Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 185 | Hurricane Dorian is COMING!, CTF Hotline & Chore Play

Episode Date: August 29, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Oh my gosh, that's me. A Blaze Media podcast, Chewing the Fat, with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Only you don't, if you're searching for it, you don't search it, yours truly. It's a lot of searching. Yeah, so it's just chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. That's all you need to do. Either Jeff Fisher or chewing the fat, either way.

Yours truly, yours truly probably gets you to know, Jay, on Twitter. On Twitter. Because he never says his name. It's always, hey Twitter. Hey, Twitter world. Yours truly. he's not verified. I love him.

So, as of the recording of this podcast today, the 29th of August, 2019, Hurricane Doreen is actually Doreen. I wish it was Doreen. I know. These are going off, man. If you are working in any kind of media in Florida, you are on Operation Storm Watch,

Maybe. Hurricane Dorian, which I wish was Doring, but it's not as Dorian. Hurricane Dorian making, as of the latest advisory, they're saying now they've made it turn a little bit farther west, a little bit farther west and south. More as it comes across, it's going to come straight across the state. So what you're saying is that Florida's gone? I mean, it's possible. It's possible. Now, as always, you can't, the middle of the storm is not where it goes.

That's why we give you the entire cone of death. We know. I know. It's the cone of death. It's the cone of death. Yeah, that's what they call it. That's what I mean. Okay.

Okay. So I call it that. Okay. But, man, be ready. Be ready. Now, the only thing we could maybe hope for is that it either this is wrong and we get the pressure system that pushes it back out into the Atlantic. which doesn't look like it's going to happen.

Maybe if we push it, even if you're in Florida, like say I lived in Florida right now, I'd be going, just push it a little bit farther north so it hits Georgia and the Carolinas. We don't care, we don't care. The Carolinas are saying, you just keep going south, South, hit Florida, we hate them, we hate them. So to make everybody happy,

I want it to drop farther south, so it just goes right underneath Florida, bash Cuba along the way, falls apart a little bit as you're bashing Cuba. It goes right in between Cuba and the U.S. and then it just sits out in the Gulf and heads right to Mexico and you're good. That's not going to happen though. But you can hope so.

Anyway, be prepared, man. It's not going to be a fun weekend in the state of Florida and the surrounding areas. Not going to be fun at all. Mercury 1, which you can go and if you want to help and see their work, Mercury 1.org is putting troops on the ground, they're already getting prepared. So anyone that's in need,

Mercury 1 will be there. So if you want to help, there is a number you can call, it's a website number. It's called go to Mercury1.org. Mercury 1.org. Or you can just call. Mercury 1.org.

Good luck calling that. Four minutes, bro. Come on. All right, so if you have a Whirlpool KitchenAid or Genair glass cooktop, time to recall, baby, 26,000 glass cooktops are being recalled. Now you think, wait, why are they being recalled? They're just glass cooktops. What could possibly go wrong?

They're turning themselves on. Now, you say to yourself, but I turn myself on every day. I'm not being recalled. You're not a cooktop. okay you're not a cooktop that's how'd you like to have that happen right get the kitchen all cleaned up ready to go

dinner's all done that would not be fun would not be fun I'm not a big fan of the glass cook tops anyway but you know they're kind of pretty that's about it I'd rather have the I like the gas

cook food better on the gas stove tops that's just me and when I say cooks better I mean, I can watch people who cook on the gas stove top. It helps them cook better for me. That's where we're at with that. Apple, we're sorry.

We're sorry. We really didn't mean to listen to everything you guys were doing. You know, we're really sorry. We're trying to improve the quality of Siri, and we let contractors listen to. everything you guys were doing and sure there were human reviewers and sure they were listening to everything you guys were doing you know we just got to be better I noticed that every time they get caught it's like oh I'm sorry didn't I was doing something

wrong well and they live by all this technology people they live by the um ask for forgiveness later yeah don't ask for permission just and if we get caught oops I'm sorry we will not do it again. Yeah. Which is a good way to live. And, well, I mean, it's an easy way to live and they're getting away with it now, right? And they're, but at least there, and one of the things they like to do, too, is that was a contractor. It really wasn't us.

That's worse, Apple, by the way. That's worse. Because me and Jeff, it could be contractors. Yeah. Think about that. What do you guys listen to? Nothing. There's just a couple in Arizona I'm really fond of right now.

