Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 153 | Fat Pile Friday - Moon Landing Edition

Episode Date: July 19, 2019

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So if you get your car stolen, do you report it and move on and hope the insurance, you know, covers it or make your payments or add it on to a new car? Or do you report it and then try to get it back? So a lady in Kansas City, Danielle Reno, said she grabbed her daughter, went into the store, came back out, car was gone. Toyota four runner gone. She was like, what the heck? I mean, in the car was her phone, you know, her keys, her credit cards or debit cards. They took it all.

So she reported it. And of course, the police are okay, thank you. We'll be on top of it. We'll get with it. So she decided, do you know what? I'm going to find these people. I'm going to hunt them down. And that's exactly what she did.

She tracked purchases on her debit and credit cards, as well as activity on her phone. The attendant at a gas station told her, oh, yeah, they were here. They said they were going to go. They were heading to Applebee's down the road. Off she goes to Applebee's. So they walked into Applebee's, ordered waters and sat down,

and in they walked. She saw her car get parked, and in the people walked. and she said she recorded a video saying her heart was racing and I'm going to get my car with these people before I call the police I want them to know what it feels like to have the car gone so she hops in the car and it takes up but ooh uh when you steal a car you don't care about it so it's all just a nasty mess spilled beer trash cigarettes gross and so she said and so the smell when she opened it up was just nasty So we're pretty much going to write this car off. Probably should have just let it go. But the people who stole their car, they've been arrested.

They've been shut down. And they said, the police said, well, yeah, nice detective. We don't recommend citizens do this, though. No, we don't want people actually getting their merchandise back. We don't want that to happen. But the police were okay because she never. put herself in harm's way. She just wanted her car back, which, you know, I understand.

But on the other hand... Well, over a forerunner? I mean, a Volkswagen bug, I could understand. But a four-runner? No. Welcome to Pet Pile Friday. Let's talk about some criminals. Let's talk about some criminals, shall we?

Let's talk about my man El Chapo, or as we like to call him here. Joaquina Shivaldo-Gusman Loera. El Chapo. He's been in jail and in court and he was convicted and now he's been sentenced to life in prison. Wow. Now, was that a surprise to anyone? No.

Yes. I'm surprised he's actually still in jail. Yes. Not by us, but by someone else. I found it funny that they shut down the one bridge in New York every day that they took him to the courtroom. You've seen those movies? It would have been fantastic to see, you know, a helicopter come by and just take them out.

Take him out or maybe just have the big magnet on it. Whoop. No, everybody's going to with the car. Everybody has seen those movies. It would be so great. Just flying. Oh, he'd been a hero, but it didn't happen. So life of prison.

Not the same day, his daughter started her clothing line, the old chopper closing line. And also they were, he was an. for him that he had to give back because he's being fined like $12 billion. And Ted Cruz is like build the wall. I'm sure he's getting right on that. I'm sure he's getting, he's going to get right on that. Yeah, he called his accountant.

And he was like, hey, I need to transfer all these dollars because they're saying that I have to pay the finance of $12,000 billion of dollars. Uno Wells Fargo? They'll just... In New Mexico don't have Wells Fargo. No, what do they have?

Bank of Popular. No, but they have the... How do they transfer money? What's that called again? That Wells Farrell. Oh, the, yeah, yeah, the guy, yeah, the wire transfers. Yeah. No, the guy.

The wire transfers. Yeah. I've been saying it, a wire transfer. I know what that stuff. That's what you call it. It's not the company. Western Union. Thank you.

That's, thank you. Wells Fargo Western Union. Yeah, is the guy in the horse with the money back? They've been around forever. Yeah. You don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So I'm sure he's right now. No problem, Senator Cruz. He's getting right. Just head down to Western Union at your local Kroger. And I'm sure it's going to wait. It'll be right there for you. Just tell him Ted Cruz.

Yeah. Is there money for Ted Cruz? Ted Cruz? Wired from. Joaquina Chibardo Guzman Loera. El Chapo. Is it there yet? No?

Maybe he sent it to Donald J. Trump. Yeah, check that. I'll see if it's there. See if it's there. See if it's there. See if. Donald J. Trump has a wire transfer from Joaquina Chibardo-Gusman Loera.

El Chapo. And let's see if he does. Because if he does, I'll go get down right now. We'll bring him down here and we'll get it for him. But I'm going to run over to the salad bar real quick. Coker has a salad bar? Oh, yeah. Nice. Nice. Come to think of it the way Ted's looked lately.

I'm going to head over to the fried chicken bar. No, the beer. At the deli. You know, that's why he's growing up. At the deli. Because everybody's forgetting on his beard and forget about his waistline. that's why you grow his beer out That's a good How's that working out for you?

For who? You What do you mean me? I'm asking how's it working out for you? I've had a beer the entire time you know me You're right, I'm just asking Oh my gosh, I've never noticed your waistline Next to criminal in line

Is Jeffrey Epstein Whoa, whoa, alleged And he's been convicted once Alleged No, he's been convicted once Alleged It's not alleged, he's been convicted once These are new crimes

ever brought to him alleged criminal. New possible crimes. New possible crimes. Alleged. So he was denied bail. They were up to over 100 million. Just get the guy out.

