Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 168 | What's Happening in Atlanta?, The Hunt, & A New Victoria Secret Angel | Guest: Valentina Sampaio
Episode Date: August 8, 2019Jeffy wants you to email him via ChewingTheFat@theblaze.com also make sure to subscribe, rate and review. Today's show is a little different due to a special guest in the break room. Then we end with... SCARY news out of Atlanta, GA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yes.
Just testing the microphone.
Seeing where the different sounds are.
Like if I tap up here, it's different than down here.
You hear the difference?
I mean, you should be able to hear the difference.
If you can't, I'm going to do it one more time for you,
and I want you to put your right speakers on, the right back,
and then the left back, and then the right front and the left front.
Ready?
All right back, right back, left back, right front, right left left.
I mean, amazing the difference.
No, seriously.
So many stories today that are just fascinating and just fascinating to me
and will be fascinating to you.
And I've got stories that upset me, stories that make me happy.
And, I mean, I've already got, I mean, the fat pile for tomorrow is already fat.
But, so I don't know where to, I don't know where to, I don't know where I get.
started. Okay, here, here. Let's start here. Oh, boy. I just received it. See, that was like a rhetorical.
Oh, I don't know where to get started. It wasn't like, hey, Chris, come in with one of your,
go ahead. Okay. So did you know, Jeffrey, that Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, you could get
double dozen donuts from Chris cream donuts for $13. I do now. Okay. If you won this reward,
go ahead and get the app. No, no, no. No, I'm going to make even better.
subscribe to this podcast
email chewing the fat at the blaze.com
and I'll send you the thing.
I tell you what.
You, sir, are a good man.
You're a good man.
Don't email me, my email change
and I don't know.
I haven't been able to have any available time
to memorize my email.
No, we didn't tell them to email.
We said email chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
I know.
Don't confuse them.
I know.
I'm not going to confuse them.
But $13 for a double dozen?
Come on, man.
For a double dozen.
Yeah.
Is that four?
No, that's 24.
I know you don't count past 18.
But double dozen would be 24.
Two dozens.
Yeah.
It should be 48.
Ooh, then you get 48?
Double dozen.
It says you're $13 double dozen.
They're calling it a double dozen.
Yeah.
So you get 24, I know.
But it should be, why not, why not, all right, I'm going to complain.
Why can't it be $13 for the double Baker's dozen?
True.
So that would be 26.
And they have, you know, it goes, for example, like you could get either get two Orrugnial glazed donuts for $13 or, which I love this one, one original glazed donut dozen and one assorted donut dozen for $13.
They got some different ones.
So what you do is.
Are the peanut butter ones to count?
I was just going to tell you get one dozen of the original glazed donuts and the other dozen of the recess pieces cup.
Do they count?
They count to the assorted.
So you still banking.
Yeah.
All right.
So subscribe to the podcast.
Subscribe to the podcast.
I mean, you should really download it too, to be honest.
It will download automatically when they subscribe.
Yeah.
If you do it through iTunes, it will automatically download that last episode we did.
All right.
So subscribe.
Yes.
Email chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
And then we'll send you the coupon code.
Coupon.
Coupon.
Coupon.
No, there's a C-O-U in there.
That's correct.
Coupon.
You have to mention the O, coupon.
Coupon is not mentioning the O.
It is.
Okay.
You say it, you say it, and then I say.
C-U.
C-U.
C-U.
C-U-Pon.
I say the O in you.
You're giving you a letter that doesn't even exist in there.
You're calling it a Q.
No.
So when you put the C and O together, they become a Q.
So it's coupon.
But a double dozen isn't 48.
So you're telling me?
Yes.
Okay.
So email chewing the fat, I mean, that's darn nice.
Just let me say, you're welcome.
Okay.
And this is Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of this Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
So we're looking at the 9th, 10th, and 11th of August, 2019.
Email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
You'll be rewarded from Chris Cruz.
Not for me, from you.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can, this is not me.
I'm giving.
So Jeff Fisher will award you for subscribing to his podcast, 13 dozen donuts.
No, you're not getting 13 dozen donuts.
Not getting 13 dozen donuts.
You're getting crispy cream, the double dozen deal.
For $13.
For $13.
That's correct.
If you're getting 13 dozen, man.
They're out of business.
I am in.
I am in.
Is there a donut challenge?
Let's just close it down.
Is there a donut challenge?
Oh, yeah.
There is?
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
I don't know what the record is as far as he's the most regular donuts,
but there's places all over the country that have the giant donuts and cinnamon rolls and stuff.
You have to eat in so much time to get a T-shirt and get on their board and stuff.
Because there's a video out there, I think I probably shared it on my Facebook page,
where my son did it in San Francisco.
And you have to eat it in so much time and then you get a shirt and, you know, you're on their board.
and that's, you know, easy stuff.
So Jamie McDonough ate five dozen of Krispy Cream Donuts in nine minutes.
17 seconds.
Five dozen of Krispy Cream donuts.
In nine minutes and 17 seconds.
