Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 155 | Storming The Bermuda Triangle, Weiner is Back Home, & Miss Michigan Dethroned | Guest: Kathy Zhu

Episode Date: July 23, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 So we told you about Area 51 and how the people are going to storm Area 51 or how there's a Facebook post that wants people to join and come and storm Area 51. And they've got about over a million people who said they're going to attend now. And I know that everyone thinks ha ha ha it was a funny little comedy thing. We're making everybody laugh. But the U.S. Air Force has warned anyone turning up in the Nevada Desert, it stands ready to protect America and its assets. That's going to be more than that. I want the Air Force to have the United States Air Force Gatling guns lined up on the fence and just turn them. Now, they won't do that.
Starting point is 00:00:47 All you need to do is just drop one and the rest of them will stop. So we're going to lose one. You're going to be the one? I don't know. Good luck. God bless. You know they're going to go out of it. of their way to be nice to people that show up
Starting point is 00:00:58 and show them out. They're not going to shoot them. They're not going to be nice because heaven forbid somebody gets shot. It'll be the end of the world. But I'm okay with it. Well, now there's a new one, a new Facebook group that wants to go to the Bermuda Triangle.
Starting point is 00:01:14 And the post is a storm the Bermuda Triangle. It can't swallow us all. Oh. Oh. I think it can't. I think you all should go to the Bermuda Triangle. And I think we all should pray.
Starting point is 00:01:34 You know, that it doesn't swallow you, of course. I mean, I don't want any bad things to happen to anybody. So now this guy's got to go Fund Me, Page, who wants to raise $75,000. And he wants to throw a big Bermuda Triangle party. At least that's what he claims. He's saying, it's not a scam. I want to throw a legit party. I want everybody to come.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I will, I'll throw in the flotation devices. I'll throw in the snorkeling devices. It'll be in the ocean between Florida, Puerto Rico and Bermuda. I mean, that's a big area, by the way. It's not just, you don't just zip in and zip out of that area. But you know what? I can't wait. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:02:23 And I think again, perhaps it can swallow you all. It can swallow you all. Would that be, that'd be a shame. It just would be a shame. A shame. If everyone went to the Bermuda Triangle and then, poof, poof,
Starting point is 00:02:45 gone. Oh, man, do I want that story? And just as a side note on this happy Tuesday, since the mention of the, storming area 51 it's been you know like I said they've got well over a million almost two million like 1.6
Starting point is 00:03:07 1.7 million people signed up to storm area 51 1.5 million keeps going down for some reason I don't understand 1.4 million yeah I don't understand why it keeps going down but one thing one minute you've got you've got 1.4 million next minute you're down to 1.3 million
Starting point is 00:03:25 I just don't understand but one of the as a side note, searches for alien porn have been skyrocketing on Porn Hub. Coincidence? I think not. So remember the story I told you about when the lady tried to open the door mid-flight on the airplane. And we talked about it because we talked about, well, she really couldn't do it. Right?
Starting point is 00:04:24 She was going crazy inside the plane. But because of the air pressure and everything, those doors. don't open. And, but she tried to open it. And they scrambled fighter jets to escort the plane she was traveling on.
Starting point is 00:04:38 She was... Oh, yeah. We're a crazy. We definitely got to be a emergency exit. And we got jets scrambled outside. We're going to escort
Starting point is 00:04:53 207, but we're not going to go to I love the nation has planned her and led this thing early. I know she felt that she would go to somebody if she couldn't get out
Starting point is 00:05:05 just restrain her don't worry about it it's fine. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. Thanks for flying for sure. So, the airlines now
Starting point is 00:05:15 have sent her a bill. A bill! $106,000. A boom. Take that. I mean, she's been banned from flying on that airline. which, you know, big deal.
Starting point is 00:05:31 It led passengers and crew restraining her. The airline had the jets escort the plane. They had the struggle with moving other passengers to other flights, getting to destinations. She actually threatened everyone on the plane. I mean, I love how they are going to pursue recovering their costs. And they're, you know, charging her with a number of things that you think, Did she really mean it?
Starting point is 00:06:00 I don't know. You know, the, a catalog of aggressive, abusive, and dangerous behavior. She was going to, she's just whacked out of her mind, right? Come on. She's been arrested on suspicion of assault. And endangering an aircraft. If the door can't open, she's just a crazy lady running around the plane, right? But I'm okay with it.
Starting point is 00:06:27 I'm actually okay with it. I'm fine. You know, whatever. Don't, you're crazy. What are you doing flying? What do you do? You're screwing up my flight. I want to go where I want to go to my destination.
Starting point is 00:06:38 If the airline would have said, yes, we've got a crazy lady running around with many of you may have noticed that she was trying to open the emergency door. Don't worry with the air pressure on the plane that cannot open. I know she's yelling and screaming. She wants to kill somebody. She's been restrained, tied down. We're fine.
Starting point is 00:06:58 We're still going to continue to the destination on time. but then we'll take the appropriate measures afterwards. I don't if that would have happened. Okay. But now, you know, we had, we got to, in today's world, you got to divert, you got to change everything. We scrambled jets. We scrambled fighter jets to escort this plane. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Come on. But, charger. Right? There's another story out of Africa where some guy jumped on a wing. The plane was backing out to go take off. and the pilot saw the guy running around on the tarmac and he goes, oh, we've got a problem with a guy running around in the tarmac.