I mean, you know all the people in that black book have donated cash. Just get them out. Get them out. Judge is like, no. No. We, uh, no. I was reading the whole list of things that the judge went down about why, why he's not setting them free.

I could probably sum it up. Go ahead. Go ahead. County County It is pretty close Well the judge can't say that right now Because he hasn't been on trial And it's all alleged

So Yeah Yeah right now That's gonna be a great SVU No wait Is it an SVU or no more law? They've already done an Epstein SVU

Oh they have? Oh yeah That was a old while ago Oh okay Now they could Do a different one all the time He's been Alleged crimes

These crimes are taking place And they've already had the Epstein I watched the Epstein one where the guy's getting a massage, and then they find the little girl, then they find the tapes, and they find the, his do girl is taking, bringing the girls in. Oh, yeah.

So that was Jeffrey Epstein. Sounds like every other episode of SVU. I know. Yeah, sounds familiar. So he was denied bail and he's still going to be a jail. Now, I will say that we did say that if he got bail, poof. Well, we did find diamonds and fake passports.

Alleged. Yeah, and one passport was out of date, but it said that his home was Saudi Arabia. It wasn't a Saudi Arabian passport. It was another passport, a Dutch passport or something. But that had already timed out. I have a question. Yes?

How many password can you have? Many as you want. Okay. When you have, I don't know, what's Jeff got? Four or five hundred millionth. And you're used, and you have friends in really powerful places? Intelligence. You can have a passport

To anywhere Now you can have You know I would say My guess is what How many can you have actually one per country Don't just hold up one finger Like you can only have one You can only have one

There's all kinds of people Have multiple passports You can not have multiple passports All kinds of people have multiple passports Yes I had two passport But one was government passport And one was Oh what was that

The American passport But the government passport I never had it It was just stayed with the military So even when I was traveling, I only had a one. It's one passport. Why did you? The differences.

I'm sorry? I don't understand what the difference is. Some countries would not let me in with a normal passport. They had to let me in with a red passport. With the military one. The military one, yeah. Which you did get to keep. Dude, I didn't know.

The government just says he's got one. Move on. Yeah. If you want to see it, ask me. Exactly. Or you get your Geneva orders and then that will get you through certain countries. Right, right, right. Yeah.

And those orders are like, he's got it, shut up. Yeah, exactly. I've got it here. Yes. You want to see it come to me? Yes. Yes. All right.

Other case, Kevin Spacey. I told you that they knocked out some of the stuff and they were going to go back and the homeboy had already, you know, they lost the texts and the cell phone. And now that's completely thrown out. Have a nice day. That entire Massachusetts want to be groping, sexual insoling. sexual incident of Kevin Spacey and the bartender, gone. Have a nice day.

His accusations. Because it was all bull crap. The guy even said, even what we knew, it was all bull crap. And then in court it even got worse because they had deleted texts. They had misplaced the phone. It was ridiculous to keep going through these motions. And finally we got to the point where he took the stand and he takes the fifth. The guy who sees.

says, hey, here's this guy groped me and made me feel so bad. It was horrible. He takes his dad, takes the fifth. Are you kidding me? Get out of here. I'm surprised the judge just didn't throw him in jail. And say, you take the fifth? Go ahead. Take the fifth in jail. You put us all through this. You know, it is. If the judge can do

whatever he wants. It's a Massachusetts. The judge can do what he wants. He throws him. Do you take in the fifth? We're going to do it. Go ahead and take your fifth in jail. Thank you. That's ridiculous. So that guy was just gone. Have a nice day. Once again, once again, we had to go through all these motions because of an allegation that was all bull crap.

And you say, but Kevin, it sounded like he actually did start groping this guy. So? So? It certainly wasn't unwanted. That was the problem. Then once the mom found out, it was unwanted from the mom, but the kid didn't still want it. But Jeffrey, he was a minor. The kid was still happy that Kevin Spacey's here and he's feeling me up.

I'm so happy. I can't wait. That's what those, that's why the text went missing. Why are you looking at me like that? What did I say? No, he's just funny. You didn't say anything wrong.

I mean, I didn't see the text. I don't know the exact verbiage of the, I don't know the exact verbiage of each text. I'm just guessing what the, that was a good guess. It's a good guess. If it was me, if I was at the bar in Massachusetts

and Kevin was, you know, said wanted to be with me that's what I would text that's what I would text why you say it like that no I'm just that you

yeah from what I saw the little kid and you I don't think he'd come his type maybe Max is his type Elvis when he was a little bit younger

could be his type but you hmm hmm so what he said? That you're not his type. So, I mean, Kevin's still got all kinds of stuff, but he's been accused.

I mean, he has just been accused of all this stuff, and he's lost everything. Now, he lost everything. I mean, he probably only has two houses he has to live in now. He's not working. That's what I'm saying. He did lose his Netflix gig. He lost everything. And you know, Netflix's going to milk that game, I mean, has a car for a while.

He had a lot of money from Netflix for that. And they took him out of that movie. They took him out. Yes. They filmed the movie. They did the whole thing again out of the movie. It was just ungodly stupid. Just ungodly stupid.

So is he guilty of some of this stuff? I mean, we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. He's been accused. Accused you all the time. They got rid of him pretty fast. And so you got to believe that it kind of.

