Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 186 | Fat Pile Friday - Non-binary Cis Lesbian Edition

Episode Date: August 30, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. That it is Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. Welcome to it. You can follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. And of course, you should subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, for those of you listening on the Blaze Radio Network. As I'm scrolling through Twitter last night, I see a tweet. where it says El Chapo's money will belong to whoever finds it first.

One quote tweet said, Challenge Accepted. One quote tweet from Nicholas Cage said, on my fucking way. Man, do I want to be the one to find El Chapo's money? I don't care what Nicholas thinks. I needed more than him, okay?

When was the last time he had a movie, so? Oh, he does everything. He needs a lot of money. It has to. Okay. Could this actually be true in today's world? I mean, I know it's Fat Pile Friday, and we'll get to it. I got a fat pile here to go through.

I got stories that... Not as big as we usually are. That's because... And if you... Truth be told, I will... went through the fat pile on Monday and threw away a bunch of stuff. I went through, I went never going to get to that. I actually went through the fat pile.

I don't know what's all in this particular, these fat piles, because these are stories off from this week and some of the older ones. But the big giant one, I went through Monday morning when I came in. I just went through it. Chris has got another stack of the other room we haven't gotten to. Did you get through this one? That one never made it to my office. No, this one never made it to your office.

But I went through in some of the ones that were old now. You know, I mean, they're not, it's just, you never going to get to them. Like Michael Jackson died? Stuff like that. Like that. Stuff like that. Yeah. You just don't get to.

You know, those big stories like that, some of you just don't get to ever. Like Epstein is dead. He hung himself. Right. That one. You just don't get to those. So, you know, I threw away a bunch. That's what lowered, you know, lightened the load.

It went on a diet on Monday to the fat pile. Lipo. But I also, and I found, And this, I have show sheets from this past week with stories on it that we did that I never used, but I haven't printed them out. So I have, this is a thin fat pile, but there's probably, there's a good fat stack. The people behind you can see it. If I print, I'll see this, I'll be holding.

That is thin, but there's a good fat stack of stories on those links that I haven't got to. This story, it can't be true in today's world. I cannot believe that it's actually true in today's world. And I'm not saying this lady is lying. I'm sure that the story she tells is true. But I'm saying that I can't believe it's true. That she's lying. That is what you're saying that she's lying.

I don't think so, though. Okay. Hit us with a story. She says she's in Tampa, which is Florida. Just so you don't know, it's Tampa, Florida. I hope there's not. doing okay too. I mean the storm is bearing down. I mean, it's going to be a long weekend in Florida.

Prepare with glen.com. He's in Idaho. What are you talking about? Preplayer with glen. Plepler? Yep. Is it prepare or Plepler? Did they change it? It's both. Okay.

It's both. It's both. It's prepare and prepare. Make sure you get it all, really. Yeah, get it all. You want to, don't miss anything. No. Don't miss anything. And I know Mercury 1 is staging and they're going to be helping people there. So if you'd like to help out. Our boys are down there. System, Mercury 1.org. Operation Barbecues down there.

I know when they should be here. When can we have a hurricane in Dallas? Thank you. I want good barbecue. Plus, you know, the last time they were here, they were here being nice and they made us launch and everything. Because of you, yeah. But, uh, you want to come back.

Because I complained. Oh, no, that's when they came back because I complained. Yes. Oh, that's right. They did help me out there. Because I was talking about the time that I actually complained. Because they were here. They made this great launch. This whole thing. No, none of my sausage. What the hell?

And they brought you. But then they actually, I had to have to think of again. They had like some backstrap or something. They brought back. They brought the next day sausage and made made up to me because I complained to them. Because amazingly, I actually said something out loud. I mean, I appreciated the stuff that they brought, but they didn't bring something that I liked. So it was a little disappointing.

I mean, that I really liked, which I mean, I love their sauce. Anyway, Operation Barbecue. You know, when you guys are done helping the people that actually need to help, come back to here. Okay? So this lady's in Tampa, Florida, at Bush Gardens. Bush Gardens. Tampa. Do you remember the original Bush Gardens ad?

We should find that. See if they have that. See if we can find that on YouTube. The original Bush Gardens at Dawn on the Serengetty plane, Nairobi, Tangiers, Stanley Falls and the Python. And they're all in Florida. Bush Gardens Tampa

I think that's the ad I just remember the whole ad That's the original Bush Gardens ad So they don't mention this in the ad And the original Bush Gardens ad This lady and her husband are there And with her sister-in-law

And it's raining It starts to rain but that doesn't that sink You go to amusement park on a rainy day And it rains I mean that's the time you have Slotted to go And it's a rainy day Really that stinks

So they're at the Sesame Street place with their toddler, who was on the carousel with my husband. So I sat down on a nearby bench, pulled out my nursing cover, and began feeding our six-month-old as it began to pour. Within a minute, a female Bush Gardens employee approached me and told me I couldn't breastfeed my child on the bench out here in the open. That's true.

that's against the law. That's why they have this, I don't know, rooms built for you people? No, but that's against the law. No? You could, yes, it is. You could go to the room that we built for you. You can't just have your teeties out like that. Yes.

A, she was covered. And I believe there's a breastfeeding statute in the state of Florida. Look it up. And there should be a breastfeeding statute. Common sense. In the whole freaking country. and around the globe If you're feeding your kid

You should be able to feed your kid wherever you want That's ridiculous And on a rainy day at Bush Gardens Be happy I'm freaking here kid Paying your paycheck All right go go pick up some trash over there Go make sure that the corn dogs are ready For the people when they come around the corner from the ride

Leave me here feeding my kid That's ridiculous Now Bush Gardens of course is looking into it. Of course they are. Of course they are. But, you know, that's agonizing. And I don't mind.

