Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 183 | Popeyes Chicken is NO More & American Dream: The Dream Begins

Episode Date: August 27, 2019

Looks like Popeyes is having another chicken shortage and this time is the NEW chicken sandwich. Then Jeffy goes into Ozark (Netflix) & Succession (HBO) tv review. Looks like  American Dream: The Dream Begins is a thing and is coming to a city near you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So yesterday, hashtag boycott Olive Garden, making the trending news. However, the reason that hashtag boycott Olive Garden was making the news was because it was reported on Twitter over the weekend. And you know how, I mean, factual Twitter can be over the weekend, that Olive Garden was donating to the Donald Trump campaign. Nothing could be farther from the truth Even Olive Garden said We don't know where the information came from But it's incorrect Political violation

No it is not a political violation The show hasn't even started The show I'm starting the show With a political violation No it's boycott Olive Garden And the boycott is about what? It's about Olive Garden Donating their money

Donating to what? Donating to a campaign of the president of what do you mean president of what which is held by whom right now which is the office is held by who Donald J. Trump first of all

even if Olive Garden was donating to that so they get to donate to who they want to. This is America. On top of which some of that money comes from me

and I don't care what they do with it. They'll just keep creating some Olive Garden food, okay? I mean, I'm going to be talking about food. I mean, the meatless revolution is on. KFC in Atlanta rolling out beyond meat,

plant-based nuggets, and boneless wings at KFC. Wow. Does that mean that it's vegetarian, Right? It's vegetarian friendly. Yeah. So, stew can eat it? Yes.

That's pretty cool. Pretend chicken, yeah. So with the Popeye's debacle still going on with their chicken sandwich. Which is still a theory and a conspiracy that do not have it. Some stores still have it. And other stores. The strip clubs have it too. I know.

We'll get to that. I'm a fan. And why we weren't there this weekend reporting live, I have no idea. I'm so disappointed. I stopped going to strip clubs once I got married. So think, just know, just know that Chris Cruz's wife listens to the podcast. See, I'm good. I know my wife doesn't even listen.

Except once in a while. And I'm a man. So I say what I want to say. Chris, well, I don't go to strip clubs anymore. Okay, good boy. So the impossible meat I'm sorry beyond meat Is making hits everywhere

Right you got it at Burger King You got it at Carls Jr You got it at Del Taco You got it at Duncan You got it at Red Robin You got it at TGI Fridays You got it at White Castle What is going on in America

Have you tried it Other than here in the studios So I know you tried at the studios No I've not tried it out Have you gone outside and tried it no Me neither And I want to? I feel like I want to.

Should we go on Saturday, me and you? You know, I'd love to go out with you, Chris, but look at the time. Yeah, I'm giving you plenty of time. Hold on, no. No, I'm not letting this one go. I'm giving you plenty of time Saturday. Me and you, Red Robin, Impossible Burger. And it's right next to our house.

Yeah, I'll check the schedule. So I'll check the schedule. I'll check my schedule, I promise. Tuesday. So am I going to hear back when? If it's on Saturday. I'll check my schedule. You have your computer in front of you.

You have a different schedule. Oh, okay. It's a different screen. Are you still on pen and paper? It's a different screen. Oh, can you just open up your phone? I can't lock right now. Yeah, you just facial recognition?

Oh, wait, Andrews don't have that. Can you use like thumbprint? Oh, wait, Anders don't have that either. Can you input your pass code? You could fake news lie about the Android phones all you want. They actually do have all of that. So it's fine. Can you blink at it and it turns on?

Oh, no, wait. That's an Android. I just have to wave my hand over it and it opens. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So can you wave your hand and open it? My phone doesn't have that.

So I was right. Yander doesn't have none of those features. No, my phone does have that. It does have those features. Okay, so use the wave of the hand, open the calendar. Oh, that's broken or something. It is broken because it's not turning on. So once you were talking about at the Dallas Strip Club,

they said that they were giving away free Popeye's chicken sandwiches at the strip club. Why are we not there? So their Instagram boasted that anyone who pays the club entry fee, which is probably, you know. Like $10. I think you'd be lucky to pay the 10. Really? Because when you go into a strip club,

not that I have ever gone into any, ever. Oh no. How dare you, yeah. But like you, when you go in, you pay the entry fee and then you got to tip the girl or whoever. Why are you tipping the girl that lets you in? It's part of the deal. No, it is not.

That is. Oh, my God. You've been duped. Yeah, it is. You do not tip to her because she's going to hook you up. She's going to hook you up with the bartender that's going to take care of you. She's going to hook you up with a good table. And what kind of strip?

Clubs are you going to. Because they want to go to, there's a guy at the door, 10 bucks. No, yeah. And I'm like, okay. No, cash only. I'm not going to the 3 p.m. after party strip club, no. With Jocko at the door, no. Going to an actual establishment.

And they all want their... They all want their piece of the cut, man. They want it all. I know, and those ATM surcharges are like five bucks per transaction. I know. Everybody wants their pieces of God. I mean, you can barely,

like if a girl say, comes up and talks to you. $10. $10. Yeah. Yes. I mean, unless you either,

don't say a thing. No. Just look down at the bar. But then you get in trouble. Look down to the bar. So the best thing to do is go, no, I'm waiting on.

Yes. I'm waiting on on cherry. Chary's here. And they move on. Yes. So they're not getting hit up with it. No. Any kind of, hey, how are you doing?

$10, honey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm talking to you. You aren't going to me anybody? No, no, $10. I need a drink. I'm just sucking, I'm sucking ice here.

I mean, no, sorry, baby. No. That's the way, I mean, when you, when you. And by the way, a trip clubs are the best way to launder money. Oh my gosh. That is the best way. Absolutely.

You own a couple of strip clubs. just and none of the none of the companies and owners that have owned those clothes have ever gotten in trouble for any of that

no no no they haven't no I don't know maybe look of a show his name Ozark so did you finish season two because season three's coming out I know I've finished mom

okay okay I'm rewashing it so I'm getting ready for season three oh yeah yeah it's pretty good that's probably that's not a bad idea no get caught up just to have it in your mind

yeah because you know you forget that you know that she kills the Mexican in the face you forget that that was the end That was the end of one. Yeah.

