Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 158 | Fat Pile Friday - Headlines ONLY Edition

Episode Date: July 26, 2019

Jeffy decides to bring back HEADLINES only segment. Don’t worry you’ll still get story time. Don’t forget to subscribe and review ; Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. I know, listen, I want to lead with the mistakes. So what we do here at the Blaze, whether it's the Blade POSCad podcast network, Blaze Television Network, Blay, you know, whatever the hell we're listening to here at this network. Whatever as we call ourselves that day. Whatever, I don't even know anymore. Just put CTF. I forgot by everybody else. CTF.

CTF. We're leading with our mistakes anyway because I'm a little upset because I knew it. Oh, ugh. So angry at myself because I knew that it was, I just felt that it was wrong. But it was so much fun, making fun of the whole situation that I let it go. Is this another shoot dog and that lady?

Yes. It is? Kind of. Anthony Wiener does not move it back in with Oma. I know. The pictures of Anthony with luggage and, clothes, boxes. He was not moving in.

He was picking his crap up. Ain't nobody got time for that? Well, he had to make time because, umma said, come and get your crap. And I'm sure she used the S word and not the C word. And get it out. Otherwise, I'm burning it. And I'm burning at all.

So if you want to sell something to make some money that you don't have anymore where you want to pay for that phone bill so you can snap some more pictures of yourself come and get it otherwise

I'm throwing it away because I want this crap out do it do it I apologize I should have said in there I saw it coming

I did it was just so much fun thinking that Obama was taking that turt bag back in uh meat recall for a lot of what you're doing

this weekend I don't know what the deal is. I'm doing burgers and steak. Well, we've got a raw beef and pork recall. So no pork chops for me? No, I would not do that. What cow. And the last two meat recalls, last week for metal contamination.

Just cook it a little bit longer. And wheat allergen. What do you mean wheat allergen? Yeah, wheat allergen was little. So some wheat got in there? Some cows eat wheat? They recalled about 712 pounds. That's nothing.

Oh, that's not. 712 pounds. That's my freezer. right now. So you were the one that has a contaminated me? However, this recall

that they've got going on right now and your restaurants are urged to check their refrigerators and freezers. Restaurants too? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, apparently we have

human blood contamination. You got zombie cows? No zombie meat. Some of the cows. Not in the cows. Is that true? Is that the plant? That the plant.

The human, apparently somebody cut themselves and it drifted in the meat and they're saying, it's got a contamination. You could have a problem. Yeah. Oh, shut up. Just eat the meat. They haven't even received any report. You know why?

Because nobody knew. Well, if it's just blood, can you just cook it off? That's what I would say. Yeah. Unless the person has some kind of like STD or. you know, zombie disease, then can't you just cook it off? And that's exactly what the people thought before.

Wait, the zombies started because there was like cow, I mean, there was meat. Acaminations, yes, from the very plant that these in Georgia. And they're letting you know that yes, yes, just outside of Atlanta. If you're concerned about illness from the recalled meat, which I am, holy cow, I think we are. I should contact my health care provider.

Oh, there's a phone number? So, no, your healthcare Friday. Now, there is a phone number that you can call the media relations of U.S. Foods. You call,

that's funny, it's in here, Sarah Matthew, Director of Media Relations. Sarah Matthew, okay, hold on. Let's get Sarah, questions about the recall. Sarah,

start with an H? Sarah M-A-T-H-E-U. Uh-huh. Oh, we have to call Sarah. Okay. 8-4-7. 8-4-7. Well, if I say this on the

We're live. People will call. They can't call. 720. 2392. All right. Don't be calling. I know you're listening live.

Yeah, don't call. We call. Let us do our job. Hold on. Thank you. Keep doing the story. Well, no, I'm done with the story. I'll get around the line.

Wait for Sarah. We want to know if there's anything else we have to be worried about. Now, you can, they tell you that we can throw it away, but why would you throw it away when you can return it to the place to purchase? One credit. I don't need money back. It's my store credit. It's fine. You know what?

I want cash back today. I need gas. I've decided I'm not going to eat to me today. I want cash back. I just give me credit to the gasoline. See, I can stretch for as long as you want. You can call here too. 888-90-0-303-93.

For those of you listen to live and watching live, chewing the fat, on chewing the fat, you know, fat-pot-Fri-A. Not possible. Is, you got Sarah on the line? Yeah. Sarah on the line, yeah. No way she answers. No way.

hilarious. It's in this stupid story. She is, questions about the recall can be directed to Sarah. I'm going to say Matthew, but she probably pronounces something different. She's the director of media relations at U.S. Foods. Are we leaving a message?

So I got voicemail, but on her voicemail, She said you could call her cell phone if you got that voicemail. And she gave me her cell phone. That's fantastic. She wanted to call herself a number. So stand by, hold on. We're not saying that a lot because we don't want people to call it live.

No, that's private. That's private. If you call the number, you could get it yourself. You'd get it yourself. Yeah. Let's get Sarah on the line. We need some information about the beef recall. If we still need to be concerned or if it's all been turned in.

If we know the human that it can, that the blood came from, because in the story it says we don't know. and it was shipped to restaurants in Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, and Tennessee. So, I mean, we have plenty of listeners in those four states we're concerned about. And I might be traveling to one of those states soon. So I want to make sure that the meat is okay. Straight to voicemail on that one. Oh, Sarah, what do you come on now?

