Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 182 | Real ID is a Real Thing, More Porn Blackmail, & Nuking Hurricanes

Episode Date: August 26, 2019

It's Monday and Jeffy goes into story mode. What makes America great? Is the big question for today's show. Coming To America 2 is in PRODUCTION. More AirBnB start to pop up and this time in Mississippi. Then We find out that TSA, James Charles, & ice cream lickers listen to the show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of the things that makes America great is being able to have a washer and a dryer in your home. You don't have to go down to the river and beat your clothes against a rock. You don't have to go down in a single root cellar with the member of the old water. No, you don't remember. But I'm telling you there used to be this old washer just to squeeze the clothes through the rollers off the top. Yeah. And there's a little bucket on the side. Yeah.

All right. What makes America great is the tub washer and dryer. When I was a little kid, we didn't have that. We had to walk to the laundromat. I remember walking to the laundromat with my mother. Putting clothes and clothes baskets in a big red wagon, a red rider wagon, which I still have, by the way. Towel over the top so the clothes wouldn't fall out.

Wheeling it, picking it up over the curbs. That was before they mandated the rounded curbs. You had to pick it up every time you got to the corner because of the square curbs. Well, I'll lay down to the laundromat. One, two, three, four, five, six, around seven, about seven and a half blocks to the laundromat. Okay?

It's your clothes. And hold them and laugh with the ladies at the laundromat. Ha, ha, ha. As I'm playing out back, go back in a mud puddle waiting for the lawn to be done and then walk all the way back home and pick up the ladder all over the car.

I, maybe it's the walk I ate more than the laundromat, but I hate the laundromat. So I just want to be clear on this Monday chewing the fat. When you think life stinks,

just know that it's wonderful that we have the capability here in America and because of us around the world, to have washers and dryers in our homes. And with that doesn't happen, it makes someone like myself very unhappy. I can tell you the whole washer story.

But just no. It's agonizing when you don't have them. Apparently, every box stores in every metroplex in the country. the country and apparently they advertise you can go into these stores

and purchase a product and bring it home unless it's a product that's at their warehouse I don't know in China must be I don't know where it must be but has to be in China because I can't go

I can't buy a washer today and have it in my home until Sunday that because there's something wrong in America something the trade wars the economy. Are you being affected by the trade wars currently? Thank you.

That's what's happening. Is that what it is? That's what it is. Because of Trump. Trade wars are affecting me. The president of the United States needs to end this. I don't understand. I understand.

Did you go to Best Buy? I don't understand. Did I? No. I don't shop for those items. I just want them in my home. I could tell this. If you go to Facebook and the little market area,

yeah. There's, kid you not, right now, I could pick up my phone and show you eight washers and dryers. Would it be delivered in my home? It will be. No, they have to go get it. It will, some of them will be like, throw an extra out 20 bucks and it'll be at your house.

So. I don't want to buy a used washer. I don't know what's been in it. No, thank you. It's called soap. I don't know what's been in it. You don't know what people put in their water. And you tell me the ones that you're getting from, you know,

say Best Buy Sears, JCPenney, Walmart, Kmart. They're brand spanking new. I expect a new product. Then I know what's been in it. You don't know what's been in it. Yeah, I do. Nothing. You don't know that for a fact.

Yes, I do. You don't know. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. It came directly from the warehouse. You're in a bad mood today. So I'm just not going to address you today. Boy, I don't know how I'll survive.

Darn. I wasn't in a bad mood, though, because this weekend I saw where they posted some pictures of Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall behind the scenes of coming to America to the sequel? I can't wait. Eddie, better knock it out of the park, man.

Eddie and Arsenia, I want this movie to be, I want them to not get away with all things PC. You think they're going to... I cannot wait. Go like the first one where you know you got the nipples showing, you got the McDowell's you got... Hey, have to. The barbershop?

PC has got to be gone. It's got to go away. I don't think the barbershop is a lot to go there. Or when they land and they go in the taxi and they leave their stuff outside and say, hey, can you bring it up? And then come to find out the whole neighborhood to stole everything.

Or the fur coats. I don't think fur coats are going to be allowed either. I just want to say one thing right now just off the top of my head. Is that the longest you could go without addressing me because that wasn't very long at all? Oh, no, I could go longer. Because I forgot.

That wasn't very long ago. I forgot. You're in an attitude. You got a little attitude today. It wasn't very long at all. You said you weren't going to do it. dress me yet. Starting now.

So a Texas man kind of did what I said to do. So anyway, I see the story. I've had it in my show sheet over the weekend. It was whenever it popped up on the up over on the wires was a Texas man licks ice cream,

puts it back on the grocery shelf and really regrets the consequences. And okay, so you think, yep, there you go. another douche, licking food, of course he should regret the consequences. So he recorded himself licking the ice cream at the grocery store, putting the tub back. The Walmart surveillance video captured, you know, the 24-year-old in Port Arthur, Texas. It was happy national soft ice cream day.

He captured on his Facebook page known as Dapper Don, which you can follow. The video had 136,000 views. Now, he's been charged. So law enforcement charged him. Now, I just want to say that I'm heading to page two of this story. Page two of this story. Okay. The Class A criminal mischief had booked him at the correctional facility, the Jefferson County Correctional Filings.

