Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 181 | Fat Pile Friday - Mole People Edition

Episode Date: August 23, 2019

It's FRIDAY and lets do a little segment we like to call "just headlines." Then we find out a new member of the Las Vegas Mole People. Don't forget to watch OvercomerMovie.com this week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow. Eminem is set to make a little extra money. His music publisher suing Spotify for copyright infringement. Amazing. They allegedly streamed hundreds of the American rapper songs billions of times without a license. And they sent a little bit of money to 8 Mile. that's the production company A Mile

But then they also said You know, we just didn't know where to send the money We couldn't find Oh, we could only find where we said this money to We would send it We'd be happy to But we just couldn't, we just couldn't find it So

They claimed that they have like a lose yourself From, I mean that was 2003 Academy Award winning song From Eminem Wow, man, are you kidding me? It relates to 243 songs that 8 Mile co-owns and administers. They had about 280 billion unpaid music streams from 2011, resulting in unpaid royalties of $120 million. Eminem.

Set to make a little cash from Spotify. Wow. Where do we set the money? I wish, we tried, we tried to find who to go to. We didn't know. We're going to pull the songs down. One thing led to another. We couldn't find it.

We didn't know what it went. Because Spotify will write a check. Here's a check for 80 million. All right, we're good. This time we know where to send it. Give us an address. And it'll be clear. Instead of the $120 million, he'll end up M&M settles for $80 million.

Oh, such a sad day. Sad day. Good for him. Welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Thank you for coming along for the ride today. Make sure you subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Doesn't say chewing the fat with yours truly, but I just enjoy saying yours truly since OJ's been saying it.

He's coined it now, and I want to steal it from him because I like it. So I went through a stack, the fat stack. It's the fat pile, I know, but I've taken to call it the fat stack now. And I've got a stack out of the stack. No, let's see. I got a fat stack out of the fat pile for headlines. We're doing just headlines. This is a fat stack of headlines from the fat pile.

That's what it is. We learned that from yesterday. That's what it is. Yes. Holy cow. We get burned again. I mean, we're the first to admit it. No question.

But it's just you got to read it. It's a little helpful hint for me to you. If you stick to the headlines, life is good. You start delving into the story, you realize it's all, I almost said the word. BS. So we'll delve into the headlines. the headlines, the fat stack of headlines from the fat pile in no particular order. Man proposes a girlfriend by putting ring on cows utter.

Postal worker grills steak on dashboard to show hellish working conditions. Wait, wait, governor. Governor, do you have a... We're just doing the headlines. Yeah, but I have a problem with that. I need the governor of the postal office to give me more comment on this. I'd like to comment and say perhaps the postal worker should be more concerned with delivering mail. Thank you.

Okay, carry on. Let's not wait. Maybe I know you stop for lunch, but stopping for lunch doesn't mean you have to cook everything yourself. Thank you. And I'm sorry that, you know, you live in the desert of Arizona and it gets a little hot there. Does it get hot there? The hellish conditions. Stop it with the hellish conditions.

Woman looked up obituaries, burglarized homes during funerals. I mean, that's just. How else are you supposed to rob the house? That's just been going on for years. I didn't know that. You told me that out of fair. I didn't know that. I didn't know that was the thing.

And also if you're looking for, if you're like a neighborhood and you'll have a nice neighborhood. You're not going to give advice in this program or this network. I would not allow that at all. I mean, what do you mean? I give advice all the time. Yeah,

but this is bad advice. No, this is. If you're going to do like, Hey, this is criminal advice. Exactly. No.

No. You're not going to do that. Criminal advice all the time on this show. You do? listen to this program? I have. I think I need to listen to even more. You need to. Oh, okay. That's what the joy of doing chewing the fat is giving criminal advice. I'm here to help. You want other people? I'm here to help. So I'm just saying that if I found a neighborhood I wanted to live in. Okay. And I thought, man, I'd like to live in this neighborhood. There's not a house for sale.

It's really nice. It's pretty. I would keep my eye out at the obituaries. And see if someone in the neighborhood kicks it. Oh, so you could buy the house. I've tried to buy the house first before it goes up for sale. Oh, I thought you were going to do something criminal. Don't give me that look of like, why do you think I'm going to do something criminal? Back to the headlines. Okay, yeah, back to the headlines. The fat stack of headlines from the fat pile on Fat Pile Friday.

No way, I got to name that differently. It's the fat stack of headlines from the Fat Pile Friday show. No, I don't like that either. It's the fat stack of headlines from the Fat Pile on Fat Pile Friday. A woman found with meth in her vagina claims it isn't hers. I mean, you just deny. You just deny. That's all you do.

I'm not sure that the crickets were found there with the meth, but it's possible. Those are probably not hers either. A rise in premature births among Latino women may be linked to Trump's election. Violation. Political violation. Violation. It's just a headline. However, that's a perfect story that you want to read

because you're going to find out that it really doesn't. I want to read this too. I'm going to pull it out of the trash now. I guarantee you, don't play the political music. I'm just going to quickly bruise through here. You're going to bruise through here or you're going to peruse. Both. You're going to do both.

