Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 150 | Dog Poop in Your Roomba & The Nominee's Are...

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

It's time for the Emmy's and Jeffy goes down the list of who's nominated. Then Jeffy is a little upset because he saw dog poop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we please for the love of all that is holy and right in the world? Stop telling people when your Roomba has rolled over your dog poop and continued to sweep the rest of the house and left the house covered in dog poop throughout every floor. And on top of telling me that you did this, you have to post your picture on Instagram to make it real. Because I wouldn't believe you if you didn't post it on Instagram. And then I look at the picture and all that.

If my house, if that were to happen at my house, and it wouldn't because I wouldn't allow it to happen. I just wouldn't allow it. If that were to happen at my house, I would move out of the house. I wouldn't clean it. I wouldn't bring in, I wouldn't bring in anyone that'd have to someday. But not for me. that'd be it be done I'd be over

Chris Cruz don't you have a rubble I do dear Lord help me because you know an Instagram photo is coming from him soon I read this headline and I'm thinking

you can't even wear a rubber suit in English they call it in England they call it a gimp suit a rubber gimp suit isn't that offensive I mean, that's what they call it. It's called a man in a rubber gimp suit terrorizes small English town. And I'm thinking, so the guy's running around in his rubber suit, you know, big deal.

But apparently... That's a Tuesday for you, right? Right. But apparently he's wearing his rubber suit. There's a picture. There's a picture of who I'm guessing is the man. Show the picture. Oh, yeah, let me turn it to the camera here.

Hold on. There. See, look at that. You can see it. Just focus in a, there you go. So it's kind of blurry because it was a quick shot. But apparently he's accused of charging people and grunting at them while touching his genitals. So he's a flasher?

Well, no, because he's in a rubber suit. So he's a rubber? He's a, yeah. That's what he is. He's a giant condom. No, not that kind of rubber. Oh. Okay.

Like the movie naked gun. That's a good scene right there. An Alabama man. Convicted of sexually abusing multiple minor girls. 35-year-old Raven Smith is his name. Houston County Circuit Judge Todd Derek handed out the sentence after hearing testimony from the mother of one of the victims. Now, you think to yourself in today's world,

What's he get? What's he going to get? 10 years? 20 years with the probation, 13 or 14 years. Guilty, county, county. Well, you can bet that that's what this judge was saying. This judge, Judge Todd Derek, Houston County Circuit Judge Todd Derek, gave him 615 years. That's not possible. I'm sorry. They need to stop doing that. 615 years. I mean, that is, I mean, why not just life sentence? Just life. Just life. I guess we're trying to make a point that the guy's guilty.

And what's the point? Do you mean that he's guilty? You get the same point when you put him in life in prison. Well, I know, but the judge, you know, I don't want them to be afraid anymore. I want them to know he's in jail and can't ever. hurt them or anyone else. You know, see. You look around at some of the people that are getting,

walking away from potential criminal activities that you think should get a few years and only get, I don't know, a couple of years, probation, time served. And this guy, the dirtbag that he is, you know, abusing multiple minor girls, no question he should be going to jail. they absolutely go to prison. But how bad? I mean, you're sitting there. We found you guilty.

And your sentence is 615 years. You aren't lying law in order, man. That's a good law and order. 650 years? You'll be up for parole after the 400. The first 400 years will give you parole. I'm probably not going to live that long, Your Honor. We don't know technology.

Oh, well. Yeah, you never know. AI. You never know. So now you can't even fly. Now you can't even fly without somebody ODing. I mean, it's getting bad. I'll give you that.

It's getting bad because people are ODing on heroin and fentanyl. But hey, let's go after the other people. Let's not go after the heroin. Anyway, I'll, I digress. Delta Airlines. Man goes in the bathroom, goes to shoot. up ODs in the bathroom. It's flying from

Boston to Los Angeles. That's a cross-country flight, right? You're looking at probably they're going to stop over in Kansas. They're going to stop in Kansas City or something. Nope, makes the whole flight. Makes the whole flight. They're like, guys in the bathroom,

they drag him out, still got the needle in his arm. Thank you for flying. Fisher Air this afternoon. We have a little issue with the men's bathroom in the rear. Thankfully, it's not on the first. class, if it's in first class, we'd have to divert this plane from Los Angeles and land quickly. But it's in the back where you people use it.

