Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 151 | What's A Lingonberry?, The Great Rash of Miami, & Meth-Gator The Movie

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

Looks like the news are a little slow because Jeffy is talking about donuts fillings, sea lice, and a new movie he's going to make called Meth-Gator. Also we find out that Jeffy wants to play Fat Elvis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So I see where all the big Hollywood heavyweights did not learn their lesson. They donated last time to Hillary Clinton's campaign and what did it get them. Now I see an article where they're all donating to the great goddess of Elizabeth Warren for the right. Same thing's going to happen. Boy, I thought the music was going to play there for a second. And then it was just that. I can continue to talk more about it. What the heck is going on in America?

Seriously, you're going to play the music to cut me off because I want to keep going because Elizabeth Warren and her little Pocahontas deal is absolutely agonizing and I can't believe how good she's doing fundraising. It's amazing to me.

So you have Biden, you have Bernie Sanders. Kamala did pretty good in her fundraising. But Beto is done. De Blasio's done. You know who else did a good job was Buttigay? He did great.

raising. Are you kidding me? That's a feel-good donation. We love him. He's gay. He's got his husband and he's a mayor. Why didn't you wait so long? Now I'm into it. I want to continue talking about it. Pissing me off. That's what you're doing. So yesterday we... I don't know what we started with yesterday. We started with that. That's what we started with. We started with the Roomba.

The Roomba put dog poop everywhere. Today we've got another story of more nastiness all over the day. So a tractor trailer, holl it pig intestine, has crashed and dumped all over this highway of Kansas City, Missouri. That's not the truck we've said to us to open up of our car. That is nasty. No. No, we want the Brick's truck to open up. and have stuff fly all over the road.

Okay? We don't want the Binky the pig truck to open and have intestines all over the roads, and it looks nasty too. The Department Transportation said at least three lanes of Interstate 670 were closed. Oh, I bet it smelled. I wonder, yeah, I wonder what's the smell of that.

They brought in a snow plow, and, you know, they were picking it all up. Oh, nastiness. Nastiness. And, of course, everybody, ha, ha, ha, we got to make a little joke transportation officials urged drivers to find an alternative

snout sorry alternative route shut up nastiness fare time right we're in the summer fairs are going people are coming together we're bringing people all together so the Minneapolis

and you know the Minneapolis fair you when you think of fairs you think to yourself Minneapolis Fair Yeah Minneapolis Fair That's what you're thinking

So they have a great idea That you would They'd give you these donuts Which anytime that there's donuts Involves involved is a great idea I just want to be clear about that Free donuts And that's what fairs do

Fairs make all this crap And some of it's good And some of it's nasty But you go there and you eat it You get sick that's what going to the fair is that's what going to the fair is not for normal people

that's what going to the fair is you go to the fair and you try all these foods and you get sick that's what's going to the fair is so they had a plan that they would bring in these giant donuts

and then they would give you three syringes of do it yourself fillings oh hell no you can do that either Bavarian cream chocolate custard or Elegentberryberry Berry Jam.

What kind of jam? Legion Berry. What is that? It's a berry. Don't be dumb. No, seriously. What is that? L-I-N-B-Berry.

It's a berry. Yeah, it's that closer to the strawberries or through the blueberries? It's a berry. No, seriously. It's a berry. It's a sweet or sour? Yes, yes. It's right there.

It's so sweet yet it's sour and it's so good. It's like a solid patch kid. It's so blue that it's almost red. It's just a perfect berry. perfect beer I don't look it up look it up L-I-N-G-O-N

and I don't want to hear from you out there listening Anthony Nia Barry we've been to this berries for a hundred years they picked I used to pick those berries with my great-great-grandma

they're so good they're beautiful I'm sure they're seasonal in Minnesota I'm sure they're seasonal in Minnesota and they're beautiful berries Ladang Jerry

lame berries are small red berries taste similar to cranberries but not as quite as tart. And where are they from? Where do you get them? Minnesota probably. Northern Europe.

No, there can't be Northern Europe because they're in Minnesota as well. They are native to the Scandinavian region of Northern Europe. That can't be true because they're going to be in Minneapolis for the fair. There's no way that we could get food like Legion Berries from Scandinavian countries to Minneapolis. Maybe that's what they want to do. In Minnesota, there's a lot of Scandinavian descended people. Are they? Yeah.