Studies show only association between Permanager and Minnesota and the election, not the election directly. Thank you. Thank you. I don't even have to. It's the last page. It's the last page. So the headline, Arise,

in premature births among the Latino women may be linked to Trump's election. Study says, only an association. Not the election directly caused negative burst. Then why print it? Why do the story?

Because dummies like me read it. This app lets you donate and interact with the homeless. Oh, that's a million dollar idea. That is a million. idea. Well done. Although, I don't know that I need an app. Why does a homeless person have a phone that carries app,

maybe focus on your priorities and get that money into a house or hotel room? Speaking of apps, Lindsay Lowen's app, which no longer you can't use it anymore, it's just defunct. It's still charging your money, though. So if you were a subscriber to Lindsay Lohan's app, unsubscribe. Stop paying. $2.99 a month, you're still getting charged.

And give the money to Chew and the Fat Podcast, which is free. Yeah. Anywhere you could download a podcast is free. Yeah. Give us the money. There's a tab showing up on your podcast screen now. Look, according to technical Antenum, this show is a shining diamond in a wasteland of dust. I mean, thank you.

Is that hit on you because you hit that diamond thing in that? 20 star. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. 20 stars. I cannot contain the amount of joy I received from the sound effects alone on this stellar podcast. So that's a slam on me not getting a diamond. Yep.

And it's a slam on me again because she likes the sound effects better than me. But thank you for the great show. Scientists say Monster Penguin once swam New England oceans. Or New Zealand, not New England. I'm sorry, New Zealand. Do the head on again, Dan. Scientists say Monster Penguin. Nah, I don't care about this.

Swam New England. and I don't even know why that made the fat stack. Alaska man finds 50-year-old message in a bottle. That was a pretty cool message. Sent by a Soviet sailor. Even though it's a two weeks old, but yeah, that's a good message. That's what I said. It was in the fact.

I know. But that's a good message. Did you read the message? No, I just read the headline. Okay. Maybe next time read the message. And don't try to find it now. You're not going to find it.

You're not going to find it. We'll find this stupid message. Can you read Russian? You tell me it's beautiful. Yeah, I can't as a matter of fact. Oh, okay. I was trained, yes. By whom?

Posted a photo of the letter on Facebook and asked friends for help translating. Yeah, not help translate. What followed was a request for the message or sooner. We wish you good health. Okay. Oh, wait, what followed was a request for the message recipient to report to the city of Vladivostok in eastern?

So I was supposed to go to the city in Russia. Yes. And then he wished me good health, many years of life and happy sailing. There you go. See, beautiful message. Shouldn't have looked for it. No, you should have.

Mad Money host Jim Kramer launching NFL fantasy subscription service. Are you going to go for it? Good for him. No, but it's another million dollar idea. It is a million dollar idea, yeah. I think we covered this. I don't know if we covered it on the air, though.

Disneyland Star Wars flops. Yeah, we did. Yeah, now employees getting, but I don't, we talked about it flopping. Yeah, that's the update. Right, because the employees are getting hours cut, right? I mean, this headline is employees getting hours cut. So I don't want to delve

up. We can, I know this is a headline. We can delve on the story but that means they're cutting them. They're right. They're cutting people. They're saying, take a hike. And I believe that supports my theory is that the Orlando Park the Star Wars is going to be, oh.

Look at the time. Look at time. Yeah, we can't. We can't open it. We're behind the eight ball on this. Yeah. ABC to tackle Little Mermaid with a live production. Wow. So not only do we have, uh, what's his face on dancing with the stars. Oh, it's Sean Spicer.

We're going to have Little Mermaid, a live production. That's going to be, um, I don't know. Queen Latifah and Ursula. Right? Queen Latifah's awesome. That was not for Queen Latifah. I want to take that Womp, won't want to, want, won't back. I love Queen Latifah.

The one, one, one, but like, really live. It's for the live production. Life production. They're trying to, they're trying to make that a hit again with the production because they did that with all in the family. But, and I wasn't, all in the family, I'm a little disappointed. I was disappointed. It was not memorable and I don't feel like it was what I thought was going to be.

I know. Did you watch it? I caught highlights. I didn't watch it when it was live, you know. Not worth it. I wish I would have because I loved all the family. Me too, yeah. I pulled out.

I don't know that Woody Harrelson, who I like was a good enough Archie Bunker. No, he wasn't. Anyway, I digerast. Little Mermaid should go over really well. We'll see those numbers when they come out. Two million dollars worth. of cocaine washes up on New Zealand beach?

Uh, yeah? Except that the reason we know about it is because they freaking turned it in. We should not be hearing about these stories. Thank you. Thank you. Well, you can call me and Jeffrey and we'll tell you what to do

if you find something like that. Are you giving criminal tips? No. No. You just got done to complain to me? No. We'll tell you what to do with it. We can help you return it.

