Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 173 | Ozzy Osbourne is a Mutant, Twitter Censorship, & UniformDating.com

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

Looks like we have a mutant in our mist and Ozzy is that mutant. Then we find out that Twitter is censoring people by labeling them as ADULT CONTENT. Jeffy asks a very important question; do you really own your pictures on your phone? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here we go again. Little kid, Jackson Hebner, out playing around in a creek bed, stumbles across something in the mud. Oh, oh, what's in the mud? I've been down and picking up. Oh, my gosh, that looks something really weird. That looks like something that could be really old. That looks like a mammoth tooth. So he finds this mammoth tooth on the, thank you.

And that's what it sounded like underwater. It was muffled by water, though, but it sounded like that when he pulled it out of over it's like a seven eight inch tooth this big monster that's huge so he looks it up online he figures it out it's a mammoth tooth he knew it was something you know so he's excited and it was actually a mammoth tooth and he's excited so then uh the experts came in to inspect the object and you know hey where did you find it he draws him a map here if i'm that kid's dad i'm like um no uh here's an idea we'll draw you a map for you a map for you'll draw you a map for for cash, Mr. Expert.

A lot of it. We're not just going to, oh, it's right over there. Go ahead and start digging up the rest of the mammoth. No, thank you. That's ours. Billy, I mean, Jackson, go over there and shut up. You know, draw, I mean, of course, draw the map, but just keep it to us. Don't give it to anyone else.

I mean, come on. And then, they're at this inn in, at Ohio. It's a summer break with him and his uncle. They're out swimming in this little lake. the end says I hope one day after Jackson is done showing off the tooth

to his friends that he'll return it to the end to be displayed I hope I hope one day you can pay Jackson to return the tooth to the end to be displayed

how about that okay thank you welcome to it chewing the fat thanks for coming along for the ride today You know, for those of you that are listening at the new time slot on Blaze Radio,

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the fat love. And that's what we're doing. So welcome to those of you listening on Blaze Radio. I think I'm sandwiched in between some guy by the name of Glenn Beck and some guy by the name of

sextone. Yeah, sexton. Sexton. Uxon. Uxon. And the, uh, the, uh, I won't give him a hard time about the hut.

It's okay. The Freedom Hut is all Buck. I love Buck. Shields high. Thank you. Thank you. Do you have your shield? I do.

Because right now, you're the pre-show for the Shields High. So as people are getting ready and walk through the Freedom Hut, getting the shields to listen to Buck Sestyn in four, four Central, Five Eastern. Come on, man. Shields High. That's what I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Shields High. And we're following, we're in between the end of the Glenn Beck show from today that aired earlier live on the Blaze Radio Network from 8 to 11.

So, I mean, I'm in between sick freaks and Shields High. How about that? Huh? Okay. So anyway, thanks for coming along for the ride on Chewing the Fat. Appreciate it. And don't forget, you can subscribe and just listen at your own, you know, whenever you want. You don't have to be tied down to Blaze Radio Network.

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You might have to go into your settings and adjust the volume control on... Or call your IT department, like Apple support or Android support. And ask them, you know, what's the deal with it? When the podcast chewing the fat uploads to your phone or downloads to your phone, why you're not hearing... And, you know, let them help you work... And we recorded that boop. That's a pre-recorded boop that we sent to Apple and Android.

So if you're not getting that, we apologize, that's as far as we'll go. I apologize if you're not getting it. But you're going to have to contact Apple Store. There's only so much of the lie I'm going with. But go ahead. You have to contact Apple Store or Microsoft, one of those. There was a separate boop we sent to Apple. We did.

Yeah. We did? Yeah, okay. I didn't know that. All right. So I talked a little bit about this on Pan Unleashed. for the Chewing the Fat segment, and it still is

amazing to me. So a scientist at Nome Inc., we've got to talk to this guy, this Bill Sullivan for National Geographic, that we've got to talk to him. His new book, pleased to meet me, genes, germs, and curious forces

that make us who we are. We've got to talk to this guy. Yeah, I'm looking at you. I don't know why I don't hear, oh, okay, or I've already reached out. Yeah, I got your, email and I've reached out to Bill. Is that the email from last night?

That would be the one. Yeah, then that's why I have not said anything because I don't need you to embarrass me in front of the audience. That would be the one. That would be the one. So, I love the fact that they went to Ozzy Osbourne for the DNA test. And Ozzy was all up for it. Ozzy was all for it.

