Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 172 | Chewing With Tumblr | Guest: Ex-Con David J. Casey

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

On today's show Jeffy talks about the feeling of something is coming. If you buy Dole Baby Spinach you might want to check for salmonella. Tumblr is for sale and Jeffy is REALLY interested then ex-con David J. Casey joins to discuss federal prison procedures.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I mean, this is chewing the fat, so we're going to start with good news. I think that's my new motto. Start with good news, all right? I think that was sure, sure, let's go with that. Yep, let's go with that. Olive Gardens famed Unlimited Pasta Pass. Here we go. Coming back.

Oh, yeah, but it's all like a lottery. The never-ending pasta pass goes on sale Thursday, August 15, 2019. at 2 p.m. But this year they're even picking it up a notch. Okay, so you get the traditional pasta pass for $100. Now, they're giving out, I think, 24,000 of those. And I remember trying last time, uh-uh, not a chance. I mean, you gotta be, you gotta be.

I believe the only one that got it last time was Michael Pelka. He did? I hate him for that. I mean, I can hate him for other stuff too, but I hate him for that even more. I believe he was the only one because we all tried at the same time. it was Michael Parker, the only one that could get him. Okay, well, good for him. Not really, but good for him.

However, this year, now once you get, if you get that, if you're lucky enough to get the $100 pass, they're going to, they put those people into a lottery. Oh, here we go. And they're going to send you an email that says, hey, you've been picked. And if you want to spend $500, another $400, you get a lifetime pasta pass.

Are you kidding me? The answer to that email is, yes. I mean, I see you reaching for the button. I don't know what do you... I keep waiting for the sounder and it's not there. Oh, no, I thought it was going to be the alert. The grain. Tadda!

Tadda! Pasta bass alert. If I win it on the TV. I want the Olive Garden pass so bad. Now, they say you can't. It's not to go. You got to eat it in the store. all right

sit down take the order oh you know what I got to go let's put in the container and take it home I've already worked my sir I'm out

I gotta go I gotta go sorry thanks a lot taking this bread too okay and I'm taking this salad too that is not the baby spinach we have a recall alert

da da uh thank you thank you I'm telling you Something is happening. I'm looking at you too. The cameras are on today.

They're rolling. I'm just looking right at them. Something is happening. We're creating an audience of not scaring it, but like, waiting for something to happen. Well, they are. Something is happening. Everything that they will see, because I become this person now, every recall, every disease, every CDC call. Yes.

The end is here and we must fight. I've got all kinds of stories today about something is coming. All right. I mean, I realize some of this stuff is already here, but something is coming. Now, this recall is the baby spinach recall. Not the baby food spinach, not the baby food, but the baby spinach. The dull fresh vegetables incorporated. This is a voluntary recall over the possible salmobile.

vanilla contamination. Now, the company announced a recall. It's a limited number of cases of baby spinach. Specifically, it's calling back its six ounce bag. Oh, that's a big bag. That's usually the size I buy. I'm sorry? Of the dull baby spinach.

You buy baby spinach from a doll? That's usually the bag I buy, yeah. The dull six ounce bag. When you buy salads at the store, you go to the store and you buy the pre-made bags of salad. Yeah, yeah, that would cut up in a bag. I trust Dole. I trust the dole name. You trust the dole.

So when you go to Walmart, you look for the dole bag. The doll bag. You, Jeff Fisher, is looking for the doll bag of salad. Correct. That includes baby spinach. Correct. A good spot. Yeah.

That's what I said. You Jeff Fisher. That's what I said. I trust the dole label. And that's the only one you trust because. I stopped doing the store label brands and stuff. I was just, you know. What are the brands name?

The store label brands. Yeah. Like, give me one. You say, you said, You said Dole is number one. Not Dole is the one. Okay. Dole is number one.

And you- Dole, I trust the Dole label. Yeah, but like, what made you trust that one over, like what brand? I don't know. I just did. I just trust the Dole, the Dole brand.

They're a trusting brand. You okay? A trusting brand. Okay. Is that their motto? It should be. It should be. I'll tell you that.

You're welcome. You're welcome, Dole, by the way. I don't think after this 10th state recall, I don't think you can put that in your website. Well, they're doing it voluntarily. Of course, they still keep the trust. This isn't somebody putting the hammer down. They realize they could have a problem and they're taking care of it.