They absolutely could give them, say that we have breastfeeding rooms. I would be okay even if the kids said, hey, we have a breastfeeding area, although it's raining and downpouring here, so why not just sit here dry and feed your kid? but I can well assure the employee could say oh we have a breastfeeding area

just around the corner you could go there without saying you can't do it here because you can do it here you can do it any damn where you want and I I must be I must I don't know what's wrong with me because the whole time that my wife was breastfeeding

our youngest child we never had a problem with anyone. Oh, how I wanted a problem with someone. I wanted this kid to come up to me and tell my wife that she couldn't breastfeed. I wanted that to happen, and it never did. Because I can do it anywhere I want. Okay?

And I'm not talking about your breast hanging out. I'm talking about legitimately covering up but you're just breastfeeding your child. Ridiculous that people are still upset about that. ridiculous. All right, we might as well get to the fat pile. I mean, let's just reach over here and start digging through. Butcon, the wildest scenes at NYC's holy experience.

I mean, I'm going to hold up some of the pictures they have here. Careful, because some picture we can't show. People in the back could see that one. Yeah, that's right. fine, yeah. I didn't hold it up to the front cameras. Don't hold it, because those are the ones that we actually get on air. Yeah, I don't want to.

Booty facials. Yes. Cheeky workouts. Flush with products. Easy. Twerking 101. Well, of course, you've got to know how to twerk. Thank you, Miley Cyrus.

Why wasn't I invited to Butcon? Well, you could make a part of the Philadelphia naked people thing. Well, they ride the bikes every year. Yeah. It's coming up. I don't know the exact date, but it's pretty close. It's coming. You should have the store or someone in the fat pile.

It's probably in the fat pile. It is in the fat pile, yeah. But they have a, there's also a kissing booth at ButCon. Whoa, and what am I kissing? It is the ASS kissing booth. The ass kissing booth. Yeah, but what am I kissing? You're kissing someone's face and their actual face inside a butt pillow.

Oh, I could do that. So that's not really a butt-kissing booth. It's kind of false advertising is what that is. Soothe them then. I think I will. I think I will. Drunk flight attendant busted after passing out for entire trip. Come on, Jeff Fisher.

Is she part of your Fisher Air? No, no, we don't have it. Don't mind it. Don't mind the... Thank you for flying Fisher Air today. But you'll notice... your flight attendant, Julianne March, yes, that's her name, Julianne March, is a passed out in the flight attendants here. Just leave her be.

She's given her a breath of laser test, and she's drunk, and she didn't really want to come on the trip, but I said, hey, you're already here. He's come on board and make all the other flight attendants work double hard because you're not here, but hey it's okay. And just know that there's no reason for you to complain because she's already fired. As soon as we land, she's already fired. And what you can do to make sure that she's fired

is that when you leave, when you're debboarding, snap a shot of her. Take a selfie with her. And just hashtag it, you know, passed out a tentant on Fisher Air. Julianne March drunk again. And something like that, and she'll be fired. Thank you for flying, Fisher.

There's no way. There's no way that an airline would let you do that. Fisher Air? We let you do that. Oh, we never congratulated Sarah Huckabee Sanders, your girl, for now joining Fox News. Yeah, congrats. I know it's political. I'm just going to let it pass down real quick.

Just to, that's your girl. And she also became the spokesperson for Save the Storks. Yeah. So, congrats. Are you freaking kidding me? No. For the Save the Storks? Yeah, you know, the...

Is that a pregnancy thing? Yeah, that's the pro-life group. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. We're not talking about real storks here. I just want to clear that out. Not about storks at all. That even, are storks even real, first of all?

I don't know, but maybe you can call the chew in the fast. hotline, and then ask and tell Jeffrey if Storks are real or not. I don't know she was an animal I didn't know that she was an animal lover. Yeah, 214, 7359356 is the number you can call.

It's right there in front of you. Right there in front of you. No, it's now. I have an 1823, 4854. That's what I have. Oh yeah, here's the bike story. Naked bikers in Philly. Hundreds of bike lists are caught with their pants down. shirt and underwear off. You know, I'm okay.

Thank you. I'm okay with being naked. In public? Whatever. Have you been naked in public? And by public, I mean like a gym. What am I? Never mind.

Never mind. Are you going to a naked gyms? Is that? I mean, are you looking for you, hang out and wait to shower with all the guys when they're done working out? Is that the Chris Cruz plan now? That's my work.

Okay. Yeah, that's always good. You done working out yet? Not until three more guys come in here. I'll tell you that. So, I was last Saturday. What?

Oh, we missed this. Oh, no. We meet the butt con and the naked bike. That's disappointing. This is 11th year in a row for these dinkleberries, though. So we got, it's good. It's an annual event now. That's good.

Yeah, we'll go next year. So, and they didn't want to do the holiday weekend. We got the weekend before. There you go. Yeah. Smart move. Smart move. Three thousand riders.

And all naked, right? What? Oh, only some of them were naked. Some people just horned in on the ride. What are you talking about? They painted each other's nude bodies. Oh, they're painting each other. What is this freaking?

We run around naked a lot. Coachella? Yes, that's what it is. I call it my Christmas, the happiest day of the year. Oh, careful that picture. I see someone's thing. You know, I'm okay with, again, I'm okay. Oh, wait a minute, hold on.

I think I just missed a sentence that I'm going to want read the ride is to promote positive body image okay yeah that's fine except that I'm not riding a bike so a lot of things are happening there's a lot of things happening yeah there's a lot of things happen a lot of things happen a lot of things that you might not think are happening while you're riding but they're happening yeah closest hydrogen is good luck uh it's uh positive body image advocate for safety of cyclists careful careful careful careful and protest dependence on fossil fuels

maybe we won't make it to 12 maybe we won't make it to the 12th anniversary I'm okay for the positive body image it's okay they lost you the other two they've long gone man long long gone what's that what you put it in the garbage without reading it what's that

what was the thing that you put in the garbage there's a couple of stories just stupid stories that's why they made it to the fat pile in the first place they just give me the headline and then you throw it away well this that's what I mean they protested as anthem played

now learn punishment it was those dingleberries at the Pan Am games those is an old story and they protested and they know better they knew they weren't supposed to and they did it anyway they think they can get away with it everybody thinks they can get away with anything anymore you know what you already agreed not to do it

they agreed you know I don't need to read the story because I remember reading the stupid story now they already agreed not to do it and they did it and then they did it And they got punished. And good. They deserve to. But their punishment is not really because there's no season until next year.

