Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 179 | Don't Feed The Kinkajou or The Pork Queen

Episode Date: August 21, 2019

Jeffy starts with some health news like listeria was found in Florida and Spain so be careful and check your chicken. The we have a little bit of dessert and talk about the pork queen, eating bear, and kinkajou Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you happen to see the Joe Rogan tweet about asteroid shock? NASA preparing for colossal god of chaos rock to arrive in the next 10 years. So Elon Musk replies. He quote tweets it saying, great name, but I wouldn't worry about this particular one. You know, a big rock's going to hit the earth eventually. We currently have no defense. Ooh, NASA says easy. Easy.

easy, easy. We're fine. Musk is right. Don't worry about it. But this particular rock will miss us only by 19,000 miles. In space, that's, I mean, that's like a

close shave, man, 19,000 miles. And however, they say that in the next 100 years, a significant risk of impact with Earth, don't even worry about it. No, they're saying, don't worry about How wasn't it just the last asteroid

That missed the earth when NASA said, oh Man, we didn't even see that one come by We didn't even know that one was out there And all of a sudden, there was. I don't know that I take their word for the next hundred years or not. I may be a little concerned. Issues with people that you work with. I just ask them a question.

Some of the top of my head. You think to yourself, today's going to be a good day at work. I think you come in and you got to run across. Just off the top of my head, say you have to run across a Chris. And do you think, why did I even come into work today? So anyway, Listeria outbreak,

trace back to Polk County, Florida, Polk County poultry plant. So be careful in Florida, man. The natural proportion, natural-natural-cooked chicken meat, which, who doesn't get that? Listeria issues. Recalling 136 pounds of chicken products traced back to Polk County.

So be careful out there. Don't, you can check it out. I'll tweet it out. But the frozen, diced, and ready to eat chicken produced in January of this year. And it's good until, ooh, January of next year. But it's not really good until January.

until January of next year because it's Listeria. And where is that? Well, this particular chicken was from Polk County, Florida. Okay, I have one from August 15, Spain, 1006, one day, pork Listeria outbreak in Spain. Okay, so Spanish chicken, though. Do we care? Does that chicken come into the United States? No.

So I don't care. If we get it, you know, like this Polk County chicken, we could actually eat this. This could be in our freezers. The Spain chicken, it's not in our freezer. The Spain chicken is not even at Chick-fil-A. That's not, this chicken could be in our bags right now for lunch. I'm pretty sure that Chick-fil-A, and this is just off the top of my head, and I don't know the 100%. I'm pretty sure that Chick-fil-A doesn't use the frozen and diced ready-to-eat chicken.

I hope not. from natural, from the Van de Palais, Kuwait chicken prepared all the way back in Polk County, Florida. All right. Now, I'm going to tell you this story, and then I'm going to tell you why it makes me so angry. Dateline, Murphy's Borough, Arkansas. That's the store pisses me on.

I'm so angry at this. So on Friday. a lady from Bogota, Texas, visited the Arkansas Crater of Diamonds State Park for the first time. There's no way. She found a 3.72-carat yellow diamond at this park. Now, if you've listened to this show,

have you listened to this network over the past few years, you know my feeling toward this Arkansas State Diamond Park. I believe the fix is in with these diamonds. But someone just found one not long ago. So I figured we were good for a little while. And yet I think now the park is against me. I think now the park says, oh, you thought the fix was in? Okay, well, we'll drop another diamond then.

We'll have someone else find another diamond. I mean, good for her. I mean, I've been there. You've heard the story. And now it's making me, if I show this to my, my wife, she's going to, I told you, we should go back. And I'm going to have to go back to Murfreesboro, Arkansas. Beautiful, beautiful area.

Enjoyed the time we spent there. Stayed at a nice little hotel there in Murphysboro. We're just outside. We ate at the local restaurant there, fish dinner at the local restaurant. It was nice. But there was no diamonds. It was sweating all day in the fields. It had been tilled.

And you're out there. I was sitting in the shade watching a YouTube video. on how to find diamonds. I looked over at my kid for a second, and when I looked down, I saw it mixed in with other rocks, and it was just that easy. That's how I find my diamond.

Now, I've been in that field. I've dug for diamonds. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Good for her. Congratulations. I think the fix is in for the state park. But if you want to go there, have fun.

It's in Murphy'sboro, Arkansas. It's the Arkansas. What's the full title of this stupid place? The Arkansas Crater of Diamonds State Park. By the way, three-carried diamond is worth $10,120 per carrot. Wait. So she's getting $10,000 a carrot. A carrot.

