Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 174 | It's Time To MAGA The Postal Service

Episode Date: August 15, 2019

OH NO! Here we go... Let the Pumpkin Spice SPAM begin. Jeffy finds out that SPAM will be releasing a NEW SPAM and he's excited. It's time to MAGA the postal service. Then some food news from around the US. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sure, there's almond pumpkin spice. Sure there's organic pumpkin spice instant oatmeal. Sure there's pumpkin spice shampoo. Sure there's Yankee candles spiced pumpkin spice candles. But now we have, and I'd like to claim credit for this, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher product right here. But, well, you know what? It is. It's chewing the fat.

Thanks to chewing the fat, we now have spam pumpkin spice. Thank you. So it's only a limited addition. Don't, don't lose too much of them. Don't have too much excitement. It all started with a joke, right? A comedian joked around about pumpkin spice spam and spam, I'm sure. Some guy works at spam went.

That's a good idea. We ought to do that. Sales have been a little low for spam the last. 50 years. A hundred years. Span has that changed the recipe. Yeah, I know.

But, you know, I remember my dad driving around with a can. I always had a can of spam in the lunch box, in the glove box. Never know when you're going to need a little lunch. Okay, dad.

No problem. You know, I have a little spam and he'd stop at a roadside vegetable stand and get a cucumber. And, you know, he always had a salt and pepper shaker in the, in the glove box. So you have a little salt pepper

and a cucumber and cut up a little piece of spam. You know, what I miss, the old can spam where you just take out the little spam ring. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then you just rolling around. They don't have that anymore. Like the salmon cans? Yeah.

They don't have that anymore. Oh, spam, what are you doing? I know. If it's limited dish, maybe we do that with the pumpkin spice. Ooh, yes. Yes, I like that. So, anyway, pumpkin spice, spam. I know, listen, on behalf of spam and chewing the fat, you're welcome.

Did you know that couples? are now living together apart. Living together apart. So I read this huge long story, and I can read it to you if you'd like. It's a very elaborate story. It has stories of about three or four different couples who, like Sharon and David,

who celebrated their 20th anniversary of not living together. They met through a Canadian, dating a Canadian dating service called telepersonals that involved leaving recorded messages oh it's supposed to be back in

1810 she listened was struck by the sound of his voice called and asked to meet he was struck by her openness and agreed the Montreal couple dated and eventually talked about living together and getting

married and both went He do. Settle down. He wakes up early. He and is an introvert who cherishes private space. She's an extrovert who stays up late and likes to be with friends and family. I don't think it would work well if we live together. So he's a 63 years old and retired.

What? How many times have you told that to your wife? Oh, man. Give me that line again. Give me the line again? Oh. I don't think it would work well if we live. live together.

Think about it. I have. I have. You know, really, that's a, that's a tough one. You know, you're a couple. That's like boyfriend, I mean, you're a boyfriend and girlfriend, right? But you're a monogamous couple.

All these couples, they did the stories on live, have their separate spaces, but they are together as a couple. And if something happens, like if one of them, you know, if one of them goes down with an illness or has to, has any kind of surgical procedure or anything like that, the other one is there for them. And at the same time, they can't wait to get it over with so they can get that hell out of there.

But they're there for them. But I can understand it. You know how you have some couples that don't sleep together, you know, sleep in separate rooms or separate beds for sure? at night. You obviously as a couple, you sleep in parentheses together. Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. You can

sleep with your wife in the same bed? Yeah. A lot of people do that. A lot of people sleep with their wife in the same bed. I have like my own room. That's what I'm saying. I don't, I think that's a good thing. All right? I'll make sure that my wife

isn't listening to this particular podcast. But I think it's a good thing. privacy well it's your space right and that's what this couple that's what these couples are doing they're living together apart

they like each other and they're good for each other but if they were in the same space oh worlds collide no baby no but they're being they're not open relationship

they're saying truth to each other yes correct yeah I don't see a problem with that I don't either. And sleeping in separate beds is actually, you know, that's been, you know, talked about a lot where you get better sleep and better rest. He's been proven that you, you know, you definitely sleep better. Has it? Oh, absolutely.

