Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 18 | How To Rate and Review For Dummies

Episode Date: January 30, 2019

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I feel like there's almost no food that we can eat anymore. Every day I start out with a new recall. Today, five pound bags of Tyson white meat Panko chicken nuggets recalled. They have a best if used by date, November 26, 2019. The case code is 3308 SDL3. Of course, that's what you look at. The first thing you look at when you open the bag of Tyson white meat. Panko chicken nuggets.

The product is being recalled the problem was discovered after Tyson received consumer complaints of extraneous material in purchased Panko chicken nugget products. Now there's been no confirmed reports of adverse reactions due to consumption of these products. Anyone concerned about an injury or illness should contact a health care provider. These nuggets were shipped to retail locations nationwide. What was the extraneous material? A rubber. So if you're chewing away on your Tyson white meat,

panco chicken nuggets that you purchased and they get a little chewy. Yeah, that's rubber. So a couple days ago, we get the news that people that, people that are still working for Bill Cosby are excited because Turner Classic Movies is airing one of his old films. They probably shouldn't have promoted it because now you know Turner Classic Movies

is probably going to have to pull it. But they're airing the California Suite, which is, you know, elite list of Hollywood icons. Cosby, Pryor, Fonda, Alda, Mathau, Kane. I just say their last names like that. You know who they are.

But they were all happy about that. But then yesterday we get the big surprise. Oh, no. Oh, no. The Cosby, the prison that has, is housing, Mr. Cosby, is on lockdown. And why is it on lockdown?

Because Bill was outside walking around, at least being assisted walking around. I mean, he's 80 years old now, man. Hulled his bill now, 81, 82, something like that. He was out doing his

walk in the yard. And, uh, drones. A drone was spotted over the prison trying to film Bill out for his walk. They are wound up now. Apparently flying drones over prisons are illegal.

And even if you're in Pennsylvania, and even if you're trying to get the shots of Bill out walking around. but they've shut it down, they've locked it down, they're looking to find out where this drone came from, who is handling the drone. No pictures have come from it yet, but they do not like it at all.

And he's in the maximum security, handicapped accessible prison. And don't be flying drones over the jails. Although if you have the pictures, I'd like to see them, please. Because I'd like to see how Bill's doing. I don't think he's doing so great. He's like, he's got to still be in there for another couple of years before he gets parole.

And it's going to be tough. It's going to be tough. Now, I just want to say this. This is a little inside baseball as we're recording Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. I know that my, I guess he's, we'll call him a producer, good boy, whatever he is, shows up on the podcast from time to time. Chris Cruz has appeared to be talking in my ear. However, what he forgot is that I have plugged in my headphones to another jack.

Because the jack, you know, where the headphones plug into, is not working properly, the one that's connected to this microphone. but I have it across down the desk to another jack where I can hear what's going on, but it's not the jack that's affiliated with this microphone. And just inside baseball, when you go to talk in my headphones on the talkback system to this microphone, yeah, it doesn't work. So I see this mouth moving into his microphone. I know, oh God, he's saying something to my ear.

But you know what I hear? which is actually, I don't know why I said anything. Now come to think of it. Because he could have went the whole show talking into my ear thinking I heard him. And there would have been nothing there. So if you have something to say, just turn on your stupid mic. That's all you need to do. Just turn on your stupid mic, okay?

That's all I care about it. If you don't have something to say, say, I don't need to hear it in my stupid ear. So how would you like to win a house? For 19 bucks. A Canadian woman has launched a writing contest for her luxury home. It's a really nice house. Three stories. It looks beautiful.

Looks like if you pull up the way, I haven't seen the entire real estate photograph portfolio of the grounds. But it looks like one of those houses that are three stories. And then if you pull up to the parking garage or where you park, you probably see two stories. And then the third story is down, you know, a little hill. I love those, by the way. But for $19. bucks you can why would

moving to this lake front dream home change your life owner Allo Wagner Wagner leaving the home she says she loves due to poor health and inspired by similar contest she decided to launch write a letter

win a house wow because she tried to sell it and it didn't sell that's really why she's doing it she didn't decide hey I'm going to write a letter when a house I want to really do this and give somebody an opportunity to live in this million house because I'm a nice old person.

No. Up for sale. She did not call real estate agent trust.com. Which she should have. I believe that, you know, we may have people. I don't know if we have people where this house is because the house is in Canada. It's a three-bedroom home near Calgary. And it's actually a beautiful home.