And then you forget, you know that. I think about Mexicans. They'll send more. Such a great line. The greatest lines ever. Such a great line. And then you, I completely forgot about the whole casino on the water and, you know, bribing political figures.

I forgot about that. I'm like, oh yeah, I might have to remember all this, you know, the back deals. Yeah. It's a good stuff. It is. It's a really good show. Yeah. And they actually pulled up.

One of those, it's one of the few shows were two. pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that still maintains a good, yes. Yes, yes. And Jason is such a good character. There were some turns in two that were just as good as what was in one. But then it was, for me was, it was a very difficult bar to set even higher. After the end of season one, you shoot a Mexican in the face.

Like no one saw that coming. And then. Oh, she's pretty crazy. Well, yes, but right. in front of everybody. She called him what rednecks? Yeah, rednecks, yeah. Not I heard.

Well, she said, in my house, in my property, you do not. Oh, seriously, this gets up. Oh. But she was even more upset when they kill her dooboy. Oh, I know. She was, it was like, she lost a kid. I know.

And I thought for a second, then we're going to come back and say he was like her son or something right now. No, he was just a little slow. He was a little slow. He was taking care of them forever. Yes. They made sure he just did what they asked.

Honorary son. Did what they asked. Yes. And he did. But he made a mistake, though. He should not go into the gas station. No. He made a mistake.

Ozark. Season three soon on Netflix. Is that going to be part of the talking series? It might, actually. That probably should be. It should. The only problem is that you binge it and the next thing you know. I know.

So how are you going to handle that? Are you going to make your own calendar? You know what I mean? Or maybe just watch it with us. Ooh, hello. Yeah. So we just, we don't, we, we watch a show a week or a show every three days or something. Yeah.

Just watch it with us. Yeah. That's not a bad idea. You're welcome. You're welcome. You need more if we were invited? I know. If we were invited.

I know. I'm taking four. I'm surprised that Popeye's actually found a Popeye's that would actually give them 100 sandwiches, though. I have about four producers on a 20-mile radius of these studios, checking in on Popeyes and calling in, and they said no. See, that's not what I heard, though. I heard that there were two or three in the Metroplex that had them.

But where, see, here's it in, though. where metro place I would this is what I would do all right because we're included in the metro place and we live like an hour away I know that correct

so you know expand your search so do we go that way so do we go more to us I would look for newer Popeyes not the older ones the older ones are pretty safe

and securely but I would look for newer Popeyes ones that have gone up in the Metroplex within the outside of the metroplex still on the, not like next door right there behind us next to the Asian town. There might be an older Popeye's in downtown Dallas maybe that might have it, but the newer

ones on the outskirts. Because I passed one yesterday and I didn't go in. That's the one that had it. As long as we're on shows, and we all watched, you know, the Fox show, the loudest voice on Showtime. Did you finish? No, not yet. I haven't finished.

I stopped watching after Glenbeck show. I mean, after Glenbeck appeared. Four. Yeah, four. Yeah. And I know there's so like five. Pat's still hollering at me now to finish it up. He's mad at me that I haven't finished it.

Because he finished it. Are you going to watch the movie? I know, right? I don't know. I probably have to. Yeah, but it's that guy with Dexter and Lithgow. I feel like that's a show that we're going to hear so much about that I'm going to have to just wait and watch it when I can watch it at my house. Yeah.

So Showtime has already booked Viola Davis. to star in a new drama series. First Ladies. I wonder what Malo Davis is going to play. No. Oh, I know, Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama? That's correct.

But you don't have a good strong shoulders or arms. One hour White House drama, which has been put on the fast track development at Showtime. Three script commitment. So they've got three shows already. They're going to already do three shows for sure. Three shows or three episodes? Three script commitment.

Huh. I mean, that's, I can't wait. I can't wait. It'll just be like, it'll be a, it'll just be the green screen of a head going by. It'll just be all about Michelle.

The backside of a, of a guy that matches the description of Barack Obama. Because it's only about Michelle. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And Netflix is not doing this? We love you too. Door closes. And Netflix is not doing this?

No, showtime. This is showtime. And I've been watching, you know what else I've been watching too on HBO? As long as we're on television. Might as well, yes. Even though I told you do this on Fridays, but yeah, Tuesday works. Is Succession. Oh, that's, oh, come on, man.

I've been mad at myself for watching it weekly now because the new season two is out. It just started. Yeah, season two just started. Well, there's three episodes in. Yeah, it just started. But that's three episodes in. Yes, it just started. Just started.

Three weeks ago. Just started. So, but season one, I didn't watch when it first came out. So I was able to binge watch it, which was fun. Yes, it was. It's more fun to binge watch a show because you're so dedicated to the characters and the, the events that are going on. It's so much fun to just go. We are.

That's unbelievable. Can we go back? So I go back, I go to Succession now. And like I have, we have the HBO app, but we also have it through Hulu. Yes. So when I go to Hulu and I go to my watch next, that's addicting. The new succession pops up, so of course, what am I going to?

You have to click in it. I know. What are you, a caveman? Thank you. They've hooked me. They've already giving me an example. They got your money. Yeah.

Might as well just go for it. And watch this, fat man. Okay. Okay. But tremendous, tremendous show. If you have an opportunity, they're so. rich and evil. I love that episode that you told me about the food and the skunk.

That's, but then, and then you didn't remember. Of course it makes sense, but it makes sense if you have the quote billion dollars that they have. Right. For people like me, I'm not going to include you because you have more money than I do, but people like me, I don't care. I'm going to eat the skunk food. So this last episode, for those of you that have seen it, Oh, here we go.

This is you talking serious about Secession, yes. So we've done talking serious about Ozark, and they're not talking to you about secession. I told you about the food was. So this episode, they're out on a retreat. And he gets them all in a room and treats them like dirt.

It is amazing. Treats who like dirt? The inner circle of the company. Oh, the people. Okay, got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Treats them like dirt. And the big one of the.

The big focus points was how much is a gallon of milk? Not one. This episode is just for you. Not one. How much is it got on milk, Jeffrey? How much is it got? About 239, depending on where you shop. Sometimes it's right around $199.

