Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 160 | What Jeffy Wants, Jeffy Gets - Prince Harry

Episode Date: July 29, 2019

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I have a request. I would like for people to stop warning me about leaving water bottles in my car during the summer. The odds are so small that my water bottle left in the back seat of my car is going to explode or cause my car to burn into a massive rage of fire that it'll be okay. stop warning me about leaving my water bottles in the car it's just a request

before the top 16 minutes after coming at you love day I just feel like talking like this for a while not really just want to say how you doing do you have a good weekend

those of you listening live welcome those of you that are you know listening on the podcast the recording I know you're not listening live so I mean welcome to you too those of you watching although I don't know how you're watching because there's not a camera in this building oh yeah there is one back there so there's one camera take it to the wide shot camera stays at all times we always always have that shot on

so those of you watching on that how it wave to you there you go it's just for you Those of you watching. So I did Chew the Fat on Glenn Radio, Glenn Beck Program Radio with Stu today. And I talked about a petition that I think I get behind. And I really do mean I think I'm behind it.

The petition that wants to move Halloween to the last Saturday of October. So not, it's not going to always be October 31st, no matter what day it falls on after Halloween. for all of you, you know, hardcore all-Hollows Eve people, you can, you know, still have your October 31st. But Halloween, the actual holiday where you go door to door and say, trick or treat and get your candy or do your trick or whatever it is you do on your, on your little front porch happens on the last Saturday of October.

I'm behind this petition. Let's make it happen. Let's make it happen. I know it's not a national holiday It's not a federal holiday I get it So what's the petition for If it's not a federal holiday

Or a recognized holiday Can we just do it? You know what? Yes Let's just do it Let's just do it We're done I mean it's been It's been

It's already taken care of It's been A celebration ahead of All Saints Day it was established by Pope Gregory

the 3rd in the 8th century it might be time to change this has been the same day since the 8th century let's just change let's just throw it

I was throwing it out there Chris is right let's just do it just make it happen now the calendar people will be pissed they've already got They've already got to like 3,000.

Yeah. They're going to have to change all that. But you know what? So what? Now that is a billion dollar idea right there. Calenders. Big calendar will be pissed. They're going to shoot this down.

They will not let it happen. Yeah, big, you don't want to mess with big calendars. Those lobbyists. They don't know. Don't even talk. They're not lobbyists, man. Those are big calendar thugs, man. They're probably uninized.

The big candle mafia? I mean, the big calendar mafia? And the big candle mafia. And the candle mafia, yeah. You do not want to mess with the candle mafia. I mean, you put the candle mafia and the calendar mafia against you, you're dead. Yeah, Wax RX is trying to take on, you know, big candle the mafia. Don't do it.

Yeah. Don't do it. I'm just, don't do it. Genius idea coming out in New Jersey. I don't know why this is, I don't know why this idea, you know, is looked at, this story is trying to make it sound like it's a bad thing. I believe it's a genius idea. New Jersey pizza chain wants to sell you the sad crust remnants.

I'm buying it. Why is that a bad idea? That's a genius idea. And with a set of ranch, I'm all in. There's a genius idea. I mean, that's how we got the little barbecue. Yes. Whatever they're called.

Yeah, the barbecue things, yes. Because it was left over meat. They didn't know what to do with it. Let's just cook it and sell it. Okay. Wait, you can cook and sell the extra food or the food that other people don't want? No, it's not the, no, that's the, see, that's the little thing. It's not the, it's not the, they're not picking up.

You're going to eat that? No, okay. We're going to sell that. Although. There's another idea. I mean, why not? Two ideas in less than five minutes. If you're not going to eat that, that's feeding the homeless.

Absolutely. But what they're talking about is as they're making pizza crust with the dough, they have leftover dough. And that leftover dough just gets chopped up. up and baked and thrown in a box. You put that into like crazy breads. What? The idea's already there. You just make crazy breads.

Then they have to be perfect, though. No, they don't. Yes, they do. They have to be the same thing. Little Cesar's are not the same thing. They're not perfect. The little crazy bread, little Cesar is perfect. No, they're not.

They're perfectly aligned. Are you out of your mind? Little Cizers are you going to? I'm going to the proper Little Cesar. I don't know what. What backwoods little Caesars you're going to that have misshaped. They do. They're long, short, thick, fat.

