Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 177 | The REASON Why Jeffy Loves Donald J. Trump

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

It's Monday and the news aren't stopping so Jeffy starts with a weird story out of South Dakota. Then we travel to Florida where black vultures are taking back their town and finally Jeffy ends with a SAD story out of NY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. I don't know where to begin because every time I turn around today, there's a new story that it's like, oh, we got to do that. I say begin at the beginning. How many people in your life? Seven. Do you know that have been pregnant?

Just, and not you specifically, Chris Cruz, the audience. You can turn your mic off. talking to you specifically. The audience, people in your life, you knew it was pregnant. Oh, you have the pregnant, you're pregnant. Oh, you're pregnant. And I mean, my wife swears, and I believe her, and she does swear, that she knew immediately when she was pregnant.

You know, she knew, was. I believe that. Yeah, I believe that. So, I have a freaking thing growing inside of that is born. You should know that you're pregnant. Thank you. A South Dakota woman, recently. gave birth.

She didn't know that she was pregnant. She started having pains. Thought it was some kind of kidney stone or some kind of, you know, a side ache. I would love our female audience to email us, letting us know that if pregnancy feels like kidney stones. She went to the hospital. The doctor said, you know what?

You're pregnant. Yeah, no, you're not having, there's no, kidney stones. There's no sideache. Well, there is a side ache, but it's brought on by pregnancy. And not only are you going to have one baby, not only are you

going to have two babies? Uh-oh. You're going to have a three babies. Now, she gave birth to these three babies. I mean, look, we've been having kids all over the world for millions of years. So they, you know, babies are easy to

Oh, hey, there's a kid. I'm sorry? Most people realize, they walk around. Oh, hey, that's a kid. They just drop out. Just drop. It's usually what happens. Oh, I didn't even know I was pregnant.

That's a kid. How'd that happen? She had three babies. Four pounds each. You had them in like in four minutes. So that was fast, man. I mean, she started, hey, there's three kids on the ground. Where the heck did they come from?

Oh, they hit the floor? Oh, yeah, wait. They still are fine. Babies are resolved. Oh, okay. She named her kids. Aw. Do we know the names?

One was Nikki. Nicky. Nicky, I like that name. One was Gypsy. Ooh. And one was Blaze. Nice. We have a Blaze baby.

So she's a fan? I guess so. I mean, she's not that big of a fan because it should have been like Blaze, chewing, fat. Yeah. So, you know, who wants to be the kid called Fat all his life? No, I'm serious. who wants to be the kid called Pat all this life, nobody.

Nobody. In one of the kids' plays. Does that get her off the hook for not knowing she's pregnant? I don't think so. It does with me. By the way, you look great. You look great behind that desk, Professor Jeffrey.

Thank you. Yeah, I know. For those of you that, you know, are watching. Are watching, yeah. You can see that we're in the new studio, the new Pat Unleashed, studio with a bunker or jail cell? No, this is the basement.

Oh, basement. This is the basement. Okay. You can see the by the bricks on the wall. It's, you know, it's downstairs. It's a finished basement. It's a nice finish basement. I know where you grew up, they didn't have basements.

We didn't have a house. You set a hut. You don't have basements. No, you don't. You can dig. When you live up north, you have basements. That's where, you know, people dig a big hole and that's part of the house. So anyway, you can see the new, you can see the new studios.

It looks really nice. They did a really nice job. And there's a little bit more to come. come and they're busy scurrying around here working on some other stuff as we speak to. But they did a great job. It looks great. And you can, thank you. I mean, I love the behind the desk.

Today students. Yeah, Professor Jeffie. Yeah, Professor Jeffey. Today we're going to all kinds of things. We're going to talk about politics and we're going to talk about, we're going to talk about people who are close to death and dying. We've already talked. Why are you seeing this voice?

We've already, because that's how you talk when you're a teacher. We've already going to. With a high pitch voice? We're already going to, I'm a teacher. This is how teachers talk. Hey, just just your normal. Is it one that you talk to? You're not?

No. Okay. If I talk like this, no. I can still hear you and can learn something from you. I don't feel like I'm a teacher with that point. So anyway, you can see that it's nice. And I don't want to be a teacher anymore. I never like teachers when I was in school.

You have the mug with the pants. You have a red pen? Oh, you do have a red pen in there. Wow. And a highlighter. And you got paperwork? like you're grading. And some of them have some writings on it too.

I feel like you're actually upgrading some papers. This is what I have to deal with every day, just to be clear. For those of you that want to comment on the opening story about knowing if you're pregnant or not, you can email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. I'm willing to bet that it's a rare. We hear stories about it all the time, but I still believe that it's a rarity that you just don't know.

you're pregnant. Unless you're like really overweight, then I understand it because you feel like it's just heartburn. That's what I've heard. Is it? Is it? That's what you've heard?

That's what I've heard. Have you interviewed? I've interviewed plenty of 500 plus women who have been pregnant and not know it. Not knowing they thought it was just heartburn. And I get it. Maybe girls in that area. And so then the next thing you know,

oh, what's that a kid? A kid. Usually happens in a toilet. but hey at least the baby's okay so we've talked many times on this broadcast about uh cruise ships and how much we

want to like them but we don't and I advise people don't look at me like that does that come sailorway.com I know we're going on a big cruise I got it

a big sponsorship for the network I got it And this is a brand new ship. It's already a brand new. Brand spanking new ship. Comes out of the factory and then poop into the water. They don't even know. The factory doesn't even know it's had a ship in it.

No. They do not know. Hey, what is that? A ship. A glenbeck ship. Oh, amazing. We didn't even know we were pregnant with a ship. There it is.

