Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 190 | Dorian vs. Jeep, 'Lock Her Up' Tacos, & Execution Thursday

Episode Date: September 5, 2019

Look it's time to have the real conversation about finding drugs on the shore. More EXECUTIONS out of Texas and then we find out that Albuquerque, NM has some tacos just for you... if you don't get offended easily. Then Jeff Fisher talks a little bit about Dave Chappelle and his NETFLIX special. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Last night, at 6.50 p.m. At the state penitentiary in Huntsville, Texas. The 14th inmate put to death this year in the United States, and the fifth in Texas was put to death. The death row inmate, he was executed because he fatally stabbed an 89-year-old woman and her daughter. 16 years ago.

It's only been 16 years he's been on death row. Don't worry about it. That's all. And it was in Fort Worth, Texas. Billy Jack Crutzinger. Lethal injection. I'm not sure that the needle sounded like that when they injected them. But it's possible.

Now, he'd been trying, man. And he had been trying to get out of death row. And the U.S. Supreme Court said, Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Ten more executions are scheduled in Texas this year. Execution Thursday. I like that. Died in prison.

Yeah, Jeffrey committed suicide. He hung himself. No, he hung himself. Look, the hanging sounded. like that. Now that's an injection. Everybody knows that sound. Duh. So they're

fighting now over whether court documents should be opened up and unsealed. Absolutely. And, uh, no. He's dead. He's dead. No. I need to see everything.

Those court documents were sealed. This, this, today's world of that's what got Bill Cosby too. Good. No. that you did the deal the court said these documents are sealed and now oh well

until you die doesn't matter now until you die no it's not what the deal was I want the Michael Jackson's court papers unsealed I want Jeffrey Epstein and then when Bill dies

I want his unsealed wait do you have are you saying this because you have some I'm just saying that hundreds of people are implicated are you saying that you have courts papers that are sealed hundreds of people are

complicated in this Jeffrey Epstein case. Get this. Now, unsealing references to non-parties would, I mean, that opens up a whole new thing. Now, there's 17,000 articles on Epstein alone this week. So if they unseal these documents, I mean, it's open season on everyone, right? So they're, they're talking about records that they want unseal. that are investigative reports, 29 depositions,

and I do admit that I would like to see this, but it would be wrong of me. Okay. An address book. I want to see it. With about a thousand names. I want to see that. But see, no, because what if I'm the yard guy

in his address book? Then why were you cutting the yard of a pedophile? I would come through that glass and strangle you right now. Why will you cut the grass of a pedophile? A, I don't know that he's a pedophile. I'm a yard guy. Look, there's the yard.

Pay me to mow it. Okay, fine. B, I can do business with who I want. With a pedophile? This is America. Yes. Yes. Yes.

No, you should not be doing business with pedophiles. Look at Subway. What happens to the subway? Right now? What happened to subway? What happened? Are they shut down? Are they completely shut down?

We close them completely down? Oh, no, we didn't. No, we didn't, did we? Nope, the business is still open, still thriving, still a subway on every freaking corner across America. And around the globe. No, because some douchebag was their spokesperson and had, you know, was a pedophile, didn't shut the company down. And let's say you, let's say you were Dingleberry's yard guy. so what?

I get to be his yard guy See that's why there's a thousand names in this book So you're guilty You're going to be no matter what Relationship you had With Jeffrey Epstein if you're in his address book You're pedophile Your relation you're doomed

It's over That book should not be released And that's why because I need to know who I need to boycott I need to know who I need to stop doing business with I need to know who I need to shame For providing services to a pedophile and there are danger to the society of this world. Turn your mic off.

Seriously. Turn your mic off. I swear to you, if I could reach through this microphone right now and strangle you, I would. And let's be clear. I just want to be clear. I absolutely want to see the address book.

And I will look at it as an objective, onlooker. Right. So that just because you're in the book doesn't mean that you had some sort of freaky relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. No, that's true. So I'll look at it and say, you know,

okay, hey, that's the yard guy, that's the pool guy, that's the guy that parked his car, you know, whatever. That's fine. How many guys did he have? He's a billionaire. You have people, you have do people. Okay, so you have a yard guy? That's what life is.

The life is accumulating enough games. to have do people. Okay, so let's go that. So he has... You can quote me on that, by the way. The pool boy, the yard guy, the driver. What else do you need? Housekeepers.

