Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 175 | Fat Pile Friday - #MeToo Edition

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

Looks like #MeToo has grabbed a couple of people like Katy Perry and Placido Domingo. Then we cover the CBS HOT MIC moment from Norah O'Donell and Jeffy ends with a little task for you.   Learn more... about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Last week we offered a coupon for the double dozen from Krispy Cream. No, I don't have another Krispy Cream coupon for you this weekend. But I wanted to thank those of you that emailed in and collected your coupon because we asked you to email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. And next week we're doing tickets. We're doing movie tickets. Next week we're doing movie tickets. Overcomer.
Starting point is 00:00:29 So be prepared to participate in that. But I wanted to thank some of the participants of the double dozen. Some of my favorites were Donut code. Can I please have it? Donuts. Two people in a row. Donuts. Donuts good.
Starting point is 00:00:54 What are there, five? Hello, Jeffie slash Chris. I subscribe. And that the subject line was Krispy Kreme offer. And then donuts and milk. Hello, Jeffie.
Starting point is 00:01:10 In an attempt to become as fat as, I'm not going to read it anymore. Stopping right there. That's not funny. Not funny. And thanks for the coupon code. So I want to thank you all for participating.
Starting point is 00:01:21 There was a, please give me the coupon. I'm a subscriber and a download. I really enjoy listening to you on the podcast. what's up? I'm here for the double dirty. Wait, just the double dozen. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:35 Thanks, bro. And then awesome. So anyway, thank you for participating. Those of you that, there were many more. And those were some of my favorites that had emailed chewing the fat at the blaze.com to participate in the double dozen.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Next week, though, we got more free stuff for you coming up on chewing the fat. I mean, you never know. be free stuff coming up today. Never know. It's a fat pile Friday. Take the third caller. 8903-3-93.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Rift me off. Be off for an armies of juboka shake, free loop from Harry's Auto. No, you can't win any of those stuff today, but I wish we had to give it away. No, but on a series, no, next week, we're giving those overcomer tickets. We got it, the overcomber thing.
Starting point is 00:02:55 We just saw the movie. You got the early view. You fell in love with it. You want everybody to see it. We're going to talk to the people. You want to give tickets away. We got it. Done.
Starting point is 00:03:07 So, we're back to the Me Too movement. We questioned a couple of weeks ago, Me Too over. Me Too over. Well, last week we focus on Not Me. Right. Thank you. That's correct. Well, Not Me Me needs to make a headwin because now we've got Me Too kicking up again.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Oh, no. I know. Oh, no. Me Too kicking up. We had the Don Lemon story. right in the Hamptons he meet-toed some guy Katie Perry
Starting point is 00:03:34 hold on stop can you meet two guys can you meet two guys? Yes you can okay yes you can't Katie Perry if you're down lemon you definitely can absolutely and and
Starting point is 00:03:44 Kevin Spacey oh yeah well Kevin walked from his he did from the Massachusetts one he handled it pretty good freaking time I know that was ridiculous
Starting point is 00:03:56 and where's carthal cars now? I know. Have a nice day. But maybe Kevin's case will, I mean, Don's case will do the same thing. But for right now, and the details of that, if true, and we're supposed to believe everybody, right? We are. We're like, easy there, Don. Calm down, baby.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Donnie. No more shots for you. Cut them off. Uber. Katie Perry, getting M-Tude. I like that one, though. I like that one. Dude, she had some dancer that was part of her show, right?
Starting point is 00:04:32 And she liked him. And then apparently what he's complaining about is the one time he brought a friend who was dying to meet her. And it was at a birthday party. And I saw her. We hugged. She still was my crush. But as I turned to introduce my friend, she pulled my Adidas sweats and underwear out as far as she could to show a couple. couple of her guy friends in the crowd, My Penis.
Starting point is 00:05:06 I was horrified. No, he doesn't. He did not like that. I'm sorry, Jeff Fisher. Jeff Fisher. I'm going to post a question. Just saying this is that. Going after Katie Perry, me too, man.
