Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 191 | Fat Pile Friday - VOICEMAIL Edition

Episode Date: September 6, 2019

Jeffy is taking your voicemail and then we find out that on Sunday, that he will be celebration grandparents day since he's a grandfather. Dr. Ken Canfield is a nationally known leader and scholar who has committed his life to strengthening fathers and families. He founded the National Center for Fathering – fathers.com – in 1990 and has been involved with many other organizations during his career. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. One thing we can look forward to coming soon to a television screen near you. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. And don't play the political music because I know she's, you know, a congresswoman from New York. But she's hot so she gets a pass. I get it. But we're not going to talk. We're not talking about her in a political sense right now.

We're talking about Alexandria Acosio-Cortez. agreeing to a glam session with Rupal's drag race star. I can't wait for Sugar Cain to redo and make up AOC. It will be fun to watch. Because I don't know if I can listen to her, because that will be kind of agonizing, and this is where you could probably want to play the music because otherwise I'm going to start talking political stuff

and I don't necessarily want to do it. Yeah, let's do that. Let's play that. I'm still looking forward to the makeup. The Glam session, though, with Sugar King. Usually the host stops talking. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Hi, Jesse. My name is Nick. I'm from Chicago. A few weeks ago, someone on the blazed did a story about how the biggest wave ever surfed broke the record for 80 feet, I think back in like 2018 or 2017. The record before that was 78 feet. Here's my question. How the hell do you measure the difference between a 78-foot wave and an 80-foot wave? Especially when they're talking about giving people rewards, like tens of thousands of dollars for surfing the biggest wave ever surf.

All right. Thank you. That is all. I don't want to get into the scientific data that's used for measurements of wave riding. But because, you know, it's highly technical. And, you know, I get, I don't want to get bogged down. Don't bog me down with facts. Yeah.

Well, no, I bogged. Yeah, I don't want to bogging you down with facts. But, I mean, I appreciate. you calling and I appreciate your observation and I can appreciate as a layman watching a surfing contest you wouldn't understand the intricacies

that are involved in wave management. Do you call him stupid? No. I feel like you called them stupid. Of course that he's a listener. In big boy terms you called them stupid. He was kind enough to call 214-735-9356

the CTF hotline powered by Patriot Mobile. I mean I mean, I appreciate that. I appreciate the observation. Again, I can well understand as a layman how the intricacies of wave management, you know, confuse you. Right there, that's when I'm thinking that you call him stupid slash idiot. See? In like $10 words.

I don't get that. I didn't get that out of there. Huh. Oh, well. Oh, well. Hey, how come? And welcome to Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it.

Today is going to be, you know, it's Fat Pile Friday, and part of the Fat Pile is actually voicemails. Nice. So we've got some voicemails to play back for you. Some, some good. Some, not so good. So, let me rephrase, they're all great. And you heard them all.

They're all great. All 200 of them. I love them all. And I love you for doing it. I actually do love you for doing it. And it means a lot to me. and I do appreciate many of you who called with varying observations like the one we just aired struggling with the wave management

and the wave detection on height, but I know, I digress. Also, I see now that the Galaxy Fold, the Samsung Galaxy Fold, is now going to be released again. What? Are you kidding me? Why don't I have one? I asked them to send me one. You did.

I remember that. I am a Samsung user. I am a Samsung customer. I am a, I want a fold. I will test it for you. Now, apparently they're going to go on sale in South Korea, a little bit of way. from here.

Is it? Where I'm at. It's not quite... He can't just go around the corner. It's not quite the... Korea Town is right behind us. Not the Metroplex. Right behind us.

Now, but remember it was supposed to hit the U.S. And then they sent the ones out to be reviewed, which I was not a part of that either. Samsung. And they had some issues with the fold that took place. They had a couple of issues and some malfunctions. Oh, no.

