Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 169 | Fat Pile Friday - Airline EDITION

Episode Date: August 9, 2019

Looks like Jeffy and Kris Cruz find themselves talking traveling. Disney is suffering and it looks like a ghost town. Then we find out that Jeffy had a couple of news business for Florida and New Jersey. Make sure to subscribe, rate and review this show... Jeffy needs it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dun-d-d-d-d-d-da-uh. The founder of Students for Trump pleaded guilty this week for running a $46,000 scam in which he posed as a lawyer and gave legal advice. Created a website for a fake law firm called Pope and Dunn. Claimed to be Eric Pope, a graduate of NYU Law School with a finance degree from the University of Pennsylvania. 15 years of experience in corporate and patent law. Okay, the kid's 23. Does he look 40? No.

No, he does not. I'm looking for my age. I've been through all this. You've done all this and you look? No. No. There's only a few of us that can pull that off. You know what something is doing starting to do?

We need to have a talk. We need to have a, we need to have a, we need to have a common sense discussion. I'm really tired. I do a podcast every day, Monday through Friday, sometimes two, sometimes three. I mean, I work my tongue to the bone.

Okay? And I just want you to know that when I go to a website to read a story and it lets me read it, and then it realizes, hey, you're right in the middle of the story, but you've already been here

20 times this month. We've got to just pop up right in the middle of your, reading the story and lets you know that you can't read the story anymore unless you subscribe to the website. I want to throw that particular website into the mud. That kind of thing doesn't make me want to subscribe to your website. It makes me want to never subscribe to your website. And I know we've talked about it before and I know, look, they have to make money.

I completely understand. I really do. It's just very frustrating. It's very frustrating because then I have to go out of my way and find the story someplace else for free. And sometimes you can't find it though. Sometimes that's the only place. You know who does a lot of that?

Just as a helpful hint from me to you, Forbes. Forbes has a lot of stories that you're not going to get anywhere else. And so, I mean, it's not an advertisement for Forbes, but if you're going to subscribe to a particular website, that might be one that you would do. because they have a lot of decent stories that you end up not being able to find someplace else for free. Isn't that for rich people? Okay, no.

But maybe from your world you think it is. Yes. Yes. Oh, it's subscribing to Forbes. Yeah, it's all about money and investing. But it's not really. Oh, yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Does they talk about the stock market? Yeah, it's for real. Rich people. Okay. All right. All right. Fine. Speaking to rich people.

CEO. Robert Eiger. Disney. Mr. $800 billion a year man. Mr. who's responsible for Disney being bigger than ever. And they still gets hated.

Even by the people in the Disney family. Oh, he just makes too much money. Does he? So that means you make too much money too. So anyway You know, you had the phone call the other day Where they talked about the new app And that was the big news in his

You know, in his quarterly report Where they said the, you know, They had the new app And they were Good, it's going to be, They were going to, If you can get the bundle With Disney Hulu and ESPN Plus for 1299

But really you could still get just the Disney app For like seven bucks a month. That's not a bad price. That's not a bad price. that might be worth it. But also in the story, they talked about how the parks aren't quite doing as well as they would like. And they're blaming it on the New Star Wars Land. Someone has to be blamed.

Correct. Yes. It's got to see you's fault. It's got to be somebody's fault. You're right. Absolutely right. Bob's not saying, you know what? I was wrong.

I was wrong. No, Bob's like, you know what's wrong. You guys. You guys are wrong, okay? So what they're saying is that attendance at the company's domestic parks was down 3% in the third quarter, although per capita spending was up 10% and occupancy on the on-site hotels rose to percentage points. According to him, expectations of overcrowding likely caused guests to reconsider their vacations. I would like to add to that.

maybe expectations of paying $8 billion to get into your park with a family of four had something to do with it too, Bob. Maybe we cut the price down just a tad. No, I need more than a tad. We have this conversation. A family of four sent into properties of Disney. Yeah, if you, if, okay, that's not counting how you get there. Yes.