You know, whatever depends. One guy tried to get out of it. Do you tell you, talking about regular milk or 2%? 1%? F off. Sit out. He's so great. Logan Roy, the guy that plays Logan Roy is so great.

Oh, he's so good. Yes. But anyway, it's just a fascinating show on what it's like to be rich. Now they work hard. I don't want to pretend to say that they don't work hard. No, they do have a media company. Yes. I mean, the old man has built this empire.

Oh, yes. And, you know, you do fall in love with the family. And then you think about, man, you know, that is the American dream right there. It sure is. You build this empire and then you accept nothing but the best for you and your family. And it treats the family like dirt. Well, you know, what his family's there for? Just because the kids tried to take him out.

Yes, to get a heart attack. That's the kid he loves the most. Yes. Because it's just like him. I know. So good. So good. Another thing that I watch that show that ticks me off is that they all, they spend their days

screwing people over and being rich. They don't think about money at all. No, they don't. No, money's a second thought. The only, my favorite, one of the favorite scenes in last week's episode, episode two is the kid, Kendall, he can't drive now. So he has a limo driver,

but the limo driver, he rides a motorcycle. He has a guy driving around on a motorcycle. He doesn't want to be in the limo. Drives on a motorcycle. Fantastic. So he stops off to get a pack of cigarettes, which, by the way, really,

that's part of the show that they all stop off and they just smoke on the side. I want a cigarette so bad watching that show. Because if they all could smoke on the side, why can't I smoke on the side? Because you don't have the money that they have.

They just go all day without smoking and then they smoke on the side at night. I could do that. Yeah, but the problem is you don't smoke only once. Oh, I just smoke at night like they do. Yeah, but that's not possible for Jeff Fisher. You have a very dictant, you know, I don't know. I just wouldn't smoke during the day.

And then at night maybe you have one or two. See, there you go. Now you're going for two. Or three or four. And now you go, now you jump to four. And then might as well just... You might as well just... You might as well just...

Get one of the morning before you... And then now you know you have it one pack a day. So he stops off and he buys. a pack of smokes and the guy, the guy pays zero attention to him. You know what I mean? The guy that's spying the cigarettes doesn't even say hello, he's watching something on TV. And Kendall's like,

so as he's walking out, he steals a pack of batteries. He just takes a pack of batteries. He walks out of the story, he throws him in the trash. She's so pissed. It's just so bad at the guy for not even just acknowledging you. Acknowledge me that I'm with you. Right. Yes, I'm in the room.

I'm giving you my credit card. I'm buying a pack of smokes. A hello, a thank you, a goodbye. Something. Yes, I'm going to steal this pack of cigarette. Right. Right. Yes, it makes sense.

He gave him zero. He just takes the pack of batteries, walks out of the store, throws him the trash. He's just so pissed. It's so good. So I've told you about what my idea for the malls. You know, they're shutting down malls all over the, all over the country. And I really believe that we should start having ESPN should sign deals to have drone.

They've signed the deals for the drone races and they're going to start televising them. We should have set up some drone races in the mall. Maybe a million dollar idea. Maybe we should invest in a. big mall that's closing and we have our own. Like Mall of America? And we have ESPN come in. We sign a deal with ESPN and they, you know, they fill.

How we got cool. You already have most of, you know, pillars and you go from the second floor to the third floor. I know. It would be great. Up around through the store. Tremendous. And you could open up shops to still sell some of, sell your drones, sell the equipment,

whatever, ESPN store, whatever you want. It's all part of the deal. Well, now the deal is there. I read a story that they were wanting to do this in. Florida, but it's now going to open in New Jersey soon. And I believe I have the opening date coming for this 3 million square foot mega mall in New Jersey. It's going to be the largest inside of this mall.

You're going to have an indoor water park that's going to be the largest in the Western Hemisphere. It's going to have shops. It's going to have all of that. But it's going to have skating rink. It's an entertainment center. It's a 16-acre space. Include Nickelodeon Universal Theme Park with 20 rides.

DreamWorks Water Park. Big snow. America's first indoor snow park. An NHL-sized ice rink and hockey facility. Luxury theater. 300-foot observation wheel. An aquarium, Lego Land Discover Center. climate zone, mirror maze, and stores.

What is one do you need? You don't. 450 retail shops. I mean, that's amazing. Are they going from All of America title? Well, it's going to be huge, right? I mean, you're going to, it's going to be unbelievable because you're going to have 20 full service restaurants,

18 local and regional hotspots. And this is in New Jersey. Yeah. It was supposed to go to Florida. There was one opening. Okay. in Miami, Palm Beach. Yeah, somewhere in Florida.

Yeah, and that's the same company. It's the American Dream Company. Nice. American Dream. It's like the American Dream Miami, American Dream, New Jersey. And there's, let's bring it. Dallas, right? Well, they're trying, what they're doing is they're stealing my American Dream.

No, it's fine, though. It's fine, no. Ticking me off a little bit. But they've got, they don't have a date for the Miami-Dade Mega Mall American Dream. This, the New Jersey. one supposed to open in October. So, I mean, this American Dream Company is, instead of having the little bougie malls around,

we're just going to open up monster. You're going to swallow. Mega malls. But that still leaves the older malls for my plan. Yeah, for the miniature version of what the big ones are. And you can have, when you're not having drone races, you put a skate park, a skateboarding park through there. A skateboard through.

Yeah, but you should those mall says no skating, though. here's an idea. We changed that. What do you think we take those signs down? Yeah, but I don't think you can because they're pillared to the lakes. No. If I buy the ball, I get to do that.

Yep. I'm the owner. So we all know that the Amazon rainforest is just burning down to the ground. I mean, it's burning so bad that you can see it from the milky, I mean, you can see it from space. Yeah, right. And the alarms are going up, deafening from South America,

because all of Brazil is on fire and those sirens are going off, right? Well, no. That's not the case. That's not true. Even NASA says, no, let you turn those sirens off, okay? And tomorrow we're talking to Michael about this rainforest fires. Good, because it's all... He's going to clarify everything.

