Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 189 | Doggy Drag Show is Coming & Whataburger Mouse on the Fryer

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat with yours truly. Jeff Fisher, thank you so much for coming along for the ride. We've got something to look forward to, thankfully, in this life. It's always important to have things to look forward to coming up on September 14th in Silver City. That's Silver City, New Mexico. As part of their Pride Fest celebration, they're having a, doggy drag show. I cannot wait.

I don't know that I'm going to be able to be in Silver City during the doggy drag show, but I hope that it is streamed live. Or at least we get some Instagram photos from the Pride Fest Instagram page so that I can see the beauty of Doggy Drag Show. I remember talking about this when the news first broke that it was going to happen. But now, I mean, we have the doggy drag show to look forward to. We missed the world's longest cruise. I mean, I guess we could hop on and say we were in the last half, but it already left.

It left Lundon on the 31st of August. So the 930 guests in the 465 state rooms, for many of them paid $124,000 for this trip. It's booked as the all-time Guinness Book of Records's longest luxury cruise. Now, Guinness hasn't stamped this yet, but Viking is saying, hey, we've contacted Guinness and we've applied for it. So we're hoping to get it.

124 grand. You're traveling around the world. 59 countries, 113 ports. Not all of them. They're offering passengers a chance to, oh, see, now we can have the shorter segments. Nice, we can get on for the 119 day. 29 country.

Oh, I like that from L.A. to London. Very sweet. So you still have time to hop on. that. You can technically say you were part of the Guinness Records, but not so much. Now, they're going to be going to the Caribbean, South America, South Pacific, Australia, Asia, Mediterranean, along with the European stops, stopping in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Argentina, Tasmania, Ho Chiman City, Vietnam, and Hocheon City, Vietnam this time of year. gorgeous. Mumbai,

Egypt, Lux, I mean, come on. The ship's going to take you to Canada, Quebec City, Montreal. I mean, you are going around the world. I don't know if they're going to stop at the Bahamas. I'm guessing the Bahamas stop may be off.

I don't think we're going to stop there. Unless they're going to drop off some water and maybe stop to build a house or two, you're not stopping at the Bahamas because The Bahamas is wiped out Thanks to the hurricane No question

And it's already the hurricane We already told you yesterday It just hung out for a while And that was cruising up the coast Have a nice day It's doing a little bit of damage Along the coast But that's it

So you do get 22 port overnight stays And You get the one-of-a-kind infinity pool Retract pool with the retractable roof, the Nordic Spa, eight restaurants, 24-hour room service, king-sized beds, flat-screen TVs,

and heated floors. Most importantly, though, most importantly, the $124,000 passengers are going to receive business class airfares and also free Wi-Fi. So,

for the your hundred and 24,4,000, thousand on the world's longest cruise, you will get free Wi-Fi. That's sweet. Pretty sweet. Why wouldn't you want to spend $124,000 for that? That's amazing. 24-hour room service, though? I mean, that makes sense when we have the story about the servant class making the rounds

today, talks about the servant class that serves the rich, among the fastest growing. U.S. workforces. Duh serves the needs of the country's top 1%. When you go down this list, I don't think it's the country's top 1%. When you go down the

high demand for jobs that pamper, manicurous and pedicurus, massage therapist, marriage and family therapist, skin care specialists, animal caretakers, personal finance advisors,

fitness trainers, dietitians and nutritionists, and then the 7% under all jobs, which I'm not quite sure why we put that in the all-encompassing package. So, like the massage therapist and the manicures and pedicures, they're up over 100%

from the last 10 years, those jobs. Are those jobs really for the 1%? The manicurists and pedicuris? The top 1% of the 1%. aren't doing, there's, there's plenty of people that aren't part of the rich that are getting that done. There's plenty of people that are going to massage therapists that aren't part of the elite 1%. And trust me, when I tell you, there's plenty that aren't part of the 1% that are going to marriage and family therapists. Don't look at me. I'm just saying it's possible.

Animal caretakers, everyone that has animals has to use that. from time to time. Fitness trainers. I mean, if you join a gym, you get the, you know, the obligatory fitness trainer as part of the gym. At least that's what I'm told because right now I'm not a, I know this is going to come as a surprise, but right now I'm not a member of a gym. I know.

I know. So it's kind of weird. But there's still plenty of them out there, dietitians and nutritionists. I mean, those are all huge things that are. I don't think they're quite part of the elite 1%. Then when you look at the cities, there's the other list that I found fascinating today was the top 10 cities most visited around the world.

