Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 188 | Where's Jean-Luc Brunel? & Dorian UPDATE

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it. Thank you for joining us on Chewing the Fat today. We'll start off today with what I'm going to call your daily piece of fat. Accept your past without regret. Handle your present with confidence. And face your future without fear. You're welcome.

I mean, it's just a piece of bath. All right, so we spent the weekend, worried about Hurricane Dorian, or Doreen, as I like to call it. Dorian, yeah. Some of the footage from the Bahamas was amazing and heartbreaking and sad at the same time. You know, if you're in the Bahamas and the hurricane,

you should be prepared for what happens. And yes, water rises. Yes, storm surge does go. So like, well, it was 20 feet. Yeah, that's what they said happens. But the allergy has just taken up beating. And Dorian has, I mean, slowed down to practically a dead stop. There was this battery, and it just stopped.

Had a couple cigarettes this weekend. Florida was ready to evacuate the entire state. Dorian stopped. Nah, I don't want to go to Florida. I'll make a little bit of a turn. Turned a little bit. Now he's got the entire East Coast evacuating. And he's practically come to a complete stop again.

Where am I going to go? What am I going to do? I don't know. You know what? And I'm tired of having to use all this energy to be this strong. You know how much energy it takes for me to become a category five and a category four hurricane? I got a... I'm going to slow down to about a...

two today. Just kind of hang out here off the off the east coast of Florida. I'll wobble up north a little ways. But I haven't quite decided. I mean, now it looks like it's going to completely just skirt all the way up the coast. And of course, they all want to go back out

into the Atlantic and curve right because of that's what they do. That's their hurricane movement. They want to do what? They all want to shoot up and back out right again, back out into the Atlantic. I get offended by that. I don't know why.

That's whatever. I can't help you're offended of us, but I'm telling you that's, what they all want to do. And because, you know, the way the jet stream works, and I could give you the entire meteorological degree if you'd like, but just know they all want to shoot back right. Out back into the Atlantic is what they want to do. But it looks like now that Dorian might not even, I mean, some of the winds as he puts out his cigarette and decides to go north, he's going to go north and head back out of the Atlantic a little bit. So he'll just kind of cruise up the coast without even, you know,

He'll push a little bit of water along the coast. Won't even do much damage. So we'll see. We'll see. Now he could stop again. Light up another smoke. Decide, you know what?

Georgia's pissing me off right now. I just slam me to Georgia. And, you know, a lot of people that don't like Georgia would be okay with that. Amen. Now there's a, you know, last week, it was last week or the week before when, Our president, don't play your political stuff. I'm just talking about where he was getting hammered for talking about

nuking the hurricanes, which he denies, by the way. Two weeks ago. But, yeah, okay, a couple weeks ago, yeah. Which he denies, by the way. But if you live in Florida or, you know, he has a place there, do spend any time in Florida, you spent time. The president has a place in Florida? He's got a place down there.

I don't know that. Yeah, it's a little weekend dump. And he goes to. Wow. Does he like to go there a lot? He goes there from time to time. Huh. Is he from Florida? It's such a dump, but he has people come by all the time and stay there.

You know, whatever. But is. Is he from Florida? Well, no, but he is kind of, he probably tell you that I feel like I'm, I feel like I am now. I'm wherever I'm from wherever I need to be to get votes is what he'd tell you. Oh, wait. Anyway, the, it's almost too political. Anyway, the, so if you're from Florida or lived in Florida any amount of time,

You've discussed ways, whether it's over lunch, over breakfast, on the air, ways to stop hurricanes. Don't shake your head. I don't know what your people did in Florida, but the people who are actually real people in Florida do talk about that. Yeah, you heard me. Real people. Just like we heard from a man here in Florida who, you know, people were making fun of. of them this weekend, but he's just throwing ideas out there. Sometimes you just got to throw ideas out there. See how they haven't come up with some kind of way to combat these storms yet. They keep saying

two days ago, three days ago, oh, it's said this, but it's going to hit all this warm weather, all this warm weather and warm water. We have a Navy. Why don't the Navy come and drop ice in the warm water so it's that it can't get going as fast as it's going? it's got to be ways to combat this instead of just pointing at the thing and say, well, now it's getting worse. Yeah, we know it's getting worse, but you tell us, oh, it's the warm weather,

oh, it's the wind. Well, we have an Air Force. Try some Air Force planes around to get the winds going the opposite way. The Navy are going circles. Fight it the other way. Now, that's kind of funny. I mean, the ice I get,

the circle of the airplay is backwards. I mean... Have we tried it? Stop? Have we tried it? Have we sent five B2 planes? We have tried. Superman did fly backwards around the earth.

Thank you. To bring time back, right? Yeah, he did, you know. But so can we get two B2 aircraft, you know, aligned and have them go the opposite way while like a toilet? I understand what he meant. Could go the other way. Thank you. I think this could work.