It's all a ruse. but now the G7 met and they said I'm going to take my gum out of my mouth I'm going to be good that would be good yeah forgot I had it in the nicotine gum yeah nice yes started talking about shows smoking cigarettes

I needed some nicotine so yellow is a sticky pad they said that they were going to give 20 million to Brazil yes Brazil said no thanks did you see why that keep your 20 million

so Macaron and the leader of Brazil are in a little spat They are. They do not like each other. So, Lorenzoni. Lorenzoni, the head of Brazil. I thought we're talking about Brazil, not Italy. Lorenzoni.

Yeah, he's from Brazil, right? Not Italy. Yeah, but why you give him an Italian name? That's what his name is. Lorenzone. Sounds like Totoloni. And he continued to criticize the French president, Macron. Yeah, Macron from France, not from Italy.

Macron and Lorenzo, yeah, fighting. They're both of Italy now. I didn't say that. Yeah, but you give them those... Macaron is from France and Lorenzoni is from Brazil. Yeah, but you're making them sound there from Italy. I don't know why are you doing that. Because that's the way they're pronounced.

So Lorenzoni from Brazil says... No, the idea of creating an international alliance to save the Amazon to be treating Brazil like a colony or a no-man's land, calling an attack on the country's sovereignty. And he said, way. Macrode was unable to

avoid a preventable fire in a church. Is that a world heritage site and he wants

to show us what in his for our country. You can stop a fire at your own church,

douche. That's my words, that is. Oh, I was going to say can I call him on that?

I wish. I wish. Isn't this Brazil president is the same as Trump? By the way.

Isn't that that guy? What's that? Isn't this guy that this said that he's like the same as Donald Trump. Yeah. Well, so there you have it.

I know. Right? There you have it. Thank you. Now you keep it. Because I know, actually I wrote this as far this morning because it says, you know, he demands an apology before taking any of the $20 million. I don't need your money.

We're not sure. No. We're not just some no man's land colony down here. This is Brazil. Yes. I mean, we hosted the Olympics. Thank you. We're here and screw off.

Yes. When was the last time you hosted the Olympics? Macaron? Actually, when is the last time? A long time ago. Because I wouldn't be able to answer that. Look that up. See when France did, because they had to have.

France had to host one of the Winter's Olympics or something. I'd put them up in the mountains somewhere. Maclorn from Italy that's ruling France now. So speaking of douche, though. This is just a side note. I heard a national radio host, another national radio host, not Glenn Beck, not Pat Gray, not Jeff Fisher, using the word and calling people douches. And I realize that this is America. And you could use words and phrases and call people what you want anytime.

Okay. That's our word. What do you mean? Dush is ours. As a company? Yes. So not just as you. As a company,

Dushes is ours. You don't get to just snag on to that and start using it. And you believe that this radio hosts. I know it. You know it. Can you go off air for a little bit and tell me who this person is? Can you tell me off air who this person is? Yeah, I can.

Okay, good, good, good. I won't do it on the air because I've, You know. Yeah, you're good. I'm not a douche. Yes. By the way, Paris hosted the Olympics game in 1900 and 1924 and will host again in 2024. That's the last time, though?

1924 was the last time. Akron-thil thinks he's badass with Brazil's like, please. But hey, he gets to host it in 2024 if he's still the president. I mean, that was his doing. So he gets to be, even if he's not president, he'll show up and want everybody to gladhead him because he's the one that brought it to France. Good luck. But Paris is the only city in France

who have ever hosted the Southern Olympics. Yeah. Yeah. You have to. I'd like to go to Paris. But 1924. Wow, that's almost 100 years. Right.

So tell us again how cool you are, France. Whatever. Keep your $20 million. Thank you. 20 million, please. I pissed 20 millions. That's what you should have said. I piss 20 million every single day.

We're not a, We're not a second world country. And Brazil is not a second world country. No. By the way, it's what you should. You're right. We're not a second world country. And 20 million is zip to me. Okay?

Nothing. Nothing to me. So, let's talk a little bit about crime, shall we? The prime sounder now. According to this, this is CTF crime. All right, let's try it again. Okay. Let's talk a little crime, shall we?

All right, this is what I want. I think that we're starting the sounder too late. So I'm going to tell you, we're going into the crime segment now. Okay. So I want you to start it right when I start saying, hey, let's talk a little bit of crime, okay? Hey, let's talk a little bit of crime, okay? Say what, start it. Hey, let's talk a little crime, okay?

Got to start the sounder, then going to the crime. Gotcha. So somehow you have to tell me that you're about to do this. Okay, got it. Hey, we're going to start the crime segment, okay? No, that's not the... That's the wrong one. It's not the one we...

Are we going to get it right, or... Hey, let's talk a little bit of crime, shall we? I do like that, yeah, I do like that, yeah. All right. So, police report, man's truck was stolen. Oh, and you think to yourself, gosh, darn it. Nobody wants their truck or their automobile stolen. Well, you know, we learn...

Talk about the worst feeling ever. By the... It was to walk out of the building that you're in. Dude, where's my car? And your car's gone. Which is a good movie. Dude, worse my car. It's a great movie.

But, you know, a radio producer, just had that happen. What? Aaron from the Steve Day Show. Yeah. His car got stolen. Really? Yes.

Was it just, would you leave the keys in it? No, he just woke up, boom, car's gone. From his home? Yes.

Apartment, whatever. He doesn't, it doesn't live in a house? No, I think there, I think, is it Idaho that they're at? Des Moines, Iowa.

Iowa. Yeah, they don't have houses. I don't blame them. They have apartments. I don't blame. They don't blame. It's Iowa.

Yeah, he has his car stolen. Have you ever had your car stolen? No. I never had a car stolen. No, I haven't had it stolen, but I haven't had it close to stolen. Like, the only thing that happened to my car is like someone did a drive-by and it shot at it. And I was not the intended target. It was- You were in it, though?

No, no, no. It was sleeping. I woke up and a bunch of cars were shot, you know, a drive-by. We were not the target. They kind of messed up the living. Well, there's a surprise. Right? Not really.

What does that mean? Oh, really? But I never had a car stolen. But it has to be, like, when you, when you open. the door and you'll see your car. What is the first thing that, like... Right. I mean, I had a car parked in a parking lot for a long time.

And I was just leaving into the parking lot in this one parking lot because I had purchased another car. And I pulled into the parking lot, was it the winter? I pulled into the parking lot and then it was gone. So I had that feeling of it was stolen. But what happened was...