Oh, yeah, it was a conversation about. They weren't really talking. They were more giving directions to each other. Oh. That's just, you know, whatever. But hey, sorry. Didn't mean it. You know me.

This is trying to make the experience with Siri better. Oh, look, we're going to, we're going to do better. Oh, yeah, we're sorry. We know those privacy. writes. Silly voice acted technology that we want to make better for you people.

We're sorry. How do you complain? We're sorry. Okay. Speaking of voice activated, for those of you that called the Chewing the Fat Hotline yesterday,

kicking us off on the inaugural day of the Chewing the Fat Hotline, powered by Patriot Mobile, 214, 735, 93.56. 214. 7359356. It's two in the fat hotline.

Powered by Patreon Mobile. Thank you. We got your messages. We picked out some of the better ones. Actually, we're just going to play a ball. Say play ball. Here's the deal. This is what I want to impress upon you.

This is your opportunity to let us know what you like, what you don't like. Let us know give us tips, give us updates. This is your out. It's going to be open and is open 24-7. It never closes.

And I had to turn off my other phone. I forgot to put it on. And you guys, some of you guys did not leave voicemails, and I'm highly upset. They were just seeing if it worked. It works, you stupid idiot. Whoa. Like, we're sorry.

We're sorry for calling you stupid. No, yes, we are. No, because. I am on behalf of my show. Because some of them were like, it's chewing the fat. Well, not chewing the fall. That's because you pronounced it wrong. They were just pointing that out.

Yeah, very dushy, in a very duchy way. Whatever, that's what we want. You freaking douchy Americans. That's what I want. So do you want to start now? Yeah, let's hear some. Okay, here we go. Let's hear some.

You know, the first, let's hear the first call we got. The inaugural call. You want to go there? Okay, I could do that. Yeah. All right. Stand by. Yeah, I was home for the chewing.

the spa podcast. Yeah, I just wanted to leave a message for Jeff Fisher. Jeffie. Hey, that's me. This is Mandy. Long-time listener. Hi, Mandy. How you doing?

Since you were doing a Saturday program, well, heck, a long time before that. So anyway, I just wanted to call and say the voice bill is working. Oh, so sweet. But I think Chris messed up and he said chewing the fat and was chewing the spa. Yeah, we can't do anything about that. I don't know. You might have messed that up. Very dushy.

Anyway, love your show. I've rated you. I subscribe. I get your free podcast. I'd pay for it if I had, you know, if I had the opposite. I love you for that. You may have to someday. Hopefully, first message.

You are. Congratulations, Mandy. You're the inaugural winner on the Chewing the Fat Hotline. Hey, Jeff, does she win something today? Yes, today she wins a grand prize. Going to Pointe of Iarta, Mexico. Oh, my goodness. And she's going to win a brand new.

And she's not going a part of my other Mexico either. We don't have that either. Mandy, you're not winning a thing. We don't have any of it. You won by being on the show. You don't have any. Congratulations. Congratulations, Mandy.

And thank you for the kind words, too. Really appreciate it. And I wasn't joking about you. You may have to pay some day. Okay. Now, we move on. Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. This is my hamburger.

Chez-Bee! Okay. So, thank you for the call. And I know you got all excited because it actually was an opportunity for it. It works, it works. You thought I was,

I thought I was just joking with you. That I had the Patriot mobile power chewing the fat line. No, this is serious business. Thank you. Yes. I'm messing around here. So, you know,

I know you're excited, but really, you know, you might want to use the voicemail system. Better. More to your advantage. Yeah, and by the end of the podcast slash show, we'll give you, you know, because, Jeffrey, if people want to rate your podcast,

what is the format to rating your podcast? Well, it's very simple. You rate it 20 stars. You write best podcast ever. And you subscribe. Done. So maybe we need to start adding how to leave a voicemail.

Oh. You know, and maybe you can help out, you know, this fine young person that got so excited that she got through in the hotline

and called us. Good. Let's move on next. Hey, Jesse and Chris. This is Joe Carl from Indianapolis. What's happening? I want to let you know. I love the show.

Thank you. I liked it. I've rated it. I reviewed it. I gave it 20 stars. You know, would you please let my grandmother out of the basement already? She's running out of food. Thanks, guys. Wait, are we kidnapping people now?