These incidents are considered harmless jokes by their perpetrators can do enormous damage to the image of the product in the store. First of all, no, it can't. Shut up. That is a lie. That's a company making stuff up. If I see somebody licking the Bluebell ice cream, I think what? an idiot, but that doesn't make me think Bluebell any less of Bluebell ice cream.

I'm not going to get Bluebell ice cream. Sorry. And it doesn't work for me. No, I don't believe that. And I know that they take it very seriously, said the district attorney, and I get it. All right? And so, you know, we're going to try to get our evidence gathered. You have a video. Okay. And Walmart released their statement, if food is tampered with or a customer wants to leave the impression that left behind a this is this is where they change their their tuned okay or leave the

impression that they left behind adulterated product we'll move quickly law enforcement to identify apprehend and prosecute those who think this is a joke it is not so as the video continues we're at the very end of this story now very what is this story doesn't know what website this looks like a blaze story It looks like a play story. We're at the end of the story now. It telling me, oh, this video showed that he ended up buying the exact tub of ice cream. He went back and it ended up, you know, according to the store.

So, you know, he did the bit. And then he went back and got the tub of ice cream and bought it. How in God's name are you arresting this guy for that? And that's why Walmart released their statement of or leaves the impression. he's lost his job over it now which he may have lost his job anyway even if he hadn't been arrested for it because I mean

you know the boss might have said hey douche what are you doing? The only thing like I've told that's I said that's what I would do if I was going to do this that would be my deal I would tell the store hey I'm going to do this I'm going to put it back in the cooler

I'm going to walk away which by the way made Walmart change their statement to or leave the impression. And then, you know, I'd buy it, so I just want to record the video doing it. The thing he didn't do was tell the store. Right? He went in, he recorded it.

Then he went back and got the ice cream, went up and paid for it. He just didn't tell the store ahead of time. However, are you kidding me? You're still arresting this guy for this? What? That's ridiculous. I'm sorry.

And I know I'm going to have all kinds of people up against me on this. I get it. Not really, I don't, because it's ridiculous. The guy licked the ice cream for a video, went back and bought the ice cream. Oh, the horror. How can I ever buy the ice cream company that he licked?

I don't know, maybe because the rest of the ice cream is still good, and he purchased that? I mean, if I take a banana off of a bundle of bananas, and eat the banana. Does that make the rest of the bananas terrible? Does that mean that I have left the impression that the rest of the animals, the bananas are terrible? No, no, it does not.

I'm sorry. That's ridiculous. And you know what? I got another story. I got a story that has changed and been produced out there because of chewing the fat again. This guy, Dapper Don, should have listened to me and done the full bit though. Should have went to the store first.

Because now they've changed their tune, that you can't leave the impression of doing it, so they're not letting people come in and do it even if you ask them earlier they would have. Before all this started, if you went in and told them, they would have been okay with it. Now, oh, we don't even want to make the impression that we let someone, that someone's licking ice cream and putting it back into the freezer. Because people aren't smart enough to look at a container in a freezer and realize that it's already open.

What? There's no way if you buy ice cream at a store and you pick up a container and it has already been opened that you don't know it. There's just no way. I won't, you won't be able to convince me that that's true. I'm sorry, you're just not going to convince me. So if you reach into the cooler or into the freezer and you pick up a gallon of ice cream or a half gallon of ice cream or a quart of ice cream or whatever the hell they sell it.

Not even a half gallon anymore. They make it look like it's a half gallon, but it's not. And you pick it up and you put it in your car and you take it home. And you say, oh my gosh, this container is already open. You deserve it. Don't even bring it back. If you can't pick up an ice cream and know that it hasn't been open before, you know what, you're stuck with that.

And Walmart should say that too. Oh, did you get all the way home and realize it? Yeah, no. That was probably you that opened it, had to a bed because that's the only way that could have happened without you realizing it. Come on now. Go walk down the freezer aisle.

Open them up. They can afford the bill. It's their money. Walmart's got up billions. They can afford the power bill. Open them up. Open each door and look at those containers. And tell me, you couldn't tell if one of those containers is open.

That's what I thought. You can't. Another story brought to light because of this program, chewing the fat. You know, this is just another example. of why listening and watching, chewing the fat, I know most of you listen, but there's some out there that are watching

through these cameras right here in the studios. Well, I know most of you listening, and most of you are, you know, subscribe and chewing the fat for free. Wherever you get your podcast, whatever platform you use to get your podcast, it's all free. You're welcome. And those of you watching, how you doing? Good to see you.

Yeah, I could see you. Yeah, you didn't know that, though, did you? You thought you could only see me. You're wrong. So last week we're talking about the stars on the driver's licenses. Might have been a week before last. But your driver's license having a star on it. I'm like, what the heck?

I mean, I even got my license, which I keep hitting, man. I like people seeing that bad boy. I don't even like the police seeing that. And because Chris, don't. Don't you open your microphone. Don't you address me. Chris got a new license, had a star on it. And does everyone have one?

So we find out that, oh, the only person that doesn't have one here in this building is the guy that runs the board for Steve Dase on this network, Ron. And he hasn't updated his license in forever, right? They give him to you good for six years or however long they are. So he's the only one that doesn't have a star because he hasn't got a new one in quite some time. well, lo and behold, this weekend we hear a new story, boom out, Americans will soon need real ID. So it has to do with the real ID. I didn't realize that the star had to do with the real ID. I thought it was the UPC, like the strip code that it had to be, that was part of the real ID.