Okay, yeah. Yes. Maybe take a little bit. Mom goes on solo adventure to Disney World after dropping kids off at school. I love that story. This actually is a great story. Good job, Mom. Good job. Good for you. And we never got to it and we should have.

I know we talked about it, you know, off the air, which doesn't do you, the listener or the viewer. Wait, what? They can't listen to our conversation off the air? The viewer or the listener can't hear. What about the people behind you? Can they listen to our off-air? If they show up early. Oh, okay.

If they show up early. If they show up early in the... I still notice that you're not looking at them? It's just stadium seating. I still notice that you're not looking at them. I will say what they don't know. This is just between you and me. Don't tell them, all right?

Okay. But I can see the reflection in the glass. Oh, crap. So I know that they're back there. But good for the mom. Well done. I know it was great. Yes.

She did the whole day thing by herself. She even had a little button. And she began with just, she just wanted to go. It was the first day of school. She dropped the kids off. She was just going to go. And then she realized. that I'm having so much fun

and started to document taking pictures with all the characters. Right. And it was also part of her, I think she had a blog or a blog so she realized hey. I can capitalize on this. I think I'll do this. Oh my gosh, look at this. Is that time to pick up the kids? Wish I had time to go pick them up. They're waiting. I still got my vlog to finish. Hey, Billy Bob.

Walk home. You ain't lying. I'm a little lost here at Disneyland. Wait, Mom, what? Florida band allegedly uses tractor to bury girlfriend's car in the dirt. I love that story. While she's still in it. Dun, dun, dun. That's a little bit of a problem.

I love that story, though. That's a good story. A little bit of a problem. She pitched him off and he was like, all right, here we go. Texas health care providers on alert for lung disease and adolescents who use e-cigarettes. They're really coming for those e-cigarettes. They sure are. They've noticed a little ramp up on commercials, stories, health specials.

And, you know, the differences, these young whippersnappers. I was just going to say that. His youngsters with their e-cigarettes. They don't know what they're doing. They don't know what. They're just vaping all the time. They're vaping huge amounts. They really are vaping huge amounts.

Yeah, they're making like tracts. Massive amounts. Yeah. And so if you did that with actual cigarettes, smoke the same amount as what they're vaping, you're going to have the same outcome. You'll die tomorrow. Which is not good. That's correct.

Yeah, especially now that you've got the tricks there, they're making some tricks. And those freaking babes are huge. They're like remote controls. Yeah. Yes. They look like, I thought it was supposed to be like nice, slim and, you know, sleek. Those are the jewels, man. Yes.

The jewels are good. But you got, like, super, like, big remote controls that you're smoking out of. And then you have, I have, and I still have, I realize I still have one of my drawer. I have one of the Marlboro little electronic cigarettes. Oh, okay. You buy the filters and you screw the filters on. Oh, that's pretty cool. I didn't know that you could do that.

They actually, yeah, and I actually enjoyed those. Because I've seen the jewels because Jason has one. And I've seen that, that's slick. Who has one? No one we know has one. Oh, no one has one. What are you talking about? Oh, wow.

I think Jason might have been showing you one that someone else had. I was Brad, Brass stags. That's who had it. Who? Brad Stags. I don't even know who you're talking about. Brad, who? Exactly.

I mean, he used to get, just a side note of vaping and Brad Stags. Okay. Because he had his vapor thing that he was doing when he was trying to quit smoking, and he did. And he was big, you ought to try these, you ought to try these. He ought to try these. He bought me one. He was so mad when I didn't use it. Back to the headlines.

Oh. I bought you one. I bought you one. I didn't ask for you, okay? I already quit. No, I went back to cigarettes. Oh, you went back to cigarettes. Okay.

But I have quit now, almost nine months. That's so good for you. I haven't bought electronic. I haven't smoked any of electronics. I haven't done anything. I still chew a little bit of nicotine gum. That's it. That's all I do.

That's good. Pennsylvania police on the hunt for a man who reportedly urinated all over Starbucks merchandise. Why is just the peeing and the change? Man gets six months behind bars for urinating on drunk friend. Oh no. I know. Why is it with the peeing?

Now, this story, the reason he got six months is because they were all high and drunk. Oh, my God. What happened? Do he die? Are you okay? He did die. He died? Did he drown on pee?

No. But then tried to make it like that. Oh, my God. But they got all partied and were high and he dropped him off at his grandma's front lawn. And then peed on? Pete on him. Then the guy died. It's not even funny.

It's sad. It's sad. That guy got six months. Because even the judge, even the judge was like, okay, I mean, because the family was like, you left him to die.

Did he? I left him because I wanted to get home and he was just as high as I was. At least he didn't drive home. Thank you. You know what happened after I left. So bad. It's not, it's not, stop.

