Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 15 | Chewing The Fat Traveling... In Time

Episode Date: January 26, 2019

Jeffy decides to cover traveling and something you might not know until today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Chewing the Fat, special travel edition here on the Blaze Podcast Network. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride. Remember, you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff Emra, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And just do me a favor and subscribe and rate and review the podcast. Love to have you help out the show a little bit and make us available to more and more people. So you subscribe, you rate and review, 20 stars, best podcast ever. If you feel inclined, you can share it. I won't force the sharing on you, although I should, but I won't.

And so today is special because I want to just kind of talk about travel. There's many ways to travel. You can travel to space. We've got the new big breaking news that Under Armour is now going to go to space for sure. They just made a big deal with Virgin Galactic. So Under Armour is going to start, you know, doing space suits real for real with Virgin. with Virgin Galactic. You can fly in airlines,

you know, which we travel around the globe or, you know, in the air along the flat surface of the earth, depending on what you believe. I know we had a big story yesterday. You know, the shutdown's over, so the airlines will probably be all open back up here soon. They shut some down yesterday.

So we'll have, you know, full traffic. And Trump didn't want to have the, you don't have the shutdown affecting air travel during Super Bowl week. So I'm not saying the NFL paid them off. I'm just saying you didn't want to shut down over a Super Bowl week. But we had a big story about, you know, I've been on a lot of planes with a lot of crazy people from time to time.

And I've had people, you know, been on a plane where people were, you know, walked off, met by security when we landed. But I haven't had anyone with their service animal squirrel. they're with their what they call it their comfort animal or their emotional support animal and American Airlines apparently

removed a family the other night over body odor complaints I've never had that issue either and the family a little wound up from Michigan in Florida other passengers and the airline people said And, oh, would you just talk about the people in 7B?

I mean, talk about stink. There's one thing I do not like is body odor. I have a real problem with that. So I understand the frustration of being in an airline, an airplane, an enclosed structure with someone who has body odor. And you know what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about I'm not talking about

foo-foo spray smell I'm not talking about you know a little little bit of sweat talking about body odor and they were removed from the plane

and the airline got them a hotel got them food put them on a flight the next day but they got in the hotel room just to go ahead the room

and comes with a shower and soap we've asked the hotel to provide some extra soap for you go ahead get something to eat and shower And then you can go ahead and get back on the plane.

Don't take too long between the shower and the boarding of the plane, though, please. And then, of course, you've got the cruise lines, right? You can travel on the cruise lines. And I know that we've got a big, huge cruise line opening up starting next year. 61 ports across 324 free shore excursions available. You're going to be gone for months. You're going to go to Indonesia, Southern Asia, Mediterranean, and then you're going to go to Barcelona, Spain.

I mean, it looks like it might be a little bit of fun if you like cruises. 117 days, six continents. It's a giant new ship at an only cost. And look, think to yourself, think to yourself 117 days, six continents. How much you're willing to spend? How much willing to put down for that? Chris Cruz, the wife says, You know, honey, I really would like to go on a cruise.

And that six-continent, 117-day cruise looks so much fun. And let's just go on it. Look, it's the Regent Seven Seas. It's a huge ship. It's a luxury cruise liner. 100-plus day cruises around. the world. Let's do it.

You and I, let's just you and I go. What are you willing to put down? $25,000. You'd be down there with steerage at $25 grand. And you might not even make steerage. Sweets. You know, you and the wife are going to go in a suite. You're not 25 grand.

That's a suite with the rats down in steerage. You're going to be shovel and coal with the workers. Is to do that? Yes. This particular boat does, yes. And it's not a boat, it's a ship, okay? This cruise liner. This luxury cruise liner.

Yeah, this luxury cruise liner. I know, I apologize. Is that a boat? I got it. You'll be down there with the coal guys, and you might have to do more than shovel coal for $25,000. But the sweet on the cruise liner, $165,000 a person. So, it's not bad?

No. Not bad. But then you think to yourself, what about the new study that just came out that said the air quality on cruise ships are as bad as the world's most polluted cities. Do you still want to go on the cruise? Now, of course, the cruise liners are saying, no, that's all, that's a crappy test. And they don't know what they're talking about. You know, everybody's out against us. And nobody knows what they're talking about.

We have a deal. That's a big plane trying to get rid of it. Right. Thank you. Thank you. but the most important travel of all that nobody likes to talk about nobody likes to talk about

the most important travel at all time travel now who doesn't want to time travel I didn't think so nobody raised their hand I mean I seriously it'd be fun right to be cool and we know that there's time travelers

we've seen them in pictures we've seen stories we've seen them in stories yeah people have just appeared out of things. We saw one not long ago I showed you. If this show had video access, instead of just audio, we would have played it where they were doing a news report

and a time traveler just showed up in the news report. Just appeared in the middle of the news report. You saw it, I showed it to you. Tell me you didn't see it. Tell me. I did see that. Thank you. No further questions, Your Honor.