But it is, you know, that star is also issued as part of the real ID requirement. So by October 1st, 2020, if you want to travel anywhere with TSA and you don't have the star, you're not traveling. So good luck traveling, Ron. Without your star? You hit the road. You got until October of next year, October of 2020.

And you better have it updated, okay? Another acceptable form of a fly with individuals unable to verify their identity will not be permitted to enter the TSA checkpoint. See, well, can I just put a star on my jacket maybe? So they know, you know, what kind of person of who I am? That'd be great. Because that's never been done before.

Right? Oh, wait, it has. Huh. Weird. Now, I know there's some states that didn't update. They were concerned. Remember the big stories about you're not going to be able to travel or go state to state? Huh.

You'll be able to travel state to state without your papers. Ha, never heard that before. but this has been a part it was passed in 2005 and so now they've given everyone until 2020 October 1st

2022 to comply with the law so get your star or forever hold your peace and it's all

for your safety it doesn't have anything to do with the government wanting to follow you track you know who you are know where you've been know what you're doing even when you're doing even when you're traveling state to state

it's got nothing to do with that and how dare you think that it has everything to do with your safety and being able to keep you safe when you travel that's what real idea is about so because you're aware of this now and they put the news out there again

medical people aware thanks to tuning the fat you're welcome you know that ice cream story still ticks me off I'm going to go back to over just a second it still kind of ticks me off because, okay, so even if kick him out of the store,

give him a trespass warrant, you're going to put to make the kid, he's already lost his job, you're going to take him to court, make him go to jail, pay a fine. I can't, I can't,

I can't. Since Chris isn't even addressing me, and to be honest, I can't even see through the glass now whether he's in there or not, now's a time, a good time to do these stories. The Cherokee Nation

wants representative, in Congress. I can do some political stories when Chris isn't around. The Cherokee Nation wants a representative in Congress. Amazing. They're saying 200 years ago, you made a promise,

and we want to be part of the, we want to be representative in the U.S. government. So, I mean, maybe they get a, the sheriff presents somebody. And demand. I mean, who are you going to pick? Elizabeth Warren?

Go on. Send her in. You already have one. That's what they should. That's what Trump will say. I already already have one. I gave you Pocahontas. What do you want?

But so they give them like non-voting status. I mean, that's what they do with Puerto Rico. And we have D.C. And I think there's a few others too that, you know, have not. They show up. They live large. They smoke a couple cigars. Yeah, that'd be bad for us.

We don't want that. And they go back to their office. I mean, that's a tough gig. Heck, I might want that gig. Plus, I know that's how President Trump was taking a big heat over the Chosen One remark. If you watch that video

and listen, if you listen and watch the video of him with the press and says, you know, so I'm the chosen one and he looks up at the sky, it was sarcasm, it was a joke. He was saying, I'm the chosen one for this job, not the chosen one, of like from the Lord.

You're just stupid. You just hate him. You hate him so much. You can't take it. And because you hate him, he pushed your buttons again earlier today with this G7. Yeah.

Yeah, we might, the U.S. might host the next G7. I probably have it down at Marlago. You have it down at my Florida Golf Resort. Oh, eh, eh, eh, ethics, ethics, ethics, ethics. The end of times. Stop it. stop it

I mean it is ridiculous the hate for you and when you pick on the press the top man over comments like hey let's nuke the hurricanes just a tactical nuke

it's just a little tactical nuke we shoot in the middle of done we've saved millions of dollars think to yourself okay so it might not be a nuke but scientists all over the world have been trying to figure out how to seed these things and how to try to blow them apart

once they get started so that they lose, we take care of it over the ocean and not the land. So it's just Trump pushing your buttons. Hey, you know what? I mean, why we just nuke them? In fact, if I'm holding the G7

and a hurricane is coming, we're dropping a tactical nuke in that bad boy. That's what's going to happen. And I got some political in things. Chris wasn't addressing me. Hi, Chris. Violation. See, that's the music you would have heard.

Chris Wolff. Addressing me, that's the music you would have heard when I get too political. I mean, I try to stay away from politics on the show. Sometimes it's a little much. So I get reminded by that music. When you hear that music, that means that I've gone too far. I've gone too far into the political realm.

But when he's not addressing me, Danana and a boo-boo, man. It's open ground. Yeah, you heard me. Nana nana, nana, boo, boo. A third story of the day that happened because of chewing the fat. I'm telling you, there's more reasons to listen to this show than you know. Okay, so last week we talked about if we talked about the porn blackmail that's being done.

And people send you an email. They get a password for an email account and they send you an email and they say, we've got pictures of you watching porn, we've got videos of you watching porn, or we've got pictures of you naked, whatever it is, and they want money. And they blackmail. And if you don't comply, then they say they're going to,

they'll release them. Or, you know, they'll hack your accounts and everybody will know them and they'll release them on your accounts. So... Can I address you now? Is it okay if I address you for this little update story? You had raised your hand

and I chose you from the crowd. Yes. Chris, why don't you tell us the story? Okay, so we've covered James Charles before. Sure. He's a YouTuber. He does makeup. Everybody knows who he is if he's him.

