dough. I like cookies, crispy cookies. Not cookie dough.

Seriously, are you from America? No, you know what? I'm not from America. That's right. We have this. DeLand, Florida. So Oreo is launching four new cookie flavors. I'll tell you, Nabisco and Oreo, man, that's what they do.

I love them. Every year they're promoting stuff. Now, I bought the moon ones. How was that? The marshmallow moon ones. Too marshmallow-y? Eh, no, not marshal. It was just too sweet.

Almost like frosting. Too frosty. Too frosty. Is that a word? It is not. Wow. It's all right. You know what I'm saying?

Now, I didn't see the mint chocolate chip ones because I like mint chocolate chip. Those are probably good. Those are good. You tried those? Yes. I mean, I didn't see them all the bottom. I also had the peanut butter ones. They're good.

What about the s'mores? I have had the s'mores. What about the latte thins? No, but I also had the lemon Oreo cookies. The marshmallow moons and then putting the mint chocolate chip. I want the mint chocolate chip bad. I want those. I think they'd be good.

And the maple cream. No, I have not tried that one. That's probably good, too, the maple cream. Maple cream? So it's like maple. So anyway, but now everybody's all wound up at Nabisco and Oreo because they put out their little special Oreos for the LGBTQ. Of course.

I know. June is over. See, that's what I mean. Did they forget that June is over? Well, this had happened in June. Oh. Because it was the special. Oreo pronoun packs.

And they just, they just, Nabisco just made these for world pride in New York. Just for that one day. Amazing. It's just that be all inclusive. I guess gay does get all inclusive. I guess we have to be gay now. You get the pronoun of the Oreo cookies.

We're proud. Here's their tweet. I was going to say, yeah. How did they announce this? We're proud to celebrate inclusivity for all gender identities. Are you? And that was me, not them.

And Expressions. In partnership with NCTE, we're giving away special edition pronoun bags and encouraging everybody to share their pronouns with hashtag pride today and every day. Right. See, they did so good of a marketing. I'd not heard of those cookies. Three different packs. Well, you weren't there.

Were you there at the party in New York? No. You were? Yes. I guess it was you were off. Three different packs. She her, he him, they, them. And on the cookie itself, it has Oreo and on the outer,

and this outer band of the cookie, ask me my pronouns. Wow. You know how much money that costs them? Yes. The cookies themselves with blue, pink, and purple packaging. I mean. blue, pink, and purple. It represents the flag, right?

The pride flag. No. Pride flag is rainbow. Ask me my pronouns. Yeah, well, that's, I mean, you get three packages. That's not inclusive enough. That's not inclusive enough. That's only three colors.

The rainbow flag is a rainbow. So you tell me you can make a rainbow out of pink, blue, and purple? I believe that is the transgender flag. Pink and blue. That's a transgender flag. That is not the, uh, pride flag. I'm just saying.

And for those of you asking, N-C-E is the, it is, it is not the National Council of Teachers of English, although it should be. It is the National Center for Transgender Equality. So that's why it's pink and blue and purple.

National Center for Transgender Equality. That was a partnership for them in New York on it's for the trainees. world pride. It's for the trannies. Like to try them. Maybe the cookies might be worth eating.

What if you turn tranny? Anything you'd anything you dunked milk. Have you ever heard of Kenny? Yes. K-I-N-N-E? Yes.

I was talking to the listeners. I don't care about you. Oh, okay. But you have heard of them? Yes. I mean, it's a TV show in Australia. Hilarious. This guy,

I was shown a bit and it's about inclusivity the same thing we were just talking about from Nabisco, thank you. And the bit what needs to happen is this show needs to come to America. I mean, he's probably making enough money

and happy just being in Australia. Do they have money in Australia? I'm sure he's doing fine. I'm sure he's doing okay. Yeah. Amazingly, they do have money in Australia. It's funny how they

don't necessarily just trade iguana skins for things. I mean, they have money. So, I know that makes a surprise some people, but, you know, it's really true.

Anyway, the show's been on since 2014. All right, so it's been on for a while. He's been doing it. He needs to come to America. I mean, it's amazing. Now, this bit here is the bit that I was first, so I didn't even know about the TV show.

It's been on since 2014. Although I'm not privy to every television show in Australia. What? I know. only here in America. I do know of some Australian TV shows, but just not this one.

And it's a late night show, or at least it's a comedy show. And the late night shows here in America, they might want to take some notes. Might want to take some notes. Maybe they can start producing, I don't know, comedy bits like this. I'm going to get in.

Oh, wait on, I'll just ask this guy. Okay, so this is a group of human beings, young adults. then they're out along the ocean on a walk, a boardwalk or whatever it is. And they have a guy come by on a bike and they asked them to take a picture. Would you mind taking a photo of us?

Yeah, no problem. Thank you. Okay, everybody say cheese. Oh, actually, I'm a vegan. Could you please have us say something else? Okay, everybody say tofu. Typhu is actually not as good for you as vegan sink. Any cross people that'll tell you that.