I understand exactly what he meant on. It's better than nooking. It's better than nooking. I don't think so. You have nuclear waste and then you have zombies coming. No, you don't. A tactical nuke is just enough to go in there and blow it apart and move on with your life. You breathe that much radiation every day.

Not everybody's. Walking by a hospital. How many times are you walking by a hospital a day? Walk by a hospital. You get that radiation from the x-ray people every day. How many times are you walking by a hospital? Nobody's walking by hospital that many. You just, you walk by.

Absolutely not. Not even close. You just walk by. You're there. People do it every day. So as you know, we have the CTF hotline. [phone], powered by Patriot Mobile. And we received a voicemail on our CTF hotline with a storm update.

And we've only gotten one. I hope our man is okay. He left this voicemail. Hi, Jeff. Hello, Chris. This is Robert, the musician in Tampa, Florida. I bet you a few times on your hair, Jeff. I do.

I love it. I'm just calling to give you a little briefing on the madness that has ensued here. Thank you. For in line for gasoline and water is flying off the shelves like water would. Anyway, I'll probably give you a call as the storm gets closer and breaks down. I'll actually call you and let you hear the Gale Force winds in person. Okay. We miss you here and love you guys.

Love the show. See you. I miss being in Florida too. I miss being in Tampa Bay too. Robert, thank you. Appreciate the kind of words. However, that's the only call we got. Now, maybe the howling winds just didn't happen in Tampa Bay over the weekend.

So we do have a lot of voicemails I have to go through. I'm checking his phone number. It's a Tampa phone number from the ones I have not gone through. Yeah, he's not there. He's not there. So can we send a chew-in-the-fat? I hope it's okay. You know, a CTF team update.

I don't know. A distraction team. A wellness update? Yeah. Because so far. I mean, I'm sure he's fine. Look, what happened was, is the wind started to howl. Water started to jump off the shelf like water does.

And then, you know, Dorian decided to stop and have a smoke. And just hung out off the East Coast, smoking cigarettes all weekend, doing nothing, just except battering the Bahamas. I mean, that was just fun. but he couldn't decide where to go and he was just off the coast smoking and now he's happy he's got the entire East Coast

ready to evacuate and he's saying nothing has happening except the people in the Bahamas are being hammered and losing everything that they have and so you'll

when you see that footage it's pretty amazing and see that's what happens with hurricanes I don't know if you know that but like they they come by and they bash you

and you get water and they bash you. Then you get the eye over you and you think, oh, it's so nice out. What could go wrong? And then it's... And then here comes the backside. And amazingly, all that water that went away...

Comes back. Comes back. And it continues to come back. That's where people forget. Right? I mean, people forget that... I love hurricanes. I'll be fine.

The storm is gone now. It's so quiet. And the waters, it's only like two feet now. It's fine. But wait. The water is now three feet, four feet, five feet. 10 feet, 20 feet, it kept rising. And right, we hear it all the time from people

who tried to ride it out. It just kept rising and rising. We saw pictures. There was pictures online this weekend of people. Finally, their entire family is in their attic. Because, I mean, that's all, where else you go? The roof. Where else do you go?

The roof. Right? Yeah. I mean, that's, that you just get blown away. Did you get sidetracked? What do you mean? You looked over there and you kind of looked like confused. I got a phone call coming in.

I need to answer. Is that the CTF hotline? I need to answer. No, but I need to answer it anyway. Okay, so commercial break? Play some music. I mean, how long are you going to play the music? It just went on and on and on and on and on.

It just played for like two seconds. Oh my gosh. I mean, I just picked up the phone for a second. I said play some music. That's it. I did some paperwork. You took forever. All right, so the big news is that, you know,

Jeffrey Epstein's model scouting pal has now disappeared without a trace. Let me ask you a question. I know that it's fun to think about, you know, this, his pal, Jean-Lucre-Bronel. But wasn't it Grisham? No, well. Chisholm? No.

We'll get to Jislane. Maxwell. Just-lane Maxwell. But this is his, you don't get reached Jeffrey Epstein level without, with just one. Oh, okay. So Jean-Luc was, he was spotted, according to this story, scouting. for models in Uruguay before Epstein's arrest.

Oh no. However, however, and good for him. What a gig. I mean, that's a horrible gig. What am I saying? It would be terrible to travel the world looking for hot models. So, now, the French authorities

wanted to talk to Jean-Luc over his ties to Epstein. Now, if you are, Jislein, if you are Jean-Luc, and Jeffrey gets arrested and then commits suicide by accident. Do you just hang out? Hey, I'm over here.

You guys want to talk to me? I'm over here. No? No? Wait, you don't? No. No. Maybe that's why I'm not a good criminal.

So apparently. I'm like, hey, I'm right here. Right. No, yeah, no. You guys want to talk to me? My name is John Luke. And I did all this model. scouting for Jeffrey Epstein.