Is that what happened? They just, after they pooped over there in, like, Massachusetts, they moved over here. Okay, with the Vikings. Got it. See all tight. So how great would that be, though? Right? They have a syringe full of Bavarian cream and chocolate.

Really, you just eat the donut and then you just shoot the frosting into your mouth. I mean, that's how you eat it. You don't put it. You know, the idea of wasting your time putting that frosting into a donut is silly. Silly. Silly, eat the donut and then just squeeze that syringe right into your mouth. You know when I was a kid, my aunt used to make wedding cakes.

What? I know, she used to make wedding cakes. Wow. I don't know if I ever told you this before. But, and this may come as a surprise to you, but I ate a lot of the extra stuff. You can't be doing that on Wednesday. Can you drop in too many truth bombs in here.

I apologize. But she would make, you know, they have the big tubes of frost. The frost. Oh, with the bag? Oh, my gosh. Yes. Just Again, this is going to come

So surprise here But I would squeeze the What was left Into my mouth And eat I know Did you wash them After that's not my job

It was we had females in the house to do Well it was Even as a young boy It was 200 years ago So yeah I said no Yeah I put it in the same

Yeah I'm happy Be lucky I'm doing that All right I could leave it here at the table Next to the wedding cage You just finished for Maria.

But I won't. Yeah. It's fine. I mean, they were gray. They were beautiful. So you just have the frosting, the blue, different colors. They all are so good.

Oh. All right, back to the donuts. So, apparently, the optics, the optics of drug-like syringes littering the fairgrounds and the impact of single-use plastics drew complaints.

Did it? Was it the, the impact of the single-use plastics that drew complaints. Right. No kidding, right. Now, apparently they put an online petition. They didn't even go and find it. They hated it so much.

They couldn't even find themselves enough time to go door to door. They could go to door or at least stand at the fairground with a clipboard. Put this online. Right. We couldn't even walk around downtown Minneapolis and say, hey, what do you think about the pudding filled syringe at the fair? Because you know why? Because people would have went, that's a good idea.

It sounds good. Well, they're trying to reach Scandinavia because those are the blueberries. An online petition generated more than 3,000 signatures. Mw, mw, mw, mw, mw, mw, I mean, 3,000 signatures on an online position, if you can't get that. Right? That automatically come with 3,000 as soon as you create the petition. The launch petition says that with the opioid crisis, the message should not be sent that tasty things come from syringes. Shut up.

If it's tasty, what does it matter where it comes from? It's tasty. Hello. They're right. Just cut the middle, man. Just get rid of syringes and just give me the bucket. So the Wingwocker donut flight will instead be served with a compostable tray. So customers can dunk the donuts instead.

And that's how you get the common flu right there. If I lick that compostable tray. And I get sick. Thank you. Somebody's, somebody's own me some money. You're going to be going to the Minneapolis Fisher Fair in the future. And there will be syringes full of pudding.

At the Minneapolis Fisher Fair. That's my cell. That's my cell. That's my cell for taking over the Minneapolis Fair. Everything will be on a fair with pudding. Everything. Putting and syringes. Hold damn fair.

You don't like it? Don't go. That's my motto. Don't like it. Don't go. You're talking about, you know, normal size. What are you talking about? Oh, well, there's syringes.

I mean, you don't want you. Yeah, well, you got the novelty ones with like they're huge. Yeah. That's for me. That's for the commercial. But for regular people, for you people, you get just the little ones. We're not going to waste, waste good pudding and frosting on you. Well, I'm paying for it.

You know, I know you are. You can bet on that. Yeah. So I expect more than just a normal. almost range. Yeah, it's a shame. What is going on? Something is happening.

We're back to something is happening. All right. So now you can't even swim in the ocean. We talk about swimming in the ocean. They found a giant, there's a giant jellyfish that I saw. I mean, it's a bigger than a human jellyfish. That's awesome. We do not need those things big.

We got whales. We got sharks. We do not need giant jellyfish, man. You get stumped by one of the little ones. as you get hurt. Right? You get the big ones. Just pee on it.

Hello. Just pee on it. Oh yeah. That's all you need. You're going to need serious pee, man. You need the urine truck to come by if one of those things sting you, man. So now we also have that. We have sea lice.