U.S. Foods. Would you like me to patch the voicemail? You could leave a voicemail? Yes. Let's do that. Let's do that. U.S. Foods, man. She picks it up.

Now we're good. You point to me when the phone's ringing. Like, I don't know the phones ringing. There you go. I forgot I was already patched it through. I just have one job. The phone's ringing. Just, I have one job.

I just have one job. Just let me do it. It's that difficult to do. No, not for some people. Oh, here we go. Sarah's not answering. What's going on? Is she okay?

it's almost five hi you've reached sarah matthew please feel for leave me a voicemail message and i'll call you back thank you at the tone please record your message when you finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options hey sarah this is jeff fisher from uh chewing the fat podcast uh listen we're concerned about the meat recall and we're concerned about the human blood contamination

and uh we were hoping to talk to you and see if we needed to be concerned or if we you know are okay to have our you know steaks and burgers this weekend uh you can call us back at 888 9-800 9-0-333-9-9-3-93 until then we're eating green beans thanks if she calls back we're talking we're putting her on yeah yeah let me switch our phone numbers I don't forget to subscribe to chewing the fat subscribe and download I'm not getting down on my knees and begged. I've already done that. And I'm sorry.

I don't want to, I don't want to chew your own horn because, like, but this week was a fascinating week. You got, it was Blair White. Then we talked to Mike St. Lawrence,

whatever. The alien, the alien, the alien, the abduction insurance. And then tomorrow, we're doing the stupid Bitcoin kid is coming and talking about,

who talked in front of a Congressional panel. Okay, not Congress, but congressional panel. Like, what show at the? there is bringing you three different topics. On top of the other content that we're giving you.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Winsper Whistler, which he died, and now we got the Royal Whisperer. And now we learned that we actually do have a Royal. Oh, speaking of that, yeah. We do actually have a Royal Whisper. So I'm doing some, I'm doing some actual show prep. I was actually doing show prep, which is, don't push me.

Yeah, don't push me. And I see a story about a podcasting about the Royal. A podcast about the world. Yes, two ladies. And I'm like, holy cow. Why do we not know this? So we're going to get them on. Yeah, they're in Australia.

Don't shit, don't do. Yeah, stop the whole. And they can't look at you because not. Don't look at me like that. I'm looking at them right now, right in the camera. But it's called New Idea Royals podcast and the two chicks are out of Australia. They're not in London. But somehow, according to their bio, they are an expert on.

Royal. Well, I haven't listened yet, but I will say that I believe I'm an expert on them as well. Well, I listened to them. Already, I'm like six episodes in because they're like 10 minutes. It's not that much. And these ladies, they know business. Stuff that I didn't know and I was reading. And I'm like, huh. Some of the things you told me, though, we do. I'm sorry. Yes. I'm sorry. They don't. We're still experts. We knew because we're that smart and we could connect the dots from afar. they know because they know people inside. You know, our Royal Whisper can do so much work. They actually are the Royal Whisperer for their own podcast.

So us, we get like secondhand, they're getting first hand take on it. Right, now I'm pissed. I want to talk to them. So I'm trying to get them, Angela Mollars. She's on a little holiday. Oh, whatever. Every time we talk to somebody that's in Europe or some other country, they're always on some freaking holiday.

That's what makes America first. Thank you. We're number freaking one. Thank you. We're taking holidays every damn. No. We're going to take a month off in the next three months, and I'm going to take another month off and not three months from now.

No. We're trying to get her. Oh, yes. But by the way, it's good that she's resting. Yes. And, you know, perhaps she's doing, maybe she's doing some investigative work on this holiday. Yeah. We don't know.

Well, the problem is right now, the reason why she's in holiday is because the royal is holiday, too. You know, she's doing some investigative. Because right now, you know, Prince George is his birthday. and he's in the Caribbean at some kind of palace that is there. But did you know that this is one of the amazing things that I learned from her is that the queen travels with one weird and unique item. One weird unique item, Jeffrey. What do you think is that the queen travels with this one weird unique guy?

I promise you right now. I promise you right now you do not want me to answer this question. I do. No, you don't. I do. No, you do not. Come on. No, you do not.

No, you don't. What is it? You do not want me Yeah, it's not that It doesn't fit on her little purse I don't think the queen is doing that There's a reason why she's keeping her hands on that purse my friend It is not that

We went over why she keeps a purse Yeah, that's what they say I'm telling you what I know The one unique, Weird item that the queen travels with her At all time is Her blood So let's say the queen is about to take a trip

Yeah, Charles does that too. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The queen's about to take a trip. She goes into wherever she goes. I'm sure she has some backlog, but she gives fresh blood. Yeah, she gives her fresh blood. And then, you know, no blood.

Always got to have her blood. No commoner's blood is going to enter her body. I'm sorry, that's pure blood right there. Yeah. That's what we're about now. So makes sense that the queen doesn't take, you know, commoner's blood. But can commoners take queen's blood? Ooh.