Has it been proven. It's been proven. I don't know, because I, there are times when my wife tries that and, you know, I think she's trying that because she's gone for, I don't know, weeks. So I believe that she's living together apart. and boy it's tough it's tough for me I'm more happy to I'm more happy to

because she's not there but is it because you miss her or is it because you need that body next to you? It's because I miss her Chris what are you talking about? She's not listening to a podcast Oh yeah that's that listen podcast

I need a body there so no that's no no that's it because I noticed that for me too like when the wife goes to Houston and I don't go, it's difficult for me to fall asleep. And it's not because I miss her. It's because it's like, I mean. Better tell her not to listen.

You tell her wife not to listen to her. And then the grandmother is listening to her grandmother that is listening. Oh boy. Yeah. It's just a joke. Just a joke. Just a joke. But that body back there, you know, it's needed.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I could feel. I've been over and I like to knowing she's there, that kind of thing, just that whole process. So it's a tough one. That's a tough one.

I mean, I understand the living together apart. I do. I understand that. But that's a tough one. I think if you started the relationship that way, where you were, look, we're cool. Traveling. Yeah.

We got all this stuff. But, you know, the next couple days, I'm going to be over. I want to be at my place and just kind of, you know, hang out, do what I want to do. I feel like 15, 20 years into relationship, married, blah, you can't pull that. Right.

Because then you'd be like, well, you want to cheat on me? Right. Yeah, I don't think so. No, I don't want to cheat on me. You know, I just... But you don't want to sleep with me. I don't want to be with me.

No, baby. No, baby, I do want to sleep with you. I just don't want to fall asleep with you. I don't want to get you with me. No, baby. I love you. You know that, but I just... But you want to live in my house.

No, baby. and I want to live together apart. So as I'm recording today, I look up and I see where Ilan Omar. Political. Political. Political. Political.

Political. I just mentioned Ilan Omar. That's enough. That's it. There's nothing good that comes out of that word. I just, just, she was denied entry into Israel. And I questioned it. I just wondered why she was denied entry to Israel.

If you know Elon Omar, you know why she was denied entry into Israel. Talib was too. They're not allowed into Israel. Good. As much as I want to say, they're United States Congress people. They'll be denying us entry anywhere. Well, they didn't say the United States is not allowed to come in. Are you talking political with me?

Because, no, because they did not say that Trump can't come. They did not say that Dan Crashon could come in. They did not say, you know, that Orion can't come in. I know. They're letting everyone else in. They're not letting this two-hater of Israel, the one that support the BDIS. Okay, so you didn't let me finish. I said, I want to be that way.

But good, because they don't deserve to go there. There's no way they deserve to go there. They have nothing but disdain for the nation. of Israel and to have them be allowed in that country, screw you. It's embarrassing that they even want to go. And they only want to go to prove how terrible the country is. Screw them.

It's ridiculous. You can play your stupid too political music. I've got another kind of political story. I've got another kind of political story, so keep that button close. Okay. So if you've listened to this program and listened to me for years, you know I've always wanted to be the, you know, the postmaster general. And then the end of last year, I, under some deep undercover investigation for chewing the fat, I found out that the place to be is not the postmaster general. You want to be on the board of governors, all right, for the post office.

All right, because I've wanted to, I can turn the post office around. I see this is where it's kind of political. I can turn the post office around. I'm telling you, I'm ready to turn it around. And especially now that we have a story. Hold on. Do you not have a slogan that you want to do? Well, yeah, I've got a slogan.

We'll bring it back. We'll bring it back. Okay. I'm ready to take it over right now. Now, you can go back and listen to my special Postmaster General or the Postal Service Board of Governors, a special that I did back in December. I think it's episode 51. from the podcast, which is available.

You can listen to it. But I'm just telling you that the Board of Governors is a place to be, and I'm ready to turn the place around. We see a headline that talks about the United States Postal Service reporting a net loss of $2.3 billion for the third quarter of this year. It's put on pace to lose $8 billion this year. Oh, my gosh. Why has President Trump not called me to turn this thing around?

I'm going to start a campaign. Jeff Fisher, Postal Service Board of Governors, MAGA the Postal Service. That's my motto. That's my campaign motto. Maga, the Postal Service, okay? $8 billion this year?