Okay, so you got the housekeepers, okay? What else? I'm not expected to clean. I'll tell you that. Oh, no, I know that, but what else do you need? I need people in a driver, right? You mentioned the driver, yeah, the driver. The driver's got to be responsible for keeping the automotives clean.

So maybe you do your mechanic. You have the personal mechanic. You have, I mean, house upkeep is an expensive deal. It is. You know, you got the maid. Yeah, you have to have the maid. You have the maid. And then you have the cook.

And the butler. And the butler. And then you have yard people. And then the yard people, yeah. Upkeep people for the grounds. For the ground. So, so a yard company. Or you hire them.

You have your own. Exactly. Yeah. You know, you hire. I mean, it's expensive. Pedophile yard cutting business. off right now. Do you have a, do you have a mailman, like the person that's going through emails, or do you go through that? Oh, that's maybe your personal assistant. Oh, so this person.

Just like just taking care of that for me. Just like she takes care of that. When she's in town, she takes care of that for me. Oh, you got you shoot guy. Yeah. Apparently he liked, not that I've read a bunch of these 17,000 stories about Jeffrey Epstein, but apparently he liked a certain shirts that he would order like by the hundreds. Nice. I know. Nice. I know.

I wonder if he has like Prince Charles someone to iron his socks. And why not? No, the socks and the shoelaces. No, the shoelaces. The shoelaces. And why not? Yeah. I'm tired of you and your people, of your ilk,

making fun of Prince Charles for that. I did not make fun of him. I did not make fun of him. No. I was saying, I wonder if he had one of those. Because we all know that he had a connection with the royal family, which was through Prince, the, the Duke of York.

So I wonder if he kind of, when he talked to the Duke of York, hey, so your brother does his chelace? That's a good idea. Tell me, if you hadn't thought of that before, if you hadn't thought that before, how what a great idea that is, right? I mean, I will say, I think that Prince Charles is a dufus,

but that's a good idea. And it might not even have been his idea. It's probably the Butler's idea. Yeah, yeah. The butler was like, no, we can't have you. We can ask. The shoes and everything has to be right. So we're going to iron them.

We have a Royal Whisper. So maybe we can ask the Royal Whisper. I know. And the Royal Whisper now has connections with the Royal Butler. We're going to talk to the Royal Butler on this podcast very soon. And we're going to find out of his idea. Maybe it was this guy's idea. I think, and I believe that it was.

I believe it was. I believe it was. No way Dufus Charles thought of this. No. He just don't call Dufus in front of him. He just expected it. No, it's my way of showing respect for the prince. Dufus Charles.

If your name if your name is in this book though Unless you're the yard guy You are doomed Yeah

Especially if you're like a listor If you're an Aistor If you're an Aistor Because you know that he was a pedophile If you're an Aistler You know he was a pedophile You know that if you wanted You go to him

and you're getting mad at me for saying that i'm not getting mad at you i can see the people here behind me and the camera right above me can see that you're getting pissed about that i'm going to be completely honest right now with you okay be honest 100% honest there are times it's going to come as a surprise that i'm not honest less than honest so not honest less than honest untruthful you get less than honest like i said and uh i just want to be completely honest okay i have so much many tremendous jokes and fun stories to do around Jeffrey Epstein, but you can't. I mean, I can't on this broadcast facility. They're not telling me I can't, but.

Personally. You just can't. And the reason that it irks me so much is that I can is because the world, is clapping. About that. About Chappelle's special on Netflix and how cutting edge it is. It is.

And how great it is. And it is. It's great. But I just know this. Those of you listening to chewing the fat and subscribers of chewing the fat and those of you that are lucky enough to be able to log on and watch the show.

know this, that many of those jokes that Chappelle is telling you, I didn't write him for him, but I was doing them before his special. Because there are plenty of them. I mean, even my man, Pat Gray admitted that one of the jokes, because it sounded like you. And that's because there are on-air jokes, and there are inner circle jokes, off air. And Chappelle did his special, bless his heart,

with the off air inner circle for his special. And good for him, but it just kills me. I'm just going to have to do a special. I'm going to have to do the Jeff Fisher special, the Jeffie special. Maybe I'll just call it, you know, like the inner circle. I want to see if you can guess who it is I'm doing an impression of. All right, let me get into character.