So apparently this is the thing. I don't remember. I guess I've heard about it before, but it doesn't sound familiar when I'm reading the story. But as I'm reading the story about what happens, I'm reading the story about what happens. I'm like, oh yeah, you know, I have kind of heard about that before. So right now, it's breaking the sea lice is attacking people in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Swimmers reported being stung by the tiny jellyfish larvae. So these giant little jellyfish that are now swimming around are puking up their larvae or spitting it up or pooping it out or peeing it

out, whatever jellyfish do and it's in the water. It's goop it out. They goop it out. They goop it, whatever, whatever. Again, whatever it is they do. No, but I don't want you to sound stupid. It's just they goop out. Way too late for that, my friend. Anyway, the, uh, so they, and it's this jellyfish larvae that's in the water. So it causes skin irritation, bumps, rashes.

It's called sea bathers eruption. Right. Thank you. No doubt it. So because these animals are so. small they get trapped in bathing suits and hair the best way to get rid of them is to rinse your skin and your clothes with clean water yeah it's just like crabs I don't know I've never I've never what I'm sorry can you finish that sentence I've never

had this sea ice yeah this yeah but I'm talking about crabs there's eruption yeah I'm talking about crabs it sounds like this different from crabs because crabs could probably be a little bit bigger than this anyway the uh how do you know how big Yeah, that's right. It's just thinking out loud. It's thinking out loud. So apparently, if you live, I've lived in the area, it gets in your clothes and it's hard to feel like things are biting you

and you scratch it. Don't scratch it. So apparently, they also, the way they look. Hit this. So it says if you feel sand and you scrape it, but you'll see a clear thing with blue eyes looking at you. Weird? One young girl visiting said,

we started running up to the shore and then we felt around and there was stuff crawling on us. Oh, my. Did I get it? A young girl shot herself 80 times. We're not sure why. She has 80 bullet holes in her legs. And she's still scrappy.

What kind of drugs is she on? No, she's on sea lice. I mean, come on. Outbreaks of sea lice are common in Florida with reports of stings going back for decades. See, this is where I had to have heard this when I was, I don't know if I told you this before, but I used to live in Florida.

What? Yeah, I know. I used to live there. What point? Tampa Bay. No. We didn't have sea lions at Tampa Bay. We only closed a couple beaches because of, you know, the poop problem.

That was it. That's all. Don't worry about that, though. So one Miami resident who must be 8,000 years old, one Miami resident who's back in my day, who's my age, described in 1903 as the year we all were. poisoned with some kind of rash that set up intense ish. I mean, who, who doesn't remember the rash year of 1903? Yes, in mind the great rash of Miami.

Who does not remember that? I think that's like on every history book in Miami area. Yeah, it's a Florida thing. Yeah. So the name Seelice apparently is something of a misnomer, given the creatures are actually jellyfish. So these giant jellyfish out there in the ocean are doing whatever they do. Gooping.

Whatever it is they do. Yeah, goping. Into the water and are causing sea lice problems. So now we can't even go to the ocean. What the hell? But that's in Florida, though. We're in Texas. Well, this story is actually from Virginia.

Thanks for listening. Okay. And now we have more outbreak. I mean, something is happening. We have more outbreak. Now, this actually is something that could be avoided. sea lice, you go in the ocean. You can avoid that too, not go to the ocean.

It's tough, though. No, it is that. What was the last time you went to an ocean? Exactly. So, it's very easy. It's tough to avoid the ocean. Anyway, it's tough. You can't.

Yes, you can. You can't. No, you can't. That's a tough thing to do. You live in North Dakota. You have not touched an ocean in your entire life. Tough to avoid it, like I said. So now, the CDC has, says that pig ear dog treats

I want to repeat that for you. Pig ear dog treats have caused drug-resistant salmonella outbreak across 13 states. Right. You think to yourself, oh, the pig ears. I know, okay, so they're pig ears. You know, are they a snack for dogs?

How are we getting salmonella from the dogs? Apparently, people are eating the dog pig ears. people humans are eating the dog food pig ears I mean not really it's not it's not really

it's not really funny it's more of a are you dumb why why they're eating is it if we were not a food thank you

thank you I'm pretty sure there's some kind of food you can before you eat the pig ear stock treats I'm we're supposed to like the bugs

the creepy collar crawlers thank you so why were you going straight to the dog biscuits. So no deaths have been reported so far, but Iowa and Michigan have reported the highest number of cases

in the outbreak, 12 and 7, respectively, followed by New York, Illinois, Indiana, Kansas, Missouri, Pennsylvania, California, North Dakota, South Carolina, and Wisconsin. What's wrong with Michigan? That's what you're people.