So she's almost got $40,000 there. Yeah. And since it's a rough cut from the Arkansas Crayter Diamond I mean that's got to be worth more than that right it's got to be a family thing I bet you she will leave probably $50,000

and she probably keeps it she's a loser she probably no you keep it in a little you put it in a little display box you put it on top of the fire and boom goes missing no you put it there that's the diamond we found at the crater park isn't it? Honey you to sell that

no you only sell that if you know once if hubby loses the job. No, you sell them now you're freaking get ahead of the game. Nah, you got to keep it. If it was gold, I'll tell you

to keep it. It's a diamond. Ah, you got to keep it. You got to keep it. You got to, it's a family heirloom now. It's part of it's a diamond found in the Greater State Park. Watch, one of hers kids is going to paint a rock yellow and sell it.

And then put the one in there. That's very possible. Very possible. But I agree. I think the Diamond Park is listening to the program because I think we're onto something here. Thank you. There's no way, two in a row, Jeffrey.

That's two in a row. And what was the last time it rained? I don't know when it rained there. I don't think they said in the story. Exactly. The last story, the last story talked about it rained. It just rained.

And they just tilded it up. Yes. And that's what, and that's, they tell you that at the park too. It hasn't rained in 2,500,000 days. So good luck, God bless. But we went out there and tilled the dust anyway. But if it rains,

a lot and it tills it up it works it up. It hasn't been a working diamond field in quite some time. I don't know. I don't recall the full crater diamond park story, but, you know, people are still pulling diamonds out of that dirt. And it's just a nightmare out there. But I think they're onto you. So do we need to send a crew? Oh, in that dirt. Do we just send a crew and do a special expose? We did an expose on Elton John and his thing. We're going to cover that later today. because they took us a long time to find that out. Yes, it did. The Elton John YouTube video contest.

When we found out that Elton John... In 2017, Bernie and... The whole video this time, yeah. Bernie and Elton talk about this YouTube contest that they've got going on, that they never announced the winner. They didn't. Until two years later. Well, until...

I mean, they announced it. Is this a special report? When they said they were going to announce it. Is this a special report? Okay, it can be sure. Special CTF, expose, Elton John, fooling the world. YouTube contest with Bernie Topin. We go behind the scenes.

They announced, they announced at the end of 2016. The Cut, a contest that asked participants to create music videos for three of Elton John's most famous songs. Benny and the Jets, Tiny Dancer, and... Rocket Man. The... And then they never announced the winners. Except that they did. We just weren't interested enough to actually look it up and find the winners, but we did actually have...

Who are the winners? So they had the judges. They had the Moonlight Director, Barry Jenkins. They had Molina Matzokas, the music and other music video director, and Jeffrey Katzenberg, the Me Too. So that's probably why we didn't hear about it. Oh. So all three judges have notable digital media experience, along with other digital experience. Me too.

according to Gatsenberg. So they did have the winners and they announced them and bless their hearts. Now they've got the videos. We've seen the videos. Elton likes the special one. You know, there was one that he really thought of love with. Yeah, he really liked the Iranian one, yeah.

And so they got their money and they, you know, they did the contest and YouTube and Elton actually paid it off like they said they were going to do. So congratulations to them for actually doing what they said. This has been a CTF, I suppose, So bad. It's so bad. So yesterday we did the study about underpants. And, you know, how many people don't change their underwear every day and that kind of thing. Well, now we have a new poll that finds nearly 40 percent, 40 percent of young adults,

18 to 24 years of age, have not used deodorant within the past month. 30% of adults, 25 to 34, said the same thing. They have not used deodorant within the last month. Uh, what? No? Apparently, they just don't care about hygiene. It just doesn't matter to them. Now, I'm looking for the, now the U-Gov conducted the survey.

Is it in the U.K.? Let's go to the link of the U-Gov and see exactly what there is. Nearly 4 and 10 young adults aren't wearing deodorant. Most Americans are split on whether they wash their hair daily. Do you wash your hair daily? I do. I don't. But I'm told that that's really you're not supposed to.

Yeah, that's what my barber told me. Did she? She did. Notice I know it's a she. I know that we've talked about your barber. Yeah. Barber. She's great.

Is she an actual barber or is she just a hairstylist? Because there's a difference. She's a barber. She's a barbary. She could use a single blade razor. Okay. Yeah, she's a barber. Because I'm totally, you know, like a lot of, a lot of females that have the long hair, don't wash it every day because it's not good for your hair.

And I get that. For those of us that may be. You have hair. Stop. Stop. Stop. Bollically tail. You have hair.

I do. You have hair. I do. I seem worse. Oh, there's a lot worse. Yeah. Now, you don't have long, fluid hair like a pack gray does. And I could have if I let it grow.

My hair, when I let it, when I grow long, it gets curly and curls up. Can you let that grow? What do you mean? Of course you can let it grow. What are you talking about? What about those two spots that I'm looking at right now? And definitely the audience are looking at it too. Right there?

You go out of the front? Yeah. It has, the forehead has gotten bigger over. I don't think foreheads work that way. Yeah, they do. The receding hairline creates a larger forehead. But I rather have short hair anyway. I shaved my head for years as it is anyway.