So there's only one bathroom back there for you now. You just have to wait. We, as though some of you may have noticed, we pulled the guy out of the other one, had a needle out of his arm. He said, Odeed on heroin. Unless we think he OD'd on heroin. We don't know what was in the syringe. But he's dead. So if you want to don't get up when we pull up to the gate here in LA because

the crew's gonna come in and carry him out in the body bag past everybody. Don't worry about it. It's just like another piece of luggage. Just don't even think about it. You children, it's seat 24 and 25 look the other way. Look out on the tarmac. They'll be taking your luggage off the plane. That's what we're doing to this guy where he's taking them off the plane.

Thanks for flying fish here. And remember, please, please, Don't shoot up and fly. So that's our new motto here in Delta. Don't shoot up and fly. I mean, come on. How come this never happens when I fly? I get nothing of that when I fly.

Nothing. How often you fly? When was the last time you flew? It just never happens when I fly. I fly at least every other two months. I have a better chance than you. It just says it never happens when I fly. Fact.

It never happens when I fly? When was the last time you flew? No. Bermanham rolls in it. I don't remember. I says I don't remember. That's what it is, Birmingham. No, I don't remember.

Seriously, I don't. I go to the airport a thousand times. That's different than flying. Let's just go to the airport. Just because you pass the airport every single day doesn't have me you fly. I fly out. And they're coming in two and through to a Buell over 14. They do.

They got them lined up. I know DFW is not the busiest airport in the country, but it is one of the tops. I mean, they roam up two. Two at a time. Two at a time and sometimes three or four at a time because they've got the delivery, the FedEx and the UPS down at the other end of the airport, that they come in from the other direction. So the passenger flights are coming in from one direction, and they come in two at a time, and they're three and four deep.

If you look up, and I don't recommend this unless you're driving down the express lane that has the guardrails that will keep you inside. Oh, keep in the middle. Yeah, yeah, the expressway, yeah. If you look up at when the plane's, when the plane is going over the interstate, there's two more in sight, and there's two to four more in line all the way back.

Depending on the way the sun is shining, you can still see them back there. Yeah, some good vision, brother. Yeah, rolled up back there, man. It is amazing. They just keep them coming in. Anyway, so Delta doesn't have any Narcan on the flight. Now, I have a feeling, you know,

the overdose drug. which kind of a surprising. You'd think they would in their first aid kit or something on an airplane, right? They tried to revive the guy. Not he will. Yeah, especially in today's world, right? But it wouldn't help anyway. The bathroom is, that guy's getting the bathroom.

Nobody's using the bathroom because it's occupied, right? He's OD'd in there for how long a flight from Boston to L.A. However long he went in there. And that bathroom's occupied. What happened to C, D2? I don't know. He got up. He never came back.

I'm just comfortable, so I'm not complaining. By the way, D2 is on the first class. I don't think that guy was in first class. Oh, yeah, no, he went to the back one. Yeah, no. Okay, I'm sorry. He's like on 15 to 26. Yeah, 30B.

30B. Oh, and he's middle C? No wonder he OD'd. He had two fat guys on the other side. Right, that's why they weren't complaining. They're like, he got up, good. No problem. Hope he doesn't come back.

He doesn't. Have you ever found a person ODED? Anyway, what we're talking about is the overdose on the plane. Have you found a person, Odeed? I did. It was scary. It was at the McDonald's. I was working at McDonald's.

I opened the door. Boom. Guy Odeed. Freaking needles. In the stall? In the stall? Yeah. Needle was still in him.

Yeah. And the guys came. Loss of life? No, no. He was good. He was good. So he wasn't overdosed. He was just stoned.

Couldn't get out of the stall for a little while. If he left him a couple hours. He was, he stopped breathing. Because that was like, kicked him. Did you try to? You don't CPR? No, no, no, no. Just chest.

You know, you do the, uh, rub it on the chest with the knuckles. That's not CPR. That's just like a dude. You work him up. Yeah. Oh, he's not moving. Ooh. Call 911.

I am not putting my mouth on his mouth. That's an old Richard Pryor bit right there. That's a, don't look like you're going to make it unless you get somebody to wipe that crap off your mouth. Because death will see me into your loans. And death, two for one. day for death, that I'd buy a bad day for death. That's a little Richard Pryor bit there. That's funny.

So I look up at the screen and they're talking about the House is awaiting a, they're going to have a debate on a resolution to give, you know, they're going to go after Trump for his remarks against the Congresswoman. How about we have a debate on the resolution of the Congresswoman attacking the President of the United States? We're going to attack that. We're going to have that resolution.

House of Representatives That was a clear violation Like even the audience It's like why is he not pressing the music violation I even felt them Did you? I did Did you feel like?