And I think, do I want to see these cities? Like the number one visited city in 2018, go ahead, take a guess. Take a guess with me. Number one. Bangkok, Thailand. 22, almost 23 million people. Wow. Number two.

Well, you know, let's go down to number 10, because number 10 is, we'll go from 10 to 2. I told you the number one already. I didn't start at the bottom and go to the number one. I told you number one right off the bad, I know. But Antila, Turkey, got 12.4 million international overnight. visitors. Tokyo, Japan, number nine. Istanbul, Turkey, two cities in Turkey, are in the top ten of the most visited cities in the

world in 2018. Wow. New York City coming in in the top ten, of course, but they're only seventh. They got like 13.6 million. And as long as our fine Mayor de Blasio continues to be the mayor there, that number may go down. I don't know. I'm not going to get too political. I don't want to hear the political cutoff music, but I'm just saying it's starting to become an issue. Number six, Kuala Lumpur. Number five, Singapore. Number four, with almost 16 million

international overnight visitors, Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates. Number three, London, England, with 19, a little over 19 million international overnight visitors. And number two, the most, visited cities in the world in 2018. We know Bangkok, Thailand is number one. Number two, Paris, France.

Wow. Paris is number two with the 19 point. They just beat out. London and Paris are almost equal in their standing. Paris beat out London by 0.01 in the rankings. Pretty amazing. Those are some interesting cities. You know, if you go down the list, how many of you been to?

I mean, I'd like to kind of go to Paris. Paris and London, yeah, Dubai, yeah. Singapore, I don't really care. Kuala Lumpur. See it in the movies. New York City, been there way too many times. Although I'm not an international overnight visitor, so I guess it doesn't count.

Istanbul and Antalaya, is it Antalaya Turkey? Whatever. You're not going to go there anyway. You're going to stop at Istanbul and go, maybe we'll go to Antalaya, Turkey. I think that's all you say it. And Tokyo, Japan, maybe you want to go to Tokyo, maybe, I guess, maybe. But, you know, my dad once said,

you live in the United States of America. There's plenty of beautiful places to see right here in the United States of America. Why bother going out? the country. I think I agree. So I talked yesterday about my scratch-off winnings. I haven't quite, I didn't take it in yesterday, so I'm not sure whether I won $5,000 or $3.

It's one or the other. But a couple in Michigan who won $500,000 on a scratch-off. That's a pretty good scratch-off. Half a million? That's not bad. Now, when they won it, they said that they were living paycheck-to-paycheck, a couple won it.

They were just getting ready to be evicted. They were so happy to win the $500,000. No kidding. I'm glad it helped them out. But now the Bay County couple, and there it's up the, you know, in the thumb where Flint, Saginaw, Bay City, Midland. Saginaw Bay City and Midland are the tri-cities.

Stephanie and Mitchell are now charged with home invasions. I guess they've been doing a string of recent burglaries. I guess you get used to not working after the 500,000 scratch-off a couple years ago. Then you realize, you know, we really don't want to hold down a job. And that 500 grand, we've got to burn through that quick. Bought us a couple of trucks, though, a couple of vans, got us some things that we can break into houses with.

So we figured we just go around Michigan, breaking into houses. New problem. But there is one problem is that they've now been arrested and they won't be able to do it anymore. Now, apparently, I know they made a big deal in the story, which I guess it's a big deal. But their deal is in the story they did these robberies in. No one was home at the time.

Oh, I guess that makes it better. They didn't have the guts to do it when somebody was there. No one was home at the time yesterday either when the realtors were stealing from the homes. It doesn't matter. He's still a criminal. He's still a criminal. And as long as we're on crime,

I love the story. I don't necessarily love it, but the headline kind of says it all. Triplett says he accidentally killed his brother while cooking. So two of the three are at a particular home in Georgia. and one brother, one of the brothers, knifed the other one. Now, he claims,

it was just an accident. We were cooking. I meant to turn to hug my brother. Oh, I had the knife at my hand, and darn it, I stabbed him. Now, I don't know how many times he stabbed him, but it had to be a heck of a stab to stab him accidentally while,

cooking and then that killed him. He's been charged with murder and possession of a knife during the commission of a crime. Are you kidding me? Come on. We have to tack that on? You know, you go to jail for life for murder. We're going to attack on another 10 because you were in possession of a knife during the commission of this crime. Yeah, I was in the possession of a knife because that's what made me, had me kill my brother,

with. Wasn't just some invisible thing. According to the police, though, the story doesn't quite doesn't quite match up. So I was going to be interesting to follow this story. We'll see what, we'll see what happens. But just be careful out there when you're cooking with family in the kitchen. You know, big holidays are coming up. Celebrations are coming up just around the corner. You're going to be in the kitchen. You're going to be wanting to give people hugs. You're going to be chopping up the potatoes, cutting up the onions, cutting up the food for dinner. Brother comes in. Oh, it's so good to see you.

Oh, no. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stab you in the heart while I was cooking. Really sad. Either way. Really sad. And I looked up the cameras aren't even here. Gosh, darn it.

They've been using them for some other show today. I told them it was okay. and I didn't realize I was going to be in here recording at the time. So now I've only got the one camera all the way back, and I'll wave to you back there. But I was going to play the video of the mouse running around the Waterburger in Texas. Now, I'm not a big fan of Waterburger. I know this is going to come a surprise.

I've eaten there. And don't have all you little Dingleberry Texas people in the other room, getting all your shoulders all jacked up. What? You don't like Waterburger? No, I do not. There's plenty of other fast food places far superior to Waterberger. I know it's a Texas thing.

I know it's a special everybody in Texas, you know, it's all a special thing. It's a great little thing. And it's just, you know, all part of Texas, which is why the company is selling or sold to another company outside of Texas. But that, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. That's still a Texas thing. They are all about Texas.

They're still going to have that Texas pride, even though we're going to take the money from out of state because we want to sell and, you know, out of this place. But it's fine. And the food that I've had at Waterburger is not that good. You know, and if they want to become a sponsor of chewing the fat,

I love Waterburger. I mean, this is the, we're broadcasting from the Waterburger Studios, if they're a sponsor. I'll tell you that right now. And I think this video that I wanted to show you is a hoax, but it's not really a hoax. So there's a little mouse.

It's not even a giant rat. It's just a little mouse. running around on the of the food preparation table behind the counter that's one guy's ordered his food and he's like oh oh they're trying to chase the mouse around

so one lady who I think is a customer she doesn't even work there she comes back behind the counter puts the rubber gloves on because she's going to show how to catch the mouse apparently the employees don't want they don't want anything to do with it they're just oh look at that look at that look at that you work there

do your freaking job get rid of the mouse and clean this place up but no they're just standing there so this one girl comes back behind the counter and she's going to be nice to be miss waterburger badass with a rubber gloves on I'll show you how to catch this little mouse and she starts moving some of the preparation food buckets or the mouse starts freaking out

poops into the deep friar everybody's oh no get them out of there I'm thinking don't get them out of there just empty the deep fryer you're good the one guy walks up and he's got the he's got the deep fryer cage that drops down into the grease and he's going to try to get the mouse out of there what are you doing you idiot just empty the grease you've got him he's dead but you still kind of see he's not 100% dead as you can kind of check out on the phone video you just kind of see a little bit of splash is still going on so i wish you

would have went behind the counter and just we could have got the entire mouse death in the deep friar But the one Waterburger employee, I'm giving the refunds to everybody that has food or has an order. If you've already paid, you've got refunds. I need your receipt, though, because I'm an idiot and can't remember who paid me already up here at the Waterburger counter. But I'm going to give receipts. And the guy filming says, I want my money back.

And the lady starts giving him a hard time, and he just turns his cab and goes, there's my food and my receipt. I want my refund. You ain't lying. time to shut that place down, man. And I'm sure that it's not at every water burger. Absolutely.

Absolutely. And we've talked at length on this podcast about the fine line between restaurants and the preparation of food and the food that you get from restaurants. So at the time that you know that there's a mouse, it's time to shut it down and clean everything off and hose it down and take care of everything. But if you haven't seen the mouse, I don't want to know about it. I mean, I know that there's mouses and micees and rats and everything running around all kinds of restaurants.

I worked at one store, one time, and I worked at a grocery store in Florida. I don't know if I told you this before. But in the front of the parking lot was a restaurant. And we were remodeling the grocery store at the time, which means we were enlarging the parking lot. And so when they knocked down the restaurant in the front of the parking lot, our store was inundated with rats after we knocked that restaurant down. It was amazing

how many rats came and they had to have come from that restaurant because there was only a couple of the store at the time. There was like a couple rats running around. But I mean they were like, unless the restaurant knocked down, that's the only place they could live was the girl.

I used to let the guys that work for me after they were to go in the back room and just bring in their BB guns and shoot at the rat. you'd be real quiet and you'd open up that back room, pooh! And you'd hear rats running up the fence. That's a fine grocery store.

Fine, fine grocery store. And yes, I have more rat stories from the store, but I'm not going to tell you. Just know that, I mean, it was bad. It was really bad. And now I'm not going to tell you any more stories. I'm going to move on to the even worse story. a new Chinese study with Chinese scientists

are telling us that human feces may cure depression. Now, I don't know if they mean I have to smell it. I don't know if they mean I have to eat it. It's actually they want you to eat it. The professor at the School of Medicine in Nanjing discovered that during an experiment that mice without,

depression have different intestinal flores than the depressed mice. So the team collected the feces from the mice without depressing and gave it to the depressed mice. Everything was fine. The depressed mice weren't depressed anymore. So, yay! Here, I've got a feeling that if you're asking me to inject. Just feces.

Doesn't that make you depressed? It's not curing depression. That's just making you worse. Man, I got to eat poop to not be depressed. I'm depressed just thinking of that. All right, I talked about this story on Pat Unleashed this morning when I did my chewing the fat segment during Pat Unleashed this morning, which happens every Wednesday, by the Chewing the Fat Segment

on the Pat Gray-on-Leaves program. I find it is kind of weird. I'm not sure what they're trying to do, but, I mean, we all know that Netflix changed the way we watch television. They just did. We all want to have the shows

all their episodes in front of us right now. We want to be able to watch it when we want to watch it. We want to sit down and watch 12 episodes in a row. We can sit down and watch 12 episodes in a row. We want to watch a couple and take a break and go back to it. I mean, we just want the entire episodes. We want to be able to, you know, have that

binge model from Netflix. And now Netflix is like, they're going backwards. They're going to start releasing shows weekly. And I, and the first couple shows, the one is the great British baking show. Okay.

Uh, whatever. But they're dropping, uh, With this show, they're going to drop a couple of shows every week. And then there's another series, the rap series, which they're going to drop two or three episodes at a time. So they're trying to see, I think, what works. Because I know that still, we still have shows, you know, episodes on Showtime and HBO and some of the other networks that are weekly shows that are doing fine. But I got to tell you, it's a difficult thing to watch them weekly. You know, that appointment watching?

No. Like there's a, the one show that I've started to watch, Succession on HBO, which has been fantastic. But the first year, the first season, I didn't watch any of it until it was done so that I could just binge him. And now the second season is up, and I have access to HBO through my Hulu, and it kind of pissed me off with this.

It's a great idea that they do, but if I go, once I click into Hulu and it says what to watch, and that's a show that I watch on HBO, so it says, new episode. New episode's ready for you. I mean, they're just like saying, hey, fat man, why don't you just click play, okay? Because it's right here.

You don't have to go any farther. Just click play, and the new episode is right here. Yeah, we know you're going to have to wait until next week, to see the other one, but you know, you're not going to binge them all, and you just sit down and watch it right now, okay? I mean, I kind of like the idea of it, but I miss the binging. The binging of the episodes are nice. The binging of the episodes are nice.

So some of those shows, even DVR, you know, if it's on any of the network shows like that, I mean, it's tough for me to appointment watch at all. There's no point to it. Just watch when you want to watch. So I'm not sure what Netflix is trying to do or attempting to do, but don't screw it up. You got us hooked on binging. Gosh darn it. You've already got the dealer on the corner.

We've already bought the stuff. We want it. We want our fix. We want the whole thing. We don't have to keep coming back. Damn drug dealers. Right. Just turn around.

Just give me the drugs. That's all I want. Speaking to cable bills, though. Everybody's cutting their cable, and I know that you know, everybody, more and more people are cutting cable according to the numbers. You know, I mean, I've cut mine in the past, and then they broke into my house and put it back in.

Really weird. I talked about that before. I couldn't stop them. I couldn't stop them. My wife called, said the cable company is here, and they're putting in the boxes. I can't stop them. All right. Let them in. But it's almost time. It's close again. I think I'm close again to pull in the cord. And this is another reason. Now this wasn't cable, this was direct TV, same thing.

Except a lot of people, I mean those evil one percenters have cable. And direct TV is like a just, I've got to have that. That's extra. I've got to have that. Oh, okay. Good for you, rich person. But this guy is all wound up now because, and this is a great excuse, man. if you need an excuse, this is a good excuse.

He claims that the dog jumped up on the bed and landed on the remote and made him subscribe to the Hustler channel. I mean, okay! You got it, pal. No, honey, seriously, seriously. Pluto jumped up on the bed

and I had the remote land there and just landed on the remote and one thing led to another and the next thing you know I'm like stop no no no oh and now you know we're subscribed to the Hustler channel I know I didn't want the channel there either but

there it is there it is now he claims that as soon as it happened he called DirecTV and said hey my dog just jumped on my remote

and now I'm subscribed to the Hustler channel. If you work for DirecTV, do you believe it? So he said that they would take care of it. Now maybe, you know, maybe, you know, Billy at DirecTV said, yeah, no problem. Yeah, I believe you. I got you, sir. And they never did it. They never got rid of it.

So he got billed for the $70. $70 for the Hustler channel. that's a steep price. Larry Flint's still raking in some cash from the Hustler Channel. But he said, I called them and they were supposed to cut it off and they did, so they billed them the $70.

So he said that I deducted, this is never a good thing to do. I know some people, you have to and you feel like you want to do it, but the companies, they don't like you doing it, you just deduct what you think they owe you from the bill and pay that. and say, that's all you're getting $70 short.

Unless you've worked it out with the company, they still think you owe them $70. So that's when they cut them off. I mean, there has to be another issue, right? Do you get your cable cut off? Does DirecTV cut you off after one month like that that fast? Really? Wow.

Times are tough for Direc TV, man. Cut you off like that. Give people a little bit of a break. At least give them an extra month or so. Wow. So he files a completely. complaint with the FCC. I mean, he's selling it hard.

He does not want the wife to know that he's, that he got the Hustler Channel, man. He is blaming it on the dog. So he files a complaint with the FCC, and that's what Direc TV said, oh, we'll put credit on. We've credited your bill. It's all good.

And you're back on again. Sorry about that. You know, sorry about that. So, I mean, he got away with it. he got away with it. He got a deducted from the bill, blamed it on the dog. And I called, what I call the dog Pluto,

the dog's name is wag. Okay. Stop it. And the wife now, you know, whether she believes it or not, she has to, right, because he got away with it. He fought it all the way down the line, got it credited, and blamed the whole thing on the dog.

So if you accidentally, in your home, subscribe to the hustler channel and your spouse is unhappy about that blame it on the dog good news from YouTube as well they removed 17,000 channels for hate speech who good man because I wasn't able to decide for myself hey I won't look at those YouTube channels they needed to remove the company said they also removed over 100,000 videos wow

amazing because of hate speech now the Google own company I love how we always it's Google it's not just YouTube it's Google

which makes them sound even worse would specifically prohibit videos that glorify Nazi ideology or deny documented violent events like the Holocaust.

So we've just driven all the deniers and all the haters back underground. Instead of knowing who they are and where they're at, we've driven them back underground. Because I have a feeling, and this is just a

thought off the top of my head, that because you removed their videos and you remove their YouTube channel doesn't mean you or remove their beliefs. It's just a thought on my part. Speaking of the Hustler Channel,

a teenager, 17-year-old, they're trying to figure out why he went blind. Duh. I mean, how many times we've been told that all our lives, humans from the beginning of time have been told that stop doing it so much and you're going to go blind, duh.

Apparently, this teenager is denying that that That's what caused it. Whatever. You want us to believe that. He only ate five different foods in his life. All right? So I'm not real sure.

He ate fries, chips, white bread, sausages, and ham. Since elementary school. I mean, so they're blaming that on, that's why you went blind? the MRI scan revealed he had no structural problems. His vision, though, continued to deteriorate at an alarming rate. And he suffered from optic nerve damage.

Now, his body was deficient in different nutrients, like B12, copper, selenium, and vitamin D. Let me tell you, we can go around your work today. wherever you're at, go around your work. And give everybody a blood test. Secretly, of course, you don't want to tell them you're doing it. And I'm guessing that most of them would have deficient nutrients in their bloodstream. B12, copper, selenium, vitamin D.

Okay. And that is not making the kid go blind. It's got to be something else. Every day he'd need a portion of fries, snack on pringles, white bread, slices of processed ham and sausages. I mean, that sounds like a good day. I don't know why that's such a bad thing. They've prescribed him nutritional supplements,

referred him to a mental health service treatment. Uh-oh. And they wanted to restrict his food intake. Okay. Okay. And oh, oh, why they sent him to the mental health professional. They wanted to treat, they want to treat him. for avoidant

restrictive food intake disorder avoidant restrictive food intake disorder uh oh I'm pretty sure I suffer from that now the foods that I don't avoid

I eat in quantities you know beyond the normal what's the serving size but that's a new disorder. I am in love with that. Avoidant restrictive. Good luck. God bless.

Avoid restrictive food intake disorder. Good luck. Don't go blind. So you take this story for what it's worth here on chewing the fat. Hey, make sure you subscribe to chewing the fat. What are you doing? You're listening for free? on Blaze Radio Network?

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story for what it's worth. The founder of conversion therapy, he's now come out as gay and apologized. So the founder of one of the largest conversion therapy organizations that I didn't realize this was still going on. Conversion therapy is still going on? Okay, whatever. But the leader of McCrae game 51 of the hope for wholeness in South Carolina he came out as gay now and now he's apologized for his

years of conversion therapy I was wrong please forgive me okay good luck he said in his post that it was just too painful I've just been putting it off it had all been

been stacked up in our home office, which is a wreck. I've just said, I can't do it anymore. My whole conversion therapy is over. And I certainly regret where I caused harm, you think? But now I realize that I'm gay. And I'm sorry. I guess that's the new phrase, I'm gay, and I'm sorry. You know anybody with tattoos?

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. I always joke around about getting a tattoo with the hands coming out of your rear. You know, she just got fingers coming out of your rear. Although I don't necessarily want to spend the heel time of being tattooed there. A little...

But it'd be funny to see the hands. It would be funny. It's a good drawing. It's a good picture. It's a good shot when you're mooning people. Because, you know, you walk around this building, you're moaning people all the time. There's closed glass doors and stuff.

It's all you do for people. We do that for fun around here. They don't like to talk about it. So, you know, don't talk about it when you hear, but it happens all the time around here forever. Every time I'm looking out the window, there's somebody there putting their butt up against the glass. And it'd just be funny with the hands on the tattoo.

But I let out a secret. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's something that's supposed to. That's an unwritten rule that we weren't supposed to talk about. Can we edit that out? Seriously. So don't put that on the,

don't put it on Blaze Radio Network, don't put it on the podcast, because that's something that I wasn't supposed to talk about. Okay, so you have one minute then. I'll erase everything. You have one minute, go. Okay, because now I'm worried. I'm thinking that maybe you're not going to,

I'm thinking that maybe you're not going to take it off. I am. I have to be another minute of you talking, and then I'll replace everything. So I was thinking about getting a tattoo anyway, like maybe a microphone or something, but now I see people with tattoos make reckless decisions and are more impulsive than those who are not linked or not inked.

That's interesting. Because there's a human in my life that is a big fan of tattoos. She is. Yes, she is. She just got a new one, and she's talking about getting another one and extending the one that she just got. And it makes me nervous whenever my wife starts talking about extending things. I don't think she's talking about me.

I don't think so. Huh. And you're going to take that out right about the mooning. Yeah, I'll take that out. Yeah, you give me a minute of feeling so. We could not talk about that, man. I'm going to be in big trouble. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, welcome to the dessert. We have a, I wanted to play some of our voicemails at the Chewing the Fat Hotline, the CTF hotline that we have available now.

Brought to you by Patriot Mobile, 214, 733. 95-9356. There was one, and there was plenty of voicemails. Thank you for sending them. And I'm listening to them all, but I haven't listened to them all as of yet. I've been going through them. And one of them was titled that you sent me a new name for dessert. Is it worthy or?

So you notice, if you don't make worthy, you're not making the air, okay? There's not wall status. There's none of that status. That's worthy status, okay? So you don't make it to the air. Just know your voicemail was heard and it wasn't. worthy, okay, for chewing the fat. It was worthy for me to listen to,

but it wasn't worthy for error. Okay, so make your voicemails worthy to air. Or leave, you know, your complaints or your, you know, your positive reviews of the show, and those will be aired as well. Hey, Jeffie, this is Brian from Brownwood, Texas. Hey, Brian, from Bradley. I thought of a name for what we're calling currently calling dessert here on on choosing the bat.

How about the gristle? You know, I kind of like that. You got the gristle left there. So why about calling what is now called dessert? The Brussels. Yeah, no, I heard you. The first time. 25th best podcast ever.

This is great. Jeffrey. No matter how much you try, you're still athletically overweight. Oh, God. I'm great thing. I got to talk to later. Bye-bye. Do they know that they don't have to yell?

Like, you could talk normal voice. I'm literally here at a minute of 20. No, but he's driving. He's got to try to talk to you. L.A.S. It's for you. Okay. Thank you for Brownwood, Texas. I appreciate it. You know, the grizzle. I kind of like it. It's cute. That's cute.

Okay. And then there was a couple. There was one about the chicken one, right? Anyway, you choose, because I know we went down the list earlier and talked about which ones we were going to air here in the dessert grizzle section. This is J.D. in Houston. I am a subscriber, and I give the show five stars. I've reviewed it multiple times on multiple devices. Okay, pause it right there for a second. Right now, this guy is so worthy, it's unbelievable. I told you, he's worthy.

He was worthy with capital letters. Okay, go ahead. I get our review. I wanted to call and leave a voicemail about y'all talking about the chicken, Popeyes versus Chick-fil-A. Right. And finally, the recognition of Chicken Express has been out there. You're welcome.

I grew up in Texas. and then lived in Florida for about 10, 15 years, and they don't have Chicken Express in Florida. And I would crave it, and every time I would come back to Texas, that's what I was eating. And then I ended up moving to Atlanta from Georgia for a year, and they had a Chicken Express out near Athens, Georgia, about an hour and a half away from Atlanta.

You're driving an hour and a half outside of Atlanta. To Athens just to eat Chicken Express. It's the best. Of course you would. number one chicken. It's all over the place. I was literally listening to the podcast where you mentioned Chicken Express as I was on a drive to go get it.

Thank you. Love the show. I can't wait to hear you guys. Usually that's what happens. You listen to the podcast, boom, chicken express. Yeah, you're going to food. They go hand to hand. Yes, they do.

And I heard if you subscribe to chewing the fat when you order a chicken express, something happened. Really? Yeah. Is that a new deal we have? It's a magical experience. You order Chicken Express. If I go through Chicken,

I might do that on the way home today. I go through Chicken Express. And I usually don't go through the drive-thru, though. You have to go in. Oh. So as soon as you pull up. It's just a drive-through special. Yeah.

As soon as you pull up, you hit subscribe, and you tell them, hey, I just subscribe to chewing the fat. Wait. How long do they have to wait? Enough, because once it happens, you'll know. So if I hit subscribe and say the Wi-Fi is down or something. something. No, no, you have to get yourself reception. That's why you need to go get Patreon mobile. Anyways, but you pull up to the drive-through, you hit subscribe. As a simple, sir,

how can I help her turn? Yeah, I just subscribed to Chewinter Felt with Jeff Fisher. I'm going to Chicken Express. Thanks for going. How can I help you? Yeah, just subscribe to shooting the fat with Jeff Fisher. And that's what the magic happens. And it happened. If it happened instantly, just wait. There's a little bit, you know, we have to get satellites aligned with Chicken Express satellites. If I get reports that nothing happened, if I get reports that nothing happened. We're going to. You don't believe me?

Something is. How about this? On Friday, that's when I go to Chicken Express. On Friday. That's your Chicken Express day? Yeah, I have my day. It was Thursday, your spaghetti night. Thursday is Chick-fil-A.

Oh, okay. Yeah, but Friday is my chicken fries. What is your spaghetti night? I will record the magic. How about that on Friday? Okay. And then I'll. I would say that perhaps someone, you know,

one of our subscribers listeners who dialed a 214, 735, 9356 after they hit subscribe and before they order, could record the whole thing for us as well. That's fine, yeah, that's fine. See if it's different from your experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because I'd like to, maybe the magic is different, at different places. True, true. Because you never know with magic. I can't wait to hear what the magic is. there, Jeffie. This is Travis over on the East Coast. And what I wanted to do was lay this down for you, okay? I started listening to The Blaze with Glenn Beck, and I moved on to Pat, and then, you know,

I found your show, too, and the fact. Hello. Now, the reason why I switched over and I predominantly listened to your show now is because you've got all these other guys that have lived, you know, their own lives. You can kind of hear that they're nice people, okay? That's not really how I was raised in what I experienced in my life. And then there's Jeffrey. Jeffrey, you sound like the type of guy

I would have pulled some John out of the cuss I would have pulled some stuff with back in the day I have a rather checker pass I'm living straight now it's good good, I'm happy about it Are you?

But you sound like one of my close friends from back in the day when I was bouncing at a chief biker bar and that's why I listen to your show because he talked about the good stuff that matters to me you know, Tyson's chicken recalls and all the other crazy stuff

that you throw down this Hello? Those are what life is. We need to know those lettuce recall, the potato recall, the chicken recall. Yeah, we all got it. The Bahamas got wiped out from a hurricane. Thank you next. What about my chicken sandwich?

True. Thank you. And we didn't cover the Popeye's excuse today. I did during the fat this morning. But that's not for our audience. That's for Pat's audience. You just heard this guy. He said he started listening to Glenn.

then Pat, then he dropped them and said, I'm no longer listening to them. I'm listening to Jeff Fisher. I had a feeling that he's still still kind of cheating on me with them. Well, stop what you're doing. It means the world to me, and I'm sure it means the world

to a lot of other people that are just cruising around trying to get a guy. I know. So thank you very much, Jeffrey. 20 stars, best podcast in history. Whoa, in history. That's even better than ever. Right?

So subscribe, and then when you rate and review, What he's talking about if you're not aware is that, you know, I've just made it easy for you. I know you got a busy life. Things are tough. Family, you got pressures. You got what? You got pressures.

From where? Life. The world, the wife, the husband, the kids, the mother-in-law, the father-in-law, your mother, your father, pressures. Okay. Never heard it that way. Now you have. Hi.

subscribe. Hi, how you doing? I'm an avid, chewing fat subscriber and listener. I love you for that. 20 stars, best podcast ever. I'll see. I've been a listener since, oh, my goodness, since my son was probably one year old.

He's 20 years old now. Oh, that one hurts. Wow, 19 years, Jeff Fisher. No, it hurts. 19 years. I'm only 29. How old do you feel now? I mean, I'm just a little whippersnapper.

How many times have you gone by 19? 18 times. Okay. Good. I think of Glenn Beck and Jeffrey and Stu and Doc. We always miss very much. But here I am in Deerfield Beach, Florida, for my very first hurricane ever being from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Really? And we are hunkered down at Christmas Creek Eatery in Deerfield Beach. And I am willing to be a reporter for you, showing live, new footage, whenever you want during the hurricane, as long as I have a signal. Please call me at the number. that you see on your recorded device. Okay, before she gives her the number,

she doesn't give her number, I deleted her voicemail. You? Without getting her number. So honey, can you call back? Or text me? You know what? You'll be the only one allowed to text me.

Say, hey, I'm the one. Oh, now there's a special little, oh, you're the one that can text me. Yes, you can text and say, hey, I'm the one that said from PA in Tampa, blah, blah, blah, and let us know. was Deerfield Beach, but go ahead. And I hope to talk to you very soon, guys.

I've been a fan for many, many years. Thank you so much. Yeah, 19 of them. I know. I know. I raised the kid for you. You know what? You're welcome.

That wasn't done. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop the, what are you doing? Well, that wasn't done. We've got another great phone call. A guy promoting the show around the country. So don't play the close yet. We've got to get to it. He called the hotline to let us.

know the CTF hotline, the 214, 7359356, powered by Patriot Mobile to let us know, don't? Hi, Jeff. Hi, Chris. I just want to leave a message and tell you that if I could leave a message with my subscription on SoundCloud, I would. I would definitely give you 20s and best podcast ever, but SoundCloud doesn't have any kind of message. Yeah, we know that.

Don't push your luck with me. I just want to tell you to. that I'm going out west. I live in the east. I'm going out west to a very entertainment capital kind of thing place.

And I'm going to do something to promote your show out there. Nice. And I'm on the video of it. So I just want to leave that. I'm a fan. Tantalizing. I'm tantalized.

I'm tantalized. I'm tanalized. I'll talk to you again in October because I'm a lot. going out in October, all right? Don't let me down. I got to wait until October now. I've got to be tantalized that whole time.

Why don't I just have the show? I don't even know why I aired that. We could have waited. It was just silly. Oh, no.