That's doing some distance on some donuts.
See, now that's the speed eating, though.
Speed eating can be dangerous and should only be attentive by professionals.
Preciseous caution we're making this.
a tent.
Is that the story?
That isn't the story.
Stop it.
I'm more of a, like,
I'm not a sprinter.
All right.
I'm more of,
I'm like the canyon of eating.
So you'll be the one that eats
like the world's largest donuts.
Well, I could eat five dozen.
I could eat,
you know,
20 dozen,
but not in the nine minutes.
Okay, but for example,
like the largest donut ever made
was an American-style jelly donut
that waits one
point seven tons
16 feet wide
so full of
sponsored by smockers
16 feet wide
and 16 inches height
in Utica New York
in 1993
sponsored by
Justin say that
yeah
Welch's
I mean
whoever your berry company
is definitely sponsored
by that time is the donut
really a donut?
No
no
you're not eating that
No, what that is is a rock.
Yes, exactly.
Yes.
It doesn't count.
Sorry.
I got you started.
Here you go.
And you're welcome to the audience.
I mean, we do what we can for you.
We do what we can for you.
This story is fascinating to me because I, I don't know.
Well, for sure, everyone would be able to do this.
Just think about yourself, though, while you're hearing what this guy did to make himself better.
and could you do it?
So when he was 21 years old, a senior in college,
he collapsed at home on his dining room table.
And the room was spinning around, he collapsed.
It was 1999.
And he could walk only about 50 feet after that at a time,
couldn't stand for more than a few minutes.
Even lying on the floor, it didn't feel like it was low enough.
All right?
He would spend the next 11 years confined to a hospital bed in his living room in St. Louis, Missouri.
Doctors baffled.
Anything they tried didn't work.
And he just wanted his life back.
Now, he knew that this was coming, or at least it had been prophesized in his own mind
because his mother had the same thing happened to her when he was a little boy.
When he was 18 months old, his mother had the same thing happen to her, couldn't even pick him up anymore.
His aunt had the same thing happen to her.
And so he remembers when this happened in 1999, he called his mom and said, the family curse has struck.
So in 1999, bedridden for 22 hours a day.
He decided that he was going to dive into medical research.
And he wanted to find out what was wrong with him.
And he looked, you know, endocrinology, neurology, internal medicine, all the other specialties.
And all the doctors were out of ideas.
And then they referred him to a psychiatrist.
And that's when he said, I'm going to have to figure, I am going to have to figure this out on my own,
no matter what.
So he had, and who doesn't have one of these at home,
an old endrochronology textbook in their garage,
2200 pages.
We all have one of those.
And so he started reading it.
And he zeroed in on his adrenal glands,
which, if you're not aware,
sit on top of the kidneys on both sides of the lower abdomen.
Now, he got some more.
medical books and he figured that he was trying to understand the whole class of the nervous
system disorders that could exist and he got some cash together got a computer and he got to work
and started diving in now he started and he's still he's still bedridden here only up a
couple hours a day feeling like crab can't move around family family disease has knocked him down so he
in 2002 he gets up enough gumption to go give a presentation about his disease in hilton head south
carolina and he wants to get there because he wants to hope that some of these doctors are going to
help him so he buys a whole row of airline tickets so that he can lay down
on the flight to go there and works up enough.
Gumpshin to get to the conference,
wheelchair, suit, and tie,
and he presented himself as a scientist.
He's showing you if I'm a,
I'm a Jesuit trained scientist.
Here to talk to you about some diseases, no problem.
I'd like to talk to you a little bit about some diseases
that I'd like to have you find out about, work about.
And someone took the bite.
So in 2004, one of Lindsay's friends rents an SUV
loaded a mattress in the back and drove him lying down to Birmingham, Alabama,
where the doctor was.
And he convinced the doctor,
convinced Lindsay that this collagen to,
this repurposed drug of collagen,
would be good so that he could live in with this no adrenaline drip
for the next few years.
And it kind of worked, but not very much.
He had shorter periods of time where he could stand up.
So he knew that something was dumping way too much adrenaline in his blood,
and he might have a tumor.
So he took scans of his adrenal glands and came back negative.
You know, he's still, this is all him, talking doctors into doing stuff,
trying to figure out what's wrong with them,
trying to figure it all out.
And so in 2006, four more years later,
he says, wait,
what if there's something in my adrenal gland
that's acted like a tumor,
but really wasn't one?
And he did a fourth scan of his adrenal glands,
and part of it was glowing brightly,
which was consistent with his brain.
theory. So he figured that he had this bilateral adrena modullary hyperplasia. And it means that
the medulla's or inner regions of his adrenal glands were enlarged and acting like tumors.
Now, how do you get rid of that or how do you remove that? Because it's like to do that,
it's like cutting into his words like cutting into a hard-boiled egg and removing the yolk. So
he still tries to figure out what's going on and how to do it.
He finds a 1980 study from a Georgia State University which says you slice, they did test on
rats adrenal gland and they sliced the rats adrenal gland with a razor blade to squeeze
it so the medulla pops out like a pimple so they get rid of it.