By the way, did you see when they were all all four of them doing the conference yesterday They all looked pretty hot Rashid Elon AOC The other one If I had the button for the music I'd hit her

Oh man I'm not political. All I said was their name is and I say they look damn hot. AOC with that red lipstick, she needs to keep it. What is it? Is it Reveloon? Yeah, it's Reveloon. They need to like sponsor her or something because it's those red lips with Reveloon lipstick.

Oof. It takes a long day to make law in Washington, D.C. I need makeup and lipstick that lasts a long time. Revlon. Reveloon. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

You're welcome. I'm AOC. And this is a lot. my color. Reflon. Damn! Okay, we need to quit here and go to work for Reblon. That's it. We're done. Thank you.

I'm sorry. I know I realize that I broke the rule and I apologize. There's no about the political rule. It's good that I got cut off from Chris. I would want him to not play the music when I'm talking about something. But it just pisses me off. Oh, and here's McConnell.

He's got to run his goofy eternal ass out face out too to talk about McConnell on Trump feud with Dembson. I don't care what he's saying. I don't care what he's saying. Doesn't matter. But shut up. He better be saying how come we're not condemning the Congresswomen

for bad-outhing the President of the United States. That's what he damn about better be saying. I feel like you're not hearing me or the music. Now McConnell needs more than Revalon. Look at that chin. He needs more than Revalon. He needs the guy who holds Pelosi. Yes.

He needs to hire him. He needs to hire. Or someone that good. Yes. Yes. Like a stand behind him and just keep it tight. I think Pelosi's person is no longer working for Pelosi because I don't know what's happening over there.

So maybe we'll go over there and now. Is that to work? We need somebody to stand behind Mitch. Yes. We need one. Turtle needs to fix that neck. Would you go out, man? Just pull tight.

Go. Really funny. Who's this guy? John Thune. John Thune was a guy. God. That was the, don't you remember the,

this is good, no, I can't, I can't. No, no, go for you. No, no, go for you. I think this is a patent stupid,

isn't it? Yes, it is. It is. Come on, go for it. It's a bad bit from the, from the guy that was the senator who died. What's his face?

Cochran? Now, you know, the Ireland Spector. When he died in his book and he talked about, he talked about John Thune coming into the senator's bathhouse, looking like a god.

It's so funny. Don't, and McConnell, everybody needs to lower the temperature. You need to lower the freaking temperature. We're telling you, don't you say that they need the resolution

to tell them to stop imagine the President of the United States. I'm sorry. I thought that Republicans don't believe in. I'm just going to shut the TV off because I can't. I thought we don't believe in climate change. So now the temperatures are lowering.

you're going to give yourself a rim shot or something is just no i don't need to give myself i don't need to ask me the question again and then give yourself the rim shot go ahead i'll wait i wait once you know once you ask me again and give yourself the rim shot i'll wait so when did the republican is a sorry no no no i can't understand you so ask me again and then give yourself a rim shot so when did the republicans such a believing climate change because They're lowering the temperature. You can't do that. I told you yesterday and it has to boom in the spot.

I don't do good in this spot. So stupid. It's time to go to the break room. I need to Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. Gosh, it's so good. So good. All right, we're in the break room. The Emmy nominations are out today.

The Emmy nominations. The Emmy nominations. Da-na-da! Some of your favorite shows going for the awards. and you can say, I don't care about the Emmys, but you do. You know you do. Yeah, you do. Don't shake your head.

You know you do. Now, you know you're going to, you like the shows that you like, clearly. You're going to watch the shows whether they're going to win the Emmy or not, right? You like them. But the 71st primetime Emmy Awards coming up September 14th, 2019. So we had the announcement today of who's nominated. drama series Better Call Saul

Bodyguard Game of Thrones Killing Eve Ozark Posse Succession which I just started watching by the way It looks really really good

and I watched the first half of episode one looks great and this is us on NBC oh come on so everyone will be This is us. This is us. We had to cry.

This is us. It's not that good. I can't take it. I'm sure the best two shows on here actually are probably like Ozark and Game of Thrones. Yeah, because it's Game of Thrones. This is the year of Game of Thrones, right? This is the year of Game of Thrones. And you got to give them.

They just closed out the whole series. You have to give it. Even though the last, you know, everybody said the final season was kind of crappy. You have to give it to. But it's their final season. So, I mean, between, Ozark's really freaking good, though, man. Ozark is really good. Comedy series?

Barry. Not bad. Fleabag. Oh my God. It better not win anything. The good place. It better not win anything either. Russian doll.