They are selling you leftovers at this backwoods. They are. I'm complaining. Yes, I would complain. I thought I would just like that. Get Little Caesars on the phone. No, that's supposed to be the same. That's a product.

Dude, kid you not. This is not a joke. I get them big, small, thick, fat. one is missing something. The other one is like bumpy. Yeah. Oh, we need to. I'm going to order some crazy bread.

This needs to be chewing the fat investigation because that's not, I mean, look at Little Caesars.com, right? The website on how they make the pizza crust, right? Whatever they call it? Crazy bread. Yeah, crazy bread. The show has now come to us. We'll eat immediate stop on this.

This is on American as we're finding something out. If this is true, this can't be true because I've gotten crazy bread before in the past I know this is going to come as a surprise but I have eaten Little Caesars before and uh and you it's almost a law when you get the which is why Little Caesars makes a fortune now when you get the five dollar pizzas you have to get crazy bread too for a million dollars so they make their money this is some BS what do you mean on the website they're perfectly fine that's the way they're supposed to be made I don't get exactly my point Because it's a product, it's an actual product. What these guys are selling are the leftover, the remnants of the crust, which is, you know, odds and ends. It looks like odds and ends. They're short, they're stubby, they're thin, whatever.

And they're just, you know, they're left over. So the leftover crust is not what people didn't eat. I'm ordering, I'm going to order some crazy birds on the way to the house. I'm going to take a picture of it. And I'm telling you, they do not look like this at all. Well, they got to come close. but I will say that odds of, you know, the McDonald's burger looking like they do on the McDonald's website. All the time.

All the time. It's not exactly the same. My double cheeseburger looks all the time the same. It's got to be pretty close. I mean, it's got to be pretty close. This is BS. You've been getting ripped off, man. You got some backwoods little scissors.

Keller. Keller is a good place around here. Wow. Yes, it is. You know it is. Don't try me. Keller is some bougie people. The little seizures you go.

Oh, the one on Tarrant Park. with you? Yes. Yeah, I get my time by that. No. They're selling you crap. And they don't even know who I am because I use the app. I used the app and I pick it up. They are selling you. They know who you are. The app tells them.

Oh. Yep. The app tells them what? Yeah. The app tells them somebody we have to. I'm going to have to screw over and give them our leftover that just fall under the. Wow. Your picture comes up.

I'll tell you, man. You're going to be surprised when I order these crazy birds today. All right, we're keeping this story. I'm going to move on for the show of the fat investigation. All right, let's do a little life on drugs.

Life on drugs. And today's segment of life on drugs. So, I'm driving to work today, speaking of inhaling things. And I cannot believe how many people were smoking on the way to work today.

What do you mean? All these cars. Oh, inside the car? At red lights. You never smoked inside your car, did you? No. You always stopped. Yeah.

But I just drive me crazy. Don't these people know how bad this is for them? I know, it clearly, too, heart attacks. Right? I mean, I almost just rammed into one guy. At the red light,

one red light, I almost got out. There were like three cars around me. Everybody's smoking. Let's get out. Okay, give me a cigarette. Let's get out of the window. Give me a cigarette.

It's not, I need to come in smoke That was close man It was close I need a light too You don't have your light thingy lighter thing You know they don't come in cars anymore

Really But I do have one of my car But they don't come Because your car is old enough to have it Don't say that like that's a You're talking down to me I'm not talking down to you It sounded like it

No I'm not talking down to you My car is just in none and I don't have it I know When I bought this car I know if I would bet a million dollars I'll tell you how I have my lighter in my car okay in the actual car lighter that you push in

when I bought this car we took it for a test drive and I would have bet a million dollars that that had the lighter in it okay so we went back to pick it up there was no lighter in it it was just a whole there was no just a hole

for chargers and stuff because every car has the extra charger and everything and I was like what I need that So when my wife's car was totaled and we were on the side of the road cleaning it out Before the record came, so I took the lighter. Good.

Good. Does it fit? Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. So just saying this. It's the way it goes. The people who totaled my wife's car, you're shorted a lighter. So anyway, back into life in the drug world stories today.

Teen violin progeny dies of apparent drug overdose in a London mansion. Really sad. Teenage violin progeny. Katya Tuscanova. I'm sorry? Katya Tuscanova.

Katya Tuscanov. Yeah, the project, the 16-year-old violin prodigy. Well, 17. Don't pretend like you know who she is. I do know. Why, I listen to all her stuff. I didn't.