Would you like to talk to me? Here's my bank account and my social media and my email address. Yeah, everything's fine. Everything's fine. No, you don't do that. You don't do that. Especially if you're Jean-Luc. You don't do that.

Because apparently, you know, it's possible. Uh-oh. Possible. Conspiracy theory. I smell. Possible. Jean-Luc was not doing everything on the up and up. No?

It's possible. It's possible. However, What I find interesting is that we've got this big deal about he's now a ghost. No trace. They've been looking all over the world for a man. Have they? Have they?

That's what they said. Hey, go look at the Bahamas. That's what they said. You're going to the other way in France. Did you find him? No, he's a ghost. He's a ghost. No address.

That's good. No internet accounts. Oh, come on. No social media. Hello. According to the French police, uncontactable. Now I will go with you I like the idea of

Yeah we looked Yeah no no no Hey go look in the corner in France You know he liked to hang out at that bar Is he there? No all right Go to Udoge Is there a specific

Twitter account at Jean-Luc No No social media Can you check email So go at John Luke at Gmail.com John Luke at Yahoo.com John Luke at AOL.O.L.com

At JL Brunel At gmail.com No? Okay. We can't find him. So he has no ghost. He's a ghost. He's a ghost.

I don't know. May shake Brazil? So I have a feeling that, you know, it's not because the Clintons got rid of Jean-Luc. I think you know, it's possible. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did the Clintons get to you? Oh my gosh. How much are they paying you, Jeff Fisher?

What are you pushing now? Now they're pushing the big story about, you know, they went through. his mansion in Florida and they found topless paintings and pictures of Gis Lane. She was with him for how many years?

Are those for sale? I hope so. I'll buy a couple. I'll buy a couple. I know. She's on the beach. Some of these ones that look like they could be worthy.

Are they fully naked? Or are they just top? Oh, yes, I'm buying. I'll pull my bit. I mean, she was several photographs, some of which include nudity and a sketch

appearing to show Jeffrey Epstein's then girlfriend among the items, yeah. Oh, so she was doing the whole Titanic, like Paint me, Jack. Like one of your models from France. Paint me. Right.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like that. I'm flying, Jack. Yeah, shut up. Jizz. But she is nowhere to be found either. Well, didn't we see her in the Hamptons? Well, there's reports of that.

Yeah, we saw her. Then there's also reports that she was in L.A. and some fast food joint. Oh, this was the doubles. This was the body doubles. So, I think so too. I think she's, you know, I looked, I look, I went outside here.

Oh, you did? Did she see her? I didn't see her. Do you go to the other side? I emailed g Maxwell at gmail.com, nothing. Nothing. You check social media. I did.

I tried to tweet at Gis Lane. Uh-huh. So she's a ghost. Oh, she's a ghost too. She's a ghost. Can't find her. Huh. I don't know what happened to her.

Uh, so, I mean, it's possible. Clintons. Now you're against the Clintons. But the Clintons, of course, would not have anything to do with anything like this. Ever. It's silly to... You know, in fact, I'm getting tired of hearing

the little Clint jokes that they had something to do with this. The whole Jeffrey Epstein with the whole Jean-Luc disappearance, the Gisland disappearance. Jeffrey Fisdine did have a painting of Bill Clinton in a blue dress at the White House. I was sick and tired of people.

badmouting the Clintons. Are you? How much are they paying you? Wait, is that a gun behind you? Now, there's a couple stories here that this is not an advertisement for real estate agents I trust. It is not an advertisement for them. However, it really is an advertisement for real estate agents I trust.com because this is amazing. First, we have a realtor in a, uh,

in Nashville who posts a picture. He's trying to sell a house. He posts a picture up on their website. When you go to look at houses, rent and buy them, everybody posts their pictures, square footage, and pictures of the house and rooms and stuff. I think I read this story and I like it. So he posts pictures of him having sex with this girl in a bedroom

in the post about this house. Yep. And we know I received at Twitter, and I'm trying to remember if I deleted Twitter. One of our listeners knows the guy. Oh, nice. Realtor of Miguel Calvo. Yes. He could have given us some insight.

Oh, we got to talk to Miguel. You want to talk to Miguel or our listener? We talk to both. Okay. Okay. Miguel's probably not going to talk. Miguel's like, I screwed up. I would be interested to know, like, the picture is him with, it's him facing the camera.

So he's posing. Yeah. She is on the bed facing away from the camera. Both appear to be naked. Our listener said he has the unblurred photo if we want to see it. Okay. The answer is always yes to that. He must have screenshot at it when he first saw it.

I am in love with our listeners. Did I have I mentioned that lately? Because if I haven't, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. He knows who he is. I love you. You know, he told me not to mention him at all. Okay. So we're not gonna mention him.

No, we don't know. But he goes. You mean her? We're not gonna mention her at all. No, it's a it. It's a it. He she or they or they them. Actually.