If not, there's a business. in there. No? No? No. You've got these word people that will drink blood or drink, you know, like baby cells to get younger. No, we're not doing that. No? No. No. No. No, you know, you might be another royal. And if it's the same blood type, you get it, she'll give it to you. But you're not, that's it. But you're not, that's it. But you know, in the family, that's it. Mm. You know, it's a little kid goes down. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's Queens blood. It's her favorite grandchild. I learned that. In fact, that's the name of our family. I learned. In fact, that's the name of

our new show. Your favorite child? Netflix. Queensblood. Oh, Queensblood. Okay. I thought I was the favorite. I don't know.

I don't want to announce it yet. Oh, okay. I'm announcing it now. It's just signed a deal. Well, I can't tell you exactly what it's all about. I can just tell you. Stop asking. I'm just telling you the name of it is Queen's Blood.

So you get the idea. And those of you, if somebody actually uses this, you're welcome. Watch. Two weeks from now. Something can't drop out with Netflix. It's really going to piss me. It's a queen's blood and it will be so pissed. All right, so let's talk about, why does this happen to me or my children?

Is this the Fisher family? That hurts. The 10-year-old boy in China. This is a tornado or a heart attack or... Totaling automobile. A death in the family. Like, if it's something like that, Don't worry, it's coming for you.

But it's something like, I don't know, you know, gold, diamonds, dinosaur eggs. That's not happening. Money hitting your car from a brick. Yeah, that's not happening. So a 10-year-old boy of China finds 11 dinosaur eggs. 11 dinosaur eggs. So he's playing outside. And he's looking around for something to crack open some stuff.

He's looking around for some rocks. And, hey, he's outside looking for walnuts. No, he had walnuts. looking for something to crack open. Who's out there eating walnuts in the middle of the summer? This kid. Walnuts is for like Christmas sign. Middle of the summer in China?

No. Middle of summer in China, the first thing that comes to your mind? Walnuts. Anyway. And not frozen lollies? No. No. Frozen lollies are only for the United Kingdom people that get too hot.

We could talk about that story too in a moment about frozen lollies because I'll tell you the reason why that story is even anywhere on the internet. So this kid says, I need something to crack my, open my wall, okay. I mean, really, that's what, seriously, that's when you're in China. Man, it's the middle of summer, what do I need, a refreshing walnut. But I don't have anything to open them, so let me look for something. Oh, there's a rock. No, that's not a rock.

What is that? It's something that looks like a dinosaur egg. Oh, huh. Oh, my gosh, it is a dinosaur egg. Is there more? Oh my gosh, there are more. His mother said he recognized the dinosaur because of their trip to a museum.

Now, there is a difference between the Chinese family and an American family. Okay? The Chinese family, oh, he recognized the dinosaur eggs because they looked like the same things when we took our trip to the museum. In America, when you ask a kid, how did you recognize them as dinosaur eggs?

because they looked like what was on Jurassic Park the documentary Jurassic Park that's been remade like 10 times the documentary I believe was Jurassic Park two or three which one which one was the dinosaur eggs the first one?

No well you did see them the first one yeah we have but it was two or three where they had the oh the case yeah yeah yeah yeah they had the actual eggs that they had to give back to the The velociraptors. Yes, they did.

Yes, it's the third one. That's the third one. Yeah. It's all about the velociraptors. Well, I mean, that was a classic documentary right there. So we're not thinking about the museum. I'm sorry. No.

If you find a dinosaur egg, you think about this right here. Yeah, Jurassic Park. Hello. That's what it is. So congratulations to the kid. If you can look at me all you want, you know you watch the movies. You know you watch the documentaries. Absolutely.

It's out on T&T. You're watching it. If you're scrolling through the TV on a Saturday after night, and up pops Jurassic Park, you're not, you stop. You just stop. Even if it's a new one, you stop. It doesn't matter. You stop.

You stop. It's a Jurassic Park movie is I stop. You might move on after the commercial. I'll give you that. It's possible I've seen this one, you know, 20 times. So, you know, I'll move on. But I will say, that's right. You will say, this is about when he's about to get spit in the face and fall.

And they go to commercial, you're staying through it. Yes, you are. Or you're going forward. You're coming back. Yes, you are. You're coming back to it. You remember, oh, Channel 212. Of 2.12.

No problem. You go back because I know I got a little ways before my favorite part. Yeah, I want to see the sheep. Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Go back.

Oh, yeah, got to get back. Oh, I forgot. Dang it. I missed it. Oh, no. Let me get the VHS out. TNT is only running the same movie this is all weekend long. So you'll be able to watch it again.

Right? Come on TNT. Come on, TNT. Stop it. Get some new material. We figured you're out. So, this kid isn't the first one. So in 2016, a nine-year-old kid trips over a skull at his family's home in New Mexico.

Okay, A, I have walked around my house. How many times? My house has actually been torn up by a tornado. Storm. How's that coming along? Oh, 100%. The roof is down? 100%.

You can still tell where the roof needs to go by the tarps. Oh. So this kid trips. over a skull of a stegomastodon, which is a giant, an ancient elephant. I'm sorry, it's an ancient elephant like animal. Sorry, sorry. Now, the kids were wandering around by his house in New Mexico and trips over an elephant like animal skull.

Come on. That's what they want you to know. That's what they want you to know. I think so too. In 2018, a six-year-old, Naomi Vaughan of Oregon found the fossil of a rare sea creature while she was digging in the dirt. She's at her sister's soccer game. She can't stand her sister's sister.