Starting point is 00:05:21 So Katie Perry, Jeff Fisher, is a friend of yours. And you're attracted to her. And she goes, do you all want to see the? and she drops your pants. No, she didn't drop them, though. She just pulled the sweatpants wide up. She put it wide open and people. Take a look at that.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Take a look at that. Are you complaining? Horrified. Oh, my gosh. Are you complained that Katie Perry pull the elastic of your shorts and show people your don't? I am so embarrassed. Are you?
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yes. I am sorry. I am in heaven if Katie Perry does that to me. Actually, I want her to do that to me. Katie Perry, please. You had a bad... From now on, I'm wearing sweatpants every time I have an opportunity to see Katie Perry. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:06:12 She had a bad week. She lost the case. Oh, I know. She had lost a case. That case was ridiculous. No, it wasn't. But she actually, as far as... Yes, it was.
Starting point is 00:06:22 She caught. She missed up. No, she did not. She missed up on that. No, she did not. But she actually got a one. with it. She only had to pay like a couple hundred thousand. Yeah, a million. Yeah, then two million.
Starting point is 00:06:33 No, no, yeah, but the whole thing, but her cut. Her cut. There's only a couple hundred thousand. Yes. Yes. Nothing. Yeah. She pees that. She sure does. Yes. She's still out up on the yacht. Oh, look, I can't have my caviar tonight. I know. May sure we get one for tomorrow. We have to cut one day short on our vacation here on our yacht. Oh, damn. We can't refuel the plane in two hours. So I wanted to go. No, Katie. Sorry. We got to go. I wanted to. to stay here. No, sorry.
Starting point is 00:07:00 But now she's getting hit with this. I know. Like, come on a serious, no. On a serious, no, Jeff Fisher, two men's, two straight men right here. Attractive movement. Whoa, whoa. Two straight men. Me and you.
Starting point is 00:07:13 Two straight men. I guess right now I'm identifying as a straight man. Okay. Two men that identify as straight right now. Katie Perry's pull your last sick. So are you really complaining? Is that really traumatic? Is that really something we need to bring up to the light?
Starting point is 00:07:29 Because, oh, this is so stupid. The next person that's out of the Me Too list today. We have another one. Placito Domingo. Who? Don't you dare say who to Placito Domingo? Honestly, I don't know who that. Is that a doctor?
Starting point is 00:07:42 Does he do like, is he the inventor the placebo effect? Is he Dr. Placibo? Just because I have my head in my hand and I'm buried in sadness, doesn't mean you have to continue to talk. Lucito Domingo. You keep opera singer. one of the top voices in the world. And he's 78 now.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Ooh, he's not there yet, though. I mean, all you're going to do is just YouTube Placino Domingo and bring up the first thing that has hit. You'll love him. I mean, you'll be hooked right away. I guarantee it. So he is, he is being me too. And it's horrifying what happened. Horrifying, the one girl that is, uh, is.
Starting point is 00:08:30 up against him saying what a horrible person he was. Now, before I tell you what she says he did, I do want to tell you that CBS Evening News with Nora O'Donnell, again, you're saying, but I thought you were talking about CBS evening news. I am talking about you. You tell him you don't know who Placito Domingo is now? You can't.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I know you can't. Of course you know him after that. Think about it. Come on, man. Come on. Tell me you don't know who he is now. Yeah, you can't. He's pretty good, man.
Starting point is 00:09:24 Oh, my God, he's pretty good. He's pretty good, yeah, yeah. He got no kidding. It's Placino Domingo. And by the way, misspelled. We're going to put placebo. And it corrected to Placito. Yeah, because it knows.