Right, because it's the Pan Am game. So they really didn't get punishment at all. And the next story was Black Women's Equal Pay Day. Oh, yeah. Black ones to see, I did this on Pat Gray too. Those couple stories we did on Pat. So that's why I went through the file. Making sure, making sure because not everybody can see you, you know.

Some people are just listening to you. So I'm just keeping you honest. What are those people doing? Danish City puts Vikings at Crossing Segments. I do love this story. I love that story. I love that story. I mean, we did the story not long ago, right, about the crossing signs being racist.

Yeah, because it's a white little man. But they're all not white little men. Because we've got the yellow signs with the black guys. And so, but it's kind of cool that the Danish did the Vikings. The black guys? Whoa. That's what it is. It's the black guys on the yellow signs.

No. And it is too. That is so racist. I can't even with you right now. Look at the yellow signs. I'm not. I don't see color, Jeff Fisher. I don't see color.

And that's why we're going backwards. Is it? Yes. Is it we're going backwards? Because of you. You see color. Everything has to have a color in you. Like in White World.

Toddler with cancer dies after doctors misdiagnosed her with constant. Oh my God. This is a sad story. Yes. I don't know why you're reading that one. That we should put in the garbage. So the fat pile. I just put that one in the garbage.

You just hollered at me for now. I'll take it back. I'll take it back. missing Fort Worth Pup reunited with family five years later. See, this was a sad story. That's a sad story that worked out great. That's a lie. Maybe it's a lie.

There's no way that they found a puppy. And there's another one I just found her in my five pile. Nearly five years after a little dog went missing from his Fort Worth backyard, the Humane Society of North Texas helped reunited him with his family. Wait, the dog didn't come back. Wait, stop. The dog didn't come back. That's what they want you to believe.

They got reunited because the Humane Society went, hey, this dog belongs to these people. We're going to make them take it back, which I guess is good. Because according to the family, I let him my other dog queenie out in the backyard, and we had him fenced in. Ten minutes later, I went to get him, and he was gone.

That was five years ago, darn, we've missed him so much. miss him so much. I was stunned and shocked. I couldn't believe it all this time. No, they dropped this dog off. They did. They got caught. Yes.

Dropping this, trying to just letting this dog go free. They didn't want this dog back. Just like this cat has been missing for 11 years gets reunited with upstate New York corner. They've been missing for 11 years. For the last three years. The cat's been missing for 11 years? How do we even know it's the same cat?

Thank you. For the last three years, the lost kid. has been roaming around the outside of the Duchess County SPCA, an employee Carol wrote it on the Facebook. The staffer was recently able to get close to the straight cat, check the microchiff, boop. Found the owner. Now the cat is 14 years old.

That's an old cat. That is an old cat. I didn't know cats could get that old. Sadly they can Sadly they can Which is kind of disappointing Nobody Nobody wants cast to live that long

Nobody wants cast to live that long FAA threatens $25,000 fine for anyone weaponizing their drones Oh you mean I can't put a flamethrower on my drone That's exactly what you cannot do That's why you started seeing people on social media Saying hey we've got flamethrowers for your drones

Elon Musk is going to come up with a flamethrower drone watch he has a flamethrower and he has a drone and he had a very successful launch two days ago yeah he did he's feeling good Tesla is still on the yep

still not feeling that good about Tesla though no did you see that it's not going so good I know it's all I'm saying I hear on fat pile Friday but I don't want to get too you know I don't want to get too political with Elon because then I'll start beating him

up for taking all the government money and all he has but good for him he figured out a way to milk the system well good for him California man arrested after attempting to fix flat tire using gauze and band-aids his story pisses me off

apparently you can't use band-aids to fix your tire I'd like to know what's wrong with America that's not what's wrong with America no please read more that story agonizing read more that story no I don't need to read more this story because to find out he gets arrested for something else not because of that he's trying to get his tire

fixed so he can drive you should be able to do however you want to do in America. Is it still America anymore? So he parked his vehicle. Deputies arrived. They noticed both the driver's side tires were flat and the 26-year-old man was

trying to use gauze and band-aids to repair his tires. What's wrong with America? Keep reading. What's wrong with America? I mean, they arrested this guy for using band-aids and gauze. Baby. Trying to fix his tires. Keep reading. This is not

America anymore. Oh, my This will be so embarrassing for you. This is not America anymore. Second to last sentence. He was arrested for being under the influence of drugs and taken to jail. Okay. So just because he was using Band-Aids and Gauze, automatically must be under the influence of drugs.

See, this is not America anymore. This is not America. We continue on Fat Pile Friday. How many times have you asked yourself? 15. Wow. 15 times. you've asked yourself? Is that the number you've come up with when I just, how many times I've asked?

15 times. You don't even know what I'm going to ask you. Because I already know what you're going to ask me. How many times have you thought 15 times have thought? I believe that it's less than that, to be honest, but okay. How many times you've thought to yourself? Can lesbians be non-binary? Can gay men be lesbians? Can non-binary gay men be straight lesbians? Straight lesbians can be non-binary bisexuals who are attracted to cisgender non-barian men. What was the last part? Straight lesbians. Uh-huh.

Can be non-binary bisexuals who are attracted to cisgender, non-binary lesbian men. Wow. I mean, let's get it right. That's a mouthful. Ah! That's what she said. Anyway, uh, pink news. I love pink news.