Everybody thinks they're funny. Everybody thinks they're a comedian. Making jokes. Ha, ha, ha. Thank you. You know, I'm just calling. And thank you for the kind words. I appreciate it.

Right? Thank you. Everybody thinks they're a comedian. Which, by the way, we're going to have to talk about the Dave Chappelle special, too. Oh, yes, we do. I don't know if it's going to be this one. I don't know if it's going to be tomorrow's podcast.

I don't know. It's going to be Monday's podcast, but in the next couple of podcasts, we are going to cover the Dave Chappelle special on Netflix extensively. I think it needs to be a podcast by itself. So maybe a Sunday podcast. Just know.

You know what? You need to watch it. If you're an adult and you're a big guy and you can take big guy jokes, watch the Chappelle special, and just know that when I tell you how frustrating it is for me. and you have no idea.

But I'm going to tell you on one of these podcasts. It's not going to be, I don't think it's going to be today. No, I think probably Monday. But it's going to be let's go back into the voicemail. Shall we?

Hi, this is Jeffrey's proctologist. He's way over for an exam. Actually, stop that for a second. This is how I know it's not my proctologist because I'm not way over for the exam. Hello. Thank you.

We'll be here all week. All right. Go ahead. to Chris Cruz. He should be special guests. Oh, it's a very much. Fisher. See?

That's it. Thank you. Thank you. And I appreciate the call and everything. No, there's more. This is why. No, no, to pause. Oh, we'll pause.

We'll get back to him. Oh, okay, okay. Because he's already put in a lot of work, but this is why I let the professionals do the work. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I know. That's exactly why I let the professionals.

Do the work. Go ahead. If there's more, let's hear it. Love Chris. Jocci will be nice. Or the proctologist will visit. That's it. Again.

I got to leave the hard work to the professionals. All right. 20 stars. Thank you. Podcasts ever. I love you for that. Hi. My name is Natalie.

And I am so happy to get to call. I'm happy you called me too, baby. is a brilliant idea. So you know what? Justice Fisher, I think Chris Cruz might actually deserve credit for something. Thank you. Thank you. You may be a lot of things. Because in many ways, he's pretty awesome. Thank you.

However, I'm calling this hotline today to express my anger. Oh, see, there we go. Thank you. Pause this for just a second. See, Natalie, set you up. She did. That's all, Mr. I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man. But I know, no. I've not heard. No, no, this voice. Not so fast. I have not heard any of a voice mail. I just emailed them to you.

As they were coming in, I was emailing to you. So this is a... Blame my reasoning. Your music, selected as a producer, is excellent. It is energizing. Not all of it. We love it. Thank you.

And yet, I have attempted to find the music that you use. It is exceptionally difficult. That's because you can't. so why have you not created and shared with the world with sad head of your fantastic track? There's only so many things we could do in life. Because this is the thing that we would love to have. I know.

I know, baby. So I need to express my anger on this particular topic. Also, you guys are amazing. I am so grateful for the work you do. You provide hours of entertainment and strangeness, and we love it, and we are grateful. So thank you for being you. Thank you for the laughter and fun and the creativity. Have a terrific day.

Oh, Natalie Z. That's so nice. Thanks, baby. I mean that. I mean, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you. And that's kind of what this voicemail system, you know. Absolutely.

If you want to win a prize. If there's ever a prize, Natalie could possibly be a winner. Yeah. I will say this. Here's the deal with the music, okay? No. I'm sorry? Here's the deal with the music.

on the show that you want to get for yourself? No. Just listen to the podcast again. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're just download the podcast. Then you got the music. And you got the music.

It's right there. Cut it yourself. Rip it off. Yeah. It's all yours. That's what we did. Shh. Oh, sorry.

Tell her that. Okay. Hello, June Giffett. Finally, I can ask you guys a direct question. Okay. Jesse. Yes, dear. What was worse?

The heart event? Or the one. event. Oh. And Chris, how do you put up with Jesse? This is a job? Before you answer her call, can you answer this call? Are you ready?

Oh, they hung up. No, right. If somebody calls in during, while we're recording the podcast, we're taking it live. We're taking it live, yes. We're going to take a live. Do it live. Yes.

Okay. And Chris is just going to pot it up and we're going to answer the phone. Yes, exactly. So if we're talking about anything and all of a sudden you hear the phone pop in. That's what we're going to start doing from on. You're just going to go boop. You hear a boop.