It's bad for your testosterone. Okay, stop for just a second. This is where Jeff Fisher says you could take this camera. I'm busy. I'm going. Yeah, he was riding a bike at the pier. Right. He was riding his bike there along the...

Yeah, the pier. Along the boardwalk by the water or whatever. Okay. I'm sorry? How about we all just smile? Oh, if one more a-oh asks me to smile. Not really an ar-h-h-h-oh. I'm taking a photo for you.

Right, thank you. He said to smile about it anyway. Okay. Would you like me to just count backwards from three? Oh, would you like dyslexic people to just not exist? That one has dyslexia. so offended. Adopted.

Don't even know what my cousins are, so more offended. How about this? We all put a word we're comfortable with in our heads and I'll get the shot.

No, it doesn't sound very inclusive though, does it? I suppose you'd like us all to stand a few metres apart would you starling? Jesus Christ. I don't see what religion

has to do with this. Well, I'm an atheist so majorly triggered. Is that a comment on the gun debate? Still trying to control people. It's not just the people that anyone thought

about the animals? Look, this is what we're going to do. Everybody throw up a peace sign and I'll take a photo. Wow. Cultural appropriation is alive and well. Why don't you just ask us to say kung fu? Guess what?

New plan. Group selfie. Ready, so go. Boom. And looks awesome. Here's your phone. I'm out. Nice to meet you.

You took it with the front camera, you stupid cyclist, dick. Very funny. And proof that we're doomed because that's what we're facing. That's exactly what we're facing. Amazing. K-I-N-E TV show from Australia. You know, maybe you could download an app and watch it. Or you could just go to blazedtv.com.

Wait, blaz-tiv.com has this show on it? No, no, but it does have, well, no, it doesn't have chewing the fat either. Just, uh, it's got other shows on there. It's got a whole bunch of shows. You know who they are, Glenn, Pat. Pat, Pat, Glenn. Some other guy wears a cowboy hat all the time.

What's his name again? What's his name? The guy from humor me? No, yeah, the cowboy hat guy. Yeah, he got from humor me. What's his name? He has the show. Yeah, what's his name?

Yeah, the Preacher show. Yeah. Yeah, Prather, that's right. That's right. The hanging Chad. Yeah, Chad Prather. That's his name. Yeah, we got that too on Blaze TV.

That's right. I never could remember his name for some reason. I don't know why. Anyway, we've done a whole show on the DMV. The good, the bad, the ugly. And you can go back and listen to it whenever you want. You can download it. It's free chewing the fat, DMV special edition.

Yeah, that's where we met Rudy the Rooster. Correct. Correct. So go back and enjoy the show. And you can subscribe and download the show. Yesterday in Missouri, Vanessa Ritchie was at the DMV. and you know how you get frustrated at the DMV when they have long lines

and you know you're waiting and you just you're there forever you're hoping to get in and out first of all that's a mistake if you have business at the DMV never go there thinking in and out I'm just going to get in it out

absolutely not you should always go in thinking four hours it may take longer than four hours but if you go in thinking four hours at the four hour mark that's when you have validity of being pissed. Okay?

Before four hour mark, you don't have any validity of being pissed because everybody else is waiting just as long as you. That's just, you know, that's just the way. Anyway, she gets mad. And she goes up to the counter and she demands a duplicate ID. She says, look, this is a matter of national security. The president's life was in danger. This is what she allegedly said.

And then she said, what do I have to do? Grab a gun? and, you know, walked outside. So this guy telling the story said, I checked with the woman behind me and said, did she say what I thought she said? That doesn't sound good. Okay, well, Mr. Nosey.

Mr. Hustler, Mr. Nosey Butt, don't worry about it. Keep you and your kid, just make sure, keep an eye on her, but don't be, did she just say what I thought? She said, we're all in waiting and lying this long of, okay, thanks. Thanks, what's his first name?

Tom, Tom Hustler. Is that you real? that that was your real name. You just called them out? That's in the story. That is very douche move from me. Tom Hutzler? It's in the story.

What's next? You're going to give you social security, date of birth, and license plate number? Look, Vanessa said it was a matter of national security. Okay? I'm just going by what she said. So,

I know you were worried about concern, Tom. Just lighten up, okay? I'm on your side. so she goes outside and they uh she actually did get her gun and fires two shots right two shots into a median out in the parking lot and that's when tom mr i'm on top of it uh told her you're not getting back inside and then he takes his truck and pulls up behind her car boxing her in. I mean, right?

Tom was lucky there wasn't a couple more shots fired. I'll tell you that. Then he said, I'm not sure what would have happened if the off-duty officer had not been armed and had not been there. Sure you do, Tom. You know what would have happened. And he believes he's still a little shocked. He knows that the DMV is a frustrating place.

Do you? But I didn't think anyone would ever try to shoot up the place. Are you kidding me? People are shooting up everywhere. You got to, I mean, be careful out there. Now, the sheriff's office said charges of unlawful use of a weapon were filed against her. Unlawful use of a weapon. That is not unlawful.