A verified Twitter account at Pink News. That's all, anything gay related, they post. I love pink news. They have given us a tweet with people answering questions and talking about themselves and the struggle that they have surviving. And through their life, it's two minutes and 23 seconds of struggle, what it takes to get through life.

being a lesbian non-binary being a gay man lesbian how about a cisgender non-binary lesbian man I mean how about a straight lesbian being a non-binary bisexual I don't know

I mean it's amazing but they explain it they explained confusing confusing yeah no they've straightened it out oh I haven't watched the video yet so okay okay Those of you watching, during the bat, you go ahead and watch it. They can't, but okay.

No, I mean, we've got the cameras right here. You'll just play it to feed it through the board and let them watch it. Oh, that's how you do that. Oh, okay. Here we go. My pronouns are they, them. I am a non-binary lesbian. So I'm total.

I identify as non-binary and lesbian, and I prefer the pronouns, they them. As far as I like. Who doesn't, really? Who doesn't prefer the pronouns, they them? They them. So stupid. Oh, I'm sorry. Good.

No judgment. No judgment. No judgment zone. And my understanding of my gender and my understanding of my sexuality are very much intertwined and linked like they are one and the same. So can you be non-binary and lesbian? This is something I often get asked because when you identify as non-binary, you're saying that you're not female. And if you're not female and you're attracted to women, does that make you're lesbian? I think it's sort of disingenuous to claim that you can't be both non-binary and a lesbian because you can definitely have an authentic lesbian experience as a non-binary person.

What is Jeff Fisher An authentic lesbian experience When you're non-binary Go to one of my sites Oh, do you cover that? Yeah, we do Oh my gosh I'm scared to ask you

It's one of the drop-down categories Yeah Oh, okay, okay Because I've been curious about You know how authentic it is For a non-binary lesbian To have an authentic lesbian experience

Yeah But just go to go to my site in the drop-down menu to the left. To the left? Yeah, just look right on it. Because at the end of the day, they are terms. They are linguistic tools used to describe an experience that already exists. Right.

So someone telling me that I can't be a non-binary lesbian and doesn't mean anything. Right. Wow, they're stupid is what it is. Already am one. And I'm just using the language I have available to me to describe that. Right. So my personal experience with the lesbian community since coming out as non-binary, has been rather dismal.

Oh, no, baby. Baby. So not only she has to come out as a lesbian, you know, because that's a big thing in the gay community, not she has to come out again. Yeah. As a non-binary. So, and they're even saying, honey,

are you okay? Yeah, that's really dumb. How can you be a non-binary lesbian? I mean, they're even, they're questioning. They're questioning. They're questioning. Yeah, they're questioning and questioning. Okay.

Okay. All right. A lot of lesbians that I've encountered, especially on dates, haven't accepted my identity as something that they are interested in. What? What? They haven't accepted something that they're interested in.

No. What is this world coming to? This is not America. No, because this isn't really America. They are not from America. The pink is from the UK. But I'm just saying that she's struggling because even the lesbians are like, nobody.

Tell you what. I'm going to finish my dinner because we've already ordered, but that's it. Dating or accepting to the point where some women have wanted me to use my birth name, which I feel very uncomfortable to use. Is that not dead naming? Hold on, hold on. Dead naming is in the transgender community. Oh, yeah, okay, sorry.

This is on the non-binary community. So. Confused. Very. But I'm taking notes. Because we don't know. She told us her name, but that's not earlier on, which I wasn't paying attention. So I apologize.

I apologize. But, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart. They, them. So just refer to. This is the they them. This is they them. So refer to they them as day them. And they want me to, she or he.

No, they them wants me to use her birth name. Birth name. How dare you? Wow. Because they want me to be more of a woman rather than someone who identifies in the middle. Yeah, we'd rather, you know, what I am is I'm a lesbian. And I want to know a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.

Yes. So I'm out on a date and I want to be on a date with a lesbian. Yes. Not someone in the middle. And what is the middle? Is the middle bisexual? No, non-binary. Oh, non-binary.

Okay. See, I knew I had to take more notes. Okay. So they're almost bullying me out of my own identity, which is quite frustrating. I have had people say that you can't be both non-binary and a lesbian. Yeah, those people I hope you're through with. I hope you've thrown those people to the curb, man, because those people, I can't. Comes from a flawed understanding of what lesbianism as an identity means, both now and historically.

But I'm still expected to kind of explain that, even in the context of a dating app, which is obviously I'm not going on there thinking, who can I, who can I next educate about what a non-binary lesbian is? To be honest, right? I mean, I'm going on this dating app.

Yes. Jeff Fisher. What is the main goal when you're going to date an app? To educate people. It's a dating app. Yeah. So you go there to what, to educate people about your non-binary's lesbian moves?

No, really. Or you're going to go in there about to get a date. A lot of date. Yeah. So how do I get a date if I'm non-binary? Thank you. And they're identifying as a lesbian or something.

Or cisgender or trans or gay. So how can you go on a dating site? We've got to come up with a new site. A label can I use? There is no label to describe. There is on our new dating. There is. There is a label?

There is. Is that? Yes, there is. We've got to come up with our own dating app for everyone. Okay. And that will include non-binary lesbians. There we call, I don't know. We've got to come up with a good name for it.

We have to come up with our own dating. Well, it's Friday. So let's ponder this. We have to come up with our own data. Let's power He, she, they, them. Let's power the hotline. So let's start sending people to the hotline.

I know. They're answering a lot of questions. But this is why the hotline was created for. 214-7359356 is the CTF hotline, powered by Patreon Mobile. And, okay. All right. If you've got a dating app name.

For the non-binary, lesbians. For everyone. For everyone. Everyone. So we don't have to educate. No, I just want to go on a date, Jeff Fisher. Thank you. You just want to go on a date.