All right, so let's say you fly in from even just a, even, let's say you take, spirit and you sit in the luggage for 10 bucks I had. There's 40 or 50 bucks. Don't be my popping spirit. I'm sorry? Don't be my bopping. I don't even get me started. Like, yes, I get it, but come on, man.

For $6.10 bucks around trips from here to Florida, I'll take sitting in luggage. Will you? Yes, I do it every three months. Good for you. Good for you. I'm happy for you. So all you can take is a backpack, right? A backpack, yeah.

Yeah. And it better not be, look like it's full. Oh, no. The freaking, so now they have the roaming spirit attendant. And that person's only purpose is to check your ticket. If you have a zone one, that means you paid for that bag. If you zone three, two, three, and four. She goes, looks at it.

Your bag is not going to fit. I'm here. She has. a fanny pack with a portable pain station. Nice. She takes it out and says here, swipe your card here. I think it will fit. No, no, no, no, it's not going to fit.

It's not going to fit. There's no argument with her. There's no argument with her. There is zero argument with her because I saw this guy. Amazing. And I was on his side. You know, it was a little duchy. She goes, can I see your boarding pass?

He's like, no. Who the hell are you? Who are you? He's like, I'm just checking, you know, your bag seems. I need to show you no I don't need to show you anything sir you know they're not going to let you okay fine but I'm not going to show you anything

he goes you know what I want to talk to your manager why are you asking me first of yeah that's a good question let's say he was left alone for the entire flight but good little attendant come up she looked at my bag I was like honey it's just a backpack

it's just a backpack you were hoping she wasn't looking at don't charge me in another 50 because it's 50 bucks right at the gate yeah it's 30 90 if you do on the you know before you go to TSA if you get Millie wandering around in the running around with the people that's 50 yep oh man so about us damn dear criminal it is it is it is but did they charge the guy oh no they're not charge he so what was her deal why was she bugging him because she wanted to see the ticket it was all like it was like I'm already standing here

with the people if if I don't have a ticket they're not going to let me on the plane exactly And the thing about that too was like she got her butt hurt because he said no. Right. And she tried to explain it. And he kept saying no. No. I don't have to show you anything. No.

I don't know who you are. I need you to show me because I'm doing pre-check. He's like, no, I don't need to show you anything. No, I'm going to go show to that person over there when I board the plane. Because they're going to scan it. And that's the only thing. Same deal with the people that are before TSA. I get in, I fight with them every day.

every day. So there is, before a TSA, there's some worker there. Yes. And they go, ticket. I'm like, no. I'm like, well, I'm not going to let you in. Okay, try to stop me. Sir, sir.

Have, sir. I'm like, first of all, you're nobody. Who are you? I need to check your ticket. Why? That person checks my ticket. The TSA people check my ticket. And the only people he's checking my ticket is because I have to show them with my ID.

You are nobody. So you're telling me that if I don't show it to you, I still could go on board? Because the last time I'm a check. TSA is the only one. Now, Florida, they do have the same people there and they don't check you. They just, you know. They're there to make sure everything is okay. They make sure.

Just the flow right if you have questions, make sure it flows right. But the one in DFW, every time, sir, and they yell at you. Sir! No. No. The last time I went to Mikelo, Milo was like a little bit of him. I said, Matt, get over here. Come on. He's like, he has my ticket.

Sir, why did you take my son's ticket? Thank you. How dare you take my son's ticket? He gave to him. He was like, I'm like, no, don't, don't. Who are you? You're nobody. I'm sorry, I don't want to be that person, but you are nobody.