Starting point is 00:07:35 We've got a little problem. We've got a guy running around the tarmac. This is Fisher Flight 1 leaving whatever city we are in Africa there. And we're getting ready to leave. And there's a guy running around. Oh, my gosh, you just jumped up on the wing. I'm going to go ahead and kill you. He killed the engines.
Starting point is 00:07:50 He didn't kill the guy. No, don't shoot on the plane. Don't shoot out of the plane. Idiots. He puts holes in the wings. But I've killed the engines. and we're not going to do anything. They chased him around.
Starting point is 00:08:00 Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you for flying. Everything's fine. Don't worry about it. We just delay the flight just a little bit. So they chased him around. This guy's jumping up on the wing. He's running around on the tarmac and whacked out of his mind.
Starting point is 00:08:12 I mean, that's just delaying the flight, right? The first story that you talked about, where's that from? Where is that from? Yeah, what country is that? It's not the U.S. Okay, and then the second story? That's not the U.S. Okay, like I said, third war countries should not have planes.
Starting point is 00:08:27 It's CTF rule. Oh, we've made that. We've made an actual show rule. It's a show rule. It is a show rule. Third world country should not have airplanes. I got you. We have evidence, overwhelm evidence that they don't know how to use planes.
Starting point is 00:08:44 They don't know what planes are for. They just grew up. There does seem to be overwhelming evidence of that. Has that happened to the United States? Not that I'm aware of. Thank you. Case close. Speaking of paying your bills.
Starting point is 00:08:58 A school district. is now telling parents that they could lose their kids over unpaid lunch debt. No, not true. Come on now. It is not true. Come on now. What state is that? Come on now.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Pennsylvania. Okay. They call the bluff. Anybody in Pennsylvania, we got Pennsylvania audience in there. Call the bluff. Don't pay. Well, I don't pay your bills. No, no, do not pay.
Starting point is 00:09:21 Pay your bills. What are you talking about? I'll call bluff. You got to pay your lunch bill. What? No, I don't understand why these schools have some. such a hard time. Right. I don't understand why it's such a hard time.
Starting point is 00:09:32 When I remember, but when my oldest son was going to a public school for a very short period of time. Elvis or the other? Yeah. Elvis. Max went to, my middle boy, went to public school for a very short period of time too. Then I couldn't take it anymore. The school lunch just were so expensive.
Starting point is 00:09:51 It was too expensive. I mean, I was shut down. But I remember, okay, so you put money in for the lunch deal. If you don't send them with lunch, you pay the bill. And you go in and you pay it once a month or whatever the deal is. And I remember, you know, Elvis coming home saying, oh, you know, they were short today. You forgot to give me the check.
Starting point is 00:10:10 I was short today. So the lady gave me my lunch, but she said, tell your parents get in here and pay. Okay, so I went and paid. Now, if I hadn't paid, does the lady say, no, you can't eat your lunch? Maybe. Does the lady put a bullet in my son's head? Maybe. Lunch lady,
Starting point is 00:10:33 you don't know. You do not miss it with the lunch. Lunch lady Nazis are out there, man. Thank you. But do you get, do they say, hey, you don't have a lunch? You're a negative. So here's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a milk hit the road. That's enough.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Okay, so he's bummed. Like, whoa, wait a minute. I only get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a milk. So he's going to come home and say, say, yo, give me my money. I need to pay, you need to pay my lunch, man. I don't want to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of milk anymore, right? Or he's going to beat up another kid and take that kid's lunch.
Starting point is 00:11:08 One or the other. Circle of life. Circle of a elementary school. But now, I mean, the school is saying that they're, you know, you're going to be reported to the dependency court where parents could lose their children. Are we really going to lose your children over not paying your lunch bill? There's no way that's going to happen. No, do not pay those bills.
Starting point is 00:11:28 No, you have to pay your bill. No, do not pay those bills. Call that bluff. You have to pay your bills. You do not have to pay lunch bills. You have to pay your lunch bill, Mr. Socialist Communists. We're not paying the lunch for every kid in America. Well, we are.
Starting point is 00:11:40 We are pretty close. We are. I mean, we pay breakfast. If you get there early, you get breakfast. And we're putting some lunch. Dinner. You get there late. You get the afternoon.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And noon the summer. I know. We're paying for the summer. I know. Do not pay that bill. Your taxes are already paying it. Done. Ask the school superintendent.
Starting point is 00:11:58 to take a pay cut and pay everybody's lunch bill. Or that. Hey, if you paid your bills and want to know and think to yourself, hey, you know, I'd like to do something different. We talked to you, remember about the potato Airbnb? In what state was that, Chris? Idaho. Very good.
Starting point is 00:12:30 Who's learning? A lot of people were excluded last night. And I want to apologize to the state of Idaho. What, you're apologizing? I want to apologize to the state of Iowa that you do not do potatoes. It's Idaho. I told you. I told you.