Yeah, they them. I like that. They them said I have top of fat pile new for you. Don't mention me. Absolutely. They, they. I know this guy. I have the umblurbed photo if you like. I also sent it to Jeffie's Facebook. Wait. Wait, what? Yeah. So. Why am I, why did I not see that? I apologize from the bottom of my heart. Yeah, you could always contact us through there or through, you know. Yes, and I promise you, I am. Jeffrey, you surely on top of those. Yes, I am. I am. Oh, here it is.

He's seen you the photo? From they them. Did they them? From they them? Yeah, they them. Yeah, I friended him on Facebook. Okay. Did he send you the umbler photo?

I think he did. Oh. Hold on. Oh, yes. Hello. Hold on. Let me sure you're not on the number. No.

Oh. Shoot. They them. What are you doing? They them. Send us a photo. Now you let me down. Oh, I got the photo.

He just replied. He just replied back. all right, Jackie, I'm going to take a picture of this and then I'm going to text it to you because we're kind of far away. And this is happening live right now. I just want you to know that this guy and how this happens, this is just dumbed people, right?

I mean, this guy is a real estate agent, not a part of real estate agents I trust.com. Well, I hope so. And, you know, he posts a picture of him having something done to him from his girlfriend. I don't know if he's married,

if this is his wife. You know, I don't know. I don't know. We don't know if it's, we don't know any of it. So maybe we can ask, ask, they then.

What do you want me to ask them? If this is, if this is his wife, or did he get busted with, with another, with another real estate agent that he trusts? Shake your tax.

Oh, it just came through. I felt it alert. Oh, no, that was for my wife. Never mind. Did I send it to the right, Jeffie? Crap! Oh, yeah, this is it to you. My wife would get it and go, yes.

It's not me. Or is it? Oh, is it? Oh, it could be, too. Look at that. Oh, Jeffy, don't do that. Don't do that. What do you mean?

You just put that picture in my head. That's not her? Sicko. I don't know what you're talking about. Right. I'm waiting for they, them, so you could. Yeah, we were asking they them if they, if, uh, it's a realtor. This is, this is wife or a side piece.

So I'm waiting for a confirmation. Thank you. While we're waiting on that, I'll talk about another couple of real estate agents who are definitely not a part of real estate agents I trust.com. Beverly Hills, a realtor and another man. have been charged with burglarizing celebrity homes and other residences for the past couple years. Now, that's an old, an old crime, right? I mean, you're just hot.

People are trying to sell their house. They leave their furniture there. You come in, you take what you want, you leave. I mean, who hasn't been doing that for years? You don't need to have the real estate agent license for that. You just know, hey, that house is for sale. There's their stuff in it? Yeah, okay, I'm taking it.

Now apparently, both men are from Beverly Hills charged with 32 counts. Money laundering. 12 counts of first degree residential burglary. Two counts of first degree residential burglary with a person present. Wait, two counts of first degree residential burglary with a person present.

Two counts of identity theft. One count of conspiracy to commit burglary. One count of conspiracy to commit money laundering. Wow. The charges include an allegation of taking more than $500,000 through fraud and embezzlement. These guys been doing a good business stealing stuff from houses for sale. So from December 2016 through August of 2018, not even a full two years.

The real estate agent allegedly encouraged the other guy to steal luggage. injury items from 14 homes, sell them, and use the proceeds to make payments on the credit card. Nice. So he was using his credit card just to buy big stuff and paying it off with the money he got from selling the stuff he stole. Like that. Victims were Usher, the musician Adam Lambert, Paul Adora Kemsley, and former professional

football player, Sean Phillips. Nice. Well, you're not living in Beverly Hills. unless you've got a little cash anyway. Possible maximum sentence of 31 years. Wow. Was it worth 31 years for that? I don't know.

Open houses at Beverly Hills, West Hollywood, Brentwood, and Hollywood Hills of the White Collar Crime Division. They're not going to get 38 years for white collar crime. They stole a couple of couches. Big deal. So they, them, has gotten back to us

and Dave M says I don't know if he's married so we don't know who the chick is but he actually puts a serious question for me and you to answer and he goes and Dave M goes if this were you

would your wife be more mad at it if it was her on the photo or someone else on the photo oh someone else That's what I said. I replied like, my wife would be mad that is someone else. Oh, yeah. Because he would, this has got to be someone else, right?

Because if it was the wife, if there is a wife, he would, he could have gotten out of it. Yes, exactly. It was something that me and my wife did. I'm sorry. We were actually thinking about buying this house ourselves and we wanted to test it out. One thing led to another. you know. You only know,

the only way to test the real house is to do it. Next thing, you know. Go shower and then, you know, make yourself a sandwich. You know, and then,

believe me when I tell you that if this isn't the wife, the wife in the photo next to the bed, is her pair of flip flops. And when I tell you that his wife, if there is one, she knows whose flip flops those are. Absolutely. Because if I do this person,

I would know who that, I would know, oh, Those are, those are they. That was flip flops. Yeah, that's Missy. She's always at the office with those flip flops. Yes.