Starting point is 00:09:35 I mean, you know. Yes, yes. So he's not a doctor of placebo. No, he's not. I want to apologize to Placito. Thank you. So, Nora O'Donnell, for those of you that aren't aware, is the CBS anchor of the CBS.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Now, that one I do know. She's good. She's cute. And they're doing the story on placebo. Placito. Oh, now you're going to correct me. Yes, I have. Yes, I respect him, man.
Starting point is 00:10:00 You heard he's telling? Yes, I respect this, man. Now, he's getting up there now. 70, I didn't realize, man. But 88 is our number. Everybody's getting old, man. Sad. That's life.
Starting point is 00:10:12 That's life. Everybody's getting old, man. Every time I turn around. Like, I see people, it's like, he's 78. I think, how can he be 78? I remember placebo when he was not 70. So before I tell you, one of the horrific acts that he did, and you're going to want to just drive placebo right into the ground after this.
Starting point is 00:10:37 I want to do the Nora O'Donnell report because she's doing the report on the CBS evening news. But how do they do this? They leave her mic up. Once again, hot mic takes him down. Hot mic. On a national news network broadcast. Hot mic. I mean, you want to talk about hiring people that don't know what the hell they're doing? Where's Roger Ailes?
Starting point is 00:10:59 Where is Roger Ailes? That's a different network, but go ahead. In a statement, Domingo said the allegations against him are inaccurate. And, quote, I believed that all of my interactions and relationships were always welcomed and consensual. Sounds like somebody else there. Oh, hello. Now, remember she works for CBS. Sounds like somebody else there.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah. You know, don't forget, MoonVez just got the boot for the Me Too movement. I mean, CBS has got the big shakeup going on. It's a Matt also got it? Well, that's different network. Oh. The, but don't worry about it. It's fine.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Don't worry about those silly network. It's fine. Different companies and all. You're fine. He did get in trouble, though. He did. But, but, uh,
Starting point is 00:11:51 so I, I like, I mean, Nora's, you know, that's a great line. She's funny. She's talking about something else.
Starting point is 00:12:01 I know, somebody else is going on, you know, because it's the line that, uh, the line that, uh, placebo,
Starting point is 00:12:08 uh, uses is his, you know, that's the, that's the out, right? That's the out. I thought everything was fine.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Uh, I don't know what the deal is. I thought it was all welcome. Sounds like somebody else there. So is she talking about someone in the studio, someone in the control room, someone in the company? Which one is it? I don't know, but it could be all of the above. You know, everybody's like scared right now.
Starting point is 00:12:38 All the guys at CPS. I did not touch her. Look, I got text message of her flirting with me. Oh, yeah. Now, there's plenty of places. Like, he just sold out the vet. $500 a seat to see this guy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:51 That's a lot of money. $2,000 a dollar bucks to see to see this guy. So there's a few opera houses now that are saying, well, we don't. We're going to wait until we get the final verdict on some of this before we start canceling. So at least Placito's getting a little bit of that. So this is worth $2,500? It's a different. What is this show that you're?
Starting point is 00:13:17 I just, this is 50 years at the Met. Oh, yeah. So he's just going through, you know, 650 performances and 52 roles. And the 50th anniversary of him was last year in November. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's amazing. Wow. So, of course, she blamed, one of the people,
Starting point is 00:13:36 and one of the people that is coming out against Blasito says that, this is one of the only person to allow her name to be used, this retired Meso. soprano, Patricia Wolf, WULF, the sole accuser to allow her name to be used, told AP that Domingo behaved inappropriately with her when she worked at the Washington Opera. Now, I'm going to tell you what he did.
Starting point is 00:14:11 And if you can't handle it, just know that it's Friday. And you're going into the weekend, you'll be able to, you know, you've got a couple days to, you know, to get a, over it, okay? So, even after she repeatedly rebuffed his advances, okay, his persistence continued. He would not take no for an answer. He would often, and I want you to just take a breath here, okay, he would often knock on her dressing room door, causing her to fear emerging if he was in the hallway. I don't know how I'm going to get through the weekend. I don't know how you could ever work with Placito Domingo again.