Starting point is 00:12:46 They're not mess with them, man. I tried to bring you back from my cliff. Did you? Did you try to bring me back? Would you just let me walk and just jump? No, I tried to. Skydive, just go down the hill. How dare you?
Starting point is 00:12:56 I tried to help you every step of the way. I want to apologize to the state of Idaho. I embarrass myself. I embarrass my family. I embarrass the show. And I am sorry. On behalf of Idaho, I'd like to say, we don't accept your apology. All right?
Starting point is 00:13:17 And this is something you should have known a long time ago. I mean, we appreciate you stepping aboard and trying to play nice, but we're not accepting your apology. So anyway, now you can stay in the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile as an Airbnb. Everybody's got their mobiles out there that you can stay in. And that's Chicago, right? That's in Chicago, right. See?
Starting point is 00:13:36 And what Chicago, I mean, kind of known for? Oh, Chicago is known for Food-wise Chicago's kind of known for Oh yeah, the Philly Cheesesteak Correct I don't know Let me help you
Starting point is 00:13:51 Help you with this, okay? No, that's a different city So Pizza, right? If you've seen, like I've seen the Well, you know what's coming next Like I've seen the Hershey Kiss Mobile I've seen that, oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:14:04 How is that movie? Is that like a kiss? Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. Oh, it's really cool You know, they delivered giant bags of Hershey Kisses.
Starting point is 00:14:11 How do they keep it from that melting? So good. So good. They have a little refrigerator and a refrigerator section and all their kisses. So good, man. What other mobiles are there?
Starting point is 00:14:20 I love to see that. I'm curious. What other mobiles are there? So we got the Wintermobile. Got the Wintermobile. You got the Hershey Kisses Mobile. Yeah, and I don't know what other ones you have really.
Starting point is 00:14:29 I mean, you see them out there from time. You got the waffle. There's a waffle out there. The Oscar Meyer Mobile is, there's like six or seven of them around the travel around the country. And you see them here. They come here. every so often.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Yeah, the Red Bull. Yeah, the other, I mean, all of them have their little vehicles, but these are the most iconic ones, right? The Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile is the iconic one. That's the one that's traveled to country. But $136 a night, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:14:55 I don't know if it's worth it. It seems a little steep for the Wiener Mobile. Unless they're throwing in, which I think they might be. They may be throwing in hot dogs and condiments and stuff from the fridge. Then you stay for a night, you get the condiments. and I think they're throwing in a thank you bag
Starting point is 00:15:13 for staying in the Wiener Mobile. Maybe throw in, you know, some Wieners. Anytime you get some Wieners throwing in, it's a good night. Speaking of Wieners, Anthony Wiener. Do you see that? A photograph moving back home. Oh, my man. Moving back with the wife.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Now, I think he's out of money. Right? He's got no money. Did he ever have money? Well, he had campaign funds that he could live off of. No, we cannot use those. Right, of course. of course you can't okay uh sure so i mean you have the people that are donating to the campaign
Starting point is 00:15:47 and then they donate that's for the campaign i donate to the campaign and they say here you here's a couple bucks for you tony get out of here and so i mean that's where he got his money plus he was a congressman he was making congressman for a while right he was mr bigmouth congressman and so he was doing some insider trading made a few bucks but uh i don't know i think he's out he's been in jail he's had all these problems he's out of money he went to the halfway house right he made some uh i don't know how much money he made on the documentary though he made a little bit of cash on that right so that probably paid the lawyer bills and stuff for the documentary but uh this he had gone to the halfway house and he's out yeah i mean he's free he's free man he's got i think he still has to report in every so often because he's like a
Starting point is 00:16:28 level one or level two one of the levels yeah yeah he's he's the lowest level right he's the lowest level that he's not going to uh uh uh have a recurrence of an issue good luck with that but they're moving back in with Uma I mean holy Kyle that takes a lot of guts for Oma to do that she either A loves them or just says
Starting point is 00:16:51 she's the baby daddy he's baby daddy and I can't have him live another streets what you learn from Hillary Clinton you stay with a man no matter what yeah but but aside from that
Starting point is 00:17:04 I agree with you except that Bill was holding down a pretty good gig was he? Bill was holding down some gigs. He still kept the job. Anthony, he's not so much holding down jobs anymore. I mean, today's going to have a tough time
Starting point is 00:17:19 flipping pizzas in New York. I mean, the pizza parlor doesn't even want Anthony around, right? And so, good luck. I mean, maybe he turns into one of the bicycle delivery people and starts taking selfies with people as he's delivering.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Hey, look who delivered my package today. It's the weiner guy. What's a wean? Weiner package. Weiner package. Ooh, that million dollar idea for you, Anthony. Weiner package delivery, man. Just say we're from parks and schools.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yeah, don't start tweeting weiner delivery. It could be a problem. Never mind. All right, don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jevi JFR. Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. What's that? Give them an incentive to follow you. It's social media.
Starting point is 00:18:03 That's the incentive to follow me. Please. It's social media. Follow me. And by the way, just as a side note, I know, I know, Chris, you can't comment on this. But for those of us that are verified on Twitter, they have the blue check mark, that should be, you know, reason enough to follow me. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:25 Yeah, absolutely. Not because you create contact weekly and daily. And those of us are verified on Facebook. Yeah. I mean, just, we have blue check marks on those. That's good enough for, you know, that should give you incentive enough to follow us. I mean, you understand, Chris. I do.