So, an out-announced inspection of the Carnival Fantasy cruise ship by the Center for Disease Control and Prevention resulted in the worst. in the worst sanitation grade in the cruise lines history. Now, I know, I know, we need to be careful with these sounders too. Shows are getting fined for Aaron Sounders. Is that a, is that a real professional sounder? That is a real professional sounder. Because shows are getting fined us.

The Walking Dead, Jimmy Kimmel. They all got fined a bunch of money for airing the, I know I got to find the stupid story I'm in the middle of the crew story I gotta think about the And by the way you say What were the shows are you talking about Jimmy Kimmel

Uh huh Walking Dead Uh huh There was a couple more A couple more Okay I just want to throw this out there Thank you for

bringing this show Into the level of walking dead Oh And Jimmy Kimmel Are you saying that it's not But I don't think our budget Is even worthy of a lawsuit

So I don't think they're going to come after you. I just want to put that out there. I don't think they're going to come after chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. See, I disagree with that. So, all right, here we go. False emergency alerts. All right, the FCC reached a handful of settlements with media outlets. The agency found that Kimmel Live, Walking Dead, Animal Planet's Lone Star Law,

and Morello Radio Holdings. I don't know what that. Who's that? I don't know. But that blows your theory right off the, right on the water, okay? Yeah, it does. All misused the EAS tone. Because it's owned by whom?

Because. Who owns this? The FCC, the government. The government doesn't own anything. The EAS tones, they do. The tone outside of actual emergencies is to protect the integrity of the system. That way, listeners aren't confused when there's an actual emergency that warrants the alert. Okay, so you tell me, I'm watching Walking Dead and I hear, e-ah-ah!

Yes. E-ah! No, sweetheart, no. That's what they said. They've got to keep the integrity of the tone down. Do they? Yes. That's government talk for like-

Companies have agreed to pay, and really, okay, we just named, okay, Jimmy Kimmel and Walking Dead, just those two shows. Million dollars. Let's set aside Animal Planets, Lone Star Law, and Morello Radio Holdings. Who? Thank you. The companies have agreed to pay a total of more than $600,000. Oh my God, they freaking pee that. That's nothing.

That's nothing. Seriously, that is nothing. That doesn't even a slap in the wrist. Kimmel and Walking Dead. Okay, fine. Just walk away. Here's your money. Who do we send the check to?

Yeah. And that's not each. That's the total. No, that's a combined. That's what I'm saying. That's pretty chinty. So the FCC can issue the sanctions and the violations

not limited to monetary forfeitures. Wow, they can do a lot. I'd like to be uninterested to what else they could do. Kimmel used it three different times. in a comedy sketch, an Animal Planet crew recorded a real alert when filming during Hurricane Harvey in Texas, which was then rebroadcasted

in an episode of Lone Star Law. People may have actually thought that Hurricane Harvey was happening at the time. Again? Stop it. That's why it was only 600 grand. Even the FCC knew, shut up. Yeah.

We just got to make people think that they can't use it again. And who was the stupid intern that brought that lawsuit to the FCC? Hey, look what they're doing. I was watching Walking Dead. And I actually thought that the EMS went off. So anyway,

back to the cruise line. Our horn. I mean, that's a real. That's an air siren. I know, but we have air sirens telling us here in Texas that there's tornadoes and stuff. So let me. This is not a real tornado warning.

This is not a real tornado warning. And to be clear, when a tornado hit my house, this siren did not go off. The siren that's supposed to go off did not go off. So, agonizing. By the one, before we continue to the cruise ship story, how's the house coming along? Is it all fixed?

100%. The hole is fixed. It's covered. Rooms are done. Rooms are done. It doesn't smell like water. Perfect. That is so good.

I'm happy for you. Now, what we've done is we've left the outside of the roof still looking like there's a tarp on it. Oh. Because we don't want people to think it's fixed. It's fixed. Yeah, but it's fixed. Okay. Be dumb to have people.

Absolutely, yeah. So, I mean, you want people to think, no, there's still a tarp on the roof. And there's still, you know, there's a hole there and they're suffering and it's... Still, all the rooms are torn apart and the upstairs air conditioner doesn't work. You want people to think that that still... That still has happened.

It's not. But in reality, it's all fixed. Okay. Did I mention that the CDC... Visited a cruise. Yeah. The Carnival Fantasy cruise ship. And what?

happened. We're like 13 minutes into the show and we have not covered. I'm getting to it. Why are you? I'm just saying, okay. Sorry. I'll turn off my mic. Thank you. Much appreciated. Hope it would happen earlier. So apparently ever so often the CDC stops by a cruise line. Hey. Hello. Yeah, Captain. Yeah, Captain. We're here to, we're here to inspect. the ship and we need to search the ship and we need to inspect it, you know, just for safety purposes. Now, I'm guessing that for the most part, when... Hello?

Yeah, Captain, CDC here. We're here to inspect the ship. No, no, no, nobody home. No. Well, I know that somebody's there because you answered me. So unless you can come down with an envelope full of cash, we're going to need to inspect the ship and I'm really tired so don't make me walk around this ship. No cash, no cash.

I'm sorry. You got to let me in, Captain, because we're going to inspect it and I'm pissed now. Okay, because I'm not getting any cash and you're going to make me walk around this damn carnival fantasy ship. So, bowls and utensils weren't clean. Bagels and bread attracted not less than 15 small flies. sushi was prepared on inappropriate surfaces. Okay, so I'm just going to stop there. We're not done, but I'm just going to say that, okay, so we search the ship,

and right away, if the kitchen isn't 100% clean, if they just got done serving or whatever, and I don't know, but there's going to be bowls and utensils, maybe sitting in the dishwasher that aren't 100% clean, but don't forget, he didn't get the cash. So he's got to inspect the ship.