You got to guess who it is, though. Okay. Okay, here goes. Ready? Duh. Hey, if you do anything wrong in your life, duh, and I find out about it, I'm going to try to take everything away from you. And I don't care when I find out.

It could be today, tomorrow, 15, 20 years from now. If I find out, you're finished. Who is that? Donald Trump, Donald Trump That's you What? That's what the audience Sounds like to me

That's why I don't be coming out Doing comedy all the time Because y'all is the worst Because I've ever tried to entertain In my Life Really good Good stuff

I know Speaking of Donald Trump though Do you see where In Albuquerque, New Mexico Hey you can't think of Albuquerque in New Mexico without thinking of Breaking Bad and meth. You just can't.

That's the capital. When I drove through Albuquerque once, I actually, did we stay in Albuquerque? I think we did stay actually in Albuquerque. We got a hotel room and then we went out to dinner. Because I remember going to dinner and when we were going out to the restaurant to eat, there was a huge police bust in this neighborhood where the restaurant was. Yes, I continued to eat in that neighborhood.

I don't care. The restaurant, we were told the restaurant was good. The police are already there. What bad's going to happen after that. But, I mean, it's all I thought of was Breaking Bad and, you know, meth bus in the whole world, Albuquerque. And Poirloco? So there's a restaurant in Albuquerque now. Urban Takaria.

Nice. It's Takaria. That's what I said. Takaria. Takaria. That's what I said. Takaria. Takaria.

It has Tacos and Burritos Named after popular terms Coined by President Trump Oh yes I like one of them The immigrant There we go

The wall Oh yeah Lock her up That's my favorite one Lock her up What comes under Locker up? I don't know that if I got down here On the menu yet

No I don't have the menu here for Locker up We've got to find that out though Hold on. That's tremendous. Now, people are getting wound up about it. Shut up. When I say people are getting wound up, I'm saying like one person, right?

This is the... The one Facebook post. A university of New Mexico professor, Patricia Pierre, said, normalizing phrases that have been said in a context of hate speech is dangerous. I believe, to quote, someone just a couple of seconds ago

on this podcast, shut up. It seems fun. It seems like you can make fun of this. Because it is. But you're offending a whole community. Nope, just you, a whole. It's normalizing the terms and potentially turning them into

funny or humorous terms. That's, oh my gosh. Yeah? That's the point. And by the way, it's also the point of the guy wants to make, I don't know, some money and he realizes that the Trump train is bigger than the freaking Hillary train.

owner, Mohammed. Oh. Said a lot of his staff are immigrants. So wait a minute. The owner of the restaurant, did I say, mentioned Hanif Mohammed, the owner? So he did that's a joke.

So what you said that he did. He said it's just a spark conversation. So. During our polarized time in our country. So he's capitalizing on what is happening in the country right now in order to sell a couple more tacos to support those immigrants that he's employing. Hanif Mohammed

said 99% of the people who walk in more than 90... This is Donald Trump speaking. That is Donald Trump. 99% of the people who walk in, you know what? More than 99%. 100%.

Don't seem to have an issue with it. Absolutely not. The menu is not designed to insult or hurt people, but it just meant to keep the conversation going to what's happening around us. Shut up, Patricia Pira.

Oh, Patricia, I just want to punch in the face. Let's see if we could get the, we got to find out if we could get the... Okay, well, you get that here. Let's listen to this one. People be surprised. I have friends all kinds of letters. Everybody loves me and I love everybody. I got friends who are elves.

I got friends with bees and I got friends who are G's. But the T's hate my guts. And I don't blame them. It's not their fault. It's mine. I can't stop. telling jokes about these. I don't want to write these jokes, but that just can't stop.

You know, you hear all those letters together all the time, LBGT, LBGT, and you think it's just one big movement. It's not. All those letters are their own movement. They just travel in the same car together. This is a really good bit, actually. That's one of my best bit. It's a really good bit.

And, you know, if you haven't seen the, the Chappelle special. Sixth and Stones. Yeah. Such a good one. It's, uh, it's well worth seeing. It's a big boy show, though. Careful.

Um, it is a big guy show. And not like how we say it's a big guy show. No, it is a big guy show. That's a big. It's a big, cameras because there's no cameras in front of you. I'm just saying it's a big guy show. It's a big, big guy show. Big, big, big guy show.