Every person being attracted to one binary gender. So the only word I feel is applicable to describe how I identify sexually is lesbian. Whether that's right or wrong, I don't know. But to be honest, I think whatever label you feel comfortable with, you should be allowed to use. But I have to use that label on the dating app because I've done. That's all there is. Is there more? Are we educated more?

No, we educated the entire audience. I think that's plenty of education. Thank you. Thank you. At Pink News. They're bringing the hot, you know, they're being the stories you need to worry about in 2019, Jeff Fisher. Forget about the Amazon fires.

Forget about the economy. Forget about climate change. What about James Coney? Forget about James Coney. Forget about Hurricane Doreen. No, you see, you did it. It's not Doreen. It's not Doreen.

He's Doreen. Yes. See what you did from yesterday. I want to be named Dory. I want to name Dory. I want to do it. So forget about those two storms. Forget about it.

We have to cover the non-biter. There's only one storm. There's only one storm. Oh, okay. But anyways, it's all about the non-binary This storm conflicted. It doesn't know what to call it. It's a non-binary storm.

It doesn't know what to call it. It's conflicted. and there's no way for it to know. It doesn't know what it's, how it's supposed to educate people on what it is. It just knows that it's a storm. Yeah, that's all it knows. And does it know it's a storm?

We don't know. We don't know. And here's a racist... What are we here to educate? Here's a homophobic president trying to nuke it. No wonder... I can't believe you've got to speak... I don't...

No, no, go for it. Go for it. You got time. You got a minute and a half. So go for it. I just can't believe how much... It's just because they hate him.

I know. But I just can't, I can't believe that he got in so much trouble for, at first he denied it. You know, he said, I didn't even, it's not even true. But even if it was true,

and we talked about it earlier on. So tough. We've, everyone, I don't know if you know this or not, but I lived in Florida for a while. I didn't know that? Yeah,

I did. I lived there every while, and I was around for a whole bunch of storms. I was there for a lot of years. I participated in a lot of operation, Stormwatch programs, and through a lot of storms.

And, I mean, I understand. meteorologist, right? Unofficial? I play one on the radio. Yeah, unofficial. Yeah, I don't have, not certified

with the American Meteorological Society. Oh, you did that. But I should be. I should be an honorary member. I'll tell you that. You know what? I've already given myself an honorary membership. That's been talked about before.

Why, it's not dumb. It's just dumb because we hate President Trump. And the President is asking questions. Don't you want a president that's asking questions? Thank you. I will like that. Thank you.

But no, he's strong. Orange Man Bad. Orange Man Bad. Now we're leaving it with Orange Man Bad. You know what? That's exactly what it is. Orange Man Bad. Period.

Coming up on the big holiday weekend, those of you that are not going to be participating in the hurricane protection coverage, getting yourself ready. batten down the hatches. I mean batting them down, man. If you live in Florida or anywhere, anywhere on the East Coast, man, the Southern East Coast,

be prepared. Come to Dallas. We have planar space for you. Puerto Rico to cancel all their flights. Yeah. I mean, it's going to do some damage, man. My parents said that's good to Milwaukee. Is that north enough?

Yeah, get out. Can I say get out of Florida? Go. No problem, man. We say, you know, you should be prepared and get out of Florida. Milwaukee. Let's go to Milwaukee.

Okay, okay, good move. No problem. I got a fat of on the back for that. A lot of people wouldn't think of that. There's probably a few extra hotel rooms in Milwaukee. Absolutely. I don't know what kind of, you know, they do hold some conventions and stuff in Milwaukee from time to time. So there may be some hotel rooms booked up.

I'm guessing right now, and I don't know this. I don't know this. And if Milwaukee is booked, I apologize. I'm guessing that they're probably good. Probably a couple of rooms still available. coming up tomorrow, a special American Dream podcast for you to look forward to. Look forward to hearing the boop on that when it uploads tomorrow. I talked to Pastor Greg Lorry.

I really wanted to talk to him about his latest book, the Johnny Cash book, which is fascinating to me. But then I started reading about the pastor himself, and he's amazing. So I talked to him a little bit about the American Dream because he's definitely living his. and we talked a little bit about last week about my heart event and we had a question on our hotline about the heart event. Is our number? Is our number? Yeah, it's right in front of you.

1825. No, that's not the number. 214-735-9356 is the number. Wow, are you dumb? And then so I figured that Monday I would repost my heart event show when I came back because you realize it's been 9-3-5. months. Wow. Nine months. And you're still alive, dude.

That's awesome. Right? Is it? Yes. Anyway, the, honey, is that you? The, uh, it's been nine months, man. It's amazing. It's been, it doesn't, it certainly doesn't feel like it was nine months ago. I'm just going to ask you, does it feel like nine months ago?

No, it's so. And that's nine months without a cigarette too. Uh, yeah. Nice. Is it? That's not. So what are we doing? for the one year anniversary. We are going to fire up a bag of smokes. That's what I'm talking. I was going to get you a big ass cigar. We're going to, and I'm going to smoke my cigarettes and drink my coffee when I'm by the

side of my grill, frying up some hot dogs. You can't have hot dogs? And not supposed to. Oh. I didn't know that. You haven't talked about that. I mean. Talk about everything else is for hot dogs.

That's already doesn't right. Well, that's just part of the, you know, part of the eat better kind of thing. And I will be having some hot dogs. and some cogoal hot dogs shipped in from Michigan very soon. Not Milwaukee, though. No, no. Milwaukee can order some cogles if they want, but they're not the home of cogal hot dogs.

Michigan is the home of cogoal hot dogs. And I'm a fan, and I want the cogal hot dogs in my frying pan or on my grill soon. With some hinds. Oh, so good. Anyway, so I'm going to post my heart event on Monday so you can we can both relive it together this labor day. Nine months ago.

Okay. Nine months ago. I went down. No, you didn't go down, though. You were in bed, so you didn't go down. I woke up, man. I was a serious pain. What's wrong?