But it's 40 miles south of Calgary in Millarville, Alberta. Which, who doesn't want to live in Alberta? I mean, this time of year has got to be beautiful. Talk about a polar vortex. You're living in a polar vortex up there. The 3,850 square foot has panoramic views of the Rockies, a one-acre lot, a pond, a wine cellar. And she said the public will vote on the entries

and determine 500 finalists. Those finalists will be reviewed by an independent panel of judges who will pick an eventual winner. Contest will be open for three months until early April. Could be extended. However, I wonder why it would be extended. Why would you extend this contest? Oh, I know.

Because if she doesn't receive enough entries. So she's going to make her money no matter what. She wants 60,000 entries for 19 bucks so she could cover the 1.7 minimum that she's asking for the house. and as she reserves the right to cancel the contest in the event there's too few entries and she's just trying to be nice she's just a nice really old artist a perfect home for artists

it's good for you just go to the Facebook page and it comes right up you're ready to go it's beautiful now listen this is the whole Facebook press write a letter winner house contest terms and conditions

entry fee $25 Canadian so it's 19 $18. American. I'll write your one page, maximum 350 word story. Contest duration, three months with the possibility of extension

to a maximum of six months. Total of the contest entry fees must reach the minimum of the home listing. Contest will only be extended if entry fees collected are very close to the minimum amount at the end of the three months. Yeah, so if she's not even close

to the 60,000 entries, goodbye. Over. Then what? She just stuck with a house? that's when she'll call real estate agents I trust.com. There's a multitude of photos available online through our social media as well as a map of the area on Google Maps. Please respect our small community.

Do not drive by the area of the home. If we want to, we will. How about that? This is not a lottery. This contest is not a lottery. It's not a random draw. Taxation. Please research the tax laws of your native country to determine any tax ramifications resulting from one.

the contest before submitting your entry. So you'd spend $19, but you won $1.7 million house. That's a good deal, actually. I would like to do that. We should write our own letter of chewing the fat, 350 word letter of how our life would change

and see if we could win the $3,800 almost, and that's not even $4,000 square feet up in Alberta. It's got a pond and a wine cellar, and it's a pretty little three-story. And it's an, according to the owner, what's her name again?

the really nice lady, Ella Wagner, was just doing this out of the goodness of her heart because she couldn't sell the house. It's just a perfect home for artists. It's an artist dream. Good luck. Most days, when you listen to chewing the fat,

you don't have breaking news, but right now we have breaking news on chewing the fat. DC-5 reporting one male injured. Stop! Put your headphones on. I mean, is this the beginning day of broadcasting for you? You're talking to the wrong mic. You don't have the headphones on.

Okay. I'm going to do this because remember we have a little breaking news sounder from you and everything. So I have to do both? Amazingly, yes. That's the way the program works. We don't have to put that on the podcast all that. Although we can. Fine.

You want people to know what a dummy you are. It's fine with me. This is what I have to put up with. This is a little suffering I have to go through. Every single day. So we have breaking news on chewing the fat. Chris Cruz, breaking news on chewing the fat. DC Fire reports one male injured in the leg

and transported to the hospital after involved in a vehicle accident. Oh, no. A lot of people get hit by cars every day. Why is this breaking news? This was the Trump more motorcade. Oh, even the White House. Hello. So was it the actual, the president's car or one of the front ones?

We don't know. Secret Service guy. Dang them. We don't know, but we do know that it's a secret service agent is injured. Wow. So this is like the Prince Diggleberry accident. Yeah. Whatever the heck goes.

He was the old man. No, Prince Charles. No. Prince Charles is the son of the old guy that got in the accident. Philip. Philip. Yeah, that's his name. Prince Phil's the old man, Philip.

That's like his accident. We had breaking news on that accident, and then we thought he just hit a tree or something, but, I mean, there was injuries and everything. So this is, an agent is hurt. I mean, the whole motorcade, you can't tell me that's not on video somewhere. Come on.

I've been trying to find a video, and I cannot find a video. I have pictures of the people, but I don't, someone has to add the video. Why are we not seeing this? As soon as we get the video, we'll tweet it out at Jeff E.MRA, Jeff Fisher Radio on Instagram and Facebook at Real Chris Cruz on Twitter. That's got to be out there with hashtag chewing the fat. We must have this video.