Starting point is 00:15:00 What are you talking about? Come on! That's a Me Too moment against this guy? Come on. I don't know what the other accusation. are, but that is ridiculous that we're actually considering that to be an issue. I mean, I got it that we're, you know, I've, you know, it's the power. And, you know, we have to, you know, be careful because he would, he could affect my job.
Starting point is 00:15:36 And we'll let's, I'd like some proof of that that that he actually did all of that. Instead of, hey, Patricia, want to go out? Placebo here. And then he starts singing and she would get embarrassed. I mean, after she, I repeatedly said no. And then he would knock on my door and I feared going out into the hallway. That's on you. That's not on him.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Now, I know they say that, like I said, you know, they were worried about his power and another, this whole power thing and this power structure. and afraid to say no. That's on you. That's on you. And you did say no, and all he did was continue to ask you. That bastard.
Starting point is 00:16:29 That bastard. I told him no multiple times. And then he would knock on my door. The horror. I don't know how you get through the day. Stop it. Stop it. All right.
Starting point is 00:17:01 It's Fat Pile Friday. So let's start digging through the pile. I mean, it's seriously. Seriously. The fat pile is, shall we say, fat this week. So we'll just, we're just going to try to plow through the fat if that's possible. So we'll get some headlines. We'll try to delve into a couple of the stories that are worthy.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Like the university that banned burgers. They banned burgers to, combat climate change. They should just shut this entire university down. Now, the one good thing, I'm sorry. That's why we don't want to be part of London. You're correct. That's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:17:43 The one good thing is that it isn't in America. But stuff like that comes across the pond way too fast. So quickly. Yeah, way too fast. It seems like it skips. Like it's like skips like a rock and boom, it hits California. And then it just spreads like a. Like a.
Starting point is 00:18:00 I can't say that. Like a Can't say that. Man who threw a death party for a wife sentenced to three years in prison. That is so. Three years for this. Let them die in peace. Well.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Okay, go down the list. Go down the list. Go down the list. He didn't really let her die in peace though because Dwayne Johnson. Dwayne Arden Johnson, three names, 59. He pleaded. guilty to criminal negligence. I mean, he pleaded guilty.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Sentence Monday. This drug-fueled death party. And so his wife was in the hospital. And she begged, according to him, begged him to take her home to die in January. And he did. And they held a death party. And so the death party apparently included a lot of meth. Is that wrong?
Starting point is 00:19:02 Well, I guess in Minnesota it is, especially in Minnesota in January. What's wrong? So, well, according to this, once his wife died at the death party, he was naked and ran outside yelling that his wife was dead. Oh, no. And then hurried back to into the home. Okay. A police found him in the bathtub. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:28 said he was trying to cleanse little white and black things from his skin. Oh, that was some... How many times have you been there, Jeff? You just did a line of Coke and you're seeing little black dots on your skin. Yeah. I usually, that only happens, you know, after the meth and the bath salts get mixed together. They also found, this, this guy, they also found 47 guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition. So?
Starting point is 00:19:54 It has nothing to do with the story. Right. I mean, were they... illegal? It doesn't say that in the story. Thank you. Was he supposed to have 47 guns without ammunition? Thank you. I mean, come on.
Starting point is 00:20:08 Yes, leave him alone. During the days-long death party. Wow. That's how you want to go. The couple rocked out to their favorite song, Quiet Riot's Mental Health. And according to this story,
Starting point is 00:20:23 abused meth. How do you abuse? Is this the real? See, that's not Quiet Riot, though. Is this just fantasy? That's not even close to Metal Health for Quiet Riot. If you know what Quiet Riot is or not. You probably never even heard Quiet Riot. You have no idea who they are, do you?
Starting point is 00:20:41 Nope. They are not that. Are you sure? They are not what you just played. I guarantee you that. Oh, you know what? That's Freddie Mercury singing with Quiet Riot. All right, continuing on Fat Pile Friday here on Chewing the Fat.