All right. So Jeff, it was worse. The heart event or the wind event? And by wind, she doesn't mean you farting. No, she doesn't mean that. Exactly. She doesn't mean that. Yeah, she means the tornado.

That's actually a really good question. I say heart attack. I'm sure that, I'm sure that my family members, one in particular would say the heart event. I would say, I told you with the heart event that I never, I never during the whole thing. as painful as it was and what, you know, went through the whole thing.

I never thought I was going to die. I never thought, this is it. My life didn't flash in front of my eyes. I didn't say, I wasn't running through the weed fields. I wasn't even walking through the weed fields because I, I have a feeling when my life flashes through my eyes, even there, I'm not going to be running.

But, you know, obviously it was painful and ridiculous, but it was, I never, I never thought it was the end. During the wind event, it wasn't, the wind event was scared. during the time because it kept, it was like, within that 60 seconds of massive storm and tornado and roof coming off and rain blowing, I kept,

you kept thinking it's not going to get any worse, it's not going to get any worse, it's not going to get any worse, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, and it just kept getting worse, and then it stopped, then it was gone. So, but the aftermath, the aftermath,

has been a nightmare from the wind event. It's been a seriously nightmare. I have not told any of this. I have not talked to anyone about this on the air. And so someday I'll give you an opportunity. I'll give you a recap, which is well worth the story,

but it's been a nightmare. So in my mind, post-wind event has been so much worse than a heart event. But I'm sure that the one person in my life in my life that I call my wife, she would disagree with that wholeheartedly. No question.

And then she asked you a stupid question, which I went ahead and answered for you. Yeah, you're going to answer that. It's my job. All right, next call. Hi, so, Jeffrey, what was your drug of choice and what was your rock bottle moment and how did you go about detoxing?

Okay. Did you have a Glenn Beck turn around moment? Don't put me in the same window. What makes you change? Well, first of all, okay, before you answer this question, if you're going to ask serious question, please let us know ahead of time. Well, they did. They're leaving the voicemail.

What are you talking about? Let us know ahead of what is. I'm going to call back with a serious question. Just call the hotline. Okay, no, then no, I'm going to answer, Jeffrey. What is your drug of choice and how did you detox? Well, now she's assuming that I've detoxed. That is true.

So let's say you detoxed. How did you detox? The only thing I ever really detox from, like when I stopped drinking and I stopped doing, and I stopped doing the other stuff, you know, the white stuff, the cocaine, I love that so much, so good. I stopped doing that stuff because I'd had enough.

It wasn't because of your health. It wasn't like I was, you know, I was, I always had jobs. I was always working, you know. I mean, I got no money, but I always had jobs, you know, I was always working. But with the, I'll be honest with you, with the cocaine, when the enjoyment of the high was not good anymore. When the low of coming off of it was worse than the enjoyment of the high, it was time to quit.

I like that. It was time to quit. I couldn't do it. It wasn't worth it to me to do it anymore, unless you were just going to do it 24. seven and then you're dead. And you're dead. I mean, you're eating out of dumpsters. Yeah.

All right. The drinking, I just had enough. Same deal. It was about the same time. Yeah. It was about the same. It was right around the same time. It was just, what's the point?

I'm just, I still have a beer when I want. Every so often I feel like, you know what sounds good is an ice cold beer. Yeah, and I've heard you say that. And I have one. And I have one. Yeah. I mean, that's when it's, I have one. And it's so good.

It tastes so good. We were at an event a while ago, you know, and everybody's drinking. I can cold draft beers and it smelled and looked so good. I ordered a draft beer and it was so, it was ice cold and a nice big head on that beer, man. And I drank like three quarters of it, just one sip, man. Just, boom.

It was so good. And I was done. I didn't want anymore. I didn't want it. If I, because I finished it, then it's time for another one. You know, then I'm drinking 40. Yeah, I don't drink anymore, but I did tonight. I mean, er.

So I just got tired of being under the influence. It was just tired. It's tired of being under the influence, that's all. Now, now we won't go into that. The other stuff I haven't detox from yet, you know, that stuff. Like vitamins. Welcome to the Blaze Network. Hello.

Hi. Am I calling Glenn Beck? Yeah, no, his show isn't live right now. sorry. This is chewing the fat. I'm sorry. I have the wrong number. No, you have the right number.