Why are people eating dog treats? Maybe you didn't hear the rest of the list. No, no. Michigan had 12, or I mean Iowa had 12, Michigan had seven people. Again, I ask you what's wrong with Michigan. Followed by. I don't go about the other states. You don't want to know what's wrong with your people.

The infecting patients vary widely in age from 1 to 81 years old. So there's no age limit on dumb. It's like the legal toys. The median age of 23. So they're all just stoned out of their mind eating big ears for snacks. I can ask you. What's from Michigan's? So health officials have launched an investigation

to determine if any other cases of Salmonella are part of this outbreak. Why? Why are we launching an investigation? If people want to get some manila from eating dog treats, tough. I mean, it's just unbelievable. Among the 34 individuals

You can keep reading them, we said if we're done. 17 said they had come in contact with pig ear dog treats or animals. Oh. So the other 17 lied. Where did you get this from? Have you eaten pig ears, dog treats? No, man. I don't know what you're talking about.

Who eats pig ear dog treats? Who eats pig ear dog treats? Wow, man. That's just dumb. I would never eat pig ear dog treats. Seriously, dude. I mean, I just ate what was in the closet. Over there, there was some bag of treats, man.

I didn't even, I didn't even really read it. Were those, were those the dog treats? Dude. I mean, they were pretty good though, weren't they? I didn't, I mean, sure, I got salmonella and I'm sick and I'm puking and everything. It's making me, you know, I can't spread it on people, but, you know, it was a good snack and I was really high and I needed it was on the munchies. Drink a Coke zero, man. I could go to the break room.

Seriously. I mean, you can only smoke so much and then you got a bit of drinks. So did you see the story about the couple that lost their passports? No, I haven't. On a cruise. And they don't get to get back on the cruise ship. I'm sorry? I'd be so pissed.

I'm sorry, no. So this couple goes on a cruise. And, you know, obviously, everybody that goes on a cruise wants it to be their dream vacation. But they're going from, they're going from Barcelona to Venice. Now, you know, the ships make stops. and so they get off in Rome and the old guy sets his bag down in the bathroom.

Big mistake. Never do that. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're in a foreign country. Big mistake. Hang it on the door. Take it with you. Hang it on the door.

Give it to the wife. Do something. Take it with you. Take the bag with you. It's okay to take bags into the bathroom. No, I know, but he said it on the floor next to him. That's what the story said. Yes.

So that when he left the stall, he left the bag there. Idiot. Right. I mean, I know you got to wash your hands, but take the bag. It's okay. It's your germs. True. True.

It's okay. Recycle germs, yeah. Anyway. So he loses, then he remembers it, oh, crap. And he goes back, eh, eh, gone. So now he doesn't have his information. Now, he goes back to get out of the ship, and the ship says, we can't let you back on unless you have your passport. How did I get out in the first place?

You've got my ticket. You've got my name. You know that. I lost the freaking passports. I had them stolen. But Mr. Crook, I don't know if you're Mr. Crook. You know I'm Mr. Crook because you and I talked when I first came on this stupid ship. Yes, but you could change your identity once you went to the bathroom at that place I told you not to go because people lose their passport right there. And you went to that place, didn't you? That's not the point, sir.

Sir, I need you to leave the vessel. Get off the dock. Yeah, you get off the dock. I need you to get off the vessel. Security. Mr. Cook? You have an ID? Security, we may have an issue here. Doc three, Doc three. Mr. Cook won't leave because he forgot his passport. Walkway two.

Walkway two is got a big issue. Mr. Cook is starting to have a problem. We need security, please. So they won't let him on. I mean, the wife are stuck, right? There has to be a protocol for that. Come on now. If you know these guys are, there has to be a protocol.

Now, maybe he's lost everybody. Maybe he didn't have the ticket or the, if it's all the same bag, right? True. So he loses everything. He just has his word. But how does he know his room number that is, you know, 778? Right. Whatever his room number is.

And I was here. I talked to this person. You know I'm on the stupid plane. You know I was here. I'm not plane. Whatever. Whatever. He flew onto the ship.

That's how he got there. No wonder he didn't get recognized. I know, right? Surprise. I mean, that's just dumb. Fita just walked out like everybody else. Hey, my helicopter's right there. Thank you.