In fact, he wanted to find out what the deal was. And they found out, I was been reading a couple of more stories about Ozzy and the DNA testing and stuff. So they found out that he is a mutant. They found out that they discovered in his DNA never before seen mutation. Thank you. Which explains his ability to consume great amounts of alcohol and huge quantities of drugs. And there were several other genetic variations too that made him, you know,

predisposed to drug and alcohol dependencies. please. I believe I have that. I have that as well. Of course you do. I do. I know I do. But it also said that in one story it talked about how it showed that he is, caffeine is like his kryptonite. He's not, it is like his krypton. Yes. Wow. So he can't drink coffee because it screws him up. So is booze like his, the equivalent of the sun to Superman? You know what?

Yes. Yes, it is. Booes, all kinds of drugs. There was a list of drugs that... Of course, there was a list of drugs that... This is from... That Ozzy had taken. He listed cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup,

LSD, Rufanol. And he also said, these swimming pools of booze I've guzzled. So he was You know, he was excited about finding out That he has actually a mutant, a DNA Mutant So You know, it's kind of strange

Do you want to know your DNA? Do you want to know if you're a mutant or not? I do I mean, a lot of people do Do you? Eh Well, is that like 23 and me? A little.

Okay. A little. Okay. See, But they're not checking your DNA, but the problem with that It's like I'm scared of the logs. Like, is this something where is my DNA going to be logged?

Yeah, you darn right. It is. Because they say that they say not, right? No, 23 and me says it that they're not, if you tell them not to. Right. They're a sponsor of the network. I know they are. I know.

So let's believe that. Okay, we'll believe that. But you don't believe. You tell me that they're not going to sell to the highest bidder. Okay, fine. Okay. And if they're not, that's a bad business model. Let's just say.

And of course. Of course, 23M is not going to do this, but other companies have. AnswerStreet.com. And another thing that's kind of strange, too, that happens, and they've caught serial killers and stuff from that, too, right? Yeah, they've closed cold cases. Yeah, because of, not because of your, you know, like, you get your DNA checked, and I don't. Okay, so I'm a serial killer.

I don't want my DNA checked at all. Okay. But you and I are related, and I left some blood at one of the scenes, and the cop says, ooh, this is the same kind of blood. You're related. Now I start looking at all your relatives. That's how they caught the one serial killer in California, right? Because they started looking at the one DNAs, all the relatives.

And they thought they zeroed in on this one guy and he was the guy. Amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's all for our safety. Chris, I don't know why you wouldn't want to give it to the company so that they had it. What about the children? Did you know also part of this in the story, it talks about how scientists can predict someone's political affiliation with 72% accuracy with the brain scan? I saw that, yeah.

It talks about Scandinavian people, often singled out as the happiest people on Earth. And that's because the fewest instances of carrying a serotonin receptor that's been licked to depression. It goes on to talk about this. Okay, I'll just leave you with this. You should have more sympathy towards those struggling with addiction and obesity. Thank you. According to Bill Sullivan, we should have far more sympathy. towards those struggling with addiction and obesity.

Over a dozen genes have been linked to impulse control. Addiction, Bill says, has more to do with our DNA than our moral fiber. Yeah, that's right. Remember that the next time you start making your little fat jokes, okay? I could be, I'm a genetic mutant too. What's your name? What's your name? I want to be a genetic mutant. What's your name?

What do you mean? If you're a mutant, you have a name. You have a mutant name? I don't know. I don't know. There's a couple of shows that my kids and my wife watches that they have the mutants, right? And they all have the names. Like, I don't know.

I don't know any mutant names. Just give me one. The thing. No, I don't like the thing. The blob. Just give me anything. The blob. I don't like that.

Just give me a name that, you know, just out of the blue. Yeah, I don't like that. Let's move on. Okay. And I caught the little The thing and the blob Those are real though Yeah

No yeah No, of course they are Yeah Yeah, yeah Of course they are Yeah, yeah Of course they are. So what would you do?

You've already got an airfield You've transformed it for shelters And refugees are fleeing from Syria You're in Germany They've made it into a big rollerblading park You don't know what else to do with it. It's a big airfield. What are you going to do with it?