Now, if you remember right, we talked a lot about the malfunctions and stuff because some of them, I think were user error? Yeah, I do. But still, they couldn't, after the poor reviews and all that, there's no way they could release it. So they, you know, postponed the launch and the smartphone. And, you know, good for them. It's a good move. But now they're going to launch it in South Korea. We'll get a, you know, a pre-use that.

But Samsung. I don't know how South Korea gets it. Right? And why South Korea? Yeah. Like, maybe are they hoping that, you know, if they have other malfunctions, it doesn't get reported on? Because that's not the way the world works anymore. Because we all know that you don't, actually, do we know that when big technology phones come out, they hit the South Korea market first?

Oh, South Korea market's huge. Oh, okay, okay. South Korea market is top. I mean, I know there are plenty of laymen that think, you know, in the business world that don't understand the intricacies of business. and launching devices around. But, you know, I don't want to talk down to you. But just know that those of us in the know, know that South Korea's top notch.

When I think of releasing new smartphone, South Korea, got it. First thing right there. Top of mind. So anyway, I want one. I want a full, darn it. Now my feelings are hurt. Oh, Samsung.

That's the last thing we want. Thank you. Appreciate it. I love Samsung. I have the 9 plus. I don't have the 10. I've been waiting. Is that the 10?

No, this is the 9 plus. No, no, no. The one that's the last year in South Korea. That would be number 10. The 10's already out. The 10. So what are they releasing? The 10, no.

This is the fold. So just fold. The galaxy fold. There's no number. Not that I'm aware of. Oh, okay. Okay. And, you know.

Why do you have nine and not the 10. Because the nine plus, first of all the nine plus. Okay, why do you have the nine? All right. Why do you have the nine plus and not the ten? Because, uh, well, two reasons. One, I like the nine plus. Still works great. It's working fine. How does that? No. Two years? And two, um, last I checked, I'm not ready, I'm not available for an upgrade. So you're in the, you're still on the year?

So unless something actually goes wrong with it, you're stuck with it? I'm good. And plus I've, and you're not going to like this Samsung, but I really was thinking about the note, the 10th note, but I know a couple people that have it

and my 9 plus is just as good or better than, even the 10. I mean, the 10 is, the 10 really is like, 9 plus plus I don't know that it does any I don't know that it does So it's like the new iPhone

So the note right Yeah The note is you know It has the writing utensil And you could do that Which I thought was kind of cool And I know a couple people that use it And they said

It is kind of cool to have it like that But I lost the pen They kept losing the pan They didn't know what they're doing And I thought Yeah That's one of the things That I don't understand

Why these cell phones And iPad providers Are pushing for their pen Right. Unless it's a money, but that's why, right? It's like a light bulb. You've got to buy a new one. Yeah, but unlike the light bulb, those pens are not like $3.

No, they are not. They're like $50, $100. Oh, they're not. And plus, there's a pen that goes with this Surface Pro that I have here. And where is it? That's at home. Because I don't know if you know this. They take a battery.

I'm sorry? They take a battery in the pen itself. So what's the point of the pen? because it's an artwork when you're creating. What kind of battery? AAA? No. Chris,

funny you say that because it's a battery. I don't know that I have to order for $8 billion from a special battery place. That's great. Actually, I don't know where I get it from, but it's not a regular battery. It's not a regular battery. It's probably one of those watch batteries.

Yes, it's something like that. But I mean, so like, it's just like, you're kidding me? Is that rechargeable? It's not rechargeable. Can I stick it and can I plug it in? Yeah. Why can't I have it like docked to the pro when it's charging and that charges?

Yeah. A million dollar idea there for you, Microsoft. And they'll just say it because we own a big piece of the battery company too, Jeff. So shut up, okay. Put a new battery in there. And they're probably supposed to last for, I don't know how long. I don't do yours to last. Well, now, when I acquired this Surface Pro, it had been a used product.