Come on now. There's a better way. But a normal company, that company will go bankrupt. Oh, yeah, there's a better way. I mean, there's a better way. I think it's time to shut it down. No, shut it down. No, no.

You can't shut it down. You cannot shut the postal service down. You know how you can. Shurred your microphone off. It's embarrassing to even consider turning the, shutting the postal service down. This wouldn't be America without the postal service. Maga, the postal service. Take it.

People like you want to shut down the postal service. It's embarrassing. Sure, they've lost a couple of dollars. sure they've done a few things that have cost them a little extra money sure they've got a few corners that need to be turned sure they've got a way to

get back in there and fight but we can do it gosh darn it bag of the postal service I'm serious about that man turn this thing around President Trump looking at you babe looking at you

right at the camera, looking at you. Maga the Postal Service. I'm here for you. By the way, I think that should be a show title. Maybe we could get President Trump's attention by putting MAGA the Postal Service. I should tweet them.

You should. I should tweet them at, at Donald. What is it? What is it? At the real, whatever is? How do you not know your president's Twitter handle

that is? that is covered wall to wall in the United States of America. Is at real Donald J. Trump. Yeah, it's kind of like yours, right? Yeah. Except yours doesn't say at real Donald Trump. Yours says at real Chris Cruz. Yes.

So it's just like his only different. It's just like my butt different, yes. He's got 63 million followers. Come on, man. He's got to kill me. How many do you have? Not 63 million. Let's just be clear about.

that. A little bit less. Just coming out under the wire. The wire. Yeah. I'm pushing up behind that $63.1 million. Come up behind you, President Trump. Move out of the way. Back in the Postal Service. I'm back here for you, okay.

I'm back here, way back here. Did you know? Did you know that we have avocado gangsters? I am, I mean, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, no, Jeff, stop. What are you talking about?

Yeah. 19 bodies scattered all throughout Mexico already. That's being reported so you know there's a lot more. A lot more. Over avocado wars. Thank you. Seriously. And don't hit the avocados.

All right. If you totally need them. If you get an avocado with little blood on it, wipe it off. Just don't ask questions. Don't even look the other way. Honey, I found it. this red stain on the avocados. Yep. No, you

didn't. No, you didn't. Wash it off. It says made in Mexico. Thursday they discovered nine bodies hanging from a bridge. Seven more slaughtered. Another three dumped. Holy cow. No, this because of cocaine or something? Yeah, it's cocaine. But I accept

it's called avocados. It said the new trend. Now, see, I think that that's one of the, it is still drugs. I think that a way to get the cocaine, this is just me. What do I know? This is how they're getting the drugs into the country is with the avocados.

They're opening the avocados and putting the drugs inside? They're growing the cocaine inside the avocado. So when the avocado becomes fully grown, it's full of cocaine. They get it into the country, you cut it open, and you've got cocaine avocado. And actually, that's a genius idea, and why isn't that happening right now? That's what I want to know.

80% of the avocados imported into the U.S. come from this one area of Mexico, which I'm not going to pronounce. Can you spell it? M-I-C-H-O-O-A-C-A with the thing on top, N. So what you got for me? M-CHO-C-C-O-A-C-C-A-C-C-A-C-C-A-C-C-A-C-C-A-C-M-I-C-C-M-I-C-C-C-M-C-H-M-H-H-O-A-C-C-A-C-C-A. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, M-I-C-H-O-A-C-A with a thing. Oh, that thing on top is just a drop of food. There's an accent. It's a little. No, it's just a drop of a food on the paper. Oh, okay. So it's just Michoacan. Michoacan, Mexico.

Yeah. So 80% of the avocado, that's where they're grown. So you got gangster wars there, man. Big time. You don't want to mess with big avocado. So are we, can we stop blaming President Trump? There are at least, yes. There are at least 20 illegal armed groups

violently competing for territories and markets in the state. Wow. But they haven't been able to establish dominion. So there's one big family coming. They're going to have to get... So is this like the El Chapo equivalent of avocados? Yeah.

Well, since El Chapo is gone, it's gone crazy, right? You need somebody to consolidate. That is true, yeah. You need an El Chapo to come in and say, boys. You start... Harbansansansansans. Avocados. Chipotle needs some.