Oh, I do. You have the right number, but the show is not live. Okay, the show is live nine to noon Eastern. Right now, this is Jeff Fisher. Jeffie, I'm recording a show, and, you know, I just figured I'd pick up the phone. Oh. Okay, well, he had a number on his phone that said to call. Right.

And so I'll tell you about things, and that's what I wanted to do. Right. That show, yeah, he recorded that show right after the radio show today. And, yeah, that's already done. Oh, okay. Well, it was busy. Thank you anyway. Thank you for listening. I appreciate it very much.

Hey, are you there? Yeah. Oh, you're there? Okay, listen. Why are you not subscribed? Are you subscribed to Chewing the Fat podcast, my podcast? No. What are you doing with your life?

Oh, I must be just absolutely. Thank you. I have no idea. Okay. So that's your task today, since you couldn't get through to Glenn, is to subscribe to chewing the fat. I'm not joking. When are you on? Are you on now?

I'm recording. You can get it any time. You download the podcast. You can listen any time. Chewing the fat. I'm also on the Blaze Radio Network from 5 to 6 Eastern, but it's, you know, the podcast is a separate thing that you can listen. to, you know, at your own relationship. I'd have to get acquainted with you on the radio before I make a decision.

Okay. All right. Well, you get acquainted and you let me know how. You call back and let me know how we're doing, okay? Okay. All right. Thank you. All right.

You're welcome. Bye. And just like that, you call, you can go right up. Just like that. Is it just like that? Just like that. Are you ready for the last voice mail that we have? Yeah, it's good.

Dang, I was trying to reach chewing the fat, not chewing the fought. Wrong number. Thank you. That's what I said yesterday. I apologize for that, and we will be recording a new intro today. It's just a fun what's out home. So we'll be doing that today. So you just calm the hell down.

And by the way, I know your number, so calm the hell down, okay? 214-735-9356 is now the chewing the fat hotline. Powered, powered. by Patriot Mobile. All right. So now I'm a little concerned about my oldest son, Elvis. He tweeted out

that he got an email. We'll go ahead just bring up. We've got another call. Hello, welcome to the Blaze Network. Hello, this is Roger Provin. I was calling Glenn had mentioned

about dialing a number and giving some feedback. Where are you listening from? Oh, I'm from Minnesota. Yeah. The show that you're listening to right now is Glenn's radio show from today, but it's not live. So. I get you.

I get you. I just wanted to make a comment that, you know, for him to bowl over about. But sure. Go ahead. What the heck. Okay. Okay. And then I have a question for you.

Okay. You know, with the Comey, DOJ saying, Comey just broke rules, but no problem. Yeah. I saw him. I was wondering if his breaking the rules affects his eligibility for his pension. I freaking hope so. But he's still going to get his pension.

You know that. Well, you know, that's a valid question. I agree. I didn't say it wasn't a valid question. There's no way that they'll take that away from him. I wish they would, but you know that they won't. Yes, they should. Yes, they should.

They just start pulling the pension on an awful lot of folks. I 100% agree. 100%. Hey, listen, thank you for listening. I appreciate it. You have a good point. Do you subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher? No, I don't.

What are you doing with your life? I mean, you should subscribe to my podcast. Well, you can listen to Chewing the Fat while you work. Thank you. Chewing the Fat with Podcast. Make sure you subscribe, okay? Thank you. I appreciate it.

And thanks for listening to Glenn. And back to your story. We're going to have to figure out another way. Yeah, we do. I don't like this. I don't either. Yeah. Because they're just,

I know they're calling for Glenn on the replays. I got it. They're either listening to him. He's on, he's on Blaze Radio right now. Plus there's other stations around the country that are playing it. Yeah. So,

you know, people don't realize. It's not their fault. Really it is. But it's not their fault. But they don't realize it. And so they call. I get it.

but plus it was political. I forgot about the political stuff. I didn't put him a violation in there. I know, but he doesn't know. I don't care if he knows. That was not for him. That was for our audience. They know that once you're the political,

they could just fast forward 15 seconds and then back to the normal programming. It really wasn't. It was not for him. Wasn't that, though. All right, back to your son. All right, so I'm, again, as I said, I'm concerned about my son, my oldest son, Elvis.