Yeah. It was the word around the cool. Yes. Everybody knew. You know, that it was, but since it was Kevin and everybody was making money and everybody just hush, hush, and shut your face. You watch parking back. So what if, you know what? You want to be in a house of cards.

Okay, well, tomorrow when you come in, Kevin's going to grab your butt. And then he might, if he gets, if he moves on to that, if he's feeling good, he might put his hand down your pants. And then, and then you're going to go get a cup of coffee and you're going to get him to work. Okay. I mean, do you say no to that? Right? Seriously, not seriously. I'm asking you.

I'm looking at you now. I'm looking at you in the camera right now. Yeah, for, we're looking at you microphone. No, but I want the people to know about the cameras right here. Yeah, yeah. Look at the camera. I want to look at you right in eye to eye now. I think of cameras aside.

How many of you have enough gumption to say no to that? Oh. A lot of money. A lot of fame? Uh, you know, and you, you have to put up with a guy grabbing your butt, put this hand down your pants, a couple times a couple times a day maybe. Is that it? And then do we get to work?

I mean, it's tough to, it's tough to say no to that. Wow, don't look at me like that. All right, so we'll move on. And let's, I mean, hold on, move on. You've seen the TV show Parks and Rec. Yeah, some of it. The little Asian, the little Indian Indian, the little Indian, Aziz is his real name.

So he was talking about, he has a new special on Netflix. And one of the bits I was doing was about Michael. And how people had to know that Michael was doing what he was doing allegedly. You know, all these stuff. Because here's Michael, you know, coming to a concert, about to perform. And here's eight-year-old Timmy next to him. And then Michael's like, yeah, this is my little friend, eight-year-old Timmy. you know

Michael is that you like people had to know why is Michael hanging up with an eight year old because he liked kids did he

yes he liked kids and he never had a childhood so this was a way for him to live his childhood my God with Timmy from Arizona and he's in New York yes

wow don't you know the Michael Jackson story whatever go on go on with the little parks and recreation story go watch it

go watch it Oh, go ahead with your little Parks and Rec story. It's on Netflix. What's his name? A Z. It's just a Z? He's like Cher, like Madonna. Yeah, Z, AZ, A Z.

Azzy. Azzy. Assy. Yes. Nothing else. I don't know. You watched it. You're the one promo.

But that's his name, Aziz. Z. I always forget to put the extra Z at the end. So I just come Aziz. Aziz. But it's... Aziz. Yeah.

Aziz. Yeah. Is it Zah or a? Zah. Aziz. Okay, so it's Aziz. Yeah. A Z I Z.

I was forgetting. There's no Z on the end of that. Yeah. Z. A Z. A Z. Yeah. So Z.

Aziz. There's no Z. Yeah, there is. If there's a Z, if you, if you word ends in Z and Z, Z, Z. A C. A C. Is this. language class that you're teaching me is that was yes okay all right good good one more dirt bag we

can talk about uh Harvey Weinstein how long's it been how long's it been three years three almost three I mean the guy is not in jail he's lost every right business gone everything gone I mean I don't how much money he's got in his in his bank account but maybe maybe I don't know went to rehab did he yeah did he go to rehab For drugs or for sex? For sex. We saw him get on the private plane. I think he went to Arizona and then he came back to California. Well, now he's in New York.

I mean, he lives in New York. Anyway, he is not, I mean, the whole Me Too movement. All the accusations against him, nothing has been, there's no actual convictions to any of that. What about that? Zero. What about that girl that accused Trump like a couple months ago? Where did she at? zero and they're trying to dig up the stripper stuff again today

we're getting political again that's not political that's not political that's well they're digging up the payoffs yeah again for the strippers I got news for you nobody cares Colin's already in jail for paying off these bimboes and not saying anything to anybody that's Trump doesn't have anything to do with it and I'm sorry that video that they're shown from 92 with him and Epstein uh showing Donald Trump's bachelor life oh shut up i'm sorry of course they're both billionaires from new york does a bachelor he made no secrets of it no and i'm sorry if i'm one of those girls yes i want to go up to him have him grab me a little butt cheek got gave me a kiss in the mouth like what you feel i need a billion

yes and there's nothing wrong with that i mean it is absolutely amazing and i'm we surprised that Donald Trump was freaking praying. He talked about it. That was his life. That was why everybody loved him. Yes. Everybody in the world loved him. And what is he, has he even been, I mean, the stripper, what's her face?

Yeah. What's supposed to be when Melania was pregnant, right? So that's the only time, if true. Stormy. If true, that he cheated on his wife now. And are we surprised, Jeff Fisher? Are we surprised? Oh, my God.

You are, I am not. I am not. How do people cheat on their spouses? Thank you. It is so wrong. It is so wrong to cheat on their spouses. When you have a loving spouse at home, it is wrong to leave and twice. That's what you cheat on them when they pray.

Yeah, as the future king. I mean, if you're right, thank you. I mean, look, raise your hand if you've had a wife that's pregnant. Go ahead. Raise your hand. Raise your hand. And if you remember what is like when your wife is pregnant. Go ahead.

Raise your hand. Don't, don't not put your hand up. I know. I know. I know. Idiots. Come on. You could drive with one hand.