If bread is left up, Your flies are coming in, right? I mean, that's what happens when you have sushi and food around. Flies come in, especially in, you don't know what country they inspected this cruise on the ship. And they also, water came out the color of sludge. That's not good, no matter where you're at. So Flint water? Yeah, Flint water on the cruise ship.

Oof, that is not good. These infractions and more are publicly documented on the report. Wow. So the oldest of Carnival's fantasy, Clasship's Carnival Fantasy, earned a 77 out of 100. Oh, that's a C? Now, you don't really want that with the...

Oh, you don't? Now, 85 is a passing score. So that means that for years when... Hello? Yeah, Captain. Now this is CDC. We're here to inspectors to ship. Thank you.

You got an 88 today. Gone. So everybody gets that... You know, depending on the how much is in this envelope? You got a 95. You guys are looking good today. Hey, out of 195, you're good. You're a lion.

That was immaculent. But instead, you get, Hello. And this is the CDC. I'm here to inspect your ship. Oh, no money. Sorry. No, no.

Oh, man. Was that bowls and utensils in the dishwasher still sitting there? Yeah, those aren't clean. We've got to write you up for that. Bagels and bread are flies. Look at the, look at that. Are you making sushi on that surface right there? that's against the rules. We can't do that.

And for sure, we need to do something about the Flint water coming out of the pipes, man. That's a fact, by the way. You're not even next to Flint. That needs to happen. We're like right now, okay? So they get the failing score. Do they do they dock it after that? Supposed to? I don't think so. Really?

I don't think so. That's highly upsetting. I don't think that shuts it down. I think that just means you. Then why do you come? Because they want you to work on it, right? Okay, but usually, for example, there's a taco place here in Fort Worth, and I don't know if this has gone through your show sheets yet,

but there's a taco place that has filled two inspections in a row, and they will not let it open. So you're telling me that you cannot have it both ways, where you shut down a taco place, and you're not shutting down a cruise liner, that is housing hundreds of people with Flint water. So the carnival fantasy inspectors outlined a list of 44 violations total. That's a lot of.

Brown water discharged from two shower hoses in the medical center. Oh, we're not going there. Film and excessive visible debris was found floating in the main pool. And there were people in the pool at the time of the inspection. You can't judge it. You can't judge it. People are dirty. Is that a quote?

Yes. And there were inadequate chlorine levels on the water slides. Just buy a gallon of chlorox and dump it. One crew member. was found to have symptoms of acute gastro and and if that wasn't enough, sneeze guards were lacking at multiple food stations. Oh no.

Oh no. Now, there's something else that was wrong to on this ship. I mean, this is where you know he didn't get his money. Okay? You just know it. You just know the inspector or inspectors didn't get their money. They're pissed.

I have to walk this whole ship. walk around the stupid ship. Take out the freaking thermometers. The vessel's sanitation program. The program, okay, that evaluates cruise ships during special things, those were up to date. Oh, no. Yeah, they were not up to date. What were you kidding me.

Did they cover the vomit slash fecal plan also? They did, as a matter of fact. Did they pass that? Yeah, no. Oh, no. Well, it wasn't that there was a problem. It's just that there wasn't up to date. Not even the fecal.

Not even the fecal slash vomit protocol plan was not up to code. No. The plan itself. The plan itself was not up to code. I remember working on those on the, when it wasn't cruciers, remember the gambling ships I used to go out. Oh, yeah, you did. The radio spots, right?

And they were, you know, code green, level two. Code green, level two. I don't know if that's, I don't know if the fecal vomit accident plan has a code. Green, level two. They forgot to label it correctly? Apparently so. But that's what happens when you don't pay the inspectors. So the moral of the story is?

Pay the inspectors. Or keep the ship clean. I mean, we could go there too. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat today. For those of you listening on the Blaze Radio Network, thank you very much for coming along for the ride. I appreciate it. Thank you.

Thank you. But remember that you need to subscribe to chewing the fat. And you say to yourself, but I'm listening on the Blaze Radio Network. Why do I need to subscribe to chewing the fat? Because if you don't, we're going to send vultures to your home, and you will never be able to get rid of them. Because who knew? Who knew?

I mean, I will send a chewing the fat vulture directly to your home. That's a fact. In fact, that might be a new product to buy at shop. Attheblaze.com and chewing the fat vulture. Nice. Who knew that black vultures are federally, and I didn't know that there were any other color of vultures, by the way, but the story says black vultures are federally protected migratory birds.

A permit is required to legally take a black vulture, but there's no permit required if you want to disperse or discourage them from coming into your areas or if they're, you know, potential to livestock. And why am I talking about vultures? Because there's a family home in this community in Florida, that's got swarm of vultures. They've crashed through their pool in closure, the screen. They're puking and pooping all over this guy's backyard.

Can I coach you on that? Yes. He said he fixed it once and then they still came back. Now, according to the reports, there's some neighbor that is feeding some of the wildlife. If you can't get rid of the vultures, maybe you get rid of the neighbor. I mean, come on.

Now, you gotta be able to put a stop to that. Someone has to be able to put a stop to that. And I'm, I don't want anyone to go over there and, you know, actually put an animal. Put an end to the neighbor, but someone's got to put a stop to her feeding the, feeding the animals and or the vultures.