Really? Yeah. And her first... No, she did a nice piece with the girl that almost won AGT. Yeah. Apparently she's been doing drugs and all her friends have been doing drugs.

Her parents are... That's how you make it to be the... Child Projectie. Yes. You do a lot of drugs. What the heck was that? What was that? Seriously.

Did we have like a power outage or something? Seriously, well... I think someone got electrocuted or something. building. She's been performing since she was five. And her family is saying that they aren't blaming anyone for Kaji's death. She would have parties

and they found her friends unconscious. They've had to call an ambulance on some of their friends because they would be all passed out on drugs. I mean, that's sad. Very sad. And this story is just a sad. Man dies on flight after reportedly ingesting 246

bags of cocaine. How many times are we going to hear the story about people ingesting these bags of drugs and then one of them breaks and the whole thing now I'd have been so pissed too because he's not an airplane what happens emergency landing so if you're going somewhere you're screwed teacher dies after swallowing bag of cocaine at airport this is old story why is this we talked about this lady right she was the teacher who realized that she had left it uh she yeah she had left over yeah we thought talked about the story already because she had left over blow according to the story

from her vacation she was like oh man I could not go through security with this so she just downs the bag and the bag broke open and she's dead and you think El Chapo is the only one that can escape from prison wrong my friends are wrong okay an Italian mafia boss nicknamed the cocaine king of Milan. Come on, man. Broke out of a Uruguayan. Okay, go for it.

Now, pronounce it in your head. We had another electrical outage. Something happened. What happened? What was that? Come on. I signed it out loud. It's Uruguayan.

It was in Uruguay. It was in Uruguay. Okay. I don't. That's so stupid. Climbed out of a hole in the roof. It's a hole in a Uruguay prison?

Yeah, it's just straw. That's the roof of some matter of straw. And he took three other inmates with him. Oh, duh. They made the exit. They go into town. They go to a nearby house, get cash, rob the house, and they're gone. Amazing.

And the head of the country is like, yeah, we're still after him. And we're going to find him and we're going to send him back to jail. And he's still guilty. And then we're going to send him to Italy. We're going to put him in jail here. We're going to send him back to Italy. good luck good luck so we have a new el chapo on the run what's his name the cocaine king of milan no his name that's his name that's his nickname what's just given rako moribito i'm sorry

roco morabito m o rar a b i to oh yeah marito raco moribro is what i said morabito roco morabito no moravito so given it's not italian yeah he's not italian yeah he's yeah he's Yes, he is. He's not Italian. Yes, he is. Is he from? The Italian mafia boss. Just because he's...

In Uruguay, waiting for extradition back to Italy. His name is Rocco Bonabito. I don't think so. Yes, it is. That's the story. He's the cocaine king of Milan. Rocco Borobito. I feel like I want some spaghetti and meatballs now.

I'm not opposed to that. I let's go to the break room. I need a Coca-Cola zero-sugar desperately. Oh my gosh. So good. Let's start, as long as we're in the break room. I want to talk to listener Tim in Jacksonville, Florida, who contacted me through Facebook and said Jacksonville, Florida is a great city.

It's not a dump at all. I'm really not offended. I just wanted you to know I heard you bash us on your podcast today. I've lived here nearly 25 years And it's grown tremendously With outstanding restaurants Great Beach Life and solid nightlife Call me whenever you're in the area

He gives his number I'll take you to a Jags game Ha ha ha love chewing the fat And I replied to Tim Okay It's not a dump Sorry I apologize

Because I broke my own rule For apologizing I broke my own rule. Now that I say it out loud, why apologize? Why I apologize? I felt bad. I'm from the president. I felt bad.

He just called West Baltimore in a dump. Yeah, well, Baltimore is a dump. And I'm not taking that back. You racist bastard. But we called Jacksonville a dump too. Jacksonville is not as bad as Baltimore. Not even close. But it's still a dump.

Jacksonville is a dump. And I apologize, Tim. You're right. It's not a dump. I apologize. I, Chris Cruz, say that Jackson v. Dump and I will be there on Saturday and I'll take pictures of your dumping town. I'll give you a Tim's number you can call. You can take you around.