He tweeted the other day, I know, I know. he tweeted the other day that he got an email that has been five years since he's retired from football and he was asking the question on Twitter when he should tell his wife that he's going to be retiring from their sex life and I'm really kind of concerned I mean they do have one child they've given my wife her first grandchild and yours not as my wife's grandchild and yours And that grandda Raise your hand When you speak

That baby is more connected to you Than it is connected to Amber I don't know about that Oh yes I do know that I don't know about that You have You both share blood

Amber and that baby Does not share blood type At all Not even close Or jeans Or anything That baby is a spit image of you I met that baby

for the first time on Saturday. And that baby has a heavy foot just like do. She was walking those planks. Doon, don't, don't, don't, don. Like, who is that? Jeffie's granddaughter. I'll leave her alone.

I know. Let her be. Let her be. Everybody said that. Letter B. I'm like, oh, I was just asking whose baby that is. No, let her alone.

Control that baby. She keeps popping balloons in the middle of the ceremony. Running around, pop a balloon, screaming. Jeffie. So he got a name. My son got an email that says our analysis of 3,400 former players indicates that concussions and other conditions that disproportionately affect former NFL players may have adverse effects on sexual health.

Former players who sustained more concussion systems during their playing years, loss of consciousness, disorientation, nausea, were more likely to experience erectile dysfunction. later in life. Former players who sustained more concussion symptoms also had a greater likelihood of being diagnosed with low testosterone, a condition which is thought to lead to ED and poorer overall health. Sleep apnea, prescription pain medication use, hypertension, and obesity additionally increased former players' risk of ED and low testosterone.

own. Now, obviously, this holds true to a lot of players. And believe me, when I tell you, I know my son has had plenty of concussions in his brain isn't right. I was going to say, I was going to ask you, has he had a concussion from playing football? He played soccer for years too, so yes. No, but I'm not. He bashed his head with the ball. Oh, yeah. Really? I mean, if he played the game, he's got, he's got one. Is that, I'm sorry, it might be stupid question, but how do you know? Like do the eyes go backwards? Yeah, you know, it's called ringing your bell.

Oh. You know, you get dizzy, stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, you know. I mean, look, those are, and they don't really know. They're getting better and better at it,

but I mean, it's just a matter of degrees. You know, they don't know, you know, if you got the little hit of your head, you know, when you hit your head on the refrigerator, is that a concussion? Probably. Sure. You know what I mean?

Is that a minor concussion? Yeah. And even that's probably worse because you're not wearing a helmet. You know, so, but he was absolutely. I mean, I understand that he's been hitting the head a bunch of times and that's a problem. But he doesn't have, it doesn't have the obesity problem. I mean, all he does is work out. And he's lost a bunch of weight since he's played in the NFL.

I mean, he looks great. It looks like he'd play again. I mean, you saw him this past weekend. He looks like he play again. He could play again, yeah. Can he play again? No. And that's because.

He's just too old. Too old. Okay. But nothing. He's like, what is he, 30 now? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, and his knees are, you know, really his knees are fried. But, uh. Yeah, he could, he, he, he, hold. First thing I, so I met him for the first time on Saturday. And I was like, damn, the Amazonians are here. That kid is like 10 foot tall. And his wife's like 12 foot tall. Then yes, yeah, platforms on.

But she was still. wears platforms to keep up with him. She's still 12 foot tall. And then the little rug rack is like five feet tall. Like, what is going on? He's two years old, five. Yeah, five. Yeah.

How old is that kid, too? Two. So silly. So anyway, I have a little concerned. I hope that, I hope that he's okay. Are you concerned? I am.

I am. Are you guys trolling like you guys were doing on Saturday? I want him to be okay. What do you mean? Cute kid. Oh, my gosh. So fun. So fun.

That bit, the cute kid, what is the retarded bit, has been such a good bit. And my wife still is mad at Glenn Beck for that. And she'll never forgive him for it. She'll never, never forgive him for it. And I don't know if I've ever told this story. I really don't know if I've ever told it. You haven't. We were filming, making stupid film in Tampa a hundred years ago.

I mean, Maximus, who we were here for this weekend for his Eagle Court of Honor, which I don't even know, I mentioned it. They did mention it. I know we're up against the clock here, but we were here for his Eagle Court of Honor. So he's, Max is 17 now. So he was just a little kid. He was like probably the same age as my wife's granddaughter. Almost slipped up.