The worst. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. That's Creek. Oh, that better win everything. Veep. Veep's last year too.

Damn it. Veepe's last year too. So Veeb gets it. And I don't know. You want the last one? I saved the last one just for you. Okay. The marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Oh, man. Come on, I know that's your, you love that show. Oh. I know. That's hard. This is the last year of Veeb. She gets it. You think so?

Yeah. She's it. She's the star. What's her face, right? Yeah. Dreyfus. Louis. Yeah.

Louis Dreyfus. Dreyfus. Dreyfus. Yeah. Louis Dreyfus. Yeah. Something else. Julia.

Julia Louise Dreyfus. Yeah. I'm sorry. Julius. Louise Dreyfus. Yeah. Your first term, first name turns with her?

Yes, yes, I am. That's why I don't call her that first name. Yes, I'm, you're right. I think they'll give it to VEP. But I'll be ashamed, though,

because the closing to season two of Mrs. Maisel was better than the closing to the whole series of Vip. Limited series. Escape at Denamara. Fossi Verdon. I mean, you know, Fossi Varden was pretty good.

It's on FX. It was, you know, about, Sharp objects. When they see us. Chernobyl. Chernobyl wins. It's Chernobyl season.

I mean, it wins. If you're not Game of Thrones and you're not Chernobyl, then you have a chance to win in your category. If one of those two are in your category, have a nice day. Television movie, Black Mirror, Bander Snatch, Brexit on HBO, King Lear on PR, on Prime, my dinner with Hervei on HBO, and Deadwood, the movie. Deadwood gets it.

Yeah, Deadwood was. HBO, man, he's cleaning house. I know. Lead actor in a drama series. Sterling Brown, this is us. Kit Harrington, Game of Thrones. Who's that one? Who's that?

That actor. Kit Harrington? John Snow. Okay. Okay. That's what I thought. Is Kit Harrington? No.

If you said John Snow, I will tell you who, yes, okay. Bob Odenkirk, better call Saul. Ooh, he's good. Billy Porter, Posse. Milo Ventamigla. This is us. Oh, shut up. And Jason Bateman, Ozark.

He should get it. He should get it, but John Snow is going to get it. Yeah, plus he went to rehab and everything. He's struggling for the show. They'll love him for it. Yeah, Game of Thrones. Lead actress in a drama stories, Amelia Clark. You know, she may win over John Snow, man.

Jody Corner, killing Eve. This is a lead actress. Viola Davis, how to get away with murder. This is their last season now too, right? This is the end of it. They love her. But that show, the first season and a half was great. It's like any show.

It's like any show. Laura Linney, Ozark. She's good. Andy Moore, this is us. Sandra O. Killing Eve. They love her for that. Robin Wright, House of Cards. Oh, they better not give it to work.

Robin Rice. No, she freaking killed a series. Right. She literally killed the series. Yeah, she was so good she wanted the same, but don't even get me started on. So that's a tough one. Either we give it to, I mean. Julia's not there?

Amelia Clark. Hold on. Julie's not there? For lead actress in a drama series. Oh, that's not drama. She's comedy. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. So, yeah, I mean. I give it to a Game of Thrones. Yeah. Yeah. Even though I won the girl from murder to win. Really? Val Delevis? Yeah, she's good.

I like her. Yeah, I know. But if you put it in that category, Game of Thrones gets a... Because the Queen Dragon was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lead actor in a comedy series. Anthony Anderson, Blackish. Don Cheadle, Black Monday.

Ted Danson, the Good Place. Michael Douglas, the Kaminsky Method. That's not bad. That's a pretty good show. Yeah, I've been watching. I love it. I love it. Bill Hader, Barry.

I kind of like Barry. It's growing on me. Eugene Levy, Schitt's Creek. Eugene. That's a tough one. Eugene or... They might give it to Schitt's Creek for that. Yeah.

Or Michael Douglas. Yeah. Michael, Michael, he's Hollywood royalty. Yep. He came back. He's this old guy now. He's selling all his property. He's telling all his big properties.

He's getting old. His dad's still alive, so he's got to have some money to keep him alive. And so he's selling all kinds of property. I was looking at the houses that he's had up for sale. Beautiful places. Really? Oh. This is one place he's selling for like $65 or $70 million that he's got.

You're not going to? Just beautiful. I bid low. I bid low. I'm not looking forward to it. He's not going to give it to me. But I bid low. If he gives it to me for what I bid, I'll take it.