Starting point is 00:21:09 remember to subscribe to chewing the fat and tell your friends and tell your neighbors. And in fact, this weekend, the free thing that you can do for chewing the fat is you can tell someone, each of you are tasked with this task this weekend. And we know who you are because we see you. I want you to tell one person to listen and subscribe to chewing the fat. You don't have to tell multiple people, although you can. be nice of you, but I'm not forcing you to do any more than one.
Starting point is 00:21:43 But for an example, let's say you're at Home Depot. And, you know, you're at Home Depot and you're thinking, man, I need to get some AC filters. Well, for that, you're not going to Home Depot. For that, you're going to filter by.com. So let's say you're at Home Depot and you're thinking to yourself, man, I've got to get some lumber. There you go. I don't know. I need to have some two by fours cut correctly.
Starting point is 00:22:12 And you ask, hey, can I get a little help over here? I've got to get a two by four cut to size. Sure, no problem. Bill will be right with you. So when Bill shows up, you say, and Bill says, hey, how are you doing today? You go, oh, pretty good. I just need a two by four cut up. Hey, you know, I've been listening to a podcast lately called Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher.
Starting point is 00:22:34 you should really listen to chewing the fat and subscribe yourself. And then you can tell Bill what kind of, you know, how you want you two by four cut. Just an example of the top of my head. That's a good example, just the top of your head. And we all know that you can find you at Home Depot too. So there you go. Two bird one store.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Oh, you know, I have another idea. How about you visit your local Apple store? and how they have stop and how they have those computers you put chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher oh I like that all computers oh we could do that at the Sprint store yep you do at the ATT store you can do that the Verizon stores the Microsoft store and you just put chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher and then click on it and leave it up for everybody to see that I'll be doing that on Saturday You, my friend? And I'll send you some pictures.
Starting point is 00:23:34 That's a genius idea. I'm going to give you, I'm going to throw the genius out there, which is a rare. It is rare. Especially for you. And I mean, I might take it back here in a second. But for right now, I'll leave it out there. I'll take it. And plus, I'm so sick of you and your little iPhone crap anyway.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Because we're better than you. I was going to go back to the fat pile. And I've had this story sitting off to the side as a separate story outside of the fat pile. But you know what? Since you brought up, you're going to the Apple store. Because we're better than you. So this story talks about, sorry, Android users. These iPhone snobs won't date you.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Thank you. What are you talking about? But it makes sense why we hate each other. If it's not a blue message, I'm not going to bother flirting with you any further. Oh, okay. You know what? Good. Think about it, Jeff Fisher.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Think about it this. You hate stew. Don't you? Clearly. I mean, that's, I've made no bones about that ever. iPhone user.
Starting point is 00:24:39 You dislike me. Clear. I mean, I've made no bones about that. iPhone user. You dislike Pat. iPhone user. Now, Pat's,
Starting point is 00:24:51 you know, he's the butt. I mean, he's, he's teetering out the like dislike. You dislike Glenn Beck, iPhone user.
Starting point is 00:24:58 The IT guy that never fixes your stuff. Oh, he pisses me off. I know. iPhone user. Do you want me to keep going? It's amazing. It's amazing why you people don't use the number one phone in the world, the Android phone.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Instead, you stick with the... The most up-to-date iPhone with 300 points. It's the minority phone of the world, the iPhone from Apple. Android is number one. around the world, clearly. And that whole thing, I can't talk to you. When people with iPhones text each other, their messages send in blue little speech bubbles.
Starting point is 00:25:45 But when they text non-Iphone owners, messages send in a different hue. It's a signal they're talking to an outsider. Oh my God, do I want, I just want to text you right now, 8,000 texts. So your whole freaking phone is that green hue. It's gross, too. Makes me sick.