We just showed up in the news report. So time travel exists. And this particular time travel is just a quick one. Some of the time travelers get awful wordy, blah, blah, blah, blah. They're like 15, 20 minutes videos. They're so wordy. But this guy gave us a quick video of, how long is this video? It's like three, four minutes.

Three, four minutes. And he covers everything you need to cover in the three or four minutes. You don't need the old 15, 30 minute, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We got it. You're time traveled, all right? So this particular time traveler, well, let's let him tell us. Hello, my name is Adam Arcon. Let me start with saying it is not only my objective to deceive anyone,

I am simply going to tell you the truth and nothing but the truth. Okay, just so we're clear, now he's telling you that blurred out. Okay, so he doesn't want anybody to know who he is. I don't understand. I don't know why we, he's telling us his name. I guess we kind of believe that Adam Archron isn't the real name. Right? True.

So right there he's lying to us. There's a couple of big lies right there. I'm not downplaying the time traveling stuff. I'm just saying that he's not 100% up front with us. Okay, go ahead, Adam. My only intent is to prove to you that time travel is not only real, but happening all around you. Thank you. Did you want to doubt again, Chris Cruz?

Yes. Turn your mic off. Adam, don't start badmouthed at Adam and time travel. Tell me you wouldn't want to time travel. Oh, I would love to time travel. Okay. Well, then... To tell you the truth, I and myself, am a time travel.

I knew it. I knew it. I mean, that's why we're playing the video. Go ahead. Traveled back from early in the year, 2045. Okay, so we went to 2045. And then it was so good he came back. I mean, if you were able to time travel, you'll stick around?

You want to go back? First of all, time travel became possible in 1981, but was kept secret until the year 2028. Oh my God. I am so bad right now. Since 1981, we've been time traveling. And we knew it was even before that, though, really. There are other stories. And we should interview some of the people that have done it because there really are other stories of time travel events and people that have been seen and photographed and witnessed that were way before this, way before 1981. Now, it may have become, in 1981, they may have actually developed, developed a system that they know about

how to break open the time continuum to the public I want to give you specific facts about the future that will prove to you time travel exists

get to it Adam including who the last president of the United States is well wait it's over the U.S. is gone done

it's 2045 a election year I I hope so. You will see that my predictions are not only true, but you can come back to this video and know that time travel really does exist. In early 2019, there will be a worldwide rise in UFO sightings.

Okay, stop. So this year, there's going to be a worldwide rise in UFO sightings. We've already had an uptick in that. You taking notes? We've already had an uptick in that, okay? Where? In UFO sightings. Go.

In 2020, there will be a robot release to the public that causes a lot of controversy. See, I'm telling you, a robot released that's going to cause a lot of controversies. That means because we're getting better and better. But we already got a robot that has controversy released this last year. But that's not as going to be as big as the 2020 release. Go. August of 2028, the existence of aliens is revealed to the public. Okay, 2028, we have to wait until 2028 for the actual.

Why? Why? Because a lot of people don't think we're ready for it. And I don't know that we are either. We are. We have movies. We got Independence Day. We got E.T.

We're ready. We got Transformers. I don't think we are. I think that actually, if that's one of the things that would actually bring us together, one of the only things that could bring this planet together is if they, and I think that's what's going to happen in 2020. That's going to bring the planet together is that they're going to have. to tell us that they're real because they want everybody to get along.

I cannot say where they're from, but it is not from space. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop talking. 2028, they're going to tell us that UFOs are real and they're not from space. Can't tell me where they're from but they're not from space. Where would they be from? We've already built the wall.

I cannot say where they're from. but it is not from space. I know, you told us that already. In February of 2029, there is an implanted chip known as the one that lets people. Okay, the one. 2020. We don't have the one. Are you dumb?

I mean, I don't want, I don't want to, I don't like calling people dumb. It's wrong with me. I apologize. But are you? Because it's not the one. And we have to wait for the one in 2020. Will pay, expand their brain functions, and stay healthy. Wait, pull that back.

I want to hear a little bit back. I cut them off too early. I apologize. It is not from space. Oh, yeah, we already heard that. In February of 2029, there is an implanted chip known as the one that lets people pay, expand their brain functions, and stay healthy. Okay, so people can pay to expand their brain function with the one. Yeah.

Does your little chip do that today? No, I didn't think so. Go ahead. This will go in your right hand. In the early 2030s, all countries begin converging into one. There are seven world districts and ten leaders that all the commands of... Wait, wait. Stop.