He found another version where they'd done that with cats and where they'd done that with
dogs and he's ready to do it on himself because he believes this is going to work.
He finally finds a doctor after another 18 months that will do it.
And he does it three weeks after the procedure sits upright for three hours.
He still had, he could go to church, still wasn't 100%.
Then in 2012, progress was slow.
I need a second surgery.
We're going to do the remaining.
We're going to do the other one.
A year later, he's flying.
with his friends to the Bahamas.
He actually has his life.
I mean, that's amazing.
His mother, his aunt, family members in the past,
all were just,
that's the way life is.
That's part of our family thing.
Don't worry about it.
So we do.
He would not have it.
Would you do that?
That's amazing.
That is amazing.
This guy is,
he's,
and he's now works as a,
you know,
they use him as,
uh,
he stops by and helps the doctors out.
It gives them thoughts and ideas and talks to other patients that might have
possibly a problem.
So,
I mean,
that,
that's fantastic.
And I don't know that I would have that,
have that in me to do.
I'd like to say,
say, yeah, I would.
I have that in me to do.
But I don't know that I would.
I don't know that I would.
I hope you would.
I hope if you get sick like that,
did you have the gumption to do that?
That'd be great.
But that is something else.
Because most of the time we're just planning on,
well, doctor said there was nothing they could do.
I just got to lay here on this bed for 22 hours a day.
Man, I'm sick of Netflix.
I wonder what's on Hulu.
Why do I go?
Did we cancel the Disney app or do I still have that?
We had to cancel it, you fat bastard.
Oh, okay.
Well, I'm fine.
Don't worry about it.
I just lay here in this bed.
That's my gumption.
His, go find the problem and fix it.
So good for him.
Good for him.
Now, this story, this next story, I feel like I've talked about.
And maybe I can't remember where I talked about it.
Chris tells me we didn't talk about it.
about it here.
I don't know where else I talk.
I mean,
I talk to the wife.
I talk to my kids.
I mean,
I guess I could have talked to a little about this.
Maybe I dreamt it.
But the show,
The Hunt,
the movie The Hunt.
I saw the preview the other day.
And it looked great.
It looked great.
We got great violence.
We've got good-looking women,
good-looking men killing each other.
We've got some blood.
We were hunting.
We got people being trapped and don't know how they're being trapped.
We got, uh, it looked like worth,
now they're telling me that I can't like it.
I can't like it because it's beyond sick and disturbing, okay?
It was initially going to be called Red State versus Blue State.
You can't have that.
It's billed as a satire that follows wealthy thrill seekers as they take private jet to a five-star resort
where they embark on a deeply rewarding.
expedition that involves hunting down and killing deplorables.
So now I can't like it because they're hunting down conservatives.
So it's a movie and the conservative is going to win.
The whole point of the movie was the one lady, the one chick,
the one hot lady, was going to fight back.
She wasn't going to take it.
It's going to find out what happened.
And if she has to kill everybody in the process, she will.
That's what makes it good.
I mean, it kind of reminds me
similar to an idea that I had years ago.
It's a million-dollar idea still could work.
And we're getting closer to the time of the world
when it still could work.
It'd almost be like a running man
where you take the prisoners,
you have a gated area.
Let's say you fence in.
I don't know.
The state of Nebraska.
Half the state of Nebraska.
You don't want to take the whole state.
and you fencing in you put cameras everywhere
and then you
it's a reality show
you dump the prisoners into
if they get to the other side
they live
they get out there free
but you get to hunt them
I mean it's almost the hunger games
with prisoners
and tell me you wouldn't watch it
go ahead tell me
tell me you wouldn't watch it
you know why you can't tell me
because you would
you can't tell me you wouldn't watch it
and we could call it
the hunt oh wait we can't call it the hunt because that's bad now
can't watch the movie i'm still watching it
you're not going to make me not watch the hunt i'm sorry
we love the look at the perds of purges has got what three or four
or fifty movies are there stupid movies
just a it's time to kill people okay that's the movies we like
that's what the hunt is
so what if they oh they're the
the people that they're the people that they're uh gas
and making their memory go away
and then tying them up
and bringing them to the island.
Those people are conservative
so we can't like it.
Shut up.
Shut up.
So the lawsuit has been concluded.
The Clearwater man,
Clearwater, Florida man, Peter Sloan,
who claims William Shatner
is his biological father.
Again?
No, but the judge said,
well, you get to keep the name.
Bill was like,
yeah.
Bill was like,
uh, no.
you're not keeping the name.
He had attorneys.
I'm not meeting with you.
It's a nice day.
The judge said,
you get to keep his name.
Right.
So, I mean,
he still gets to keep the name,
but Bill is not having anything to do with him.
Bill is like,
no, you're not doing,
it's not happening,
my friend.
Not happening.
So good luck.
Good luck, Pete.
I hope that it all works out for you.
I really,
really do.
So the big story, the last couple days, has been the American crime story, season three.