You know what we can do? You know what we should do? We should make it so there's booths where sex workers can meet clients at the airport site because we've got to improve the safety of the city's sex workers. Duh. I'm in. Where do I sign?

So the mayor, Stephen von Dessel, he represents the green, party. He wants drive-in style booths to be installed so people can meet sex workers while they're still in their car. And they're going to be, they're called Larexton Boxin.

They're called what? The Rexing boxing. The Rexen boxing. They're called Verrechtolmsboxin. Yeah, that's what I said. The Rexon boxing. Not even close. I was right there. I say it.

Say it and then I'll play vorexen boxin veric tombs boxing can't even tell the difference you can't you just you just our theory is way better than what you just said what do you think veric tombs boxing yeah but you're saying it's like a t-rex why you're saying rexom boxing i thought it was like a v in there yeah isn't it like v e r-ch-h-t-u-n-g-g-s-b-o-x-en so why put it an r-x in there so why i put it in r-rx in there Varexen-boxin. See, why is their necks? Verak-Tombs-Boxin.

You can't tell the difference. I don't know why you're questioned me. You can't even tell the difference. Vorexen-Voxen. Verac-Tombs-Boxin. You can't even tell the difference. So the Metroplex has cities, you know, a little cities and people all are, but really it's Dallas-F-W.

You got Dallas, you got Fort Worth. And it's always, you know, D-F-W. There's other little, you know, other little cities all around that, you know, are part of the Metroplex, but it is Dallas Fort Worth. Well, Fort Worth now has a petition put out by Fort Worth Gunslinger. I don't know who or what the Fort Worth Gunslinger is, but it's a petition that wants to bring CBS's 60 minutes to investigate the city of Fort Worth, wants to bring the CBS program 60 minutes to investigate the city of Fort Worth.

If I say it one more time, I'm going to throw this microphone across the room. You look like an idiot. I can't find the clicker. I do have the 60-minute clicker. So if you could give me read a little bit more of the story, and let me see if I can find this clicker. You know, what we try to do is bringing a professional broadcast from time to time. As you can tell, chewing the fat is top-notch, world-class professional broadcast.

And so just like Fort Worth Gunslinger, who has a petition out there now that wants to bring the CBS program 60 minutes to investigate the city of Fort Worth. All that for that. That's pretty sad. All right. So the petition, it mentions former police chief Joel Fitzgerald. The city fired its first African American police chief while he was investigating city hall corruption without giving him a public hearing. They had hackers who stole the employee payroll data and swindled the city out of a half a million dollars.

You got medical data of city employees that were left unprotected. You had eight police shootings since May 20th, which is the highest in the nation. I did not know that. Now, this person of the attorney, Stephen Kennedy, who is the attorney for Fitzgerald, the former police chief, said that they're frustrated and the people are paying taxes in the city of Fort Worth. They're getting one of the most dangerous cities in America.

I disagree with that. Fort Worth is not one of the most dangerous. We're still in there. Yeah, there's plenty of other cities. I think of one. There's one city off the top of my head that I'm thinking of. It's probably more dangerous in Fort Worth. It starts with the B.

That's it. Baltimore? Yes. Also, I'm a racist. Oh, no, I'm not racist because I'm brown. Good guess. It's okay. Good guess.

So you can sign. How long have you live in Fort Worth? Well, the DFW area, but Fort Worth. Technically, I live in Fort Worth right now. So technically, I do live in Fort Worth. So how long do you live there? And I have lived at this address, four years? And how many kids have you lost due to gun violence?

Let me, I don't know. You can use both hands. I could use both? Both hands. And your feet, if it's that large of a number. Well, I got to get to, I mean, I got to get to eight. 18. So I got to use your feet. Yes. Okay. But if I'm not going to get to 18, I could use both hands, right? So I could use my right

hand and my left hand. If I use my right hand and my left hand and I put them together, I get zero. Yeah, that zero. So I don't think, I don't think the, I'm going to go on the further note. This entire studios, have they lost anybody to gun violence in the Fort Worth area? Can I use both hands again? Use both hands. And this one, I'll give you my hands if you need to use my hands. You use my right hand, your right hand. My left hand, your left hand. Yes. And we can add up the numbers and get to the same amount, zero.