Can you see my helicopter? It says Mr. Crook in the back. So, so then there's, stuck, right? So they're stuck in Rome, yeah. Hotel rooms. I guess the local authorities helped them. I mean, that's kind of what you would hope for. That's pretty good from the locals,

you know, they have a protocol. I'm sure that's not the first time that that's happened. Wait, what? I'm sure that's not the first time. Are you sure about that? Yeah, pretty sure. But I would say that those of you that are planning on going to cubsailaway.com, I don't want to tie this in to any

you know, advanced that's happening in the near future. I'm going. I would just say that any of you going on, say a cruise that is going to other countries where you need passports. What, you need passports? You need passports. Passports? Just like Jeffrey Epstein. You need passports.

So not just one. You need more than one just in case you lose it. Well, if you only have one, stick with that. Oh, okay, okay, okay. You only have one. You're fine. As long as you keep it. Now, do all the old ones have to the same name?

I would say bring a money belt underneath your shirt, a fanny pack, maybe. I mean, I mean. But my thing about the whole, like, why would you have a passport outside the ship? Well, so if you're going, that was another country, right? They went from Barcelona, Spain into Italy. So you're going to another country. So you must have to. And I honestly don't know that.

I don't know either. Yeah. When you disembark the cruise from the ship to go. Whatever. Sort of walk around. Yeah. You have to show your passport that, you know, they allow you into the country. So there's a port of authorities.

I guess so. Okay, if there was a Port Authority, why didn't they... I remember stepping you. You're fine. Well, they don't... It doesn't matter. They have to have it. Because it goes through a computer system, right?

I mean, they also stamp it, but they also... Oh, they scan it. They subscribe to the Tune Fats? Yes, they do, yeah. Wow. Would you disembark a ship that's sailing from Barcelona to Venice but stops off at Rome? As soon as you get off at the Port Authority, boop, you get a free download of shooting the fat. When you scan your passport...

You get a free download. How did you get that deal? You know, it took a long time to work out the deal. I bet because State Department, you know, that's pretty. The people, a lot of people that probably didn't understand what I wanted. No. But I finally figured, I finally got it. I figured it out.

Yeah. So as soon as I scan, boop. Yeah. You subscribe already and it's downloaded really. That's what happens. I can't. Dude. I don't even think our boss does that.

Shh. All right, let's go to the break room. Coca-Cola zero. You did already. You did it. I don't care. It's hump day. I'm going back again.

So that means have to play the music again, or can I just? Oh, we're going to the break room. You do know that I play music. Do you ever listen to the podcast once this for truly produced? I don't think so,

because you give me that look like, what is he talking about music? There's a music intro for a year. I know there is. You play the water, found the whole thing. I got. It's Wednesday.

Come on. Let's go. Seriously. You miss me. So apparently there's going to be a new Elvis biopic. Do you see? I can't wait. Yeah.

I mean, I know this is a big surprise, but, you know, I'm an Elvis fan. What? I know. It's not like you have a kid named after him. Oh, wait, I do. Oh. Well, it's actually named after other Elvis's. I mean, there's other Elvis's on the planet.

Absolutely not. But I will tell you this. One of the reasons that I named him Elvis was, I mean, I love the name Elvis. I'm a fan of Elvis, but, and I do truly love the name Elvis. The matter, you know, I know there's, you know, Elvis Presley and, you know, I know, Elvis Presley and, you know, Elvis, whatever, hell. No, I'm not going to, nope. So there's Elvis Presley and there's Elvis Gerbach.

Okay. And there's Elvis, you know, the musician guy. How I got to think of a stupid name? Elvis Costello. Why couldn't I think of his stupid name? Amazing. I couldn't think of Elvis Costello's stupid name. I apologize Elvis Costello that I couldn't think of your last name because I love you.

Anyway, I love the name Elvis. So, but to have an Elvis biopic, it's going to be interesting to see where we go with it in today's world. Pump it up. The Elvis Costello. From probably about 1983. Maybe even earlier. Elvis Costello, Pump it up. 78.

Yeah, I believe it earlier. Ooh. Think of that. She's got to stand I don't want a jitter-tack Dutty-Dat a little bit of Dutty Elvis Costello coming at you

Good afternoon Yeah he's going to be in Vegas August 1st Yeah he was great He had a cancer scare not long ago either And he beat it Oh that's good Good for him

Yeah So anyway this guy Is going to be They've got the new Elvis coming at you Austin Butler. Who? Austin Butler as the king of rock and roll.

He looks a lot like a young Elvis man. Now, I just want to say this. I'm going to throw this out there for you. Okay. It would be my honor. It would be my honor to play Elvis the later years. I would love to be fat Elvis. There's a, okay.