Where's you going to take me? Oh, I can take you to the outstanding restaurants, great beach life, solid nightlife. I mean. I'll take them. Meet me at 600 Airport Drive, Jacksonville. That's where I'll be. 600. 600 Airport Drive Jacksonville. You got a drug deal coming in and that's where you're unloading or what? Okay. There's a taco belt right there.

I'll be right there. And I'm not kidding you, Tim Listener. 600 Airport Drive meet me on Saturday at 6 p.m. Wow. I mean, you've laid down the gauntlet. I have. And show me that Jacksonville is not a dump bit. It is.

That means you're going in already prejudice, though. You are. Yes, yes. I am. Change my mind. Yeah, there you go. Change my mind. Yeah, because it's a tough.

First ever Fortnite, World Cup. Amazing, right? They filled up Arthur Ashe Stadium, 23,000 seat Arthur Ashe Stadium. Amazing. New York, right? $30 million in prize money. $30 million in prize money.

And Fortnite's only two years old, by the way. With $3 million going to each winner of the solo and duo competitions. 40 million players participated in the online qualifiers with $50,000 guaranteed for every qualifier. So everybody made at least 50 grand that was playing this weekend. Where's your son? Not there. So where you see?

Not there. He's in West Virginia. He's in West Virginia at the World Scout Freakinjamboree instead of making me millions of dollars. So he made your $50,000. For going for the Gembury, right? Of course he did. Yeah, of course he did.

Although I won't see it ever because it's invisible money. I would have told my kid he's training to. I told both of them. Look, I raised one kid to make me and take care of me playing NFL sports. Where's that go? He failed. Hold on, hold on. He actually told him that?

Do you tell him that he failed? He knows he failed. Come on, Jeff. He got hurt. that's what happened right he got her right I'm trying to feel bad I don't he failed he failed that's harsh bro that's harsh

I don't even take his call anymore barely I believe that I believe that my wife talks to him because she has a grandkid with him yeah she has a grandbaby and she wants to see the grandkid I think that he's that grandbaby's more of a grandbaby to you than it is to your wife no yes Oh.

Okay. You are incorrect, my friend. I do not have grandchildren. Back to this one. So I have my youngest son. You better hop sing on to something. And my daughter, too. Either one of them.

Well, out of Max and Maya, I can see Maya making you money. I don't see Max making you money. Everyone who qualified in Fortnite made $50,000. So he can get on, he can hop sing on that. Yeah, but here's the problem with your son. Your son is not smart enough to make money. out of Fortnite. Your daughter, Wick is smart. Your son is not there yet. Your son will get distracted with, I don't know, storyline and he'll give you a background of each character.

That's true. And by the time he's finished, he's already dead. That's it. Your daughter's a killer. You guys goes in there, she's taking names. That's true. I don't care about the story. I don't cover. Just kill, kill, kill, kill, kill. That's your daughter. That's a good point. So you might want to skip the talking to Max and you go straight to my and be like, okay, honey, do you want a new, you know, painting stuff for your room? You have to go to the Fortnite next year. Because I'm not buying it. Not buying it.

I'm not buying it. And when you make the $50,000? The $50,000, no. First of all, that, no. Yeah. Everybody gets that. Yeah. At least give me another.

That's like getting into the door. No, step up. The first, the top five winners all got about, I think the top four got over a million. Number five got just under a million. That's not bad. That's the way it worked. It's not bad at all. I'm pretty sure that's the way it works.

No, that's not a bad weekend. It's not a bad weekend. And I see where a six-year-old YouTuber in South Korea just bought an $8 million home. Now, of course, that's, you know, the parents as the managers. Wait, the six-year-old can sign legal paperwork? I guess so, apparently so. I want to move to South Korea.

Six-year-old YouTuber star for South Korea. She has made the family. able to buy an $8 million. Is this baby shark? Is this a little baby shark girl? Uh, $8 million. Phone, six-year-old daughter while they're up to YouTube. Borum is one of many YouTube child stars who share videos of themselves playing with toys and going on adventures.

What's her name? Borum. B-O-R-A-M. She shares videos of playing with toys and going on adventures. Her channel's Borum Tube vlog and Borum Tube vlog and Borum Tube. Toys review. Wow, so she has two. 17 million and 13 million subscribers.

17 to the vlog, 13 to the Toys Review. Wow. The Borum Family Company recently purchased a five-story for a non-woman Korean money. Yeah, I just saw that. I saw the five-story building that they just bought. One of the most popular videos have more than 300 million views. In addition to earning money from everybody on YouTube stars like Burham can earn more of a sponsorship.