I completely shaved or like a zero? Both, actually. Oh, really? I didn't know that. For a while, I used to, I would just shave it down to, you know, a one or a zero, you know, so there still had some, still had some pubs there. But I had, then I had a, I had. No way you had a gold.

I'll go tea. I'd go tea for a while. With the short hair, I'd go to do. No way. Is there pictures of this? Somewhere. I need you to find those and post those. Somewhere.

I need you to find those. I had a full beard and really long hair for a long time. There's pictures of that somewhere. Come on. Really? Oh, yeah. You were that guy, that is so cool. And then for the longest time I had, you know, really short hair.

Like Max had? Like that kind of short hair? Yeah. Or shorter than that? No, no, no, no. Oh, do you mean long hair? Yeah, long. When you mean short hair, because when you say short hair for me, that's short hair.

No, when I say this is just cut. Oh, okay, but you mean like long, fluid, like max hat. When I say short hair, see, hold on, stop. You're confusing yourself. Short hair, there's nothing. Okay, shaved, short. That's short hair. Correct.

Long hair is when it's down to the shoulders. Okay. And then at one point in my life, I actually had really short hair, but I had a rat tail that went about halfway down my guy i've heard about the rat tail yes there was one there was one my barber at the time uh and quotation marks for the camera um my barber at the time really loved the the rat tail so yeah i used to stop by more than just to get my hair cut from time to time hello all right move on move on we're not here we're not here for that we're not here for that what are you talking about we're not here to know i could be here with a friend whatever i

want to. It's my show. Talk whatever I want to talk about. If I want to remember my barber, I can even tell you your name. That's one person. I remember her name even. Holy cow. That's a little. Flashback. Of course I remember your name. Why would I would forget your name?

My gosh, you're such a big part of my life. And the name is? Ashley. Samantha. No, keep going. Brittany. Hello. Alice. Shannon. Oh, no.

Bree. No. I will say that some of these names have crossed my pals, but not as a barber. Go ahead. Lauren. Allie.

Blake. Sarah. Oh, no. Michelle. There's been many Sarahs, though. Michelle. Yeah, no. Not the barber.

I'm running out of white girl names. Not the barber. Who said she was white? Shaniqua. Oh my gosh, how did you guess that? Speaking of Shinnequo, we didn't talk about it, I don't think. Maybe we mentioned it.

I know we talked about it off the air and I was just, I wasn't really that concerned and there was a reason now. Thank you, I was right. The story that broke Katie Perry, Me Too, again. Yeah, we talked about the first one, not the second one. Right.

Yeah. Because the first one was actually with the dancer and pulling the pants up, showing off. The dancer. The model. And she was showing off his, according to the story. His Willie. She, you know, pulled his sweatpants wide open and said,

take a look at that. And then he was embarrassed. And then she went off and found someone else. Okay. So the second Candy Perry Me Too was now there's a retraction to that story. Oh, no. Oh, what? But give us a story, though.

You got to give us a story. So earlier we reported that Katie Perry was battling two different sexual assault accusations. It brings the total to, I know, three or four or something like that. But, uh, dude, don't, don't, don't, don't diss them, okay? They're brave people that came up and are me-toeing. So one of the recent victims, you happy with that? Thank you.

Insisted her original comments, which appeared in the Russian language newspaper, were mis-translated into English. And that she was actually defending Perry. Oh! What? Tina Candlecki, who's a Russian television host from the former Soviet Republic of Georgia. And if you listen to this broadcast and this network,

you know that I'm a fan of the Eastern Bloc. Wait, Georgia is... I thought Georgia was, like, next to Florida. Someday, someday, you and I are going to sit down and look at a map. That would be a good social media clip. Someday we're going to sit down and look at a map. Maybe look at a globe. A globe will be better.

A globe will be better. Maybe look at a globe. Yeah, what's that? You guys that does the next globes? I know. What's his name? I love him in England, man. Yeah.

Holy cow. He could send us that for a bit. He wasn't too. He didn't want to send me. No, he talked to him. We talked to him about Brexit. And he was a great interview. I loved him.

I love his work. But he did not, it wasn't. He didn't budge. It wasn't like, oh, great, Jeff. You know, we'll send you one. Even with the little desk ones. I don't know. He's got the little desk ones that they sell for...

Give me $40,000 and I'll send you one. With the $40,000, those are a little big ones. Those are the big ones. The really, really big ones. That's 100. A lot more than 40. And you have to commission, though. You do.

You don't just... You know, I'll take that. I'll take that one over there. No, you call them up and say, you know, we'll... I'd like to commission that. And we need to make it like this. I mean, his people are great. Ballardby Globes in London.