Starting point is 00:18:40 I do, Jeffrey. I do. I'm verified on Instagram, though. Kind of ticks me up. Anyway, you can follow me on those, and you can, you know, you need to subscribe and download chewing the fat. It's free. Tell your friends. Tell your neighbors.
Starting point is 00:18:55 I mean, that's what you need to do. And then when you're on there, leave a review. I've made it easy for you. 20 stars, best podcast ever. You don't even have to, and I'm trying to condense your day. I know you're busy. A lot of things going on. it's just the best thing for you just to make it easy 20 stars best podcast ever and you're good
Starting point is 00:19:13 you're good and you share it with friends tell your friends tell your neighbors and make that happen today uh hopefully when i walk over to the break room in a few minutes uh because i'm going to need a coca cola zero sugar here soon uh we've got a we got a pretty pretty strong guest today um political kathy who was uh kicked out of uh kicked out of uh the uh duty contest He stripped. I'm sorry. Strip. Strip.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Of her title. Yes. What's her full name? Kathy Jew. I'm sorry. Kathy Jew? It's Z-H-U. Look, don't tell me, that's how you pronounce it.
Starting point is 00:19:51 Okay. All right. She was on CNN. I'll tell you what. If at any time during the interview, I call her Kathy Jew, and she says, what did you just call me? Then, you know, maybe I'll change calling her that. But I'm pretty sure in my, when I was. when I was an interpreter at the UN
Starting point is 00:20:09 for a while. What? I don't like to talk about it. I don't like to talk about it. Is that when you were in New York? And I know that that's how you pronounce Z-H-U, Jew. We talked a while ago about the family that lost their baby on the cruise ship and it was horrible. Just a horrible story. Why are you rolling your eyes? Why?
Starting point is 00:20:41 Why? You're rolling your eyes. I was going to make fun of it, but I can't. No, you can't make fun of this. No, you can't make fun of this. But I can't say to the family. Look, I know you're struggling and I know it's so horrible. And I know that it was, you know, your grandfather picked the kid up and put it on a ledge and it fell over
Starting point is 00:20:57 and it's just horrific and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. Anyone. But it's not the cruise lines fault. It's not the cruise liner's fault. In today's world, that's what they're going after.
Starting point is 00:21:13 And they're probably going to win that. What grounds do we know? They're probably going to win that. You know, they left, there was a window open that's normally closed. And so the grandfather, you know, I guess assumed that it was closed when he put the kid up there. That's what they're going on. But it's a, they just want to hold the cruise line, you know, responsible. And of course it's so another family doesn't ever lose their baby. I got it.
Starting point is 00:21:40 It's horrible. No one wants that for any family. Trust me, the cruise ship learned a lesson without them being sued. Well, and now what are they going to glue the windows shut? Vegas style. Vegas style, you can't open the windows. Yeah. I mean, that's, but.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Vegas, you can't open any of the windows for any of the other buildings. So you have to do Vegas. And a lawsuit stops some things. You know, when we, you know, we, not over a month ago now, we had our roof, half of our roof torn off with a tornado. How is that coming along? Oh, my gosh. So good.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Fixed brand new? Well, I mean. But the hole is close, right? I mean, there's, I mean, the tarps are still there. So the whole is close. And tarps are still there. Well, except for the one tarp that's still blowing, you know, blowing around. Still blowing in the room.
Starting point is 00:22:32 You should send one of these shows to the insurance people. The one guy. The one guy who was there to, you know, look at the roof or look at the reconstruction or whatever the hell he was there for. He looks at somebody. He says, yeah. So the way the roof. blew off the way they put the tarp on there there's no really way a strong way to secure it okay well a just fix it how about that well we just fix it but uh so you know we used to put sandbags up there
Starting point is 00:22:59 so that it would secure hold the hold the tarps down and i'm like okay well let's do that then and he's like yeah we can't do it anymore uh can't put sandbags up there anymore why because they got sued and he tells me the story of why how they got sued so they a roof like Same thing kind of happened as mine, where it gets ripped off and you can't really secure the tarps around the edges like that. So, you know, you have to, you put something to hold them down and sandbags work the best. And they did that. So the homeowners said, I'm going to fix the roof myself.
Starting point is 00:23:33 So, you know, obviously he doesn't want to, he wants to take the homeowners money, whatever he gets paid, deep pocket it and fix it out of the cheap. I got it. Homeowners do it all the time. Yeah. Homeowners do it all the time. I'm not downplaying him. But he never fixed it.