There's, there's, that's like more than 99. percent of the people. Oh, is it? It's not it. Is that 100? It's a big guy show. So here we go. Lock her up.

It is a chicken tinga burrito. Tenga, is that what it's called? Yeah. Right? You said that one right. Okay. Like taqueria. Fake.

Fake news is a chippole chicken. Nice. Cheapolee. Chipole. Yeah. Let's see what else we got here. We have, oh, here's the, we got to take a look at the menu, but they don't have the, they've got a picture of the menu, but they don't have the, the Trump train. Fake news is Chipotle chicken, right?

The Rudy, the Mueller, grilled steak, and Chipotle sauce. Arball. See, he's not, he's just naming him. Yeah. He's not, he hasn't come up with, the ingredients to kind of mac, yeah. to match what is the name of it. Right. So at the locker up, you know,

you get a little bit of Hillary with a little bit of emails on top. Yes, exactly. Maybe we need to call Muhammad to help him out. You know what? We probably should. We probably should. We could probably come up with a few new phrases for them too.

Absolutely. Yeah. Does he have the huge? Can I get the huge? We need to ask them. We need to ask, Bahamah, do you have the huge? And he might not get it, but it'll be funny for me.

Absolutely. It's spark a conversation. That's what he wants to do. That's what we're trying to do here in this podcast. Thank you. Let me be the first to say, I've had enough of Dorian. Been hanging around way too long. Move the hell out.

I don't know. I know you hung out for that past weekend, smoking cigarettes and drinking down there in the Bahamas. You've wiped them out completely. And he decided. You know, I just go up the coast and stroll along the coast for a little while. And you know what? I'll slow down a little bit and over Georgia, knock some power out. You know what?

I'm going to do a little flooding in northern Florida too just to take that with you. And, you know, we'll knock some power lines out. And we'll just rule up. I'll do a couple of jokes on the way up. And then I'm going to hang out at the Carolina. Do a bunch of flooding. Get some power out. But, you know, it's been, it's been, it's been a,

a week. I'm getting tired of hanging out here in the Atlantic. So I'm going to, you know what? I'm just going to cruise along here. I'm going to put a lot of people underwater, take a lot of power, and then I'm just going to get out of here. How about you speed up a little bit and just get out of here? Time's up. Hit the road. Okay?

I mean, some of the pictures of the Bahamas, like, I know the pictures we're getting from the U.S., you know, the Georgia, the Carolinas, and Florida are horrible, and I don't wish them on anyone, but we see those all the time when storms come through. I mean, hello, tornado took the roof off my house too, okay? Hello, it's winter!

Cry me a river, okay? But the Bahamas was, I mean, just a complete wipeout. Who cares? The cruise industry cares. That's a main stop for them. What do you mean? Who cares? That's a big business.

And it's a little quick jaunt from America. You hop in a little rowboat from Miami. You're over to the Bahamas in no time. Oh, you just row out to the Bahamas. Can I quote you on that? People just row out to the Bahamas all the time. Can I quote you on that? Can I quote you that I can roll from Miami?

Anywhere from NASA to Miami. You're just a row away. You're just a rowboat on the east coast and you can just row out. Bahamas. You're there. It's rope. Just start rowing east. Just start rowing.

And you're there. There you go. All of a sudden. From NASA all the way down to Miami. Oh, you're going to hit something and there's the Bahamas. So. Or not anymore.

Oh, you're still going to hit the islands. This is nobody's. We don't have any place for you to stay. Okay. You're going to have to sleep in your boat. But what about that commercial? I just saw about, you know, the big huts with the runway to them. not the Bahamas that will show on like on Fox News commercials with the Kardashian state isn't

not the Bahamas I'm not sure you know you just play with me I used to make him trying to look back now but I saw that hurts Chris does it I hope it hurts I hope it hurts so but I did read a story about where we saw a couple of stories where one guy you know his spouse died during the storm and well I love getting all those stories thing I've not made a lot of making fun of the guys losing family members of the storm, okay? But then I read a story last night, and the life of me, I can't find it, so maybe I just made it up. Maybe I just made it up in my head, because it was when they went back home, the Bahamas are starting to smell like death.