Put your hand up. All right. So now you know. You think to yourself, yeah. I mean, if I had the opportunity. If I was a future king or the future president. And I'm sorry, that package that MSNBC was spun. You could see here the future president.

did he know he was going to be president in 92? Future president. Shut up. He always joked about running and he always joked about saying he wasn't going to run. That's just... All right, we're getting close to us. We're talking too much about Donald Trump. I'm sorry.

That came from Harvey Weinstein. I just want to say that I know he's a dirtbag and we all hate him, but he hasn't been convicted of anything. Except in the eye of the media, the eye of the media has him guilty and in the biggest dirtbag in the world, except eh he hasn't

been convicted of anything has he yet you shut him down it's got no business he's got no family it's all over for him I guess that's all that matters all that matters

all right let's talk about the moon and the astronauts and we'll play our theme song for moon talk for a theme song

for Talk. So I was waiting. Did you ask me to find music about the moon talk? It's for the theme. So what we could do is we can have like a maybe a rocket taken off and then get that sound effect and then we can go right into maybe the police walking on the moon, something like that, you know.

Who walking in the moon? The police? Yeah, the police. No, I think it was like the musical group. Oh. Oh, okay. I thought I missed something. So we got the big anniversary this weekend.

And it's been an astronaut NASA novella because it's been all week that we've been partied. It's worthy. Is the Russians taking off? Sputnik before we flew just flying around the world in the 50s? Is that the open to our space segment? That's great. So what we want is the Russians lifting off Sputnik because it flew around the world on the 50s. That's what we want.

So you got the big celebration this weekend and have fun. Look, I just read a story about how we're all racing to go, you know, to Mars. We're racing to go back to the moon. And Russia and China are looking to, you know, go to the moon now. And, you know, we still have our stuff up there, right? We still got our flag and we still got the footprints and we still got some other stuff up there. Well, that's international territory. No.

Yeah, it is. Yes, it is, my friend. What flag is standing on the moon? It doesn't matter. That is not international. Call Trump. I need this to be... We need to make it a 51st state.

Agreed. The first state is the moon. I agree. They're talking about maybe we just make like that area a new park, like a national park. Thank you. Yes. I mean, I'm up for a moon park. I don't care how much it...

We could go into quadruple trillion dollars in debt. That moon is ours. I agree. But according to... Ours and... Transformers. Yes. Yeah, thank you. I'm sorry.

Thank you. Max, I know you listen. Ours and Transformers, but Transformers on the dark side of the moon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got the other side over here. Which is fine. It's a mutual treaty that we sign and we're okay with it. So, I mean, I'm with you.

I'm with you 100%. But I don't think the rest of the world is because the rest of the world is like, man, that's international. We can do what we want with it. Now, how mad, where are you going to be? How seriously mad? Now, not fake man. mad, but are you going to be really mad?

Let's say if China lands on the moon. Mad. Am they landing on the moon today? I'm not mad. I'm pissed. That we let China land. China lands on the moon. We don't have missiles to sit down?

Aside from being pissed, they actually just had enough energy and manpower to go to the moon. Aside from that, they land on the moon. And we see videos of China's craft rolling around the moon, rolling over the flag, rolling over our footprints, throwing stuff off. leaving instead of laughing. Ha ha ha ha. This is our mood now. How pissed are you?

Pist. Right? Come on now. They just invaded the United States. I don't know. They just invaded a territory that we marked with a flag. And did you know the Armstrong carried a little piece of wood from an airplane that belonged to the Wright brothers? That's pretty cool.

This is NASA facts. And also did you know that a public. 11 if it would have failed President Nixon already had a speech ready. Yes, I did know that. I did know. And also, did you know? I know you're going down your little fax list. So I'll see if, you know, I'll let you do your little, Christ, you think,

smile on your face. Like, I've got NASA Facts. Okay. Fat Pile Friday, NASA Fax, celebrating the 50th anniversary. I got to write that done. That's a show title. Not only. Say it again.

Show title one more time? A fat pile Friday. Fat Pile Friday. 50th anniversary of the moon? celebration, right? I forget what I said now. You can go back and listen. Okay, so you said something.

I forget what I say. That's just, look, there's no off-swich on genius. Things just come out. So what you're saying? I should be writing at all times. Okay. There's got to be a transcript somewhere, my friend. Okay.

We don't have a transcriptionist? Oh, we do. Yes. You know what? Okay. I'll call her. Okay, thank you. I'll call Sarah and have her transcribe everything.

What I'm saying? Should be happening anyway. No, I'll make sure that. for this episode, we have a transcription and then everything will be on the record. Thank you. Did you know the Armstrong and, oh, who's calling me now? What? Okay.

Sorry. Do you know that Armstrong and Aldrin spent almost a full day on the surface of the moon? That's a fax. That pile Friday facts. When they return on the earth, 21 days in quarantine. Fat Pile Friday Fax, moon landing. I like it. I like it.

Sarah, you got that? Yeah, Sarah got it. I didn't hear her, but go ahead. Did you, okay, so you're talking about what we left out. We left up recordings, pictures of humans. I mean, that's just kind of dumb, really. Yeah. And then who got chosen to be the model?