So is Fort Worth is the dangerous? No, I don't think so. Now, you go to change.org, and they've got the petition up there. I didn't realize that's how you get 60 minutes to come and do a story, but good luck. God bless. Could be coming live from Fort Worth, Texas, 60 minutes. And they had, as of this morning, I haven't looked to, petition this afternoon at the time of this taping.

But they had over 500 signatures. No, I don't think you counted the zero. They had over 500 signatures. How many zeros in that? 500,000, right? How can 60 minutes say no to that? I mean, I'm guessing what? How many people in Fort Worth?

Million? I'll give you. Fort Worth technical city of Fort Worth. I'm sure, you know, what, a million people? I see our man in the back saying go higher, but that's only because they keep annexing land. Every time you turn around, Fort Worth goes,

oh, we're going to take that, take that. Fourth Worth right now, as of 20. The population is 8704,000. Not even a million. Tell the guy behind you that his hands was going the wrong way. I was close with my first guess. Dallas has 1.3 million. Yeah, because you got to look at the city limits.

You know, I mean, not the metroplex, but the city limits. No, no, the city limits, yes. So they got about a million. I'll give them a million. Yeah, I moved in and it's a million now. And they keep annexing. But every time I turn around Fort Worth gets bigger. I was like, are you, when I first moved into the neighborhood I'm living in now,

it wasn't Fort Worth. What was it? It was another city. Okay. In the Metroplex? And then we got a letter saying, yeah, no, we're Fort Worth now. Oh, okay. See, my address is in Roanoke, but I belong to the city of Fort Worth.

Wow. That's still Fort Worth out there. Holy cow. But my address says Roanoke, Texas. Yeah, I still get mailed to the other city or whatever. It doesn't matter. In fact, the house around the corner for me has two zip codes. Nice.

I know. It's nice. World class. I'd like to be able to do that. So anyway, I don't see this petition doing very well. I mean, like I said, they've got over 500 signatures. That's how pissed people are about this. So I hope 60 minutes.

Yeah, I mean, we might get the live 60 minutes from Fort Worth, but good luck. Good luck from, I hope that it all works out for Fort Worth Gunslinger. You know, speaking of petitions, maybe I get a petition for Twitter. You think we can get 60 minutes to do a story on Twitter and make them stop having me every time. If I follow somebody and they tweet something, I don't care what it is. I don't care if it's nasty. I don't care if you think there's pornography in it. I don't care if you think there's a swear word.

I get to decide that. Me. I chose to follow that account. So with that account tweet something, I want to a, I want to see the tweet. and I don't care what is what is in the tweet. I want to see it. I get to decide. Then I can say to myself, oh, you know what?

Unfollow. I'm not going to follow that person anymore. Or I'm going to mute that person, so I don't have to see their tweets anymore. Yeah, I'll meet them. Yes. I will decide that. Twitter doesn't get to decide that. I'm so sick of having Twitter say, oh, this count is adult content.

Do you wish to follow? Or whatever it is, the full quote of what they're making me do just to see a tweet. More tweets available, adult content. Come on Twitter. What are you doing? So when you follow me at Jeffrey JFR, you're going to get, I mean, boop. Yes, that's what you're going to get. You're going to get chewing the fat.

Well, you're supposed to be tweeting your show. I do. Okay. I do once in a while. So the boop is correct. Yeah, it should be there. Yeah. Should be there.

But there's a number of people now that I hear that have a Twitter account by the name of. At real Chris Cruz. At Real Chris Cruz. Do you know that person? No, I do not know that person, but Glenn Aborg brought up saying that there's a warning when she goes to at Real Chris Cruz saying caution. This profile may include potentially sensitive content.

You're seeing this warning because they tweet potentially sensitive images or language. Do you still want to view it? Yes, that's why I follow this person Chris Cruz Why do you spell your stupid name anyway? Why is this not coming up? K-R-I-S-C-R-U-Z

Why is it not coming up? Did I stop following you? You dick It's not, oh, I know why because it's not at real, right? Yeah, at real, yeah. At real. Chris, there it is.

No, no way, wait a minute. Come back to me. There it is. Okay. No, I follow you. Okay, I still follow you. You're good. You probably muted me.

I don't know. I don't say you didn't come up. You probably. No, I follow your stupid Twitter account. You're one of the, you know, I don't like, I don't follow a lot of, uh, unverified accounts. You're one of them. You're welcome.