And the guy's living out of his car, and there's, you know, boats are everywhere, and the houses are ruined. And I'm thinking, wow, because it sucked to be in the Bahamas. us now. If you're in a robo right now rowing east off the coast of Florida, you might want to turn around. There's nothing for you there. If the wind is just right, is Florida going to start smelling the death? Oh, that's not funny. Okay, I stop making fun of that. Just, I don't even know why you played the music. You get me going into feeling that making jokes like that, see, it's just people like it. Yeah. We get tons of emails and phone calls. Do we do? They love when you make fun of something tragic.

Speaking of emails at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. And you can email me anytime. And you can call the CTF hotline too. What the heck is our number? 214. It's right in front of you. Is there a number of people could call? Yeah, it's right in front of you.

Is there anybody on the line? Not now, but the number's right in front of you. 214-735-9356. You can call and leave a voicemail. Tomorrow, on Friday, I'm going to, you know, transform Fat Pile Friday into Voicemail Friday. So I went to voicemail Friday. All part of Chewing the Fads Fat Pile Friday.

So that's tomorrow. But so today, I want to talk to you a little bit about your emails. I received multiple emails. Uh-oh. Multiple emails. I don't like that. And your face went from laughing to like super serious. asking me to tell them when or who, when and who,

the douche comments were made from the radio host that I was mad at. Oh, we can't. Taking over the douche comments. Yeah. So, and I haven't replied to you. And you're not going to. Thank you for the email. And I told you, you know, we made the little joke that, you know, I might ask.

I might tell you on an email. So I got the emails to find out. I can't. I just can't. No, you cannot. I just can't. So just know, and I just know

that I haven't heard this particular host do it again. Did you talk to his people? So, no, but I almost did. Oh, you did. I almost did. But, so, you know, it's...

Maybe your producer went to his people and it's like, hey, what are you doing? I hope that's the case. Maybe. I hope that's the case. Just know, though, that if I hear this particular, particular host

delve into the douchebaggery again there will I don't know what kind of but there's sanctions and I'm going to write a strongly worded letter something you should do that

start out with a strongly worded letter and then throw it away. Speaking of the storm though we'll get back to the storm now there's a big story I've got many of you sent it to me I saw the I saw the messages on Facebook and on Twitter,

at Jeffrey JFR, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, your messaging me saying, hey, this is a perfect, you know, fat pile story for chewing the fat. And I'll read you the headline, and then I'll tell you what ticks me off about it. You'll know what ticks me off about it.

But because of the storm and all, you know, Dorian's out there hanging out in the Bahamas, wiping them out, smoking cigarettes for the week, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of cocaine wash up on shore. in Florida. And everybody said, Hey,

this is a story for you, the story of you. Did it belong to you? Did it belong to you? Let's be clear. A, if it did already belong to me, this would not be a story

because there would be no reporting of it. If I was the one who found it, you would not be here. You would not know about this story. In fact, in the story it talks about, it's maddening. It all started.

They've got like, I mean, they found. bricks with a special stamp on it. But the first one, the first one is all by one, all by itself out there on the beach. One of the people that live on the beach,

the beach is evacuated. There's nobody there because of the storm. It's coming. They've got people, nobody there. One guy is staying on the beach. The police monitor the beach once, you know, every few hours they come by. The one guy that doesn't evacuate calls the police.

police over and says, look at that. There's a package on the beach. I don't think that's right. That looks like some kind of strange package. You guys should check that out. What? What? Are you kidding me? Just go. It's just maddening. It really is. It's just maddening. And that's the guy that stays too. That's the guy that stays there. I'll watch it. I'll watch it for you guys. That's the guy that's going to be right. That's the guy. And we're talking to Will Johansson retired from outer New York, upstate New York for years, and he's decided that he's not going to evacuate.

I can't evacuate. I've lived here now for seven years, and this is what's happened, and I'm going to make sure everything stays okay. But I saw something on the beach and blew onto the beach. I knew it wasn't right. It didn't look right. It looked like some sort of criminal activity. So I reported it.

Good for you. and now the cartill is going to beat your ass for snitching on their drugs. So for those of you that have a kilo, the block of cocaine with the letters, D-I-A-M-A-N-T on it. One more time? D-I-A-M-A-N-T

stamped on the brick. Apparently it's, you should know this. It's, you should know this is one, it's your people's word. Yeah. For diamond. Yeah. Diamante. That's what I said, diamond.