To tackle...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
American crime story, season three, we tackle Clinton impeachment.
With Beanie Feldstein as Monica Lewinsky.
What?
This, come on.
Thank you.
Beanie what?
So, yeah, so it is.
Beanie Feldstein.
I mean, is that the, with Beanie Feldstein is Monica Lewinsky.
That's not a big selling point for me.
Who should play Monica Lewinsky then?
I don't know.
But it should be someone that, see, Monica's taking a hit over the years for not being pretty.
She's never pretty.
She's never been pretty.
Monica's taken a hit over the years for not being pretty.
and I disagree that she's not pretty.
I disagree.
Even with a beret?
I'm fine with the bray.
Are you, Jeff Fisher?
I'm fine with you, I am.
People are looking at you right now on the cameras.
They're saying,
you can believe me or not.
Okay, I'm just telling you the truth.
Telling you how I feel.
I think that we should,
I think Monica Lewinsky could be represented
in American crime story
by, you know, someone who,
is more.
Give me a name then.
Give me an actress name that you say,
I feel comfortable enough
for this actress to represent Monica Lewinsky
during the 90s as pretty as she thought she was.
Because that could be Rosie O'Donnell, you know, in my book.
Which when Rosie was younger,
if Rosie was, if Rosie was the league of their own days,
Rosie, I'd give her that.
That's what I'm saying.
I give her that.
And then if you compare them, Monica Lovinsky,
you know, has blown up.
Would you say,
hey, we're going to do a show
about Monica Lewinsky.
Does Beanie Feldstein roll off the lips?
No.
No, it doesn't.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to take anything away from Beanie,
but it doesn't quite roll off the lips.
I don't know.
What's that?
What did she play in before?
What we're going to find out, shall we?
That's a good question because I'd like to know how Beanie
happened to stumble
into the old role of
Monica. And Beanie's probably
been in all kinds of movies that we love.
I remember Beanie.
Okay, so
Book Smart.
Maroon, oh, no, with Cardi B,
girls like you. She's in a video. It's a Will and Grace
episode.
She was in Lady Bird,
small part of the Lady Bird.
Neighbors, fan girl.
She was in, it was
oranges the new black.
Is that just an episode?
Looks like it's just the episode.
My wife gets so beating really is.
I'm looking here.
She's on nobody.
There's not much.
She's worked a little.
She's got a little bit of work.
She does look like Monica.
No, she does not.
She does.
I'm looking at side by side.
Maybe, okay, this picture here,
the one picture that they have at the old IMDB,
uh-huh.
Makes her look maybe a little like Monica.
but the real life picture.
Hey.
Beating.
I've got to find out some
some actresses.
I can't think of one off.
I've got a couple in my mind,
but I can't think of their stupid name.
Oh, so who will play Monica?
Yeah.
Well, I already said,
Rosio Don a little younger.
Yeah, it'll be fine.
Even that's not.
What's that big girl from hairspray?
Stop it.
No.
Monica, no.
Or John Travolta is a woman.
It worked for her.
I would rather have that.
It worked for her.
I would rather have that
that you're trying to bring Monica down
with some.
What about Precious?
The girlfriend Precious.
We're done.
No, we're done.
I mean, I'm not saying anymore.
What about the girl from this is us?
I said we're done.
This is us.
What about that girl?
Remember that?
I do.
Okay.
What about her?
No?
What's that character from Star Wars?
See, now there's some pictures of some women that I think
could play Monica.
What's her name?
What about the guy that played,
Get in my belly!
From Austin Powers.
Fat bastard.
Yeah.
Can he play her?
See, I said we weren't going to talk about this anymore
because you're going down a line that I disagree with.
Can you play her?
You look great as a woman.
I do.
You look better than freaking Jonathan Janif.
So.
No question.
And I could probably pull it off better than...
Absolutely.
Beanie.
So yes.
You know what?
I want the role.
I want American crime story.
Monica Lewinsky.
And why does it have to be a woman that portrays her in today's world?
Thank you.
Why does it have to be?
Thank you.
What if I want to just identify as Monica?
For that...
For that role.
Thank you.
So I want the job.
That's what I want.
I knew if we talked about it, we'll get there.
See, you're welcome.
All right.
Let's go to the break room.
I need some Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
Desperately.
No question about it.
Oh, my gosh.
I want to tell you, I don't know if I ever told you this before.
What a cold Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
So good.
So if you follow me on.
Twitter at Jeffie JFR.
You know that I teased
that we were going to talk to
Valentina Sampayo
today.
I'm sorry?
Who were we talking to?
Valentina Sampayo.
Valentina is
the very first trans
Victoria's
secret model.
Angel.
Whatever, say that's what they are.
You're starting
to piss me off with your little thing.
I don't know what's going on with you,
but we're going to have a little talk off the air.
You bugging me.
So one thing I didn't know when we talked to her,
I want to thank Victoria's Secret for hooking us up with the interview.
It was great.
Nice of them.
She's in Brazil shooting a whole layout for them with their pink series,
I think, is what they teased on her Instagram.