I thought we said yesterday you talked about never buy a used vehicle. Why did you buy a used computer? See, the keyword there is buy. The keyword there is buy. Okay, why did you steal? I went to the Mercury Studios clearance rack. Okay, and you got that one. And I saw the Surface Pro there, and I went, I want that one.

and that's the one I have. So I didn't buy anything. Had I bought a Surface Pro, that pet would still be working. I guarantee you that. All right, well, since it's a fat pile Friday and voicemail Friday as well, we might as well go to the break room

because I need a Coca-Cola zero. Yes, Brickley. Oh my gosh. I have a present. I have a present for you. I brought someone for you. Nice. I brought a phone for you.

There's a big event coming this weekend, especially on Sunday. I know. We were just talking about the, we were just talking about how we're going to get together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Sunday, I wanted to celebrate this with you because we all know that, you're a grandfather to this beautiful. My wife is a grandfather.

No, no. It doesn't work that way. But you just, no. And you as a grandfather, Sunday. September 8 is dedicated just for you, Jeff Fisher. What? So I brought Dr. Ken to explain this amazing holiday that you celebrate because you are Grandfather Jeffie.

Oh my gosh, not that I want to be. Dr. Ken Canfield, welcome to chewing the fat. How are you, sir? I'm chewing the grandparenting fat with you, Jeff. Congrats. No, that hurts. No, my wife is excited. and she's happy and she's, you know, she's a great-grandmother,

but, you know, it's funny how I'm not a grandfather, but you're going to tell me how important grandfathering is, right? Right on. Yes, sir. Yes. Well, you're going to have to work until you're 70 because grandmothers like to fund grandchildren. Do they need new shoes?

Do they need to go to camp? I mean, there's nothing better that moves the endorphins of a grandmother. I mean, there is a neurological benefit when, grandchildren are born for those grandmothers. They know it. It's intuitive. And I believe right now we're at a precipice where we need grandparent involvement more than ever.

I mean, I don't think you're... I don't think you're wrong there. We've seen evidence of how important the family is, and we're starting to find out more and more how really important the family is and how since we've deteriorated that family aspect of our livelihood, how it's affected our children? For sure. You know, in North America, we've kind of messed up. You look overseas in an Asian culture.

They respect elders. In fact, grandparents are part of the family system. In the U.S., it's not so much. And even south of the border, grandparents are key. So we've got to reclaim this grant, I think, and stake it because, you know, we're living longer, too. So with my son, who gave a grandchild to my wife, and to you, says, you're not moving in with me and you're going to a home.

That's not a good thing. I should ship him this interview and say, hey, listen up. That's right. Grandparents have two things, and grandmothers are flush with them. More available time and a little bit more available cash. So, hey, you've got to be nice to those grandparents and open the door. So Sunday is the big day Is the big celebration day

It hasn't really turned in How long have we been trying to make this into An actual big day Because I mean Unlike most people I use it as a huge celebration We party we We barbecue

We've already got beer on ice We've got the kegs there We're all ready to go We've got things Cake Yes Anything you can think of for a party Yes

But for most people, most people, thank you, but for most people, this isn't a day of celebration. And I mean, how long is, how long have you been trying to get this started as a day of celebration? And, yeah, good point. Nationally since 1979. Now, Mother's Days and Father's Days, those are big, but they were back in the early 1900. Yes, they were.

We're coming on. And this is the deal. You are an emerging demographic. Now, that's not a disease or anything, but there's... Feels like what, though? Well, I may, but in 2020, there will be 80 million grandparents in North America. And when you start to pass on, you know, not just wealth and physical assets, you know, not saying you're going to, you know, meet your end soon, but when you think about the wisdom,

I think if you just tell this grandchild, all the failures you've had, Jeff, in life, you're going to prepare them for a prosperous future. Ken, there's only so much time the kid has with me. Oh, that's true. Oh, Dr. Ken, that was the best line I've ever heard from an interviewee. Oh, you don't know if Jeff is a failure from the moment he was born. So this guy has hundreds and hundreds of years of failure to tell his granddaughter. I know we're in the break room and we're ha-ha-ha-ha.