Not messing around anymore, okay? You're right. You're right. That's what's needed. We need to do El Chapo. Without El Chapo, the whole thing's gone to hell. Don't be messing with the avocados. Big avocado's coming.

Thank you. Thank you. It's already here, my friend. It's already here. Speaking of cocaine, in Georgia, a young college football player gets pulled over for speeding. and I love the story for two reasons. One, it's a college football player.

He's driving down a highway in Georgia, it's dark out. He's getting pulled over and he says, I don't want to, you know, he's obviously a young black kid. Why would that be obvious? Well, because it's college football and it's in Georgia. Is that racist? Probably. So, never mind.

But he is. is. All right. So he's a young black kid playing football in Georgia, driving down a dark road, and he's getting pulled over by the police. He doesn't want to pull over in this dark part. He's like, no. So he calls 911, and he says, hey, I'm getting pulled over.

I'm not running. I'm just going to go. I'm going to pull over into a lighted area where I'm at is too dark. I don't think anything's going to happen, but you never know in today's world. That is very smart from that kid. Absolutely smart. And well done. And you have the right to do that, by the way.

I mean, even if you don't, you should, right? I mean, he's not, he's telling him, hey, tell them, I'm not running. I'm just getting to a place where I feel safe to pull over. And so right now, those police that are pulling him over are pissed, right? They're mad that he's not just going to pull over. So they pull him over, and they start searching, they start searching, they're pulled over for speeding, right? Okay, so they, you can see on the,

There's video of them searching this kid's car. And they start pulling out bags. And one deputy asked about the white material on the hood of the car. You see on the video, the deputy says, what's the white stuff on the front of your hood, man? The kid, warts. That's bird S word. It's bird crap.

The deputy says, bird crap. That ain't bird crap. Okay, so What else would it be? Oh, I know cocaine! What? Are you out of your mind? Well, we all know if the white substance is not bird poop is automatically cocaine.

All white substance that is not bird poop, it becomes cocaine. So deputy said it appeared to be white substance. Was thrown on the vehicle and had been attempted to be washed off by the windshield wipers. Yeah. Because it was bird crap. So they sent it off. The kid gets suspended from college. He gets suspended from the college football team, Georgia Southern.

Now, it was arresting. It pulled over, went through all of this. They get the analysis back. Oh, that was bird crap. Oh, really? Really? Thank you. Yeah, and the criminal justice system shows that a lot of times police officers are dumb.

and pissed that he didn't pull over so they're trying to find a way to arrest him. So they let him go. He's off. They're saying we're dropping all the charges on that. And so he gets reinstated on the team. So the team's suspended him, which, I mean, I guess you can't blame him,

but it's a little disheartening. You know, because he went against, he was such a good player for them and a good kid. They hadn't had any problems with him, but those are the rules of the team. So, okay. So they reinstated him on the team. He still has the speeding ticket.

I would take that speeding ticket and stick it so far up. That Georgia Police Department's rear end, they would wish it was bird crap, man. That is, the college should take, just handle it. They should send the attorneys on them for that. That's ridiculous. What's it on your car? What's that white stuff on your car?

Oh, I don't know. I just have, you know, $100 with a cocaine on my windshield. Oh, no, wait, that's burn. crap you're so i'm noticing this thing of you and cop stories they're getting pretty interesting out there i love cops i should be a cop in the military i know but it's very interesting that we're having this weird what's wrong with cops we are we are and uh i would say that there are times when uh look nobody's a bigger supporter of the police department than me that's clear that's clear But I mean, that's, please don't even, don't ever doubt that.

But there are times when police officers maybe need a little bit more training. I'll leave it at that. So each day here on chewing the fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Speaking of yours, true. What are you, O.J. now? Yes. I am in love with O.J. Simpson, man. I know, don't look at me like that. but every

Twitter video man hey Twitter hey Twitter what is it hey Twitter fans hey Twitter people hey Twitter hey Twitter universe

yours truly here I love it so anyway I'm still a fan of OJ I love him I don't care I'm sorry he did his time not for that okay went to jail for something completely different

I know I know but still one to jail They went to jail. And the reason he spent so much time in jail for that offense is because they felt bad about this offense. That's just, you know, the way I look at it. So, you know that we anyway, if those of you that, you know, pay attention to chewing the fat, thank you for subscribing to chewing the fat.

Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell everyone you talk. In fact, this weekend, do me a favor. This weekend, when you go shopping, let's say you go out to whatever your local, and now a message from, your local grocery store. Go to your local grocery store. And when you're checking out on the cashier says, hey, how are you today? Just go, oh, I'm fine, thank you.

I've just been listening to Chewing the Fat. You should do the very same. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Subscribe. And then that's it. So you can start a whole new conversation with the cashier. And then she might say, who, what?

You know, chewing the fat. Then show her, you know, show her the podcast. Next week we're giving tickets away to see a movie. We are? Yes, we are. And it's going to be. Something like that. We're going to kind of force you guys to interact with the audience, share our wealth.

I love it. And you have to prove that you talk to somebody, so maybe record it, send it to us. I love it. And we'll pick a random winner, and you could get a movie next week. I love it. Because I'd like to say thank you to all the people that emailed me this weekend for the double dozen. And did they get it? Yeah, of course they did.

That's good. I'll read you some of their comments tomorrow on Friday's Fat Pile Friday. Some of them responded to the coupon that I sent them for the double dozen that you actually copied and sent it to me to send to the emailers. And I appreciate it. But it was fun. And a couple of their comments were, how they're worth reading. That brings me to food stories, which I'm a fan of here on Chewing the Fat.

What? I know. I know it's a surprise. But there's food stories abounding. across the United States and around the globe. But this story is kind of sad. I don't know. Well, I mean, you can play sad music if you want.

A man in California. Yeah, we probably do need to play sad music because he died. Anyway, a man in California died. I just told you that. And shortly after competing in a taco eating contest. Oh, no. Now, the contest at a market. minor league baseball game.

I love minor league baseball games. This is where my world record should be set, actually, for my Guinness World Records contest that I believe chewing the fat should be set. What is it? I believe should be happening at a minor league baseball game, and it wouldn't kill anyone. What is your contest? Why do you say it like that?

Because we all know you're going to talk about it. So what is your contest? The whoopee cushion? Yes, you know I want to set the record for the most amount of people sitting on a whoopee cushion at the same time. But now I do that. Don't talk down to me about that. You'd know that.

That should be the world. And if somebody, I'm looking right at YouTube. If somebody takes this over and wins the contest, man, tick me off. But go ahead. I want to see it anyway. Is that a contest? Or a world record? No, it's a world record.

But it's a contest with me if they do it first. Oh, okay. Got it, got it, got it. So. Dana Hutchins 41. Yeah. Of Fresno, Tuesday night, uh, had the taco Union Conco.

entered the contest and then started feeling sick and they rushed Dana to the hospital and where she was pronounced dead. It was not a beat. Now in this story it talks about it was not immediately known how many tacos he had eaten. What? That was part of the deal. Yes. That was part of the deal at the minor league baseball game.

The hellies win? Okay. So the competition allowed amateurs to qualify for, oh, see, this was a lot. step up for Saturday's World Taco Eating Championship. Wait a minute. Who won the world? Look this. Look this up.

It's at the bottom of the story. Okay, good. Because Saturday's World Taco Eating Championship, I mean, this guy actually probably would have won, but he gave it his all. I'm sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Heldon Fresno's annual at the Fresno's, I don't have to tell you.

this Fresno's annual taco truck throwdown. Oh, come on, man. Everybody knows about the... So the Fresno Grizzlies, where do we know the Fresno Grizzlies from? What did they... Is that the place, the same place that played the AOC video? Is that the same minor league baseball team that did the AOC, the Fresno Grizzlies? That's where we know that. I knew I knew their name.

I knew I know their name before. Yes. This is the team that did the AOC in the middle of the Ronald Reagan, 4th of July video, right? Yes. Fresno, we love the Fresno Grizzlies. And they're setting the world record on taco eating contests. So good for them. Like I died, so I don't think they're going to be doing the contest.

It's a tough year for the Fresno Grizzlies. There you go. So we do know that last year, the Taco Eating Championship in Fresno brought on a professional eater Jeffrey Esper, and he downed 73 tacos in eight minutes. How many did that a minute? Oh, that's about 18. Competitive eating constants become major attractions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah.