They're tremendous. And someday we'll sit down and we'll circle a globe. Oh, I like that. It's going to call circle in the globe. Circle the globe. Yeah. But she claimed, well, the previously accused, Perry, of unwarranted kissing and touching.

Okay. So what she's mad about now is that she's not mad about the kissing and the touching. She's mad about it being called unwarranted. I'm sorry? Because to her, she's saying that it wasn't unwarranted. He wanted to be kiss and fondled. The behavior was no big deal.

Come on, man. And she was just exaggerating the behavior. So leave her alone. So Katie Perry called her up. Sure, there was a little, there may have been some of that. But it wasn't unwarranted. Come on. Think about it, Jeff Fisher.

It wasn't. We talked about it. We said if Katie Perry comes up to you and says, hey, let me look down there. Of course. And even if she doesn't say, hey, and it just happens. You say thank you. Katie, what are you doing? Yeah, you pull, yes.

Why did you do that? Katie, what are you doing? No. Do it again. No. And that's Tina Candlecki from Russia. She was, uh, It wasn't unwarranted is all I'm saying.

She was like Katie Perry was, go ahead. I'm calling it. Katie Perry called her. I'm calling that. She said, yo, we had a good night. What happened? You told me that. Yeah, Tina, you said it was fine.

You said it was good. Like, what happened? Why am I getting reports like this? Yeah, what are you doing? Do you not need to come to a second? So I said, I love that. I love that. I didn't deny that it happened.

It was just that it was fine. It was no big deal. It was too consenting. adults having fun. Thank you. And even if it wasn't fun, it's just too consenting adults. As long as we're still carrying on about Taniqua,

from the last segment, we might as well move. Shaniqua. Keep right on it going. Mr. Tinder. The man called, well, the man who is, you know, titled Mr. Tinder,

and it's not me, by the way. It's not Pat Gray, Mr. Twitter. It's Mr. Tindle. Mr. Tender. he's a male model he earned the title Mr. Tinder in 2017 after the app announced he'd gotten a record

breaking 14,600 matches in two years I mean that's doing pretty well that's going to distance like you always say I only got like 13,999 don't tell my wife but did you get a title

he's Mr. Tinder what are you? Not Mr. Tinder not Mr. Tinder not Mr. Tinder but he claims that after five years of swiping. That's a lot of swiping, bro. You are doing the distance.

Matching 20 women a day on average. He just had to get tired, and he finally met his new girlfriend. Yay! The old-fashioned way. Oh, my God, he didn't even use Tinder. Tinder sucks. He bought her on a corner.

No. A mutual friend introduced them. That is the old-fashioned way. A mutual friend introduced them. Yeah, I know. When I first saw Natasha, she instantly reminded me of Marilyn Monroe. And she also has the name from the old-fashioned way too. Natasha.

She wore a tight red dress, red lippy. He's from London. Oh, okay. And her trendy blonde hair was styled amazingly. She knocked me off my feet. They swapped numbers, and that was the end. So, thank, thank you. He's finally happy to be rid of his swatting.

Yeah, he's got tired of swiping. By the way, who's going to keep tether? Now he's gotten 20 a day, but according to this, he got, he only had, out of all that, a couple years, he got 15 dates. Okay. Two relationships. out of that. Well, who's going to keep Tinder up?

Like, this guy was sold the business. And I don't know, I'd like to know what he considers dates. Like as the coffee dates. Or, yeah, but. Nope, not those. Those are not dates. No, Jeff Fishing. You can't say that on the radio.

He's been helping buddies find love. Oh, so now he's a freaking love guru. He's the love guru. I'm sorry, he failed 16,000 times. I don't think I'm going to go to this guy for love guru. And now, wait a minute, he's also, he's... That's a deal with a TV show. He'll be doing a reality TV show now.

Tonight on Tinder. Tinder Live. Careful there. That's a good idea. Tinder Live. I know. That is a good idea. It almost be like the dating game.

Tonight on Tinder Live. You're going to meet Joe. Bill and Ronnie Come on out, guys, and start. Let's play Tinder Live. Here's your host

for truly. I'm ready for that. We have to create that. We have to create that. Tinder live. In fact, we need to get a hold of Tinder, seriously. I am prepared to do that for them.

We could do live swiping. They have super likes. Those are fun. And those, you have to, pay for the super likes those are not free. Whatever. It would just be a fun game to play and then click them and they come out, they come through the screen.

You meet them right then. That is the old way. That is the old TV show. Yeah, I mean, it's dating game. They're right there. But I mean, it's still, but it's... Still by Tinder. Powered by Tinder. Still works. Powered by Tinder. But now, Mr. Tinder, he's helping all his buddies

find love off the app. Tinder needs to start suing. Uh, yeah. Tinder needs to say, dude, here's some money. Shut up. Oh, or that. Hey, how about you become the spokesperson of Tinder?