Well, his account got hacked a couple days ago, and they started doing some naughty things, you know, retweeting porn and, you know, talking about his junk that is doing some things that he should not be doing. And they were able to make his blue chip get lost because he changed his username. And they went to like three different changes. he got his stuff back. Well, he just got his account back two days ago.

Okay, but what happened was? What happened was that he was being threatened to be released his naked pictures. Thank you. And he said, screw off. And he says, hi, I got my account back. Just in case I ever get hack again,

here's the only nude I've ever taken. You can't threaten me with it now if you get a life. Thank you. What did we talk about in this very program? James was absolutely listening to Chewing the Fat. No.

And, hey, go ahead, prove that it's me. And I'll release your own picture of you watching porn. Yeah. Hey, there's a picture of me watching porn. I was amazed that I couldn't believe what I saw on the screen. You're done. Whitney Cummings, the comedian, was also one of those targeted. But she was two weekends ago.

And what happened was that she was doing an Instagram live. I talked to her myself earlier. That wasn't on the show two weeks ago. I talked to her myself personally. And then she was doing a YouTube live stream and she was in the bathroom and a nip slip happened. And people started to screen grab it. And then she deleted it. And then guys once again tried to blackmail her.

And she goes, they hacked her account. And then she was like, you know what? This is my boob right here. Go right ahead. Whatever. Here you go. Take a look. It's the only way you could handle the whole hacking.

We have pictures of you naked. Okay, I'll release it myself. Here's me naked. Which, by the way, you should not be doing that. You should? You should not be doing it with digital. Just use Polaroids. Just go...

It's better than digital. There's no digital footprint on that. It's just a bunch of Polaroid cameras. And those are making back. That's why. That's why they're coming back. Yeah. People realize that the 60s and 70s were right with Polaroids.

All those pictures are yours. It's yours. And you don't have to go to the one-hour Kodak. They don't see it. I'd be interested to see if the new cameras have some sort of digital chip that could be tracked. Ooh, like the Polaroid cameras or like the new, oh, hmm. Just a thought. You just ruined it too.

I know. Sorry. But nothing's connected to it though. There's no Bluetooth. There's no... I don't think it's not going to matter. Really? I mean, look at when people,

Pat talked about losing his phone the other day and it was left, it was off, battery dead, still was able to find it with his phone finder. So I just wanted to, you know... Crap. There's a chip in the new machine

that could possibly keep track of things. Three pull over a camera, so I might just break one and look for this chip. Just a thought off the top of my head. Oh, and I have to talk to Brad, who messaged me on Facebook. He said, hey, Jeffie, a big fan of chewing the fat. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Asking me, since you've been in radio forever, I was wondering if you have any tips on winning radio contests. I'm trying to win this trip on a DFW station. So he's here in the Metroplex. I would have won. But calling in seems almost impossible. thanks and keep up the good work.

Well, first, thanks for the kind words. I really appreciate it. Why are you listening to Radio and the FAA when you can be listening to Chewing the FAA? Well, he doesn't listen to chewing the Fad. I listen to, I listen to radio stations here in the Metro Pocs. So you're cheating on yourself. You should be listening to...

I listen to myself continually. Okay, so once you listen to, like, let's say, today's episode, you go back and you start calculating how many episodes does it need for me to hear until the next episode drop. And you just keep repeat. repeating that over and over. I'll do that from now on, I promise.

Feel like you're just saying that? Yes, yes, you're right. That's highly upsetting. Actually, the only other tip I could give you is hope that maybe the disc jockey is a relative of yours. And so it's possible that he would say, you know,

call this hotline. Brad from Allen just won. Congratulations. He was the 10th caller. Do you know the contest? I don't. He didn't say the contest. Maybe he needs to give more information.

But, well, it wouldn't matter. I mean, if he's got a call, if they're saying call in, then it's, you know, they're either taking a, they're either taking the 10th call, right? They're going to take a 10th call, and that's a, that's a hit of this. Yes. I will say this, that this, I will say this, if you're going to participate in that and you call, be ready to be excited be if the phone gets answered

be ready if it gets answered with a hello instead of a caller number if you're supposed to be 10 and you're calling number four they're going to answer the phone your call number four thanks and they're going to hang up they might even not even say thanks but it's call number four

call number five so if you don't get a if somebody during a call in contest if the phone line clicks and you hear a hello, you got it. Contest line, they're looking for somebody that you're the winning call, but if you suck

you're not the winning call. Absolutely. I'm telling you right now. So you're the winning call 100%. So be excited. Say, hey, I'm supposed to be caller number 10 and if I'm caller number 10, man, I cannot wait to go on this cruise. I'm excited.

I've got my wife here. I got my girlfriend here. Whatever the case is, whatever you're would be excited and be happy and I can't believe that I finally want something on the show. I listen to it every day. Be ready with that and be ready to repeat it. Because if you, hello, yeah, I was calling for, this is Bob. This is Bob from Allen. I was calling to try to win the baseball tickets and stuff.