No, it doesn't come up for me, though. I wonder why she gets it and I don't. The heck. I mean, it just comes up, but I still, I don't want to know. I don't want to know that Twitter thinks that you're tweeting things that have adult content. So I've chosen to follow you. That means I want to see what they have to say. Same with Facebook, okay?

When I say, hey, I want to follow this person. Let me follow that person. I can decide me. I don't need you to decide at Jack and at Mark. Okay. I decide at Jeffrey JFR. All right, I'm just going to give you a couple of headlines. Sometimes I like to just, you know, I don't want to do the stories

because the stories get bogged down into too much fact. And, you know, who wants to get bogged down in truth and facts, right? You don't. You've had a long day. Just want to listen to the podcast and relax. You just want to, you just want the headlines. So I'm just going to give you two headlines. and they're not going to bog you down with the stories, okay?

Man discovers his penis is turning to bone. Isn't that what it's called a boner? Next headline. Woman reportedly told police the meth found in her vagina was not hers. How did that get in there? See, we weren't. That's what I'm saying is we're not going to bog down with the story itself. But that's not something you get bogged.

I'm curious. This is a curiosity right here. How did the... I don't think you understand what the whole point is. I know. I understand the point, but see, now you teased it. I want to know more. I didn't tease it.

I just said, well, I'm going to give you the headline. That's it. That's what we're doing. A headline is a teaser. A headline is supposed to capture you to make you read this story. You have literally...

You know what? And people who are listening to chewing the fat and watching chewing the fat for those of you watching... Not possible. Those cameras are right there in front of me. They're right there, but they're for Pat Gray. They're right there.

Is your name Pat Gray? right at them. If you named Pat Gray. I'm just saying that if you're watching this, this is for you two, is that it's just a headline. Just the headline and then we move on. Is this Pat Gray unleash or is it chewing the fat?

You tell me, which one is this? This right now is chewing the fat. Okay, then why would you cameras be working? I don't know. I just thought they're there and I'm looking at them. Because if it was, you know, this. Don't play, no. The cameras automatically turn on.

Oh, so it was just on for that second? It was just, see? I was trying to help you out. Why did I stop you? You stopped it and I can only pay that every 12 hours. Darn it. Maybe tomorrow. Darn it.

So when you text someone, how many times do you text? Obviously it depends on who you're texting and what you're doing. So this man apparently got, I don't know, really crazy about one person of Florida man. I've been there. I've been there. Have you? I've been there with a person, you know, I'm texting. I like her.

And I want her. So you're already, you're already knowing, you have an idea of what I'm talking about because you're talking about you were, you were creeping on a female. On a female. Yes. And so you're just continually texting, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was through a dating app.

Yeah. Okay. So this man sent a woman roughly 10,000 text messages. Oh, that's not bad. During a 12-day span. Oh, that's bad. 12 days 10,000

what is that per day I think it works out to about 30 something an hour right you are working your fingers so if you're texting I think that's what it is right you're talking 10 I mean

so you're talking about I mean 18 you get about 18 a day he's doing about 18 text a day is what he's doing about 18 every two minutes. Yeah, he did about 18, something like that. So I mean, but where it got them in trouble is you're starting to begin, you're starting

to stalk now, right? I mean, that's a... Not possible. It is not... Jeff Fisher, it is not possible to stalk somebody by just texting them. Now, if you're behind the bushes and following this person around, yes, you're stalking them, but you're not stalking a person by sending them 10,000 tweets in 12 days. I mean, 10,000 texts in 12 days.

All right. I mean, he texts. You tell me next that he got charged. You and I, we die together. Bad boys for life. That's the line from bad boys. And he promised the woman that he'd be the only man she'd ever be with again. Isn't that what girls want?

A strong male presence? I'm going to start blowing up planes to prove my point. That is true love right there. He's trying to prove his love to her. Sent a photo of an apparent airport parking ticket according to the arrest affidavit. Okay, he's going to travel to go see her. Deputy said he threatened the woman in a text and left clothing in the front yard of one of her relatives, not her, one of her relatives. Well, he lost the luggage.

So where is he going to put the clothes? He made references to driving tanks across America, blowing up churches and suicide in the ceaseless. cascade of communication. So he was in the army and God bless soldiers in America. He said I'm not suicidal. Not even in the least. But I'd rather die than spend time in jail. True love, Romeo and Juliet. He's facing aggravated stalking charges. How? He was texting her. Aggravating stalking and writing intimidating and threatening messages. Okay, I'll give him that one. Though someone were a little overboard. But that's true love.