Thank you. We know you're in love with Natasha, and she's all Marilyn Monroe look alike. Not really. And- Did you look at her again? No, no, look at her again. Look at her again. I'll hold her up to the camera.

I don't want you to hold her up to guy. You look at it again. That girl looks like Marilyn Monroe. No, she does not. Do you need new glasses? No, she doesn't know. She clean your glasses? I see them and they're a little bit dirty from here.

They do need cleaning, but I could see that that's not Maryland Monroe. And if I had my coffee cups all the way over there on Keith's new desk, which I keep forgetting to take out of here. So I'm just going to leave the chewing the fat mug. When you watch Pat on Leashed and you see Keith's desk and you see the chewing the fat mug, know that I'm just too lazy to take it out of here. I was going to ask you that. I was carried it back and forth.

You were. I keep my pens in. I keep my post-a-moots in and my sharpies. See, that's why I got to get it out of here, though, because Pat's gonna start taking my Sharpies. It takes me off right. Now I gotta start carrying them out of here. Plus, the only pens I have in my office now

are blue and I hate blue pens. So. What do you have against blue pens? I just don't know. I like blue pens. I like the dark pins, okay? Okay, I'm gonna leave that there. Just like the dark pens.

I don't like the blue pens. I'll use them. I don't like the red pens. I like the blue pens. Well, we have a buttload of red pants. I know. That is very upsetting. I was so bummed.

Yes, me too. When those blaze pens were red. I wanted to... And I get it. I get it while they're red. But do they have to be red? No, they did not have to be red. No, they didn't have to be red.

Because somebody said, oh, that'll be cute. Make them red. And someone should have stopped that person and said, no. They should be fired on the spot. Yeah, no, they don't need to be red. Oh, you're going to be black. Yeah.

Or blue. I'd even be okay with them being blue, but not red. Yeah, both. So, like, you know, you grab one. Oh, this is a blue one. I need a black one, you know. I'm okay with that. that even multiple, that probably costs too much money.

So we can make them all red for a lot cheaper. All red it is. That's what, that's exactly what I mean. That's exactly what I mean. Yes. Well, what if we want a multiple colors? Oh, yeah. Do you remember those?

You clicked them and then they. Oh, yeah, the triple and buttons are great. Yes. They're still out there. Yeah, they still out there. Yeah. What didn't we get those? Remember those.

Well, who is writing with pens on today's world, Jeff Fisher? You know, a lot. I mean, tons of people. Tons of people. Oh my gosh. Oh, okay. One big pen company is paying you right now. 10th of you, BIC.

Big Bick. Are you a fine print or a thick print? If they want, if they would like to become a sponsor of Chewing the Fat, they can email me at Chewing the Fat at theBlaze.com. Can they call you? They can call 888-903-33. They can direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. What about Facebook?

They can message me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. I know it's a long shot, but are you on a? Instagram. Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram as well. That's pretty cool. So they can do either. But I'm happy to be Big Bick. Oh, Big Bick.

Nice. And before we'll continue, because I feel like you're about to move on, fine or normal sense? I moved down from that question because I did hear you ask it the first time. I know. I want to make sure.

You're fine. So anyway. Oh, you're not even going to ask. Okay. Because I don't know that it matters. It does matter. No.

It does matter. There are times when you want the fine. but you are doing a signature you're doing a signature you're about to sign closing papers of your house

you gotta have the thick right really no I need to have to find one fine for the signature yeah fine finish signature if I'm writing like right right now I'll take a thick one yeah

but signature fine so on Pat Grant least today during my chewing the fat segment I talked about Larry King getting a divorce and sad you know he's he's 85 now

and he's filed for divorce. This is his seventh wife. He's been married eight times to seven different women. He has five children. When two ladies he married twice, this one, and this one he never divorced that he's divorcing now, Sean King. They were going to get a divorce. In fact, the story talks about how they tried to race each other

to the courtroom in 2010 to see who could find. first and Larry won. But then they reconciled and got back together again. But however, and you're wondering, you know, she probably filed for divorce because she was sick of taking care of Larry and not too long ago he was in the hospital

and they figured he was going to kick over then. And that that was the end of him. But apparently, and I know this is going to come to a surprise as a surprise to a lot of people, she was cheating on Larry. I mean... I'm sorry? That's what it said here.

that's what it said. They've been having marital problems, and she's been accused of infidelity. So that's what we're told, and then there was the struggle about when he was in the hospital, and they thought he really did think he was going to die last time. She brought in some papers for Larry to sign that, you know, changed the outcome of some of the money.

And she claimed that that's what they had talked about. you know, just prior to him going into the hospital. And the family was not too happy? I bet. The family was like, no, and you're trying to screw us out of some inheritance and dad's laying on the deathbed and you want him to sign? No. How about that?