So if you have a lot code, W20308A. Oh, the UPC code. Or no, that's the lot code. Oh, the lot code. That's the one that is embedded with the expression. If you have the UPC code, of course, is 0-71430-00964-2. And that's where the black and white lights, right? The lines?

That's correct. That's the number of those lines. Okay. And the 10 ounce dole baby spinach, which are. Oh, so now the 10 ounce and the 6? They say it's only the 6 ounce, but then they're down at the bottom. They say they throw the 10 inch in. They're being extra safe.

Extra safe. You know what? They're being extra trustworthy. Yep. The dull baby spinach clamshell, lot code W2030303010. UPC code is 0-711. 1430-00-06-8, both with used-by dates of 8-5-2019.

Oh, my, we're way past that. Holy cow, if those are still on the show, shut down this restaurant. Why is, well, I hope the restaurants, shut down the grocery stores. Shut up down. No kidding. Wow.

But the grocery stores may have not rotated. You know, sometimes you get a bad produce guy. How do you know this? I just, you know, off the top of my head. Oh, okay. They don't rotate their things? I used to work in a grocery store. I didn't know that.

At one point, I was a produce manager. And a produce clerk. Did you rotate? I did. As a manager. As a clerk, uh, clerk,

sometimes you're in a hurry. You just want to make the rack look good and get those bags of spinach filled up. You're not so concerned about the ones in the back. Anyway, that, I would, I mean, some people would do that.

Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Tennessee, Virginia, Wisconsin. Wow. I mean, no illnesses have been reported at this time, but... It's a lot of states.

Dole is being extra trustworthy. So if you're like me, you can still trust the dole. Even though they put that recall out. They're doing that out of an abundance of safety. Okay, just go to the next story. Just go to the next story. Why do you? Why?

Why? Okay, so this story has me fascinated. I love it. I love this story. And I don't figure out why except that I like it because it's such a weird story. For the second time, within the past year, residents in Glenn Allen, Virginia have woke up and they find old TVs sitting in their front porch. Come on, man. Santa came to town.

Now, this time around, homeowners, of course, are like Chris Cruz, who have their, you know, their ring cameras. Their doorbell cameras, their house cameras from a ring or Simply Safe. Well, but I like SimpleSafe. Yeah, thank you. Simply Safe is obviously the. Absolutely, yeah. So it turns out they were dropped off by people, not just one man. okay i know some some reports have said it was one man but according to the simply safe tape

roll the tip uh it looks like it's different people uh they come up and they set the bulky TVs on the front porch what makes it special though is that the people who are dropping off the TVs have a suit on and also have a TV as a helmet so you can't see who it is come on man it's a TV head guy. Yes. That is fantastic. Now, the police are kind of guessing that it might be a senior prank. It might be a high school, college thing. They better back off. Why? The police better back off. I know. Okay, so now it says here at the by, I agree with that. You and I haven't even actually talked about this and I'm with you on this because now they said they've collected all the TVs. Yep. If one of those TVs came into my house, that's mine. It's not my front porch. It's not my front

you're not taking it. Even though it's a 13-inch old tube-style TV, I am keeping that TV. I'm going to put it with the others I have in my garage. Yes, because, you know, the, as I quote from Brooks Banks, you know, Jim Brooks Bank, he says he wants to be known as the TV Santa Claus. Oh, see? So that's the guy that's doing it? No, this is a homeowner. Okay. Now, he's thinking that this person wants to be the TV Santa Claus. Yeah, okay. But see, here's the deal. deal. Now they're saying that these people or person, person or persons doing this, could be charged. Nope, absolutely not. How can you charge someone? Leave them alone. They can be charged with literally on private property. Unbelievable. Or illegal dumping. They're not dumping. It's a gift.

You're dropping it out with the front porch. It's a gift. You're going to give Santa Claus a ticket. You're going to charge Santa Claus. I think not, my friends. For example, Michael Crowe, one other homeowner said, I thought my son brought it from home. Did you take some interviews with Glen Ellen, Virginia? I went to Herrick County, Virginia. I talked to Michael Crowe, and he told me that I thought my son brought it home, but apparently he did not.