He said it's set. He described the smell as like a thousand rotting corpses. That's a lot of corpses. The vultures have destroyed screen enclosures, overtaking the pool and barbecue. A few times the family has visited. Now this guy's got, it's in Ibrose County down in West Palm Beach.

He's got, you know, his home up in New York. He comes down to West Palm when he has an opportunity. Oh, so he's one of those boogie guys. So it's, it's, I know it's going to be hard to feel sorry for when it's a vacation home in Florida down to West Palm. But, come on now. So the few times the family has visited, they've had to park their car in the garage,

which, by the way, the, how, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, horror of having to park your car in the garage is just too much. Wow. But they had to park their car in the garage to avoid the birds pecking at them when they don't park in the garage. They're being attacked by vultures. The vultures were here first. Oh, my.

Thanks, Pita. So one of the neighbors says it's gotten worse and she lives next door to the person who's feeding the vultures and the other wildlife. And she said the vultures tore through her pool enclosure as, well. And she said, you imagine the 20 vultures trapped inside this pool enclosure. They're biting each other. They're biting. They can bite through bones. They're banging against her window running away. I want to see video this. There's blood everywhere. She said it was vile. She said it was vile in a vicious traumatic event. Okay, shut up with the traumatic event. She said it was Memorial Day,

so no company I called would come out and help me. You know what company would help you? Smith and a lesson. Just off the top of my head. I could, you know, there might be others. Sears the one thing has a vulture, you know, branching out? This is amazing that you can't do anything.

Now, the U.S. Fish and, you know, the U.S. Wildlife Service, it's hard to get a federal permit to kill the protected bird. Okay, no problem. Is it really hard to accidentally, you know, what happens if the swarm of birds, I don't know, drown?

I mean, they're inside your pool enclosure. Okay. I mean, they just slip off and accidentally get in your pool and not get out. How are they accidentally you put them in the pool? They're fighting back there. You heard the lady. Okay. So do you just grab them by the neck and just shove their head into the water accidentally?

Like, how do you put a host? No, I'm not talking about humans doing it. I'm saying if it was an accident that the vultures would slip into the pool. end up there. He said he tried to hang balloons on his screen and played music all day. And it didn't really work. Yeah, why would you hang balloons?

Just to, you know, so they would keep them away. So it looked like the balloons up on top of the pool enclosure would give them some kind of. That's going to attract me. If I'm a vulture, I'm like, oh, look at those colorful balloons. And apparently that's what happened. So the two years, so now they're not going to go back down there until the problem is fixed.

I am telling you something. This is ridiculous. I think that Jeff Cruz Vulture removal service that we That we offer New Jersey Well we offered New Jersey to get rid of the seagulls The seagulls Yeah no they have the vulture problem

They have a vulture problem But we can we bring hawks and they can fight it out I don't know if they I vultures might not care Vultures might say a hawk What about that bird? Bring that hawk on What about that bird that is in your backyard that pecks on the hawk. Will he be good at this?

He might. Can you call him? Vultures are nasty though. Oh yeah, they eat dead things from the side of the road. And? That's nasty. They need to survive.

Yeah, but don't eat dead stuff. Kill something. And see, there's another thing. Maybe you just, every so often you throw animals out in your, I would throw like a dead animal out in your neighbor's yard, so the vultures go over there.

The lady that keeps feeding them, just keep throwing dead. animals over there in her yard. Yeah, those dead raccoons. All of them. Any animals that aren't protected from the Federal U.S. and Wildlife Federation,

throw those animals. Go outside. Go to the meat market. Hey, can I have a... I'll take that raccoon there. No, don't worry about skin it or anything. Is it still running around? Yeah, no, it's fine now. Just I'll take it like that, no problem.

And just throw it in the neighbor's yard. The vultures are going to go over there. Can you poison them? I think if you... poison them, they won't die right there and then. They just die somewhere else. How dare you? There has to be something.

There's got to be something. There's no way that, like, if you're really having 20 different vultures coming in. Right. You've got to be able to, maybe you don't poison them, maybe you give them some sort of laxative. No, no, geez. No, they're bad enough. Oh, no, no, no, because you're pooping laxative.

No, you don't want that problem going on. What about, remember? You just put it to sleep and then move. them. We put them asleep and then take them out of the, take them out of the Everglades. Yeah, they can fly back. They can wake up.

They can fly back. They won't though because they'll be out of the Everglades. Remember that story we did a, the Gators will eat them? Last, last year of those compressors that will fire go, remember that? The city bought those compressors to scare away birds and can we can.

It might work. But then the guy said that he played music, so that didn't work. So noise is not something that they are. Vultures don't care. Yeah. Vultures, like, whatever. You just have to definitely, you know, call Jeff Cruz,

Vulture Removal Service and... That way. Only we won't do it that way, because that would be wrong. We'll do it humanely. We promise. There are times even here on chewing the fat when we need to,

you know, break our own little. rules. And talk a little Washington, D.C. Talk a little chewing the beltway. Something like that. I really haven't come up with a strong name for it. But we do know that Attorney General William Barr has ordered the removal of the top U.S. prisons official following Jeffrey Epstein's death. Have a nice day.

He's going to name the new director of Federal Bureau of Prisons is Kathleen Hawke-Soyer. She's going to replace Hugh Hurwitz. Hugh was not doing that great of a job. And, you know, you think this is really mad. You think he wasn't doing a great job? What just happened last weekend? One prisoner, one federal prisoner. One high value prisoner.

Committed suicide. He can't stop all suicide. Yes, he can. Whatever. All right. So anyway, you've got that to look forward to. So things are all good at the federal prisons now. It's all solved.