Not really, I mean, really that's there, they're, they're from the airport to try to help for the airport. Yes. To try to help people. Yes. That need help. I don't need help. I'm fine. Unless I come to you and say, hey, is this the.

right place I need to get on the other than that, I don't need to talk to you. There's a lady over there looking for a wheelchair. Go help her. Do you know that now they have best and everything? They're uniformed. They're uniform from head to toe. Well, look, they pay you what, five bucks

an hour? Yes. It give you a nice uniform. You get to walk around and pretend like you're in charge. That's why I need to see your ticket. Sir! Sir! Sir! Oh, that would piss me off. That's sir, sir, sir. How did we get here? So, to Disney. Okay. That's right. Oh yeah, the numbers. Yeah, family

of four. So you arrive, we actually were not at Disney yet. We're just getting there. We still booking her tickets. Sir? So you fly into Orlando, or California, whatever, you fly into Anaheim, but mostly people. Orlando. Let's use Florida.

Yeah. You fly into Orlando. And let's say you're going to stay on property. Okay. Right? So you don't have to run a car. Most of the time, they're going to send a shuttle. You got the shuttle that takes you into on property and you're good. So you're going to stay. The whole vacation is going to be on property anyway.

If you have to go somewhere, you got, I mean, Disney's got it racked up for you. For $8 billion, they should. Absolutely. So the one thing, you get to travel from the airport to your hotel for free. It's free, Jeffy. It's a bus with a Mickey and takes me from Orlando to Kissimmee. Family of four. I mean, you're lucky to get out of there for under $7,000.

Oh, wow. Okay. I give it $5. Maybe something like that. Yeah. I mean, I think I'd be happy with five. I believe it's $430 a night on stay on that hotel. Does that get you into the parks?

That does not get you into the park. Does that get you food? That does not get you food. But it gets your wristband that is connected to your credit card. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So I have to do it.

Boop. Yeah. You poop. And I do the download of the podcast with my wristband. Yeah. Boop. And we're good. Yeah.

I like that. We got to figure out a way to tie that in with Disney. Well, we learned yesterday that you already are in Lowe's, right? No, Home Depot. Home Depot. Oh, man. No, we're an exclusive deal with Home Depot. Yeah, Home Depot on the back left and the industrial.

Lumber and chewing the fat. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So now we have to work our deal with Disney. Yes. You might need you. There's a ghost town in Star Wars now. According to Disney, right, times are tough.

People aren't showing up and he's blaming it. Bob's blaming it on Star Wars. The people that are ramming Star Wars down. because they're opening Galaxy's Edge in Orlando end of this month. Do you think they'll do it? Oh, you think that now they won't? No, they have to. I think they'll use it as an excuse.

Wait for it. He says it's a ghost town. Now, I will say, if they're behind schedule, they'll use it as an excuse. Not to open it. They don't have to, now they don't have to come out and say, we're behind schedule. We can't open at the end of August. They can come out and say, we're rethinking a plan. We're rethinking a plan.

We're rethinking a plan. We're still going to do it. But we're going to try to do something different because there's a ghost on an Anaham. No one wants to come to Star Wars. And we got the story of people stealing all the stuff, right? I know. It's just going to say that. I was like, weren't they during the test trials?

Yes. People stole like the cans, the IP cards. Those are just for show for the, oh yeah, okay, no problem. Deep pocket. Swap. Swiper, no swiping. Sir. Sir.

So Florida's got a problem. They have a problem with seaweed. Seweed is attacking the beaches. Now this is, this story is talking about Naples, which is, you know, southwest coast,

southern west coast of Florida. And they're talking about people were on vacation. This went down to the beach, the Ayers family. And then there it was. was beds of smelly rotting seaweed or washing up on the shore brown carpets twisting and tangling around the ankles of beach visitors and keeping a lot of us at bay and one person from uh Dallas

Texas said uh it's terrible but uh it's nature don't worry about it's Texas eh fine it's not as hot here as it is in Texas anyway so whatever to see when's fine so I love the the the talk of it, the tourism industry, which is, I don't know, what do they rely on in Florida? What do they rely on in Florida? Disney? What do they rely on? Nope.