Yeah, what picture? Just using the pictures that they're using in picture frames? Did we leave that guy, the model guy? The model guy from Walmart and the model family from Walmart. This is the model family. We are humans. Do you know that they had to file a travel voucher to travel? to the moon.

What? Yeah. Okay. See, that's just dumb. Also, the astronauts landed with only 25 seconds of fuel to spare. Come on, man. Yeah, that leads into my fat pile Friday moon fact is that I realized that I was watching something and they talked about how if they did make it off, like we had, you know,

to meet up with our, with the, with the spaceship. traveling around the moon, the spaceship was supposed to leave without them. Yeah, yeah. Just take off, have a nice day. I don't know if that's in your Fat Pile Friday Moon Facts or not. No, no, no, it's not there,

but did you know that almost 600 million people watched it on television? Watched out of their small black and whites, man. Big squareback. That was about 53 million families watched it in the United States globally goes up to 550 million. And I remember my grandfather telling me about it about the moon landing and how he watched it.

How he watched it on, how he had a little black and white TV on top of an old console TV in the living room of their house and that they, you know, all gathered around and watched it. I remember my grandfather talking about that. I'm sorry, Jeffrey, you were older than the moon.

And you tell me that your grandfather told you about the moon landing. Yeah, because I'm not old enough to remember. I'm not old enough to remember. that we all gathered around those 12-inch black and white TV in the living room of the house that we were living in in Saginaw, Michigan to watch the moon landing. I've not old enough for that.

Also, my last fact is, I didn't know this, and you might have known this. I may have known this, yes. The first meal that they had on the moon was communion. Both Aldrin took to communication system, send back a message to the crew saying I would like to request a few moments of silent I would like to invite each person listening

wherever or whoever he may be to contemplate for a moment the events of the past few hours and give thanks in his own individual way yeah we'd like to do that buzz but we can't so thanks for trying okay we should have done because then NASA sensors oh really back then too

and then Aldrin was reading the gospel John and then he opened two packages containing the bread and the wine from church in Texas he poured it into the chalice and then Neil Armstrong looked on in silence Aldrin took communion and that was the first food ever prepared and consumed in the moon were communication buzz you're there

hello Pat Pile Friday moon facts so bad so bad no I didn't know that I did not and by the way

I wasn't around at the time I wasn't around at the time I didn't watch this you can find this story on Daily Wire and Jeff feel tweeted out and if you're listening to the Apollo 11 podcast that I've been listening to for the last couple of days.

Why would they do that when they could listen to this podcast, chewing the fat? When they subscribe to chewing the fat. Yes. And they download chewing the fat. Go over there and listen to Apollo 11 what we saw. And you can find those facts that I just read to you. I've been listening to that podcast. Have you?

How many pieces are you in? Apollo 11, the podcast is. Yeah. How many episodes are you? Rivening. How many pieces are you in? When they talked about, I don't know, it was like two or three. and when they talked about

how they did that well you know how they how they did that thing it's like the second or third podcast welcome to Apollo 11 mission control the space race 12 years

of open warfare between two superpowers the United States and the Soviet Union 50 years ago mankind first set foot upon the moon you owe it to yourself and to history to experience the space and see how it took hundreds of small steps to get to that one giant leap. Yeah, we saw it figures, the movie.

I'm Bill Will. And this is what we saw. See? That's episode, what, two or three? No, that's a trailer. So, yeah, I love the idea of it. They're going to be celebrating all weekend long, and, you know, there's all kinds of televised events going on. D.C. has turned the memorial into the rocket.

Right. You saw the picture, it looks great. It looks awesome. It looks awesome. There's a lot of really cool things happening. If you in Florida, why aren't you at this kind of space center? And you see in New York where they have the people's moon in Times Square? Nice.

Really cool, where they have like the giant footprints and everything. Nice. Really cool. I mean, they're paying, a lot of things going on around the country. So if you have an opportunity to go out and party and take communion like the astronauts did on the moon. Wait, we've been censoring you too. What's that? We're being censored here too.

What? What? You can't say cum. Wait a minute. Who knew that chess players were a bunch of criminals? Amazing. So I've had this story in the fat pile for a while about the chess player that got busted. Igor's Rassus.

I think that's how you said. I'm sorry? Igor's Rossus. I-G-O-R-S-R-A-U-S-I-S-I-U-S-I-S-I. us. Igor's Rosses is, you know, 58 years old. He's a chess grandmaster. He got himself busted for using his smartphone in the toilet stall.

The International Chess Federation says it caught the Latvian Czech player red-handed using his phone during a game on Friday and has since been suspended. The ICF says that Rosses was long suspected to be a team. cheat. His ranking has miraculously shot up in recent years and that the bust is merely the first shot in its fight against cheating. Now, Igor Srosses admits that, yeah, I did it. Uh, you know, I just lost my mind. I was using my phone. What can I say? Listen, what I committed yesterday is good lesson for me. I played my last game of chess already. I don't worry about it. Okay. I am Igor Rassiz.

I can do what I want. But in the story, it says that the ICF has reported Igor Rassiz. To the French police. What are the French police going to do? Arrest them? For what? Breaking a chess master rule? Yes?