It got towed? No, that would have been okay. Oh, that would have been okay, too? I would have been better. Oh, okay. The snowplow was so pissed. that I'd been parking in the parking lot that he just plowed it back

into the back of the parking lot under the giant snow pile. So the car was buried. So there'd sit. I had this damn snow pile. And then, so I figure, okay, I mean, there's nothing I can do, right? I got to wait until the snow melt.

Before the snow melts, some punks decide, they figure out they find a car underneath the snow pile and dig through, they break all the windows. No. I steal my golf clubs that are in the car. No.

party, they left beer cans of cigarette burns all in. So what is supposed to do when you find out a car is buried in snow? So with the snow melted there it sits. A car with no windows, no golf clubs, and beer cans inside. Your cans of cigarette butts. So I just left it. So you just left it. Left it.

About a month later, I get a... Hello? Yeah, this is Joe's a towing garage. Yes. Yeah, we towed your car out of the park, back of the parking lot. No, I don't know a car. No, no, no, no. All right, well, if you don't want to,

just signed here, and it'll be my car now, okay? No, no one here, no, no one here. Not what actually someone was here because I opened the door and signed their little piece of paper. There you go. It's your car now. It's your car now. Have a nice day.

I'm going back to bed, okay? It's over. Wow, I forgot about that story. That was so mad. It's funny. You never told me that story. It was so bad. It was so bad.

It's an epic car story. I love that. car story. I had another car parked in my driveway forever. And if I, you know, I, this is the one in Tampa.

Yeah, this was important. This was a Thunderbird that I had. I love that car, that Thunderbird, but it ran like crap. And for a long time, I had to open the hood.

And I had a long stick in my car that, when you open the hood of this Thunderbird, it's long, long front roof on those Thunderbirds, a big, heavy hood. But there was a gap between the hood and the, and the car.

Okay. So you could, and the carburetor, to start the car, you had to hold the carburetor down. Oh, so with a stick. To hold it down. Yes. Hold down the carburetor.

Those are loud too. Real loud. This is loud. Then you got to get out. And the hood's so heavy. You can't use just one arm out the window to shut it. You got to get out. And then shut it.

When it was raining, it kind of sucked. But I had to park to my driveway for a long time. And then one morning I get the... Hello? Yeah, this is Joe's Toey coming. No, no, no, not I'm in a car. I noticed you, I thought it was parked in the garage for months. And I was wondering if you, you know, you want to get rid of it.

I'll tell it out of here right now for you. Okay. I got to sign anything, or you're just going to take it? Because I got some stuff in it, let me get it out. I got some stuff in it. I'll just take it. And then it's all yours, okay? Yeah, okay, no problem.

Have a nice day. Freed up my driveway. What is that for? I don't know. Machine has gone crazy. Huh. Usually that happens when there's operator error. The crime stories.

Hey, let's talk about the crime stories. I know I missed the mark on that one. Sorry. All right, so anyway, it all started because I was telling you about a guy that got his truck stolen. All right? But what makes us a story is that the guy got his truck stolen when he had left it parked across the street because he went across the street. because he went across the street to rob a store.

So he came out of the store that he robbed and he got his truck still. Karma, Carma, yes. Nobody stole my car. But, dude, you stole that, you stole from that store. So? I spent my car to be out there. Did he not learn how you have to have a getaway driver?

Right. Or you at least have to leave the car, you know, just set the car in front of the store that you're robbing. Do something legally. Not across the street. Yeah, do something legally before you do something illegal. It's crazy. We have a serial killer,

too out in the Mojave Desert. Oh, I used to live there. California, yeah. In the Mojave Desert? Yeah, I used to live there. Yeah, yeah. For eight months? That surprised me.

Yeah, it's fun. There's nothing there. How long ago did you live there? 2014. So since 2014, there's been a serial killer in the Mojave Desert. Huh. Huh. The, there's been, and you say, well, are there enough people to be serial killers out there

in the Mojave Desert? No. No. Three. Yeah, because the serial killer is killing burrows. Oh. Yeah, laugh now. Killing burrows?

40 of the protected animals have been killed the burrows. Yeah, somebody's out there shooting burrows in the Mojave serial killer. So there's a reward out there. So if you know people that, if you know someone that you think has killed 42 wild burrows, that's what that's how they're killing them. There's a gunshot ones. So between Halloran Springs, California,

is that where you live? No. Prim Nevada. Is that where you lived? No. I thought you lived in the Mahami Desert, dude. I did. I'm waiting for you.

Give me another one. Okay, so the Bureau of Land Management Law Enforcement is leading the investigation into the illegal killings in coordination with the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, California Highway Patrol, and the California Department of Fish and Wildlife. Did you live in San Bernardini County?

No. Then you're lying to me. I lived in Palmdale in Lancaster. You know what? That's where they're going to find who killed these boroughs, the people that live there in those places. By the way, that has a nice little strip club

right at the end in Lancaster. That's the one I visited. Oof. Do not go there at 3 o'clock. 3 o'clock in the afternoon? Afternoon. You do not go there. Why?

Oh, grandma. Grandma and she's leather. She has so much tan on her that her skin has turned into leather. Oh, I see. She's been on the sun for a little. Well, she's been in the desert. That's what I'm saying. Leather.

Like, I'm talking about tough leather. It's got like rhino skin. Yes. That gator skin, something like that. Lizard skin. Yeah. No, more gator. More gator.

Yeah. So you're saying that that's not a good look? No, that's not a good. Well, if you like that stuff, hey, go to the Lancaster. Yeah, it's right there. It's at the end of the military base. You come out of the base. Boom, it's on your left.

Might be a good place to check for serial killers, killing burrows. You kill a borough, you get all excited and you want to go to the... How are you supposed to bring yourself down now? You're on a high from killing 44 burrows. How are you going to bring yourself down? 42, actually, but they found 42. They found 42. It's funny how you know the count.

You know the two more have been killed. Yeah, but you said that there, right? Did I just give myself? Yeah, you did. Oh, no. Plus, we all heard about New Zealand. giving up their rifles. But now we've got people

saying they're going to kill people with their crossbow. So, wait, what? No, no, no, no. Don't kill people. No, Jeffrey, because we ban knives. We ban guns. So we're clear.