No, they rely on. The hotel business? They do, they do rely on the hotel business, but people come to the hotel so that they could go to the beach. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the algae apparently is not toxic to humans, at least from the seaweed, but there's other red tide.

issues going on along the West Coast from time and time. But we're not talking about that now, are we? No, silly, we're talking about the seaweed. So they're saying that 16 million tourists visit each year. I don't know that that's all to Naples. Naples would be quite a full town. I think we're discussing the entire board. It will capsize, right?

Yeah, Naples would capsize. So they're talking about $30 billion worth the tourism money. All right, so the tourism officials are wondering, this is what this is quoted in the story, They're wondering, will tourists still come if they can't visit the beaches? Let me answer that for you. No, they will not. Okay?

So the challenge is how they're going to deal with it. I believe that we have a new business, Chris Cruz. You and me, man. I'm in. I'm telling you, man. This is the deal. All right. County officials in Miami-Dade County.

Okay. On the other side of the state. So we go anyway. up and down. That's what I said. Miami's beautiful. They pay for beach cleanup. Those costs $35 to $45 million a year.

To clean up a year. I don't know if you know this, but you can go to jeffy-cruise seaweed cleanup. Yeah. And we will. we'll clean it up for 20 million. Shoot, no problem. 10 million.

No, no, no, no. Don't undercut us. 10 million. Actually, what is your lowest bet? We'll do it for cheaper. Yes, because we really don't have to do it cheaper.

No, no. The way the government, all you do is you, yep. Just got to get the contract. Yes. Just got to get the contract. Once you get to get the contract,

this is what you go. Oh, so it looks like we underestimate it. Yeah. And we can do it. We can do it. We can still do it. But if we want to do the whole beach.

Had some weather delays. Yes. We've had some other over. I would dispatch. And by the way, I got to get this machine. It's in the other side. It's in Naples. We've had some cost overruns.

So it looks like now we're going to do 35 million. I know I quoted you a 10 million, but, you know, we already got the contract. The 10 million was for the seaweed. And now we're stuck with also, we didn't realize there was going to be that much trash and that many insects to deal with with the trapping of the seaweed. We have to accommodate for that. There's been some cost overruns.

I'm sorry. It's just the way it is. And they'll pay you. Oh, absolutely. You already have the contract. Do you really think those civil servants are going to go and back and do another job posting,

do another contract, get it approved by the lawyers, get approved by the city council? You know what? Fisher, I mean, Jeffrey Cruz, Seweed Collection, dot com. It's fine.

Whatever. Just get it fixed. We got $30 billion that are coming here. That's fine. $30 million. Fine. Just get it cleaned up. Do a couple of interviews on TV.

We're getting it cleaned up. You can see here the difference. What a great difference for all the tourists? What about the other sides? Look at the other side over here. Oh, man. Look at how nasty that isn't. I know you can't smell it on TV, but the smell is quite pungent.

So, you know, we want to get this cleaned up as soon as we can. And that's why, I mean, that's why you got us, Jeffey Chris Cruz Seweedcleanup.com That's why you hired us to do it and we're here to do a job. You got to let us do it.

A million dollar idea. Multi-million dollar idea. All right, I've got another idea that's going to make us some money. I'm trying to help you out here. This is, you know, this is trying to help you out. I'm an idea, man. And so in New Jersey,

a beach town is renting hawks, falcons, and owls for, I don't know, about $65,000. $65,000. I don't even know how long they're going to be there. It's for like a weekend. They want to get rid of the seagulls. So they brought in, they brought in these other big birds,

and you've got to bring the trainers in. They bring up to fly above the boardwalks to get rid of the seagulls, because the seagulls are like, oh, hey. A bigger bird. What's going on up there? There's not supposed to be shadows on top of me. I'm going to go over here.

There's a hawk in my neighborhood. There's one little bird in my neighborhood kicks the crap out of that hawk, man. Not really. The hawk will land on the fence. And that little bird starts. A fat hawk. He comes down and just, he wants to stay. He comes over to my yard and have a cigarette.