Didn't call her my wife's granddaughter. And we were filming in Tampa at the studios, 4002 Gandy Boulevard, the Clear Channel building there. and we filmed all day. We filmed all kinds of stuff and we were doing all kinds of stuff and a lot of it we never even used. But some of it we used in the back end

of one of Glenn's stage shows. I forget which one. So we go to the stage show and I hadn't seen the final cut. And because Glenn was working out of Philadelphia then so I was only working part time with him and doing some stuff and little things. So I hadn't seen the final cut.

We go to the stage show and the end of the stage show is us filming in this bit from Gandy Boulevard and the very end of this bit is Maximus running down this hallway in front of Glenn and myself and he's just, you know, he's got his glasses just little cute, him running down the hallway. He's running fast. He got right to the camera. It was just cute. And do you hear, do you hear Glenn?

Cute kid. What is he, retarded? I mean, I laughed then. Yeah, I laughed on film. I laughed in the theater. I just want to be clear. My wife did not laugh. She still hasn't laughed at that.

And I don't think she ever will. Funny bit, though. As long as I mentioned this weekend, as long as I'm talking about this past weekend, then it might as well get it off my, get it off the plate. Let's move on. the reason we were all together this past weekend is because my youngest son maximus

had his eagle court of honor uh for the scouts uh he is an eagle he's actually a distinguished eagle he's got like uh i don't know for every half dozen uh awards that you get you get a little palm fron and that puts you up above the actual you're an eagle and then you're a distinguished eagle as you get all these pomphra. Anyway, we had his big court of honor where he actually officially became an Eagle Scout and we had the event here at the studios this past weekend. And it was pretty good crowd showed up. Thank everybody that came. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You're welcome. It was very, very kind of everyone to come and I appreciate it. We had a lot of fun and it was good to see and I'm really proud of Max. He's worked really hard

at this and he's done a really good job. and it meant a lot to him, and it meant a lot to us. And my wife did a great job putting it all together because she, you know, she put it all together. I mean, I'd like to say that I put it all together and I did everything, but what I did is what time do I have to be there? There are a few times she came to me like asking me questions about it, and I was like, you decide.

I do have one complaint. Can I say my complaint? Oh, Jesus. Her montage video was way too long. But it wasn't though. I mean, it may have been for you, but it really wasn't in real life. It was 18 minutes long. Yeah, I know.

And they're normally about 15, but that's 10 years of a human's life. And you can't put that in three minutes? No. You don't want it to be put it in three minutes. You know, it was nice to see all those pictures and relive all those moments. As a little kid.

And if you don't like it, you don't like it. A, Don't come. You were invited out of, you know, like, oh, do we have to invite Chris? Yeah, we got to invite Chris. You know, don't come. But it was free food.

And I wanted to spend more time with you. Yeah, well, you did. Thank you. It's just 18 minutes. I already thanked you for coming, so I appreciate it. It was 18. It was funny that it was. We had a little fun messing around with the length of it, though.

I mean, because I really was. I was enjoyable to see a lot of those old pictures. Oh my gosh. It was so little. And a cute kid. Is he retarded? See, I'm not laughing at that, though. I am not laughing at that.

Yeah, you look piss. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am. I want to talk about this story so bad and it's kind of political. So. It's the last two minutes of the show.

I don't care. So. Go for it. Flip it. Okay, there's a big headline talking about U.S. troops born overseas. are going to no longer get the automatic American citizenship. And, you know, I saw this headline last night,

and I think that can't be true. Right. I mean, if you're a military, military person and you're on base and you're married with your spouse and you have a child, that child is an American citizen, period. But, okay, all these stories are kind of misleading.

All right. So what it is is that previously all children born to U.S. citizen parents were considered to be residing in the United States, they're automatically there, right. Well, now children born to U.S. service members and government employees who are not yet themselves U.S. citizens, they're military employees or government employees, but they're not U.S. citizens. if they have kids, those kids are not automatic citizens. And I hope within this, we're getting to the point where other countries who are sending their people over to the U.S. and, you know, pregnant and having a baby so that we have, anchor babies. Anchor baby stops.

If this puts a stop to that, good. Good. Now, if it doesn't, then we need to maybe rethink what we're doing with our lives. That's all I'm saying. Don't forget to leave your voicemail at 214-735-9356.

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Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay. I'm reading this story about couples who are now doing hashtag chore play. All right. So exchanging chores around the house for sex. And they, you know, there's, you know, everybody, they're torn. People are torn between it.