Lead actress in the comedy series. There we go. My girls are, Julie. Boom, done. Yes, she's in it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

No, come I get to run the list. Okay. All right. Phoebe Waller Bridge, Fleabag. No, she doesn't get it. Catherine O'Hara. Shit's great. Oh, man, she's so good.

Natasha Leon, Russian Dow. I have not. Have you watched that? Russian doll, yeah. Yeah, because it's a chick from my orange is in the black. And she's funny. Oh, that's right. Yeah, she's funny.

Get your girl, Julia Louise. Julia? Rachel Roshanan, the marvelous Mrs. Maisel. And this is who's going to win. Tell me? Go for it. Christina Applegate, dead to me. Dead to me.

You're right. That's a difficult category. I know, because Christina's... Christina did great on that series. She's back. She is. She's been Hollywood. She's been part of the big shows, and she's making...

This is her big comeback. Julia's already had it. This is their last season. Give it to Christina. Out of those three, Julia, that's a tough one. Dead to me and Mrs. Maisel. Yeah, those two, that's are tough.

That's a good top three. That is. Those are all did great. Last year, Mrs. Maisel took at all. They took lead actress, they took supporting actors. They took it all. So.

Lead actor and limited. I say I still go with Christina. Okay. Lead actor and a limited series or movie. Marcella Ali, true detective, really good. Benico del Torres, escaped from Denamora. Hugh Grant, a very English scandal. It's good.

It's really good. Jerelle Jerome, when they see us. Sam Rockwell, Fosse Verde. And this is going to win. Jared Harris, Chernobyl. Chernobyl. He wins that. Easy.

He, he, I'm watching him on the Tudor. What is it? Yeah, he's been, he's so good. He's in all kinds of other show. So good. Yeah, and then, you know, of course it goes on and on and on, and we can go down. I mean, those are the top ones. Lead actress in a limited series or movie.

All right, Amy Adams, Sharp Objects, Patricia Arquette, escaped from Denamara, Anguane Ellis, when they see us, Joey King, the Act, Nisi Nash, when they see us, Michelle Williams, Fossie Verdon. Wow. They might give it to Michelle Williams for Fossy Verdin, just to say they gave Fossi Vardt, just to say they gave Fossi verd and something. Something, yeah.

I don't know, though. Escape from Denimore, they love to. Patricia Arquett is they love her because she'll get up and make her hate Trump speech. And women are powerful. Then she'll get up there. Then she'll stop talking about it. Just like what's your face to de Villa Davis, we're not going to let anybody work on our shows but women because Trump hates women. And that's what we're going to do.

I'm just saying what the speech is going to be. Can't cut me off. That's what the speech is going to be. That's all I'm saying. It's all I was doing. Variety Talk series. Daily show with Trevor Noah. Come on.

No. What? No. No. Every one of these. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, maybe. There's only a maybe. Who's a maybe?

James Gordon. Oh, he's good. He's good. He's really good. Okay, so here's the ones that are. No, no, no, no. I don't need to know. You said no, right?

I really don't care. Daily show with Trevor, no. I said, I don't need to know. Full frontal with Samantha B. Are you kidding me? I said no. I said no. This week tonight with John Oliver.

Can you hear me? I said I don't care. Late show of Stephen Colbert. No, no, no. And this week tonight with John Oliver. One freaking, one, I was like an hour a week on HBO with a thousand writers. Nothing. He's not fun.

I can't take it. I can't. I can't. Supporting actress in a drama series. Really? Are you going to do the whole list? I might. Macy Williams, Game of Thrones,

better win this. Supporting actress in a drama series. I mean, they've got, Game of Thrones has four people. And that series? Supporting actress in a drama series. Nice. That's not bad.

That is tremendous. On supporting. actor is anybody from VEP? No. I thought he was going to get something. Nope. We've got Game of Thrones, Better Call Saul, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones. They got three in the mail. Oh, Nikolai calls it.

Well, he might win that. Oh, Peter Dicklidge. They'll give it to Peter. From Veep? Game of Thrones. Oh, Game of Thrones. Okay. Anybody from Ms. Maisels?

Nope. Hmm. Oh, in a comedy series, yeah. Supporting actress, supporting actress in a comedy series, Alex Borsstein. She's good. And Marin Hinkle from Basel. He's good. Then you got two flea bags?

I don't know why people are so interested in flea bag. I don't either. It's not funny. And Anna Cholombsky from Veep? She has turned, I saw her, she was in a podcast with another big shot. And she was good by herself. She's really good. Supporting actor in a comedy series.