And so I really want to-
What is pink Siri?
I want to know.
What is the pink Siri?
Go to victoriassecret.com.
No, no, no.
Don't know.
What is the pink?
What is it?
I want to know if you know what it is.
You say you watch it.
You say you're fashion.
You say you watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion show every year.
What is the pink series?
See, this is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Right there.
That's what I'm talking about.
So we talked to Valentina.
And Valentino doesn't speak very good English.
Very little English.
So Valentina had her manager there and had her photographer, handler, spokesperson.
Oh boy.
Fernando there.
And Fernando was going to be the translator.
It was the translator.
Now, I don't know.
Mayor Victoria Secrets got her laid out, but they have only one phone.
I don't know if we called this.
Maybe we just called the cell.
I don't know.
We did.
We called their WhatsApp.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, they don't have.
So everything had to go through WhatsApp.
Okay.
Yeah.
And so it was just one line.
And so there were, I was going to just air the interview.
And then I listened to some of it and I thought, no, it's too bad.
It sounds the audio and the way we ask questions.
and the way it gets translated.
You had to rephrase a couple of questions.
I asked a couple of questions.
Too long an American way that, you know, just it gets lost in translation.
And as soon as I'm asking it, I realize it's going to get lost in translation.
And so you have to ask it again, and then you've got to get another translator.
And Fernando sometimes would not put the phone over to Valentina.
So Valentina, you'd hear Valentina in the background.
And then Fernando would give her the phone.
and then do the translation but not grab the phone.
I mean, it was just, it was, and it's not their fault.
Absolutely not.
Completely not their fault.
It's just, that's the way it happens.
I've seen it happen a thousand times.
And it's just, it's, it's a frustrating way to do an interview, which is why, you know.
Why are you looking at the camera?
I just want the people to know that it's a frustrating way to do the interview.
And for those of you watching, she's not here.
Sorry.
And that's a bummer.
I know.
Because she's hot.
I know.
Take it easy, okay?
I told you about it.
Did we talk about the top websites yet?
No, we haven't.
Do we do that before we go there?
Well, I'm just, you know, remind people that the top websites, you're looking at a, quite a few porn sites.
How many?
In the top.
On the top 10, how many?
You're looking at one, two, three.
Huh.
Three points out of the top ten.
And it's been the bottom five, though.
I mean, so they're still, they got work to do.
They've got work to do.
Well, you can't compete with Google.
So you're looking at Google.
Yeah, I know.
You're looking at Google, of course.
YouTube.
Oh, wonder who owns them.
Facebook, number three, Amazon number four.
Jeff, what are you doing?
What is he doing?
What are you doing?
This is the problem.
I mean, come on.
Well, the divorce got him all shook enough.
I know.
He doesn't know what to do.
Yeah, Yahoo.
How's Yahoo?
How's Yahoo?
They're still hanging in there.
I know that's interesting.
How are hanging in there?
And then coming in, number six,
Pornhub.
And then number seven,
X videos.
I knew that was still a thing.
And then number eight, Twitter.
It's pretty strong still.
Number nine,
XNXX.com.
XNXX.com.
Did I pronounce it wrong?
Is that a new tech company coming up?
Yes.
Yes.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
And then number 10.
Instagram.
I wonder who owns that.
It's the Instagram or Instagram from
Facebook?
It's still the old one.
Oh, the old one.
This is the old one.
It's not Instagram from Facebook yet.
Yeah.
Yeah, because we all know.
That's why I asked.
I wonder who owns it because it doesn't say.
True.
That is true.
Thank you.
And then coming at number 14, this one throws me
and I think I know why it's still number 14
because there's no way this website is
number 14.
Bing.
Oh, the search engine?
Yes.
Your favorite search engine?
Dumb.
Are they a sponsor?
No, no, they're not.
I don't think we'll ever be a sponsor.
It sucks.
If they were a sponsor, they'd be great.
Wow, you could be paid off?
For the right price?
Everybody has a price.
Do they?
Everybody, yes.
For anything?
Everybody, yes.
For anything?
Yes.
Everyone has a price.
Yes.
A price for something, yes.
I will not stand for, I can't do it on whatever standards you have.
On principle, I can't do this.
Whatever little standards you have to get through your day, there's a price out there that changes.
So how much for Bing to sponsor you and you stop praising them?
Right now, a couple of bucks, I'm good.
Really?
Yeah, oh yeah, right now, no problem.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
Anything.
You want me to talk about you?
Okay, no problem.
Bing.com.
I love them.
I'm glad that they're my default browser on my,
on my desktop.
I'm glad that whenever I open a link that it takes me right to Bing that doesn't work properly.
And I can't figure out even when we had an IT department how to not make it my default browser.
So if I actually want to open something up in Google, in Chrome, I have to go out of my way to do it.
Where's Chrome on that list?
Well, Google's number one, bro.
That is Google.
Yeah.
You're right.
Oh, Firefox.
Sorry, where's Firefox on there?