Starting point is 00:26:04 You're right You know what? I'm taking the genius thing away too Taking the genius thing Let's go back to the fat file Okay, so Ohio rep Wants to use fentanyl for state executions
Starting point is 00:26:20 Okay Good Do something All right I know all the states Are struggling to find their lethal injection drugs Just kill them
Starting point is 00:26:31 What are we doing? Just killed them Why are we It has to be. Humane. Okay, fine. I'm not saying, okay, you know, that sounds bad. Fine.
Starting point is 00:26:40 We're not going to take out the guy and then, you know, 12 guys. I don't even want to read the story. I'm okay with the firing squad too. If you have gone through the process and you're at the end of the line on death row. A lot of people stay in death row for a long time. I know forever, forever because they haven't exhausted all of their, all of their appeals. Which is fine. Which is fine.
Starting point is 00:27:03 A lot of money. A lot of money. Just wasting out the death row people. A lot of money. You can roll your eyes. We're not wasting the money on death row people. What are you kidding me? I thought those people were important.
Starting point is 00:27:18 They are. And that's our justice. That's our justice. And I got it. And if they should be able to exhaust all their appeals. You know, if I thought that was me, absolutely wonderful. Thank you. You definitely want to exhaust all your appeals.
Starting point is 00:27:36 Once you've done that, however, it's time to go. It's time to go. More than happy to pay for all of that whole thing. No problem. Once you're done that and you're still on death row, order your meal and. In some place they're pulling the plug on that. They don't even get a meal anymore.
Starting point is 00:27:58 That's on America. Right, you don't even get the, all you get is the bullet. Look at the meal. What the hell is that? That's wrong. Or it's a steak in the last year. That's wrong. I do agree on that one.
Starting point is 00:28:10 I do agree that they should get whatever you want. It's your last meal. Get what you want. Get whatever you want. Thank you. It doesn't matter. Order what you want. We'll bring it to you then.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Right. But when it's your last day and you're, oh, you know, I wonder what I'm going to eat today. Oh, you don't even get that? That's a bummer. More news out of my. Ohio State University. You know, this is a reason that I don't want to make anybody mad or not, but there's a reason
Starting point is 00:28:39 I was raised to dislike this great state of Ohio. Careful with that, the. The Ohio State University seeks to trademark the word the or the, whatever they want to call it, because they want to be able to say the Ohio State University.
Starting point is 00:28:58 You can still say the or the Ohio State University all you want, but you don't get to trademark that word. I'm sorry. Buckeyes. Ugh. That's the sickening for you, by the way. Sickening. The Buckeyes for you.
Starting point is 00:29:13 I can't take it. All the universities have there, the you. Missouri, M-I-Z. Z-O-U, baby. M-I-Z. Z-O-U. If you ever find somebody that has a university of Missouri, if you want to greet them properly, all you just do is M-I-Z. And if they're a worthy,
Starting point is 00:29:34 a citizen human being citizen from the University of Missouri they'll reply with Z OU if you don't get a ZOU just keep walking
Starting point is 00:29:46 don't even look at them don't even look at them anymore no I you don't need to do that no no no just walk away that would be wrong okay just walk away yes just continue to
Starting point is 00:29:58 so if I say M-I-Z and you don't get a ZIU don't do that Yeah. No, whatever you do, don't do that. That is wrong. So I don't know why the big deal is, but I see headlines now. Brittany Spears, 80 trips to Target last year. That poor.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Times are tough for Brittany. Well, yeah. After she shaved her head, she's not been the same person. I mean, she's shopping at Target. There's nothing wrong with Target. Slow down there. There's nothing wrong with Target. Target is better than Walmart, so at least she's not at Walmart. For Brittany? Yes. I mean, at least she's not at Walmart?
Starting point is 00:30:39 Yes. Oh, okay, Mr. Elitist. If she's at Walmart, then I'd be like, ooh, Britney, baby, you need 20 bucks? What do you do? But she's at Target. She's still, you know, she's still up there. So the total assets by the end of 2018, she was valued at being worth 59 million. I wonder she's shopping at Target.