Good job, Bill. You have to worry about it. Good job, Bill. Ever again. Here here. The next Jeffrey Epstein comes in. That's the way it goes. Here, here.

Good job. Congratulations. Also, I try to, this is why I like President Trump. Okay. There are times when you say to yourself, do you really like president? Do you really like them?

Is he okay? And then you think, ah. And then there are times when you think, this, you know, this is why I like him. Now, he was asked about buying Greenland, which I say I'm in. I am so and Jeffrey.

Take it over. We need something new. Take it over. I love the pictures of Greenland with the green Trump Tower. Come on, man. On the coastline. It's hilarious.

But he was asked about it. He was, you know, that's where he loves the press as he's going to and fro in helicopter one and airplane, Air Force One. He loves to stop and chit chat and take questions. That's where he takes it all.

Everybody, you all the press, you all hate Donald Trump. He's the only one that stops every day. time and talk to you on the way in and out of places all the time. Mr. Mr. I hate the press stops and talks to you every time. So you just keep it bad-mouthed him. But when asked about the possibility of purchasing Greenland, he gave the answer that makes me, well, that it dears President Trump to me.

Well, a lot of things could be done. I mean, essentially it's a large real estate deal. It's a lot of things. Done. I mean, you should just stop there. It's a large real estate deal. That's me. Art of the deal.

Donald Trump. That's me. That's why I'm in office for you, okay? Well, then he decides, you know what? I need to elaborate a little bit more. Things could be done. It's hurting Denmark very badly because they're losing almost $700 million a year carrying it. Bubs is what they are.

They're losing. Denmark is losing money carrying Greenland. I'm going to take it off their hands for them. All right, I'm going to save Greenland. I'm going to save Greenland for you. So they carry it at a great loss. and strategically for the United States, it would be nice. See? Military? Perfect.

Space force? Space force. We're all right there, baby. Yep. Bitcoin. Strong. Wait. Bitcoin, it takes a lot of, you know, a cooler system to cool down the Bitcoin machines.

You put a Bitcoin department of Bitcoin in Greenland. I've letting you dig the hole for this because I... And we're a big ally of Denmark, and we help Denmark, and we protect Denmark, and we will. Because they're a big ally. We protect Denmark. We protect Denmark. And we will. We're going to continue to protect Denmark. I want to make sure that's clear.

And the Bitcoin headquarters will be there too. In fact, I'm supposed to stop. I'm thinking about going there. I'm not necessarily definitely going there. But I may be going. We're going to Poland. And then we may be going to Denmark. Not for this reason at all.

Wait. So, in fact, I'm going. Let me hear it again. Do you need me to rewind this? I do. I need to hear exactly what he's... In fact, I'm supposed to stop. I'm thinking about going there. I'm not necessarily

definitely going there, but I may be going, we're going to Poland, and then we may be going to Denmark. Not for this reason at all. That's why he adheres himself to me. I love him. I love him. And it's most definitely... Is it out the front burner? But we're looking at it. It's not

number one on the burner. He's looking into it, Jeff Fisher. That is fantastic. I love him. I love him for that. I want to, please, we have to break. We've got to break. I want it all broken up each one of the...

I'm going. I'm thinking about going. We've got to break that up. That's so fantastic. In fact, I'm supposed to stop. I'm thinking about going. I'm supposed to stop. I'm thinking about going.

I'm not necessarily... I'm not necessarily... I'm not necessarily... definitely going there. But I may be going with... But I may be going to Poland and then we may be... We're going to Poland. Going to Denmark.

Not for this reason at all. But we may be... After Poland, I love him. I love it. That's all I gotta say. I love it. So is that wall worthy? What you're saying?

I don't know. It might be. It might be. But what is wall worthy? The whole... I'm going. I'm not going. I may be going.

The whole thing is so good. I think so... Like, this is what? 39 seconds. It's so good. And look, it's off the cuff. Oh, and by the way, I know people are screaming right this. Hold on.

Violation, violation, political violation. Okay, you may continue now. Thank you. Fire marshal says Donald Trump, Bosen smashed Elton John's attendance record as the arena is true. Aha, yeah, thank you. Back in my back last night, we fly.

Thank you. So Trump, they were all mad. Pack his backs. Saying, oh, a big pop star attendee. I know they said that he'd be had more people there than Elton John. Shut up. Thank you. Thank you.

So, here's the New Hampshire arena on last Thursday night. He broke the record. So the fire marshal was on Donald Trump's side. So there you have it. Did you notice that there was not a lot of coverage of this rally? I did. Political, political violation. Political violation.

But I didn't know that he was going to have a rally. Usually there's a big buildup. Everybody's upset that he's going to do a rally. And then Beto says he's going to do another rally against his. But I noticed there was no buildup to this rally. It was just like, I feel like it was just out of the cuff. Like, I want to be New Hampshire. Go get me arena.

I want to build Elton John. And it was no coverage. And so they did. Oh, yeah, they did. He had a few thousand outside the arena. He had a few thousand outside the arena, let alone the crowd inside the arena. So don't play your stupid little political thing I know because I got it, but I just had to cover it today, okay? Skydive.

I mean, I want to. It looks like it would be fun. But then I see the story of the lady that jumped out 5,000 feet, parachute didn't open what are you thinking what's going through your mind when the parachute is not going to open jump out of the plane

you're living life large you got the wind you're directing yourself everything is beautiful and look at the beautiful sky look at the ground and you are traveling at some serious speed

and you go up okay we're getting close it up I got to pull the parachute. Pull. And pull. Pull. I'm screw. Shit.