So she's dragging her to her sister's soccer game. I'm going to go over here. She hates her sister so much that she's off to the side digging in the dirt. Digging in the dirt. What if you're going to do? What is she going to do? Watch the game? Thank you.

She hates her sister and the game of soccer so much. She's off digging in the dirt. That's not an American. She finds a rare sea creature. In 2004, a seven-year-old. Kid in Chile. Chile. Whatever.

Accidentally. Was it accidentally really? Set the world record for being the youngest person to discover a fossil. Now he finds a fossil of an unknown dinosaur species. Oh, man. We don't even know what that one is. That is so cool. That's why I love the Pearl Museum.

Right. That's why I love the Pearl Museum. I know. I know. And I would love to find a dinosaur. Something. Something. I really would.

It would. It would be really cool. Well, you have to go to those areas like Arizona, New Mexico. You can buy them on eBay. China. You can buy them on eBay. Oh, yeah, we talked about a couple months ago. Yeah, we did.

I know, a million dollars or something on that. I even though some of them may cost a little bit more than that. A couple billion dollars. A few mail for a... Yeah, the guy was put them on eBay. Who does that? Speaking of dinosaurs, did you see... Yes.

I mean, I can't play it today because the video is down for the show. I mean, the cameras are rolled or recorded, but... There hasn't been video for any show. No, the video's down today. Not that's recorded. But I wanted to. I could tell you about it. Yes, you can't.

But I can't show it to you today because the video's down. Or tomorrow. Or next week. Or the month out of the car. Or next year. Did you see the video of the kids at Yellowstone? Yes. The little girl got hit with the bison.

Yes. Here's a helpful hand. Don't go by the bison. What are you doing? You saw all these kids try to get closer and closer to the bison. And the bison is like, that's close enough. And it was like a group of 50 or 20 people. And two of them took, I mean, two of them got.

They left the little girl all by herself. Well, you know, why is there a bison brandy? She flew. Yeah. I know it's not funny. The girl's okay, so we can laugh about it. She's fine. She just flew.

She learned how to fly. She did fly, man. But she flew. That bison flying, man. Oh, and I didn't know. I'm sorry, but you're close enough. It's a wild animal. You're close enough.

You're right there. You can't touch it, but you're right there. Yeah, you're close now. Look, if you see a, I mean, the bison is not a dinosaur. Yes, it is. Big animal. Yes.

So you need to respect its space a little. Well, it's like at the zoo. Do you go just walk to the stupid bison? You don't. Just because in the wall doesn't mean like, oh, I can just walk you just walk up to this one and just pet it. No, you idiot. Well, they weren't that close.

But they kept getting closer and closer. They kept playing closer. Yeah, there was just a crowd of people. You could see how they're getting closer and closer to see it. And the bison is like, okay. Get away. I'm out here. I'm waiting for the geyser to go off here.

I'm hanging out. He's probably like, where's the park ranger? Like, usually the park ranger comes in and saves me. He gets them out of here, right? So I'm going to have to. Jogi the bear. I'm going to have to fly somebody.

And he picked the perfect target, too. Well, the other two took off pretty good and he was like, I don't want to go that far. Oh, no, it's just a little scare. Yeah, he just wanted to do it a little scare. I was going to bop you here, fly this little kid, and then go get it out of here. I got to send you.

I got to find it again. but it's a remix version of The Little Girl Flying is hilarious. See, now that's not funny. No, you're right. It's not funny. We can't show that on that. No, no, it's not funny. It's freaking hilarious because it's like as music. We're not showing that on.

No, I'm not showing. I'm going to show you. Stop. I'm not going to look at something like that. It's not worth it. Go ahead and find it. All right, I'd like to, uh,

A, thank all the people at corporate 7-Eleven, the Southland Corporation, which is not far from these studios here in Irving, Texas, just across the couple of big interstates over here. I pass their corporate headquarters frequently, and I like to thank them for listening to Chewing the Fat. However, I'd like to say, why are you embarrassed to say that you listen to Chewing the Fat?

What are you talking about? I remember we talked about the kid that was born on, which... Oh, the 7-Eleven, baby? 7-Eleven, right, born on 7-11, 7-11, 7-11. Yeah. But it was not named 7-11. They did not name the kid 7-11, even if it was Savine or the middle name. The middle name could have been, he could have been Billy 11, something.

No. That's not seven. Or at least seven letters. Yeah. And 11. Whatever, but nothing. So the Southland Corporation are 7-Eleven. The people got together and they're getting the baby a college fund, which was, what, $7,11?

$1,11. Yeah. I mean, that's cute. But if they'd named the kid 7-Eleven, they would have got a lot more money. $700,000. $11. The kids are getting diapers and drinks. Yeah, diapers, onesisies.

I don't know about drinks. I don't know what you. No, you get drinks. You take that kid into a 7-Eleven and say, you know who this is? This is 7-Eleven. That's 7-Eleven. I'm taking a slip. 7-Eleven onesies, uh, diapers,

newborn goodies to help out the parents along. But the reason why they did all this was because, not because of you, though. No, incorrect. Read, read the quote from them. After catching win of the incredible news in the news cycle, 7-E-11 decided to pledge nowhere there says chewing the fat. Well, after catching win in the news cycle, i.e. listening to chewing the fat. That is recorded two miles from our headquarters. We wanted to help this family out.