I don't have the whole list here.
Where's Ask Jeeves?
I got to go to the whole list now.
Myspace.
I just want to know where Myspace is too.
Top, because this was just a separate tweet
that had the top 15.
Oh, okay.
So as Gives is on the top 15.
Yeah, that's a little disappointing for you.
Yeah, that's a little disappointing for you.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Because yesterday we learned about them being one of the companies,
you know, that the Tinder motherboard owns.
So.
Right.
Any dating website on that 15?
No.
Huh.
Yeah, no dating sites.
Well, I mean, porn hub and XNXXX and XVios.
They have forums.
They have forums.
Is you telling me those aren't dating sites?
They're not.
Even though they have those camp girls there that, you know, you click on.
What about Craigslist?
Craigslist is number 15.
Okay.
Well, no, remember they took that out.
They took that feature out.
I do.
I do.
know because I don't know why.
Because they were having issues.
What kind of issues?
And the people that were using it.
And I'm sorry, but if you're still looking at X videos and the other ones for porn,
you can find better porn on Twitter.
What?
Yes.
It's called Twitter After Dark.
What?
Hashtag Twitter After Dark.
I won't hear of it.
You won't hear of it?
No.
I will not have you defame the,
the goodness of Twitter on this program.
Also, now Jack Dorsey sent you a check?
Jack and I are buds, yeah.
Jack and Irofels.
You call him Jack?
At Jack, man.
What are you talking about?
I mean, isn't my Twitter account at Jeffie?
True.
Oh, wait.
No, it's not.
No.
Maybe at Jack can talk to.
The North.
Wouldn't be at Jack and talk to at Jeffie
and be like, bra, come on.
Well, maybe he is.
That's why he and I aren't talking because he's talking to the wrong person.
That tics me off.
Now they brought up that Jeffie.
Do whatever you do.
Don't tweet at Jeffie because he'll block you.
Yeah, he's a douche.
Don't tell at Jeffie that he's a douche and that he should give me the Twitter handle because he's really angry.
He's only got a couple hundred people that follow him.
He tweets.
The only time he tweets is when I start talking about him.
He goes, oh yeah, that's right.
I've got a Twitter account and I'm keeping at Jeffie, so I'm going to tweet.
It's the only time he uses it.
It ticks me off.
Maybe we can talk to the same people that took the Duchess account and just overwrote it.
And overwrite it.
Boom, gone.
And then make him.
But wait, that was mine.
No.
And then make him at Jeffrey underscore.
Yeah.
You know what?
You're less important.
I like that.
If it works for me, I'm for it.
I don't like it if it doesn't work for me.
But I like it if it works for me.
Anyway, we were talking to Valentina Savilla, which is why this whole thing got started.
and the whole thing was
and I think we make history here
no one in this network has talked to
this fantastic transgender person
and we did and by we I mean you
I talked to her in Spanish
and we have talked we've actually talked
this makes the third
a transgender person that we've
that we know knowingly talked about
on this on this network and the show
right because we talked to Blair
Blair
no just two right we talked to Blair
we talked to Blair
about Jonathan.
Jessica.
Jonathan, Jessica, Genev.
So that's two there.
And then now Valentina Santhale.
That's three.
So we've become the transgender
mouthpiece of the network.
Okay.
Hey, whatever gets to that there.
All right, no problem.
I mean, no, I'm not going to say it.
Okay, I'm all for it.
I'm all for it.
Now, anyway, so it was a little frustrating
between the translation
and coming back and forth on the phone.
So I feel like I'm going to air it and then kind of talk you through it a little bit
so you don't have to struggle through it as much this time around
because it certainly wasn't their fault.
I mean, they were talking to me so you know whose fault it was.
Mine.
And now, an importance.
Transgender update.
Transgender update.
Keep forgetting about the jingle.
Okay, go ahead.
Exciting times for Valentina Sempeo.
the very first transgender model for Victoria's Secret.
But she's been working for quite some time.
So we're still working.
This is just exciting times for you joining Victoria's Secret.
Isn't that correct?
Stop.
This is this the whole interview?
So I've already going.
I've already go.
Let's go.
Let's knock it out.
That's not having it on there, Rand.
It's not having it.
Yeah, I'm really happy, and this is the first time I worked with the artist paper.
Are you in a photo shoot for them right now, or are you working something else?
Yeah, if you have to be a shooting now or if you're going to do with more
with a thing with him.
And I did just this shooting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And we have a, you know, a problem of the other.
So I know that you're excited to finally get to work with Victoria's Secret
And I know that Victoria's Secret has had their struggles
But how long of a process was it for you
Was it a process of you going to them or did they come to you and say you're perfect for us
It's a problem
And how was it was that you've got it?
How long time it took?
The time took the way to your arrival
She will answer in Portuguese, and I will translate for her, okay?
Absolutely.
Now, am I going to say no?
No.
Put her on.
She talks English or we're done?
Of course.
She's just being polite, though.
I know.
I know.
Absolutely.
Yeah, she did the casting last year, and she met them at July.