He asked the judge Monday to lower his $500,000 bond. Oh, he got no money? It does seem a little excessive. Absolutely. He's not a threat. The judge was unmoved. That bad. I know.

I know. He's down in Broward County jail right now. Oh, Broward County. I know. Yes. I know. It's tough. Hanging out of Miami going to jail, man.

You don't want that to happen. But, you know, you can't. could be in the Manhattan correctional facility and commit suicide. So that suicide could actually happen if you're in the Manhattan facility. It does seem, you know, a little crazy, a little whacked out of your mind. You just really just want to cease and desist of this guy, right? You just will stop texting me, leave me alone. It's a, what's that order that they do for you don't want a stalker to be around you?

What's that? Restraining order. Restraining order? Does that apply to texting? I guess it could, right? I don't know that it does, but. Because Richard Nour is like, he cannot come to me within 500 feet. You can't come to the 100 yards or 500 feet or whatever, yeah.

I can text to you. Does that include him feet? So if that's very interesting. They never, apparently, let's see, busted in Georgia after a woman told deputies that she started getting a torrent text from Nelson, she had rarely spoken with him before and only met him a few times through a mutual friend. So she met him. to her mutual friend.

And then, yeah, she led him on, gave him a little smile. She teased him just like you teased me with the headline. You teased me with that headline. So I'm going to text you. Are you going to start texting me 10,000 times? I'm going to text 10,000 times. Where is the rest of this? You and I, we die together.

Bad Boys for Life. I have a question. Do you think that you own the pictures that you have on your phone, on your Facebook, on your website, on your Twitter. When you take a picture, are they yours? If it's on my phone and my camera, yes. Everyone feels like you own them, right?

But I don't think you do. You own them to extent. I mean, we say when I clicked yes on my camera app, you no longer owns those pictures. That means that they're out there, right? They're gone. When I clicked yes on Facebook so I can put a picture up on my timeline,

that goes to Facebook. That's because Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, that's all theirs. Those are those pictures. I can keep them. I got them here in my little account. But if Facebook decides, yeah, I like those. I think the only pictures that you own are the one that you still take into Walgreens to getting developed. I think good luck with that.

I mean, that, do people do that still? I do, yeah. Shut up. Yeah. No, promise, I do. You have filmed? Yeah. That's why I said Walgreens, because I've done it.

I mean, my wife has some pictures, big, when she wants pictures big, you know. Yeah, blown up, yeah. Most of the time she's, you know, creating them herself. But she's taking it from a cannon, though. She's using, like, a digital camera. Yeah. And she prints them out on, you know,

she has a professional photo printer and stuff, you know. You want to drop her name of the company here, too? Share frame life photography. Okay, there you go. I figure you know since we're talking about that. Yeah, she's happy to take pictures of you or anything you'd like. There you go. I also have the Polaroids that I actually, you know, I feel like that I own that picture

because it was taken and automatically spits it out. It's mine. So you still get the, does that codec still? Codec, yeah. You can still get those? Because I know they have the disposable cameras, you know, where you can take like 10 pictures or 20 pictures or whatever and then you take those in and you get those developed. And then, you know, the Walgreens the camera and prints them out and takes them home.

Well, he does doubles. Hey, I'll make sure it doubles in this one. But I don't have any more film anymore. I mean, I still have some film cameras, I think, as, you know, in a bag somewhere. In one of my, in one of my garages or something, I still have camera. One of your garages? How many do you have way too many? Way too many.

You're about to move. Are you excited? No. To start unloading crap on the cover sack and go. Yes. I want that to happen. Yes, Spritly. Oh, do not tease me.

If you wanted to tease me with a text, send me a text of a giant fire. Ooh. That's how you can get me. Send me 10,000, if you send me 10,000 texts of giant fire, then we're going to fight. But just to send me one, you've teased me too.

What about the fire emoji 10,000 times? Yeah, you know what? Go ahead. because I want to do that so bad. I'm so mad at myself for not doing it the last time we moved. I want to just what I was thinking about. This is what I was thinking about. You tell me if it would work.