Oh, sorry, you're calling number eight. You're number nine. Look, yeah, you almost finished it. I mean, I did a bit a long time ago. one of my favorite bits that I did doing was a Saturday or Sunday show I was doing where I had a con I did a contest

for caller number I think it was caller number 10 but I ended up just telling everyone they were caller number nine and they were so pissed they were so pissed a couple of them had called back you know and I was like hey you call her number nine

I was calling number nine last time hang up on it when I go on the next one. Yeah, you call number nine. Next call. And it was so much fun. Were you bringing the calls on air? I did that, yeah, I was doing them live. So you just take him live?

Take him live. Taking them live. You call number nine. And I went through, when I got, I did one through nine. Oh, okay. So you did one through nine. Okay.

And then when I got to nine, I was like, I'm not letting anybody win the stupid thing. What was it? Do you remember? But it was a bit, though. It was more fun to say, you call it number nine. Oh.

But there was nothing to win, though. Yeah. Yeah. There was a contest. Oh, there was a contest. That's why I was doing it. I was a douche of you, man. I'll be pissed at you.

You know, I'd be arrested today. Yes, you would. I'd have to give everyone who called one of the prizes. Yes. Which I probably did anyway. It was probably a stupid T-shirt or something. I mean, I probably did anyway. I don't even remember.

I just, the only thing I remember was so much fun. You stuck at night. Making people so angry that I was stuck at number nine. Did you ever go to 10 or? In fact, I remember that stupid. drove into the studio laughing. He came, he made a point because there's a weekend show, but he drove in and came in laughing saying he couldn't stop listening

because it was so far. I mean, it was, you know, call it number nine. Oh, okay, thanks. Oh, it's your caller number nine. Oh, didn't I hear you? Click, caller number nine. Okay, oh, okay. Yeah, that's a good.

It's a good idea. Dude, that was number nine, click. Just, they're so pissed. It was so much fun. So anyway, Brad, good luck. Hey, well, I've got a second. Let me tell you, go to Optimusishere.com. Optimus ishere.com and with slash anti-bulley page.

But if you go to the website, you can look at that. But Team Prime's got an anti-bully pledge that you can use. And very important. It's really cool kind of program that he's doing. He's teaming up with America's footprints and Frame Life Photography. I know someone at Frame Life Photography. Who is it that I know at Frame Life Photography? Oh, yeah, I know my wife.

They're putting together an anti-bullie pledge. Go to optimist here.com and you can check it out. I want to talk a little bit about crime and crime on animals. Now, when you go to the zoo, do you ever think, I want to carve my name and the side of an animal? You ever think that ever? I can see that you think to yourself, man, I'd like to shoot that animal. Or I'd like to take that animal home.

or the next time that animal charges me, I want to shoot it. Or, you know, I can see all that. I never could think of, I want to carve our names in the side of a rhinoceros baby. So at a French zoo, one of the elderly rhinos,

and you can look at it, I mean, it's really thin and it's old. It's just like, I don't. I'm so sick of being here at the zoo and they just feed me, so I'm okay with being here. But I'm part of it. of their petting program and I just got to go up against this wall over here and you know they

pet me and I'm fine the other day somebody had a back scratcher and they were back scratching my back so good felt so great I even turned around and they did the other side it felt so good yeah no it uh it wasn't a back scratcher it was they were carving their names into the side of this rhinoceros, man. That's not laughing at this. This is horrific. They carved Camille and Julian into the skin of this rhinoceros.

Now, look, the rhinoceros have like eight feet thick skin, right? So the first two or three feet are just dead skin that are up on top and that's all, you know, the rhinoceros doesn't even feel it. Even the zoo was like probably didn't even feel a thing or it was scraping. And I would say that it

probably felt good. You know, those scraping off some of the dead skin. But, you can't be carving your names into the side of animals, man.

Pretty fascinating that they have a petting area and they don't have the little cameras up. They're in the petting area. Because not long ago, right, we had the little girl at the petting area

of the rhinoceruses or the... Is it the rhinos? Yeah, it was the rhinos because it got the horn stuck. The little girl was petting the rhinos and then slipped through the bars,

which you know that won't happen anymore in the future. but slips in the bar and the rhino they were all wound up because the rhino went up and touched her

with the horn remember that because I was in love with the rhino he snuffed her yeah the rhino went up and he touched her with the horn

and then he was like I'm out what are you doing in here? Get out of here because we didn't even try to hurt her it was great

and yet they had to you know then they put the rhino in like seclusion the rhino's like what did I do I was where I was supposed to be

she's in the wrong leave me alone what are you doing and why is this not in Tampa, Florida. How is this happening on the Mississippi River? We've talked about Airbnbs in the Idaho potato machine. We've talked to Airbnb's in the Oscar Meyer Mobile.

We've talked about Airbnbs at the Twilight House. We've talked about Airbnbs all over. People are trying to cash in on their specialty homes for Airbnb. Well, on the Mississippi River now, you can rent a pirate ship for $300. on Airbnb. How cool is that? Now, the Airbnb listing advertises a striking-looking pirate ship docked in the Mississippi River

where guests can stay for $300 a night. Right outside of Minneapolis, St. Paul, so you're only going to have about a month to be able to party on the private ship because the rest of the time in Minneapolis, St. Paul, I don't know, it's called winter.

In Minnesota, it gets kind of cold. So I don't know that you want to be out there on the Viking ship the pirate ship in the middle of winter, but maybe you do. 65 foot long. It'd be great fun actually to do that. In Tampa, they can be doing it a year round.