Starting point is 00:23:46 Six months later, he's walking around below the house and the sandbag falls off and... It's some of the head. I would say a well-deserved sandbag in the head. But he sues the roofing company. What you get for pocketing that money? He sues the roofing company for leaving a sandbag up there, which he told them to do, and he won. I mean, that's where... That's ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:24:11 But... That's American right there, bro. Is it? That is so American right there. Yes. Is it? That is so great. It does seem to be America in today's world, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:24:21 But so now I get screwed with no sandbags because one guy didn't fix his roof within a six-month time period and the sandbag falls off. Okay. So I guess the cruise line is in deep doo-doo. Deep-d-do. And look, no matter what happens, no matter the cruise line gives his family a billion dollars. and they glue every freaking window shut and they whatever it is what is the glue
Starting point is 00:24:50 like is big glue paying you yes yes I'm part of big glue yes I've got stuff I'm selling big glue short today so whatever happened you can't bring that baby back it's still horrible
Starting point is 00:25:05 the parents are still struggling with the death the grandfather I mean he's just going to be babbling the rest of his life I would be so would you I mean that's just horrific So, I mean, I know they're looking for somebody to blame. That's not the grandpa.
Starting point is 00:25:19 And I understand that. But it's tough for me to think that that's the cruise liner's fault. Hey, watch some good news? Yesterday, you know, man, I'll tell you what, Wallet Hub is a little busy these days. You know, yesterday we told you that they got the, you know, the fattest cities and the couch potato cities. Well, now they've got, you know, the best large cities to live in.
Starting point is 00:25:43 and what do you think of it took 62 cities and ranked 62 cities to live in best large cities Nashville the number one we'll start to it
Starting point is 00:25:58 all right well let's see where Nashville is all right is Nashville in the big city on the big city list on the 62 yes it is all right Nashville is 29 Los Angeles Fort Worth Texas
Starting point is 00:26:12 30th Wow. Yeah, it's not that good. Dallas is, whoa. Dallas is actually 47th below Fort Worth. Yeah, Dallas is like... But DFW, I mean, the whole metroplexes, it's all... It's all one piece.
Starting point is 00:26:27 I know. It's just concrete. Too much. Just concrete and old cattle, old cattle fields. Where's Orlando? Is Orlando there or Floridadale or Tampa, any of those are in there? Tampa's on there. Tampa is, I think, in the 20s.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Hold on. Where did I see Tampa? 18. Tampa 15th. That's about what that is. That's their market size too, just about. So actually with TV market is 10th or 11th, I think. Tampa's a better city than 15th, though.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Tampa's a good city. I like living in Tampa. I used to live in Florida. So Los Angeles, number five. Number four. San Diego. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:11 Conservative. Number three. San Francisco. Seattle. Huh. I'm going to damn close to San Francisco. San Francisco is actually sixth. Number two. Portland.
Starting point is 00:27:25 The number two, best large city to live in. Number two. Portland. Number two, the best large city to live in. Mine not. North Dakota. Both of your guests
Starting point is 00:27:45 is completely wrong. Austin, Texas. Ew. Austin Texas. Austin. I don't like it. I went. Oh,
Starting point is 00:27:51 Austin's a good city. Too much moving. Austin's good city. In construction, the freaking highway's on construction for like four years ago. I know, but there's all kinds of stuff to do. I mean,
Starting point is 00:28:01 my son loves it. My son loves living there. You can watch the bats come out of the thing. Under the bridge. Yeah. They've got the big parks and everything that just goes. I know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Number one. And when you think of big cities in America, man. This one rolls right off the tongue. New York City. Well, that's one city that rolls right off the tongue as a big city, but not really a best largest city to live in. In fact, let's see.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Oh, New York is 7th. Wow. They dropped. New York is 7th? I bet you that drops even more after, with what's going on. You and the blackouts and the cops getting water while they do that. Yes. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Miami. Portland is 10th. I know you kept saying Portland. You're a big Portland fan. I am a Portland fan. Yes. What was the other city? Miami.
Starting point is 00:28:46 Oh, Miami, that's right. Miami's down the way. I remember saying it's somewhere. Puccine Cubans. No, it was in 37. Yeah. This Cubans ruined it. Yeah, my Jacksonville, Florida.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Jacksonville should not even be on the list. That's a whole, yes. 42. Jacksonville is a dump. Yes, that's right. I'm talking to you, Jacksonville. Oh, sorry. Little Rock.
Starting point is 00:29:05 That's the number one city in America. Little Rock, Arkansas? Yeah. Do you like Little Rock? Have you ever bent to Little Rock? I don't know. I mean, really like this. Philadelphia is 49th.
Starting point is 00:29:16 My wife would take issue with that. Why, is she a fan of the Phillies? Oh, she, Philadelphia is home, man. Yeah, she would move. Sacramento, that's the number one city. She would move to Philadelphia in a heartbeat. Heartbeat. Ontario.
Starting point is 00:29:32 Is Ontario the number one city? Ontario C isn't a U.S. city, just so you know, these are the best large cities to live in the U.S. Anchorage, Alaska. Anyway, number one. The number one city to live in. And this is, again, I know you said New York. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Which is seventh. And that's, you know, it's pretty good guess. I'll give you that. It's pretty good guess. But when I tell you the number one city, the number one best large city to live in. I think of it. Hold on. Don't tell me.
Starting point is 00:29:59 It's a city that you think of. Hold on. Is it on the eastern side? Yes. It's on the northern eastern side. No. Ooh. Not kind of.
Starting point is 00:30:08 Is it past New York? No. Is it part of the 13 colonies? Yes. Okay, so we're in the South and North Carolina area. Yeah, it's one of those two. Virginia Beach. I'm sorry?