Alan Arkin-Kaminski Method. He was that. Who is it going again? Oh, now you care. Yeah, because you just can't read the list. Anthony Karegan, Barry, Tony Hale, Veep, Stephen Ruth, Barry. Tony gets it. Tony Shalube, the Barberley, Mrs. Mabel.

He might, that's a tough one, too. He's a big time guy too. Yeah, but Tony gets it because they killed him on Veep. Henry, Henry Winkler, Barry. I mean, Henry might get it. Henry and Tony Shalub and Alan Arka, those three guys, man. Those are big names. But they killed him on the last episode of Veep,

and the whole last episode was about him. about who about Tony Tony Hale taking the like the bullet for the vice president well president oh nice he gets it yeah so what thanks appreciate your work I should know they don't kill him no I'm sorry he sent him to jail and he attends her funeral and everybody's like oh my God he's here yeah he gets it Tony gets it supporting actress in a little bit Patricia Arquette will win that she'll be able to get up and get her speech again. I get two speeches tonight. Great.

I just want to know that women are wonderful. I hate men and Trump sucks. Trump sucks. And women. LGBTQI. Guest actor, guest actresses, structured reality program.

Oh, wait, structured reality program. Who's there? Unstructured reality program. Is a bachelor there? Structured reality program. Antiques Road Show.

Oh, it's a good one My father-in-law loves that show I guess that quite a bit Yeah, PBS Diners, drive-ins and dives Queer Eye Shark Tank tidying up with

Marie Combrough Oh, ugh Do you think you are TLC? Wow, it's a tough one Because everybody will want About the unscripted one Everybody will want to give it to queer eye

So they're TBTQ Yeah This is our you screw Trump, we read the flag. We're wearing the flag. And we love them and we love the soccer team too. I did get cut off for that?

All right, thank you. Unstructured reality program. Unstructured. Unstructured. No, unstructured. Unscripted. It says unstructured. Unstructured is what they're saying.

Yeah, it means it's not a soft script. Bored this way. Deadliest catch. Deadliest catch, man. That show's been on forever now. It was like 30 seasons. A hundred years ago, that was the top show, man. Those guys were, I love those guys.

I met him a couple of times. They were great. Life Below Zero. Rupal's Drag Race. Oh, of course. Somebody feed Phil. Never mind. I was going to say, I was going to check them.

They're going to catch, but Rupal gets it. United States of America with, uh, come about it. I said Rupal gets it. You don't have to read anything else. Host for a reality or competition program. Oh, wow. This is a tough one. James Corden, the world's best

Ellen DeGeneres, Ellen's Game of Games And Rupal, Rupal's Drag Race There's two others, but they don't count Rupolpaugh-Roe condo tidying up And Amy Paul there I just said Rupacettes It's two for two now

Variety Sketch series At Home with Amy Starras Documentary now Drunk History I like drunk history Is that, but see, that's not the one with What's His Face with our boy, is it? No. See, all right.

I love you, America with Sarah Silverman. What? That's still on? Stop it. That's still on? Stop it. On Hulu, yeah. Wow, I thought like Hulu canceled it.

I remember watching the first episode. Saturday Night Live. That's still on? Thank you, I know. Who is America? Showtime. Have you seen that? Is that the two guys?

Yes. Yes, and the last time I caught it, I thought, why am I not doing that show? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to rub, I'm going to brag on myself for a little bit here. I'm funnier than them. Well, that's easy.

Why am I not on that show? That's all I'm saying. I'm going to look right at the camera and tell you to subscribe to chewing the fat, download the episodes of channel. That's why you're not on there, because people are not subscribe or downloading. Well, get to it. Stop looking at the camera.

Get to it. I'm looking right at the camera. I want you to believe it. I'm serious. Get to it. Here's it. We've done it. We're looking at the camera.

People are still not subscribing or downloading. How about we do one not looking at the camera? We ignore them and tell them to subscribe and download. You know what? I'm not even going to look at the camera. You're right. I'm going to look over here. I don't want to look at you.

I don't want to look at the corner. I'm going to look at the wall over here. Man, that needs to be. painted but you need to subscribe to chewing the fat. I know it's so yellow it's by where Keith sits so yeah yeah look at the other wall okay oh that's not bad no that's all right uh subscribe and download chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher you know it's free for now it's not even they have it can't even put me behind the wet paywall it's just free you know you get the you can I give you so much content for free all you have to do is download is subscribe to the podcast that's it

camera now and ask you to do that but you know what no I'm not going to