No. Put him in jail? That's a rule. That's a rule. That's a rule. That's not a rule. That's not a rule. That's a rule.

been sitting in jail for asking a super question. You don't think they're going to put this guy in jail? I guess that's possible. But then when I looked at, when I was looking at it up, I realized that chess players are cheating criminals, man. And I love chess. But the top story is from a couple of years

ago with the best chess player in the world was arrested. Moroslav Ivanov was arrested. Police caught him red as he was sending counterfeited driver's license in the local post office. Well, you know, what does he do between get a chess changing.

Eight years of jail for producing fake documents. Yeah, I mean, how's he got to pay for his chess playing, right? It's not like just out every day. He wants a year. Chess is expensive to play. So you have the big tournament. You have nationals. And you got to eat.

You got to have a roof over your head. You got to have a new chess player. You got to have a new timepiece. You have a tie and a jacket, stuff like that. New. Sorry? I don't know. What else do they use?

What else do they use? I think we covered at all. The chess players? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look, it's not difficult. The game itself is difficult, but what you need is not difficult.

That's for sure. I love chess too. Speaking of chess, I love chess. Have you been able to see that TV show The Rook? No. It's good. Which one is that? That's the new one that started on...

Oh, yes. Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yes, it's just superpowers. The girl has superpowers. Yes, that's why I didn't watch it. And it's like, there's just government cover up in the UK. That's why I didn't watch it because I wanted it to be about chess.

Anyway. No, he's not about chess. So this, this is what I mean about this story. How chess players are cheats and crooks. Okay, this story dated 1862. How old were you? Chess player Armand Blackmar. And look, I remember him.

He was really good. He was arrested and imprisoned. by Union soldiers in New Orleans for publishing Confederate music. Right? A chess player. A cheat. A criminal.

Chess players, man. They all think they're just so damn smart. And they're not smart at all. And they get reported to the French police. Give me a break. Okay. So we see stories all. the time and you think to yourself

well I mean really is that is that all the jail time they're going to get I mean we did a story the other day where the guy got 615 years because the judge was pissed you know well he kind of deserved the 600 years I

yeah but then I see a headline where a lady gets just 30 days in jail and the headline is Ohio woman gets just 30 days in jail after sexually abusing kids at a daycare. I'm sorry. If you're doing something to even come close to abuse at a daycare center,

30 days in jail is not enough. It's just not. It's just not. I don't understand how anyone could harm little kids like that. I just don't understand it. She agreed to a plea deal. 14 misdemeanor counts of endangering children. She was facing only 180.

days in jail? I mean, that's embarrassing. I hope that someone... No, I don't want to say that out loud. It's just embarrassing. That she only gets that short a period of time. Then we have a story where a Greenville woman is sentenced to 20 years in prison after pleading guilty.

Okay, sure, for a couple of years, she stole money from her company. So? I mean, sure she was a bookkeeper. Sure, she opened a bank account under the business's name and then transferred all the money into that account. But she had the name on it. That's illegal? Yeah, that's a... So I can't open an account with the name of another business? No, you can't.

She said, look, I look, I wanted to live a lavish life and an extravagant lifestyle. Come on man. Who isn't? So I took the money. So she was out on Bono, waiting trial, and reportedly, she's out on Bonda wedding trial she took another 19 grand I mean how are you going to pay for the attorneys

thank you come on you got it's free money right according to the release hackney used the company's credit card machine to process fraudulent returns onto her credit card giving herself a refund for no merchandise man I wish I knew I could do that you could so in the old system

so right before McDonald's went like real big and they started having like the computer screen assets and accepting credit cards like that. So before, let's say I knew somebody that did not want to pay the bank fee for like $2 to withdraw money. So they will just run the credit card on the separate credit card machine for, let's say, $20. And then take the receipt and then put that receipt on the register and just grab $20 on the register. Right, okay.

And you could just do that. Or you could just... Yeah, I remember those days. Well, you could just put, you know, refund. And as long as you have receipts and matches, it's possible to make it happen. Sure. You just have to make sure that. Not that I've ever done that before, but it's possible.

Yeah. It doesn't make sure that you keep your receipts. Yes. You need your receipt? No. Okay. Okay. Rip pocket.

That's where you always say yes. Always get your receipt. Always get your receipt. Because on those receipts. Always get your lotto ticket when after they check it. Because on those receipt, there's a confirmation code. All you have to do is go to the little machine on the side. put a confirmation code refund

and then it comes Not that I've ever done that before No, no, no no But it's very easy Yes It used to be And against the law by the way It always was illegal

I'm sorry? Always was illegal No, no no It was illegal when they put the little chip on the card That's why they put a chip on the card Oh Yeah, yeah yeah Yeah, yeah

No, no Not before that Gotcha No So if there anything Past crimes I don't know something past crimes because it was not a crime.

Now it is a crime. So, do you ever look at the change that you get? Do you ever get change? Yes. And look at the money and go, oh, that's just a dime. Who cares?

You just get a dime. You throw it in the jar. Oh, yeah. The little compartment in the car. Whatever. Just throw it out. Just tossing in there. Okay, tell me.