So by the way, what's the kid's name again? Jamil or something? Jamie Brown. That's what I said, Jamie Brown. Well, actually, it's weird because it's J-A-A-I-M-E. So this is a Jemmy? Jimmy. Jimmy.

Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy. Anyway, I do it was, I do it was, I do it was Jimmy Hill or something like that. That's pretty good, though. For memory, that's pretty good. Because I was pissed as the name was 7-E-E-leven. Do you remember the Jamee?

So weird. Can we stop with the outrage on everything? Can we stop, please, with the outrage on everything? Ain't nobody got time for that? You know, but we do, they do have time for that. That's the problem. We've got too many people with time on their hands to be outraged over stuff that doesn't need to be outraged on.

For somebody else. Someone else is not upset. You have to be upset? Just smile. And if you can't smile, move the fuck on. I can't take it anymore. I can't. We told you about the mom with the marijuana cake.

And she was not upset. She was not upset. But we're upset. The person lost their job. And then how to hire her back and not DQ looks like stupid. And they deserve it. Yes. Oh, absolutely.

So at least the manager does. The manager. No, no. That's not DQ. No, no, no, it's the manager. So now there's a problem, and it's not a problem. It's a problem only with some sad individuals. People have no life.

So they order the birthday cake. In Missouri. Do you know the story? You need to help? I'm telling the story. I just put in the facts that you don't know. But I don't, it doesn't matter where the hell it does. No, it doesn't.

It doesn't matter because I want. It doesn't matter. matter that it's in Missouri. I want people to put this business out of business. See, now that's what's wrong with America right there is the outrage. We're going to fight it out of business. Put him out of business. Fire everybody.

Cull them down. Boycott. So here's the deal. In Missouri. September 7, actually. Obama orders a birthday cake. Says, hey, I wanted to be happy birthday. lizard on the cake.

Now, I don't know if the kid's name is lizard, or that's just a nickname for the kid of Missouri. Her name is Liz. I barely wanted to finish this story now. I'm telling you that right now. I could give a flying crap about the stupid lizard cake. I want the business to make a billion dollars making cakes right now, is what I want. Come on.

You're going to do it? You're halfway there. So she ordered Happy Birthday Lizard, which her. daughter named is Liz. Yeah, we've covered that. And then she was shocked because when she opened it, he said, happy birthday loser. And she was so pissed. I actually know. She was so mad that she took the cake and slammed it down on the counter and said, I want to boycott this business. I want you close down forever. How dare you say happy birthday loser. How could you get happy birthday loser from happy birthday lizard for my child's birthday cake.

I want you shut down. And I quote, I was a little shocked, but after a few seconds, I could not stop laughing. I had no clue they got it wrong. I was in hurry, and it seemed like a simple enough request. I wasn't really expecting anything to be wrong with it. I could not stop laughing. So it was a real life situation where the person went, No, it's lizard.

And then you went, Happy Birthday Luser. Actually, that's kind of funny. And since the kid can't read or has no idea what we're doing just knows that people are going to be singing some stupid song with candles on the cake, and then he gets cake and ice cream, then it doesn't matter what it says,

and we'll all have fun with it. I'm going to take the cake. And I'm going to post it because it's funny. Yes. She had a, she posted on Facebook. she had to put an edit because people were upset like how their Walmart because it was a Walmart cake, how their Walmart does that. And she puts edit to add.

I can't believe I actually have to say this, but my child cannot read. And we didn't tell her that it even said that. If we did tell her. We said happy birthday. If we did tell her that the cake said loser, she doesn't know what a loser is. So chill, laugh, it's funny. My husband and I probably ate that loser cake. Then I marched right back to Walmart a few hours later and got another one.

I didn't mention it. I didn't tell them about the misunderstanding because I didn't want any other workers to get any in trouble. So I just picked out a new cake and asked them to write, Happy Birthday Elizabeth on it. And we're done. Amazing. This is America. Melinda Jones from Missouri.

Happy birthday, Elizabeth. Liz, Lizard, loser. happy birthday but that is what you do yes it's the same situation with me getting a haircut people just doing their job it's a mistake you just do your job so your job it was a mistake it wasn't the the person making the cake didn't say oh that kid's a loser I'm gonna call it a loser come on no it was a mistake even if that person was a loser you're not gonna write a loser well you are yes oh hon you worked at a kind of one more place you know like a Win Dixie, right?

Yes, I worked at Wynne for seven years. I'm fully trained in every aspect of grocery. So are you, so did you ever write the message? You have to write, happy birthday on cake sometimes back there in the bakery. Really? Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, you have to. I mean, you're, it's like if, you know, the bakery is.

It's upsetting, isn't it? Do you get upset that you have to write? Yeah, I feel like it's annoying. It is, it is as an assistant manager at the time. Oh, yeah, of course. No, system manages to not touch the cake. They probably touched this to put an ice cream bag. That's very, it was a little upsetting, but that was, you know, it had to be done.

And you had to take care of the customer, and that's just the way it is. And then you fire the deli employee. Wait, the deli's in charge of the bakery? Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, they're on the same area. This was back in the old school days when you didn't have a separate bakery and a separate deli, but they always have the deli and bakery close to each other anyway because you're using a lot of the same equipment in the back.

