Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 163 | The Iguana Terminator, Death Story Thursday, & Go To Joe 30330

Episode Date: August 1, 2019

Today's show is a little sad due to Death Story Thursday segment Jeffy decided to do. Then he gives a few tips if you have people coming over if you live in Florida. Enjoy this Death Story Thursday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't usually like to start with sad news, but we have to today. Yesterday, I... Sure, absolutely. Yesterday we talked about possibility of Woodstock coming to the jewel of Howard County, the Post Pavilion in Columbia. And it's one of the top music venues in the nation. We talked about that yesterday, and how exciting it was going to be to happen. And then I get home last night and what's the head?

line Woodstock 50 canceled I'll give you a second to dry your eyes I get started the beat gets in you man you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying you know what I'm saying start the beat gets in you the blood starts pumping you can't can't stop you know it's just there once you start performing on stage like that you got the drums going and the blood pumping and the crowd's going crazy you got the camera exactly you got the cameras on on. You got the audio equipment on. In the words of Bob Seeger,

we got the 16-track-to-ta-ta-ta-machine rolling out back. You never know. You just might end up on an album. No, see, that's not Bob Seeger, but that's not. All right, welcome to the broadcast. Thanks for joining us here on Chewing the Fat. Remember to subscribe and download chewing the fat. If you're listening to the show now,

and you haven't downloaded it, what are you doing? It's kind of impossible to do that. You free load. You free load. No, you're free load. You can listen to that download. I listen.

I get an alert on my phone. I get an alert on my phone that the podcast is up and I can push play. That's not downloading it. I don't know what kind of phone you have, but you can not listen and not download. That is not possible. No, you still don't. I have the app. Okay.

What app do you have? SoundCloud. That wrong app. I also have Stitcher and I have Google Play. Still wrong answers. It's still all wrong answers, by the way. No, it's not wrong. answer.

All the correct answers. Only the best selling, only the best selling a phone in the world. That's all. Yeah, the iPhone. Yeah. No, no, the Android phone. We've had this argument before and I've been proven correct.

So don't even get me started. But I have, we'll say SoundCloud. And I get an alert from SoundCloud, boop with the dude chewing the fat. I push play. I don't, I'm not downloading it. You're the problem. Let's go to Florida, shall we?

I'll be there. I'll be there. Hey, was that guy some meeting on Saturday? Oh, yeah, Tim. Where's my man, Tim? Hold on, we got, uh, I've got, uh, I've got his information here somewhere. Yeah, Tim, I remember, uh, Tim, I'm going to meet you on Saturday. At the Taco Bell, right?

Taco Bell, Taco Bell, 600 Airport Drive, Jacksonville. It could be a party. It could be a party. Hey, if you're in Jacksonville, you're more than welcome to join. It's not a party of two. A little chew at the fat party at Taco Bell in Jacksonville. Without Jeffie. So it's not like the Taco Bell is going to go in a bankrupt.

So. Why would they? 600 airport drive Jacksonville, Florida. So when are you going to be there? Saturday afternoon, 6 p.m. It's almost evening, really. All right, evening, evening. It'll be late lunch, early dinner.

Early dinner at six? Oh, yeah, yeah. What time do you eat dinner? I like to have the dinner, you know, the blue light special. Five? Three or four in the afternoon. You belong in Florida. I don't know why you in Texas

You belong in Florida But the villages over there You know, middle of Ocala You know, the villages No first of all right Ocala Don't start Ripping your little

Okala Stop it But no question I'm all about it No problem You belong in an Okala area Yeah 5 p.m.

That's getting late Because if you eat any later than that, then, you know, you get heartburn. Harburn comes in. Yeah, you're going to sit out or anything. It's just, it's too late. So, you know, and look, you get up at what? Five. Five in the morning.

Yeah. Little oatmeal. Oof. A little oatmeal. Some bananas. You know, it keeps the pipes working. When it's lunch? Well, some days you have a little brunch.

Some days you might have a little bit of brunch. you know, 10-ish. And depending on, depending on what's going on with your day, you know, lunch is always noon. And then you eat in dinner at four? Yeah.

Okay. I mean, five o'clock, it's, it's getting dark going. Let's go back to Florida, shall we? We never left. We're still here. No, we were talking about dinner time.