I would. And there's so much to digest in here. I want to play fat Elvis. So there's a fat Elvis. In his later years before he died. Okay. He had the last few years before he died, he really. There's a fat Elvis, right?

He really kind of ballooned out. Yeah, Fat Elvis, right? I want to be him so bad. He would be performing on stage and he'd be sweating and he has a towel guy on stage, give him a towel. Tell me that's not me. He had a towel guy and he would wipe sweat off on stage and then throw the towel into the crowd. I wish I had an Elvis sweat towel from one of his shows. So I'm looking at fat Elvis

here. And that's not fat Elvis. You couldn't play that role. You know, you're not a fat Elvis yet. You couldn't play that role. I'm comparing here and there's no way you can play that role. You are sadly mistaken. You're not going to take me away from this role. This is my role and I want it. I want to be Fed Elvis, okay? And I don't really appreciate calling it Fat Elvis, but it's the only way I could get my point across.

I want to be Elvis in later years. I don't want to be Fat Elvis. I want to be Elvis in his later years. And you can even, I will even be filmed as, this is going to be. going to go out on a limb now. I don't think this is a fat Elvis. No, it is not.

Okay. Really funny, but it's not. Hold it up to the camera. I have more than to the camera. Look at that. Yeah. Okay, so that's just a Photoshop, just so you know. That's not really Elvis that fat.

That's really funny. Really funny. Although I could play that role, too. Anyway, the, uh, I just want to go out on record as saying when we're doing the Elvis biopic that I will do, I will play Elvis in the later years

and I will even do scenes that a lot of other people would do because acting is in my blood. Acting is in my blood. What scenes other people would do? Acting is in my blood. You know the scenes I'm talking about.

As long as we're on, you know, Hollywood and stardom. Colin Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks son does something every year that really really kind of funny and really makes me laugh and I had forgotten about it until again this year. Tom Hanks just turned 63. Wow.

So his son Colin every year tweets, Instagrams, messages, tells everybody he wishes his dad happy birthday. But he wishes his dad happy birthday with a picture of Michael Keaton. And really funny. I love the whole idea. It's been an ongoing bit with him. The younger, you know, he wrote on Instagram,

he's a good man with a great sense of humor. Love you, pops. And it's him, you know, next to Michael Keaton. Really, really funny. That's a good bit to have with your folks. And I'm sure Tom, I'm sure Tom Hanks really appreciates this because that's really funny. Can we talk about Netflix for a little bit?

Just as a side note. Just I want to talk about next one. Are you going to talk about the decision? I want to talk about next one. But first, let's talk about they're, they've just decided to make this huge movie, okay, with Gail Godot, Ryan Reynolds, and The Rock. Wow. Okay. That's going to cost billions.

Well, they've already set aside at least $130 million. Just for them. For the movie. Wow. It's supposed to be $130 million action heist comedy. All right. It's be their biggest production yet, all right? Okay, good luck.

Good luck. God bless. And I hope that they do everything PC enough for you in the movie. Because now Netflix is editing stuff out of shows that they've done before. Two years ago. Because it's not because it's, because it's why. It's somebody got upset. 13 reasons why.

Which is about the suicide. It's the whole thing. So first was like, oh, I remember, man, this is when I started working here. That's the movie That TV show came out Me and LBJ did like a whole thing about it So it comes out

The legend Baines Johnson And you No If you return to Fox News You look at black man A real sexy black man Lawrence B Jones Yeah he used to work here

Oh not Linda Bain No No no no No He used to have a Saturday show After you Yes after you Yeah

Yeah anyways I'm not doing something After Lawrence Let's be clear about that He is after me Let's be clear about that Go ahead with your story, but it's why I'm not letting that one slide. Go ahead.

So 13th is right about a girl who committed suicide, and then you find out the 13 recent sweatsh she committed suicide. But when it came out, even I was like, oof, because they literally show everything. Freaking little razor goes through her hands. Yeah, no. Lankwise. Yeah, it goes.

Not sideways, sideways, it heals up. Yes. She did it the correct way. Oh, that's too offensive. Okay, so Netflix went out and then put the, suicide hotline I'm okay with that I'm sorry they should have done that

absolutely that should have done but then again Netflix sounds to be different so all right but I've been saying they absolutely should have at least been then after that was it's too sexual okay too sexual because there was a couple of rape scenes where the dude rape the main character

and that's one of the reasons for she gave me suicide so it was part of the show of the plot line is exactly what I said What caused her to be all screwed up? Exactly. That's why we were doing the show. Yes. We were doing the show.