You are doomed. Yeah, that's what happened to her. She was doomed? She was landed. She landed in a wooded area. I mean, I guess you try to pick. They tell you, I've read articles where they tell you to try to pick, you got to hit and roll. right when you're coming down you got to hit and roll and not to hit you don't want to hit the wooded area because you don't know what you're going to get into in the wooded area right i mean you could a tree limb again you know goes through you're done yeah uh so you want to try to uh those limbs aren't breaking your fall by the way

are you sure because i've seen it in movies i know i know that doesn't you always go into the and they go and then then the limb four through you gone So you want to hit according I remember reading an article where it talks about If you're crashing like that you got to go down Try to pick an open spot And roll As soon as I mean as you're coming down hit the ground You got to roll right you get it's almost that tuck and roll

And I'm just saying what they said Did she do that? I'm just saying what they say No she did not It said here she landed in a wooded area No she didn't she lived several fractures and a broken vertebrae. Come on, man.

Expect it to survive. Now, according to the U.S. Parachute Association. Of course, there's an association. I love the U.S. Parachute Association. They told the interviewer that parachutes failing to open are usually caused by user error. Yeah, packing. Yeah.

Now, this is what you get when you're taking money from Big Parachute. Yeah. The U.S. Parachute Association is all behind Big Parachute, man. The USPA. The Taked money left and right from the Big Parachute, man. Oh, it's the user's fault. It's not the Parachute's fault.

It's never the Parishers fault. Right, thank you. Thank you. That's because of Big Parish. You don't want to mess with Big Parishu. No, you do not. But I used to work with a guy. Of course.

In Tim. I swear to. I swear to you, I swear to you, I worked with a guy. Arch Deal. And he was, and he worked in our news department. Now he also lived through a skydiving accident. And I mean, he came in, he would do the news all bent. Arches.

He was not as tall as he was originally before the fall. There's no doubt about that, man. Now, he said he broke it, Arch broke his neck one millimeter from a hangman's break, six ribs, back and pelvis. I mean, that's doing some rehab time there. But after that, he still jumped again. He jumped like thousands of times after that. I guess you figure, why not, right?

You've already, what's the worst can happen? I hit the ground. So, now I did, on the side note of that, though, just as a side note, I do know a person that was friends of mine as well that skydived. Oh, no. He didn't make it? He did not. Oh, no.

Very, and I was going to leave you with, uh, Power line wires are not your friend. They are not your friend, man. So look for the open area. Duck and roll, baby. Duck and roll. And I've got a stack of crime stories to do too. So those of you listening on Blaze Radio Network,

you need to subscribe because we're doing some crime stories after this. We're duck and roll, man. Traveling out of the sky. How fast are you going like 100 pounds an hour? I think I could duck and roll over there. Right. Why didn't, why didn't, this is, this is not my crime stories. Why didn't we think of the ransomware stuff?

I know it's a crime. You go to jail, I got it. I don't want to. If you get caught. Thank you. That's what, every, every person in prison. If you get caught, I did. That's how it started?

I did. Hey, I wonder if I get caught. I could do this, but nobody thinks they're going to get caught. That's why they do the crime. You never think you're going to get caught. Yes. So, but there's, Now there's stories of cities in Texas, I'm sure, all over the country,

that are getting hit with ransomware strikes. We talk about it here, Florida, Georgia, and I think somewhere up north. And some of these cities have given in and said... Well, they need their stuff back. Yeah. And then the guy got fired. Do you believe it? The guy in charge of the IT department got fired after that. He went before the city council said, I got nothing. Give the guy your money.

You're fired. No, they didn't fire him then. They said, give the guy your money and then get the IT department, you know, get us stuff back. And he did, and that's what they went. Thanks, Bill. You're fired. And come to find out, he was the one that threw the ransomware at the city. That wouldn't surprise me at all.

But look at that, 23 towns in Texas? Right. So you get those little cities, right, that aren't really protected. They're just small cities. They're what? Maybe you walk away with a couple hundred thousand? Yeah, like a, maybe. Times 23?

Right. That's a good day. That is a good day. That is a good day. And you figure, what, maybe half say yes. right off the bat. Here's your money. Here's $100,000. Give me my computer system back. And then they figure out, you know, they're going to stop you next time. And if you say no, I mean, I don't know, I'm not aware. My letter is different from other letters sent out to

ransomware people. But how long do you give them, right? And then do you actually take them down? Oh, you take them down. You have to, right? You have to. If you're the ransomware guy. As a proud criminal, you have to taken down. You have 24 hours to Mima 100,000 demand on, I don't know, Bitcoins or whatever. And if you don't have it. You have to follow through.

Sorry. And you delete everything. You got to give more than 24, though. Got to give the city, because I got to react a little bit. No, 24. No, you got to get more than that. You make them. No, because cities can't react like that.

They're slow moving. Exactly. So you fire up a couple days. 48 hours. 48 hours? 48 hours. Yeah, 48 hours. You're going to get caught of 48 hours.

Two and four hours, you're in and out. That's kind of a good point. 48 hours, you're already tracking you. Because you have to make contact again. Think about it. 24 hours, right? 48 hours have to make contact twice. Hey, you have 24 hours left.

Boom, get caught. That's true. All right. 24, you got 24 hours. Give me the money. All right. So other crime that's going on in America, I see where a grocery store was rated in at New York City.