Yeah, no kidding. Well, duh. Oh yeah, Ryan. Ryan is the big one. He earns the 22 million, the seven-year-old. I am a failure. I am the one that's a failure with my children.

My children are not failures. I will never admit that out loud. In fact, we're going to edit this from the podcast. By the way, did you see that her two YouTube channels average a $4.2 million revenue every month? in American money that's 3.1 million. Every month this six-year-old is generating $3.1 million on average.

Again. I'm a failure to. What am I doing? What am I doing? Before we get to the Royal Whisperer, I just want to say this story made me think of Chris Cruz all weekend long. Oh, that is so cool. Thank you.

I know. I know. You're welcome. And this, it was, it was a husband who made a special birthday cake for his wife. But the reason that it made me think of you, Chris. Did it get misspelled? No. I don't, no, no.

However, that would have done the same thing that this story did. This particular story, the cake was shaped like an Amazon box. Come on. That's her favorite thing to get at the house. Come on. Ordering from Amazon. Let me think of you and your bougie-ass cameras. You have it boxes delivered every day.

I just installed three new cameras, so I got more angles coming soon. Oh, I can't wait. We get to see more packages being delivered at your house. You know why? If I start making $3.1 million, I'm going to laugh at your face because it all started of me posting videos

of my packages being delivered. All I know is I wanted some cake. It's all I know I wanted some cake. And it looked like an Amazon box I thought it was genius. All right, we have to go to the Royal Whisper. We've got Royal Whisper News. I know, look.

I mean, we have to. We've got all kinds of news. First, the big story of the weekend was Megan and her Vogue. Her Vogue. Guest Edit Spot. Their editor. Yeah, I guess that's the easiest way. She's a guest editor.

She's been doing it for months. They've been putting this whole package together. for Vogue and she put this thing together with, you know, game changers. And what a wonderful thing it was. I mean, I can't believe that the castle, the queen, Windsor, let this happen. Absolutely. I could not believe they let this happen. We all know that the queen already said no to the books that she was trying to write.

She was trying to write a book about her life, her baby Archie and Harry, and the royal says, no, we don't do that. Right. I don't see a difference on this than write a book because according to this, you know, the reason why they don't want to do is because they don't put the royal name on things that they don't approve. Well, the magazine says the Royal Highness, Duchess of whatever, her name on it. And this is the first time in 103 years that Vogue has had a guest editor. Okay. Now, she turned down being on the cover. All right.

Now, they've had, I think, the queen and Diana have been on the cover of Vogue. For sure, Diana was. But maybe, you know, maybe they got the, it's okay. You're not, you're not, you're just, it's nothing to do about the royals. You're just doing your little thing to promote the. And then I know the magazine includes a interview with Michelle Obama and Megan Marco. Well, I would certainly hope so because if Michelle Obama isn't part of the forces of change, women edition of Vogue, something is wrong with the world.

But I do have Megan's quote what she told to the editor-in-chief, Edward, what she wants to see in the cover. I want to see freckles. Yeah, and that's, look, that's her way of, you know, that's her way of saying she wants to see life. She wants to see their faces. She wants to see what they're about. She wants to see the glow of those forces of change in nature on the government. Freckles.

I get it. Yeah. That's what you got that out of? Yeah. That's, that's, I mean, that's what you would take from that if you were any kind of creative person at all. I think she has a fetish on Freckles because she says, well, that was like running through open doors.

for me, I love freckles. I think that's a fetish on freckles. And she probably does. Is Harry a redhead? Harry a redhead, doesn't redheads? What are redheads known for? Taking your soul. No, not your first wife.

I'm just talking about Harry. Yeah, redheads is it take your soul. Oh, okay. What's all I've known about? So what your soul is freckles? I guess. Yeah. I guess.

Every freckle they have in their face is a soul they took. That's what freckles are you? A soul is. stolen soul. Did you also see that making Markle reportedly banned neighbors from speaking to them? This is fantastic.

I'm sorry? It is fantastic. No, this is racist. I cannot believe that they allow this to happen. I really can't. I really can't believe that they allowed this to happen. So we all know that. It happened.