Not out front, though. but it back dirt. And people are busy at those counters. So when you say, could you write happy birthday? Now that's why a lot of places have you write it down. Yeah, they put it like on a little scrap paper. Right. Yeah.

What do you want it to say? And I don't know that you get loser on a lizard. I don't know that it was written down. Okay, say her line. Say, yeah, I need a birthday cake. Happy birthday cake. I'd like you to write happy birthday lizard. Okay.

Happy birthday loser. got it. See, I hurry loser. And if I'm walking away at the tunnel, yeah, yeah, yeah, if I'm in a hurry, yep, that's right, you got it. I got it, happy birthday loser. Loser, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it could have,

absolutely, have birthday, loser. Yeah. Do you hear it now? Yeah. You're welcome. I want that person fired. You know, it ticks me off too. You know, it ticks me off too. Where you're going through this?

I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. It really ticks me out. I don't mean to be pointing at you on the camera. I don't care. They can't see you anyways. But is cops posing as construction workers to give people tickets? Why?

Well, they're trying to nap. This particular story is talking about cops posing as construction workers to nab texting drivers. How about no? How about you be a police officer? That would be a police officer so we know that you're there. We should be able to have an opportunity to look like we're following the law. Well, it's not just that. It's when I went to court because every time you, a cop writes your ticket,

they have to go to court if not, you know, because you have to be different. Most of my tickets got thrown away at the beginning of my career because we were told to wear our dress blues, which is our professional suit, tie, not our camel stuff that, you know, you see a military wear not. Okay, that makes sense because we're at. going to court. And you always wanted to

to look like professional. Got it. First question that the defendant asked me, no, the defendant as the defendant, lawyer as the defendant, was like, was he wearing this

when he pulled you over? Do you recognize him? And then he goes, no. Your Honor, I would like this to be thrown away because he was not worrying that and she does not recognize him and how can she know? And I'm like,

not the judge were you wearing those clothes the last time you had sex with your wife how did she recognize you and i was like dumb analogy but i just want to say it no okay overrule i mean sustain case to take it move on move on so then we learned our lesson and then we it's all right all right if we pull them over on mondays we wore our blues on mondays so then yes but if you wore whatever you wore i'm surprised at the judge just to say you remember next time All right, you remember next time? But it makes sense. Yeah, it's dumb.

It is dumb, but hey, you've proven. But it just ticks me off that the cops are out there. You know, that's BS. You don't do that. That's entrapment. That's entrapment. Absolutely entrapment. You need to tell me if you're a cop.

I need to know. I need to know that you're out there so that I can pretend like I'm following the law. I need to know that. By the way, do you see all those cops at 170? Why are they always there? there's a motorcycle cop under the bridge always mornings and afternoons freaking motorcycle cop

I think they're waiting for Keith because Keith always gets busted right there okay let me tell you something let's pretend that we're an Irving police officer okay this is off the top of my head since we're just picking a city we're an Irving police officer

and let's say you're an Irving motorcycle police officer okay just stop you brought it up There's a motorcycle police officer, right? Down the highway. I'm going to regret this. What's that? I'm going to regret this, but go ahead.

And let's say, you know, you realize that, man, my shift gets over about a couple hours. It's awful freaking hot out here in Texas. It's the surface of the sun hot out here. But I got to, you know, getting close to the end of the month, I got a quota to hit. And you know what? I'm just going to go park in this shit. shade underneath the overpass by the two interstates that intersect. And I'll just, you know, catch people speed and write them a ticket.

And then I'll shoot back under the shade, cool down a little bit for the next couple hours. And then I just got to zip around the corner back to the police department, which is right across the street from us. And not far from the overpass. And then my day is done. I'm just thinking that that's a possibility. See, speaking of being hot, can we talk about the lollies? he teased it already

so there's a story that talks about and the only reason that it's a story is so that they can mention the word vagina it's the only reason it's the only reason it's a story no it's no way it's for safety so we're having a heat wave across Europe

which by the way proves climate change for some reason absolutely did you see that tweet from one of the MSNBC people saying it's 180 degrees in Paris? It's summertime. It's summertime. No, no, Jeffrey, it's 108 degrees in Paris.

When I go out in my car right now, I guarantee that my car... Yes. I don't believe it. I bet you my car right now is about 112. I want a picture of it. Every afternoon I get in my car

that my mirror thermometer is at least 110. At least. Now, I'm not Paris. I know. and I know that Texas is, you know, closer to the sun than Paris. It is.

But, you know, get over it in the summertime. Yeah, because this. And here's an idea, Paris. Maybe you lift a little bit of your green energy plan and put in some air conditioning. And maybe you save some lives. So that females don't have to walk around thinking about putting lollipops up to vagina to cool down. And you don't have to run the stories. It's that lollipops.

It's ice lollies. not lollipops even though you're not supposed whatever the stupid Europeans are calling them is ice lollies I apologize I apologize I apologize

I apologize it's being that experts are saying women should not try this at home why really should they try it in public should they try it at all they should not try it at all

because you know according to Dr. Sarah Welsh co-founder of Hank's condom brand I love She's the co-founder of what? She's the co-founder of Hanks, the condom.