Yes. Yes. That's the story. Yes. 13 reasons. Yes. Just a thought. And then two years later, now that they said they're going to just remove this with such stuff.

I mean, it's just dumb. Then what have the TV show? What's the show about? A girl with tapes. And then I'm sorry, it's two years later. Two and a half years later? Like, oh, we don't want new people to watch it. Well, guess what?

People already watched it and downloaded it and have it. So you're not doing anything. It's very super. And again, I said, I thought next was supposed to be different. First, it caved with the smoking. And we talked, I'm telling you, we talked about it not long ago, about they're starting to feel the fire of app fatigue. But under that app fatigue, they're losing, they're losing some business.

I know that, look, they've got hundreds of millions of subscribers. I get it. So it's tough to feel sorry for the. guy. But times are going to be tough real soon. They've taken a bunch of money. I mean, they've used a lot of money. They're in debt to create this content. And good for them. And I love it. But if they're going to continue down this road instead of being different, that's what's going to hurt them. I think that they're taking my personal opinion, stay different. Yes. Push that envelope. That was Apple. Push that envelope so that during app fatigue,

I still want your app. Yeah. And by the way, this is really smart from them having Duane Johnson, Ryan Reynolds, and Galgado. Those are three strong actors. All alone was strong. Yes. And not just that, they're safe characters. Oh, yeah.

The Rock, he loves them. Safe. Yep. Ryan Reynolds, super safe. Galgadah, safe. They're safe characters. You know, they're not getting in trouble. You know, they're not going to bring any bad publicity.

No, kidding. Ryan Reynolds will bring publicity. by doing something super like he always does, like we did for Deadpool and he did for Pikachu. Gaga, that will bring you that female empowerment in a nice, classy way without offending like the girl from Marvel did, Captain Marvel. Right.

And the Rock will bring the rest. The Rock is the rest. I mean, the Rock is, everybody loves him no matter what. So whatever he does is great. That is, plainness, very strong and safe when it comes to the Aphatic. But they contacted us, well, you know, before they worked this deal out so we could tell them that, let him know that that was such a strong deal.

Just like, you know, I didn't want to say that out loud, but as long as it's out there now, it's out there now, you know, they contact us and said, hey, what do you think about Gail and Ryan and Dwayne? Oh, do you have time because I have a notebook here? You're playing it safe. Let's just put it that way. I'm just to give you the Cliff Notes, you're playing it very safe for your 2020 release. I think you guys are looking for November 13, 2020.

Oh, yeah. I will say that I think that my original quote to them was spend about $180 million. They've knocked it back to about $130. So they're not spending as much as I'd like to see them spend, which could be proved to be a little problem in post-production. But hey, you know, whatever. It's their call. This is very interesting.

I'm sorry. The script was delivered 10 days ago and they picked it up like this. 10 days. And they picked it up. Yeah. That is very telling for that. What are they foreseen? What do you mean?

It's going to be a huge hit. Yeah, but this is. Plus, this is their way. This is their way to slap the academy back down on that we're making movies and we're going to be part of the movie world and just shut the hell up. Ooh, when is the big release of Apple TV? Oh, I don't know. That's a good point.

Is it next year? Probably, yeah. Okay, this is November next year. I think everybody... Making their contact. Making their... And Disney. And Disney.

Yes. Because Disney took all the Marvel stuff. Yeah. So, like, you want to hear, I'll... I'll grab the rock. I'll grab Ryan Reynolds and go to that. Come on, come on, come on. Let's go.

You're mine. I mean, that's how you do it. We told them that when they call this. Yeah. The Fisher, Chris... Yeah. Yeah, production company. It's out there now.

Yeah. It's out there now. Yeah. You know, I didn't want to talk about it again, like I said, but it's out there now. I let it slip, so we might as well as to let it go. We talk about all the time on this show about something's going on. What's happening? I even mentioned earlier in this show.

And then we have this story. And you tell me. You tell me. We talked, I don't know, yesterday or today about some giant jellyfish. Right? Swimming in the ocean. He's scooping his stupid jellyfish. There's poison off.

It's goop. It's goop. Whatever it was. Making people, making people with their jellyfish-itch disease. Yeah, I said. Sea lice. Yeah, it was today.