Yeah, Diamante. And how did you spell it? D-I-A-M-A-N-T? Yeah, that's what was on the brick. It's missing an E at the end. It's only so many, so much space on the brick, bro. It's what you get. So now the bricks have a character limit.

That's all you get. You have the character limit. And by the way, if you're, my letters are this size. The brick is this size. This is all you're getting. And by the way, if you're labeling your, cocaine as Diamante. I don't know, maybe do

the Diamante logo. And it's just one little thing. You put a little diamond to it. You got to put the big letters. All they had is the letters to stand. Diamant. Diamant. That's what you said.

Diamant. Diamant. I don't know how to say Diamante. Yeah, there we go. No, it's Diamant. Diamant. Now it's like what? Diamant.

My man. My man. Die man. What's happening? Die man. So whoever is stamping the bricks with die man, they're coming. Call us. We'll give you some ideas how to properly label and secure your cocaine.

No, do not call us. Do not call 214, 7359356. Do not call that number. As long as we're still talking about the storm, things washing up on the, of the show. There it is. It's back. It's the new TV show on CNN. CNN has started a new TV show. It's called a red van stuck in water as Doran hits it since this morning. Well, first of all, let me say that if that's a van, maybe it's a van in Puerto Rico because it's not a van in America. That's not a van. What was that?

No, it's just a little SUV. Oh, SUV. Oh, okay. Sorry. SUV station wagon kind of the band. Oh, so a van. But you see where the cameraman just set up his camera and there. Yeah, just left. He's off drinking. Yeah. Yep. Yep, I'm still there.

Hurricane party. Down the block. So, but it just shows one car off on the beach in, you know, one of the beaches. I don't even think it could set exactly. It was Myrtle. Yes. But it's out there on the beach. So the water from the ocean is slamming up against the car.

All morning. It's been there all morning All morning So I'm thinking now it has now And originally if it's been there all morning It hasn't been in the water all day Right so I mean he had an opportunity to at least maybe try to bring the car back Well I don't know let's go back to the taste on CNN

And maybe CNN look at it look at it It's back! I know they keep saying it The cameraman just came back by the way because it didn't close up He zoomed in he's like oh crap I'm back let them know that I'm here And he's zoomed up really crappy so he's drunk Yeah I say that CNN owes me now on SUV

Now, see, oh, it's a Jeep, sorry. He's a Jeep. So it might still work. This is a perfect commercial for Jeep. If they drive in that thing and drives away, it is. If I'm Jeep, I'm sending somebody out there right now, man. Hey, we need to go over there. Oh, oh, oh, oh, that's going to go soon.

Oh, crap. This is going to go soon. I love this. We are recording this podcast live. Those of you that are watching, watching the video, you can see that we're recording. Oh, look it. We are closed again. is coming. It is. And Dorian

is flying by. The storm surge is coming up and so it is slamming into this car and it's close to just being hauled off. It's going to capsize. It will capsize soon. Call Johnson. Call Johnson.

But originally you think, yeah, CNN should at least try to get good. But if it was already getting hit by water. I know, I know it's getting, I know the bumper is starting to tear apart. You know, those strong metal bumpers. That Jeep swear a spy? Yeah, like every car has these days.

It's unbelievable. But my thing is, that guy right now that is doing the report out of metal beach, he'd have gone over there and the cameraman should have pushed it off until a little more higher. Because what is the point of having... It's not their responsibility. It is a responsibility. No, it is not.

As a good cemetery. As a good cemetery. I, you know, I may I want to agree with it. you I want to agree with you as a good cemetery. Look at that. But as a good cemetery, you'd believe that you want it to be buried, right? If you're a cemetery, you want things to be buried in my mind. It's just my mind.

But maybe the water is pushing it back. So it's not going to take office. It's going to, that salt water does so much damage. Oh, yeah. After these big storms like this, I would, and there's going to be car dealerships really mad at me now. but don't buy used cars. Absolutely not. I mean, holy cow.

I was seriously, after these storms, I see some of the used car lots in the Metroplex. They're full of cars. And every time I drive by, I'm like, how? Where did that one come from? Are those all Harvey cars? Are those all, I mean, after Hurricane Harvey, man, if I'm a dealership in Houston, I'm shipping them up here. I get it. I understand.