I love that brand. Yeah, that's my favorite. She said, and I quote, the vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin. See what I mean? This is the only reason we have this stupid story. May seem innocent to other areas of the body if they come in contact with the vagina

can cause infections, irritations, and damage. There are many things that should never go near the vagina. like ice lollies up in there. See what I mean. This is the news report because we got to do news report on how hot it is. We've got to do weather stories, but we got to have different angles. Oh, I know we get to say vagina too.

Yes. Don't put lollipops in your vagina. No ice lollies, not lollies. Even though you should not put lollipops in your vagina either. But according to them, according to Dr. Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of Hanks, Yeah, I know you already said that. The eyes can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma in the mch.

You're telling me. Yeah, I think. And Dr. Rochartre also says that the sugar in the lulli could cause disrupt of the natural pH. You don't want that. And you don't want any disruption of the natural pH. Jesus. And if that didn't sound horrible enough,

there's also added concern that the lulli could break inside you. Oh, no. Oh, no. The lot would break inside you. And then it would just, I don't know, melt. No, Jeffie. We'll go up in there and end in your stomach and in your liver or your, I don't know,

your digestive track. You're exactly the reason they were on these stupid stories. Oh, Jesus. We have to go to the break for money to drink. I would say I did a drink of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, but I'm drinking a diet Dr. Pepper. Oh, that's still good. He's so good.

By the way, do you know that Dr. Pepper was, a hoo-ha doctor. So, well done. So a grocery store employee, missing for 10 years. I don't know if you know this. I worked, I was,

and I worked at the grocery business. Yeah, we figured that out. We learned that when we talk about the cake. Yeah, I was grocery store. Manager, assistant manager, yeah. I've been in a grocery. You know what I was thinking? I watched, so this weekend,

I go to the grocery store, and I see all the grocery store employees start running around crazy. Uh-oh, the, and the district guy there he is. Hey, go to see this team and there's the district manager

with his kids. Yep. Walk on the store. Amazing. A Saturday evening. I was like, yes. No, I don't hate that. I love it.

No, that's an employee. Don't you hate when they come in? Well, but see, the thing is, it's surprising. Now, he must either live close to this store or it really was a surprise visit. We've coming with his kids

and he goes, I'll just go to this store tonight. Because usually what happens. This is one of my stores. Usually, what happens is, yeah, is that, like, if I go, if I as a district manager, if I go to this store and I leave, you call the other stores. App 100%. Steve's on the, true.

Steve's on the prowl. Keep an eye out. When I worked at McDonnell's, when the district manager will come in, hey, Paul just left heading towards Orange Blossom Trail. He may be, he may come to you or not, but he's on the road. And he ordered a Big Mac. He didn't say who he was. He paid for it.

He went through the drive-thru completely. Heads up. There you go. Thank you. So he caught him off guard with his kids. And I was thinking it brought back so many memories because when I was a little kid, that's what my dad worked for superfoods. And he was the liaison between the store and the managers and stuff.

So we went on weekend trips. It was. We always stopped into stores to walk the stores, you know. That's pretty cool. And I mean, I walked the stores, I walked the stores of grocery stores. my entire life. How many ashtam did you lick? So anyway, this grocery store employee

been missing for 10 years. And they wonder, man, the body of this 25-year-old went missing 10 years ago. And I say the body of the 25-year-old man? Yeah. Because it was found in the vacated building of the supermarket where he used to work.

It was back between the cooler and the wall. He's dead? Yes. Contractors found the body because they were told to go in and clear everything out. So the store closed down. So the store closed down.

We're looking for this guy for 10 years now. The crew comes in, boom, we found him between the wall and the cooler. He went to the supermarket after he got into a fight with his parents and stormed out. So I don't want to see you anymore. I got mad. I know. They didn't find any traces of them anywhere. Nobody had seen him.

So apparently the employees of the store, old employees of the store said that, What they used to do is climb up on top of the cooler. Makes sense. And that's one of the places in this back corner that they would, that's where they would go to get away and just kind of hang out, you know? Yeah, relax. Forget about the world. And so he fell between the gap.

It's like this 18-inch gap between the wall and the cooler. Between the fans blowing of these coolers and stuff, nobody could hear him. That is so sad. I know. Is there scratches? Like, are there scratches? Like, he's finger-up. I understand what you mean.

It's not, are there scratches? Are there like scratches? No, the same thing. Like scratches and scratches, same thing. No, it's just like, you know, like, was he missing the nails from scratching? Like, can you see like the body weight, like, come? Why are you laughing? This is some serious questions.

There were no signs of trauma. So he did. So he probably died instantly. No. I don't think so. How did they find him whilst his last position? Was he trying to push the cooler? Or was he like with his hands in his mouth like yelling?

Or was he just like, I give up, I'm just accepted, I'm going to die. That's the way he was. That's the way it was, yeah. Well, you know what? If you're a supermarket. Oh, wait, what? No, there's not pictures. If you're a supermarket guy, I think that's the way you go.

Right? I'm not doing it. That's an honor right there. That is like a military honor. I will say that I don't have to worry about it because he was stuck in an 18-inch gap. I'm not going in that gap. Are you sure? I'm positive.