He gets a little tired. Because if you look at the hawk, at his territory. Like he knows he can come to my yard. And he can have a smoke and he just hangs out. But the little bird, well, he's there. He's just trying to relax, have a cigarette, hang out before he has to go up and fly around,

get rid of some seagulls. The little bird dive bombs him. The whole time, like get rid of, get out of the yard, get out of the yard. My yard. I just realized that maybe the little bird is one of those anti-smoking birds. So he's bugging him because you got to smocking,

quit smoking, I'm sure that might be what it is. That hawk one time, there was a dead dove in the yard and the hawk was you know he's eating it's what they do and so he you know he came down oh i gotta eat this up so he has a cigarette then he's gonna start eating the dove a little a little dive bird anti-smoking bird starts flying it out of it i mean to tell you if i was that hawk i wanted that hawk to just chomp him out of the ear because all the hawk did was hurry up and get the feathers off the dove and then take the meat away because he wasn't taking him.

He was like, I'm not carrying this whole thing around with me. The yard was just full of feathers because the hawk just picked the feathers dry and then took the meat. But the whole time that little bird was lined up. So I don't know what these birds are going to do in Jersey, but apparently they scare away the seagulls. The seagulls are nasty. They're like sky rats, man. Those are pigeons. No, no.

Sky rats are seagulls, man. They attack you. They eat anything. They go anywhere. They'll dive bomb you. Those boardwalks, if you're on a boardwalk, You got food in your hand? The sea gulls will come and take it.

You go to the beaches in Florida. I mean, this is Jersey, but the beach in Florida. They just walk up to you. I'll tell you what, I'm going to stand here for just a second, and you're going to throw something on the ground for me to eat, or I'm going to poke your eyes out. You decide. So, I mean, now they can look up to the sky and go,

uh-oh. Hi, would you drop your ice cream cone on the ground for me, please? I have to fly away soon now because the hawk is going to dive by me and kill me. So we can get hawks We can get the hawks We can get the owls To the boardwalk Cheaper than 65 grand

So what you need to do is go to Jeffrey Chris Bird Protectors Bird Protectors Overboardwalks.com All right well this is really fat pile Friday So I should Start maybe plowing through a little bit of the fat pile We had a huge fat pile this week

Let's You know man pulls gun on late arriving furniture delivery crew. Do you blame him? Who hasn't wanted to do that? Do you blame him? No, I do not. Although I read the story and you think,

well, he probably could have done it different, but he's a foreigner man pulled out a gun on a late arriving furniture delivery team. And he says to him, I shot people for less. Do you want to miss me that guy? Do you believe him? Yes. Just because he has a weapon in his hand?

Yes. So apparently, you know, they called him, let him know they were on their way. When they arrived at his home, he was upset because it took them so long to arrive. Yes, we've all been there. We've all been there.

So they unloaded the furniture and he said then the old man pointed the gun at them. He hasn't shot yet. Oh, not yet. Okay, sorry. And so they said the men tried to de-escalate the situation, told them how to, you know, he can file a complaint

if you want. And he apparently didn't want to file a complaint. What? I know. I know. Shocking. Shocker. So they arrested him for aggravated assault.

What? I got to say with the cops on this one. That was really aggravated. He took out a gun, pointed it at them. He doesn't say they pointed it. Hold on. He pulled a gun. That's how to shot people for less.

That's, I agree. Charged with two counts of aggravated assault. Delivery, the delivery team called the sheriff's office. You a bunch of wusses. Can't even you're delivering furniture You should be ready You should tell me that train

That's not going with that Nice gun That would dis-escalated quickly Right Yeah Nice gun And the furniture was already unloaded We know you're upset

We know you're upset for us being late Sorry Didn't mean it By the way That four-hour window sucks And those windows are like Very not Effective

Because we'll be there between 8 and 4 or four and six. What? Thank you. Appreciate it. Can you give me more? We'll call you 40 minutes before

William Rout. I thought you said you're going to call me. Why you have my door? It's 11 o'clock at night. I know. We got running late. Sorry. That guy pulled the gun on us.