So one protester was arrested for jumping in front of the motorcade near the 17th and Pennsylvania intersection. One law officer official was also her, but accounts differ on what actually happened. Secret Service will update. the White House shortly. Well, if you hate Trump, the motorcade ran up the curb over the grass, dodge two trees to run over this guy. You can guarantee that's the news story. If you love Trump, the guy shouldn't have ran out in front of the motorcade.

What an idiot? What side are we on? Shouldn't have ran out in front of the motorcade. That's clearly. Here's an idea. This is a good rule of thumb. Human body versus automobile. versus a security automobile for the President of the United States,

99.9% of the time, human loses. Thank you. Now, we also have the big story today, a big breaking story today, about our man in Chicago, who claims that he was attacked, that Jesse Smollett. And he claimed he was attacked, right?

He claimed he got beat up. claimed they put a noose around his neck. What all else did he say he had done to him? I mean, he got beat up, he got hollered at, they put a noose around his neck. They also say that they beat him up, they pour bleach on him and call him a faggot. And then they also said that

they had a ski mask because they didn't want to be identified and shouted, this is MAGA country and tied a rope around his neck like a noose. Wow. So all that according to him and the TMZ report and the Daily Beast report that is what happened to

Jesse Smollett. Wow. I mean if this really happened. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. And they were wearing MAGA hats. Sorry, I don't know if I cover that. So they were MAGA hats. And we're yelling that it's MAGA country. It's a MAGA country. They beat him up. The poor bleach.

They call him a faggot. And they tied a noose around his neck. If this really happened, that's disgusting. Absolutely. And I hope those people are found and hung by their toenails in Town Square. That's a perfect example of why I believe town square should be brought back. I believe that. Put them in Town Square. We just walk by, especially now.

In the polar vortex, they're dead. I mean, I don't want to kill them right away, though. See, I'd rather have them get stoned down square. Seriously, just put them in Town Square. I am all for that. Daddy, why are those guys hanging just tied up? there in town square. Yeah, they beat up a guy, they drew bleach

on them, they put a news around in Mexico, gave him racist comments. Oh, okay, can I throw a stone at him? Yes. But come to find out now, the police are investigating this. Okay, the police are investigating because this happened, I think

yesterday, right? So, well, everybody broke out what a horrible world we live in. Of course, you know, MAGA hat wearing, maga country. and I remember thinking my the very first thought was why are people are people really this bad I mean I can't believe it

this is ridiculous and I do mean I'm joking around about Town Square but I'm almost not joking around because that's ridiculous that people would do that I go back to the Covington high school kids and the Indian man with his

drum, whatever his name is. Nathan? Yeah, whatever. I call him Nate. Yeah, I know his name is Nathan, something, right? Nathan Phillips, right? Yeah. So, Prince Philip, Nathan Phillips.

I got to keep Philip in my head. I guess he wasn't, hey, how are you? Hey, how are you? The first picture I saw of that, I didn't hear any audio, so I wasn't aware that that's actually the audio with the banging of the drum. Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you?

Hey, how are you? After I saw the video and heard it, that was not what he was saying. Anyway, the, uh, the, uh, the, I thought, but my first thought on that was, come on. What are you young punk's doing? Stop it. Okay. I will say that I didn't tweet.

I wonder why I didn't tweet. Oh, I know because I didn't have the whole story. I just had a picture. I did a picture and I thought, come on. What are you doing? I've got to find out more. And come to find out what's more? What's more?

is that my first thought was completely wrong. And these kids did absolutely nothing wrong. And it was, hey, how are you's fault? Okay. But nobody wants to admit that anymore. So now we're investigating the, uh, the Jesse Smollett case. All right. And again, first thought, horrible.

I can't believe this happens in today's world. Agonizing. It's ridiculous. Well, um, let's see the, the first, thing that happened was people in MAGA hats attacked Jesse Smollett. A few minutes later, okay, they weren't wearing hats, but they shouted this is MAGA country. A little while later, they didn't say anything about MAGA. Wait, what?

And then they went to his apartment or his friend's apartment where he was at, and he still had the noose around his neck. And this was, well, less than an hour, but within 45 minutes, 40, 40 minutes, 40, 45 minutes. He still had the noose around his neck. He was at his friend's apartment, and he didn't want to press charges, weird kind of thing. And then we end up having this case, and the police are investigating it now. They've gone through hours of footage in this neck of the woods where he got, where he got assaulted, where he claimed to be assaulted.