Don't make me go farther on the story. We've got to stop right now. I'm not kidding. Stop looking at me. I'm not kidding. We can't go farther on the story because it's sad. All right. They went out part, no, I'm not.

We're moving on. We're going to move on to porn. Hey, we go. We're going to move on to porn. This actually, I don't know if we talked about this earlier this month or not. But even if we did, it deserves to be. It absolutely needs to be talked about again. Hit me.

The FBI's Internet Crime Complaint Center has now been receiving a number of reports lately that we have pornography fraudsters. In what way? So scammers are purchasing personal information. Email addresses, old passwords. They're getting as much information on you as they can. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Then they email you saying, hey, we've hacked into your computer's camera and we have video of you watching porn. Isn't this episode from that episode? The fraudster then sends you the old password as a scare tactic to say, I'm not kidding around. Black Mirror, this is all over Black Mirror again.

Now, I tell you what, unless you pay up, I'm going to release the video of you watching porn. And, you know, they usually want, you know, crypto. Oh, so this is another crypto scale. Of course it is. So they're hitting, I think what, 12 cities in? Texas. And so now they're going for the porn information.

Speaking of that. We have not heard any outcome of that, have we? No, we haven't. No. Because we talked earlier this week about the story in California where the guy died eating tacos at the taco contest. Yes. And they were saying that this was Tuesday night's competition and Saturday was going to

be the big championship. And he died on Tuesday. He died. Well, you're okay? He's not even, no. Token up. Take your time. And so I wanted to.

find out it was sad. It was so sad I wanted to find out who actually won the championship. Who won? They postponed it. What? They didn't have the championship. Just because this guy died, we can't have tacos? Thank you. Well, no, you can still have tacos. Oh, I just can't have. Oh, that's what. If I can tell you tacos, okay, that's fine. So, uh, there's a scam for you. So here you go. Here's the deal. You can take the chance. Okay. That they don't actually have you watching porn. Yeah. And say, screw off. Yeah. Or you can tell them. like I would.

So, go ahead. Release the video. Here, let me show you one of myself that I'll release. Look what happened to Kim Kardashian. She's famous now, so please. Thank you. Help me.

And I've got three other great kind of porn stories. One is the porn star living underground, under Vegas with the homeless, with the mole people. under Vegas. Nice. She was one of the biggest. Leave that for next segment.

Because I want to, you know. It's really good. It's a good story. I feel like it is. All right. So we can do the Mia Khalifa. Oh, do not get me excited with this. Because we make contact with her manager.

And I was like, hey, I want to do it. I want to do an informative interview. Yeah. I need you to watch the interview. Oh, that's right. I'm like, no, no. That's right. That's why this was still in the fact.

the fat pile. Yes. I was saying, I want to do informative. Because we wanted to talk to her about only making

$12,000 important. We were interesting. Yes. Well, she can't talk about that because I'm like, you know what? Screw it. We're going to still do this

story and now I'm going to make you look as bad as I can. Good. I'm surprised that she made that much she was so bad in the movies. How about that? Yes.

She didn't deserve to be able to them anyway. That's right. Now I'm mad all over again. I know. It was an informative podcast. Former J-Lo dancer, now homeless and addicted to drugs. Oh, no.

What is going on? What is going on? She looks hot. Look at her now. Is she looking for help? No. J-Lo? Is she saying, hey, I need some money?

I don't know. Help me out. But they better not believe J-Lo. This is not J-Lo's fault. What do you mean? This is not J-L-L-O-S-Fault. She was working so hard for J-Lo is why she was doing the drugs. And now she's homeless.

She can't dance anymore for J-Los. So, I mean, if she needs an attorney to help, her out and get some money from J-Lo. I'm here for her. All right, before we get to Jenny Lee, whose real name is Stephanie Sedora, the porn star, who's now living with the mole people under Las Vegas. I want to thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I want you to download the podcast and subscribe to the podcast.

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I am not responsible. I'm not taking the heat for you. First of all, why are you eating while you're listening to us? Well, I can understand that. Oh, okay.

I don't know. Why she eating and we're not eating? I mean, well, I'm talking to you. I'm trying. Yeah. But we talk a lot about,

you know, particular foods that are good. Oh, okay. They're worth eating. That is true. We've got to get out. We have got to talk about Popeyes.

Oh, yeah. Got to talk about Popeyes. Yeah. We have to do an investigative report on this. We really do. Because I think. Yes, I know. I know.

Something's not right. Something doesn't smell right. Something is chickeny. Chigney? Chickeny. Chittany. It's not hysteria. Like Schrodinger's other cat.

needs to be longer. Hello. I'd give it 20 stars, but the show is too short. Only give, thank you, only giving it 18. So, you know, if you, we want you to. What are you doing right now? What are you reading? Are these emails that people I sent to you?