They love it. You know, they're using the hashtag with images of, you know, tidied playrooms and freshly mopped floors. and showing that husbands have been busy around the house. They're about to be rewarded in the bedroom. Hashtag chore play. Doesn't that go against everything we've been like top for the last three years? Kind of. Yeah, I feel like that should be bad.

Like I feel like you rewarding for sex? Well, I mean, look. That's crossing the line of a prostitution. Oh, my God. That's like chore. So is a date. So is a date crossing the line for prostitution. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. If a date never ends, you don't go out on a date without thinking of the end game. The movie? I'm not, yes, the movie. I'm not, look, here's the deal. Here's a deal, sweetheart. I love you and everything, but. Yeah?

I'm not buying you this dinner just to have a little chit-chat, take you. Yeah, but I'm hungry. I know. I know. And I want to spend time with you. And I want to spend some time with you. I want to learn more about you. I know.

I want to learn more about you, too. And we're going to learn a lot more when we get finished with this meal and get back to my place. Is that what you told everybody? I am so curious right now. Did you get a flashback for me dating ages? Was that your pickup line? I'm guessing it works. I'm just saying.

All right. I know, you know, look, it's wrong, I guess. But it's been that way for Milletland. millions of years since man and women were together. So apparently, you know, men should absolutely do chores without a carrot on a stick. Shut up. Let me have some fun in my marriage. I mean, I've been married for 30 years.

I need something new. I would say that that's also a carrot on the stick for the woman too, right? Yes. She gets a stupid house clean and she gets a break. And turn it around. In what way? If I come home and the house is clean. Oh, you're going to get rewarded, baby.

Yeah. Yeah. I know you had a busy day and looking at the house is clean. Let me exercise. Yeah. Kids are gone. Whoa, hello. Business.

I love that word. But only when it comes out of your mouth. Fitness. See, I don't even know how to do it, right? Talk a little bit. So is there a chore chart? So if I do the mop-beam. What's going to happen?

If you sweep. I know. That's what I'm saying. We got to come up. Yeah, you have people who have to need to come up with their own chore play charts. Yes, all right. So let's do this. So, Jeffie.

If I sweep for you, do the dishes and take out the trash. What does that get me? All right. You swept. I swept. Vacuum and? I vacuum, yes. Okay.

Yes. And mopped. All right. Yeah. Yeah. And then I did all the dishes, clean and put away and dried. Wow. Yeah.

There's no. There's no. There's no. No, no. It's all taken care of. I don't know, but the dishwasher. No, that's clean. No, that's empty.

That's empty. Wow. Yeah, that's empty. No. That's usually, that usually, I'd rather you wait and run that overnight, though. It's cheaper though. You use less money on the water bill. But anyway, go ahead.

Yeah, everything is run through. Run through. And the garbage is outside. And if it's a garbage day, it's already on the curb. Oh, my gosh. What does that get me? Oh, man. That'll get you.

Let's go, go get yourself a shower or a bath, whatever, whatever, whatever makes you happy. Get yourself clean. I'll go ahead and put some new sheets on the bed. I'll put some new pillow. cases. I put some new linen on the whole bed and get that everything. I know that was creating some laundry out in the laundry room, but don't worry about it. I'll get it tomorrow. And

then, you know, come on out. I'll be waiting right here. Fitness. What I want to have. That's a good question, though. It's a good question to be answered on the Chewing the Fat Hotline. Oh, there we go. 214-735-9356. The Chewing the Fat Hotline, powered by Patriot Mobile, to

give us your chore play chart what gets what yeah that's a good one i like that too i like that so we'll give you the weekend because you have to think about this okay so we'll give you yeah well yeah put something to the test see what works best yes so what you do is you sit down you come up with a chart hey jeffy chris this is what worked and gives a full report and then we'll come back on tuesday we'll run it there you go and you could know leave us your report on during the vet hall or you know you know We usually record this podcast about 1.30 Eastern to about 3 o'clock, 1.30 to 4 o'clock Eastern, right? We're in that.

Yeah, that's our window. Yeah, that's our window. Yeah. Eastern time. So, you know, you call the 888-90-033-93 number. We'll talk to you. Yeah. Yeah.

Because apparently we just take anybody. Yeah, we do. Even just calls that go for Glenn. Gotta find a way to get around that. Yeah, maybe I don't know how to have a cocks greener. That would be dumb.