And they're here. They're outside of my building as well. What happened there? So the Brooklyn grocery store rated by the NYC Sheriff's Office The New York City Sheriff's Office By the way, I did not know they have a sheriff's office I didn't know either

I mean New York is They've got the NYPD You've got the New York Sheriff's Department You got Homeland Security I mean you got what else You got ICE You got ice The State Troopers

State Troopers And the people on the horse What are they called? No, that's NYPD Oh that's NYPD Oh that's still do that The Coast Guard? The Coast Guard

Damn horse. You got a Coast Guard. Yeah. They're covered. And yet they suck. So they raided a grocery store last week and turned up, and this is why they raided him,

because the grocery store, I don't know, was doing things illegally. The king wanted his money. They were on-tax cigarettes, snuff and liquor, more than half a million dollars worth. So what you're saying is that the shop owner

forgot to pay the police liaison on and they were like you got 24 hours to pay me. I want the tax stamps on this. Or. Or. Actually, this probably, this grocery store was probably under, oh, you know what this. Did you get it? Who was, what?

Oh, did you connect the TV shows? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've just realized that this store, the police officer that was watching over this store is the guy that just got fired. No. This got fired for it. Really? Is that it? The guy, there was in Brooklyn, right?

Yeah. It was in Brooklyn, right? Yeah. The guy that killed Eric Garner. Garner. That guy, it was in Brooklyn, right? Yeah, he was fired. And it was over what?

It was over what? On tax cigarettes. What happens late last week is this store gets raided. Oh. In Brooklyn. On tax cigarettes and liquor. And the hope he got fired this week. Also, he was the one that was very active.

He didn't get fired for Eric Garner. He got fired for taking money for him. taking money from these guys. Allegedly. Allegedly. Absolutely. You were freaking thrown allegedly allegedly before doing it after the story. Absolutely allegedly.

Now the guy, he wasn't licensed to sell booze or cigarettes. Wow. That's stupid. You shouldn't have a license. They found homemade moonshine and seltzer bottles. You can find that in any store in America. You can find that anybody backyard in the south.

They found out bogus liquor license. Ooh. So Mohabit. Ejelava Lova was also who was working at the store of the time. I just work here. That excuse could take you so far, though.

Well, it took him to jail. Oh, no. He's in jail for possession of a forged instrument. And you can't be having a forged instrument or the possession of the real instrument? Possession of a forged instrument, possession of on-tax cigarettes, which is a felony.

Wow, because the king wants their money, man. He just works there. And the possession of other tobacco products, which is the possession of other tobacco products, that's a misdemeanor. Don't worry about that. We'll work that off. We'll get dropped that.

In the deal. Yeah, you can plead that out. Yeah, you can't. But we're not giving up the forged instrument. Oh, no, you can. You're going to jail for that. Yeah. That's exactly what it was.

Homeboy was taking money from this place. That's why I killed Garner. Allegedly. That's why I killed Garner. Allegedly. That's why I got fired. Allegedly. Just saying, just an idea.

That's all I got to tell you. It's a good idea, though. I'll give you that. I mean, could it be false? Sure. Which is why we... Is it possible that it's just a made-up story for me? Sure.

Possible? This is why you come to tune their fat to get... I tie things together. The big picture. Come on, we've done it. The big picture. We've done it. Amazon.

We've done it. All the stories. We've been able to bring you the real stories. You can... get that anywhere else. Another story that kind of ticks me off. And I know this is a surprise of story that makes me mad,

but it kind of ticks me off. And I know it shouldn't, because I'm supposed to be angry about it. But this Daytona Beach man is now in custody, and we're supposed to feel safer now because he's in custody. Now, he sent text to his ex-girlfriend. And in the story it says, allegedly,

it was a text from him. What are we talking about? You've already arrested this dude. Allegedly. You've arrested this douche. Allegedly, Jeff Fisher. Then he would like to break the world record.

One of his text said a good 100 kills would be nice. The ex-girlfriend alerted police. I'm breaking up with her. He, there was also, we've arrested this guy. He's being held without bond now. Are you serious? He didn't do anything.

Future crime. I mean, as we learn from a minority report the documentary with my boy over there. You okay? No. I got sidetracked out

ADD on the TV. Do you like that demo? Yeah. Yeah, you sound like the guy from West Virginia too. I know, we got to do him tomorrow. We'll do him tomorrow. The guy from West Virginia on the porch watching the tree fall on the girl's car.

Fantastic. This is a perfect example. Just remember, now this guy's classic. And just remember, we have news cluts all the time, local news stories all the time. It's all they do. We've joked about it on the show for every. Hey, nobody got time for that?

We've joked about it for. They feel they have to get the live clip. They have to get the soundbite. And so they've got the man on the street soundbite for the news clip. That's what they do. Hello! It's winter! Thank you.

I mean, that's all. That's what they do. I got it. But this guy, I don't know that he's wallworthy. I don't know that he's wallworthy with these people. I think so too. We've got some pretty strong candidates on the wall for soundbite news clips for the man on the street clips. We've got some strong bites for that.

This is where you would play one. It's missing from a wall. Do not even joke around about that. I'm not joking around about that. Linda Hopkins? That's what I'm looking for right now. Linda Hopkins, damn well, better not be missing. I am looking for it and I don't see it.

Because I have this one. We get mad because of snowing, but it's winter outside. I mean, we are a bunch of weird people, okay? If it was summer and it was snowing, Yes, it is winter How soon we forget Thank you Hello

Linda Hopkins Someone had not better Someone had not better deleted Linda Hopkins There will be There will be trouble in River City With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for P

That's a line from the music man By the way if you didn't You didn't know that I mean I'll tell you what's going on behind the scenes right now Chris is diligently looking for Linda Hopkins but I'm serious, man, there will be there will be hell to pay.

Linda Hopkins has been with me for a long time. And if someone has gone through Next Gen and deleted Linda Hopkins, there will be I want a memo sent out. I want a strongly worded memo sent out that things will not be deleted from NextGen.