Yeah, right. We're clear, except this guy's going to kill you with his crossbow. Okay, so I'm going to ban crossbows. But the reason he's going to kill you is because you bet him $10,000 that the earth was flat. Oh, ooh.

You lost. You lost. He wants his money. So apparently this guy was in a bar and he bets this guy, and he laughs, he said, you bet me $10,000, $5,000 New Zealand coins, whatever the hell that is. Can I get a conversion rate on that? No, you can't.

There's no conversion, right? Well, yeah, it's double, right? And the guy says, you know, the earth is flat. The earth is flat. The guy says, I'll bet you know, I'll bet you $10,000. Okay, you owe me $10,000. Right, except he couldn't do that because he was in New Zealand and all the guns had been collected.

Right. So he threatened him with the, and he let it go. The first time he let it go, he ran into him again about a month later and said, dude, I want my money. Where's my money? And if you don't give me your money, I'm going to get my crossbow here. And I'm going to crossbow you and your son and put you in the trunk and nobody will find you. Have a nice day.

So now he takes him to court and the judge finally just says, look, idiot. The earth is round. You shouldn't have made the bet, even if it was for fun. You, Mr. Crossbow, don't be threatening people with your crossbow. get out. I mean, I've got to love that decision, right? Everything's fine. And nobody died,

except there was a gun over right then. So, actually, this gun law might have saved his life. Huh. Nah, that could be. Is that it? Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Yeah, you need to do that. Like right now.

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Okay. You should be listening live. Listening live on Blaze Radio Network. On Blaze Radio Network. And then you can listen to the dessert section and there are a whole show at your leisure. Yes. Leisure. Yes. Yes. Because when you download this podcast, it won't let you skip to the dessert. What kind of cheap podcast are we?

It's a set of people. Podcasts that makes them re-listen to make sure that they actually heard a comment that Jeffie said. They were like, wait a minute. Did Jeffrey just say that? Yes, he did just say that. Yeah. Heard it twice. That's a good way to do it.

Yes. And plus, if you think about it like this, our podcasts, yeah, the podcast is more like the raw footage. Maybe we should do that one day. Release the raw footage of us having a conversation. I've been wanting to do that forever. Okay, so next week we'll pick. I mean, these cameras here, I have them rolling. every day people watching.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the people behind you, you know, they don't get your attention. But I'm thinking one day, next week, we pick, and we released the raw footage. Fine. Of what's disgusting. No, not discussing.

Maybe discussing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. From the beginning to the end. There'll be a lot of beeping from me. Because I like to curse at you. It's the only way I could get your attention.

Because I want to put an insider baseball. I want to put an insider baseball here. It takes me about an hour to wind up Jeffrey to do a 40-minute podcast for the radio. Jeffrey, that's not really true. That's not true. Jeffrey, when is your recording time? 1230. No.

1230 in the afternoon every day, Monday through Friday. No. It is not. It's 1130 to 1230. No, it is not. It's been on the calendar like that. I don't care. What calendar?

There's not even a calendar. The calendar, the producer. The calendar that all producers share, because we share students. in here. So I've let Jeffie done whatever the hell he wants, one because it's Jeffie and there's no way to corral this human being to once at time. But I don't have other shows to do anything because, you know, other shows already are like an autopilot. So I just come in other studios. And I'm in other studios. Yes. The only other person in the studio is Pat Gray and Jackie Daly wants to win. Yes. And then somehow, Jeffrey in his mindset, sorry,

saying, oh, my show starts at 1230. No, you slotted for 11.30 to 12.30. which last week you learned that the hard way when you had people working in the studios for Pat Gray. And they knew they were like, okay, so from 1130 to 1230. Nope, Jeffie says it's just coming at 12.30. And it ends recording time whenever he feels like it. So you'll be able to hear that entire me going to his stupid office. Let's go. I don't know how I'm going to get that recorded.

Oh, yeah. And then we could do like we used to do like last year where he could do the pre, you know. Yeah, do it all. Yeah, we'll do it all. Yeah, we'll do it all. We'll picture the stories. Do it all. We do it all.

We do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. We'll do it live. I don't even know what that means, but we'll do it like. Sting place me out. What does that mean?

What does that mean? Oh, we can't laugh at that anymore. No, we cannot. No, we can't laugh at that anymore. We can laugh. And I think I played on this show. I'm not sure if I ever, I don't know if we ever played it on the show,

if it was just off the air. Do we play the Casey Casey? We did play it on the air. Yeah. Fantastic. Oh, yeah. Fantastic. I don't know why they do this to me, man. It's a sad.

It's an upy song. How am I supposed to play to that? Dog dying story. Fantastic stuff. So then, of course, that gets you to the Bill O'Reilly. Yes. Yes. We'll do it life.

Sting plays me out. What does that mean? By the way, we have to do a show. I know we've done it, but war worthy. You know, Pag has, you know, the vault of audio. you know, the classics of Alex Jones and all stuff. We need to start doing our own because there's some wall-worthy videos out there that we always off the air we talk, yeah, let's do that one,

and we forget about it. And we need to do a revaluation of our wall, you know, because our wall hasn't seen any addition other than... There's been some good stuff. Hello, it's winter. That's the last one we added something to the wall. Wow. No, we've got to add the drive-thru.

Which is, it brings me up to that drive-thru, Popeye's. Because there's a couple people. in that drive-through that are tremendous. And they are worthy of the wall. Yeah, the one guy as well, the one guy that thinks that he asked the question about the chicken being all gone. I mean, he's like, is the chicken all gone

or just this place out of chicken? Because he's ready to be. Talk about priorities, man. He is ready to be honestly depressed. And what about the other lady, what she says and goes, how am I supposed to feed my children? What I'm supposed to do for dinner?

Well, I don't know. You know what? We're going to play that right now. So if we were filming today behind the scenes, you would have seen that it took, I don't know, what, two, three hours for us to find this video. Of the Popeye. So we've been, you know, going back and forth and talking,

and we've been, I actually went on about the story about, douche again. Yeah, you give me the name. Yeah. I was not expecting that name. Yeah. Well, that's why I was, drew me a curveball

when I heard it happening. Can people email you at chewing the fat at the blaze.com and would you give them the name? Maybe. If you ask nicely. If you ask nicely, I'll be,

I'll tell you. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Maybe. So, we were talking about the Popeye's drive-thru. Now, this is to do with the sandwiches, this particular store ran out of chicken. And so they put a taped recording at the drive-thru window.