I was talking about dinner time here in Texas in the great state of Texas, not Florida. Oh. I miss Florida. And I miss living in Florida. You do? My wife, not so much.

See, but the part that you miss is you miss that east coast, west coast area. East coast, west coast of Florida. Correct. Yeah. I will miss that. It's the west coast of the east coast of North America. Yes. Yes.

Yeah. I will miss that. But the rest of Florida, eh. Yeah. Yeah. And plus, what is there to do? What are you doing? If you're not going to the beach.

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. One of the things that I really do miss is seeing the water. Not necessarily going to the beach. Because after you live in Florida for a amount of time. It's just water. Yeah.

Everybody used to, you know, people, this is what you learn living in Florida. If you just moved to Florida, here's a little helpful hint for you, okay? When people say, hey, we're coming to visit and you start thinking about all these things that you need to do. Like, we need to go to Disneyland and we can take you to this restaurant and we can go here. we can see this and we can see that. People just want to go to the beach. They just want to go to the beach. They just want to go to the beach.

Maybe a day in Disney World? Maybe. Maybe. You know, I'm fine with that. Maybe. It's absolutely a day at Gagerland. Oh, absolutely. But the beach.

They don't care about going to some new hot chat mall. Downtown. They don't want to go downtown. Check out. Maybe you take them to a nice restaurant once. Maybe. They want to eat by the beach. They want to go to the beach.

Go to the beach. Go to the beach. by Tampa. Tampa has a nice couple of peers, restaurants that are delicious. Oh, you go to Cape Canaveral and just do it all in there. You go to hang out there. I mean, that's not,

that's always fun. There's always, there's a lot of things to do. But when people come to visit you, you take them to the beach. Unless they specifically say, hey, I want to go see Cape Canaver. Stop looking at the camera, by the way.

Stop looking at the case. I want to go to Cape Canaveral. I'm already. We're like five minutes into this broadcast and you're still looking at the damn camera. Why? Is it because you're on. chewing the fat. It's right there.

I know it's right there, but like you never do that. So often like you do this past week. Is it because you're on Glenn Beck show? You don't even look at the camera on the Glenn Beck show. Why do you look at the camera? Because it's right there. So it's the camera in the Glenbeck show? It's not right there.

The Glenn Beck gets over there. Plus. Plus. When I'm on the Glenn Beck program, I have Stu to my left and Pat to my right, or Stu or Pat, directly across from me. So, I mean, we're interacting with each other. Here, I'm looking straight at you and just a little off. There's the camera. See, but even when the camera's not there, you still look there. And just a camera above my head. So you can be looking at that one,

and I wouldn't even notice you're looking at that camera. Because I feel like you. No, your eyes are so focused on me. Your eyes are, yeah, they are. No, my friend, they're not. Maybe that's the problem. I don't want them to be focused on you, so I continue to look to the right at the cameras. Perhaps that is the problem. Perhaps we just doodled that whole thing out. I think we did. All right, back to Florida. We never left. We gave people a helpful hit. I want to do when you have guests. Oh, you're welcome. That's a good. That's good. And I would be careful. And in today's world, I mean, if they have some sort of, you know, swimming might be an optional task. Oh yeah, we have freaking bacteria right now.

We have bacteria all coast. So be careful. So you go to the pool. Right. Right. And if you are living in Florida, let's say, at a place that doesn't have a pool and people still come to visit because you live in Florida and they think, hey, you live in Florida, we're coming to visit you. And you can't say, it's very rare that you can say, you can stay at the motel 6, but you're not staying here. Can't say that.

I mean, I've had people pull up and plug in. Whoa. The camper? Yeah. You just come in. Go in. Hey. Hey, Jeff.

No problem. We don't need to stay in the house. We'll just plug you. Yeah. You see that meter go? Yeah, the meter's definitely going. Yeah. That's when you hope that you have plugged into your neighbor's meter.

It's a couple of tricks to make that. The meter that's going around is not yours. You could slow down that meter. There's a couple of tricks. I would tell you the story about my name. Yes, I had. Yes, you have, Jeff Fisher. Yes.