Has the freaking cause being at the DMV lately? Thank you. Plus, she didn't shoot it at anyone. It was a sidewalk or whatever you said. He's in the median. Where they plant the stupid trees And where kids throw their gum And if you cut through you step on the gum

And we're dogs poop and Right She's shooting up dog poop just for you Oh look Is that where the dog pooped? I'm sorry, miss my cue, go ahead Oh look Is that where the dog pooped

See how easy that was? Holy cow It's Friday, I'm done Is that it? I don't know Are we done? Did you cover all the the source I sent you?

Are we done? No, as a matter of fact, I didn't because all of them aren't great. You continue to tell me that they are, but they're not. Really up to par is really what the deal is. So you're not going to talk about how men who have facial plastic surgery appear to be more attractive and likable? No. Or you're not going to talk about soda and fruit juice linked to cancer?

No. And you're not going to talk about Gaza men gets life-changing surgery for rare tree bark skin condition? Wait, what? Gazaman gets life-changing surgery for rare tree-bark skin condition. Remember, that's the... Good for him. I know. I know what it is.

Yeah. No, I don't care. So you're not going to talk about how men with chronic scrotal pain, which make sex difficult, is wanted for trial? No, I don't care. I don't care. I do care that if you're in New York this afternoon and you're listening to the show on July 12th, 2019, go by Catses Deli.

Hello, for what? Many of you may remember Cats as Deli from the movie When Harry Met Sally. Now when Harry met Sally, think about this. 30th anniversary this year. How does that make you feel? 30 years ago, this stupid movie was out. Holy cow.

I saw it about 10 years ago for the first time. I didn't know. I wasn't alive when it was when it first came out 30 years ago. No, I was still, I wasn't even a twinkle in my mommy's eye. 30 years ago. Are you kidding me? All these movies. Some of these great movies, iconic movies, feel like they were out like a couple years ago.

And it's been 25 years, 30 years. It's just amazing. Anyway, they're having a big contest today. So stop by, Cats is Deli. Now, you remember in the movie when Meg Ryan has her big orgasm scene? Right. That's right. I forgot.

You're a man. What was that supposed to me? Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them, and most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math. You don't think that I could tell a difference?

No. Get that. Oh. Go ball, baby. You okay? Oh. He okay? He doesn't even get it yet.

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Oh! Oh, God. I'll have what she's having. No kidding. Now, that's what the contest is called, in fact. I'll have what she's having contest. Now, that took a minute eight, I think. That's how long the clip is.

That was in the movie. Now, according to Katz's Deli, I mean, they have people come in and do this all the time. Really? All the time. That has to get annoying. Yes. I would say so. first, this is 1989, the first couple of years, but it is 2019, and people still come by and

do that? It happens at least once a week. And it's been men, women, young and old. Everybody does it. That's kind of cool, though. That's kind of cool. It's not just like... We got another one. It's hilarious. So the contest is today that's happening. If you're, if you're listening on If I was in New York, I'd be a cat's absolutely. Why not? Well, GP's in New York. Can we see him? They're going to, there's going to be videos and photos.

You can tag them with hashtag, you can look, you can follow them on, on Twitter. Hashtag cat's is deli. Hashtag fake it like Meg. Hashtag when Harry met Sally. So on Twitter and Instagram, you can follow it. And so they're going to the winner, the winner, the winner, We'll get a special When Harry Met Salage package of deli meats sent anywhere, anywhere they please. And in addition, they're enlisting a panel of social media influencers.

What are we? What are we? We're not the social media influencers that travel the world and go sit in Russian poison blue water just to be in blue water. We're not those people. Hold on. There's a Russian. Stop, stop. Where's that at?

And how do I get that trip? There are all these influencers, all these Instagrammers are going. I want to go to the Russian blue poison water. It's the blue poison where they tell people don't get in the water. All these Instagrammers are going there because the water is blue from poison. Why am I still in Texas? I want to go. I don't know.

I'm just saying, we're not those influencers. We'd be there actually promoting your stuff. Why are we not chosen? That pisses me off, Kansas Deli. I don't even know why I'm probing your show. stupid orgasm contest. But those influencers are going to judge for their favorites.

And the winners of the influencers will also get a deli package. So good luck. Yeah, so it's like, oh, that's pretty cool. So you like the people's choice. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Yeah, you get the choice of the deli people and you get the choice of the people's.

So it'll be fun. And it'll be fun to see some of the videos and see how good they actually are. And what do you want? Do you want one that mimics? There you go. Or do you want overperforms? Or do you want one that is, you know, separate, your performance, your own fake orgasm? Okay, well, since this is today, let's do this. On Monday, over the weekend, I'll try to get. Yeah, yeah, we get the clips. And we pick our choice. Thank you. We'll see if we agree with the social influencers pick and the deli cats as deli picks. That's a great idea. Just send me the stories,

I was not paying attention to the hashtags because there were so many hashtags and that's another fail, by the way. Abide you.