We're champions, New York's Coney Island, 871 meters of buns. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah. This does not say, is it this weekend's World Taco Union Championship? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on Saturday. We've got to cover it. Why are we? How come we do not have a chewing the fat representative out there? Someone, someone listening to this podcast in California.

It's in California right now, yes. Please cover the Fresno Grizzlies World Taco. We'll give you a free air time. Eating Championship at the annual taco truck throwdown. Email us. You've got to cover this for us. Where can the email? Where can the email, Jackie?

Audio. You can email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com, you could direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. You can message Chris on his Twitter account if you can find it. Just don't call us on Saturday. We will not be in studio. No. No.

Do. We most definitely because we are now under construction. We are officially under. Tomorrow you'll see that, and you can see it now, but the camera's not facing there. No, I don't want to get up and turn the camera. Yeah, but tomorrow you'll see Pat Grace on Leash Studio is under construction. They're doing a little remodel job here and here for the, for the studio.

So, I mean, I don't, oh, no, man, I do not feel good. The dust and everything kicking up in here under construction. They haven't done, not, they just put. No, they put up some lumber and banging around in here. Where's it does? All everywhere. And I can, ooh, I can I barely breathe in here? You know, the last time they did the remodeling here, when they came in, I was doing a Saturday show.

And they put down the new carpet. The carpet, yes. And the glue was still. I was so high at the end of the show. I mean, I was like, woo. And then you like to close the doors. Yes. I mean, I was buzzed in here, man.

I was, that was, that's a heck. You can probably find that on the podcast, too. Oh, yes, you can. Yes. There's got to be, there's got to be audio. So anyway, we still don't know what Dana Hutchings, how many tacos Dana ate. No. On Tuesday night.

But we will find out. And gosh darn it, I hope the champion of the World Taco Eating Championship at Fresno's annual Taco Truck Throwdown wins it and holds it up on behalf of Dana. That's what I want. That's what I want. Good luck. I want that winner to be there for Dana. Shake Shack News, a big fan of Shakeshack.

there's a couple of shake shacks here in the DFW area now one in Dallas one in South Lake Texas and I have been there I may have gone there I've been there yeah there's one there's a shake shack I think up in Plano that I haven't been to of course you know I don't think it's a so sad and the original shake shack is in Manhattan

42nd and 7 I think This is so sad. What do you mean? Who cares? There's Shake Shack. Who cares? When I'd go into the city on Saturdays, I'd go to the city Monday through Friday,

Shakeshack backed up. We had to send interns to get in line early to go down there when we wanted Shakeshack when we worked in New York. But when I go into the city on Saturday, you get there early enough, the line's not that long. So you're good, man.

Get it in a Shakeshack, get that order to go, head up to the studios. You are living large, baby. What's so special? Is there anything that makes them special? Yeah, they're good. They have the best burgers and the best fries in America. In and out.

Best burgers, best fries in America. Five guys. Shake shake. Five guys. Now, let me say this. The word shake is in their name, and I've always been disappointed with their shakes. Really?

Yeah, very disappointed. Not thick enough, not ice cream enough. Just not there. Just missing that in. If they could put, what they put. put on their fries in their shake. Oh, then you'd have fry shakes. But no, they'd be good.

They could put the magic that they have on the fries in their shakes. It'd be... They're opening a new shake shake in Manhattan. Again, another one. What are they doing on Broadway? I mean, it's like right around the corner. What are they doing? By the Ed Sullivan Theater.

I mean, I'm not saying they'll be busy. Trust me, they'll be busy. People are going to go there. But I'm surprised that they're... I mean, that seems kind of close. even in Manhattan. But, you know, why's Shaqa's so scattered?

No, why's it so scattered? Like, there's only two in the DFW area. I think there's three. Okay, there's three. That seems weird. Yeah, well, they just started in the last couple of years franchising out.

Okay, okay, okay. Because for the longest time, it was just the Manhattan Shake Shack. Really? Oh, yeah. The longest, that's where you went, man. Do you want to Shake Shack? You think about Shake Shack?