Yes, it happened. We're going to tell you what actually happened. But I can't believe that the queen didn't say, no no baby no that's not gonna we're not doing that we're not treating these people like that it's especially the people that live there so the neighborhood is about 400 people that live in the home park and great park neighborhoods on the windsor estate you and i aren't moving there no by the way no we're not moving we're looking for a place i'm looking for a new house right now i could say you know what i want to move in i'm moving to the windsor state at the home park and grand you know

Park neighborhood? I actually do. I would like to move in there. But there's not a chance. There's not a chance of that happening ever. Because people that live there, I'm going to throw some names out there. Angela Kelly.

I love Angela Kelly. Angela Kelly is the queen's right hand. Angela, you and me. We're like symbiotico. I need to move in. Also, Prince Charles Former Nanny. Well, she's got to be. She's like 3,000.

That house has got to be opening up soon, right? and the governor of Windsor lives in that neighborhood. Hello. Okay, so apparently, Megan and Harry have issued an edict to the neighborhood. They have. They said that you are banned from pleasantries like Good Morning. Commoners are forbidden from placing letters in the royal mailbox. Okay, well, second, first of all.

Also, they're prohibited from offering neighborly favors, such as cutting the grass, you know, watering your plants, getting your mail. Also, they cannot ask for, hey, do you mind if we babysit or dog walk, your dogs? They cannot ask the name of the new dog that they just got a black Labrador. They cannot do that. They cannot ask for sugar. They cannot go over the top. They cannot pet the dog. They cannot ask about Archie.

They cannot talk to the pair. They cannot go into the pair's house. This is unbelievable. The overly protective palace official issued the Royal Commandments at a recent meeting. This had to be behind the queen. There's no way the queen okayed this. No way. It's upsetting because the neighbors have told the son,

no, the newspaper saying the queen always chats with the neighbors and even has tea with the people on the estate. These people while still being commoners, they're above the commoners because they're living on, they're living there on the queen property. They're part of the part of the entourage of what happens. They're not, while they're still commoners, Harry and Megan, they're not really commoners. And I don't like this story because this story, one of the neighborhoods says, as long as they, look, most of these people are going to remember their place anyway. Absolutely. We got it.

We know. We know Harry and Megan. We know we're not family. But we're here providing a service to your family. And if I want to say freaking, hey, good morning, Harry. You don't have to say good morning back. No, just ignore it. Or you can say, you know, is saying, hey, too much of a bother?

Absolutely. But I don't, I think this is a Megan thing. This is more an American thing. Hey, don't talk to me. That is kind of a movie. This is more an American thing. I don't like this story because according to this, a neighbor says maybe Harry doesn't want people approaching them using their dog as an excuse to talk.

And of course, the dog with no name keeps his privacy as they won't tell us his name. I don't think this is Harry's saying. I think this is more making American side coming out saying, I don't want people to talk to me. I am royalty. I am Hollywood royalty. I go outside and everyone says hello. I'm so sick of them speaking to me. And I can't be bothered.

You know how I know that. No, I'm not going to tell you the dog's name. And you know how I know that this is, I think this is Megan saying, because one, she feels, she's missing her freedom, and she feels oppressed by the palace.

Oh, shut up. You know what you were getting into. Man, I feel so sorry. I'm, I'm not really. Well,

let me rephrase this a little bit. I understand. how frustrated the queen must be right now. We had news that dad told Harry, don't be married actresses. What are you doing? The actresses are not from Mary. They're the side thing.

Yeah, you keep them off the side if you want, have fun. Go do whatever you want to do. Take her around the world. Do what you want. But you're not marrying her. And I'll bring her into the fold. And, uh,

So then he goes to the queen and begs grandma to okay the marriage. I love her. I love her, grandma. And I've had such a tough life. And, you know, dad and mom broke up and I still want to, I know I've got to find someone I love. And this is the one for me. And the queen said yes and she knew better. But she said yes because it was her grandson.

And now it's like, oh, mistake. By the way, I would resume more research. the queen cannot step down. Your queen or king until you die. Okay. So the last time that a throne... So my theory of I'm going to step down and give it to Charles as long as Charles gives it to William.

It's not possible. I got... No, I know. I know. No, stop. Don't get frustrated with me. Because the last time that was used was in 1800s. Okay. When the king was ruled that he was incompetent

And then he stood down. And if we all know about the queen that she is all about the, you know, the protocols. Protocols. She most definitely is not incompetent. Yeah. And I don't think the queen is stepping down. I think the queen will be queen until she dies. And the problem now that we have to face is.