There's seven world districts and ten leaders. In the early 2030s, all countries begin converging into one. There are seven world districts and ten. leaders. Seven world districts because we're all getting into one. We're all getting into one, but there's seven world districts. Yeah, because of the chip, right, because this is 2028, the chip is released. The one chip is released.

And then in 2030, the one is the seven world districts and 10 leaders. That follow the commands of an artificial intelligence. See? Stop right there. They follow the commands of the artificial intelligence. So we're not even in charge anymore in 2030. We're not even charge anymore in 2030. This is coming from Adam Akron.

I don't know if you know this, you're not a time traveler. The last formal president of the United States is Yolanda King. Yolanda King. Yolanda King. Yeah, except I think Yolanda King is dead. But anyway, go ahead. That's beside the point. This is another Yolanda.

Go ahead. She's the best president. United States has ever seen. Ever! There is a single... Well, I'll stop for just a second, for just a second, before we get back to the Ula. Because this is 2045. Right, so in 2030, we started coming to, we're going to start coming together.

We're going to start coming together as one. Because in 20... Right. Right. Seven world districts. 10 leaders. The order right. Oh, 10, 10 and 7. It's 7 and 10.

Wow. But we had to wait until 2045 to get the final. I mean, the U.S. held out. That's what he's telling you. The U.S. is like, ooh, you can get your little districts and your whole little leader thing, but we're still in the United States. But Yolanda King was so good that she decided, you know what? Whatever the AI mind ruler says, we're doing.

There is a single digital currency used by the entire world. Thank you. Actually, John McAfee's been saying that. We talked about that yesterday, about McAfee taking over the country and his cryptocurrency belief. So, there is no cash in the future.

In 23, an AI known as the light was released. Wait, stop. Okay, so 233, so 20, 20, 28, we start getting the chip for the one. And then 2030, we turn into the one. turn into the one with the seven and ten right we're still doing the one with the seven and ten twenty forty five he jumped ahead a little bit twenty forty five is the elanda king is the final president of the united states because we held out he doesn't say that but i'm reading between the

lines the u.s held out and then becomes part of the one because in 2030 when they start doing the seven ten that's overseen by an ai that's overseen by an ai that's all-knowing, all-seeing crypto love God. But in 23, the light. So the one introduces the light. It is in every electronic device and anyone can talk with it and it will answer any question. This AI puts the world into a state of peace and prosperity. Oh my gosh, that's so good.

Now that's 2033. So was Yolanda that good or we were just all in a state of peace and harmony and everything was wonderful? Yeah, Yolanda is president, but she's cool. In 2036, there are avatars that will allow you to occupy a robotic body with your mind. Nice. Nice. What's the Bruce Willis movie again? Love it. That's what it is. We have your own Syriot. Yeah, but Avatar isn't surrogate though

Avatar's going to another planet Becoming one of them Yeah That's not what he's talking about And travel anywhere in the world With superhuman abilities While your real body is safe When you walk down the street

There are more robot avatars Than people Yeah, you can't even tell the difference And plus if that happens You don't want to be people out With the other other avatars Yeah Yeah, hello

Overpopulation becomes a huge problem in the late 2030s Teleportation is released to the public in 2039 So 20 in the 2030s over population becomes a huge problem Are the avatars having sex? Are we creating avatars? So now we don't know what to do so we've got to We've got to yeah the seven and ten leaders with the AI all knowing all seeing God have got to come up with a plan and that's when teleportation is released In 2045, the year I'm from, the convergence of humans and computers is taking place. I promise to you that these events will happen with 100% certainty.

I know many of you will not believe me, but I am simply telling you the truth. Do what you want with these facts, but time travel is real, and I am a time traveler. Thank you for listening to me. I was born December I mean he sounds like he's getting a little pissed there Somebody else trying to jump in on Adam's time With the born in December We don't care about him

He needs to back off with that What the deal is man I'll be jumping in on Adam Adam maybe that's why he was a little pissed This guy was starting to push him out on time wise All right so there you have it my friends There you have it Have a good weekend

Enjoy yourself We'll see on Monday But That's a lot to soak in that's a lot to soak in. I could recap it again for you, but I don't think I need to. I think that you just need to take a deep breath and maybe you have a cup of tea

and just think to yourself, the one, seven and ten, the light. Good luck, God bless. I'm still a little confused on where the aliens come from. Because they don't come from space. I mean, are they actual lizard people? that's what it is it's the lizard people

I mean that's what they're trying to tell us in in the Incredibles The Underminers are real Holy cow It's been right in front of us the whole time

I'm done