By the way, just a reminding of the Covington case where we went through the entire video and they haven't found any video of the attack at all. Now, I'm not saying it didn't happen. I pray that it didn't happen.

Okay, I don't believe that people should treat people like that. However, because I pray that it didn't happen, I still pray that Jesse has some real, if it didn't happen, I hope there's some real honest excuse of why he would do that, of why he would claim that, claim such a thing. As of 10 minutes ago, so if you're in a podcast, you're going to listen to this. Detective gave an assessment and saying, detective have reviewed the surveillance footage on the actor, walking, to a downtown Chicago apartment. Okay.

After he left. Left a restaurant or where he was at, right? Subway restaurant. Okay. None of it shows an attack on the actor. Investigators also, for the most part, can confirm the route he took and says, where he said he was attacked by two mask men and says, however, there are gaps, but none of the footage shows an attack.

This is from the investigators. of the Chicago Police Department. So by gaps, you mean there were areas where they couldn't see him and or other people? Yes, the gaps, they couldn't see, you know, where he like turned, blah, blah, blah. But what they have reviewed shows no attacks. And so, interesting, interesting.

So what, this is the people who hate Maga, Warren are never going to believe that it didn't happen. And the people who, like me, want to say, but we looked at all the footage and it shows that nothing happened. Yeah, well, there were gaps. And that's where it happened. Oh, okay. Okay.

Were we not in the, within the beginnings of the polar vortex in Chicago as well? So everybody had hats on and ski masks. and so when it was we were you're told to go if you have to go outside to cover skin right you're told that um it does seem like a stretch that in a polar vortex you would attack someone even even if you're even if it's a mega country you would say to yourself yeah but it's cold out i mean i know you smagga country but dude you go ahead do what you want because it's too cold and the last statement from the detective says we haven't seen anybody at this point matching the description he gave us nobody looks menacing so they reviewed all

everything even past the point of the attack yeah and before the attack yeah you got to do it before yes and after yeah no one looks menacing and we didn't find the container that supposedly had the bleach right and And no, they didn't see anybody carrying the containers. What about the noose? Nope. The rope. According to police, when they, you know, knock on the door,

he opened the door, he had cuts and scrapes on his face and a thin rope. They made sure to highlight thin rope around his neck that he said that was put on there by the assailant. Right. This is, this is amazing. Absolutely amazing story. I don't want to I don't want to say we don't know

I mean let's just be clear we don't know if it's truthful or not but we sure as hell better find out and we sure as hell better find out what the heck happened what happened

and why would this guy the successful actor do this and we can hypothesize until the cows come home about what happened and why he would do it and if it really happened and it didn't happen.

But the Chicago police are investigating and we better find out. That's all I'm saying. I'm putting the hammer down. This is a chewing the fat mandate to the Chicago Police Department. Okay? We better, sure as hell,

find out what happened. All right. Let's go to the break room. I am so thirsty right now, and I know yesterday we went to the break room, but I really didn't have an opportunity to get a nice good swig of Coca-Cola, zero sugar. So good. As long as we're in the break room today, let's talk crime.

Let's talk crime in the break room today. Florida man who jumped into the crocodile exhibit. Remember him? The zoo's crocodile enclosure, sentenced to a year in jail. Wow. He pleaded no contest to multiple charges, including trespassing and criminal mischief. And he caused $5,000. Did he really cost $5,000 in damage?

I'd like to see that, I want to see the print out of what damage he caused, jumping into the crock. I mean, I believe that he should have some jail time, and he's the idiot for jumping into the crocodile exhibit. And he's lucky that he's still alive or still has all his limbs. but according to the report, he caused $5,000 in damage at the 125-year-old attraction. I'd like to see the printout report of that. Arkansas man pleads guilty

to a tempted plane theft. I mean, this story is actually kind of fascinating. A 19-year-old Arkansas man pled guilty to trying to steal a commercial plane. Now, you'd think that if you're going to steal a plane, What did you want to steal the plane for? Well, this kid of Texarkana decided that, you know what? I really want to go to a rap concert.

I need to go to a rap concert in Chicago. And I know, look, I'm in Texarkana, Arkansas. It sucks. But I could just steal a plane. I go to the airport. I can steal a plane. We are good. so he was found inside the cockpit of the American Eagle jet at the regional airport

and he'd hoped to fly it out of state to the concert. He's no training to be a pilot. Police said he told investigators, I thought piloted the plane would involve a little more than pushing buttons and pulling levers. You know, I figured I could just jump in, push a couple buttons, crank a couple levers. I fly to Chicago. I'll go see the rap concert. He was found mentally competent to stand trial.

and there's nothing injured, nothing going on. So he pled guilty and he's got five years of probation. Five years of probation. That seems... I guess that's fine. I don't know. It seems... It doesn't seem harsh enough, really, to me.