No. So as soon as dad's up and running again, which he is now, kick her to the curb. And that's what Larry's doing. So we'll see if it lasts. Good for him. Is it? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Now find you another 20, 30 years younger? I know. and then go for it. I know, he will too. Start all over again. He will too, man. He's 80-something, right?

85. He's battled lung cancer. He's got, I don't know how many heart attacks the guy's had. The guy's had a bunch of heart attacks. He has another, what, five years, tops? Oh, Larry, the cribkeeper? Larry couldn't hang in there for a good five to ten. So another.

Guarantee. I wouldn't be surprised actually to see Larry make it to 100. He's the thing, though. Because he's the guy. He's the guy with 80 heart attacks and lung cancer and marriage and kids. and kids and everything. He's the guy that lives to 100. It can't be too young because then if he's too young,

she will kill him with all the activities that she wants to do. So it has to be between 40s and 50. But see, for an 85-year-old man, 40 and 50, man, you still, I mean, it's all relative, right? I mean, if you're younger than 40 to Larry, you're like, you know, a little baby running around. Over 40, now you're starting to, oh, yeah, she's a nice young thing. All right, let's go to the break room.

Seriously, I need a Coca-Cola Zero today, desperately. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh, so good. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Don't forget you can subscribe to Chewing the Fat for free, whatever platform you want to use to download your podcast, no problem. Those of you listening on the Blaze Radio Network know that what you hear on the radio is fine,

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and thank you for doing so. So as long as we're in the break room, we might as well do a little bit of entertainment. I'm fascinated by the Mick Jagger story. Everybody's going crazy over Mick, the story that talks about him wanting a new mattress in his hotel room every night while he's on tour. So he orders a new mattress for his room every night. And get this, it can't be brand new.

It's got to be slept down one night. So they have a worker, some slub, some guy named Chris Cruz, takes the mattress with the plastic on it. and sleeps on it. On the plastic. Yes. Thank you. You're not going to, don't put your written anti-deodorant, anti-underware wearing body

on my mattress on the plastic for one night. And then that bed goes into mixed room. That mattress goes into mixed room. Come on. Right? That's Mick Jagger. That is so cool. Right. That's the thing, right?

Come on. First of all, I don't even know why Micah staying at a hotel. Well, I mean, the last tour they did, and maybe he's getting older now, so he's got to be closer to the venues. But the last tour they did, they stayed in, like, I think, three different spots in the U.S., and they would just fly in to the shows. So, you know, you just rent a mansion somewhere, and that's where you stay, right? You live there, and you helicopter or jet into the show and you jet back. I mean, that's... Carbon food.

If you're Mick Jack, maybe that's it. Maybe Mick is, you know, starting to feel responsible. Elton John is. Is Elton feeling a little responsible for that? I doubt it very much. Oh, and let's talk about this after because I have some stories for you about these climate change. Okay, because then we need to do that because I find it hard to believe that Elton. I don't find it hard to believe that Elton is talking about climate change and we need to lower our carbon footprint. I find it hard to believe that Elton is lowering his carbon footprint. That's what I find it hard to believe.

Dancing with the Stars Fall 2019 cast is set Lamar Odom, Sean Spicer. I mean, come on. Christy Brinkley. NFL Hall of Favor of Ray Lewis. Ooh, don't say anything mad, man.

Ray, take your... You'll kick your butt. You aren't lying, man. So there's going to be some big stars. It's all set. Get ready for the Dancing with the Stars. I know you're a big fan, Chris. I am. I am.

I can't wait for Sean Spicer. how long you continue I think three weeks Sean for three Yeah He'll be lucky to make it that long right Really? Yeah he's a little short

Little guy That's why he's gonna make it long Because he's short Yeah And for ratings You need him at least For you got to be more Do we know who are the partner up with?

Or flowing More flowing Well they may have it Who they're gonna partner up with You know the inside DWTS access Which I don't have So

I apologize subscriber to this? Why? Do not give me the app fatigue excuse. But they were on Good Morning America announcing this and why were they on Good Morning America? Because for the first time in four years, Good Morning America beat the Today Show.

Which is why Hode is coming back. Which is why Hoda's coming back to the Today Show. She called in. She said, I'm coming back, I can't wait. She's been on maternity leave for an adoption. I'm sorry I run that through me again because I think my headphones broke up. She was on, she's been on maternity leave for her adoptant. Adopted.

She adopted a new kid. So she gave birth through this adopted kid. Yeah, no. No. What they did is they went and picked them up. And you need maternity leave for that. You need some time off. So she didn't push anything out of her.

No. No, she didn't. Have you ever heard? I want to talk. We got to talk about the story in, in the dessert area of joining the bat today. of have you ever heard of a kinkajoo? I'm sorry. I need to beep you.