Anyway, Doc, okay, so it's been going since 1979. So are you part of, and I appreciate you coming on, Dr. Ken Canfield, and we're talking to him about Grandparents Day, which is, you know, this Sunday, September 8th, and it also kickoff of the NFL season. But, you know, last night was the first game, but really the first Sunday of NFL. How long, are you a part or trying to make this into a, you know, a movement to make? Make it a national thing? Oh, we got to, Jeff.

It's critical. Right now, the fastest growing family demographic, hold your breath. 2.5 million grandparents are raising full-time over 8 million kids under the age of 18. Grandparents have a safety net, you know, when things fall apart. So, yeah, we got to advocate and say we need grandparents. So over 2 million grandparents. are raising 8 million grandkids right now in America. Absolutely, under the age of 18.

And that's heavy lifting. Now, think if this child came over, you know, you just say when the grandkids come over say, hey, I'm twice blessed. I'm blessed when you come and I'm blessed when you leave. Yeah. Now, your grandmother or your wife won't say that. But my first one did.

But anyway, sorry, bad joke. Well, the critical thing, and this is where I say, Jeff, you do have accumulated wisdom and experience that needs to be a part of your legacy. I know your listeners love you, but I know this grandchild adores you and worships you as you get older. Now you can turn in too, oh, somebody to worship me finally. Well, do it however you want to do it. but make sure you build in your legacy in an emotional way because, okay, let's get real. Jeff, your testosterone decreases as your age. Have you seen my blood work test or something?

No, no, no, but you become more emotive. You're much more mellow. You're likable. You'll start crying when you see this grandchild achieve stuff. So this is the real stuff that extends your life. In fact, research supports that. You're tight with your grandchildren. Your wife is tight with them.

It is absolutely a benefit to your lifespan and a contributor. Dr. Ken, I've personally seen the cushy side of Jeff Fisher. We had an event here. I think it was like two weekends ago where Jeffie's son, you know, became an Eagle Scout. And the little granddaughter looked at Jeffrey. A little daughter from another son, by the way. Yeah, from another son. Yeah.

This little granddaughter looked at Grandpa Jeff. and said, nap time? Nap time? She was ready to rock and roll and go with grandpa and go to sleep for a nap. It's time to rest, man. So I can see that already, that relationship is there. It's just, Jeff, it's a little hard to break. Yeah.

And this is what we need to tell grandparents. If possible, maintain as much connection. And this is the tough thing, Jeff, as you know, families are different to stay in age. Yeah, they sure are. Yeah. I don't have the, I don't feel, I, I'm surprised. I mean, I personally had a great relationship with, you know, with one set of grandparents. Well, with both, actually, but one set passed away when I was really young.

And, you know, I mean, I remember them. But the other set of grandparents, I mean, I had a relationship with them well into my, you know, late teens. And it was, some people, I talked to them about that and they're like, oh, I never knew my grandparents or they were fighting with my parents my whole life so we didn't get along. I thought it's just, it's unnatural to me to think like that. Yeah, that's healthy. And what we need to do is regain that. So you, you had something that you can pass on.

And for many grandparents, they don't have that access. But if a grandparent's listening and there's some issues that need to be addressed, address them, you know, get humble, get real. say, hey, let's reconcile for the sake of the grandchildren, because grandchildren benefit when grandparents are involved. And there's a lot of grandparents that all they have to do is say, hey, I'm sorry for the parents. You know, if I did it over differently, I do things in a new way, but let it be known this. I may not have been the best dad or mom, but I want to be a supporter on your team as a grandparent. And parents will say, wow, I've been waiting for this. So it's a time to renew family.

Dr. Ken Canfield, thank you so much for joining us on chewing the fat today and be ready to, you know, look, I mean, you're welcome to show up to the party on the, this Sunday.