As a good cemeterian, I would say, no. No, don't do that. Don't do that. bury it. But I want to just broadcast live and see this car now. I want CNN to just give us a live feed of the car now. Because, like, as I started to say,

originally I was thinking that it is their fault, right? They should have at least tried to pull it back a little bit. But if it was already getting hit by water when the cameraman shows up, then it's not their responsibility. They're just filming it. And that's part of the deal. Live with it. It's not their fault.

Your car is on the beach. Getting slammed by water. It's yours. Duh. So, Chris, you know, I appreciate, you know, your help with the show. He's such a douche. But why are you printing stuff out for the show? And, you know, if you print stuff, you print stuff,

I prefer to have stories, print stuff. it out on one side of the paper. So, you know, you're just looking at one side of the paper. Yeah. These stories that you're printed today are on both sides. Yeah. Have you turned it to some sort of environmentalist? You know what?

Yes. Just for you. Is that part of the cemetery? The cemetery believe and the smart car believe. Yes. That's agonizing. Well, tough. Kill trees.

Kill trees. Yes. Have you looked at Glenn's desk right now? This is the show's motto. It has like 10 piles. And you fat pile. What's your fat pile, by the way? I'm wearing it.

Oh, you... It's ready for tomorrow? Yeah, thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat, by the way, and it's my own fat pile, and I'm ready to go. I mean, if those of you listening on Blaze Radio Network, thank you, but how about you subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher? How about that? I mean, I appreciate you listening on Blaze Radio.

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I give and I give and I give. Today I've had to read stories on both sides of the paper. That's how hard it is. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Welcome to the dessert portion of chewing the fat today. as one caller who called into 214-735-9356 powered by Patriot Mobile

our CTF hotline I like to call it the Grizzle section I don't think we're going to stick with the grizzle though I mean thanks for the call but I appreciate it but I don't like the grizzle the grizzle is

I guess you do chew on the grizzle I mean I get the point I get the point it's the nastiness hard piece of meat fat that's at the end of steaks and on the side of the bone. I thought it was like a George Foreman.

I thought it was like, you know, you'd do some grizzle in the backyard. Only cemeterians do that. So you're going to carry this? This is a thing now? You call me an idiot? Eric called you an idiot again.

So what are we doing? What are we doing? Are we doing marshmills? No, that's tomorrow. Oh, Okay, okay. So what are we doing? This is the dessert section of Thursday's broadcast.

I know. So what are we doing? I have no ideas. Well, whose show is this? Anyway, I can't figure out one story I'm doing because there's stuff on both sides of the paper. You still on this? Seriously, I can't. Seriously.

You still on this? Yes. It's agonizing. What stories you have in front of you? Maybe I can help you out. All right, I'll do one story. You can help me out after I do this one story. Okay.

All right. I love this story. Chris even brought this story to me today, and of course, I already had it. Thanks. It's a double-sided story too. But the story, aggressive rooster pecks Australian woman to death in rare attack. Right? Now, that sounds like a great story.

Again, what we've learned here on chewing the fat, sometimes just go with the headline, be done. Because automatically in your mind, you are picturing, you know, like the cockfights and the giant roosters on top of this lady just pecking her eyes out. and you're thinking of, you know, Bloomhouse horror movies, the rooster. And, you know, it's just attacking people. Really, this rooster pecked this lady's legs a couple of times that she had varicose veins.

And so the veins popped and that's how she died. So she got killed by rooster. So, you know, it's sad that she is. She did technically get pecked to death by a rooster, but not this giant rooster attack. He pecked her legs. and hit the Veracos veins. I think we just stick with the headline.

Aggressive rooster pecks Australian woman to death in rare attack. Aggressive rooster pecks Australian woman to death in rare attack. Sorry, I got this check that was reading this headline. Okay, so now Chris, why don't you help me out? Oh, yay. All right. Waiting? No.

I felt you see a bunch of stores in front of you. And I was going to help you out pick which one you should do. And that's what I said. All right. That is exactly what I said. Women with natural L-cut breast donating her gift to sign. Yeah, do that one. Yeah, do that one.

I didn't know breasts could go to L. Okay. Alice Whiskin. Bless her heart and her breast. I've been given a lovely gift of big boobs, she says. 26-year-old posted Monday on Facebook. Let's see the picture. Okay, so it's a lovely gift, but I mean, she admits to being, well, it's, I've seen a bigger.