Hold on. What? I'm not talking about what you think I'm talking about. I'm not talking about a kinky, anything. I'm talking about an animal that's called a kinkajoo. And where can I find this animal? We will talk about that. But for those of you listening on Blaze Radio Network,

thank you so much for listening. I appreciate it. and you can download chewing the fat wherever you download your podcast. And you can do that for free. Better hurry out because box session is about to come up. The Freedom Hut is pushing me out of the way. Don't let me open this cage and let this kinkajoo out, man. If I let this kinkajoo out, man, the Freedom Hut is done.

Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Welcome to the dessert section, the dessert portion of chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Do you need music for this? What's that? Do we need music for this? Desert music? Yeah, do you need some kind of like candy land fantasy music. Okay, then I won't do it. Never mind then. All right. Continue. I mean, that's not really the music I was thinking of, but, you know, I'm willing to listen. I don't have anything pull for tomorrow. I'll have some pull for tomorrow.

So why would you... I'm asking you... I'm not prepared for... I'm asking you... I'm asking you if you want... Why would you ask me? I'm asking if you want me to do it so then I could just go in there

and then find it. Just like that. What the process should be is you should have already found it. And then, hey, how about hearing some of these? He's so pissed at me right now. Let me read you... First of all, thank you for listening

to Chewing the Fat. And for those of you that missed it, I want to read you an email. and then I'll tell you how you can listen to it yourself. Hey, Jeffie, he emailed me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Love the podcast. Listen to the weird lady who wrote the Princess Diana musical. He doesn't say it, but her name is Karen Javich.

She sang for us. She talked about her Princess Diana musical. And she was really, really great. I loved her. And you can go back and listen to that podcast. Karen Javich. Went to the YouTube and found a production of of it somewhere in Tennessee because she wrote the play

and now it's out there in other production houses around the country. The small towns and even big towns do play productions and they take her play and they reproduce it in their city. Read the comments, hilarious. Watch the video. This was my comment. It's not just that they've never put on a play. It's as if they've never been to one.

Scenery, costumes, props. The English Southern accents were also a head scratcher. rated the podcast, the best podcast ever, though, 20 stars. And also, lately I play the break room music in my head when I have a Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Also, in this email, he says something about love Chris Cruz. Said what? He said something about love Chris Cruz. You were not going to read that, were you? I just did.

You didn't read it off air, but you read it now. Why did you read it? Why did you decide to read it? now and not when you were reading to Mealfair. Because I thought, yeah, I did to make it feel good. You were already mad at me over the little music thing. So I figured, you know, all right, I'll make it feel better.

Today's dessert is going to be bringing you a, the dessert portion of chewing the fat. Is that it? Is that it for now? Is that it for now? Is that it for now? You're supposed to have multiple selections. Welcome to the dessert section.

Chewing the fat. Eh, maybe. Next. Why do I have to say next? Just play next. Just the two of us. Coming at you. Coast 107.3, the greatest hits of the 60s and 70s and 80s.

A little Grover Washington Jr. for you. Just the two of us. Keep it locked right here. Coast 107. Man, do I want to be a DJ again? Okay, so for in the dessert section, we're going to have a kinkajoo. We're going to have prairie dogs. We're going to have bear and we're going to have pig.

Oh, nice. So this is a full animal dessert section. Nice. Full course. Kinkajus, prairie dogs, bears. I should think that they'll bleep you for this kikikidu. Yeah. I'm not even want to say it because I feel like I'm going to say something wrong.

I feel like I feel like I'm going to get 18,000 emails on how to pronounce it correctly, and it's going to be not Kinkajoo. Well, I'm just telling you, K-I-N-K-O-U, Kik-O-U. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Not Kikajoo. No.

Not Kinkajoo. No. Kinkajoo. Yes. Now it's a small raccoon-like little animal that is native to Central and South America. All right? This particular incident with the Kinkajou. took place in Florida.

Of course it did. Now, when you see the picture, and I know that the picture probably isn't the Kinkajoo from Florida, but they look a little nasty little things. Big old claws and nasty. So, apparently this guy,

Michael Luttersky, noticed the creature outside his girlfriend's home. Uh-oh. In Lake Worth, over there in your neck of the woods. Yeah. And he said, oh, what a cute little thing. left him some watermelon instead of threw some watermelon out there. Big mistake.

You do not feed water. Huge mistake. Well, you don't feed any animal. Stop feeding the animal. I barely want to feed the domestic dogs. You didn't have a dog. Barely. Maybe that's why I don't feed them.

And I barely want to do that. But if they're outside wild, they're on their own. Thank you. Or they're on their own. Have a nice day. So he throws it some watermelon. He goes to leave the house the next morning, gets attacked by the Kinkajoo. The Kinkajus is waiting for him outside the door like, bro.

Where's my water? I need some more food. And if I can't have my food, I'm going to attack you. Yeah, I don't know what the Kinkajou sounds like. No, that's it. I Google Kinkajoo and they said, this is what they sound when they're attacking, and you don't feed them a watermelon again the next day. nasty little things.