I mean, they're out of chicken. First of all, what kind of management? Now, I'll give you the sandwiches as an issue, but the Popeyes aren't out of chicken. They're out of these sandwiches. No, the special sandwiches that they're out of the New Deal sandwiches. Right. You can still go to Popeyes and get chicken.

And get a three-piece meal. Get your meals. Yeah, you can still get the chicken. You just can't get the sandwich. but this particular Popeyes is out of chicken. So they've got a message that's a drive-thru, and then this news crew, W-H-M-13, W-H-A-M-13 out of Rochester,

as they're filming and talking to people at the drive-thru. Fantastic. We're guys on the inconvenience, so we are all out of ticket and we are told to the rest of the day. Thank you. The rest of the day, thank you. We've got it to put a tape on.

Sorry for the inconvenience. We got it on just replay. Sorry for the inconvenience, but we're out of chicken. We're close for the rest of the day. Sorry with the inconvenience, but we're out of chicken. We're close for the rest of the day. So if you were to pull up and hear that, think to yourself, how would you react?

Do you sound the alarms? I mean, I can see pulling up and hearing that and then thinking, oh, what? I mean, you'd be... I'm also thinking prank. Am I being prank? Okay. I get you that.

Yeah, but you drive it. way, right? Whatever, he's... And then it's Popeye. It's kind of like... And by the way, it's Popeye.

It's now we're talking about KFC. I know. It's Popeye. I know. Or Church's Chicken. Well, I think churches and Popeyes are the same. That's, they're in the same league. Why are you looking at me like that?

They're in the same league, churches and Popeyes. KFC is a KFC and then Chick-fil-A. So that's your ranking? So Church's chicken, Papa, are the same? same. Yeah, yeah. Then KFC is a little bit higher. And then Chick-fil-A takes it all.

Yeah. As far as, you know, chicken places. And chicken dinners and chicken pieces and stuff. Yeah, that's KFC. Yeah. So, CFC runs that. Yes. Churches and Popeyes, I mean, they're good, but, sorry.

They're not KFC. See, but I'll take the Church's Chicken's biscuits. Then I'll take the Popeye's chicken, and then I'll take the Mac and cheese and mashed potatoes from KFC. Plus, there's a place here in Texas, and I don't know if they're, I could,

it's easy enough to find out, but, uh, the chicken express. Oh, those are great. Those are everywhere. Those are everywhere.

Are they national? Yes. I mean, there's, no, no, uh, here.

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I don't know. I got to look. Hold on. We're going to put, we got to find out about chicken express.

I don't know if they're national. Thank you for holding. Your listenership is very important to us here at chewing the fat. We're very busy. We'll get back to you. In just a moment. Thank you for holding. Okay, thanks for holding.

Chicken Express, regional chain of fast food restaurants concentrated in the southern United States. Headquarters in Mineral Wells, Texas. I mean, that's just up the road here, a couple hours. Founded in 1988 in Benbrook, Texas. 200 locations. They're pretty good, man. that wouldn't be a bad investment

you could probably get a Chicken Express franchise for a decent price it's not a bad idea you know I don't know that's a million dollar idea but it might be anyway so back to the drive-thru at Popeyes so I'm thinking about how you react to that right

if you're in the drive-thribute you get in because how many times have you pulled in seven pulled into maybe not even pulled in but you were headed toward a chick-fil-a on Sunday and then you realize, oh, crap, it's Sunday. Now, it doesn't affect your Chick-fil-A purchases the rest of the week.

You don't say, oh, they're not open on Sunday. I'm never going back there. You're the one that's an idiot. Not Chick-fil-A. You're the one that's an idiot for attempting to go there on a Sunday. You forget, though. You forget. You do.

I know. It even It even counts as if you're home And you go Oh you know Let's go get some chick-fil-A It's Sunday Oh

I mean it's just It's disheartening So you're at the drive-thru And you hear It's not all the inconvenience We're out of chicken We are closed for the rest of the day One woman yelled back at the machine

People's have kids And they're trying to feed for the special And you mean to tell me that we can't feed our kids because I didn't order enough chicken y'all knew y'all was having this special almost two months ago and that's wrong but no one was listening She's got a point

She's got a point And I'm sorry, ma'am is talk about I don't know, McDonnell's KFC There's other places you could get your chicken Get your heart set on Popeyes You're already for the deal I already told the kids we're going to have Popeyes tonight I've already budgeted

Popeyes into the deal The Popeyes on Lake Avenue Was closed by dinner time Are you kidding me? I think that's bad because I'm sure hungry No chicken. No chicken? Oh, they just had a chicken.

See, that's my man right there. No chicken? No chicken? Oh, they just out of chicken? He threw it for a curveball because he got it for a second. He was thinking, what? Wait, wait. No, there's no way to get a chicken.

There's no chickens? Is there some kind of sickness or something? Is there the birth flu? Yeah, I mean, there's something bad. There's no tuna more chicken? Or they just out of chicken? Because it's okay if they are out of chicken. But if there, if there's no more.

chicken. Yeah. But if this place is just out of chicken, I'm okay. I'm okay. Yeah. Customer service now to see where there's another Popeye's in. Yeah, they seem to be out of chicken today. So I'll just pick up a pizza.

That is, I think that's how a normal American will deal with it. Okay, there's out of chicken. That's what I'm saying. You pull it and go, oh, come on. I really want to poplis today. Honey, can you search for McDonald's as an underground? I'm guessing you could pull out to the street and look right or look left. And there's another fast food joint.

And there's another fast food restaurant that you can go to. Actually, there's like at least six fast food joints. It's just, I'm just guessing. You know what? I think you could put money on this one that there's at least a Burger King, Wendy's, or McDonald's in a rock distance. I mean, you don't know that for a fact. No, no, no, no, no.