Yeah, you're right. So you know who that is. You're absolutely right. Dave Em also comes back and says, I really don't know that person, but I've had house closings with him. Oh, nice. So this is they them's way of saying,

I didn't ever have anything to do with them with any of that kind of going on. Did you take the picture? Right. Once you got the GoPro set up, somebody had to take the picture, right? That's a good point, too. Who's taking the picture?

Because that picture, hold on, I got to open it up again now. The unblurred one? Gosh darn it. I hate having to open it again. You're going to make it open it again. I am going to make it open it again. Zoom in.

Okay, so. Evaluate the entire picture. Oh, no, that's him. Never mind. He's taking the picture from the mirror. Right? So it isn't the GoPro from, they, them. Okay, never mind.

You're off the hook, they, them. You know, she. She's so mad right now because she did not, she's busy in the picture. So she didn't realize that he was snapping photos in the mirror. She is, how does this dummy post this on a house website? What do you tell her? What do you tell her? What do you tell?

You're right. People know who she is because of her sandals. Oh, yeah. Okay. And maybe some other part. Yes, yes. you are her. Like this part here,

let me open it up again. I don't want to open it up again. No, it's fine, it's fine. But you are her, right? What do you do? Do you quit? If it's a co-worker. If it's a co-worker.

What do you do, do you quit? Because we all know, Jeff Fisher. We don't know why everybody was here when it comes to shoes. If there's a bad picture out there, oh, that was Chris Cruz. Oh, that was Pat Gray.

Oh, that was Keith Malenac. Yeah. You know, so do you quit or do you act like nothing happened? I mean, I just wanted to raise, right? That's all she said. That's what she said. I just wanted to raise. I was just, you know, we've been seeing each other for, he's got to be married because

he wouldn't be, right? This is where you have an affair, right? Yeah, it makes sense. And this goes to the conversation we had last week. Right. The affair, you know, this is the perfect example of when you have the affair. You both are doing the open house. and you're getting the cookies ready

while the cookies are baking while the cookies are baking you're upstairs testing out the room the bed is all messed up up and by the way I want to say $137 for a square footage it is not bad of a price you know we're all talking about what's in the picture

but let's talk about that the house, let's talk about the house itself $137 $137 for square footage on a 3-2-7-1-17-1-17 zip code, that is great. That is a great price for that zip

code. I just want to put that on the record. That is great. So yes, I played the lottery this weekend. I mean, I was, I had the feeling like this was it. You know, when you have that, I drove by the gas station that sells the lotto

tickets, sells the powerball and the mega. And I was just like, felt like I got to pull in. I got to pull in and play. And it's a good thing I did too because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to spend that $6 on anything else because I, of course, didn't win. But I had $10. I had a $10 bill.

So I figure, all right, you know, each while play the Powerball, three bucks, the Mega $3. The Powerball was worth like, I don't know, $60 or $70 million, which, you know, I would have been okay with. and then the mega was $140 million, something like that, which I would have been better with. And then I figured, okay, I'll play a couple of scratchoffs. Now, first of all, it's not the dollar scratch-offs anymore.

I don't know if you know that, but, I mean, there's, you're lucky to get a $2 scratch-off. I mean, now they're like the $5 scratch-offs and the $10 scratch-offs. So I get a $3 and a $1. I didn't win anything on the $1. At least I don't think I did. I didn't throw it away yet. I'm going to take it in and have them check because, who knows,

I might have won something. And on the $3 one, I think the most I can win is $5,000. And I'm pretty sure I won the $5,000. Because you have to scrape off all these numbers on one side, and then you've got to scrape off all the numbers, the matching numbers around the squares. And if you encircle one square, then you win. And I either won $5,000 or $3.

I'll take it in and they'll tell me which one I won. So I'm like, you know, I'm up three bucks. I'm not down seven because I spent the seven on the total. I'm up three of the lottery. But I started just, you know, a lot of times you ever play the same numbers over and over again? Like my wife has a set of numbers that she plays all the time whenever, you know, she'll play the quick pick when I tell her to get the quick pick, but she has a set of numbers that she plays. And I had a set of numbers I played for a long time.

What were they? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I don't think that's it. They never hit. But, and like with the cash threes and the play fours of the dailies, you know, I love playing those. I love those. You got to box them.