So I started biting him on the ankles, scraping his legs. This is what I don't get up now. He's screaming. He's hollering, okay? Now he walked outside the door, got attacked by the Kinkajoo. Somehow he goes back into the apartment

because the Kinkajoo is now attacking him in the house. So now, hold on. We went from the outside fight. Now we're inside the apartment fighting. He finally gets him into the bathroom. Now we're in the bathroom. Pushes him, finally gets him off himself and closes him.

door locks him in the bathroom. So now he's got this crazed kinkajoo in the bathroom. In the bathroom. And? Look, he left him there and, you know, like he was in there for like three or four hours. How about pest control? Animal control. Deputy of the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office, animal control officials came and they

secured the animals. Yes. No, of course, those people don't kill animals. They secure them. They took them off. They put them inside the travel enclosure and taken to a licensed fish and wildlife facility. So apparently... I want to be that person.

Apparently, you have to have a wildlife, a class three wildlife permit to have a kinkajoo. You know, just not... You can't be a class one or two. You have to be a class three. Class three wildlife permit to have a kinkajoo. And there were no kinkajou owner. in that neck of the woods. So it got taken to one of the shelters.

Yeah, so, you know, it was just a wild. And the more of the story is, Jeffrey. Don't feed the animals. It's not that hard to figure out. It was for him. I guarantee it'll be the last time he's throwing watermelon in animals, man. Oh, he's not doing any of that anymore. I mean, that's his nickname.

If I see him from now on, his name is Kikajoo, man. Oh, teacher. I survive. I survived Kikajoo. The prairie dogs are now infected with the plague. So apparently the Fish concert, the P-H-I-S-H concert, campout that they were going to have. You know, Fish is a big band and everybody loves it. They had the big Labor Day weekend performance at the Dick Sporting.

Goods Park in Commerce, Colorado, and they were going to have people come and camp out for the big Labor Day weekend and have all kinds of fun and party and concert. We're going to have to cancel this. The prairie dogs have Black Death of the Plague, and we don't want people getting bit by them out here. Right? So instead of arming the concert goers with weapons, Let's get rid of the black death of the plague. We're just going to let the people move the people along

and leave the prairie dogs with black death and plague out there. I don't know. That's crazy. I don't know. I got a little issue with that. Do you have issue with that? You just have issues. That's what we do is a bunch of drunken fish concert goers

shooting at prairie dogs out in the pool. Labor Day weekend. I think I got it. Two prairie dogs were killed along with 30 people. this weekend. That's what we need right now. We don't need that right now. No, we do not.

We do not need that right now. So the Russian man, let's move on to bears now. There was a Russian man who joked around about being eaten by a bear with his friends. Alexander Cornaviev, 66, was in the Sulac village, which is 5,300 miles east of Moscow.

We all know that. Is that the U.S.? Is it 5,300 miles from east of Moscow? Yeah. Are you kidding me? It's one of the islands. China. The Russian man in China.

If you're still in Russia 5,000 miles, you've done some distance. Anyway, he armed with only his penknife at the time, ran into a brown bear. And he shouldn't have joked around. He should not have joked around about losing his life to a brown. bear because that's exactly what happened I know said did we lose them we did he put up a desperate fight with his penknife oh no he was out gathering mushrooms okay and he jokingly warned his wife about the fatal scenario hey I got to go out and get some mushrooms but you know I might get eaten by a bear I and that's exactly what I'm

Oh, you touched up by the story, Jeff Fisher. I am. You're just heartbroken. I am. Heartbroken. Now, railway workers found him, and the villagers got so pissed. They went and hunted down.

They say that they hunted down that bear. I'm guessing, I don't know that they knew it was that bear unless they still had Alexander hanging off the mouth. They went out and found a brown bear, and they killed a brown bear, and they felt better about themselves. so they were armed with more than a penknife. Are you sure? Can I quote you on that?

Yes, you can. Can I quote you on that? Yes, you can. And we'll leave you with a good story. I know that was a sad story, so we'll leave you with a good story, okay. The Iowa State Fair, darn the luck,

I wish I could have been there or be there if it's still going on. Still going on. But the Iowa pork queen. Hello. Here we go. He got to be hot. Gracie Grineer.

well she's the pork queen I know hello so she happened to be in the animal learning center and where else are you going to be as the pork queen she had a great one of the people

she had a great time she got to hand out ribbons she got to you know be with the governor and serve fairgoers pork in the pork tent and then she was at the animal learning center and one of the one of the mom pigs started having a problem with birthing.

Oh, no. And she dove right in with the crown on, and the queen on and helped mom give birth to the piglets. And that's why she's the queen. That's why she's the queen. That's why she's the queen. And there's a reason why she gets chosen to be the Iowa State pork queen.

And so continue to bring life into this world and bacon. I'm a fan. I'm a fan.