I mean, I'll be in the break room. Thank you, Doc. I appreciate you joining us on chewing the fat. You got it. Take care. Yes, it's Fat Pile

voicemail Friday. You that were chosen to participate. Call 214. 7359356 powered by Patriot Mobile the CTF Hotline On behalf of Chewing the Fat and its subsidiaries

Thank you I like that That is so cool Just a quick open for CTF Chewing the Fat Pad Pad Pile voicemail Fright

When do the dancers come out? I don't know but I hope they get here soon I saw where we've got robot dancers now in Paris. Yeah, you told me that earlier, yeah. And I didn't see, I'm looking forward. You know, Paris was like the number one stop. Remember yesterday we talked about the number one stop in the world. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Paris was number one? No, Paris was on the list. On the list, yeah. Yeah, there wasn't number one. But I forget now who was number one. That's how much I cared about that stupid. I shouldn't even down the list. I don't even care.

But in Paris, they're having robot dancers. Dancers. Pole dancers. I could possibly be a fan. Yeah, all the doing is dancing. It's just like watching our car, going through the car wash. Wait.

Wait. So a robot pole dancer is like watching a car. Going through a car wash. With or without water. With water. Really? Yeah.

And suds and so. Oh, I. Yeah. and says so I know. I've been working on that joke since yesterday, since you told me about this super six robot. You never brought it up on yesterday's broadcast. I was expecting it.

I was like, oh, I guess this joke was never going to last. But hey, look at that. It worked. So, yeah, you got it in. It's all you look. That's what you write stuff. Sometimes you use it sometimes you don't. It's working on stuff.

You're always working. I always throw it. So we might as well get to some of the voicemails. I went through the voicemails. And if you didn't make, look, if you didn't make the cut today, try harder. I appreciate your calls. And I appreciate your input.

I appreciate your attempted conversation. I appreciate some of you don't quite understand what the hotline was built up for. But then again, I don't even know if I know what it was built up for. Digress. Digress. So, you know, again, it's 2-14-7-359-356, powered by Patriot-Mobil. But just know that all voicemails are heard by Jeffrey. And will be played.

Yes. Possibly could be played. If you're not being, you know, if your voice notes did not get played, just know that Jeffrey, I make them every morning, I come in. Because what a gutless bastard just cruising. It's not me that's cutting you. It's not me. I like you all.

If it was up to me, if Jeffrey let me listen to him, I would have picked you. Absolutely. Fine. I'll be the bad guy. That's fine. I'll be the bad guy. because it's not being a bad guy. Look, we have a limited amount of time.

True. We have a limited amount of time. We have a limited amount of tape. Yeah, we don't use tape, but we have a little limited amount of digital. We do have a limited amount of tape. There's no question about that. You know what? You're right.

You're right. So we might as well get to it. We'll start, you know, from the, we're going to go a numerical order. Jeffrey, I freaking love you. And warning Chris Cruz. serious question alert serious question alert since I guess we have to

warn you ahead of time Jeffrey, why do you let those guys pick on you like Patton and Glenn and stewing on them? You are my favorite I don't know why you let those guys pick on you. I know, thank you.

One day I'm to see you take him down and so the Glenn Beck show we call the Jeffie yeah, where your last name is show. So I'm subscribed on all of my advice and programs like 37 devices. Every time you guys

I appreciate that. I mean, that may be wallworthy. Whoa. Just the end of that. Just the end of that may be wallworthy. So if you two subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher, and I've talked about how I want you to subscribe, and it's not enough just to subscribe on your, you know,

whatever little phone you listen to on the way home, I want all devices. subscribed. I want to chewing the fat. I want televisions. I want tablets. I want phones. When your kid comes down and says, hey, dad, look at this on my phone.

Subscribe to chewing the fat. So what will happen when you have multiple devices subscribing, you won't just get this, which is, you know, the one. And sometimes, you know, like on Mondays and on the weekends, you might end up getting boop-boop. But if you do the multiple devices in your home,

I mean, I'm a fan. I'm a fan of multiple devices getting alerts. And I think that might make it to the wall. That might be wall worthy. Hey, Jeffrey, this is, obviously, you know me. I'm your best customer. Anyway, I'm calling regards to, you know, our regular transaction. Hold on one second.