Well, no, we could read emails that people have sent me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. But these are reviews. reviews of the show. People have subscribed and then they've rated and reviewed the show. Oh, that's pretty cool. And you can do that

through iTunes and this person's a little I don't even know that I want to read this. Oh no. It's kind of ticking me off. Well, it's kind of ticking me off. Well, what doesn't tick you off anyway? So happy, 2016.

And I know it's so happy 2016, I got it. great show in parentheses what's this about downloading question mark 20.2 stars so you gave me more than 20 you know the skill went that far he thinks he's funny oh he's trying to be funny oh really see I know that you can only rate up to five stars I got it okay but the point is that we you know I've made it easy for you to just 20 stars best podcast ever but he's just being smart He doesn't want to do the 20 stars. He doesn't want to say best podcast ever.

He thinks he's going to be a little ha-ha-ha-ha. So he's trying to be a comedian right now. So 20. 20.2 stars. Love the content. You guys look great live on screen. See, ha-ha-ha. Your perspectives are hilarious.

I mean, he's right on that. That is true, yeah. Thanks. Oh, by the way, Jeffie. So this is for you. You don't need to download the episodes on iTunes. Streaming is a thing.

Keep it up. That's nice of them. That's nice of them. And if, if, you know, the largest... Podcast? Company.

Okay. The largest type of phone service, Android, were to do this, I would, I would be aware, but I'm not aware of a smaller, those little iTunes,

Apple products. I'm not aware of that. You're not aware of that? Thank you. I appreciate it. So happy 2016. You're funny. Okay, Jenny Lee.

Yeah, I'm interested. You got me in. Really? Real name is Stephanie Zadora. They found her living beneath the street, the Las Vegas strip, right? Because they've got, Las Vegas has got all these tunnels underneath it. How do you know that? Yeah. I mean, they, I thought you.

No. I went there. I know, but didn't you use the, I know, but didn't you use the, watch the show CSI. Yes. Out of Vegas. I mean, the original CSI was out of Vegas.

And they did at least one, and I think they did more than one, shows about the tunnels underneath the Vegas. Okay, here's the thing, Jeffrey, I know about the tunnels, but not everybody knows about the tunnels.

So I was trying to give you, you know, to explain the tunnels. Well, if, then I think you're dumb. Well, you really think of me as dumb. That's kind of a good point.

So never mind. Just carry that. So anyway, Vegas has these giant tunnels under the city. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that. No, I didn't know that. So they built them under the city because of flash flooding. And they thought, oh, we don't want, we've got this strip

and we've got all these hotels and people up on the land. And when it rains and it storms, we don't want flash floods coming through the streets of Vegas. So what we'll do is we'll build the city on these giant tunnels. So the water will go there and it can flash flood out there away from. the city. Makes sense. Smart. Yeah. Although.

It doesn't work that way. I don't know that they've ever had big giant flash floods come through there. But if you live underneath there, so all these people, the homeless people moved in. That is amazing. The mole people. I mean, they moved into these tunnels. And there's a whole other world underneath. I mean, it's amazing.

So this show, this European show is doing a show on the tunnels underneath Vegas. And they run into Jenny Lee. Now it doesn't I'm not sure which person Working on the show said hey isn't that the porn star It was the intern Isn't that Jenny Lee? Hey Jenna Lee What's happening?

I mean who is that? Can we do more research on that one person? I think that we need to look into that lady right there Because she She could be a star Something about her So I love how she was barely recognizable She wasn't that fairly unrecognizable.

I'll tell you that. Somebody recognized, Jenny. I mean, somebody saw her... Hey, hello. Was she doing that? Yeah, she might have been. Oh, hello. I don't know.

I don't know. She's got to make money somehow. But you're living under those tunnels. Think about what a nasty place it is. I know that they have a... It's a different world. It is. She even said that she doesn't mind living under there.

She appreciates the people and she likes the life and it's okay. but I mean there's no running water right there's no when the flash flood comes right and then what I mean then you're screwed right really I mean you seriously are even though Jenny is already so there's

there's no running water which means there's no bathrooms well the bathroom is there that's my bathroom hey what are you doing in my bathroom no this is mine no yours is a dude's yeah you got to have your own space yeah that's definitely as a homeless person and that's your space is your space man that's your code they live by those space yes so uh she was

ranked and she's not she didn't break that top 100 119th on porn hub's list of best porn actresses still though 119 on porn hub she said she was very famous it used to be so hot so it's not so they don't know how long she she didn't really say how long she's been living in the tunnels well look at porn hub she's 37 she's 37 now What's her name again? I'm sorry? What's her name? Jenny Lee.

Jenny Lee. And here's some, I mean... Don't turn that around the... Jeff Fisher! Don't turn around to the cameras. Look at this shot, though. By the way, it's upsetting that the people who sit behind you are getting a fantastic view. Look at this.

Oh, now you're going to acknowledge them. Now you're going to acknowledge them. I don't look at them. Oh, okay. I'll look at them. I just point. Look at it. Look at this, what I'm looking at.