Hello. Thank you. She's from, became a living hell already enormous breast balloon four size. Oh, maybe this picture is after the surgery. That's possible. I have known, I've known a couple of, well, more than a couple actually now that I think about it, who have had breast reduction surgeries. Because apparently, you know, they just get too cumbersome

and you just hate to have them around. So apparently they swelled from H to L. Is L the max? I don't know that. You should know that. Isn't this your field of expertise? Breast size? Yeah, doesn't you have like a bunch of websites?

So I've heard. L.com. That's the largest one. Nice. Now, I know this picture, hold on. I was supposed to want her daughter last year before her girl. Okay, so this picture is before they swelled to L. Okay.

So, because I've seen many females with... Can I quote you on that? Yes. Who have swelled bigger than what she has in this picture. And who lived their lives regularly. There was one, there's a particular, area that I used to work in that had a lot of African-American people that lived in the neighborhood.

And there were several women in that neighborhood that were a lot larger than L. A lot larger than L. But she wants to donate, she wants to donate her breasts. Thank you. and I say, you know, good luck. Congratulations. She wants to donate to her breast tissue to cancer patients.

I mean, that's great. That's out of tissue, baby. That is great. I mean, that is very, very nice. Now, she said that her Facebook campaign to raise awareness about breast cancer with fundraising goal of $596? Are you kidding me?

Are those pounds or dollars? What the hell? You didn't even think, you know, my goal is $1,000, right? I figure I'm going to raise. raise a thousand bucks. My goal is $596. Are there any cents in there? Once the target is met, the funds will be automatically donated to cancer research. Okay, good. I mean, that, look, it's very, that's very nice of her and it's wonderful. And every penny and dime that can go to cancer research in the U.S. or in the UK or anywhere in the world, that's fantastic.

How much was it again? Because F cancer. And the words of, uh, uh, uh, my main man. 40 acres in a mule. Yeah, Cam Edwards. F cancer, and I'm with you 100%. How much? The fundraising goal is $596. Maybe that's... But according to this, she has not,

she's not reached that because she said once she reaches that, once the target is met. I want to give something to those suffer from cancer. The surgery is four hours. And afterwards, it's a month of not doing much. Well, isn't that what every woman does anyways? I will have a fake thing.

Fake what? Nipple. Okay. And I won't be able to breastfeed. Well, were you able to breastfeed right now? Your kid is like eight years old. By the way, I believe the reason why she did 509 pounds, 509. So if I ever have another baby, they could grow back.

There's a 10% chance, but even if it doesn't work, I want this to be talked about more. Okay, so unless she's creating a conversation. Maybe just like spark you over there in, uh, Burkirky, New Mexico. Here's some sparks the conversation. But maybe it's 509 because how much the breast weighted when she took them off? Is that possible to have 509 pounds of breast? Sure.

I mean, anything is possible. But they would have to do some big swelling after this picture to get to 500. You know, if they wanted to be weighted that much. I'm just trying to spark the conversation. Well, good luck. Alice, I hope you make it. I hope that you reach your goal of $596. It just seems like a strange goal to me.

That's all. I just, that's all. But I hope she gets it. I wanted to get there. And I wanted to get the reduction, and I wanted to live a great life, happy life with less than L breasts. It was a good TV show.

Elbreast. Less than L breast. That's a good TV show either. than L breast. And you bring girls that had like L breast and now they're normal. Well, that was NipTuck, right? That was a TV show.

Did you ever watch NipTuck? Yes, I did. We talked about it. That's a good TV show. I like NipTuck. I love NipTuck. Except there was one episode. Did we talk about this?

Yes, we have. Why are you looking like that? What? Because I know the punchline. What is the punchline? No, go for it. No, go ahead. Tell me.

Go for it. Tell me. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it. You know the, you know what, you know the story? Let's hear it. In fact, I'm not joking around.

I want you to do, go ahead. What story am I going to do? That's what I thought, my friend. That's what I thought. Don't look at me like that, like you think, oh, no, I knew you didn't know the story. I knew you didn't know it. Go ahead. Don't you play that close again.

Just tell me what story you think I was going to do. I have no idea how I want to keep talking about he's going to play that damn out again, and I don't want to hear it again.