Starting point is 00:30:59 I know. Oh, my gosh. Well, it was a little over $59 million, but it wasn't $60. No. If she was 60, she was not. shopping of Target. That's pretty sad. That is sad.
Starting point is 00:31:08 So, uh, she, and she made more, uh, two, she was 2.5 million ahead of where she was in 2017. So the investments are paying off a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Well, she's been on a lot of tours too. Plus she did the Vegas thing. She did the Vegas for a while. Yeah. And it says here that she, uh, made 80 different trips to Target.
Starting point is 00:31:29 She also made a number of trips to, uh, Ralph's and Home Depot. So. Hey, so she's a subscriber of the podcast. She'd damn well better be. And because I, you know, I'm all over Brittany on the Instagram. And her, uh, really?
Starting point is 00:31:45 And she spent over $66,000 on household supplies. What does that mean? Household supplies? Toilet paper. Yeah, toilet paper towels. Sanitary female stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Cleaning stuff. I mean, she's getting stuff for the crew to clean the house. Oh, she's not. Whatever. Look, she's out at Target. She's about right. She's out at Target. She's like, I'm sick of them overcharging me for cleaning supplies. I'm buying them for them.
Starting point is 00:32:10 I want this particular, I want the house cleaned with this particular stuff. So she gets it for them. I think that's nice of her. I think that's nice of her. So she has conservators and case management advisors. I didn't, why does she have that? Because she's crazy? Probably.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Why does she, I mean, obviously it's good. She's going to, good for her. It's going to retire fine and the kids will be okay. But I wondered why she's required. She has to pay them and they have, they're, I mean, they say here she had to pay the conservators and the case management advisors over a million. Oh, man, those bastards. I'd like to know why she, you know, which is fine if they're running, they, look,
Starting point is 00:32:58 she's up two and a half million from last year. So the million she spends on this, she's still up a million. a half from last year. It's okay. But why is she have to have this? The conservators and the case management advisors has got to be because she did shave her head.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Right. I keep going back to that. I know you do. It was a good look for her though. Was it? Was it a good look? Was it a good look for her? I think it was. I think it was, my friend. Ball girls to only be Barbies and that's it.
Starting point is 00:33:31 If you're a human being a lot, action human being and you're female, you should not be bald. That's creepy. I don't know. Jeff Fisher. Are you kidding me? What do you mean you don't know?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Stop laughing. People can't hear you. They think like you're gone. No, I'm serious. Anyway, speaking of being bald, you don't like the bald woman? I don't, definitely. No, that looks horrible. Again, if you're not a Barbie,
Starting point is 00:34:07 then there's not a lot of Barbies out there thank you for a reason no woman should not be bald I'll take like a bus cut and like a little bit of hair I'll take I mean take a girl with a boycott yeah that's what maybe I'm talking more of a more of a what's your name the the one yes the soccer player yes and there's another there's one that was around for years the exercise uh the exercise chick, you know. All right, let me look it up because I got to remember her name. All right, blonde, short, short hair. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I didn't need blonde, chubby, teen, shaved. Nope, from the free porn site. That's not who I'm looking for. Oh, yeah, Susan Powder. Susan Powder. Now, she had, she has really short, really short hair for forever on her infomercials. See, but that's not bald. She looks good.
Starting point is 00:35:04 I like that. I don't mind that. Okay. I don't mind that. You're talking about completely bald. Growth. Hey. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:13 All right. Fine. You're right. I give in. That's the mood I'm in. All right, baby. Fine. Do what you want.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I know it's Fat Pile Friday. But look, this weekend is a celebration of all that is good and holy and right in America. It's the 50th anniversary. of Woodstock. So let's party. Man, you want to talk about a different time in America. That was 50 years ago when they did Woodstock, man. That was a different time in America.