You have. He's still mad at me for that. I haven't seen the man in 20 years. He's still pissed at me for that. Speaking of being in Florida and swimming, though, because we've got the story about the honeymoon couple in Florida. Okay, so an Iowa man, I know. Yeah, this is kind of sad.

So, sad Florida story. Actually, all these stories are kind of sad story. Sad stories going out of Florida. Sad Wednesday on chewing the fat. It's actually a sad. Thursday. 22-year-old Iowa. Oh, man.

What sad is you don't know the weekdays. I told you. I am. Tim in Jacksonville. If Chris doesn't show up, he didn't realize it was Saturday. He thinks it's Friday. So you might want to show up on Sunday. You might run into Chris.

No, for Tim, for Tim, I'll make sure that I'm there on Saturday. No, I'm not going to let Tim down. Okay. Tim, I'll be there Saturday. 600 Airport Drive, Jacksonville, Florida. I'll be there. 6 p.m. all right you can all have a couple of tacos you know i have the fries that you guys had

a couple of tacos on me oh okay yeah a couple of tacos on me you're gonna give me the money you send me get the receipt okay i'll get the receipt and then you're gonna give me the money right i said i take care of it get the receipt i mean i don't know how much it's gonna be i probably like four bucks can't give me any money here you don't have a five dollar bill that will cover it any money up front if i could i would but you know just makes more sense to get the receipt I can write it off. Okay, that's why you can write it off. You're still giving the $5 bill right now that I'm seeing under your wallet.

Back to Sadd News in Florida. A 22-year-old Iowa man. Dalton Cottrell and his newlywed wife, Cheyenne. They're in the water at the beach in St. Augustine, which is a beautiful city, but it's on the East Coast. What are you getting taking your honeymoon for in St. Augustine? I know St. Augustine is beautiful and everything, but that's a vacation. San Agingine's old.

You do your honeymoon on the West Coast. Yes, you do. Of the East Coast, yeah. Yeah, that's what. So they're in St. Augustine. And they go for a swim. I don't know if you know this, but that's the Atlantic Ocean.

That's what the bacteria is. It's not the Gulf of Mexico. It's the Atlantic Ocean. Okay. Now, they hop in the water. And, oh no, they get swept out with the current. Both of them. 100 yards.

You're doing some distance getting ripped out of there. And, of course, they're from Iowa, so they have no idea that they're supposed to go with the flow of the current and try to just gradually get yourself back to shore. You don't fight the current. You just let the current take you. What happens when you fight the current? Well, let's ask the 22-year-old.

You fight the current. You lose energy, all your power is gone, then you stop fighting, and it just, it's over. right? Cheyenne said he began to struggle. She attempted to do a system, but was unable to help. Kept pulling him under. She advised at one point.

He was underwater for about a minute. He came back up. He didn't look good. She said what he looked like. I'm not telling you what he looked like. Just imagine what he looked like. No, no, what he looked like. No, no, I want you to read what he said.

That he looked like. Well, his eyes were rolled back into his hands. his face just blue she doesn't say that she didn't have her eyes roll back she didn't say anything about the head swelling

or anything like that uh nearby beach goer joint the lifeguard and a rescue so now we've got the wife and two other people at least trying to you know trying to rescue this guy yeah the 18 year old is trying to help him out they're using the paddle board

and they're trying to get him back to shore no no it's too late why am I doing death stories in Florida why do I want to And they brought him back to life. Ouch.

Right? Wow. Death stories. What else? The next Florida stories. That's a death story. Something's dead in that story. Something's dead in that story.

Nothing's dead in this story. They're all dead stories. They're all Florida death stories. So this story is kind of, Florida clarifies, kill whatever possible policy on iguanos. Now, I lived in a long time. I'm not sure I'm familiar with the kill whatever whatever possible policy on iguanas.

Well, the problem was when they start bringing iguanas here, those dirty Puerto Ricans started bringing their iguanas years. They hate Puerto Rican. The problem with the iguana is it could mess up the ecosystem of anywhere they go. Anywhere they go. Anywhere they go, iguanas will destroy the ecosystem. Because they take it over. They take it over.

Well, the problem is that now Florida has way too many iguanas and it's ruined the ecosystem. So, Florida was like, hey, no questions asked policy. It's not even a certain time of the snakes or the gators. Any of them. No. iguanas are fair game. Anytime. Well, now because some homeowner had his little iguana issue out there. And he brought in the iguana killer.