And Tampa, they're known for the Gasparilla parade. Put them on the Gasparilla boats. These crowd, the Gasparilla families, the different, the different, the crews, the different crews for Gasparilla, they should each be Airbnb in their pirate ship, and? Let's do it.

Make some money. That's a great idea. And for $300 a night, that's for one to five people. If you want, you can party up to seven to 20 people for another $300. That's not bad. $600, you can bring $7 to $20. That's a good deal. You get an open-air upper deck, of course, lounge seating, wood-paneled interiors,

wide plank wooded floors, statue of a pirate wearing a bandana, ripped jeans, that's going to have to go. and a painted ceiling featuring the menacing human skull that exclaims, beware. It's got Wi-Fi, television refrigerator. Better. Not getting out this thing without Wi-F. What are we actually pirates? No?

I want to just pretend. I think that's a great idea, but I think the Gasparilla Cruz and Tampa should be doing that in a heartbeat. And this is what I think is going to happen to a lot of time cap. around the country because 50, 60 years ago was a big deal to put time capsules in. What is the earth going to be like? We're going to have flying cars in 2020. No, sorry. Sorry to disappoint you.

We won't. But officials in New Hampshire are trying to figure out what happened because they put a time capsule in 50 years ago and they've dug it up at the library. And they dug it up and they had the big party to dig up the time capsule and see what was in it 50 years ago. It was sealed in 1969. It was so much fun. That was empty. Nothing in it. Okay, well, where's the list of the stuff?

We don't have a list of the stuff that was in it. No, we don't know what went in it. We don't know who put it in the ground. It was empty. We don't know what happened. But it was a time capsule 50 years ago. Congratulations. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

Welcome to the dessert section. of chewing the fat. Those of you that are listening to this, thank you for listening to the first part of the show on the Blaze Radio Network, which we air every day at 4 p.m. Central. But I always, you know, I always have so much more to talk about it.

I could probably go on for another couple hours, but we'll give you a few more stories. Chris gets real bad at me if I go on longer than an hour. He gets a man out of me. But we have space crime taking place. Now it's not really a space crime. They're just calling it space crime. So one of the NASA astronauts

is reported to access the bank account of her estranged husband. Oh, wait a minute. Space crime, space crime. And I need to word this properly. So she assessed the bank account of her estranged spouse. So it might not be a husband. Know what I'm saying?

From the International Space Station in what may be the first delegation of crime committed in space. Of course Her estranged spouse Summer Warden Reportedly filed a complaint With the Federal Trade Commission

Okay Now she's since back on earth She told the New York Times That I was just checking To see if we had enough money To pay the bills Okay Care for my son

They've been raising together Since they split up So calm down I didn't do anything improper So let's get over it Okay This supports my theory. Whatever you say.

I would like to introduce a theory to the program, if you allow me. What, could I actually say no? Yes, you can. Really? Mm-hmm. No. That I would not be introducing my... What's your stupid theory?

That women astronauts are crazy. Oh. Think about it. I would venture to say that that could hold true to a lot of positions other than just astronauts. No, we're talking about astronauts right now. Female astronauts are crazy. Yeah, remember we had the one? The diaper one?

Yeah, that's right. Driving around with, I mean, if you're going to take long drives, who doesn't travel with diapers? But that's another point. A normal American or, you know what? I'm going to even go the extra distance and say, a normal human being does not travel long distance via a car or via any means of transportation with a diaper on.

It's just dumb if you don't do that. I'm guessing you want to, you one of the few that travels with a diaper? I'm just saying it's the way to travel. And at one point do you put the diaper? What is the distance? When you have to stop for gas? Okay, so a trip gets four or five hundred miles. Okay, that's what I'm saying?

So how many miles do you put on the diaper saying, you know, I'm going to drive 300 miles? Yes, I need a diaper. I'm driving 100 miles. I don't need a diaper. What is your caught off? 300 miles. 300 miles and more diaper off. Maybe 250.

250. Okay, maybe a couple hundred. So 200. Yeah, okay, we'll go with 200. 200. So anything more than 200 miles. 200 or more. A diaper comes up.

Diaper. If you're under 200, go ahead and stop if you want. But anyway, your theory, women astronauts. Women astronauts are crazy. Are crazy. Now there's five national, international space agencies involved in the ISS. Canada, U.S., Japan, Russia, and several European countries.

Don't let them hop on. This story and several European countries. No. Legal framework sets out that the national law applies to any people and possessions in space. So, for example, if you're a Canadian national, you committed a crime, you'd be subject to the Canadian law. I believe that would be true unless you did something so horrific that against a country that had a harsher law. I think it's time for President Trump to do something about this.

I think so too. I think the space force needs to... It needs to put a space force court. Space court. Space court. There it is. I'm all about it. Yes. The Federation.

There you have it, my friends. We've already solved your problem. No need to worry anymore. The Federation has it. So let's say you go. to Jamaica. This is for fun. Nope.

Let's hang out of Jamaica. Nope. And, well, that's where you're from. We could choose you. Let's say you go to Puerto Rico. Here we go, Puerto Rico. Yeah. And you're there for the Christmas holidays.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And on your way back, you're getting ready to hop on a plane, come back to the U.S. Let's say, for example, you were flying into Baltimore. I'm flying from Puerto Rico to Baltimore. Okay.