I was thinking about renting a dumpster, having them drop a dumpster off at the house. And so the stuff that I don't want, I throw in the dumpster. And instead of just sending it the trash, because I care about the earth, I set that on fire. Just for fun. Perfect.

That's what I thought. Thank you. That's what I'm doing. Okay. So I was talking about whether you own your picture or not. And what prompted that question really before we got into, you know, burning my excess baggage at the house. Just furniture and stuff. Don't, not humans.

Don't look at me like that. So this guy, thank you, be here all week. David Guzman, a police officer for Golden Beach Police Department in Florida, of course. He claims now that NSI Holdings Limited, which owns several. online dating sites, including cupid.com and uniformdating.com, stole a personal Facebook photo from the officer's private account and then misappropriated the image on its website. Yeah, okay, whatever. And it aims to connect men and women in uniform and those who admire them, right?

Okay. So the bulletproof vest, the ad reads, nah, it's all muscle. I love it. Bulletproof vest? Nah, it's all muscle. Giddy up. All right, so he claims he was blindsided, were you? In April of last year,

when several acquaintances started noticing the photograph on Instagram and Facebook and the advertisements for Uniformdating.com. Hey, and so that's all fine. He's okay with that when friends start going, hey, is that you, David? Pretty hot, huh, for Uniformdating.com. Then his wife started asking, what?

Then. Then the wife noticed. It was a photograph on a dating service advertisement. Why is your photo there? I got no idea. I don't know what you're talking about. What is a dating website? I don't know.

What's that? What? What are you? Dating servicemen, uniform, what? Dot com? I don't know. I'm just a police officer. I don't know what you're talking about.

So he contacts the company. of course. And he probably does it right in front of the wife too, man. You have to. You have to do it right in front. Yes, absolutely. He is not playing around now. I'm doing it right in front of the wife.

And he calls them and he says, I wanted this removed immediately. And NSI, of course, jumped right through the hoop and said, you know what? Prove that it's really you and we'll take it down, maybe. That's the best response from that company. You take this picture down immediately. Yeah, you know, if you can provide us some proof that it's you, you know, we'll take it down. How do you prove that? How do you prove that? You've seen your driver's license? You'd have to, you'd have to send some kind of...

Yeah, it has been an official documentation that has your picture. Plus, it's a Facebook picture. True. So I'm guessing, and I really, and I mean, you know, did this company buy these pictures from Facebook? Did they, did Facebook say, hey, you can go out and, you know, sure, you get, you know, for how much ever money, here's a, a, a, collage of 50,000 photographs or whatever. Sexy uniform. Whatever, yeah.

Yeah, men and women in uniform. That's what you bought. No, man, sexy men. I'm waiting for the sexy men. Oh, men and women in uniform. That's what I'm talking about. Sexy men in uniform. That's what they want.

I love the fact. You take my picture down immediately. Yeah. If you can provide some identity proof, then maybe we'll take it down for you. No problem. So he complied with the request, sent the image.

He claims he complied with request. I'm not sure how you do that. We don't know what the request is. Right. But his images are still being used. So he's still the hottest online uniform.com? There you go. Now, I say that he, now I went to, this is, I know this is going to shock you, but I went to the website. What? Yeah. I went to, uh, uniformdating.com just to see because I think, now, I'm thinking that maybe the company either bought it from Facebook or someone, the company says someone logged on from his account one time. One time and that's the picture that we're able to grab.

So I go there and you can log in, you can fill out all this stuff and log in or I can click on join through Facebook because Facebook has all my stuff and it's easy, right? Now that, so I just click Facebook. I'm in. I'm in. you know that's what he did you know that's what he was looking for a hookie

and I don't even know if he was looking for hookie. Maybe he's checking out to see if you know see if the neighbor down the street is on uniform daddy. Maybe one of his partners. He wants to see if he's partner. Yeah. Maybe he's hot for a sergeant, who knows? Yeah, but this is when you click on it, did it show guys or girls?

You probably choose. You get to choose. When you clicked on it, when you went to the website, didn't I ask you if you If you got to pick, when I went to the website, did he have guys or girls in the front page? You got to pick. You got to pick. That's all I know. Uniformdating.com.

But if you logged in through Facebook, then you're in. So you've already given up your rights. You're already in. They could take what they want. So that's exactly what he did. But he's got to fight it now all the way through, right? I mean, the wife has got him in a corner. Good luck, bro.

Good luck.