Nothing. Nothing. Fine. Just bad gas. The rescue guys come. How is this official? You're having a heart attack. I want to take a shower.

I take a shower. No, Mr. Fisher. You got to go boop-boop. Yeah, no. We're going to be bus. We're taking you out. We're taking you out. Except we can't fit the gurney through the bedroom door here.

It's telling you to walk it out. So can you step up into the wheelchair? I can't. No problem. I got it. I'm always done. No problem. Anyway, so we're going to do that for you.

I enjoy those. And I appreciate you listening to Chewing the Fat on Blaze Radio Network. And, of course, those of you that subscribe to the podcast. And I also wanted to say, thank you to President Trump. Don't cut me off with a little. no political stuff, because I try to steer away from the political stuff on chewing the fat, I know. And you get it from everywhere else you're inundated with it, but I do want to thank President Trump because he said yesterday that he wanted to make the United States the dominant country in space.

Thank you. In fact, what I believe, and I honestly believe that President Trump believes is the space is ours. the rest of the world, you know, you can use it, but you're using it in our terms. I don't want to hear your international law. I don't want to hear all that kind of stuff. America law. We own it.

Space is ours. So you're welcome to fly around it for a little while, but after that, just know it's ours. Is it ours? Yes. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. I welcome to do dessert.

I don't know why. We've got to find out a new name for a dessert, but it's dessert. It's the postgame show. It's what's left over. And I've got a, I mean, today, it's Fat Pile Friday. We're heading into the weekend. I got so much stuff to get to. I mean, we knew that one of the things we knew yesterday that the judge formally dismissed

the criminal sex trafficking case against Jeffrey Epstein. for sure. You know the judge didn't want to do it. He even said, I'm legally bound to dismiss the case. That's why I let those 85 people say bad things about him yesterday in court just to get that stuff on the record. Okay, thanks, Judge. Appreciate it. And I know it was only 16. Don't look at me like that. And of course, the prosecutor said that, well, the investigation into Epstein's alleged crimes would continue, that the dismissal would not prevent them from charging possible co-conspirators in the future. Right. And about so far, there'll be, I don't know how much more money they'll spend before they get cut off.

You know, they'll let them spend some more money. And if they can't find anything in about two weeks, it's going to be, well, we can say that you're still working on it, but we're not getting any money for it, okay, because we've got other cases to take care of. So, move on. Thank you. We have the largest study of its kind found new evidence that genes contribute to same-sex sexual behavior, but it echoes there's no specific genes that make people gay. Kind of strange, right? It provides the clearest glimpse yet into the genetic underpinnings of the same-sex sexual behavior.

They found that they did this study, a DNA study, nearly half, half a million U.S. and UK adults. They identified five genetic variants, not previously linked with gay or lesbian sexuality. The variants were more common in people who reported ever having had same sexual partner. That includes people whose partners were exclusively of the same sex and those who mostly reported heterosexual behavior. They found, they said thousands of genetic variants are likely involved, and interact with factors that aren't inherited,

but none of them cause the behavior nor can predict whether someone will be gay. I mean, absolutely amazing. All right, so those of you that are still participating in the chewing the fat hotline voicemail. I guess you could text us too if you wanted. Don't shake your head on that. Get Patreon mobile in the line.

What do you mean they can't text us? Of course they can text us. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah, but I want voices. Don't disable that. Our audience. That's true.

214. 735-9356. You know what sucks is now we're going to get freaking text messages. Wow. I'm not going to mention it. I know. I know. There's no way we could just edit this out.

Absolutely not. But you know. We're not editing. We don't edit. We're not doing it. No, no. This is the new hotline powered by Patriot Mobile and leave voicemails. All right, so this is the deal.

We've asked, I forget how many things we've asked you to do. We've asked for the chore play. Chore play and then the app idea for the day. We need the app name. The non-binary app idea. We need the app name. So we have two tasks. All right.

And we of course want you to call and, you know, give us, let us know what are you thinking of chewing the fat, how you like the show, what you don't like. about the show Chris Cruz or what you you know things about

this show right so we've got a couple of uh we got a couple of voicemails and the reason I'm specifically

saying things about this show because we got a voicemail that I don't think understands quite quite what this the chewing fat

hotline is is supposed to be for hi Glenn I uh I uh I kind of have a couple bones to pick with you. So here it goes. Number one, I'm really frustrated. Every day you get on

and you say, you'll be back after a one-minute commercial. Now, Glenn, your commercials are never just one minute. I've been timing them. And over the last three days, you've averaged a two-and-a-half-minute commercial. I've even seen three-minute commercials. Glenn, this is Paul's advertising. You keep telling us. This can be one minute, one minute long commercials. And it stops over and over and over and over. I sit through two-minute commercials, two half-minute commercials, three-minute commercials.

Very rarely do you will do one minute. Now take Pat Gray, like a wonderful guy. He sticks to a minute almost every single time. And then there's Jeffrey. Jeffie doesn't even do commercials. That's great. No, that person. But these two-half-minute commercials.

And number two, Bonn, I have to pick with you as a, bring back the downtown to hill. What's up with that? Why'd you get rid of it? Other than that, love you. Bye. Oh, no. Can we break this guy's the news?

First of all. Okay. I want you to address the last one. All right. Here you go. I want to address this voicemail. Your bones may be valid bones to pick. They're not to do with this show.

And I know you mentioned, you mentioned this show in your bones. mention, yeah. Your bone picking. They're valid bones to pick. Glenn likes to tell a story. He's a storyteller. And so the commercial break is slotted to be 60 seconds.

But it's a live commercial break. It's a live read where he's telling you about the product. For example, Tchaovas Boots, you're on the farm. Kicking it. you're eating hot dog disimpacting a horse you've got your arm

all the way up in there and things come rushing out and you realize that your boots are full of horse crap but you know that it's on your land in your country and it's okay because you're still comfortable

in your Toccova's boots that's just not that commercial that's good that's just a commercial for me off the top of my head for you and that's even less than 60 seconds that's not scripted

that was pretty good So you're welcome. That's pretty good. Yeah, I may have done it before. Oh, oh. Even though I don't do commercials. But you've practiced? It's not that we're not welcome here on chewing the fat, by the way.