I roll over a positive. I roll over. Head down. I just roll over. I'm not falling down in that gap. I'm good. That is so sad. How old was he when he was missing?

By the way, I'm not, I'm not, uh, 25. Wow. I know. Really sad. Really sad. But again, no one heard him? Like, seriously. He needs to yell next time he needs to yell a little bit louder.

Can the family sue? Oh, no, they're going to sue. They're going to sue. Who are you going to sue? For what? Endanger? What are you going to sue? That wasn't the storage fault

The kid jumped up on top of the stupid cooler Why was the cooler 18 inches Away from the wall? That's where the fans and stuff That's where you went Um, no Oh my gosh No

It's your people That's what's wrong with America right there You and your ilk You mean like America You and your ilk No I mean people like you That want to sue people Exactly America

That's America America loves to sue You just talked about it like two days ago the family lost a little girl aren't they suing? Yes Okay, this is the same scenario same scenario

but this one I actually feel like the stories at fault I don't feel like the cruisers at fault The store's at fault for this kid Absolutely rolling between a cooler and a wall Why is that cooler not flush to the wall You can't have coolers flush to the wall

Was there a warning side that says you might tip over and You know what? Yes there was There was a big warning sign that said don't get up on top of the cooler, stupid. The big sign. It was a big sign. It was still there. No.

That was not there. If it was on the 70s, I believe it. But 10 years ago, hmm. That was there. It was a big sign. Big sign? Yeah.

I mean, just you drive by, you can see it. Whoa. You can see it from the outside. Yeah. That's how big it is. Do not climb on this. Don't climb on top of the cooler.

Stupid. Yeah. You know, there's another thing you can't do in America anymore. You can't do nice thing. things. Like, let's say you're a business and you have business furniture and you are going to remodel and you think, hey, let's just, you know, the furniture's old and we don't know what to do and we're not going to make any money for let's just give it away. We just set it outside and

just give it away and if people want it, they can take it. And then you try to be nice and you try to do that and you get heat for it. Like, for example, the strip club, in Ohio that had couches and stuff that were they were trying they were going to remodel and they decided you know what let's just give it away let's just give the couches away and set them out in front of the out in front of the business people could come and get them you know they took a lot of heat for that and people didn't want them unbelievable I know did you get one trying to be nice like well I don't live in Ohio and I didn't couldn't find anybody that would pick one up and bring it to Texas for me.

I will absolutely love to have one here. I thought we could use it in one of the next museum. Absolutely. But this is Charlotte's cabaret couch from Toledo, Ohio. We're not sure who that state is from. And we know that that state is from Charlotte. We know that that's been DNA tested. I mean, you can't do anything nice anymore.

Just a sad, sad state of affairs is what it is. I'll tell you that. I mean, you can't even get a good breast implant anymore. I'm sorry? You can't even get a good breast implant anymore. You can't. Some places have good breast implants, but we have a big breast implant recall going on now. I mean, it's really, really sad.

Now, we get the sounder, the air horn for breast implant recalls? This is sad. This is sad. This is serious stuff. I know. How many strippers are going to be affected by this? Oh, I don't know. Now, millions of women have breast implants.

Did you know, I mean, millions of women have breast implants. That's interesting. That is. So is that? That's according to the story. And worldwide, that's probably true. Does it break it down? Or like, you know, how I said like one in every five women have an implant?

No, it does not. Oh, that would be kind of cool. Because we have a bunch of women in here. I like to be like. Oh, I can tell you. Oh, okay. Only 573 have been diagnosed with this BIA-A-L-C-E. worldwide.

That's not bad. BIA-A-L-C-L is a type of lymphoma. It's a cancer of immune cells. I mean, it's not breast cancer, but it's cancer. If it's cancer and it's in the breast. It's breast cancer.

Doesn't that make it breast cancer? But apparently not. Apparently not. So according to this, the overall risk is one in 3,800 women. That doesn't sound, I mean, that's a pretty high risk. It's pretty low market right there.

So if you have a breast implant, the allergen biocell textured implants. You call 888-93393. That is 88-93. And if you're on a phone line, just email chewing the fat at the blaze.com and we'll get you with the right doctor. So Allergen announced the recall of its biocell textured breast implants and tissue expanders. What are those? I mean, just think about what it is, tissue expanders.

Those are like people that are trying to be fat and are trying to extend their waist? I think the tissue expanders are where I think that's the cheap way out of breast implants. I don't know. I got to look it up now. Hold on. Please hold. Thank you for holding. Thank you for listening to.

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This is Jeff. Tissue expanders, a common breast reconstruction technique, which involves expansion of breast skin and muscle using temporary tissue expand. Okay. So, I mean, if you had a breast removed from breast cancer or something, put this clip out there. We're not doctors. Please do not.

I'm telling you what it is. Please don't. This is a true story. But check your dog. If you have a lump or you have breast implants, yes, call us editing 1303. But like, I feel like we're crossing the line here, Jeffrey.

I just feel like it. I feel like what you're doing right now is driving me insane is what you're doing to me right now. I trust that people listening to my podcast are smart enough to know that if, there is something wrong with their body they will get it taken care of okay me talking about tissue expanders it's okay all right i just want i trust my audience okay so you with your little disclaimers and if you have a lump please feel and connect with your own personal physician i

know and so do they