Yeah, we were late. Imagine the people that got to get the delivery after him. That's super late. Yeah. Oof. So a Florida student contracts flesh eating bacteria on spring break.

Another one. Amazing. Now, again, though, he was swimming. He said he scraped his calf on a nail while he was on the dock. I would say if you find yourself with a scraped calf, you may not want to jump back in the water. Even if you're a drunk college student. Looks like our business just went up from $35 million to $60 million. Right.

We have to call an infectionist. Thank you. Yeah. Test everything out. CDC. Look, we could do that for you, but it's going to. could have cost you more money. In fact, you probably need it to happen.

You don't want it not to happen. If you haven't... Thank you. Yeah, you don't want to know that. Thank you. I mean, do I want to charge you more money? No. Absolutely not.

But do you want to get this cleaned up and have people without bacterias? I think the answer to that is yes. So let's get this done. I'm missing Texas mom. Missing Texas mom. I've been missing for more than two weeks. I think we can say mom is. gone. Okay, she disappeared. She, uh, she vanished just before she was supposed to appear in court.

What? What? Is this another tune to fat theory coming in a life? So she goes to a concert and then she, uh, bubbly, bubbly. Uh, she said, I'm going to a concert. Have a nice day. She even, uh, she even sent, I think she sent a text to. Yeah, she did. She sends a text and then, uh, Bye-bye. Don't she have like 66 counts? Don't bog me down with, don't bog it down with facts. Don't she have like 60.

66 charges of credit card abuse and an accusation of criminal mischief. Is she also the most wanted in the state? In Texas, she was out of the list, yeah, but that was, you know what I mean. Come on. It's only in Texas. You're in the most wanted list for Texas. Look, and she could be, there's something bad could have happened. She could be in danger.

No, that's fine. That's fine. But 66 counts, most wanted in Texas at one point, and you become missing after going to a concert. Something horrible could have happened after that concert. I agree. Something horrible could have happened. Or perhaps she made herself disappear.

And not in the way that you're, you know, you're bewitched. Oh, no? No. Like I would say that, you know, it's possible. You know what comes to mind? beautiful Puerto Vallarta Mexico comes to mind. I don't know why?

Yeah, why does that come to do that? I don't know because I'm thinking about game shows and everybody on a game show wins fabulous stay in Portoviarta Mexico. Everybody loves Puerto Vallarta. Why? I don't know. That's because they give out free stuff

for the game shows. Consolation Prize. You think it would be Cancun or something? Today's consolation prizes. Beautiful Portovioura Mexico. What did you say like that? That's what they,

I love game shows, man. Oh, me too. I would love to be the announcer for the game shows, man. Press your luck is pretty good. And if you need a consolation prize, you're going to beautiful Portovi Arta, Mexico. After you pay airfare and $2,000. Don't bog us down with facts.

Thanks for playing. Get out. Oh, we might as well, you know, head to the break room and drink a little, little Coca-Cola zero sugar. So good. We got, as long as we're in the break where we did get an update about Barbara Walters. Apparently, according to this story now, I don't know it to be true, but her, no, don't, don't laugh.

Why are you laughing? You don't even know. Is this another mother Stewart snoop talks or an Anthony Wiener with Mrs. Wiener? No. Okay, then. I feel like it is. It's not. I feel like it's one of those.

Barbara Walters has been caught with. With who? With who? Come on. Spit it out. I sure this is not one of those, you know, websites that makes you click until the fifth photo will show you. Well, first of all,

it's never the fifth photo. Let's back up for just a second. I now have a rule for those. I know you've talked about it. I know a rule for those because they get hooked in. I'm hooked in. Oh, yeah. They work.

Yeah, they work. Yeah. But I have a rule that if. the picture I want to see that got me hooked into... Clicking on the slideshow. You've hooked me. Yeah. If it's not there by 10 or 11, I'm gone.