Just tell me. How much what's it worth? So there are a couple of, there's a couple of dimes out there. Oh. Dimes. Dimes. Okay. 1.9.

million dollars what's a special about this dime it's worth 1.9 million dollars that's what makes it so that's a freaking special what makes it special from what years are from and who's in the face and is it a typo is it signed by the secretary that passed away like yes that's exactly what happened okay you good was it a mint that's supposed to you know not mint that yes can you just give me Why, yes, I can. Yes, I can. All right, so the specific dime minted in 1894, known as the 1894-S-barber dime. It's worth $1.9 million.

John Daggett, superintendent of the San Francisco Mint, had 24 dimes created in 1894. He gave three each to seven of his friends and three to his young daughters. daughter. Wow. John told his daughter, save the coins. You know what the little bitch did, though. She went out and bought ice cream. That figures.

So, oh, 10 cents in 1894. She had 30 cents. She bought the neighborhood ice cream. Yeah, she bought the whole neighborhood. She bought, she put the ice cream parlor. Which means,

they're still in circulation. Rotation. Two of them are still in circulation. They don't know where they are. So they know where the other ones are. Yes. But they're missing two. Now, other barber dimes are still worth some money, but significantly less.

The other 1894 versions range from $2,000 to $600. But those are not the 1894 S-Dash. Barber dime. So if you think, I mean, keep looking at your dimes, man. that's amazing right now you have the 1829 curl base

two Liberty Cap dime that's worth $7,750 you have the 1968 dash S no dash S

proof Roosevelt dime worth up to $7,500 you have the 1874 dash CC Liberty Seated dime

that's worth five grand I keep an eye on your dimes Forget about the brink trucks All right Start looking at some dimes For you can go to the bank and start

I would like to get $100 in dollars Those are those are already Those are the ones from the Mint today The new ones You're not gonna get to get you gotta go to stores And stuff and get change I would like to get $10 in change Right

Everybody's using cards now right So you don't get There's a lot less cash being circulated So it's just sitting Where are they from? Where's it from? Well it was the San Francisco Mint But I mean it's

You know, the money could be anywhere. Yeah, but somebody could have bought an ice cream cone and got changed and took the dime with them on a train ride to Chicago. Okay, so now we go to Chicago. And then bought a hot dog in Chicago. Okay. Now we go to Chicago. And then dropped it on the ground in a cow ate it. And then a cow pooped it out in Illinois before they killed him.

So it's in the ground in Illinois. We don't know where. So now we have to go to Illinois and find out where all the cow pooped. Yeah. From Chicago. 1894. Yes. Maybe no.

That's exactly. That's exactly. 1900 because you got to give it some time to get to from San Francisco. It happened pretty fast though. It happened pretty fast. Oh, okay. But that's where it's at now. So Illinois on the floor, man, a million dollars on the floor.

Gotta go get it. Right. I don't know what you're doing this weekend. I don't know what you have plans. I don't know where you're going. What are you doing? But if you're listening to this podcast or watching it live, Friday, July. If you're listening live.

If you record. or watching it live. They can't. There's no way they can. The cameras on Friday, July 19. Keep pointing right there because there's no camera there. And I'm recording over here just audio, audio only. So they can't watch.

They can listen the podcast. And by the way, podcast is never live. It's a podcast. All I'm saying is if they're listening live and watching live, they need to know this information because it's going to be, it could be dangerous this weekend. By the way, last Friday, before you do that, we're supposed to do, I was supposed to do the, watch for the contest of the movie.

Yeah. What happened? Yes, you were. It's been a week. Come to think of it. Yeah, it's been a week. All right, so stop for just a second. Okay.

Because I'll talk about that. The Katz's Deli thing. Yes. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. I know. I know.

What the hell do I pay you for? You don't pay me. Actually. if you want to some days if you want to yeah I want to have this conversation no I want to have this conversation

if I want to have this conversation let's have this conversation I pay you how do you pay me I pay you your your money comes out of my budget for this show

you have a budget well it's what it's called I disagree with it being called the budget but that's what they call it So don't even start with me. Don't do it because I'm right.

And I promise you, I'm right. Does your budget have a way we could get this up in a, you know, broadcasted into video? If you start doing your job, yes. That's the point. Can I know the budget? That's my whole point that got us back to your little, you're the one that brought it up,

your little cats' deli thing that you didn't do. No, I didn't do because you agree. with me. You agree with me. There was nothing to look for. Okay. There was something to look for. I found a well over an hour broadcast where they were broadcasting from Kansas

Deli and somewhere else with their influencers that they had show up. Yes, but they didn't have the... Which was a horrible broadcast by the way. Exactly. It sucked. They had one guy walking around Kansas Deli repeating what the other two influencers were saying and then

going up. It was horrible. And that's why I didn't play it. I thought that was... That's not the point. The point is, I did your job. No, you didn't because we had the conversation on my day. I found the damn hour long thing. It was agonizing.

I shouldn't have to sit through stuff like that. That's your job. Terrible. Terrible is what it was. Terrible. And Katz's Deli should be ashamed of yourself. Ashamed to yourself. You talked about what a great thing it was.

And what a big deal it was. People coming in and doing the... I'll have what she's having. having Harry Met Sally orgasm. And there was nothing. It was just another day at Kansas Deli. And they even, even in the hour thing,

he did go over. I'll give him a little credit. I shouldn't say that he sucked him. He just saw. Okay? He just saw. He just saw. But he went over and he talked to a couple guys behind the counter.