But you stop on the way before you get to the airport in Puerto Rico, in Puerto Rico, to pick up some Honey. Oh, here we go. You want some natural roadside honey. Straight from the bee. Yes, yes. You're squeezing the bees right there in the jar.

I'm squeezing the bee at the jar. Yes. And you get to the airport in Baltimore and they say, hey, this isn't honey. This is liquid meth. And they throw you in jail. How long would you think would be a fair time to spend in jail? Well, if I didn't know, if I wanted to buy the...

Because you're protesting. You're saying, that's honey. That's honey. I should be getting no jail time because I thought about honey. And I'm sorry that you think this is liquid meth. But when I went to Puerto Rico at the corner, you know, shop, I said, can I have one pint of honey? I wish that was the case. Oh, no.

82 days. Oh, that's not bad. That's all. That's all. 82 days. I do that while my sleep. So, I mean, the guy lost his job. Oh, okay.

Come on. What is it with these people losing jobs? We talk about their liquor. missed their work? It was a mistake. It doesn't matter. You're in jail. You're missing your work.

You tell me if we don't have vacation time. Coming back from Christmas vacation. Oh, yeah. I already had your vacation. So this guy was also, he's got a family of six, a wife. I mean. That makes you think. Holy cow.

Now, maybe you buy the honey back in Baltimore. Yeah. Right? Maybe you don't. From a trusted source. Maybe you'll lose the likeness. Maybe you eat the Jamaican honey in Jamaica. Agreed.

Yeah. So he was arrested at the airport for these alleged drug felonies. And because he's a green card carrier, he's illegal. Send them back. Federal detention order has to be extended. So 20 days after his arrest. Okay. He was in jail for 82 days.

Okay. But 20 days after his arrest, the state police lab looking for drugs in the bottles came up negative. Oh, 20 days after his arrest. They're not drugs. So it was honey. Yes. He spends two more months in total for the other charges to be dropped. Of what?

He's got the other federal charges of right? Because he's a green card holder. And he was charged with the drugs and carrying drugs and transporting drugs, which weren't drugs. No, it was honey. So then they had a second lab test, a federal lab test. Oh yeah, nope, you know what? That is honey. This is like the burp crap again.

Yes. They use the burp crap all over again. I mean, it's amazing. Now, wait a minute. Hold on. The bottles with the gold color screw tops labeled honey in his bag, they told him in Baltimore, the U.S. Customs Border Protection Agency,

put him in handcuffs. Okay. Told him the bottles with the gold color screw tops because they don't look like, they don't look like our. American honey bottles. Yeah, with the little bear. They didn't have the little bear?

No, they do not. No, they do not. They're like wine bottles full of honey. Ooh, that's fancy. Fancy wine. I mean, it's from a little, you know, it's a corner honey. Yeah, they just grab in the bottles from garbage can and filling them up with. Rinse them out, they puts a bunny in, here you go.

I don't think there is any money. So they told them they tested positive in a drug field test for meth and fed me. Those are never used in a court of law because they do. Because they're so unreliable. So unreliable. Yes. That's why they send them to the lab. The lab didn't get to it for 20 days.

That's not. That's some crazy backlog on there too. And by the way, that airport and that precinct and those labs and that airline, they're all owned by this guy, right? So police in charging documents said canine, a dog, Benny conducted a random scan and alerted to possible drugs. Well, of course the dog is going to react to it because there's residual. When you train canine dogs, you're training them to detect residual. That's how they become really good at detecting because when they actually smell the math, the dog goes super crazy because it's order overload.

Right. But when you're training this canine handler, here's the thing. You train them with residual so that they know that, hey, once I smell this and it's like super potent, that's when I'm going for. But of course the dog is going to sit and tell them, hey, there's some meth in there. That's crazy. That's crazy.

So he asked to be released on January 24th at his second bail review, but the district court worried he would not appear for trial. Trial for what? He's got a family in Baltimore. He's saying, I'm not guilty. And one of the stupid labs that it's not math is

honey oh this guy better own the whole damn Baltimore he's sure better he better call what's the Lisha coming no yeah Lisha coming yeah call Lasha coming I don't even want to hear that everybody's just doing their job

oh not on this one everybody just doing their jobs you know the more and more we do cop stores in this show the more I'm like questioning my belief in the police department in this country that's a sad thing to say I don't like to say Chris

what Welcome. Welcome. I mean, look, no one supports police department. I know more than you. More than me. No one. But there's just times when you wish that were there were police officers that had more training.

I believe in that. I talked to a police officer this weekend, a Fort Worth police officer. Oh, yeah, I saw her. Do you know her? She is great. Or he, or whatever they identify as. Chris. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

Okay, well, you did. Well, he should look great in uniform. The Fort Worth Police Department is very happy right now. When you hear the news that their police chief is trying to get his job back, that they fired and they brought in a temporary police chief, and there's some problems, the problems are not with the police force themselves. Let's just leave it in that.

Leadership? Just leave it at that. Is it the leadership? That's correct. It's usually the leadership. That's correct. We'll just leave it at that. Let's leave it at that.