Starting point is 00:36:01 They can't even put a Woodstock together now. I mean, they tried and tried to put it together to no avail. But that was a big, big deal in 1969. I mean, those were the days. I mean, now we have, I don't know, we have, an adult club, an adult club in Omaha, Nebraska that's asking for, hey, look, moms, what are you doing while the kids are in school? Why don't you come by the strip club and dance for us? Now, a lot of people frowned upon that.
Starting point is 00:36:37 I would say, you know, maybe a few hours a day, make a little bit of cash. We need to hire about 25 or 30 dancers. We need some people out there, but, you know, we're just looking for some moms. We're just looking for some moms in the club. If you can make that happen for us, that'd be great. Thank you. Apparently, the club is still closed, so they didn't, the ad has not gone over well. They don't have enough dancers to get.
Starting point is 00:37:12 They couldn't get the young ones. They decided to go after the moms. Next, it's going to be the granny strippers, but we got to get this club open. We've got to get it off the ground. Come on, man. Once, they just got, we got to have at least six or seven people. Niche market. At least six or seven dancers, we can get this thing open.
Starting point is 00:37:27 But not yet. Nobody, nobody coming in. Plus, there's been a story out of Florida. It's been in the fat pile all week, which is why it's in the fat pile I've been trying to get to. This guy meets a girl online. They're going to go out on a date and have a good time and, you know, go out to dinner and do whatever.
Starting point is 00:37:47 He swiped right. They were happy. And he went. by the name of Craig and Mike to this girl. He went two different names to this girl was the same guy. I mean, that should be...
Starting point is 00:37:57 Red flag. It should be a sign. Right flag. Maybe a sign. You know what? Maybe I should swipe left on this. It's the same guy, different name left. But, you know, she goes out on a date with him.
Starting point is 00:38:11 He gets pulled over. He was, apparently he was speeding. And we're going to, we're going to, We're going to pull him over. Oh, he's pulled over for a tag violation. So now I'm already pissed now because I've been pulled over for that. You have? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:38:32 Don't even, don't. Don't even get me started on that. So he's got to test. So it's out of date, right? Tag violation. He's out of date tag. So he gets pulled over and he goes to pull over and he pulls over and then the police start to walk up to the car and he takes off.
Starting point is 00:38:46 I'm out. First date, she's in the car with him like, oh boy. Oh, no. There we go. So he takes off. And they start chasing him. Hello. It's the Flagler County down in Florida.
Starting point is 00:38:56 They got, we're chasing you. You're bringing you down. So they brought in the other police officers. They put out the strips. They put out the sticks to flatten the tires. He drives over him. Still continues to go. He does not stop it, man.
Starting point is 00:39:09 He is not stopping. So he finally hides up at myself wood, stops the car, takes off Rodin. Just leaves her. Leaves her with the car. What is she thinking right now? the police finally show up and she's behind the car going, I just, I was,
Starting point is 00:39:24 I just, I swamper, I should have slept last. I just know it by Craig and Mike and I kept telling him to pull over and he wouldn't do it. I don't know what's going on. It's not me. I got nothing to do about it. It's not me.
Starting point is 00:39:38 I was just listening to Chew of the Fat with Jeff Fisher. And the next thing I know, he's running from the police. I don't know what to do. I'm just out here by these woods. And so they start looking for the guy. They bring in air support. They tried to look for the guy in the woods.
Starting point is 00:39:52 He's still free. Wow. They don't know where he's at. He's still running. The girl that they were going to go out, they were going to go out to Denny's and just have a nice little dinner together. There's another sign for you. When your first date says, hey, what do you think we have a, we'll go out to Denny's for
Starting point is 00:40:06 the first date? I got nothing against Denny's. Is it first date material? I think not. Tell him to pull over. I was right. I just kept telling him, hey, what are you doing? Pull over.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You're going to get trouble. And I don't know.

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