Whisper. The iguana Terminator. Oh, I like that. Iguana Terminator. I'm ready that down. Hold on. iguanatermin.com. Got an iguana problem?

I'm your man. man or woman iguana terminator.com no there's no woman killing iguanas you don't know that man no in today's world you can't don't know iguanas look like mini godzilla's so i don't think a woman woman is going to go up to that chris cruz that's chris cruz that's talking about that okay not me i believe women could put could do it if you believe a woman can do that go to 600 airport drive jacksonville on saturday at 6 p.m and change my mind There you go. Are you going to have a change my mind?

I'm going to a little taco stand. Because that's never been done before. I'm going to copy from Stephen Crowder. I'm going to do a change my mind table. So the iguana Terminator shows up. And it's not, he doesn't have a real gun. He's got a little pellet gun.

Oh, you can't kill iguana with a pellet gun? No, but he probably, what they did, first of all, don't start questioning the iguana Terminator. What his job, okay? But second, the Terminator shows up and instead,

Instead, smart move. Instead of killing him, he can end up selling it, right? Oh, come on. He pellet guns it, knocks it out, takes it. I got it for it. Get it out of there. So he charges the guy at the house for getting rid of the iguana, and then sells it on the back end.

That's a smart move. Unless you don't know how to aim your stupid pellet gun and you hit the guy. You hit the pool worker that's working at the house. And the pool worker is like, Ouch. Oh, oh, oh, oh, a pellet gun, a pellet gun. Oh, shut up. Ouch.

Clean the pool. What are you doing? Why are you? Just stop it. Why are you close to the iguana? Thank you. What are you doing? Clean the pool.

Plus, maybe this might be a beginner, iguana Terminator. Level one. He's shooting the pool workers. Maybe the pole worker look like an iguana. So now they've had to issue their, you know, be careful out there. Oh, of course. Florida Fish and Wildlife. Conservation Commission.

be a little careful out there. Okay. We can't just say, this iguana Terminator was an idiot and shot his little pellet gun at the iguana. And it was the bull worker, not the iguana.

So bad. More death news out of Florida. I mean, we're on Florida death news. A veteran Florida beekeeper, Horace Bell, 73. It's got property near Deland, Florida for years. That's where I'm going, yeah. Went to check on his bees last Sunday.

Dead. I used to do a retrospective. A retrofactory under 30,000 bees. 30,000 bees, yeah. Today, honey bees. Horace Bell, 73. Maintained his beehives into land, Florida. Last Sunday, 60 years of beekeeping ended with 30,000 bees.

dead. This has been retrospective. So he thinks foul play. Yeah. You think? What do you think, Horace? 30,000 just dropped over? They're listless.

We know what the hell is going on. We got some experience around here. Now, Bill, he keeps 20,000 hives across Florida. Wow, that's a lot of hives. So he still got, okay. Crimea River. All right, this was only a thousand.

A thousand hives. Well, he's offering $30,000 to anybody that can, like, spill the beans. Spill the bees or the beans? The beans. Okay. Yeah. So, I'm, before I go to 600 airport drive, Jacksonville, I'm going to swim by the land because that's right next door. One and ever, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

All right. Honeybees are responsible for pollinating, of course. Yeah. One in every three bites of food we take and increase our nation's crop values each year by more than $15 billion. That's amazing. I don't think you realize that. Why are you talking down to the audience? They didn't know that.

I apologize. I don't know. That was more for me. The guy of this network had something that says, I don't know, the bees know. Now that was for something else, though. other B's on no that was for something I wasn't about Horace Bell

and DeLand Florida Are you sure? Yeah Pretty sure More death More death stories in Florida Okay I don't know how we're going

I don't know why they give me These death stories man Do you remember the We're counting them down You know Casey Kasim We're counting them down Uh And

Okay now this story is an outtake From I don't know 100 years ago Casey is doing his countdown and he's doing, he always does his dedications, his long-distance and he gets a little angry here. Dedication.