I just saw you, you know, it was just piano. Whenever we talked about it. It doesn't about. We talked about it whenever it was. Yeah, just peony. In the history. Yes.

Pionette. So, well, tell me this story. He doesn't tell you something that's happening. You know why you can't? You're not going to be able to because you can't. You can't, all right?

Tell us. Tennessee. Tennessee police. the rest of the man who allegedly tried to flush his drugs down the toilet. All right? Now that happens all the time. You don't think anything of it. Well, that's what you're supposed to do, right?

Well, if you, nobody's home. Um, you pizza delivers here. Police, I got to go to the bathroom. Nobody's home. I mean, for you, you never, you never answer the door. Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, let them knock it down. Yes. They've already showed, they've already showed up with.

the door knocker. Let them use it. It's only fair for the cops. They drag that big old horn, ram horn in there. Next thing you know, you're going to answer the door? What? No. No. Let them work for it. It's their job. And they might want to use the ram horn on you just to say that they used it. And it's their job. Are you really going to come short? Right. When you go to McDonald's, do you do the burger for them too? Of course not. Exactly. Of course not. It's just silly. So now the Tennessee Loretto Police Department are warning people. They're warning people that don't flush your drugs down the toilet. Now we've been told this before.

You turn them into CVS or Walgreens. I mean even Alex Diggleberry told us about the GMOs in the water. You mean Alex Jones? Yeah, yeah. It talked about the, you know, turning the frogs gay. And the shrimp. Pedophile TSA. Yeah.

No, no. The petapile TSA doesn't have anything. He didn't talk about that, but it has nothing to do with this. Wow. The shrimp aside, yeah. With the shrimp asides and everything. So this is, you know, this ties into that. He was way ahead of his time.

That's all I'm saying. It's that they don't flush it down the toilet because they're concerned about meth-gators. Right? Thank you. Now, first. There's a movie that came out like that. Crawl. Did you see it? Yes, but that's not a meth game.

No, no, no, this is just an oversized skater. But Methcator's going to be Crawl too. Thank you. Thank you. They just gave a plotline for the next movie. Yes. This time he's pissed. This is high.

Right. So good. You're welcome. We don't want to say the news again, but we talked to the crawl people and we give them that. That's going to be number two. Meth Gators. Tell me you wouldn't watch it. Tell me you wouldn't watch it.

You know what? You can't. Yeah, if you watch all chargnatos, you definitely watch Mertaggator. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. You already got crawl. You've got Meg.

You got all the jaws, the Jurassic Parks, all of that. Tell me you're not going to watch Meth Gators? You will watch Mith Gator. Yes. Oh, my gosh. Meth Gators. I want to produce it. Well, we do know people at the Gatorland, so we just need a couple of those actors.

Love Gatorland. Holy crap. But the part of the plot could be keeping the meth out of Gatorland, because if the meth gets into Gatorland. You screw. The whole Florida is gone. You are doomed. And in fact, the ending, I don't want to spoil it for you. It's fine.

It's fine. I don't want to spoil it for you. But it's just creative right here. You spoil it, and then people would be like, hey, what if you do this? That's true. Yeah. So I was thinking maybe at the end of Meth Gators one, or Meth Gator one. Yeah, Meth Gator, yeah.

Just Meth Gator, yeah. Just Meth Gator, yeah. That you would, we'd end the movie with meth getting into Gatorland. And that gives us the door for number two. Right. Now we just have to get it from. Gatorland, Math. So it starts from Tennessee.

Somehow we have to get it to Florida. Oh, that's easy enough. And then from Florida, we have to get it to Gatorland. So we have to... The Gatorland is in Florida. No, no, but you can't just go straight to Gatorland. You have to go to Florida. You know, maybe go to Sanford because there's a big Sanford, you know, Gator...

That's real close to Gator. It is real close to Gatorland. It is not. It is not. Sanford... You are the last person to talk to me about geography. When was the last time you were in Florida? You are the last person to talk to me about geography.

You're absolutely right. Yes, I'll give you that. But when was the last time you went Florida? I don't remember. Exactly. So, Sanford and Kissimmee. It's right there. They're right there, baby.

Oh, no. They have to pass. Winter Park, Orlando. Oh, you have to go through a couple of cities, so it's not right there. Yes, it is not right there. You don't have to cover the whole state. It's just a couple of cities. It's right there.

Oh, my God. You don't. Stop talking. I'm just going to turn off my mic. Stop talking. Thank you.