Is that Charles over there in the corner praying every day that his mother dies? No, no, no, no, no, pray, no. And finally, I can tell you how the queen gets dressed every day. you all think how does the queen get dressed one leg at a time I believe the queen is not lifted her legs one breast at a time so the queen

one buttocks at a time the top floor of her living room I mean of her living you know house that she's living on is all castle clothes and the dresser comes down with a sketch and a little bit of these people with their lives man and she gets two little pieces of paper you one of them has cotton wool and stuff like

that one has a drawing hand drawn and then she goes do i want a one a or b oh oh what the a one i feel like this today i feel like this today i they have no idea what a commoner's life is i mean no idea they can pretend to know they could you know they could you know they could i don't even think they pretend. Charles doesn't even want to pretend. Charles is the same way. He's wearing a couple different outfits a day. Everybody makes a big deal out of him getting his shoelaces iron, which I think is...

Why not? Who wouldn't do that if they could have that done? I mean, their life is how you would live if you could. Bless their hearts. They, you know, wouldn't you want, I mean, I would marry Harry right now if I could. kick Megan out. What Jeffie wants, Jeffrey gets.

That's what I want to hear on Harry. I think that's a show title right there. That's what I want to hear from Harry. What Jeffie wants, Jeffie gets. Okay. It's not going to happen, but,

you know, let me in. I mean, look at Camilla Parker Bowles. She's been, she spent a lifetime. I thought she was here. She spent a lifetime trying to get in

and be a royal, right? She was upper class and up and up and on the other side, you know, she wasn't a commoner, but, you know, Charles was fooling around with her forever. Why do you do that? Why? My button slipped.

Camilla horse and Elton are next to each other. So when I want to press, it slipped up and pressed. She packed my back last night, free flight. Zero hour. Oh, wait, it's not out of that clip. Anyway, the, uh, she fought forever, right? And she finally won. Yeah, she killed Diane.

I didn't say that. Oh, no, I said that. She killed Diana. So, come on. I didn't say that. But she had an affair with Charles while he was married to Diana. I mean, she was trying to get in. And she apparently now there's a book out that talks about how she tried to, you know,

make up and sneak in with Diana. and left no that's not it doesn't doesn't claim that at all it claims that she left a note for diana after they you know after she was married and said hey can we have lunch and they went no they no that's that didn't happen like though she didn't shoot him and then uh she's tried to tell diana that look i i'm all for your marriage and uh you know i won't do anything uh with charles that uh that doesn't have what was the line? What was the line? Unless it's a shared hobby.

Which meant that she could go horse riding and hunting and hunting with Charles, which they did. You know Charles was on, I'll tell you that. So she was trying to still weasel her way in and be nice and have it both ways. And she finally got it.

But Diana didn't even, actually was in a car crash. She didn't even get shut out. Yeah, she shut the tires. Yeah. That's not a story that happened, though. Anyway, so, I mean, she finally got in. He spent a lifetime getting in, man.

He spent a lifetime getting in. Pisses me off. I don't have a chance. I mean, Camilla Parker Bowls got in. Melville Parker Bowles got in. I got a shot, right? All right, I'll leave you with a couple of video updates. For those of you watching, watching Chewing the Fat,

You can see the And I'll play it for you here You can see the grasshoppers The locust in Las Vegas Swarming Las Vegas It is amazing how many grasshoppers are in Vegas I don't know if you see the footage I mean you see the footage here

Look at this on the strip Amazing I mean it's the end of times It's the end of times in Las Vegas And there's also a video Making the rounds And I'll play it for you here About the guy that picked up the baby crocodile

And it shows him holding a little big crocodile, but he doesn't know what's in store for him from him from behind. And then the video shows another, this little, this another big crocodile or gator come running on behind him. And, uh, it's not real. There's no, look at this video. Take a look. And you know, you can tell, it's not real. There's no way that that's real. No way. Look at how the, the cameraman doesn't move. The cameraman just slides it to the level. It doesn't even make a, uh, nervous reaction move. Once they see the gator coming at full steam.

Look at that. Look at that. Look at how fast he's running. That's amazing. It's not real. There's no way that's real. Just telling you. So when the news comes out that that's not real, you heard it here first.