I want a strongly worded, I want people lined up one by one talk to. I want an investigation I want that damn law and order sounder going off every time we talk to someone new. I want to find out who did it, who's responsible. That must happen immediately.

Now, I'm going to move on while you look for Linda Hopkins. Okay? I'm going to move on to a story that... I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. I want an investigation on who took it off our wall. I want an investigation.

I'm highly upset. I was scared for a second there. But she's back. She's back next to our friend. Ain't nobody got time. Okay, but Linda's. Oh, yeah, she's gold. She's really gold.

Yeah, she's back. Is our phone number can call? We have an investigation? Yes, we'll have a phone number of investigation. Yeah, yeah. It'll be a hotline. Right in front of you. Yeah, it's right there.

but she was Martin. So this is kind of a sad story. And I mean, it's really, so a woman was killed on Saturday when her husband was washing. They were washing the car at the car wash. And they've got the handheld sprayer and the car wash. Those are powerful. So did he go right through her with that?

Yeah, no, they were washing the Jeep commander at the gas station. And then they were moving the vehicle to dry it off. I don't know why they had to move the vehicle to drive it off. I don't understand. This is where I think there's something fishy is up. But so he jumps, got the car, the car was in reverse. Oh, no. And he stepped on the gas, of course, by accident, allegedly.

And you okay? Wow. The Jeep ran over. He runs over his wife with the Jeep. Have you seen the video? There's video footage. this. You can actually see the Jeep jump. Like it goes over like a hump of some kind of cementing, but it's not cementing. It's his wife. But then when he jumps back in to stop it, it's the gas

again. Jumps over again. Then just. There's something fishy is going on. Wait, like what? Like what? Like what? Like what? Like, let's say if you wanted to accidentally get rid of your wife. Thank you. But you want to, you know, A, you can't afford to hire anybody to take her out. You don't want to get caught taking her out. What's a good accident? You run over to the car wash.

How dare you, Jeff Fisher? I'm sorry the band lost his wife, okay? There you go, you're right. I'm sorry for thinking like that. I apologize. Sorry, the man lost his wife. If it's a sad, sad day, sad day. Okay.

You're 100% right. 100% right. We're done or you want me to do a little part? We'll do one more crime story. Oh, no, I mean, you're good with the sorries. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. I already said I was sorry. That's what I'm saying, you're good, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I thought you meant like that. But no, you could, one more, one more, one more. I already said, I'm sorry. I know for me. How much more stories do you want? I'd say you were done. I said one more story. I have to still edit this show.

I apologize for making you do your job. Oh, thank you. Thank you for apologizing, then I should do something for you. So at one point my children and my wife were big on getting the Pokemon Go characters. Oh, yeah, on the iPhone, yeah. Yeah, they don't have iPhones, so they don't have it on their iPhones. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't, by the way.

They have iPods. iPods, yeah, that's what I thought. And my wife does not have an iPhone, and yeah, she does the Pokemon go with that. But anyway, don't worry about it. I digress. Do your little iPhone, a little snobbiness that it doesn't take that. but so in Washington state Trooper pulls over to the side of the road

because there's a car pulled over the side of the road Oh that's nice of him Right? Yeah, I mean it's nice It's always nice It's always nice when police want to just stop And be helpful Health and wellness check

That's what it's called I appreciate it, thank you Did you have something else to do? Anyway Yeah, I have to edit the show But you're still talking Now I'm talking about the police officer Oh, okay

Just keep going I'm fine so driver stopped on the side of the road and I don't think he blew the side I think he just pulled over he probably hit the lights on you know what because he's getting out

and he wants people to know he's there like every good police officer does good job walks up to the car and the guy has got eight phones in a little foam thing in the middle of his car

playing Pokemon come on man now that's doing some that is doing some distance right there I bet he has like all the, what are called the gyms. He owns a couple of gyms.

He's trying to get like some Pokemon out of the woods. I know. That is pretty cool. He's got the picture of it that he posted, you know, the big foam cut out with the phones. I mean,

he's doing some damage on Pokemon for that. He's probably one of those big gym leaders. Yes. Agonizing. And this is Washington State, right? Yes. So there's woods everywhere. So you imagine those Pokemon's?

Oh, you can't trust them. Can't trust them out there in the woods, man. You can? No, you can. Why not? Don't trust them. They're mean evil things. So being the nice police officer that he is.

Did he go outside and help him out? He was throwing pokey balls with him? No, you know, he said, look, I'm not going to give you a ticket. Wait, I'm sorry. I don't know why these police officers are really thinking about giving him a ticket. Because, you know, you're not supposed to be pulled over on the side of the highway. Does he want him to drive? No, he doesn't.

And he didn't give him. That's why he didn't give him a ticket. A, he didn't give him a ticket because he didn't observe him driving while using the phones. and there wasn't an emergency so he let him off the hook how nice of him along the side of the road. I'm just going to put the phones in the back seat and then go ahead and get out of here

because it's not an emergency. His Pokemon radar went off and he had to catch his Pokemon's. But it was nice of the police officer to stop, wasn't it? It was nice to the police officers. You know, nobody is a bigger supporter of the police than me. But every day I see stories

that I've left in amazing. but I just want to be clear no one no one supports the police more than me I gotta think of this I got to think of something we played this for the radio crowd

I was thinking of something else to play after the radio crowd because we can't call it overtime everybody in the world calls it overtime everybody in the world calls it overtime what do you think what should call it? I don't know OT

got it just you know Allegedly Allegedly Allegedly So is this all about Kramster? Yeah.