You got to play them, you got to box them because you got more ways to win. One, two, nine box. I gave you one. I gave you a cash three to play for you today. One, two, nine box. And that hits often. man if you want to play them straight you get it's worth more money but uh you know the box gives you more opportunity to win just less money on the end but this the story of a canadian guy who's

been playing the same set of numbers for 30 years 30 years he's been playing the same set of numbers he finally hit 60 million and he's like do it would hit one day well yeah so do i i know my numbers are going to hit one day too but they haven't 60 million though with his family numbers that he finally hit he's been playing for you know 30 years and he he finally hits it and he gave us numbers two three four eight nine 20 30 and those that's a strange set of numbers and he finally hits for 60 million now it talks about he doesn't he was uh he wanted to make sure that we're all ready and prepared for those changes so 10 months later he's finally prepared to accept the life changing jackpot

You get more time in Canada to pick up the jackpot? I mean, 10 months is an awful long time. Listen, I'm patting this guy on the back for wanting to get all his ducks in a row and getting everything ready to go for the winning money and be prepared. And, you know, Aunt Millie, this is what you get. And little Joey gets this and that's it. Don't come back to me anymore. But 10 months.

I mean, that's a long time. I guess maybe he went and picked it up and put it all. in a trust fund and then said we're not doing anything until we get all our ducks in a row and we figure out what we're going to do with it and then we'll move on so it took them 10 months to figure out i i'm pretty sure this is just a side note from me that if i won only 60 million and the cash payout for that is what 30 60 million cash payout you're lucky to get 30 million cash payout, right? So you figure in only maybe 20, let's just say 30 and you're not going to get 30 cash payout. Let's just say it's 30. If I were to win only $30 million, only, I could figure

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use and improvements on low holiness and depression. They find that students who limited their daily use of Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat to 10 minutes. So that's... Oh, do you pick and choose in what you're looking at? Experience significant declines in depressive symptoms.

Wow. I mean, the title of the study is no-mo-fomo. I'm sorry? Ha-ha-ha. No more fomo. Can you spell fomo? F-O-M-O. Thank you.

Capital letters. I figure that. Limiting social media decreases loneliness and depression. Now they observed 143 undergraduate students for three weeks. I don't know that that is... I mean, this is getting study money and saying, yep, we've got to create something on the end, so they did. So they split the students into two groups. One continued to use social media as normal, and the other was limited to using each

social service 10 minutes a day. So there's 30 minutes. They got 30 minutes fix-in of social media, just 10 on each app. They sent researchers, their experiments to document. They found that the group that limited it's used to social media, significant

declines in depressive symptoms. Not comparing my life to the lives of others had much stronger impact than I expected. And I felt more positive about myself during those weeks. Did you? Did you? Here's an idea

When you Look at social media Don't compare yourself to that It's just a thought Just a thought Although it's tough That's really hard Because you see

You know You see somebody You know In a nice house And a bed That's got Pretty girl On the bed with them

Yeah And Hey is that my realtor You think Hey is it Is that Miguel Miguel? What are you doing?

That's not Suzanne. That's the life I want to live. That's not Suzanne. Who can live like that? Not everyone. Yeah. Everyone can't live a life like that. So I can understand.

I know one in this room have lived that life. I'm sorry. And it ain't me. I'm sorry. Huh? Did you miss it? Do you have phones going out? Yeah, there's something wrong with the...

Just listen to the podcast again. Just listen to the podcast again. The two of the fat podcast? Yes, listen to that. I'm subscribed to that. Oh, you do? So you can go back to like a... Every day at my phone, I get an alert.

And I say, oh, my gosh, the new chewing the fat is up. What? I know. So, you know, when I want to, I listen. I go, oh, hey, especially like today on Monday, I get two. It's Tuesday. Well, the first day of the week, the first business day of the week, I get two. Boop boop.

Because I do a special talking series, and this is talking fear. Boo. Boo. Why are you booing that? Huh? Oh. I'm watching a sports game. and he did a really sucky job

and forgot to turn off my mic. I'm sorry. Are you booing fear? Boo! Are you booing the show? Are you booing the show? Or are you booing the podcast? Are you booing? I'm booing the guy that did a bad catch

on the sports clip that I'm watching. Speaking of giving up applications on the internet, the Weight Watchers has released a controversial weight loss app. And I don't see where it's controversial, but people are all wound up about it. It's for children. That's for fat kids. And maybe that's why they're wound up about it

because they don't like to, they don't want their kids to be called the fat shame. Right. They came under fire because they have a new app that they want, what's Weight Watchers? Isn't that, is it still that girl? It's WDW.

But it's just Oprah? Yeah, Oprah. Well, Oprah Pay bought a big chunk of them. Yeah. She's still in love with them. Now, they describe it. as a scientific proven behavior change program designed to help kids and teens in ages 8 to 17. Okay, they want to reach a healthier weight.