And this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio, and here's what he writes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite

sincere and it'll need a lot if you play it. Recently, there was a death in our I don't know why they do this to me. He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of, let's go start again, from coming out of the record. Play the record, okay? Please. So pissed right now. See, when you come out of those up-tempo, damn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions.

And then you got to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but, damn it, if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it. He's down on the phone. Okay, I want to Concerted effort. Come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record

every time I do a damn death dedication. Now, make it and I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. It's a god last damn time.

I want somebody use this fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that is, that's up-tempo and I got to talk about a fucking dog dying. Oh, ponderous, man. ponderous.

I forgot how vulgar this was. Oh, yeah, nonstop music. Rick D's, let me get that phone. All right, you got a special record. We don't care about that. Why do we give a crap about Rick D's? I mean, Rick D's murdered Casey Kaysab to get the countdown. I don't know that that's been proven, but I'm just saying it.

Talk about a old guy that had a rough life, Casey Kaysim at the Ed, man. This family's been fighting up for him. I don't even know if he's buried yet. There's hauling around the country trying to figure out who gets who gets. him. It was ugly. The wife and the kids. The kids are saying that the wife, I don't know if we've ever got that

resolved or not. Well, Casey, anyway, I didn't realize that being so vulgar, Casey. They don't know that because it's all beeped. But they know they heard the beep so they know that Casey was being vulgar. They don't know that until just now. What would you

beep it for? Did he sneeze? Did he sneeze? Yeah, to give him more hump To make him sound more mean Okay, yeah I'm sorry I didn't realize he was that mean Really

So we're back to Florida death I don't know Can we get rid of this segment Like can we just Get on with it? Sure What was that story though? Oh, you're interested

You're interested in the Florida man That's been found guilty Of murdering his parents and brother Oh yeah You're interested in that story Now you want to know What if I don't want to say, I'll tell you now. Then I'll tell it.

So Cody Amato's girlfriend told deputies, Cody Amato is the guilty party. What, you ought to put him guilty? He's been found guilty already. Wow. No alleged. No. He stole $60,000 and guns from his brother.

Whoa. To talk to some Bulgarian Eastern Black woman. Then he met online. Hey, just like yesterday. Another brother told investigators that Grant had stolen 150. thousand from his father, including a loan out on his parents' house

and had sent the woman, that damn Eastern Block Bulgarian woman, 200,000. $200,000 bucks in three months. What does he get? Grant, I don't know if you know this, but I now am an Eastern Black woman. I'm identifying as an Eastern black woman, so Grant, if you did come out

as a trans two days ago. If you want to send me cash, you needed to make that happen. That needs to happen. So his parents, And everybody's all upset at him, telling him, what are you doing? What are you thinking? You're stealing from us. You're robbing from us.

You know, they got the Eastern Bloc woman's ripping you off. He don't want to hear that. He put him down. You okay? You seem like you're crying over there. I am. I am. I love crying.

It's almost a fine line between laughing and crying. All I'm saying is, why did you come between a man and his, webcam girl. You do not come between a man and he's webcam girl. I mean, thank you. And now he's possibly going to get the death penalty. Good. We get to talk to him up. We get to talk to him up.

We get to talk to him about the death penalty. But think of this. My Eastern Black Bulgarian woman, still up 200 grand. All right, we'll go to the break room because I need a drink of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar desperately. I ever tell you how good that stuff is? No, you haven't. Cold.

Ice cold. Coca-Cola Zero Sugar chilled to perfection in my Coca-Cola Zero Sugar refrigerator in my closet. It's a big closet. So good. I mean, this, I should be broadcasting from the Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Studios. They should be sponsoring this podcast, chewing the fat with the Coca-Cola Zero Sugar Studios. Just saying, I'm throwing an idea out there.

Do we have a sales team at all? Somebody out there trying to, you know, I don't know. Sell commercials. Sell sponsorships. It's a funny thing that happens. But right now, this podcast is 100% free. 100% free. Now, all I tell you to subscribe and download the podcast.

And I've made it easy for you. I've told you how easy I've made it for you to be able to, to just, we need comments about the podcast, so they want comments, they want you to rate it, but I want you to do it so you don't think about it really. I know you're busy, you've got a lot of things going on. So I just want to just 20 stars, best podcast ever. Do they?