And most of them are not. Most of them, you've got to go deep. And at one time, it wasn't ever out there and I had to go like hundreds. Yeah. I was so pissed. I got, I stuck with it. Well, you have to. At that point, you have to.

When I was like 50 and I'm like, I'm not stopping. I know. That's what I'm saying. You have to. You can't stop. I am not stopping. And then I went back and counted. how many I was in.

It's because I was so mad. I'm not stopping. I want to know. The picture I want, I'm getting to, I don't even remember what picture it was now. It was of some.

It's an actress. Yeah, some actress. I mean, those are the only ones that get me hooked. But the, I was so bad.

I was like 50. And you're kidding me. You get me in with this and then it's not there? At least give me what I'm looking for. Yes. I'm okay with maybe. 50?

No? Yes. No? I know you. 50. No, 20. 20? Yeah, 20.

Those are quick clicks. 50? No, they are not. Sometimes it takes a while to get that next to work because they're loading. Well, I fix your computer today, so you won't have that problem anymore. That's a different one. Oh. Oh, okay.

Oh, yeah. No. I don't look at, I want you to look at that one. Anyway, this is a sad news about Robert Walters. Don't be making fun. Barbara Walters, man. You think I'm coming up with some story about Barbara Walters having an affair with the Rock or something, you know.

Dwayne Johnson? Just know you heard it here first. No, no. Oh, that was that it? She's 89. What is she going to be 90? Barbara Walters. She's only 89.

She's had a heck of a life, man. Barbara Walters. We've got to look, we've got to find out when she, she's this story says she's 80. 90 in September 25th. Wow, so close. So she's almost 90. She's had a heck of a life.

Oh, yeah. Everybody knows who ever wants to be her. Yeah, she's had a heck of a life. So she apparently is really suffering with dementia, though. And I've been serious about what I told you. It was a sad story. Yeah, I can see that though. But apparently she's been,

not a lot of people who've seen her and her health has started to deteriorate. And so, you know, if you like Barbara Walters, you know, at least have good thoughts and prayers for her. Because, you know, that's one thing I don't recommend for anyone is having that dementia issue. If in the future at some point,

you see me wandering around the street with a hospital robe on my butt hanging out and I don't know where I'm at. And you go, isn't that, isn't that Jeffie? No. No, it's not. And all I ask is, please, please. That's all I ask.

Well, first take a picture. And hashtag it. Of course, Instagram. Yeah, I want it. Because that's the question. Yes. You question it. You snap the shot.

Is it that, Jeffie? Hashtag, time to shoot. Dead. Hashtag dead. I like that. Isn't that because if I'm wandering, walk on the street, not know where I'm at.

in a hospital gown, my butt's hanging out. I seriously, make it stop. Make it stop. All right, so this story I want to like because it's a feel-good kind of story, but I think it's really someone being, I think it's like the Amazon story with the dirt. I think someone was going to do something bad

and then they almost got caught so they didn't. So a guy throws a shoebox into his resell. recycling bin that has $23,000 in it. Okay. He doesn't realize it. All right. So it gets picked up. And after they pick it up, he realizes, oh, crap.

I put that shoebox with $23,000 in it. First, you deserve to lose it if you do that. Absolutely. But I digress. So he calls the recycling company and says, hey, I left a two box of $23,000 in the recycling bin. and could you guys look for it, please? And unfortunately, the truck had already been emptied. Oh, wow.

They're already going through it, right? So the guy says, I'll tell the guys, but, you know, good luck. It's probably already gone, right? It's already down the line. So he tells the guys, and the guys are like, oh. So they said, yeah, we got it. We found it. Good.

I know, congratulations. Look, it's minus $320. one of my car payments because I had found the box earlier and put it down underneath the conveyor belt. No, this is just me talking now. This is what I think happened.