Good for them. Parents are firing back saying the app encourages young people to develop eating disorders early on. No. Here's the thing, sweetheart, when you're fat, people don't like you. And we're trying to help those kids. When you're fat, it's a proven fact that people do not like you. or we'll go out on a date with you and they'll go out of pity

because they're like look at this fat boy or fat girl maybe I'll just give him a little bit you mean the dates I went on or pity dates pity dates? I had pity dates I had pity dates yeah yeah pity dates

those bastards wait watchers shaming people like that with their with their controversial app I need to sign the change dot org I need to change we need to stop them right now. This is, they're out of control,

man. No more, no more pity dates for fat people. No more. Download and subscribe to more content. I'm so angry right now. At theblease.com slash podcasts.

All right. Let's talk a little football just for a second as we wrap. Boo! Boos! We have another talking series is going to be talking football. This weekend was tough.

Man, I filled in for Pat on Friday because, you know, the BYUu game on Thursday night. So is that a thing? Is that a thing? Hold on, hold on, before you go for it, is that a thing? What thing?

Pat doesn't show up when BYU loses? No, the thing was is that they played a late Thursday night game. Oh, and he stood up. Yeah, he's not going to come in late. Yeah, he's not going to come in doing my job that I get paid for. Is that what I'm getting at? He gets a day off too. Mr.

Mr. he doesn't get a day off. Is that what you think? No, all I'm saying is, you know, I don't know. It's called TiVo and whatever you may. Is it called TiVo? Yes, it's called TiVo. Yes, it is a thing. TiVo.

There's a thing. The only one's saying it because... The TiVo still exists. Yes, Jeff Fish. I just said it because over the weekend I had to use TiVo. So, okay.

It's called TiVo. Okay, okay, I believe you. You record whatever you miss. I use a DVR. It's called. See, but that's a problem with y'all. Y'all using the technical term. Oh, DVR.

It's a TiVo. It's always been TiVo. But you all just are... It's like me saying, I mean, I'm going to use a computer. I'm going to use a Samsung. It's always been TiVo. I disagree with that.

It's always been TiVo. When you watch TV, you say, I'm going to go do Samsung. I'm going to do LG right now. No. Say TiVo, because that's what are you doing. You TiVo and things. Golly. Anyways, my point is he couldn't TiVoy and then, you know, in the morning.

Play catch up? no not in a sports game like that no you can't know that no that can't happen so anyway then then uh saturday i had uh you know the missouri tigers game and they traveled up to laramie and wyoming and it was for sure win there was no way we're going up to wyoming and losing that game except we did and it was tough to take tough to take i had went up the first quarter what's so funny I'm Googling TiVo. And the first Google, it doesn't exist anymore.

No. You Google it and it's like out of fill at the bottom. It says people have also asked what is Tebow and how does it work? Is Tebow still a thing? And this is my favorite one. Is Tebow slang for pregnant? Is it? Is Tebow?

is TiVo. Is that a social media thing? Timo slank for pregnant? Oh, she's TiVo. And then for example, for example, I just got TiVo. Yeah. And then the person, what is TiVo? And then go, is TiVo slam for pregnant?

I swear a long time ago, but I can't remember what TV show it was. But according to them, that's what they thought that TiVo was slant for. for pregnant. Okay, here's the deal. When you're watching television at any age or any time, day or night, and you've gotten

so high from the marijuana that you've smoked, you cannot count on anything that's said on television as facts. Okay? So crazy. I just been sitting here all night, man.

Tevo, man. Oh, man. I can't believe. I got nothing better to do. My wife is TiV. vote. I hope my daughter gets home early enough so she doesn't get T-vode.

Are you kidding me? Stop it. It wouldn't surprise me that some kind of social media slang though. That would be kind of cool, yeah. You didn't start that. Yeah. And it got me off talking to football, too.

This is a good point because it was so disappointing. I lost Missouri went up 14 to nothing. 14 of nothing. First quarter. What does that mean? That means that they were in the lead. And they were just going to finish it off. Okay.

And I had something to do. because we had the new washer being delivered to the house. How was that? Sunday. Yeah, how was that? Can we skip to sports? No. So I had to get,

I had to create, you know, create a path in the garage for them to be able to get the washer in. Wait, the front door wasn't working? Yeah, no way you can't bring the washer in through the front door. Wait.

The front door wasn't working? I'm not bringing the washer in through the front door. Why not? Because that workers don't come in through the front door. You racist. No, it doesn't do with race. I don't care what race you are. you're a delivery person, you're not coming in through the front door.

Exactly. You deliverest, this stick. Yes. Whatever the case is. That's better. Elitist. Help goes through the back. The help does not go through the front door.

That's how my grandfather-in-laws that have two entrances, the help at the end. Correct. The help doesn't get the main gate that says, Thank you. Simpson and gold-plated. Delivery people. Service people. Other door.

Thank you. Yeah. Amen. So I go to take care of that. And I come back and my son says, Dad, it's 17 to 14, Wyoming. What does that mean? That means that now Missouri's losing.