She did say I should still be in the top 100 on sub list. She's happy living underground. She loves the people. Everybody's really respectful. Wow. I don't... Everybody's good to each other. I don't think you find much above ground.

So, I mean, she's hooked for living underground, man. She's hooked being the mole people. But you look at her. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You... She was hot. She was really hot.

Her Pornhub profile says she has 45,000 subscribers. She can't cash in on those? 135 million views. I mean, I don't know. Maybe they're still sending her a check. Maybe Pornhound is like Spotify. We don't know where to send it. Wish we could.

Is there a peel box? The difference with Jenny and Eminem is that you do know where to send it with Eminem. Yes. You do not know where Jenny is. Yeah. What you do now. What you say? You send it to the tunnels.

Jenny Lee. The tunnels. Address the tunnels. The tunnels. Well, you have me sure the tunnels, Las Vegas. I mean, but there's 200 miles of flood tunnels underneath Vegas. So which mile is hers? That's a lot.

Yeah, I don't know. That's pretty, that's pretty, like you said, you know, everybody has their established living area. So you come walking around down the tunnels and you come into the wrong. space could be an issue. Could be a big issue, man. And if you look at, I still want to know how they knew it was her. Who knew that it was her? It was an intern.

I could say it was an intern. Or they got a lead. You know, more people talk. That's possible. More people talk. And there's like, well, if you're down here, you might want to talk to. Right. And if you go, especially if you're doing a TV show, you pay off a couple of homeless people

with the bottle of booze and you say, anybody we should talk to down here. She used to be a porn star down there in tunnel number five. Whole number five, that used to be a porn star. So accorded Mexico the other day, ordered the country's health authority to allow two unidentified people to possess, transport, and use cocaine.

Uh, okay. But it says, but not to buy or sell it. So they have to steal it? Are people bringing it to them probably? I guess so. It's the first of its kind ruling. So who's bringing the drugs?

I don't know, but they're trying to figure out what to do on the war on drugs, right? But what's really fascinating about this story, their war on drugs in Mexico is huge. You get down into the meat of the story, and they're talking about cocaine and marijuana. Don't bog me down, Jeff Fisher. Do not bug me down. Mexico.

set a record for homicides in the first half of this year. 2019, it was up 5.3% compared to the same period of 2018. All right. So the country has almost 125 million people now. All right. Okay. In the first half of this year,

they had 17,608 homicides. That's a lot of people. In 2018, the number of drug-related homicides in Mexico rose to 33,341. Wow. Trump is right. Wow. I mean, that is a number, a lot of homicides. You can quote me on that.

Can I? You could quote me. Say it one more time. That is Mexico. has a lot of homicides. I like it. I mean, you could, I don't want, you know, I hate to, I'm not bad mouthing them or anything like that.

Yeah, I don't want to, yeah, I don't need to give you the numbers or anything like that. I just did, but I don't need to give them to you again. Oh, okay, okay. But I will say that's a lot of homicides. That's crazy. That sure is, man. America's still the worst country in the world.

As a side note on Fat Pile Friday, a, a female, 62-year-old female, saying that she's inundated with compliments on her online dating profile, but she's still struggling to find a date because she believes I am too attractive to find a man. I would like to comment on that comment, because in the story there's a picture of the 62-year-old who believes that she's too attractive to find a man. She says she's inundated with compliments on her online dating profile.

I would be interested to see what she considers compliments. Are you telling me that she's not as hot as you think she is? I could be looking through. Look, I'm not going to look at them, but I'm going to hold her picture up to the people sitting behind me and see if you think she's hot, applaud. No applause. So there you have it.

As long as we're talking deaths, I might as well, this story's been in the fat pile for a while and I've wanted to get to it. I mean, it's assessed. Again, I'm breaking up. I don't know. I'm going to, this could bring a tear to your eye because it's not funny. It's not funny.

Now, a teenage boy was out on the beach in Massachusetts. Just, you know, just playing along, having a little fun on a Saturday. and, oh, look, what's that flying up in the air? Is that a kite? Somebody played with a kite? Is that a, like a circular bird or something? Whom! No, it was a flying umbrella with the long stick that just went through my shoulder.

No, so don't, I'm not laughing at it, so I'm crying. The kid was seriously injured. Thank you. I mean, Pete Beachgoers jumped into action to try to help and treat the teeth. team. It's not funny at all. And they decided that they would just wait for the paramedics. I love this. Beach goers

jumped into action to try to help the team. And they waited for paramedics to arrive. That's all they did. What are you going to do is pull the thing out? Ah, they waited for it. Man, we got to go help that kid. You know what? No, just a paramed. We'll wait for the paramedics. Don't you worry about it. Okay.

Now, according to this story, it is a rare event. You think? We haven't heard much about people being impaled by flying umbrellas, so I'm sure it's pretty rare. Now, I will say that it's a little disheartening that our teens in today's world are out on the beach and see this flying umbrella coming at them and they don't say, is that a plane? Is that a bird? No, it's an umbrella and I'm just going to let it ram through my body.