But I got it. And one last story for crime here in the break room is that a Florida man, and it happens a lot in Florida. A lot of these stories... I know we just talked about the Arkansas kid, Florida leads the league, really, in stories like this. I thought he stole opioids, and he was in Pinellas Park, Florida. And I don't know if you're familiar with Pinellas Park, Florida, but it has a nickname Penningless Park.

It has a nickname of Peniless Park. Peniless Park. Peniless. And, you know, it's just a place. It's just a suburb of St. Petersburg, Tampa Bay. It's in Tampa Bay, the greater Tampa Bay Area. It's Pinellas Park, Florida. In fact, I mean, it's really a sad nickname because technically I believe that the first house my son lived in on his own was in Pinellas Park. I mean Pinellas Park. But, yeah, it's right there.

Anyway, a 56-year-old Peter Hans Emery Jr. Why he gets a full blast. He's not a serial killer. Right? He's just a guy that stole what he thought was opioids. but he was caught on camera opening the victim's lockbox taking the pill bottle

dumping several pills into his hand before walking away so he didn't even steal the whole bottle he just opened it up poured some in his hand stuck it back in the lockbox walked away you know slammed what he took in his hand into his mouth and he's good to go

except they were laxatives oh no so yeah it was a little bit of a problem how many a little bit of a problem Well, we don't really know. We just know how many hours was he in the toilet? He realized that they were, they weren't hydrocodone like he had anticipated, the opioid crime that he was anticipating.

And he decided that, man, that was a dumb thing. So he took a downer. That was a dumb thing. And, I mean, really, this is your brain. on drugs. Remember the old ad campaign? This is your brain on it. Speaking of old campaigns,

wait just one second. I am so mad at myself. I just realized a week ago or so, we talked about the guy that had the pet alligator, right? His pet alligator in Pennsylvania, right. And then I heard.

Emotional support. That's right. I'm sorry. Yeah. Please clarify that. Because you can have pets. It's just that was saying, they're not supportive.

Yes, they're not supportive. Yes, they're not supported. This alligator was an emotional support alligator. His emotional support animal, which is an alligator. Yes. And he named it Wally. And we talked about it a week or so ago.

And then on Friday, Pat brought it up when I sat when we were here for Pat on Leash Friday. And then Glenn talked about it this morning. All three shows mentioned that they heard it on chewing the fat. Oh, wait. No, they didn't. And then, which they should have because I'm way ahead of the curve on this. But I'm actually mad at myself for not thinking of this. Because I heard Glenn started talking about it this morning, and I waited for the, hey, I was listening to it.

I heard it on chewing the fat. Yeah, no, it did. But anyway, I waited for it. He had me, made me stick around. Got the time spent listening. Yep, got the TSL on him. No problem. And then I realized, oh, that's why he named it Wally.

His nickname was Wally. I mean, that's what he called his emotional support gator, Wally. And then I remember, why did this old guy call it Wally? Because of the 1960s, maybe it been the 1950s cartoon, Wally Gator. Remember? No. This is where you'd play the Wally Gator open to the cartoon that I sent today. We discussed it off air.

We had a one-on-one conversation about this. We also had a conversation about another audio clip that I said that we talked about yesterday, as a matter of fact, from the day after tomorrow. And I found the clip from the movie. I just want to play that for you, too. But we don't have to. We wait until, you know, we can wait whenever you're ready.

Chris, whenever you're ready to go, we can play it. We can play it. How many times have we talked on this show about finding things on the beach? And we've talked about finding things on the road, how I can't even drive by a suitcase on the side of the road without thinking I've got to stop and pick it up. I've got to see what's in it. And so in Chris's motherland.

Puerto Rico? San Juan, Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah. The motherland. U.S. Customs and Border Protection. Patrol in the Puerto Rico Police Department, the PRPD, Joint Forces for Rapid Action. Shut up. On Monday, they seized 884 pounds of cocaine.

Yep. I mean, why am I not finding this? Why am I not finding this? And a serious note, if you want to find that cocaine again, just go back in the month and then you'll find it in the same location. So apparently, yeah, because apparently this boat was abandoned. It's floating in the water. Dane and then there's floats up at the shore.