Oh, they're listening to podcasts. No, they're a lot of things. Do they? I got a lot of things going on. So you just, 20 stars, best podcast ever. Then you're done. You know how they don't have nothing to do? Then you're done.

Because you got 10 meter me on a Saturday at 6 p.m. I'm at 600 Air Force. Oh, that's an event, though. Oh, that's a two-in-a-vent event. That's an event now? Yeah. We've made that into an event. You're kidding me?

You've invited the audience there. Jacksonville, the whole of Jacksonville. We're actually, Tim's going to try to just prove that it's not a whole. Yes, yes. So good luck, God bless, but it's an event. You're right. You know what the crap that we do for this audience. Thank you.

I'm going out of my way to go to full. Florida to 600 Airport Drive, Jacksonville, Florida, to meet with this tank. Taco Bell, no, where it's having an event. I don't think they know, but I will call ahead on Saturday. I mean, if I want to let them know, they could be a little bit busier than usual. Well, you welcome Taco Bell. Why they're sponsoring that event? One, they're flying me to Florida.

Yeah. Could you have room to take a flyer, you know, like a banner, chewing the fat banner? Oh, yeah. Do we have one? No, the crowd. That was right. We've got the audience. I've got the audience.

Not only are you watching on camera. Not only are you listening live, but we have a live studio audience as well. You have a live studio audience as well. We're a live studio audience. And we're providing an event for you in Florida. My gosh. Things that we do. You're welcome.

Okay. So we did have some reviews, though, of the podcast that people have shared. And I appreciate it. Like the best podcast. Consistently the best podcast hands down from R.M. Keith 675. Keith? Keefe. Keth,

Keefe, 675. Thank you. Thank you. And you're correct. It is consistently the best podcast hands down. Is it that Keith that's six next to you? It's R.

It better not be. R.M. Keith Malinac. And through the R's the R's in the to throws off. No, do we know his middle name? Ronald. That's such a bad name. I wouldn't surprise me. Oh, hey, Ron.

Anyway, the studio audience member, one of them was named Ron. Another one from Can't Find a Nicknams. It's Can't Find a Nick Nams. Got a new phone just to review twice. I mean, thank you. Wow. Work offered me a new phone. First thing I do is subscribe to this podcast and rated 20 stars.

That's a total of 18 stars between two phones. Thank you. Can't find a Nick Nams. Thank you, man. Thank you. Good work. Next review. Now, these are all actually five stars.

They've been rated five stars because apparently that's all they could do. Yes, a maximum that. So when I tell you to do 20 stars, how can you do that? Well, each star is equal to four on iTunes. Anyway, I miss Pat and Stu and Jeffie in all caps. Why do I need to even read this any farther? Because it starts with I miss Pat and Stu. Why?

I mean, you're the only one that even likes them. Maybe he's just talking about the show. Oh, the Patent Stu show. And that was the name of the show, so yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I did. I hosted that show. for a long time. You did. You did, what? Four years?

The three musketeers have been scattered into the wind. That's a fact. Good news, we can listen to more shows from each of them. Keep up to good work. Thank you very much. That's very nice. But I'm pissed about that person, though. That person gives you a nice review, but gives you four stars out of five. Wait, what? Yes.

Look at the stars. What? Yes. Look at that. Dear Chief Miz. WTF. Whoa, you ripped her review? Next review from Bruce and Kim. Wait a minute. Bruce and Kim, really?

There better be one Kim and Bruce. I'll tell you that. Thank you. This is five stars. 20 stars, I mean. A real fun listening experience. That's what we're here for. A real fun listening experience.

Doggone it. Great topics and whimsical music make this show delightful. That's our program. That's our promo right there. I are chewing the fat. Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm actually going to pull this as a promo, so let me, all right, go ahead, go for it. I'll make sure I timed this out. Yeah, you got to time this out.

What do you need 20 seconds? I need 22 seconds from you. What do you need 20 seconds? 22 seconds. Yes, 20 seconds. Yeah, 22 seconds. I need 22 seconds. 22 seconds.

That's what I need. I'm going to give you 20 seconds. 22 seconds. You know what makes this a fun experience. It's just like stupid. It's what it is. It's God awful stupid. Even for those of you watching.