Oh, that's the score. Okay. And I like, no, shut up. And then they had it losing the rest of the game. It's just a tough weekend. Tough, tough weekend. By the way, can I have a point of order here? A personal point of preference?

Yeah. You told people to text me and I do not like that. I had like 36 messages. It started because I wondered why you told me that they can't text. And I'm like what's wrong with your phone? Because I did not want them to text me. I thought something was wrong with your phone. No.

I thought you had like a TiVo phone or something. No, I didn't have a TiVo phone. But now I'm getting text messages left them right and this is annoying. This is very annoying. So I sent him in the video saying, stop texting me. Right, right. And then now I'm getting more tax after that. Yeah, stop.

Don't listen, you're going to make Chris Matt if you continue to text 214-7359-3-5-6. You're going to make a man, so stop texting them because it's the CTF hotline. It's for, it's for voicemail messages. Do you, are you going to play any of them today? I would play some, I guess which ones did I send you the ones? You said, I know. I gave you the numbers, but I wrote down what they. Oh, okay.

Hold on. I got to see what they actually referenced. That was a hurricane update. Yeah, which wasn't an update. No, it wasn't because we think he drowned. So we got, what's the same guy? Just give me a number and I play it. 110.

110. Hey, good afternoon, Jeff, Scott, from Virginia Beach again. Hey, Scott. I just want to say that I'm going to do all my chores, kind of, you know, do them half. Can't say the word probably, but, you know, I'm not going to do a complete. Thank you, Scott. I appreciate it for not saying that. Half ass.

No, Scott can't say that. so you can't. Oh, okay. I thought we just got it. He couldn't say it. Okay. Earl, house cleaning. That way I can prepare her

for the disappointment she's going to get. See, now that's thinking. That is thinking. That's thinking. And that's going back to the hashtag shore play that we put on social media last week.

That is thinking, yes. Because you want to, you know, and the problem with that is, though, they see there's some females that think that way, too, so you've got to be careful. So they will do a half-ass of job too? You got to be careful.

Because what happens as the females, the females realize that if they're meeting you at the house that you're trying to sell, you don't care about the dirty dishes. No, you do not. But at some point you're going to care about the dirty dishes. Yes, you are. It's too late, though. It's too late. You've already, you're way past that complaint, my friend. Once you let that go, you have to. So it's good thinking on your part. Keep it up. Yep. Keep it up. But. And, And you've started, we can go 108. One more.

We'll go 108 because we've got, I think this is somebody that's trying to make up to you. Hey, good afternoon, Jeff. This is Scott from Virginia Beach. Oh, yeah, Virginia Beach again, yeah. Scott again. Yeah, I was just wondering, like, is Chris Cruz, does he always bash places that he used to live?

Yes. Because I've heard him talk about Virginia Beach. They suck. And we don't appreciate it. Don't care. Thank you. Come to Taco Bell on Lenn Haven Park. So you got a whole stop right there for just say.

Is this a thing now? So, A, it's either a thing or he just threatened dude he's going to meet you. He did. He did. Well, I did hear this because I think this could be a thing. I think it is actually because somebody else, one of the other voicemails mentioned it as well. So I think... It wasn't that nasty Virginia Beach. No, no, no. No one goes to Virginia. And then, by the way, I know that

Lean Haven, because I went to that Lean Haven mall, that Living Haven is dirty as hell. You could smell pee on the freaking elevators. Why are you taking an elevator at a ball? There's nothing to have escalators? They do, but the elevator was right at the door. Am I going to walk all the way across to go to the escalator? That's a good point.

No, I'm going to go through, no wonder, it's close to you. And nobody was using it because it smelled like piss in the corner. So I would definitely meet you. But I think, I don't know, Jeff Fisher. I think this might be a thing. And I like it. Do you eat the vet meeting points? Yes.

And it always has to be a tackle bell. I like that. But I'm thinking here, because we've got a couple phone calls from San Antonio. Austin and Houston Let's try that first Is that a Texas startup? Yeah, let's do a Texas one first Before I start going, I don't know, to Virginia

For no reason. I'm okay with sending you to Virginia Beach. I know you're okay with sending you Virginia Beach. That's fine. I should just do that right now. And anyway, love your show, Laurel listener. Great, give you good reviews, subscribe,

and whatever the other thing is. and I enjoy watching you on your live stream on the TV. Thank you. He gets the stream? Yes. Oh, come on, man. Scott, Virginia Beach does, yeah. Well, just because it's Virginia Beach.

I was going to say, do we transmit to Virginia Beach? Because I thought the smell of the city will block the stream. Okay. Plus, I want to leave you with something that I'm going to beat Chris to the political music. Today marks five months until the Iowa caucuses. Yay! Just so you know. an anniversary. It's a good day. We only have five

more months of this bull crap with these dingleberries trying to tell us they want to be president of the United States. That's so much fun. I can't wait. It's going to be five months of yeah, it's going to be five months of that. Who's going to win?