You know what? No, I'm going to give you this as fact. There's very few Popeye's standalone businesses in America. Hey, you should get them two for one. You know, you get Taco Bell and a pizza hut together. Right. So. Or Taco Bell and Capell and California.

KFC. Yeah. So. There's only one in our neck of the woods where we live in the Metroplex. There's an area that's being built up right now. Oh, yes. And in that area, there is one Taco Bell all by itself. By itself.

Yep. All by itself. Now, you can go up to the roadways. You go up to the roadways and there's a couple fast food restaurants. There's a McDonald's and there's a chicken express. But there's not, but it's not right there. If you pulled out and looked right and looked left, you don't see them. You see a car wash, a stupid.

No, there's a landscaping. escaping and right across our car watch to the left and a little bit further down there's a little Walmart there's nothing you don't see any of that that's it so I don't think this is a case but I'm guessing just a thought that's no fact fact other locations ran out of chicken too the 499 special too good to pass up I just left pinfield papites they were out of chicken there so I ran to the city to this one and they're out too this is ridiculous they should have had a spark it is ridiculous but I will say this she's smart worried at in your life.

I know. You go to two Popeyes. Looking for the $4.99 deal. So what is the deal? I don't know. Because they never mentioned the deal. They don't know what the deal is. Must be good, though.

That's what I'm saying. It has to be something where you get 12 pieces of chicken for $20 or something. $4.99. You're feeding the family. Yes. I told the kids they were getting their four-piece chicken deal for $4. Plus potatoes and another side. I can see why I could be mad, though, because if it's a nice deal,

where I could get enough meal to feed a family of four. Well, besides. Right. Yes. The meal, the $499 meal, right? So you got you, the hubby, two kids, $20. Yes. $20.

But each meal has got, you know, four pieces of chicken, a couple of sides and a biscuit. Yeah. That's pretty good. That is a good deal. Yeah. And I could see someone really getting really upset because you're right. I budgeted it in. I budgeted it in.

This screws me over because now I have to go to McDonald's spend $20. And you're not getting that deal for $20. No, you're not. No. that much food for 20 bucks. No. Sorry. Now I'm pissed.

I know. I'm getting pissed. I'm getting pissed. They should have to track the tail out back with extra chicken on ice, you know? Agreed. How lot? It is. I don't know how long ago this was, but I don't think the chicken back in there was kept

on a trailer on ice. Absolutely. No. Put that chicken on ice back. On ice in a trailer? There should have been chicken coopes out back, man. I want chickens out there. Oh, fresh.

Fresh. Yeah, I don't care. I don't care if, if, if. The owner has to walk up back and start chopping heads off, man, and plucking chickens. Somebody, but give me a chicken dinner. Isn't there a McDonald's, like, right here? Yeah, that's right there. Maybe it was the account.

So you're right. There you go. I told you there's that. You don't have to get it. It's like, oh, yeah, it's right there. They share the same parking lot. I don't know how I missed that. The economy that caused the rush on chicken.

Customers felt duped. They put their advertisements on, and then it, don't show up for it. He's wrong. No, no. No. They did show up. Here's the problem, sweetheart. They ran out.

And it's always, it's always, you know, until, you know, available. Yes. To the ad. They always put their disclaimers at the bottom. There's not a false advertisement. They had it. Someone was smart enough to go there early. But the chicken out back on ice lady's right.

Should have the, no, the chicken's not kept on the trailer. Yes, it is. Where else do you keep the chicken? in a freezer. Out back in a trailer. Suppointed and angry. You know, we've been looking forward to this day. They advertise it on national TV.

How are you going to run out of chicken? Special? What special? Oh, see, this guy didn't even know. He just stopped to the Popeye. See, that's what I'm talking. Now, that is the true customer right there. I just felt like a Popeye.

I just wanted Popeye. I saw it. Oh, wait a minute. There's a TV crew right there. Which makes sense. Now, when you get mad at the people at the drive-thru, Would you like to try the $499 deal? Okay, they're talking to that guy.

Yes. The guy that isn't aware. I already know about the deal, no. Yes. Right, they're talking about that guy. This is the guy that missed the national coverage. That's all I have to say. Everybody makes me.

Wait, what does she say? It's all I to say. What did she say? She got done saying it. She was bad. Here we go. Let's see. What is she say?

Special? What special? that's all I have to say everybody makes mistakes that was the chicken out back lady I think before the other guy they're just cutting up the audio yeah yeah

have a nice day right angry customers there Popeye says the franchises are individually owned and responsible for ordering their own chicken it's not our fault it's not our fault why you blame us hey I told those business operators

to hey stuck up on chicken and it's true I'll give it to Popeye When there's a big special, usually mother comes down with a memo saying, hey, you have this special going up for two months. You might want to triple your order because we predict that it's going to be a hit. And back, look, I don't know how long they keep the chicken, how long the chicken stays fresh back in the trailer on ice. And not fresh because it's on ice. It's not on a freezer. And ice usually, you know, what was this rush that story?

said. Where was this story from, Rochester? Right, yeah, Rochester, New York. So it's cooler. So ice might last, you know, maybe two hours. So you have a lifespan of an hour and a half, you know. Oh, no, you got a lifespan a lot longer than that. An ice.

A ice. In a truck trailer? Yeah. Oh, you're good. No, she said trailer. Stop. She said trailer. No, she does not mean, no.

She made a trailer, and then you put the chicken on the floor with ice on top. No. That's what she means. man. Okay. So out of this one minute, yeah, out of this one minute and 30 seconds, what is Walworthy? Should we let the audience decide?

I don't know. I think the audience should decide. All right. What is Walworthy? Wallworthy from the Popeye's from the Popeye. Because there's only a couple that are. Yeah. And I think we should do a show, just play audio and then have the audience pick, what is

whileworthy, and then we'll bring it up to the judges in here, and then we'll do a committee. That committee will decide. What is what works? Here's an idea. How about I pick? Since it's my show. No. Chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

Yes, but you say that you like to give and give and give. I feel like this is the perfect. I give what I give and I give. I think this is the perfect gift for our audience. Do you? Yes. Do you? I just said it.

That's all I have to say about that. Fine. Tell me what you think is wall worthy out of the thing. Fine, and we'll put it on the wall for you. You happy now? You're welcome.