Starting point is 00:30:22 Virginia Beach. I used to live in Virginia Beach. It is not the number one biggest city. I bet you those is the military. No, it's the best large city to live in. No, my gosh, you're dumb. It says so right here from all of us. It's the best large city to live in.
Starting point is 00:30:35 It's the military. The affordability rank was number one. The economy rank was 30. Because the military's there. The economy. rank was 30th, so that's down a little ways. Education health rank was seventh and the quality of life rank with 42
Starting point is 00:30:47 and that makes it the best. Because the military is there. Does that make it the best? Wait a second. Hold on a second. What drop there are 30. Affordability rank is number one. So that's the best and then economy is 30th. Education is 7th. Quality of life is 42nd. So Austin, Texas is the affordability
Starting point is 00:31:03 rank is 30th. That's way down. But economy is three. Economies probably should be number one. Austin is. Well, yeah, everybody's going to Austin to do a purpose. If you need a job, if you need a job, if you're a person, millennial. Yes, and you need a job. Man, you can find it in Austin, Texas. And if you're a liberal, you're hired. Education and health rank is eighth. And quality of life rank, Austin really should be number one, except that the affordability rank, the price is going out of control. Well, that's a problem
Starting point is 00:31:31 with Austin. Yeah. They're paying people $30 an hour and they can't afford it. I mean, that sounds like a familiar thing happening around the whole United States. That's why you'd want to move to Virginia Beach, Virginia. Did you really live there? Yeah, I didn't. Next Norfolk. And you disagree with Wall and Hub's ranking. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:31:52 And I'll tell you why, Offa, that is the reason why it is not the best city to live in the United States. I can't believe that. It has too many restaurants and that's what pissed you off. I can't believe that. Yes, a lot of restaurants. Way too many.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Wow. And they're all chain. God, I pissed me out too. Wow. Stop. You're already, Virginia Beach people are already pissed. It's not the city for lovers, so shut up. Don't give me that quote.
Starting point is 00:32:33 All right, let's go to the break room. Seriously, I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar. Desperately. Miss Michigan World is no longer Michigan World. I should say no longer recognized as Miss Michigan World. World. Kathy Jew. Kathy joins us here on Chewing the Fat. Hi, how are you? How are you doing? How is everything going for you today? I mean, it's great. So you got the call. You worked, how long did it take you to become Miss Michigan World? Right. So I put in my application about three months ago. I got,
Starting point is 00:33:18 you know, I got crowned on Sunday and then I got fully recognized on Wednesday. Okay. So that's, are You, that's separate from any other contest, right? I mean, you're not Miss Michigan and then now you're Miss Michigan World or just trying to figure out how it happens is all. Oh, okay, yeah. So they start at the state level, so Miss Michigan World. And then after you get the state level, you go to the national competition, which is in Las Vegas in October. And then if you win that, then you're called Miss America World. Okay.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Or Miss World America, something like that. So were you like Miss University of Michigan or Miss Michigan before you were Miss Michigan World? No, no, no. It was just a state. Just Miss Michigan. Correct. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:10 So you still have that title, yes? Yes. Okay. Well, no, not really. Oh, boy. I mean, they stripped it away from me. I mean, they stripped you of all of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Okay. So the powers that be, after you won, stripped you of. your title and they stripped it because why you tweeted something really really bad and horrible and disgusting actually i tweeted uh statistics and facts and the other one about how about how i didn't want to um wear a religious garment that wasn't my own religion oh my god the hate i could feel it oozing through the microphone so the uh the hijab one is really uh fascinating to me because it's really portrayed completely different than what happened. You know, I was reading about it and I'm like, well, that's not even the way it's being reported.
Starting point is 00:35:05 It's crazy. Tell the audience exactly what happened. And then, you know, obviously we'll tell them exactly they should know how it was portrayed for sure. Yeah, so I was late to class one day and I was walking to class. And this is at my university in Florida before I transferred to Michigan. I saw a booth in the booth said, Tryana Hajab. because apparently it was trying to hijab or wear a hijab day or something like that. Wow.
Starting point is 00:35:30 So, yeah, so I went over. I was curious. I just read the science. I was late for class. I was like, you know, brushing a little bit. And one of the girls came up to me and said, do you want to try on a hijab? And what's about to put it over me? I said, no, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:35:42 And I got, and I went to class. And then later I tweeted about it saying, is this really a fashion accessory now? Are you just putting it on, you know, random people instead of just making like a sacred garment for your religion? So I mean, honestly, yeah? No, I was just. I mean, I find it fascinating that we're try on a hijab day in the, you're in the middle of a, you've got the mall kiosk, like you're getting cologne sprayed on you. Hey, I'm going to put it on, try it on, try it on.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's just amazing. So this was in Florida, and just in passing, I mean, I lived in Florida for a while, you know, and I talk about it often on this podcast. What university was it? It was a university of central Florida. Central Florida and Orlando. So I thought for sure it would be USF, but it was, you know, I would be wrong.