Yeah, they knew it was they found the 23,000 grand. They were happy with it. Right? I found 23 grand. That's a good day. And then, so they got to hope to make it through the day

without somebody realizing it, right? So when the guy called, he's like, oh, crap. I got to give it back. I'm still getting a car payment out of this, damn it. I'm taking 320. I only, if I didn't find the whole

23,000, it was minus 320. There you go. I mean, that's me. I think that's what happened. Okay, so there's a lot of playing stories in the Fat Pile Friday today. So I feel like, you know, it's Fat Pile Friday. We might as well go to Fisher Air, right?

Hello. Hello. Thank you for flying Fisher Air. Do not worry about the bat flying around in your airplane today. Don't think that this is not Spirit Airlines. This is Fisher Airlines. Just because Spirit Airlines

had a bat flying around the cabin before the takeoff, don't worry about it. It's fine. How'd you feel about that? Huh? Seriously. No, thank you.

No, thank you. I know we had the old little snakes on a plane thing, but seriously, bats on a plane? Do, thank you. Oh, did you see that snake that was in the plane? gas pump? Hold. We didn't have snakes in the gas pump here at Fisher Air either. No, I would not be pumping

gas all that pump for sure. We don't know. We might have snakes in the gas snake here on the plane here. If this is Spirit Airlines, we may. Oh, don't know. Spirited. Oh, okay. Also, I'm not drunk, like the two pilots in Scotland, the men, 45 and 61. They walked up to the flight. They were getting ready to take off. We need a breath test. You breath test the pilots? What? They shouldn't have done that because they were drunk. I need to take the files on that flight, man, because we're sorry passengers were enough to cancel this flight.

Your pilots were drunk, and we don't know what to do. We don't have any more pilots to fly, so you're stuck in Glasgow until we could get another pilot to fly you out of here. I mean, how bad would that stick? the bottom of the story it talks about two other United Airlines pilots who are jailed in 2017 for preaching the drink fly limits in Glasgow. They're going to get 10 months in prison and 15 months in prison. All right? I mean, I don't even know. Thank you. Thank you. I don't even know I'll be able to fly again after this.

I wasn't flying. I was just walking up to the plane, but apparently that's the same thing. Maybe the judge will give me a little break. You know, yeah, okay, share. Here I would have flown if I had gotten into the cockpit, but they wouldn't let me into the cockpit, so I didn't fly. I was, so people were fine. So I'm saying.

And I know we only have so much time left in the broadcast today, and I don't have the clock started, so we're going to try to get you out of here on time today. We've got a silver pilot. Also, EasyJet, this is not EasyJet, this is Fisher Airlines. You will have a back on all your seats, okay? Fisher Airline provides backs on all airline seats for our passengers. Apparently EasyJet does not.

Actually, that story is misleading because they show people sitting in the seats without the back on them, but that was prior to them taking off. And the airline said, yeah, there were seats that were being taken care of. The backs were off. Once we got everybody on the plane, we moved those people to seats that had backs. Nobody sat in the seats that didn't have backs. If you were in a row and, say, two backs were gone and your seat had a back on it, and the first thought is, ooh, I wonder if my back's okay.

And second thought is, nice. Nobody else is going to be sitting next to me. And I can spread out, right? And then the third thought is, wait. Is this like a cheaper ticket? If I, excuse me, if I fly on a sea without a pack, do I get a cheaper ticket? Is it cheaper than spirit? Because, I mean, I'm willing to do that.

People will be willing to do that. That's the problem. Because I am not willing to do it. As a pilot of Fisher Air, I am not willing to do that. And we hope also today not to crash land in Denmark like pinks. Pick's plane. It's not even Pink's crew.

She doesn't, she doesn't even, remember Pink doesn't fly with her crew, okay? We're sorry about, we're sorry about crash landing the plane

here to Danny Shoreport with Pink's crew, but Pink is fine because Pink doesn't fly with us. Okay? So, let's be clear about that. Thank you for flying Fisher Air today. Appreciate it.

Appreciate it. Oh, really? Thank you for flying Fisher Air. that and thank you for listening to chewing the fat remember if you haven't subscribed to chewing the fat what the heck are you doing okay subscribe