Dink. Dink. Dink. And somebody says, you know, nobody's come to get that boat for a while. Maybe we ought to go take a look at it. And, uh, wow. That's pretty good. There's, those 12 bundles in that boat.

I don't know. Let's take a look, shall we? Geez, those 12 bundles contain 350 bricks. I love this. Which field tested positive for properties of cocaine? Did they? Which particular officer field tested it? Did you lick? Did you cut and lick?

I field tested it. It's cocaine. I got it. Rub it against your guns? Yeah, no, I got it. I'm part of the rapid action, a joint forces team. I field tested it. problem. There were 345 bricks, but I thought we originally counted 350. Yeah, no. That we miscounted.

Field test and miscounted. So I'll leave you with a couple of good news stories, really, just headlines. I don't even want to delve into it because you know how we feel here on chewing the fact? You start delving into stories and it gets all turned up, inside out, around. You find out, oh, the headline doesn't really mean what it's said what the actual story is. And we get all bummed out and we just don't want to, I don't want to be bummed out. I want to just live with the headlines. We move on. their life. Okay. So, according to this headline, we'll have a cure for cancer within a year. It's what the scientist claims.

I'm not reading any farther into that story. You know the rest of that story is going to be, it's impossible. And we'll have a cure for one of the 850 cancers in the world. But the headline says we're going to have a cure for cancer within a year. Good. Next headline. Alzheimer drug. We have a drug that's going to cure Alzheimer's.

I'm not reading any farther into that story. Because you know it's going to be, we have a cure for Alzheimer's that works for a day. We're hoping that we can extend it for another day. But for right now, the cure is worth 24 hours. You know that's what it's going to say. I don't want to read that. I just want to know that there's going to be a cure for Alzheimer's coming up. Let's go.

Moving on. That's the story I want. And for right now, that's the story we have. Don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EMRA, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And of course, you need to subscribe to the podcast. I mean, it's a simple process of subscribing. We need your help.

How do you do that? We need you just go to, what do you mean? You subscribe. You go to wherever you can get, wherever free podcasts are sold. Uh-huh. And you subscribe. Yeah, but do I say, like, hey, subscribe? Yes.

Yes, you speak to your device. the device goes, you're subscribed now. So Alexa, subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Ooh, I wonder if that would work. It does? I love Alexa, then. I'm a fan. Yes, absolutely.

And what about Google Home? Google does that too? I don't know. I don't have a Google Home, but I do have Alexa and Siri. If you say Siri play Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, it will do that too. But I don't know if you can subscribe. But you can try it. Alexa does that too.

Alexa plays chewing the fat as well. I know. Yes. But subscribe, you just click on the subscribe. Or just tell Siri, I mean, Alexa, subscribe to. Man, that's even easier. We've made, my gosh, you are so welcome. We've made things so easy for you.

It's amazing how easy we've made it for you. And then you just rate and review. Okay? So now you're subscribed. And I thank you. We need to help. And we subscribe. You need to tell your friends.

And in fact, really, you can just share. There's a little share button there on the bottom. You share it. And it's cool. Your email pops up. The first person to pop up on your email. First person. I don't even.

You don't even have to like them. You don't have to know them. You just share them. Just say, hey, thinking of you, subscribe to this. That's all. But apparently, we've had some questions

on the rate and the review. We've had. We have, my wife, she said she's dumb and she doesn't know how to write a review. Your wife actually told you she's dumb. And she said, we can't make fun of her.

No, well, what? Yeah, she said, we can't make fun of her for not knowing how to rate and review the podcast. I hope you explain to her that I don't need her permission to make fun of her. A. First of all, I don't need that.

All right? And if she thinks, well, I have to give my permission. Otherwise, Chris will get mad for me. I don't care. I will not get mad, Jeffrey. Just know that. I will not get mad. You're fine.

So, anyway, she had a problem with the rate in the review. She did. She did. And I explained it to her, and me and Jeffrey sat down today, And we think, you know what, maybe we have other special people in our audience that do not know how to rate and review. It's possible. Look, there's more than one short bus driving around on the interstates. Thank you.

So it's possible that maybe people, you know what, it's not even the short bus riders. Although my mom used to say, well, look, there's just less people. It's more comfortable. No, that's what she told me. I believe her. There are people. I know you don't have time. You're busy.