Starting point is 00:36:28 I lost that bet in my head. So you're at the University of Michigan now and you're, you tweeted about, you were responding to another tweet about city crime, right? Yes, I was, I was responding to a tweet. This person that was responding to was talking about how, how cops kill innocent black people and out of ostracist, just inflammatory stuff like that. And I quoted one of her tweets and said,
Starting point is 00:36:58 you know, the majority of black and black violence is actually caused by other black people. So you shouldn't, you know, you shouldn't blame this on other things and, you know, try to fix problems with in your own community first. And, you know, that got taken out of context and apparently that was racist. Yeah, big time hate. Oh, big time hate.
Starting point is 00:37:14 So then, so now this was brought up. I love the, you know, your, you know, your, post with the text between you and the head of Miss World or their representative who was, you know, saying, hey, Kathy, Kathy, do you make sure we need to talk. Don't post anything. And instead of, I find it fascinating that they wouldn't just, hey, we need to talk and talk to you right away. That was kind of strange to me off the bat. So you had a big long texting back and forth of, of, of,
Starting point is 00:37:52 they wouldn't even tell you that you were no longer affiliate that they were going to strip you. It sounded like it appeared to me as reading it is that they were, you know, he was hedging his bets because he didn't want to actually talk to you. Yeah, I mean, she honestly, this conversation lasted more than probably 20 minutes of just texting back and forth of her saying, I don't have time to talk right now, talk to you later. Yeah, she was replying to me every single tweet or every single text. So I was like, you know, that's kind of ridiculous how you're just telling me that I'm, you know, I need. But why aren't you telling me what the issue is? right and so how long did it take between that time and actually speaking to them and them letting you know that hey kathy jew and we appreciate everything you're done for us
Starting point is 00:38:34 and i'm sure they didn't even use those words they just said that you're done thanks for your stupid tweets get out right during text actually the text at the very end um i actually called her i was so frustrated for her and you know she was still really redundant she was saying you She didn't just say one tweet. She just said all tweets are racist and homophobic. And then I'm really upset. I was like, okay, you know what, whatever? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:03 And, you know, I think two hours later, the email was sent to me. Wow. And that's the email that talked about, you know, it's brought to our attention that your social media counts contain offensive and sensitive and inappropriate content and in violation of NWA's rules and conditions, specifically you need to ask them required. being good character. His background is not likely to bring in distribution as World America or any person
Starting point is 00:39:25 associated with the organization. Take this boot and stick it up your butt. Have a nice day. Kathy Zune. No, I just added the end there. They didn't actually say that. So, did they,
Starting point is 00:39:37 since this has happened, and obviously you are, you know, on top of when, you know, I believe they probably did mean all tweets because do you not have photos of you with that God-awful hated, make America great hat again? Oh, yeah, you know, the supporting our president hat, you know?
Starting point is 00:39:55 Yeah, how horrific that is. And, I mean, people, the feelings that get hurt when people wear those hats are just overwhelming. So I'm sure they actually did mean all tweets. Have you had a chance to talk to anyone and have them clarify or at least anyone say, hey, you know, we're sorry, but we had to do this. We were forced to do this. Anything like that at all? No, I haven't heard from them ever since the email exchange.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Wow. So, I mean, they're just, I mean, they have washed their hands of you. One minute, it's great to have you on board, and the next minute, it's take a hike. Exactly. Like, you know, it's really ridiculous how they didn't vent me beforehand. I mean, I gave them all my social media handles. And they just, they just happens to happen the day after I get crowned. And, you know, it's ironic because, I mean, you know, the reason why they decrown me is to not get bad publicity of having a Trump reporter as a pageant girl, you know. But then this, you know, them serving me on my crown honestly gave them media coverage. Right. Oh, you're big time media coverage for this world. So, I mean, it's all. It's all. as if they might have planned it almost. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. That's conspiracy, but we'll never know. So prior to coming on this podcast, you were, you've been interviewed on CNN. I mean, this is your heyday right here chewing the fat.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. You don't, let's be honest. But you were on CNN? How were you treated? Are they on your side? Are they saying, hey, why do you wear? Why are you such a horrible person? Oh my gosh, they were the complete opposite of, if they were on my side.
Starting point is 00:41:34 The girl wrote me multiple times. She was basically saying, she was asking me the same questions over and over again just to get something out of me. She was saying why I was only referring to black on black violence instead of white on white violence. And I said, because I was responding to another tweet. And she was like, okay, but white and white violence, though? And I'm like, do you not understand the difference between, you know, having just, you know, show a statistic and having a dialogue? So, yeah. I mean, that's how you, that's what happens on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:41:59 people respond and reply to each tweet. That's an amazing thing. And they absolutely know the difference. They're just not on your side and beating you up about it. No question. So what now for Kathy Jew? What are you doing? You're going to school.
Starting point is 00:42:17 You're at the University of Michigan. Hail to the victors, by the way. And you're living in Ann Arbor, which, by the way, is not the worst place to live in Michigan. But, you know, just a side note. and so what now? What are you doing now? You know, this whole thing was, to me, the first day that happened to me, I was, I was crying, I thought it was negative. I bet.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Actually, this turned out to be a really positive thing. It allowed me to share my opinions and political affiliation opinions and thoughts and, you know, mindsets with more people. I've gained, you know, a lot of support from the story. And I'm just really thankful how people actually do, you know, read the context of a tweet instead of just ignoring the context of a tweet. And that would be good luck with that. We seem to be beyond that.