What are you supposed to do that fish? Stand here and let it fly into my body. What are you supposed to do? Get out of the way. It's too late. If you are seeing the umbrella, it's too late. I disagree with that. You had to have seen it.

You're playing on the beach. Now, if he was, maybe he has back turned and it's windy and the wind is blowing. It felt good. He's got the wind blowing at his back. And the next thing, you know, there's an umbrella stick going through your shoulder. I get that. That is true. That is true.

That is true. That is true. But no one on the beach with him said, Hays up! Four. Or that one, yeah. Something. Yeah.

And why's it when you say heads up, people look up? Like, aren't you supposed to, like... Heads up actually means, you know, duck. Exactly. So it's four. Four, yeah. I know that's the golf course I got. But instead of looking around, looking around, you're supposed to duck.

But usually what happens before you duck is you look up. And when you look up, that's what the umbrella and the stick rams through your body. Four. That's a little too late. Yeah, you're done. You're done. So maybe he's, maybe. It's an opportunity to sell shade the rest of his life in Massachusetts.

If it wasn't Florida, I would be kind of cool. It would? Yeah. Why? Florida, sorry, man. I know. Well, but still, you don't want to. Billy!

Oh. man we got to go help him just wait for the paramedics look at him he's got an umbrella sticking out of him download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts

I know how you know oh hey your mic is on how we started this show I was just commenting on something that doesn't need to be

commented on really but it should be commented on. It should be coming. Yes, it should be coming. I want to tell you, let's tell you, don't know, boom, boom. You know, I realized you said something, I think it was like a couple of months ago.

I want to say last year. And I think it was in this program. Some people should stop Instagramming their entire life. This is the dessert section of chewing the fat. And I didn't know this was the thing, as long as we're in the dessert section. Okay. I don't know why.

I didn't know this was a thing, but apparently it's a tradition. Oh, you can't mess with traditions. To freeze the top tier of a wedding cake. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put it into the freezer. Yeah. And eat it.

As you go. On the one year anniversary. No, not as you go, bro. At the one year anniversary. Into the cake goes away. This is just says the tradition is for the one year anniversary. Oh, that must be an American tradition. I do the Puerto Rican tradition.

You take one bite every year on your anniversary. Really? Into the cake is gone. Yeah. The cake stays good that long in the hut? It does not because the hut does not have the freezer. Just wondering. So this couple, this story is based on a couple who have been eating their wedding cake for 50 years.

So there must be Puerto Ricans, yeah. I don't think so. They live in Pennsylvania. Yeah, and then if you... Have you read the full story? Because if you probably read it, they live in Pennsylvania after they move from Puerto Rico, yeah. Lately, I said 50 years.

It's actually 49 years. Again, the headline says nearly 50 years. Wow. It is nearly 50 years. 49 years. But now, apparently, the last couple of years, it's just crumbs. They're down to crumbs.

Crumbs it up? They've kept in the freezer for 50 years, survived five house moves. Wow. Every July 18th, they thaw a small piece to share. That's pretty amazing. That is kind of a cute little bit. Congrats, yeah.

Here to 50 more. So what now? Do you make a new cake? And why are you so bogged down about this? Get a divorce, shut up. Oh my gosh. That hurts. That hurts.

You did this? Yeah. I did that. You have a piece of your wedding cake. Oh, no, not for the second. A piece of your wedding cake in your freezer right now, my friend, that you're going to thaw out every anniversary with you and autumn. You attended my wedding and the cake was gone.

I know, but you always take a piece early and put it away. Oh, I didn't remember that because it was not my cake. I did not like the cake. But it was your cake. I did not like the cake. It doesn't matter whether you liked it or not. It was the wedding. cake. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad, but I didn't like it. It was a marshmallow cake. It was a marshmallow

yeah plus it had yes it did and then it yeah remember come to think of it now I remember it's all coming back to me now I know I remember they listen just buy another cake yes just buy another cake remember they listen okay I didn't say anything bad I know but I'm just giving you remember they're the one that said you didn't even like it I'm just saying just remember that's my cake I just like it but I can't say anything about it I I said I liked it. It was all right. And it was made by the person that's listening, so.

It was probably the best one in cake I've ever had in my life. I'm not kidding. I don't know why you didn't like it, Chris, because you're a mean and rotten bastard is what you are. But I loved it. In fact, I had multiple. That's why you don't have any left. I know.

You did. That's actually probably true. I didn't like it so much. I had multiple pieces. Between you, Doc, and Brad, the cake was gone. Yeah, I believe. because even, I mean, look, it's cake. Let's be, thank you.

It's cake. By the third piece, you're like, my aunt used to make wedding cakes and hers was a little bit better than this, but, you know. It's cake. Yeah. With frosting. Yeah. Hello. And your Sunday, too.