That's why we came up with the race. and a review plan. Yes. You rate at 20 stars, you review it best podcast ever, and you're done. And it also helps, you know,

other people find out about it, find out about the podcast because we want this podcast to grow even more than it has been. And it needs to grow, it needs to grow quickly because I'm getting frustrated. That's just me.

I'm just getting frustrated. I haven't taken over the world yet and I'm ready to. I want chewing the fat everywhere. And you, as a fan should want chewing the fat everywhere. Yeah, for example, Nat Jeffy says

five stars, great podcasts I've ever heard. Some people call this the greatest podcast I've ever heard. Those people are all Jeffie. That was reviewed by Not Jeffie. Yes. That's funny. Thank you. Jeffie, I appreciate it.

Now, let's say I'm a person like, oh, I don't know, let's use your wife as an example. Okay. That doesn't quite understand technology. And the use of, I don't know, devices. Let's say, I don't know, a laptop or a phone. Because nobody knows how to use those. I mean, it's almost impossible to figure out how to use a laptop, a tablet, or a phone. What fun you say that, Jeffie.

Welcome to how to rate and review Jeff Fisher Chewing the Fat Podcast. If you have an iPhone, all you have to do is click on the Q&DU&EW&E. fat podcast scroll all the way down to the bottom. Wait, so you're still at the same page? Yes. I mean, all you're doing is by scrolling, you just mean I just go all the way down. All the way down with your finger or thumb. Yeah, if it's a tablet or a phone, you're using it's just scrolling down.

You're scrolling down. Right under the episodes, it says rating and reviews. What? Yes. Right there. Right there. And on the bottom, it says top to rate. And it has five stars.

Now. My wife was confused because Jeffrey, you say to rate it, what? How many stars? 20 stars. Yeah, but it seems that you can't do that. Oh, that's why I know. I know that. Okay.

I personally don't know. So what you do is five stars is the max. So you just, Jeffie, tap five stars. And you're good. And it says, submitted. Thanks for the feedback. See. So you just rated.

Wait a minute. We say that you have to rate and review. Right. So welcome. And right at the bottom, it says write a review you tap that boom it takes you to the writer review it says title great podcast ever what's the review what 20 stars or vice versa either way title 20 stars review Best podcast ever.

Then you hit on the top right, send. And we get your review. See, that is so nice. Now, the rate of the review plan that we asked for, you know, where you just rate and review on the podcast after you subscribe, that really comes in big on iTunes. Right? I mean, that's how, that helps us with iTunes more than it does.

It moves us up in the chain. More than it does some of the other air, some of the other social accounts where podcasts are sold. Stitcher, Google Play, SoundCloud, Spotify. Right. Wherever free podcasts are sold. Well, we have to treat this audience with gloves. So we're going to make sure what, let them know what's out there.

SoundCloud, Stitcher. Google Play music. Spotify. Don't forget Spotify. Spotify. I'm a fan of Spotify. Spotify's in your car. So go to Spotify.

and put it in your car. The audience is growing with Spotify too. I like that very good. Thank you. I'm appreciative very much of that. Now, you can rate and review on the others. And for those of you that think, well, I've got Android and I don't have iTunes. You can still do it.

That's what makes Android the best phone to have. I don't know about that. But in Andrew, you could do both. That makes Android the best phone. Could you do it both ways on iTunes? I mean, with your iPhone? I don't know. You know what? I say you can't.

Okay, then. Do you have your iPhone? I do. Go ahead, try it. Try what? Go to do a SoundCloud. A review on SoundCloud? Yeah, I can do that. Next.

I don't think you can. I don't think you can't. Like the great Ariana Grande says, oh my gosh. Thank you next. Did you see? Her tattoo? Yes, and I saw you tweet about it.

I is absolutely. Cam Edwards was the one that, yes. But I just got done laughing. I loiled. Did you really all along? I lolled. Because it is fantastic. It is.

And you just see her little speech that she had at the thing. Everything, I've got, everything, and the life that I want. But personally, I'm just a rack and a mass. Oh, my gosh. But her stupid tattoo was supposed to be about the new seven rings. What a dunt. And it's about a barbecue grill, a Chinese barbecue grill. I'll take on number seven.

So now when she goes to barbecue, Chinese barbecue, oh, she has to do show her hand, and that's the meal that she gets. Fantastic. I am so in love with that. It makes me more appreciative of Ariano Grande than I ever have been.

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