Starting point is 00:43:06 And I hope that we could maybe get back to that. But I don't know that we can. So are you going, do you have plans of maybe entering into, you know, Miss Universe? You know, see, the pageant, this is my first time ever doing a pageant. And it was only to check off my bucket list. It wasn't even something that I've, like, dream. deemed of. You checked it off? Yeah, for sure. So no more pageants for me.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Have you decided that you're going to, you know, it's easy now that the, you know, the spotlight is on you and, you know, you're on the cover of newspapers and, you know, websites all over the world. But, and, you know, everybody wants to talk to you. And I get it. It's a fascinating story and it's ridiculous. Another person trounced because of, you know, they are at least purporting to have conservative views and support the president of the United States. Heaven forbid that someone says, hey, he's our president and I stand behind him. But I find it difficult to believe that, you know, are you okay walking around even Ann Arbor?
Starting point is 00:44:20 I mean, have you had any difficulties with any of your other classmates or professors or anything like that yet um either so today was actually the first day i returned to class because of the weekend um and so you made it out alive yeah honestly yeah no one actually came out to me or not came up to me um to talk to me but actually um surprisingly there were some people that actually came with me and said hey you know i support you i you know i heard about this on the news i just wanted to tell you that i'm here for you so that was really nice of them yeah that's great that's wonderful So, I mean, good luck on that. That's a college campuses are a difficult place to be these days.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And especially if you're going against a little bit of the grain and many of the college campuses, you are going against their grain. Yeah, for sure. So, okay, so what's next for you? What are you doing? You're going to school. You're going to class. Where are you, what are you studying? What's happening?
Starting point is 00:45:18 So I'm actually a senior. I'm studying political science. So I'm graduating in a year. Work for the Trump campaign. Maybe, yeah, we'll see Yeah, so I'm just glad that I'm getting these opportunities To go on new stations and talk about my opinions And, you know, the reason why are you going on CNN
Starting point is 00:45:38 And it's just I want you go on CNN And just to tell or explain my side of the story So people and liberals could understand me better I guess it's worth a try, so Sure, absolutely it's worth the try I mean, it's a difficult road Because it's very, they don't, you know, They're going to cut you off and, you know, lead you down roads that you didn't want to go down.
Starting point is 00:46:00 But you've got to face that. You have to. No question. That's very good. So has anyone from this administration reached out to you yet? No, they haven't. Those bastards. Check your direct messages right now.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Somebody's DM to you right now. I guarantee you. Kathy, I'll let you go. I know you're busy. you just got out of class and you're tired. But I appreciate your time and thanks for stopping by. And good luck. And if we can do anything for you in the future, that'd be great.
Starting point is 00:46:35 It's Kathy Jew at Political Kathy on Twitter. You have any other social media accounts you want us to follow other than that, political, Kathy? Yeah, sure. I mean, my Instagram is K-A-T-Z-H-U-X. Okay. That's it. Just Twitter and Instagram.
Starting point is 00:46:50 You're good to go. And, you know, you'll be, you'll be, you'll be. You'll have the blue check mark by tomorrow, guaranteed. Jack will have your blue check marked easy. I hope so. Kathy, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Amazing. Just a fascinating story from Catherine Zoo that, you know, it's just, it never seems to end that if you support the president of the United States, you're the hater and you're the person. And it never. Violation. Well, it was just, that was too political, of just seeing it never ends?
Starting point is 00:47:53 You mentioned the orange man's name. That is a no-no. I know, but we were just talking to her about why she had her. It was not because of Trump? Was it because of Trump? Well, it was because of her support. I don't believe that. There's no way that does not happen in 2019, the United States.
Starting point is 00:48:11 So you stop. Flaming the Flames and blame Orange Man because it was not his fault. I'll leave you with this story. I started with Area 51. Let's end with Area 51. All right. Bud Light has decided that they're going to jump on the bandwagon of Area 51. No, we're not shooting Bud Light.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Well, I guess you could shoot the empty cans out of the desert if you wanted to. But they have made a deal. And they're the first brand to formally announce that they will not be sponsoring the Area 51 raid. Their tweet was, we'd like to be the first brand to formally announce that we will not be sponsoring the Area 51 raid.
Starting point is 00:48:53 So you are. But then they replied to that tweet themselves. They quote tweeted their own tweet. Screw it. Free Bud Light to any alien that makes it out. I guarantee you do not want a bunch of drunk aliens wandering around outside of Area 51. That could be a real
Starting point is 00:49:15 problem. They did make a special, they did make a special edition, greeting earthling, Bud Light label, though. So, I mean, they kind of are sponsoring it, aren't they? Just a thought they're Bud Light.
Starting point is 00:49:44 That was just at the end of the music. Where are we playing? It doesn't make sense. I was going to say something else here, but if I say something else here, but if I say something else that he's going to play that damn closed music again. So thanks for listening. We'll see. If I talk during it, he probably can't play another one. So I don't want to test him, though, because he might actually be listening.

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