They had way too much time on their hands if they had all these TV spread mobile over the neighborhood. According to Michael, you know, Crowe, it's been about 50 homes that have been left with a 13 inch. Where are they coming up with all these old TVs? I know. What Radio Shack just closed down and they just put the TV to back. I mean, there's got to be some of the pawn shop closed or said, you know, grandpa died and had a fix-it shop out back that had all these TVs in it.

I mean, you just don't come up with those TVs in today's world. Yeah, Crow also said that it could be some college students who are just bored. And you know what? If it is those college students, leave them alone because, you know, I also talk to Jim. and he says it's summer, people are ready to go back to school. Maybe TV man, aka TV Santa Claus, is just ready to strike and put a little humor in our lives. There you go. Thank you. Did you interview anyone else?

I did interview the one police officer. He says at most it seems to be more of an inconvenient to the community. And as soon as he said that, I punch him in the throat and said, shut up. Chris Cruz is reporting in Glen Ellen, Virginia. Good night. Back to you. Something is going on. How many times have we said it?

We teased it earlier. I'm telling you something is going on. Let's just... Thank you. Thank you. Listen, you can disregard the sounders all you want. But I just want to say this is a phrase that... You know, it's been...

I've used over and over again over the years. This was a phrase that my first wife used to say. you're going to be laughing out of the other side of your face. I don't know where she got that from, but her line was always they're going to be laughing out of the other side of their face. So if you disregard the sounders, you're going to be laughing on the other side of your face.

Okay. Three dogs. Three dogs, this is just one particular story. There's been dogs, multiple dogs, more than three dogs dying. But this story talks about three dogs dying from the toxic algae after swimming in a North Carolina pond. Now, okay, they go swimming in the North Carolina pond. And we,

it's, I'm not laughing because it's a sad story. Thank you. I can't do this. Stop to me. I can't read you what happened to the dogs. Just know that they died. It's not like Casey Kaysome right now. I don't know why they do this to me.

All the time The freaking dog dying So within 15 minutes of the pond The little white terrier began to seize So she didn't do that The thing is Is Melissa Martin and Denise Smith did not do that It may have been better for the dogs

Had they went Ooh They just came out of a body of water And they're starting to Roll around and seize Right? Thank you. Thank you.

Dean said the dogs are safe and walking dead? Yeah. I mean, they were able to eat the dogs and dead. So, I mean, now they've evolved now. We're doomed. We're doomed because I used to be able to, you know, at least eat the dogs. Now.

Are Twinkies still okay? Always. Always, man. So now we've got lakes across the U.S. reporting this blue-green algae, which sometimes is invisible and deadly if ingested. So when you jump in water, you always take water in your mouth. Oh, you close your mouth. No, you always take water in your mouth.

You don't. You always when you swim, swallow water. I've never, yes, you have. And I've never drank out of the water. You can't do always. That is not true. Yes, it is true. Fake news.

It is not fake news. It's impossible to take a shower. It's impossible to go swimming without drinking some of the water. It's impossible. You cannot do it. Maybe if you close your mouth. Have you ever tried that? Have you tried showering or jumping to any body of water with your mouth close?

You just can't do. It's impossible. It's impossible. I'm just going to drop. So water at North Carolina, Texas, Florida, Georgia, even as far north as Maine, have reports of poisonous algae. I mean, I don't even know why we try anymore. I don't even know why we try. Try what?

To survive. Because we're doomed? It's over. You've given up. August 13, you've given up. 2019, I've given up. You've given up. You just call it quits because different body wars.

So are you saying that you were such a fan of beaches, pond, lakes? Yes. That you just give up. Yes. Nothing secret anymore. The beaches, people are getting fleshy. eating bacteria.

Dogs are seasoned up. Can be a Trump supporter. You could get a punch in the face. Right. So what else? I can't eat my baby spinach salad. Oh, gosh. I like to have the baby spinach on stuff.

Yeah, yeah. Jeff Fisher likes to mix it in. Sprinkle. Yeah, the baby spinach has stuff. So good. Oh, so good. Guys, I don't like boozy sauce on his food. And now, baby spinach is not boozy spice.

Yes, it is. Yeah. How about you just have normal spinach? And now, parts of Colorado are about to be overrun by thousands of Oklahoma brown tarantulas looking. You jumped the sounder for a little bit. Hold on. How much more?