No, they're not watching. So I need 22 seconds ago. Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. A real fun listening experience. Great topics and whimsical music. Make this show delightful. Five loves this was rated. Thank you so much.

Bruce and Kim rated Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, a fun listening experience. Was that 22 seconds? It was 23. I said 22. I took a long breath between the world. I'll take that off. Yeah.

Okay. Next review? Although I didn't really like that. I saw it printed. I already done it. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. You know what? You can rate and review this

while you're listening to the podcast like Bruce and Kim did. A real fun listening experience. Great topics and whimsical music. make this show delightful. Five loves. Thank you, Bruce and Kim. Thank you for rating and reviewing, chewing the fat. Again, that was like 23, 24.

23, but you're like 22. I know. But I could just stop with him. What am I, Joe Biden at the debates? They give him his time limit. And he stops. Nobody else up on that stage stops. They just keep plowing through.

Joe Biden gets the time off. And I want to tell, let me tell you. you about, Vice President, time is over. I'm going to tell you another thing, too, about this health. And that's it. Hey, he's following the rules.

He is. You cannot say the man does not know how to follow the rules. He does follow the rules. There's no doubt. He's the only one that does it. I got to tell you something else about this stupid health care

and this damn cabala hair. Mr. Vice President, time is over. And he does that look too. He does this stupid look. Holds it up. Did you see his are we getting that that's too political

I'm talking about the debates I'm sorry did you see his go to Joe segment at the end of the They all get their closing statements right And all the all the all the people were you know hawk on their websites because they want money

Yeah And so And Joe Did he hawk his website? If you agree with me Go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight

Is that Did he mean text? He meant text, right? He meant text. Okay. See, he got all flustered. That's what happens to a 150-year-old person.

Go to Joe 303-3-3-0 and help me in this fight. That's fantastic. So what he got thrown off because he was the last one. I mean, he was Joe Biden, his last one. So all those other people up on stage

are given their websites. But he thought his people, and they were right. They were right to do this. He just blew it. He did. Instead of a website, he was going to have him text. Go text. Text.

Text. Text. And if you listen. Joe. If you listen. Okay, I want you started again, but I want people to listen. Okay, I'm going to turn it up. What you need to do is turn it up really loud.

And you can. No, I'll turn it up louder for them. Yeah, I'll turn it off. Don't you worry about it. We'll take care of it on our end. But you can hear the people, his people backstage. If you agree with me, go to Joe 303-3-3-0. And help me.

in this fight. Don't tell them to go to it's over. I mean, they gotta be just, they had to be so bad. And they were right. Whoever was the person that said, hey, we're going to just say text was completely right. Because everybody else was doing their websites. Go to WWW.

Come on here is 2020. Okay, great. Thank you. Did anybody say WWW? I hope not. I don't think so. I heard, I didn't listen. I was half listening to the closing arguments because they're not closing arguments. closing statements.

They're close in arguments. You had a lawyer up there. Closing arguments. I mean, it's just, by that time, I am so dead inside, well, after that whole debate, because they both went two hours and 40-some minutes or whatever. It was agonizing. But if you love this podcast,

we've been reading the reviews and stuff, and I appreciate all of you. Technical, Antoninem and RSM lady. Is there a number that could go? Love the show, a shining diamond in a wasteland of dust. Listen, if you're going to subscribe, I want you to go to Joe 30330 all right so as long as you know I know we've you know it's time to time to wrap up and you're probably almost home you're driving home or you're stuck in

traffic you're listening to the podcast and you're thinking holy cow I mean I don't want it to ever end I understand that feeling but there's it so I don't know if this we all have issues when family members pass away. You don't know if you're going to have them buried or you're going to have them cremated. If you have them cremated, are you going to, you know, are you going to give jewelry to different members of the family, anything like that? So this lady in Arizona had Alzheimer's disease and the doctors were like, well, this is death Thursday. We're on death story Thursday, really, is what we've done. Okay, I'm definitely that's going to be the title of the show. Death story Thursday is. It's pretty much what it is.

other than the great event going on in Jacksonville on Saturday. Yeah, 600 Airport Drive, Jacksonville, Florida. The Taco Bell, yeah. Other than that, it's been death story Thursday. And unless more than one person shows up on Saturday, that might be a death story too. So the doctors are kind of, you know, they're kind of weird because she doesn't have the gene for Alzheimer's,

and so they're worried that the disease may have mutated. That's your problem. You didn't hear it, did you? The audience heard it, but you didn't hear it, did you? The hell is that? I don't know. They're working on the studios right now. Don't worry about a show being recorded or anything.