I know that bone that he picked with you is kind of like hit you hard. It hurts. It hurts. Yeah, it hits you hard. And of course, Pat Greg keeps it, you know, 60 because he's got a thousand freaking spots. He does. Pat is a professional. He does four every 30 minutes.

Thank you. So then it's a professional. And your last bone really is bones. I agree that, you know, we should bring back to Doc Thompson's show. A lot of people agree with that. But when a person, let's say, is not alive, you can't bring the show back. You can't bring them back. Right.

Right. I mean, if the show came back, that's exactly what it would be. Now, The Walking Dead. So, now, I want to take you, I answered you seriously. You did. But I have a feeling that he was just trying to be funny. Everybody tried to be, a little yuck, yuck's in, trying to be funny.

He got his bones picked. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So that's why I gave you your own little Tacobus commercial on me. You're welcome. Is there any more are we done with the... Jeffey, Jeffrey, Chippy, Jeffrey. Answer my phone. Jeffee!

Very much. that. Yeah, that. Anyways, I know. Dick. Smart man. Answer your phone.

All right. So, anyway, thanks for the call and I appreciate it. Now, here's, here's a helpful hand. Maybe. Maybe.

There might be a point in time when I would, I would pick up the chewing the fat hotline. Possible. That'd be good, yeah. Possible.

You could take it your calls. But as of, we said hotline. As of right now, you don't pick up phone calls. As of right now, it's for your voice. Yes.

All right. And by the way, I feel like he feels that this is a voicemail box that we have at the office because this is how he starts. Jepi, Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey. So you see how I guess, Jeffey! It's not that kind of voicemail box. Like in the 90s, you saw in Seinfeld. It's not one of those, baby.

Which, by the way, I missed those. I do miss those. You've rewinded it. You got the little special tapes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The big tapes, the little tapes, the A side, B side. Love it. Rewind back.

I had a really nice black one. Oh, really? I loved that. I loved that answering machine. It was so cool. Did you also have the technology where you could hear from somewhere else? Yes.

Yeah. But it opened up, it had two sides that opened up for the tape, so you had the tape for the, the, thanks for calling, leave a message at the beep, and then you had the voice,

you know, the answering machine tape. So, such a cool machine. Anyway. It's 2019. My grandfather had one. You're calling a Patriot mobile hotline. That's a digital answering machine. We cannot hear your calls when you call.

Well, we can't. It's just digitally. And this is our last one, Jeff. Oh, boy. I am rather pleased that there is a hotline now because I've been trying to give a call to the 33-993 number for a few weeks now. Thank you. Never get an answer.

Amazing. It never gets an answer. I wonder why that is. I will be looking forward to talking to you guys later. Have fun. Okay, see here's another one. Here's another one. He says, I would love to talk to you guys later.

So I think this whole CTF hotline is getting misunderstood. Actually, that complaint is a valid complaint. That's what we brought up earlier this week. Jeffrey, yesterday and today. After we complained, and I say we, myself, complain that you weren't doing your job. But I was. Apparently not. Apparently not.

So do you going to say the rules of the hotline? Because we forgot to cover it yesterday. I mean the rules of the hotline call. And then message. Okay. Talk about chewing the fat. I already did. Yeah, the one guy called with his bones to pick.

If you got bones to pick. You can pick your bones. You can pick your bones. Yeah. Now, we've taken upon ourselves to be ready. They will be aired. And that is on the message. When you call, it says it right at the end.

Messages will be played. On the Blaze Radio Network. Now, those of you that, you know, start thinking that you're going to put up your, you know, five-minute comic stand-up comic bids, those might not get aired. We might take some clips roll, well, if they're worthy. You might make the wall. You might make the wall. Doubtful but you might.

Hey, still a chance. Delfo but you might. So 214-7359356 is the CTF hotline. So yesterday I saw that Jason had tweeted, and I think he probably talked about it when he was filling in for Steve Day's that there was a post-it screen of the United States, and it's the average price of a date in the U.S.

And it's fascinating to me because when you first look at it, you say to yourself, no way. But when you break it down, yeah, there is a way. So let's say in Texas, right now it says the average price of a date is $110.99.

And you hear that, you go, ooh, that's pretty steep. But not really when you think about it. And it doesn't, I'd like to see the average breakdown on these dates of what they're considering a date. Is it non-binary? Is it a cisgender? Is it a non-binary lesbian?

Because... Is there not a cisgender binary? No, there's not a cisgender binary. Now, you could be one, sure. But, If you go to the movies, let's say you go to a take, you say, hey, you want to come out with me? Let's go, I'll take you out of a day.

We'll go to, we'll go see a movie and we'll grab a bite to eat. Okay, so now if you just go to the movies without going to one of the eateries, if you go to the eatery, that's easy, 110 bucks. Because that's what, 12 bucks I had to get in. So you're already at 25. I know, 24. I got, the math correctly. You're already at 18 bucks.

18. You're already there. So you're already at $24, $25. And then you've got to order food. And if you're at the eatery, forget about it. You're lucky to get out of there at 20 bucks I had. Right, with drinks and food, lucky. Lucky to get out of there. It'll be,

the date will be well worth it if you get out of there with 20 bucks a head. The date will be well worth it if you get out of there with 20 bucks a year. When I go like this, even they, even they get people behind me know when I go like this. Thank you. So right there, you're at what? 40, 65 bucks. And you haven't even gone out for a drink after the movie. You haven't gone out to stop someplace even just for a coffee.