That's a big mouthful. Okay, I'm sorry. Do it again. Three, two, one. And now parts of Colorado are about to be overrun by thousands of Oklahoma brown tarantulas looking for mates. I hope you don't look like a tarantula mate. I don't know what a tarantula mate looks like.

Well, I'm just saying I hope you don't look like one. Hey, nobody got time for that? Except for the tarantulas. The tarantulas have time for that. And they are coming for you. Holy cow. How would you like to see that? How would you like to see that?

The migrating? Yes. Awesome. Does it? Does it look awesome? Is that what it does? Is that what it looks like? I think that's a Keith story because I heard that he loves spiders.

I would be willing to send Keith to report on the story. You should. I'm a fan of that. And you should actually, tomorrow since you're going to be on chewing the fat with him, you should have the video of the creepy crawlers just crawling to color out. I don't know if they aired that on Pat show. I mean, but yes, we should. Let me put this off to the side.

Chewing the fat tomorrow on Pat Gray on Leashed, we'll be showing tarantula videos, which I'm a fan of. Now, there is some good news. I don't want to, you know, gosh, darn it. I don't want to bring you out just horrible news. So, no, this is good news. This is good news. Thank you for coming tonight.

Appreciate it. Good to see you. Two for one drinks. I love the sappy. Two for one drinks until nine. Tell Maria, your main waitress out there. You love what she's doing for you. I don't know. I just want to give you a little good news as we start the weekend out here at the cabana.

A new Ebola drug trial. those two strong performers that might not be a complete cure, but if you've got Ebola, gosh darn it, we might have the cure for you. Thanks for coming. Thank you. Don't forget. Those two-for-one drinks are only until 9 p.m.

Thank you. So the Who, not the band, but the... Not the Who from Whoville? Yeah, no. This is the World Health Organization. First every multi-drug randomized control trial. I mean, oh, good luck. Maybe we got, maybe we found some Ebola help for people.

So there's no need for those TSA screeners that, you know, DFW was looking for? I don't think we're there yet. I think we need the screeners still. Oh, we still need the screeners. But actually, well, according to them, according to me, I say we get rid of all the screeners. Even to include the ones that yell at you. All the screeners. Have a nice.

day. Okay. We're done. One last warning before we head to the break room. As we're walking over to the break room, as we're walking over to the break room, I'll tell you, you know, don't forget to subscribe to chewing the fat. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors.

You know what, even if you don't like them, tell them anyway. Like when you see them in the yard, wave to them and say, hey, how you doing? Subscribe to chewing the fat. I'm getting your car and drive away. That's all you got to do. You say subscribe to what? Well, if you do that every day, they'll finally catch it. They'll finally get, dude, you keep telling me to do something. What do you keep telling me to do?

Well, first of all, I'm telling you to stick the fence that you're pissed up, up your rear end. And then I'm telling you to subscribe to chewing the fat, okay? So thanks for being my neighbor. But I'm also going to tell you, as long as we're here, as long as we're hanging over the fats here. You know, we're chatting this morning on my way. I'm already going to be late to work. I might as well chat with you for a little bit. I want to tell you that the federal regulators, the federal federal regulators have issued a warning

for you. Okay? I'm just telling you this because we're neighbors. All right? I want you to know that drinking bleach is not going to cure cancer

or autism. That's not funny, man. People were doing this people were doing this to try to, you know, save themselves.

So apparently, chlorine dioxide solution that's promoted as a remedy for autism and AIDS and cancer and other conditions. It's the miracle mineral solution. No. Ouch. Right? Right? You start brushing things with bleach, man.

That is not good. That is not good. But this does come from the same people who were, you know, down in bath, salt. and drinking Tide Pod, so have fun. All right, well, you know, head to the break room and drink a little Coca-Cola Zero Sugar. A new white. Oh, my gosh.

It's so good. Oh, my gosh, look who's in the break room. David J. Casey. Now, David, for those of you that don't know who David is, David spent 24-plus years of his life in prison. has a remarkable life, a remarkable story about how he spent what caused him to spend those years in prison and also his path to redemption. But I really wanted to talk to him about the Jeffrey Epstein case.

Now, we've, you know, factually, we joked around a lot about conspiracies, but we're hearing that there were screams and hollering in the cell and they took away the suicide watch and the cameras weren't in the cell. They were at the, I don't know where the cameras were. The cameras were looking at the garage door out back. I don't know. But David has spent some time in federal penitentiaries. Isn't that correct, David?

Yeah. How are you doing? Thanks for having me on. Absolutely. So have you ever spent any time at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Lower Manhattan? No, not that particular center. It is a detention center for people that are, you know, going through the federal court system. It's similar to what we use in the state system as a county jail for holding people while they're going to trial.

So the federal Bureau of Prisons and the Department of Justice uses these metropolitan detention centers. I've been in two of them. I've been in one in Michigan at FCI, Myelin, and I've been in one in Sigerville, in the Dallas area at FCI Seagoville. Okay. So I have some familiarity with them and they all basically are operating

on the same Bureau of Prison policies. And by that, you know, we heard, we've heard that, you know, the guards were working overtime, overworked, he had been taken off of suicide watch. He was supposed to have been, are all the people, I'm guessing now, if you're in that facility, you're supposed to be, you know, technically looked on every 30 minutes.

Is that right? They are, they are, depending on what section you're in. Okay, right, okay. Different levels of security. So they have requirements about making rounds. But, you know, this statement about these guards being overworked, they're setting at a desk. They're not digging ditches with shovels. They're not out working in the sun.

You know, Dave, you know how tiring that could be. You know how tiring that can be just sitting there. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah, playing blackjack and I was there on a computer. A difficult day. Yeah, so I don't really know what happened with Jeffrey Epstein, but the possibility for him to be able to take his own life is possible. The possibility for something to have happened to him, Jeffrey, I find it highly unlike. that they could do some type of conspiracy like this to keep it quiet.

There's too many people involved. Yes. Because you're talking, someone coming into the facility, going on multiple floors, going past the duty station, going through these officers, there's too many people involved for them to be able to do something like this.

I think it could have been orchestrated to the point of him having his alone time, for him to do something to his self. Right. So they would, you know, by moving this other guy out of the cell. Right.

That would that be, that'd be like the guard saying, look, we're going to give you a chance to actually kill yourself, have a nice day. Uh, and it may not have been even been spoken.

They may have already knew, due to the fact of whatever happened prior to this in July, where they said that he had attempted suicide or had been attacked by some inmates. I don't, I haven't heard it, but for him, to be in the facility and they have been attacked. I find that highly unlikely an inmate of his caliber as far as notoriety and fame.

Right. The Bureau of Prisons is not only obligated to keep you incarcerated to protect society from you. They're to protect you while you're incarcerated. They're not to bring you in there and let you be attacked. So their job is twofold. Keep you there and to keep you alive while you're there. Right. So all these different scenarios we've been hearing,

but what I kind of wanted to touch on with you was he could have easily taken his own life. Yeah, we've heard a lot. Yes, we did hear a lot over the weekend. And yesterday when everybody kicked back into gear throughout their shows, how it would be, or how he couldn't have committed suicide. The joke was he couldn't have committed suicide in his cell because it's impossible. And you're saying that it's not impossible at all. No, it's not impossible.

I've literally seen it probably a dozen times. I haven't been counting them up in my life, but I've seen it many times where guys have been in there. And I've seen it in two different detention centers where they've done it. And the door has a little window in it. And if you remember, even in this Jeffrey Epstein, they said he had a curtain in the window. Well, the sales don't come with a curtain, but guys make a piece of cardboard or they make something to put in the window while they're using the bathroom in the cell. So you can put that up. Now, once that's up, if the staff was going by, they might have thought he was in there using the commode or something.

Right, right. But nevertheless, I've seen it happen where guys have put that up, take a bed sheet, tie it, rip it. You can braid it. You can take little strips of a bed sheet and braid it up and make a very durable rope. But I've seen them build with shoe strings. Normally when people are incarcerated, they take your belt and shoe strings. Why? Because people kill themselves with him.

So he got a piece of bed sheet, and I've seen people do it with this, and they tie it around their neck and they tie it to the bunk, the top bunk, and they just lean forward. And as you lean forward or backwards, either way, it's going to start to cut off the circulation into the blood flow to the brain and you pass out. Now, once you pass out, and this is not a thing when people say, well, how could somebody do it? It's not like you're struggling to breathe. It's not like you're, oh, you know, you're trying to risk this off your neck to breathe because you just lean on it, eventually you just pass out from lack of blood flow to your brain.

And then as your body weights now pulling on it, because you're unconscious, it increases it more, more, more, more, more, and it eventually kills them. Right. Because they're unconscious, and they're just their weight of leaning. Robin Williams did it with a doorknob in a belt. So sad. Yeah. We've heard stories. Yeah.

There's been plenty of people. that have used that way to end their lives. It's really sad. I've seen guys setting in prison cells in Wayne County Jail in Detroit. I'm from Detroit. I've seen them setting in the cell on their bed, but we went to sleep that night. We come out in the morning.

There's a guy laying there dead hanging, you know, where he just sat on the bunk, tied it to the bars, and leaned forward. And they're dead. And they've been dead all night. And, you know,

and I mean, you know, This is the complacency that some of these officers, I don't want to badmouth these correctional officers because I've met correctional officers in my incarceration in my time and doing time that are great people, good guys. A lot of them are former. Yeah, we got the disclaimer. We got the disclaimer, David.

Go ahead, beat them up. All right, let me tell you about these guys. But there's correctional officers, they become complacent in the job. It's like a routine. Every day's kind of going the same. They don't have these type of suicides or these kind of acts of violence often. So every day is kind of just rolling along the same and they become complacent.

They may are supposed to make a round. It's a lot easier to sit in the office and write in the logbook that you made your round and everything was copacetic. Right. And it's just, you know, they're just assuming everything's going to be okay. So because there's there's maybe no noise. And now we're hearing today that there was sounds coming out of the cell. But that was after they found him, though, right? It was kind of misleading on the stories that I read.

It was like there were sounds coming out of the cell, but I thought that was after they found him. And I'm sure the staff was upset when they found him because the paperwork involved in something like this. The reports that they got to write is, uh, It's the paperwork and everything. It's just, it's, you know, I'm sure it's going to be a mountain, but you also have, you know, just the press and the coverage of this one particular prisoner

is going to be nightmarish, and we've seen that happen since it happened. So, I mean, everybody is under the witness scope, man, now. So you're right, the guy playing blackjack that was just like everything will be fine is the guy that's going to take the heat for it, if that's, if that's in fact what happened. Yeah, I've also heard that, oh, they whisked him out of there at night and they put a body double and all this. That's not going to happen. For our government to lie to us and say that that man's dead, I mean, I've been living in a bubble somewhere.

I don't believe that at all. That's not going to happen because they could easily put him into federal witness protection program. Would this be a way for them to do that, though? Yeah, but they're not going to fake the death. They could have just did it. They could have just told us he's in the Federal Witness Protection Program, and that's a very confidential place. With the people.

Okay, David, I got to stop you right there. Now you're talking crazy, because if they think he's still alive, and I put they in parentheses, if they think he's still alive, they're coming after him. But now that he's dead, he can still be in witness protection, and he doesn't have to worry about they coming after him. I think you know what I'm saying. And I question the FBI, especially in light of what's going on in our society right now with the FBI.

But there's people working in the FBI that are patriots. And they're going to keep their mouth shut. They're going to do their job. They're going to keep it quiet. So there's other people that may be higher ranking within the Federal Witness Protection Program. They're not even going to know where he's at. Right. So it would be very difficult.

to find somebody. They do this all the time with people like, uh, that are drug dealers or cases and people that are informants, uh, throughout different criminal, uh, organizations. And they successfully keep these people hit. Right. So this case is, you know, this case is a, uh, maybe a little more higher profile, but I, I don't want to, I would be shocked to find out that they, they, they lied to us on that level. Oh, he wasn't really, right. He just had to tell you that because we don't trust nobody. What? Now I don't trust you. Right. David, thank you very much.

I appreciate it. David Casey for your expertise and your insight. I appreciate it very much for joining us on chewing the fat. And I promise, I promise that you and I are going to hook up and tell people your story and let people know what it takes to be on the road to redemption. I cross my heart. David Casey, over 24 years of your life in prison. And yet today, you're a God-fearing man. I love you for that.

Thank you, David. All right. Thank you, Jeffrey. Thanks for having me. See you, man. All right. So I am a fan of, you know, kind of having the same outfit every day like a uniform, like a uniform, every day. I am a fan of that because I don't like to think about it. I really rather just to have, you know, a shirt and a pair of pants and a pair of shoes, just like everyone else in America. Only the same one, so I don't have to think about it. I don't want to care if it's the checkered one or the striped one or whatever.

just want the same thing. So now I'm seeing stories about Jeff Bezos, who, by the way, is still the richest man on the planet, even after he gave the wife's $30-some billion, about him and this horrific idea that he's wearing the same swim trunks in three different times. Bringing you the hard-hitting news, baby. The hard-hitting news.

I mean, come on now. The guy has a bit, does he have to wear different swim trucks when he goes out? first of all the pictures are all with the new babe all right so I mean these new pictures that they're on there are with you know the new babe Lauren Sanchez so I don't know did he have I gotta see now did he have pictures of him wearing these

with the wife because if that's the case that's not that is not good now I'm on the people's side billionaire dreamer's day he made it with Geffen's yacht the first time they made an appearance off the coast of Spain he's got a tough life doesn't he? It's a tough life.

I know he's worked hard and everything but these people piss me off. No, not according to you. I'm just so jealous. I'm just so jealous. You wanted to give the wife like half of everything

because she's stupid by him and she's, no, don't give me that. Don't give me that. She should have gotten it all. Don't give me that. That's not,

I'm not on that right now. And then a group an Instagram photo on another yacht. So this is this, Not a town fit. Leave the man alone. He gets to wear his little octopus kind of swimsuit thing

when he goes out. Good for him. Ooh, news about Verizon. Verizon is selling Tumblr. Now we knew that. We knew they were trying to dump Tumblr, right? We didn't know they were trying to have too much money. We put a bid.

So now when they started to put it out there, they said, okay, so get this at one point, Tumblr was worth like a billion bucks. Absolutely. And that's because they had porn in it. And then they tried to become Mr. Nice Guy, right? No porn. So now they're saying, oh, you know, it would probably be about $3 million.

Wait, what? It's funny because in the last page, you see the updates of this story. So within, around 12 o'clock, it says it's worth $30 million. Revision number two, it's worth less than $3 million. Revision number three. That's when you hold out to be, you hold out to sell, right? Yeah, yeah. I mean, you're at one point, you're a billion, and you're looking good and you're feeling, you're living large.

Market. That's all about the market. And then next point, well, I probably should have taken that billion dollars. Okay, let's try to sell it for 50. Let's try to sell it for 500 million. Can't find anybody? Okay, 250 million. Can't find anybody?

Okay, 75 million. Can't find anybody? Okay, 35 million. All right, can't find anybody? All right, 20 million. No, can't find anybody. Okay, 10 million. Can't find anybody now.

Okay, 3 million. Can't find anybody? Okay, dear Verizon, I'll take, I'll take Tumblr off your hands for you. I know you just want to get rid of it. I'm here for you. All right, we'll just make it, you know, chewing with Tumblr. Ooh, I like that. Chewing with Tumblr.

And believe me, the things that you made a lot of money, well, things that you made a lot of money on Tumblr over the years that you screwed up on and took away, and that's what lost your value, chewing with Tumblr will bring it back. As the chairperson of chewing with Tumblr, will you bring him porn back? Well, we're not going to call it porn. And what are we going to call it?

We'll call it, you know, chewing with Tumblr, adult something. We've got time. But see, the problem was with Tumblr was they allowed no porn. I'm just asking you, would you allow porn on the... on chewing with Tumblr. Well, you know, look,

we're at the all-idea tree, you know, we're just throwing things out there. There's no wrong ideas. Yes. Good. But we're not going to call it porn, I don't think.

Oh, so it's porn, but we'll call it something else. Yeah, you know. Adult content. I don't know. X, X.X. Yeah, like, you know. I don't know.

After dark. Like checking out the neighbor. Or, uh, seems like a category for the. It does seem like a category, doesn't it? Like checking out, you know, checking out the store babes or checking out the neighbors. I'm really, really hard on checking out the neighbors. We need to make that particular happen today, a Tumblr, chewing with Tumblr for some reason. I don't know why.

My neighbors won't be happy. Take that off your hands, though, Verizon. I'm here for you. Stop looking at the camera. You know what? You could just, just DM me at Jeffie JFR Verizon. I'm there for you.