So, we say it all the time on this podcast, something is coming. We don't know what it is. It's just something is coming. Thank you. We should be deafened by these sirens every day. And the real one should be going off every single day. New blood-sucking leech.

identified in D.C. area swamps. Teen with measles may have exposed visitors to Disneyland Universal Studios. Toxic algae that's killed nine dogs found in Central Park. I mean, those are just the three headlines of the day. Something is coming. Something's happening. I also have a story of a man. Where is that story?

Hold on. There's the story. Did I open it up? Because I was going to add it to this story. This round of, yeah, it's open. Why does, why don't I see it? Why does it? I don't know.

Oh, that's because, okay. Man accused of killing and eating girlfriend faces life in prison. That's it? All you, if you, thank you. No, in the head. He's eaten humans. The heart was eaten. He's accused.

He's got to go down. That's got to be it, man. You can't put them in prison. Do you remember the scare in Florida with a zombie scare? Yeah. Do you remember that? You remember that zombie scare like a couple years ago? Maybe you didn't hear the headlines I just read.

Like 10 or 15 years ago. It was a bath salts. Remember? It'll start with a homeless in the highway. I remember this. Yes. Homeway. Homeland, I'm home.

No, they were doing the bath salts and they go do bath salts and go naked and start eating people. They were eating people. They were attacking people in parks. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's fascinating. So this man. Was him Bethelt?

He'll scored of murdering or his girlfriend. Multiple stab wounds, blunt force injuries. After she broke up with him. Oh, he was pissed. Oh, he was mad. Well, do you blame him? A breaker can be very difficult in your emotions. Right.

Defense attorneys argued that whether or not someone who eats the brain and heart of his ex-girlfriend is thinking right. Yeah. Can I quote you on that, Jeff Fisher? Her chest, I love defense attorneys. Her chest. Her chest has been cut open.

The heart was removed. The heart was eaten. Look, she was already dead. That's what you got to argue, right? Oh, yeah. You got to argue she was already dead. What does it matter? What happened after?

Yeah. Because she was already, he already killed her. We've already admitted life in prison. Let's move on. We're not going to kill him. We're not going to give him anything extra. I mean, so what did he eat the brains and the heart? So what?

What is supposed to do with the body? Or I think, just bury it? Right? No. That's old school there. Yeah. This is crazy. A couple other stories real quick.

I was looking up at Be Ready for this. Be ready for this. I looked up at CNN and they're telling me that 3,500 donated kidneys get thrown away each year. All right. 3,500 donated kidneys get thrown away each year. Now there's 5,000 people waiting. on the waiting list to have the kidney transplants. So you don't know if the 3,500 are going to be, are they viable?

Match. Yeah. Are they going to help anyone at all? Or is it 3,500 drunks, 3,500 druggies, 3,500 fatties, 3500 whatever? You know, you don't know what was wrong with those livers or kidneys or whatever is doing, it's kidneys, not livers. But be ready for you not, no matter what, If you have a star on your license, on your driver's license, you have a star on your license, oh, wait, you do the real ID? Oh, everyone does? Yeah.

If you have a star on your driver's license, you will not be able to say yes or no to, uh, to, uh, to, for donating your parts. Why is that? Your body will not be yours. They will say, no, because it's too important. It's too important to save lives. It's all for, it's all for too important for other people's lives.

So if you get hurt, we're using your parts no matter what. And if they can be used, we're using them. Get over it. Move on. You got a star on your driver's license. It's the way it is. Move on. And a side note, before I'll leave you, I'll leave you with this.

I'll cover this a little bit more in-depth tomorrow. But Harvey Weinstein is in court today. Pleaded not guilty. And when is the trial? Guilty, guilty, guilty, is he? Is he? Because he's not in jail. Hasn't been found guilty of anything.

Has it been found guilty of zero. Let's count the things that Harvey Weinstein's been found guilty of. Use both hands. Number five. Zero. Zero things. The trial, the next court date is in January. Is it January.

So you already happened. We've ruined this man's life. His, the business. All of it. The name. The name is stained. Gone. You say Harvey Weinstein, you're a rapist.

Period. No questions. No questions asked. I mean, it's the mainstay. Right? don't Harvey me, don't Harvey Weinstein me was she Harvey Weinstein? Done.

Has he been found guilty of anything at all? There's nothing. Does he in jail? No. I guess maybe you could argue. He went to rehab. You could argue that he is in jail because he's, you know,

he can't, track, doesn't go out anywhere. You know, he has to live in his million dollar home. Oh. I know, but sometimes you want to get out and you can't. And Harvey's not out walking the streets, man. But he did, I guess he did he do. I mean, look, it's probably a good thing. We all need rehab in some point of our lives.

He's living large. He's living a large life, travel in the globe. There's probably a number of things that you're doing that are... Not legal? Well, not good for your body. Not good for your body. No, that doesn't necessarily... Things that are not good for your body aren't necessarily illegal.

If you're that reach, you're no longer caring about health. You're more caring about legal or not. I disagree with that. But, you know, when you start to lose everything, you start thinking, well, maybe I can't, you know, my body, your body has been, you know, getting used to this stuff and starts to say, I want some more stuff, I want some more stuff. And you can't afford the stuff. You can't afford the stuff.

You can't afford the stuff. So, you know, rehab it is. I just, I'm just reminding you. I got, I got it. Harvey Weinstein is the worst man on the planet. I hate him to death. Convicted of nothing. In a court of law

Innocent until proven guilty