You go to Starbucks and get a couple coffees. Another 15, 10, maybe. There's 75. That's still, you know, you're still not 110 bucks though, right? So it could be wrong. It could be wrong. You just went in a beautiful date and you still haven't broken 110. No, I don't.

We're still under 80. Yeah. We're still under 80 bucks. Yeah. The Uber. At the Uber in there. Oh. At the Uber, that's 20.

If you're not drinking, though, you don't need the Uber. It's your car, right? So five bucks worth of gas? Yeah. All right. So you're still, there's a Uber. 80. We'll get you to $80. And if you don't Uber, if you don't Uber, if you

planned on drinking instead of going to Starbucks, if you're sitting at Starbucks at 80, you're sitting at Starbucks at 75. And you think, and we should, you want to go out for a drink? Let's get an Uber and we'll Uber from the Starbucks over to Millie's bar and we'll sit at Millies. We sit in at Millie's bar for the next couple hours.

You're spending at least another 50. There's your, there you go. There's your 130. Now you're over, the Texas amount. Now you're into Florida money. $128 in Texas. You found a date in Florida. What's the most expensive?

Massachusetts, 217. New York. Connecticut, 230. New Jersey, $259? No, sake you. Don't forget about the 60 cents. Are you freaking kidding me? Well, isn't there like tolls and...

New York, $297. A car payment. 27 cents for a date. That's a car payment right there. Want to go out on a date? No thanks. No, how about you just? So in a New York date, what are you doing for two?

Like, is this, are you going to Broadway? Are you taking this person on Broadway? You're over 300 if you're going on Broadway. Oh, you are? Oh, okay. I've never been to Broadway, so. I mean, you're not getting into a Broadway play for under a couple hundred bucks. Easy. I mean, tickets.

Off Broadway. Can I still make a free? get to 300 off Broadway, you know, like, I don't know, King Arthur off Broadway. You're good. You're good. I'm so good. You're still in the window. But I can't go to Hamilton on Broadway. No, you don't happen to. No, you're over the window, no problem. Okay, okay.

2.26. New York, 297 is more than a date in California. Did you see North Dakota in South Dakota? South Dakota, $38.20. That's what I'm talking. That's not what I'm talking about. Thank you. Let's go to OroRig. Oh, look at that. I'm plus.

They fracked over there. Look at that. Pretty, isn't it? Are those wolves over there on the other side of the fracking? The St. 30 bucks, that's an Uber drive to just drive around. They're not Uber in South Dakota. They're not Uber.

No. Are you sure about that? Yes. Yes. Thank you. No. I'm surprised that. I heard an ad the other day.

For Uber Freight. Oh, yes, Uber Freight. We talked about it. We did talk about it, but I mean, I actually heard a commercial for Uber Freight. On radio? Yep. Terrestrial radio? Terrestrial radio.

Nice. Well, freaking radio. I mean, trucks here, especially in Roanoke area, they're freaking everywhere. Terrestrial radio in Dallas, Fort Worth. Do you know that Uber has a new headquarters coming to downtown Dallas? Yes, they do. Which is weird that they pick downtown Dallas by Deep Ellum. that's because they're coming from San Francisco.

That's the Art District. The Uber headquarters of San Fran. They're going to move some people here from... DeBallum is the best way. That's the Art District of Dallas. Yes, it is. Is that where the art thing goes? Yeah.

The Art Battle. Art Battle this year is all in DeBelowlo. It's in DeVallum? All of them are, yeah. I'm surprised about the Arkansas. I mean, not Arkansas. That's a lot of fun, too. If you ever have an opportunity to go see Art Battle,

it's a lot of fun. of this Saturday? There is a brand new and happening this Saturday. My daughter was actually involved in one of them. She was a kid, but I told her

be ready, but that's a tough business there because my daughter is a great artist. She's on her way to be a great artist. She is really good. But in art battle, you get like, you got to paint 10 minutes. Yeah, and that's all you get.

Go. And it's fun watching them. You get to circle them around. Yeah, yes, they do. Yes, they do. They put the artist up by the, up by the easel. The easel, they give you a frame.

And then there's one judge. Go. Whoa. They just shout it right in your face. Oh, okay. It's not a gun. It's a go. Go.

That's what gets everybody to shock to go. It's the art battle. It's the art battle shout. That's what it's called. Ooh, I like that. Coyn that. You better coin that. You better freaking coin that, Jeff Fisher.

But do you see Alaska? 95 bucks. Eh, huh. They have cities in Alaska. Yeah, but it's just weird. They're not all out in the wilderness. That's what I'm saying is like, what about your state, Michigan? Michigan's 112.

Yeah. Is that Canadian or is that American? Because the freaking money thing is on the Canadian side. They didn't put it in the state. You put it away the hell up in the Canada. They did make Michigan the entire state, though. They did. They made it right.

Yeah, they're not like. Yeah, they weren't like Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew, yeah. So we got 157 bucks in Illinois. That's Chicago, though. The rest of the state's not that much. Iowa, 50 bucks. No wonder everybody from the politician looks at Iowa.

Nebraska, 48. Wow. West Virginia, 96, that's way too much. Yeah, the East Coast is out of control. Virginia, 140, I believe that. Out of control. Georgia. So the cheapest is South Dakota, right?

Cheapest is South Dakota. Yeah, you're doing an Uber tour of all the fracking places. And then you're done. Yeah. It's over. Is that it? That's it, baby. Get out.

What more do you want? Yeah. If you want more, go to North Dakota. Call me tomorrow. Get out. So, you know, we would have proved it wrong.

First glance. Well, we didn't really prove it wrong. We did. We went to a beautiful date. We planned a beautiful day. We went to a movie. We did. We got a little food.

We did. Coffee. We got a little coffee. And we even took our own car. We took our own car and we still made it under the mark. About 80 bucks. That's not, you know, that's fair. That's a fair night.

Yep. Yeah. So we proved it wrong. You're right. Yeah. All right. Have a good week. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat.