Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 19 | Would You Watch Jeffy Sleep? | Guest: Spokesperson of Covfefe Coffee
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I swear to you, if you tell me to talk to Keith one more freaking time, one more time, I'll tell you what's going to happen.
You know what's going to happen?
Where's my clip from day after tomorrow?
That's what's going to happen right there, my friend.
Go ahead.
Tell me it's going to happen one more time.
Tell me. Tell me.
Tell Keith.
Holy crap.
The end is near.
Okay.
Let's get started on chewing the fat because I was going to tell you about, you know, of course we've got to start the show with some recalls.
I mean, the FDA warns that the common blood pressure medicine is shortage that's happening right now is due to recalls.
So if you can't get your blood pressure medicine, good luck, God bless.
We'll try to put you on something else, but maybe we might not help.
Also, the FDA issued an expanded recall of infants oral ibuprofen.
Remember, they pulled it back in December, but they didn't, they've expanded.
the recall now. The company's
the Tris Pharma Inc.
The infant's ibuprofen
concentrated oral suspension
50 milligrams per 1.25
milliliter were sold at Walmart,
CVS, and Family Dollar. Adverse effects
could be experienced
included nausea, vomiting,
and it goes on and on that could happen to your little
kid. You'd be wound up about that.
Tris Pharma has not received any reports of
adverse effects yet, but they extend on the recall because the dosage was a little bit more
than what they said.
That's all.
Just a little bit more.
Is it wrong?
It's just higher concentrations.
Don't worry about it.
I don't worry.
A kid's fine.
So what?
He's got a little pain, a little diarrhea, a little headache, a little gastrointentional bleeding.
So what?
That's all?
But he didn't know.
No, they haven't.
Nobody's reported that, though.
So Trist Farmer's, you know, ahead of the curve.
And thanks to the polar vortex, vortex, vortex, vortex, vortex.
A pharmacist in Michigan has been delivering prescriptions on his snowmobile
because people were short on their medicine.
I would say that if you knew the polar vortex was coming, it wasn't a big surprise.
It wasn't a big surprise.
and you looked at your medicine and you went, man, I'm going to be locked up here because of the polar vortex for a week.
I should probably get my prescriptions filled.
Get it filled up so that I could, you know, I'm still okay during the vortex.
And if you didn't do that, I was just thinning of the herd.
Now, the pharmacist doesn't believe that.
So he's been delivered it on his, on his snowmobile.
And God bless him.
Bless his heart.
Good for him.
But this story actually captured my eye moments before we started this podcast.
And since this isn't actually live, I guess it really doesn't matter.
I mean, it could have caught my eye whenever.
So, and I like to treat it like it's live.
It's it, though.
So I just like to treat it like it's live.
There's a plastic surgery destination in Miami.
Okay?
that have been doing cosmetic surgeries on payment plans,
making big deals.
They advertise everywhere.
It's a surgery center.
It's really sleek.
Now, of course, you know, you do surgery.
It's amazing how many people want plastic surgery.
I mean, three cuts to clownface is my theory,
and people don't care.
They think they're not going to get to Clod Face.
I understand.
I think.
But in the past six years, this clinic and a nearby facility overseen by the same doctor,
has lost eight patients, which is not seen anywhere else in Florida.
One in five plastic surgery deaths in the state is due to this place.
Nearly a dozen other patients were left with critical complications,
including three with punctured internal organs.
if you're tightening up my chin
I didn't get a punctured internal organ
Oops
Did I just drop that knife?
Ah, it's just in a stomach
Don't worry about it, let it go
Just pull it out, move on
I mean, this is amazing
This place
The story
Now it's the 56-year-old doctor
Once suspended from practice
for allowing on-license workers to perform cosmetic procedures.
Hey, you're fine.
Just don't, no, you just do it.
You're fine.
Don't worry about it.
You're fine.
I mean, it's, okay, so people showed up at this place.
Now it's changed its name three times because of all the bad press.
This is the guy that should be in jail.
This guy should be in jail right now.
No questions asked.
Shut it down.
close it down.
This is absolutely amazing.
And people still go there because it's, they advertise cheap.
Florida plastic surgery business attracted people from all across the U.S.
because of their aggressive marketing campaign.
So, I mean, people were coming there as, that was their destination to get the work done.
Absolutely amazing.
This is the guy that should be in jail.
The other guy that should be is going to be in jail.
I don't know that he should be.
Well, he probably should be.
But he will be is El Chapo.
Of course, he prefers to go by his full name.
Joaquina Achivaldo-Gusman Loera.
Why are you Russian?
I guess I'm done saying his name.
Can we put him in jail and...
I just want you to say his name with a little...
Joaquin Achivaldo-Gusman-Lora.
All right, we're good.
Yeah, no, I don't like the way that sounded.
He likes to go by the full name.
Joaquin, Achivaldo, Guzman,
Loera. Thank you. Show the man a little respect. So anyway, the government put their, they did their final closing arguments yesterday. Lasted, you know, forever. Now, his team is going to do their little two-hour closing thing today. Then the government gets to refute some of that tomorrow. Before the judge gives the jury their directions, why don't they just put this guy in jail? Why are we going through the motions on this? Really? It doesn't, it doesn't make any sense to me. It really. It really.
doesn't. They've they've also said you know, hey, they, this guy is the biggest drug dealer ever.
They just keep saying that over and over again. They brought 56 witnesses on. How many?
The government brought 56 witnesses. Wow. I know. Are these like victims, drug dealers,
ex-political, alleged, by the way, within this 56 were 13 alleged former drug trafficking
associates.
They were associates of
Joaquin
Achivaldo Gussman Loera.
They were called as witnesses for the
federal prosecutors and it took
11 weeks. You kidding me? How many of these guys
are just mill? You're talking about milking the system.
Look, he is El Chapo.
Okay, we all
know. This is just a farce.
I know that we
were innocent until proven guilty
in the world and he's a
drug dealer, but that's it.
Oh, no, what happened?
What happened?
Why do you need headphones?
We're only doing a radio broadcast.
I'm looking around.
I see Chris, a little freaking out over there.
Yesterday you yelled at me for not having headphones.
I'm ready to holler at you again if I'm going to talk to you like that.
Because I know all today I've only asked you for your little poor beginning reading of Joaquin, whatever his name is.
Achivaldo Guzman Loera.
I mean, it's gotten better the first time, the first couple times were not good.
They would have been better.
you had headphones. Now I'm going to holler. Do you need some headphones? There's something here.
Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us. We appreciate everything you do for us.
We appreciate the subscriptions, the rating, and the reviewing. Your call is very important to us.
We'll be with you momentarily. Please hold. We're hoping that our workers and come to work with their hammers today.
We'll be able to work today. Would you be a construction worker and come to work without a hammer and
I would not be a construction worker at all.
That's not my point.
That's not my point at all.
When you come to whatever particular job you have,
like with the plastic surgeon in Miami,
that's killing people, you know, that's not all people,
but a lot of them.
Would he come to work without his scalpel?
No.
No, he would not.
So, just saying when we start doing this,
maybe you, you know, get your hammer,
which is, in this case, is actually just a pair of headphones.
All right, so the Hubble, you know,
Hubble Space Telescope.
It's out for a walk.
NASA's got the Hubble out for a walk in space, just
looking around for stuff.
And all of a sudden it trips over something.
Oops, what was that?
Oh, my gosh.
I don't know.
What was that?
Oh, my gosh.
I think that's something 13,000 light years away.
In our Milky Way's Halo, it is.
It's a loner galaxy.
Oh, my God, in our cosmic backyard.
I can't believe that we found this.
It's a new galaxy.
30 million light years away, 2,300 times farther than when you see the pictures,
if you go to the NASA website and you look at the pictures that Hubble is sending back,
you see a big screen of stars.
I mean, that's what Hubble's looking at.
Hubble's looking at, you know, stars and other suns.
And way far, way far out there way back is, oh my gosh, that's a new galaxy.
The Hubble just tripped over it.
I'm ready.
We need to get some space travel.
I'm ready.
I'm ready to go.
I mean, we need to be able to, I don't know, maybe fly light speed and maybe fly faster than the speed of light.
And it seemed to happen before in space travel with Captain Kirk.
And they were doing it.
How come we're not doing it now?
I mean, Gene Roddenberry had a plan.
Where is that plan now?
Gone.
We're talking about spending months to go to Mars
when we should be able to just hop on the,
there.
Just go to Mars, we're there.
But no, months.
And now you talk about something that is 30 million light years away?
That'd take a little time.
Take a little time.
Maybe you're...
I mean, I'm not a scientist.
I used to pretend to be one sometimes.
Not quite as much as Bill Knight of a science guy,
who pretends to be a science guy.
But 30 million light years away,
that's quite a ways.
You could have quite a few family members
born and dead by the time you get there.
And you want to know where we're at in today's world,
why we can't figure out
how to make spaceships travel at the speed of light
and faster because we have people wasting their time on the internet.
This guy falls asleep, falls asleep on his live stream, wakes up 200 people watching
him sleep.
Perhaps maybe one of those 200 people, just maybe.
Could have been doing something productive.
I don't know what it could be.
I don't know, you know, maybe most of somebody's lawn, maybe come up with something to fly
faster than the speed of light,
but something rather than watch this guy sleep online.
I have a suggestion.
Yes.
But would that suggestion be?
Can we live stream you sleeping?
I bet you we can get more than 200 people.
I believe that.
I absolutely believe we can get more than 200 people watching me.
If that was actually sleeping?
Yeah.
Holy cow.
Because that's almost like looking at a car accident, right?
This is why people are watching this guy sleep
Because you're watching him and you're going
He's really sleeping
I can't wait until he wakes up
Because you know he woke up and he went, what the?
He looks at the screen and people are watching
So if they're waiting for you to wake up
And get that experience of when you wake up
And realize what an idiot your camera's on
I mean that's a
That's not a bad bit
It's not a bad bit
Sleeping with Jeffie
We should put a poll on your Twitter.
Would you watch a live stream of me sleeping?
Yes or no?
And...
You know the answer is going to be yes.
You know it is.
We don't know that.
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
We do not know that.
Yeah, okay.
We don't, we don't know that.
Do we know that?
Yes, we do.
Have you asked that question?
I don't need to.
Okay, then you don't know.
Yes, I do.
No, you don't.
Your honor.
We all know that that's going to be the outcome.
How do you know that?
Because we just do.
Watch us do this poll and people say no.
No, they won't.
They won't.
Okay.
The overwhelming response will be yes.
And the other overwhelming response will be,
well, only if, no, does he sleep with milk?
I mean, that's, I,
do you sleep with milk?
I won't when we live stream me sleeping, I'll tell you that.
And is your bed the number 18?
Yes.
Or is it a spoon?
Which one?
It's a spoon.
I sleep in a spoon.
A ladle or a spoon?
I sleep in a spoon.
I don't even, I don't know to go any farther because I was ready to go down another road.
My wife won't be happy.
I'll have to sleep in another room with the house.
That's fine.
And oh, well, I can't sleep in those rooms because we have people staying there that won't leave.
Oh, wait.
Did I say that out loud?
You did.
Ooh.
We'll put you to sleep here.
I slept in.
You'll put me to sleep here.
That's good.
We do have a TV studio.
I have fallen asleep in my office a few times.
Oh, yeah, I've seen those.
Wait, what?
Yeah, I've seen those.
I've been sitting next to you.
And all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm talking and, oh, you're sleeping.
I'm talking to myself.
My chair is comfortable.
I'll give you that.
Your chair is dangerous.
I love it.
I bought that chair.
That was a good chair to buy.
That's a good chair to buy.
That's what I said.
It's a good chair to buy.
I don't remember where I bought it from.
I don't remember the name of it right now.
but I do know there's a special fat guy chair.
It's a special, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's for larger human being chairs.
Yeah.
And that makes it comfy, man.
It's not, it's not a tight squeam.
Rock's nice.
It sits back.
It's comfy.
Oh.
It doesn't take long, man.
Did you pull the pole out?
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what.
I'll make a deal with you.
All right.
If you catch me sleeping in my chair.
Again, you can start streaming live and we'll see what happens.
From your page.
Yeah.
You have access to my page?
I do.
Right?
Yeah, Facebook, yeah.
And if you walk in and I'm sound asleep, just start streaming.
Deal.
Just start streaming.
And we'll, just, Jeffrey's sleeping.
I'll make that deal with you.
We'll do that.
Okay, we'll do that.
All right.
That's a good deal.
Yeah.
There's more than 200 people, easy.
Easy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so there's no reason for a poll because I already answered it.
All right, let's go over to the break room.
I've got some breakroom crime stories today that are really good.
I need a drink.
And for those of you who have tweeted at Jeff EMRA and Facebook and Instagram to Jeff Fisher Radio that Coke Zero, Coca-Cola should sponsor this podcast, 100% correct.
Thank you.
Get that out to Coca-Cola.
Call me.
So we're in the break room.
We've got a couple of crime stories for you that are fascinating crime stories.
This one, I find hard to believe, is actually a crime.
But according to the police and the business, it is.
An Ohio care worker arrested after she was giving a lap dance to a hundred-year-old man.
Now, the story is talking about the disturbing video was released.
It's not disturbing.
She's given a...
She filmed by another worker
at the Commons of Providence Home
back in this happened in December now.
She was heard on camera
suggesting explicit ideas
to the elderly man
giving him a lap dance,
touching his thigh,
pulling her pants,
straddling his leg at one point.
Now, according to the story,
it says,
can be heard telling him.
the debilitating senior.
Yeah, he's this
a hundred year old guy.
I can show you new things.
How is this a crime?
I mean, I just, I can't.
I can't believe that this is a crime.
Now, according to the Sandusky
police detective, Anthony Bath,
he told the ever-present
Sandusky Register that the young
woman was basically harassing
the nursing home.
resident.
No?
According to
Detective Anthony Bath,
this was not something the man
wanted.
What are you
talking about?
Anytime,
especially your 100-year-old guy to nursing home.
And one of the care ladies starts dancing around you?
Is that something that you don't want?
No?
You're just like, go ahead.
Let's get.
She's out on bail now.
And she faces charges of gross sexual imposition,
which is a weird charge.
And the possibility of other charges.
So they don't even know what to charge her with.
You know why?
Because it's not a crime.
And she lost her job.
And the lady who was filming it lost her job.
I mean, times are tough in America, man.
Times are tough in America.
This story is actually sick, and this guy is really weird,
although the story is sick, but it's so weird, it makes me think, really?
So this guy, he ended his wife's life.
I don't want to say, you know, how he did it.
But according to the courtroom,
she was said to be having an affair.
And so he got mad and killed her.
And then he decided that he was just going to drive around with her in the car for a while,
which not real sure why that would happen?
He was all upset at her.
And according to the family, she didn't cheat on him.
So he's just whacked out of his mind.
But why?
And maybe that's just because he's whacked out of his mind,
but I'm trying to figure out in my own head
why you would just drive around with her in the car.
I mean, it doesn't seem really right.
That's because it's not.
A Florida man spent six weeks in jail.
six weeks in jail on a charge of trafficking heroin.
Okay?
Got arrested.
After authorities determined that the substance that he was arrested for was laundry detergent, he's now free to go.
No?
How about, no?
Officers got word of a suspicious van and went out to check it out.
They discovered him there in the parking lot, sleeping.
Ooh, fell asleep.
She had a live streamed it.
When O'Leary rousted him from the van, the deputy searched the van and found the bag of tied laundry detergent.
That's when the deputy told Kroll that a field test had proven the substance tested positive for heroin.
That's the same field test a guy did in Puerto Rico with the cocaine yesterday.
I mean, the cop doesn't even know heroin.
It was a field test.
Put it on my lip.
Yep.
Sorry, you don't put it in your lip.
You put it on your gums.
Yeah, whatever.
Now, you always put a little bit on your lip, though.
Your lip and your tongue, always do.
Have you not field tested drugs before?
Hold on. Do it again?
In the tongue, yeah.
You're not, what, are you putting lip gloss or something?
Yeah.
You don't put, you don't put, oh.
A ton.
On the tongue?
Lens, thumb.
You want the whole thing.
You want the whole experience.
Have you not field tested?
I know you think you're a cop.
No, I don't think I'm a cop.
I am.
Are you a police officer?
I was a police officer.
So I know, like I said, I know you think you're a cop.
And my job was to search for drugs.
Of course.
And a lot of people sitting in jail for Tide?
Because you don't know how to field test?
That was happening?
Was that the argument you're going to make to me right now?
that's what I thought.
We're done.
All right.
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Yeah.
And,
I had an opportunity.
I read a story the other day on The Blaze
about a guy that got his company cut off from Amazon.
And it's fascinating because these companies,
you know, small companies live and die by these big companies
like Amazon deciding when and where
and how much they can sell their product.
I mean, it's a big deal to get on Amazon
and start selling your product.
It works.
And then they also have an opportunity
for you to buy other ads.
Bezos, man.
He's got to pay that divorce payment, man.
They have an opportunity for you to buy other ads for Amazon to promote the product
that they're selling for you.
What a racket.
Now that I think about it, what a racket.
But anyway, he was upset because he believed that it was a political stance from
Amazon because of his co-feffy coffee.
And so I wanted to get an opportunity to get his side of the story.
It's not really political, but it is because he thinks it's political.
But it's kind of fascinating.
And as far as I know, no one's talked to their spokesperson for cofefi coffee, the world's best coffee yet.
So, you're welcome.
So the other day, as I'm perusing the Blaze website, I see the story of cofell.
Cafe Coffee on Amazon, which, by the way, isn't on Amazon anymore because Amazon decided,
we're not going to sell that product anymore.
I know you've been up on Amazon and doing a pretty good business, but we've decided,
you know what?
Somebody said that your cafe coffee was out of date, and it's a pro-Trump coffee, so we're not going to sell it anymore.
And they just stopped selling it, take it off the Amazon website.
And I found that fascinating.
Not so much that it was pro-Trump stuff.
That happens every day in America today.
I mean, heaven forbid that you're pro anything but killing babies and you're good.
But I'm surprised at how quickly Amazon deletes selling products.
And so I wanted to find out from Cofi coffee exactly what happened, especially from therein.
and their spokesperson is joining us right now.
Hello, spokesperson for Cof Fetfi Coffee.
Hello.
The voice may be changed for illegal purposes.
So tell me what happened from your end.
So we were selling on Amazon.
We launched on Amazon October 4th, I believe,
and we were having really great success.
And we started around Thanksgiving to,
do some pay-per-click ads.
And then December 2nd came rolling around, and they said,
well, we're just going to pull you up from your advertising because of such, such,
and such reason.
You know, we try to comply with that.
And about a month and a half of inaction on their part, we just kind of made the conclusion
that we're not going to be able to advertise.
Okay, so be it.
But your product is still, at that time, your product is still, people I can still buy it
on Amazon, though, right?
Correct, correct.
You're just not, the ads on Amazon, that's just special ads that they run, right, through Amazon to let people know,
hey, we've got cofefe coffee.
Right.
They have certain keywords that they target with different users, and that's kind of how it works.
Okay, right.
So we were doing that and then, you know, got shut down, whatever.
And they stopped doing that because why they didn't like the ads, they were saying, I'm confused.
We had a picture of the American flag in the background on our listing, which is, you know, a thing of its own.
And so, you know, we wanted to try and complain.
It is their marketplace.
They make, they decide, you know, and so we, we pulled that image down, unfortunately,
because, you know, we still want to give our, you know, world best coffee out to, you know, the deplorables.
And so we complied with that.
And then, you know, several weeks go by and nothing.
And then they tell us that, well, make America great again.
You can't have that because that's inciting hate speech.
But what you can have is the communist manifesto, which has resulted in ideology that's, what, 100 million murdered?
Right.
Well, I mean, again, Amazon is able to, you know, they're able to sell whatever they want on their side.
They're a private business.
They get to decide what is good for them and what isn't good for them.
And I understand some of that is a little complex, but, you know, some of where we're at today with, you know, the, make America great again, statements are, you know, it makes people uneasy.
And it shouldn't.
I agree, but it does.
So, you know, I'm okay with that.
I got it.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Right.
Yep.
So, I mean, you know, and we go on and on and, you know, they're giving us our cold robotics.
responses and you know we're asking hey can we have an american speak with us it'd be really
great if you know someone employed at a billion dollar company um from america could speak with us
well that never happened and so we just fine chalk it up we won't advertise so let me get this
right you knew that the emails coming back to you were from non-american people correct because
that every time i would call and request a call it'd be someone from india or elsewhere and
I would ask them, you know, can I speak to an American representative?
And they would either say, well, we can't do that or be.
Because that's a representative.
Right.
And we just, we could never, we could never get anyone from, you know, America to speak with, you know.
I don't know that that would have made a difference, but go ahead.
Right.
Well, yeah.
So, I mean, that's, you know, we went by and so we just, you know, we just accepted it, right?
We're not going to be able to advertise on Amazon.
That's fine.
Whatever.
We'll still sell the world's best coffee.
on Amazon and, you know, people on pressing forward.
Well, eventually within the past two weeks, week and a half or so, we got a notification
from Amazon saying that they have deactivated the listing due to a safety complaint.
And they outlined things, actions that we can take, you know, send in information to try
and resolve this because there was a complaint.
they initially did not identify the complaint, what purchase it was or whatever.
So we had to do a little bit of digging.
And we found that we did have a customer that wasn't satisfied with the taste in snow.
And that's fine because, you know, not everyone's going to like a Rolls-Royce.
No, not everyone's going to like, you know, a pair of Jordans.
People have subjective preferences.
Right.
You know, and so they had in their message said that it's almost like it was expired.
but all of our packaging has the expiration date on the back.
And when they said, how they said it like it was expired,
that's not a very definitive statement.
That's very subjective.
And so with the communications with Amazon,
we're just trying to tell them like, you know,
have you guys verified this claim?
I mean, because this, you know, does Starbucks,
does any of these other big time coffee brands have this type of issue
where's one person can make a purchase and consequently shut them down,
deactivate the listing without them verify?
So that was very, very suspicious because that's leaving us and Amazon very vulnerable.
Were they able to, I mean, they're able to, your product is in their warehouses ready to ship, right?
Correct.
So, I mean, it's easy enough for them to find, look at the expiration dates of the product.
Yes, yes.
And that's what I had, you know, originally asked in my first,
communication back to them is like, you know, you can check. You guys got all my inventory,
you know, just go and check and, you know, be able to verify. And also, you know, is there any
type of verification process on your end where you can request this random complaint to see
if it's legitimate or not? And they refused. They refused and, you know, they'd give it,
outline some steps that we can take. And so what I ended up doing was sending an invoice of the
of the coffee when it was roasted.
Bill of lading when it was shipped off to Amazon shipping plans.
I also attached a picture of our coffee bag
that has the expiration date on the back and just trying to say like...
So you had all these documents for Amazon and you gave them to them.
And we're still at this point, your coffee is not selling, right?
It's not being sold on Amazon.
Well, here's the kicker.
So after Big League politics and...
your platform, the Blaze, had released an article telling our story.
24 hours later, out of the blue, this was a week after the last communication that I had with
Amazon where they said they were not going to respond.
They may not respond to any more appeals, and they might just drop this case altogether.
A week later, and a day after your guys' article is released, we get an unsolicited email saying,
after careful review of your case, we have now given you access to reactivate your listing.
Okay.
And so that to me right there is just another example of that this was politically motivated
because if they weren't going to reinstate our listing after we provided hard evidence
debunking this claim, then that just means that, well, we don't want to have a backlash.
We don't, we still want to, you know.
It is possible that the time, you are, you are in the middle of trying to make this all happen.
And, you know, while the stories ran and opened somebody's eyes to the issue, it is possible that, you know, the timing, you know, thanks to the blaze.
And, you know, they said, hey, this is dumb.
We need to let them sell their product, right?
Whether it was, I mean, we see things all the time that, yeah,
they're politically motivated, but they do come around in the end and say, well, you know,
you can still your product is still viable and you're able to sell it.
So they came back around and gave you the stamp of, hey, we're sorry, you can sell your product
again, right?
Well, you know, we never got an apology.
It was just saying that after careful review, you know, we're reinstating the listing.
Gotcha.
Okay.
So, and, you know, it didn't address like, it didn't acknowledge any of the information that
we had provided.
It was just, boom.
We've decided.
They clicked on the switch.
And it wasn't a, it's not like it's a personal email, you know.
I understand.
They blah, blah, bye.
Yeah.
Well, they have millions of clients.
I mean, I'm trying to give Amazon a little bit of a break because they do have millions of clients.
I know it's, you know, when you're, when you're, when you're a client, you're, of course, frustrated because you want, you feel like you're the only one.
But they do, they are dealing with, you know, millions of products.
So we're at the point now where they haven't really apologized, but they said, hey,
Kaffee, you can sell your product.
We're ready to go, right?
Yep, yep.
And?
Made the decision that, no, sorry, we're not going to do business with you anymore.
I mean, number one, it makes no sense.
I mean, why would you want to have thousands of dollars on the possibility of them making a, quote, unquote, mistake when they can just shut you down?
I mean, that that on itself isn't, that's not a viable strategy.
And, you know, we want to migrate over a focus and concentration on our website and also be, you know,
the reason why we start confetti coffee, the world's best coffee, is that, well, the coffee game is dominated by leftists that, quite frankly, hate America.
And so if we're going to win this culture war, which we are in, and we can see the effects of this culture war,
being raised against non-leftists, well, relying on politicians, that really has worked in the
past.
And so they drink coffee too, though.
Yeah, they drink coffee too.
But what we're trying to do is make a statement where, you know, our consumer habits
are funding a lot of leftist activism, you know, such as, I won't name a particular coffee
brands, but there's several coffee brands that donate to Planned Parenthood.
and I mean if you're a conservative
I mean unfortunately
you know taxation we have no
we have no recourse for that
they're going to take it no matter what or throw you in the slammer
but with our consumer habits we can control that
we can control that and so
cutting them off from additional funds
I mean it's a necessity we can no longer be
funding our political opponents
it makes sense I mean we need to
you know on the conservative side
we do need to be on have our own activists and uh i agree with that i do agree with that instead of
uh just taking it and saying oh well i mean it's time to perhaps make that statement of we have our
own our own causes that we're going to fight for and that happens uh it seems to be happening
more and more right and you know you know personally too i mean you see what's going on in the big
big tech sphere facebook twitter you know the censoring the throttling down the shadow bands
I'm not one for government intervention.
I don't know if pleading with the government to save us is going to work because it really hasn't worked in the past.
You know, and so there's a lot of ideas floating out there that we don't.
We just need to make our own, you know.
And so that was kind of the driving factors.
Like, okay, well, if you see all these coffee companies that are donating to things that you don't like,
you don't really have a choice out there.
And so that's why we stepped in.
That's why we created what we created, Colsefi, the world's best coffee.
Right.
And there are, you know.
I love the, as spokesperson for cofafi coffee.
And I apologize for not saying cofetfi coffee, the world's best coffee.
I'm just chuckling.
I love how you throw the entire tagline on there for the brand.
That's all.
That's all.
I love it.
I love it.
You know, because it's not just cofeffi coffee.
It's cofeffey coffee, the world's best coffee.
And I get that.
I get it.
I get it.
The big line is making coffee great.
But, I mean, you ask anybody that you.
drinks our coffee. That's damn good coffee and probably the world's best coffee because we don't
take a knee on taste or value. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, that's, I mean, look,
there are plenty of companies, at least there are starting out, like I said before, that are
trying to start being activists on their own side. I mean, Patriot Mobile, who is a sponsor
of the network here at the Blaze, they do the very same thing. You know, you're able to
get the cell phones and big, big cell phone companies obviously are giving money to causes that
that you may not be happy about.
So with Patriot Mobile, they're doing the same thing that you're doing.
At least you're able to donate your money where you want it to go.
And that's a good thing.
Yeah, you're absolutely right.
I mean, it's just bringing to attention to non-leftists that we need to watch where our money goes with our consumer habits.
And I know all of our customers that we've been serving, they are constantly thanking us.
You know, obviously.
Well, you're giving them cofephe coffee, the world's best coffee.
Yeah, exactly.
I mean, we're giving them the taste, but also they know where that money is going to go.
They know that money is not going to go to, you know, some of these other organizations,
these other companies are donating to.
And so, I mean, there's a lot of values that we're bringing besides taste.
So you want people to go to your website now instead of Amazon or is there any,
just your website is where I can get cofifi coffee, the world's best coffee?
Yep.
Yep.
You can find us at www.
do you cofeffi.com
or for those that are listening
that don't know how to spell cofefi,
just type in www.w.w.com, and that'll bring you right
to our website where you can buy t-shirts, coffee,
coffee mugs, you name it, we got it, just for you.
Thank you very much, spokesperson for a cofeffey coffee,
the world's best coffee.