They gave him nothing. They were like, what are you doing? If you're going to have this thing, they got everybody's got to protect. participate in it. I mean, cats,

seriously, if you need some marketing help, call me. I mean, something can be done. Even I can come up with better than what you did. Don't look,

don't roll your eyes because that's a fact. And that's all started because I was going to warn you. It's dangerous out there. All of you listening live and watching live on the podcast today, Friday, the 19th,

Fat Pile Friday. I can't watch because he's pre-recorded. Okay, so I'll just let you know that in the Midwest, And the east, it's going to be extremely dangerous. So it's a heat wave. Thank you. Extremely dangerous.

So be careful out there. Two-thirds of the United States is set to experience a dangerous and widespread heat wave this week. Climate change. Temperatures are expected to rise. Above 100 degrees in many parts. I just want to be clear. Earlier, yesterday or today or whenever the hell we were talking about it, Chris was talking about his Facebook memories coming up.

Yesterday. Okay. So I had a Facebook memory come up yesterday as well. My Facebook memory was me getting in my car. And it was 111 degrees. Thanks for the warning. It's a little late. Okay.

That was a year ago. you get in my car today it's still 111. We live on the surface of the sun here in North Texas, okay? Why did you tell him that to the insurance people like a couple days ago?

Yes, I was. The guy's trying to stop it. Stop it. They're still messing with my roof. How's that coming along? It's coming. Oh, great. Have you gotten any of your roof?

No, but it's 100% done. But you haven't gotten a roof. No, it's just done. 100% done looks great. The hole's still there. Looks great. Well, there's tarp over some of it. I'm sorry?

There's tarp over some of it. You know the point of a tarp is to cover the, it's like, you cover. Yeah, now there's a, there's a tarp that's supposed to cover the last part of it. But it doesn't. It's flapping in the wind and blowing all. Well, you know, this is called tying it, you know, with a little piece of rope. The one company came and they said they used to the way that the roof went off, there's a, there's like a corner ledge that's screwed up, which is hard to keep the tarps down.

and I was like, when he's telling me that I'm like, all I'm hearing his excuses. So you don't have a rope in the back? All I'm here is excuses. What I'm hearing is you don't have a rope. Right. He tells me that, you know, in the past, we used to put sandbags on those things. But I can't put sandbags on them anymore because, well, let me tell you a story. I hate those people.

We had sandbags up on a roof like that there. Keep the tarps down. Do you have a cigarette too? So the guy, the guy's house, she says he's going to fix it. And I say, okay, great, there you go. I'll see you later. Six months later, the sandbag falls on him. And he sues me.

He sues me. So I can't put sandbags up on a roof like that. All I'm hearing is excuses for why my tarp is still flapping around, okay? He's been raining. Oh, yeah, well, a couple of, I mean, a couple of big storms have come through. So it's more damage. More damage. But what do I know?

100% that looks great. But you still have to hold. Looks great. Congratulations to a young man in Brigham City, Utah. Right. Congratulations. He has had the police stop by. He's trying to, he's got a product out in front of the church he's trying to sell,

and he's got a big sign, ice cold beer. So people come and buy his beer. It is root beer. It is root beer. but he is doing some serious business. And you people who have called to complain, they're the young man. He's holding up a sign.

Ice cold beer. Maybe you ought to check that out. He's out in front of the corner. At least you brought the kid business. Because when the cops showed up, they bought freaking root beer from him. Come on, man. Well done, cops.

No doubt. Thank you. But for those of you that called, instead of stopping and saying, hey, what's up? What are you doing with your ice cold beer sign? So that he could tell you, I'm selling root beer. Dush.

He probably wouldn't say that. I would, though. If it was my kid. It was your kid, yes. My kid. Yeah, what's it look like I'm doing, you old hag? I'm selling, I'm selling beer, root beer. Want to buy some?

Or you just want to take up space making other customers mad? He just, Anyway, congratulations to that young man for being a genius. Genius for the kid to make a little bit of money and make people talk about the deal. And that tremendous idea. So if you have a young kid and you want to steal an idea, look, we're having a tropical heat wave coming through the country. Dangerous out there this weekend.

So put up a sign, ice cold beer. and make it root beer so people don't have to drink and drive. You don't drink alcohol and drive. And you're good to go. Plus, I'll tell you another great way to make some money this weekend. You know what?

I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you now. The way you just looked at me like the, like you thought I was joking around, but I've got a great idea to make some money. And yet the way you looked at me, you've ticked me off now. Yeah.

Have a nice weekend. Good luck. God bless. All right, I'll tell you real quick here before the show ends. All right, I'll tell you how to, to do it. Okay, so here's a quick way to make a little bit of cash. You get a store brand sodas. Just go get a case, go get two or three cases of store brand soda. Go get yourself a case of

store brand hot dogs and store brand hot dog buns. Get yourself a little grill with some charcoal and set it up on a corner and grill some hot dogs and buy a store brand potato chips and get yourself a soda, a bag of chips and a hot dog for two bucks. A soda, a bag of chips and a hot dog for two bucks. you're welcome you'd be making some money this weekend you're welcome but we already played that I don't know why we're playing that again

there's no reason for I'm with another idea I mean there's only so many ideas I can come up with at the end of this thing