Yeah, she was in New York for the New York.
week last year.
But
this year
he entered in contact
with me in June
to make a video
to do a
campaign and I gave the video
and he's right to him.
Okay, the last year she did the
casting but she was not confirmed
for the show.
She beat the casting for the huge
Victor's Secret session show.
Right.
But she was not confirmed.
Okay.
This year,
Her agent called it and contacted her to ask for a video, to introduce her again for this moment as an option for the catalog, for the campaign that she talked.
That's great.
That's great.
I just want to say, would you, Fernando is take care of business for Sam.
He's good.
He is really good.
He's take care of business.
And by the way, he speaks three languages, English, Portuguese and Spanish.
Well, he didn't even ask me if I spoke Portuguese because I would have.
have been willing to do the interview in Portuguese.
But no, you didn't ask me.
You don't remember from the interview that we did it yesterday,
but you kind of talk about that here too.
You just gonna put that out there.
You do bring that out.
There's not a chance I speak for because you know.
A lot of chance.
Oh, and by the way, I want to tell you this.
If the evening would have been done by me,
she would be able to answer perfectly because she speaks Spanish.
And no one would have understood a word.
Go ahead.
If she's going to answer in Portuguese,
just have her talking to the phone too.
I want to be able to hear.
Thank you.
I'm just trying to.
Just trying to help out a little bit, you know, trying to get some audio.
Fernando's like, oh.
And I know.
I get it.
See, that's what I'm saying.
It's frustrating.
He's trying to be helpful.
And now I've thrown him off because he's now, he's got to think about not only translating,
but he's got to think about where he has to hold the phone and the audio.
And so I've thrown him off.
And I should have, I should not have done that as well.
You can still translate, but I just want to, I want to be, I want to be able to hear her answer as
well, okay?
Okay, perfect.
I'm going to tell her you can do the question in English.
So I...
Yes, and if she...
If she needs to answer in Portuguese, that's fine.
But just have her do it in the phone yet.
Thank you.
All right.
So, how long is the campaign?
I mean, how, right now, obviously right now, you're excited and you're doing the big
tour and you're doing the photo shoot here.
It's big news.
Right here.
I've asked her this question, I realize.
With your new contract with Victoria's...
Is this a way too long?
Three year deal, one year deal, one photo shoot deal, how long is it?
I know I've done.
I know I've completely thrown it off right here.
Way too long.
Way too long.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think we've got a relation.
So, I don't know what I'm going to do.
So it's not going to be.
So it's not going to be.
So I think of this job.
and we're
to do
but also.
But it's a
time.
Fernando?
Throwed him off
completely.
Hello?
Yes.
Okay,
now you get to
translate
what she said.
She said.
I completely threw them off.
Long question.
Talk to him
about talking
another phone.
And that's my fault.
My fault.
All right,
we're still good.
We're still good.
Still trying to hang out.
I'm excited to talk to her
and I'm sure she's excited.
So you're, right now,
you are in Brazil?
Is that right?
Yes, I'm in Brazil
for company a lot of jobs
and I'm going to New York
in June 25.
I'm going to go to New York.
See?
Not sure.
So Fernando,
when, after she speaks
in Portuguese,
then you give me
the translation, okay?
Just trying to help it out a little bit.
Okay, perfect.
So she said that she's in Brazil for some special appointments.
Also, she's here for some important jobs that she's doing right now, and she would get back
to New York on August 25.
Yeah, so we're a big travel time for you.
Are you prepared to, is it more than what you're used to, or are you just
Adding it to the schedule and you're okay with it.
I'm asking what's wrong.
The translation's going to mess up.
I know.
Can you repeat the question again?
Sure.
Sure.
I know you're busy traveling and you've been traveling, obviously, doing work for Vogue and other photo shoots.
With the Victoria's Secret deal, are you, is it more travel or just the same?
She was going to
So,
she's a
after you
photograph a Vogue,
you feel
that you
started to
go to
you
think it's a
same thing?
Yes,
the Vogue
was the
person
in my
career.
I don't
think she
that Lankco
after the
Vogue
appeared
a possibility
was a
great,
was a
quber of
barriers,
so it was
more
a victory
for
a
community
grand.
Yes.
She said like she's working as the same.
Like when she did the full cover, she was working well.
Also, the clients started to call her and book her for many jobs because she did an important cover.
But after this moment, doing this job, she thinks that is also important because these opportunities opening for many transgender models and for many other opportunities for those models that would never have the chance.
so she's like being so representative in this moment.
So how much does that concern you?
Are you excited about being an activist for that and creating that opening?
Or does it just make you think, well, you know, they have to work hard too?
Again, too long.
He asked what you consider, not in a moment, so,
I realize, I know.
But Fernando's trying to help out.
He's trying to make it happen.
He's what I get into.
You said it's been like a hard work for being like a model or if she's an advocate
or something?
I just was wondering if she's really concerned about being an activist for her for, you know,
being how important that is to her.
And, you know, obviously she's, you know, a huge part of the transgender community.