Oh, yeah, Manhattan. Forty-second. And it's a, just like chick-fellate, whether they just sell burgers or they sell other things. They have different, different style burgers? No, but it's just burgers? You are, you are pissed. The Teen Choice Awards, Fox's Teen Choice Awards.

Oh, we're on the other night. Did you see them? Uh, no? Uh, that's okay. Don't feel bad because no one else did either. So Lucy Hale and David, Dabrick. Who?

Lucy Hale and David D-O-B-R-I-K. Who? Like, who are these people? They're stars for the, they hosted the Fox Teen Choice Awards. That's why no one watched. And in fact, this was the, I don't want to throw it to make it too bad,

but it was the 2019 Teen Choice Awards, okay? It averaged, wow, a zero point two. That's only down 50%. Wow. 50% of the demo. 28% in viewers from the 2018 show, which put up a younger skewing awards there in his previous 0.4 million people.

Wow. Now, again, I didn't even know it was on. These are the kind of shows, and I know don't look at me like, but I do, if these choice awards are on, I do try to remember to go and click on them just to see what's going on. They didn't even make political statements because I like, right, because I like to talk, you know, I like to talk about them with you.

I like to say, hey, did you see the choice awards? Did you see how they dance? Is it what they wore? Whatever, something like that. Nothing. I didn't even know what was the only reason why I knew was my friend was part of it. And I saw his Instagram that was full with Teen Choice Awards picks. So, oh, so what was it?

It was part of what did you do? Was he like this? He one of the kids. Was a guy that swept the carpets or something? No, he was one. No, he was one of the kids, you know, the kids that get invited to be part of the. the show he's a chef. So is a seat filler?

No, he's from a Master Chef kids. He's not a Ciffel which that's the job that I want. I want that job. I learned about a seat filler with Kramer on the episode of Seinfeld. But that's a good gig. That's fun. That's a good gig. That's a good gig.

I like that. Seatfiller's a good gig. But no, he was one of the winners for Master Chef kids and he was invited. That's the only reason why it was happening. So. Taylor Swift was even there? Yeah, she received. Taylor Swift was even there.

We got nothing from her either of this. Absolutely nothing. Wow. Have they fall? I mean, Taylor. And that was a Fox presentation. Yeah. And nothing.

Taylor, what are you doing? She got an icon award. She did. There's a picture of her with her god awful outfit. I mean, her good-looking outfit. Oh, yeah. There it is. The icon awards got those like the little surfboard.

Oh, nice. I know. Looks good. Is that a cat? Well, yeah, she loved cats. So it's got like three cats, three kitty cats on it. Oh, I know, I know. So cute.

So cute. People just love you, don't they? They don't love her? No. No, they do not. But what was it? It was point four, but it was like 700,000 people watched? No, the point, don't, don't.

The zero point four was last year, my friend. Oh, okay. That gets you a million viewers. Oh, zero point four gets you. Okay, got it. Sorry. This year was the zero point two in the doubt. And that gets you what?

Get you about 720,000 viewers. I mean, 720,000 viewers, there's got to be less than that. Yeah. I mean, you got to be, I mean, 500? Yeah, I mean, maybe. Couldn't they just say, hey, come and watch it here? Right. We'll get you tickets.

Right. Can you put that in the arena where they were? I could run surface noise and get that. Fox could run surface noise. Yes. And they'd get more than 700,000 phone. calls. No question about it. I mean, wow. Maybe it's time to think about, let's wrap it up. I think it's time to just do it through social media, live stream it through social media. I'm good with that.

I'm good with that. Except, you know, how many do they get for like the streamies, for the streamies? For the streamies, they might as well, right? Yeah, just go. Just go ahead. And this, the whole thing I know to make a little political. It's about the debates. I think it's time to go away from the networks and start doing it. Boy, do I agree with that. And people want that.

There's petitions out there for that. And you know the networks are waging war against that. They should be. Well, come on. You freaking teen shows award gave you 700,000 views and that's it. You'd be fired if one of your shows only gets 700,000. Oh, my gosh. You be fired.

Pull the plug. Where's Roger Ailes? Pull the plug. Oh my gosh. The loudest voice. Where is he? Wait, isn't this where we play the out music for the show? I thought.

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