I mean, cake is a frosting delivery system. Absolutely. Yes. Best cake I've ever had in my life now that I think about it. It's all coming back to me now. Well, that's good. Good for you. But you didn't save a piece, but you're saying.

No. Do you need, do you need, yes. You know what we need to do is have that person. and make you another cake. Ooh, there you go. For the anniversary. It's coming up, and it's coming up. Can you believe it's been a year almost?

Really? I know. September 22nd. Holy cow. It's coming up, dude. You're right. Yeah. Where has this year has gone by, Jeff Fisher?

2019 has been a crappy year. Thank you. Oh, I think, yes. From the end of 2018, yes. Up to now has not been that great of a year. Oh my gosh. Think about it.

I have multiple evenings. No. I do not sleep well. Oh, no. I didn't. You okay? You almost sounded like you cared there for a second. You, a-hole, I do care.

You almost sounded like you cared for a second. Oh my God, Jeff Fisher. Don't start this because you know I care. Are we going to do the stories? Are you just going to talk about our lives of the last dessert? So I could go down the list of this year. Actually, we should. I'm telling you.

Holy cow. I remember the phone call. I was in Orlando. That was 2018. You're talking about the heart event. The hard event. I remember that. I went and I hear,

did you hear what happened? I'm like, no. Jeffie. I'm like, he died, didn't he? No, but close. That's what Glenn thought too. We all thought you died. Do I have to come home?

Glenn was in Idaho. Do I have to come home? Dude. When? He was more mad than he had to come home, bastard. Don't tell me he was mad for me. I won't hear of it.

No. I was like, do I need to come back? They're like, no, I think we got it. I'm like, but he has to do some feelings. No, I think we got it all. We got to figure it out. Just stay by the phone. And I'm like, okay, I don't know what I'm going to do from Florida.

But I'll say, we got to go help the guy. I'll wait for the paramedics. Yeah, we're free. That was weird. So, all right. Dude, are you okay? Oh, we're going to wait for the paramedics. There's nothing I could do for you.

And then trying to get a hold of your wife was trying to get a hold of the president. Because everybody was calling. And I was like, I just take it so like, call me when you have a chance. And then she calls me. So I was like, wait. And it was really nice. All jokes aside. And you can go back and listen to the, my heart event podcast where I cover everything.

We'll repost it tomorrow. How about that? We'll repost it tomorrow. Okay. Yeah, we'll repost that tomorrow. All right. That's fine. And we'll tweet it out.

And I also want to repost the Mind Hunter. Yeah. We'll do that. This weekend as well. But we can repost the heart event, absolutely. because since we're talking about it now. But I want, I mean, listen, I mean this from the bottom of heart attack. The outreach was amazing and I really appreciate it.

Really, that meant the world to me and my family. And what a year. But after that, that started the cascade of other issues. So number one after that, oh, look at the time. Oh, no, you can't do that. Yeah. No, I'll make time. I'll make time.

I'll make time. We can't go over. I'll make time. The podcast laws. You know, it goes. There's the rules that we try to follow. Don't worry about it. You know, I'll override all those rules.

If the men upstairs get upset, you know what? It's fine. I'll take the blame for it because that kicked off to a lot of things. Like, I don't know. It sure did. A man, do I want to cover it, but I can't. Look at the time. We've got a camp.

Was it who died first? Doc or your mother-in-law? Look at the time. And then. Man, I wish we had time. And then the tornado comes. And no, before a tornado. We don't have time for this.

Oh, your grandfather. No, now your grandfather, you're great. No, your father-in-law gets super sick and gets a little thing on the leg. Which should we have time for this? We don't look at the time. We're so much to the, we're back up against the clock. And then the tornado hits your house. And then something about a contractor or you become a contractor.

Look at the time. I'd like to go into detail on this. I can't just. I just said, is, I would halfway there? I just, I wish we could. So hopefully from July August, we are right now. Juulgust? Juulgis.

To the end of the year, nothing else happens. You know, but you got a big event tomorrow, Saturday. That's a big event for you. Yes, it is. Well, it's an uplifting. That's a big event for my son. Who paid for this crap? You or your son.

It's a big event for me. There you go. Because tomorrow's a big event for your family. So that should be good. It'll be fun. Max gets his, you know, he's been an ego. He actually is technically an Eagle Scout. But he has the big crossover now.

So, I mean, we're actually... And then now he goes to war and defences country, right? Long as he gets a check. Long as he gets a paycheck. I'm all for whatever he wants to do. What happens after this? I'm very curious. I was going to wait until tomorrow.

Because I think I'm making a speech, right? Like, am I going up and talking? Because I have lots of questions. Look at the time. What happens when... Man, I wish we had time to cover this. You know, you say, look at the time. I'm the one in control with the show close.

I wish we had time for this. You could still do that. do that but uh what happens when you you know become an ego scout wish i had time to i want to man do i want to get it you can't you can't do it right now i want to get into detail there's the laws the podcast laws you can't look it's the law you know me nobody's a supporter of the law more than me