And, you know, now especially that she's has the Victoria's Secret stamp.
But is that also important to her being transgender or is it just another, another day of doing business?
Yeah, he's a particular if you consider a mativist.
Or if you think it's important,
you
in this moment
to work
more
more than
a child
and not
she's
two
things
the both
thanks
because
because
she believes
she believes
when she
fights for her
she fights
for the diversity
and for
many people
that doesn't
have the stores open
and she thinks that
and I have someone
for fights and I'm giving my voice
she's answering seriously
I mean she's fine
and I'm sorry
and my job as a model
is a form of activism
because working as a model
I can show the people that I don't need to be only a beautiful and are a face.
I should be more than this, you know?
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
You know what?
We're going to leave it at that.
That's a perfect way to add this.
I want to thank you so much for your time.
I really appreciate it.
For those of you, we're wondering, it's Fernando being the translator for us today talking to...
Okay, no problem.
No problem.
much, but sometimes it's a bit complicated when the person answers.
I understand.
And that kind of person that I love to speak to the roughly, you know.
I understand.
Valentina, thank you so much.
I appreciate it.
Good luck.
God bless, and I hope everything works out to the best for you.
You have no idea how much fun I want to have with that interview.
I know.
Because I want to do what I did.
Thank you.
Fernando was great.
It's so difficult.
It's so difficult.
Um, this is going to come as a shock.
I don't speak Portuguese.
What?
I know.
Uh, and, and what little I know.
I didn't want to embarrass, you know, her or myself speaking it to her.
Or the show.
You know, or the show.
Right.
It's just, it's better to have the translator.
It's better to have the translator.
Um, look, she's 22 years old.
The first transgender model for Victoria's Secret.
She's already been modeling, you know, for other, for other corporations and other
photo shoots around the world
whether you
agree or not
pretty good looking
it was a pretty good choice for
Victoria's Secret
is anywhere I could call or watch her
or look at her
I would just
check out her Instagram page
which is a blue check mark
Instagram page
Valence
V-A-L-E-N-T-T-S
and there's a number to call
but it's so damn long
that I will get tired
telling you guys who you want to call her.
International callers. Dial your international
operator at 0-1-1.
The international calls are huge.
First of all, she's staying at some, you know,
swank resort that Victoria's feet in the bill for.
I know she's posted some shots of her for the Pink campaign
for Victoria's Secret.
I mean, I'm surprised that she wanted to talk to us.
I love it.
I'm a fan. I'm a fan.
You can follow me on Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio.
I'll repost the picture that I posted a while ago watching the Victoria's Secret campaign every year.
I had my wings on.
I am fashion.
You know, look, could I walk the runway with?
Absolutely, I would.
They probably would frown upon that.
But it was nice to talk to her.
I was so, so strange and so hard.
I would love to have it here.
Fernando was right.
You know, face-to-face would be so much easy.
year. She's probably not going to stop by
the old Irving studios with Jeff Fisher.
Look at the time. A little busy today, but
maybe again. I mean, we can hope. Right? We can hope.
Okay. So thank you to Victoria's Secret and
Valentia Sanpio. I appreciate it very much. And
Fernando, I'm not forgetting you. Thank you.
I appreciate it. It was great. And good luck.
uh we do have some breaking and scary news i mean i'm okay with the breaking news little sounder hey
good afternoon live coming in this afternoon from atlanta georgia
atlanta hotel has left one dead 61 people have been sicked i mean it's it Atlanta Georgia
and they're calling it
Legioneers disease.
Thank you.
And so it begins
the death
of happiness.
Ah, you aren't lying.
Walking dead in real life, man.
This is just a friendly tip from me
if you had an opportunity to go to,
let's say, what are you doing this weekend?
I was thinking about going to Atlanta.
Maybe you go somewhere else.
Maybe you choose another city.
You should go to Atlanta.
Just know how to.
deal with zombies.
It's pretty early on.
It means you could become one.
Pretty easy.
We have not gone past the time of,
if you're still not one,
you're pretty good shape.
Now is the time where everybody's becoming one.
So, yeah.
I would load up on some ammo.
I mean, that's the problem, right?
That's, I mean, that's the whole problem,
because you run out of ammo,
you end up,
don't, don't let,
I don't want to talk about,
the whole Walking Dead
because I could get into the whole thing right now
and just we could just talk for another hour
on Walking Dead.
I'm ready to do that.
You know, I believe
talking fear comes back this Monday, right?
Because they were on their mid-season break.
Fear of the Walking Dead
where there's on their mid-season break.
So we could be back to
we could be back to Talking Fear
and the Talking Dead series
this Monday.
Yeah, we're back this Sunday, baby.
Think about it.
Title Channel 4.
Fear, the Walking Dead.
So Talking Fear with Jason Butchell and myself and Maximus Fisher, who's back in town.
They'll probably grace us with his presence, too.
Anyway, just want to let you know, Talking Fear on Monday.
See you then.
Don't you play the out again.
Don't do it.
Don't.