Just do whatever the hell you need to do. It's no problem. You need to come in here. You need to throw some crap down on the seal. Don't worry about it. I should really be pissed about that, actually. I'm the thing of it. I am.

You're pissed? I am. I am. I'm really pissed. Well, everybody here is so pissed that they're laughing. I'm going to write a letter right now. I'm pissed. I don't know who I'm going to write it to, but I'm writing a letter.

Just put dear. It's going to be strongly worded too. Yeah, strongly worded, my friend. We got any AC units to move in? Anything? We good? No, that's the other guy. That's the other guy.

Oh, okay. I'm just trying to do things to make everybody sound and look better. Shut up. Are you going to say the story or we're just going to keep the audience waiting? Jesus. Seriously. And this is kind of respect I get around here. It's kind of respect I get around here.

I mean, I'm happy that they're finally doing a little work. Amazing kind of thing. But did they have to do it right now? Apparently so. This is the only time. This is the only time. Every day for months. This is lunchtime, 1244.

Lunchtime, heaven forbid. They all go out to lunch. Whole building empty. You can't find somebody. We need some, oh, we know, there's got to text them. They're out of the building. Start recording a podcast. Oh, we get some work done.

We'll get some work done. And the real light is on. Thank you. Thank you. I don't want to do the story now. Except I like the story. Because it's, well, I mean, it's sad. It's a sad death story.

So the sun, don't worry about the noise. They're just working. They're getting some stuff done for you. They're just working around the studio. It's fine. And I know this is going to come as a surprise to a lot of the audience, But Glenn Becker's out of town. That's a strange that they're doing that now.

Amazing. Anyway, because I mean, I'm sure. I'm sure if Glenn was here and he was recording something, the same thing would happen. Absolutely the same thing would happen. Completely. Yeah, of course it would. So the guy wants to donate his mom's body to science.

Oh, that's cool. And have neurologist study her brain to learn more about Alzheimer's disease. That's awesome. Right. He can't find the doctors. A what? He can't find doctors or researchers who are willing to accept her remains. Why not?

It's a freaking body. Hey, it doesn't bother at me? Okay, I don't know. Don't they have always that stupid thing on the ID cars? So he found a biological research center that said, hey, we'll claim your body and we'll get it to medical research for you. Yeah, except they sold their body to the U.S. military. He used it to test the effects of explosives on the human body. I mean, she was helpful.

But now for the cost that he wanted. I know, but, you know, she did help the human race a little. I mean, that's like going to... How? How did she help? I testing the effects of the military explosives on bodies. Thank you. That's why I want to be donated to the... I want to be donated to the body farm.

What body farm? There's like three or four big body farms around the country. We should talk to somebody from... the body farm. I love to talk to them. What are they doing at this body farm? They put your body in different things so that they can study what happens to the body after that.

You know, like they stick you out and, yeah. Yeah. That's what happens. Body farm. Is that what happened in Georgia? Yes.

Yes. What happened? We don't know what happened. Do we not know? Between like 90s and still don't know what happened? Working on 10. Coming up on 10. and we still don't know what happened

and not really and even the other show they're supposed to explain what happened how we found out we're under like the fourth season on that one so there's two spin-off coming out the show's just going to explain

the what happened I would doubt it so what's the point of watching this we don't know what happened don't you start bad mouth and walk him down no seriously what's the point I'm going to watch the show

if I don't know what happened because you don't need to know I need to know you don't you do not need to know it's what happened and the aftermath of what happened. It doesn't matter. Then why have fear walking dead?

That's a question that many people have asked, Chris. That's just not you. You know what? I'm going to let them work. Oh, that's what you do. I let them work. We'll just call it. Guys, go ahead.

Don't feel bad about throwing stuff around. Don't do it. I'm going to wrap it off. You're going to wrap it off. You're welcome. No problem. I'm here for you. I'm here to help.

I don't know.