Before we get to the next call, go back to the first one again, the one that has the multiple devices getting alerted when chewing the fat. And what was his name again? Jeffrey, I freaking love you. And warning, Chris Cruz, serious question alert, serious question alert. He doesn't say his name, is it? Because, you know, I can't remember his. He can't remember Bind.

Well, to be fair to you, you can't remember his because he never said his name. And look, and it is common courtesy. when you leave a message for someone to say who you are calling. I know with caller ID and everything, you know, you don't have to do that anymore, but you're calling the CTF hotline. Can't afford caller ID?

I mean, it just happens to the people call. Oh, okay. Are you meaning to tell me that Patriot Mobile gave us some shoddy phone that doesn't have caller ID? No, no, no, we have caller. Okay. Yeah, but the problem is just a bunch of numbers. He doesn't tell me their names.

So when they call me, he goes, you know, 214-77-77-77-7. Right. Ohio. Doesn't say Bill? No. Bill from Ohio? No, it does not. No, it means you don't have a programmed in.

Because I don't know this person. So, you know, I appreciate the kind words, no-name caller. And I appreciate all the kind of words. appreciate you, you know, caring about me getting picked on. However, you know, I do fight back, and a lot of times it's off the air so you don't see it. I understand because, you know, I let them have their little fun. Ha, ha, ha. It's okay.

I appreciate it. And I know that I'm your favorite because, you know, whatever my last name is, meant a lot to you. But I do appreciate the multiple device subscribing. sound effect. Very good. In fact, go ahead. Let me play it one more time. Hey, Jeffrey. See, it was longer last time. You played it more than once last.

Because I thought to myself, I don't remember it being that long. I'd like, I'd just kept replaying the same highlighted version. It was a remix. You did it like three times. Yeah. Yeah. Because I listened to the last time I was like, damn, I don't remember it being that long. So it worked. I like it, the multiple versions.

Okay. the replay. Okay. You know, the shorter version might not be Wallworthy. I mean,

that's why we have mixed sessions. Yeah, yeah. All right, so let's go. Let's move on. I'm sorry. Hey,

Jeffie, this is, obviously, you know me. I'm your best customer. Anyway, I'm calling in regards to

you know, our regular transactions. I'm really hoping that wasn't your stash I picked up at the border the other day. But anyway, I'm running low.

So everybody thinks they're comedians. But don't cut in any of the cheap stuff like you like to do. You know, I don't want to hear your soft story Look, I pay for the good stuff.

I want the good stuff. Okay? Wait, wait, what's that? Oh, crap. I forgot I had two numbers for you on this phone. I picked the wrong one. Look, man, really sorry about that. I will call you back on your other line.

Later. Okay, so here's the deal. As everybody thinks they're a comedian and everything, but one of the things that you do when you're working with a partner sometimes, you write comedy, you write the comedy joke, and you know that you're going to get the punchline back at you. You let that person have that punchline. So when you said, you know, you called and you left your drug message and picking up and it wasn't my stash and cut it with the right stuff and the whole drug deal,

leave the punchline to the host. Where the host would say, dude, you're supposed to call the other line, the other phone number, not this one. Instead of doing the joke and the punchline, right, the whole thing. the whole thing. So, next time, try harder. All right, let's continue on

with a fat pile voicemail Friday. I really appreciate everyone who called that. I saw also a picture of TMZ where they, Bob Barker was out on the streets

running around. He's like 90s? Yeah, I know. He was dead. Amazing. No, he's. What is he 99? He's in his 90s.

I think he's 95. now. Oh, that's not bad. He's so young. Something like that. But he was, they were making, they were making such a big deal.

I just want to say he's because he was in a wheelchair and he's in his, you know, black old person's sweatsuit kind of suit, you know, that's easy on, easy off. You got the jacket and you got the velcro. The pants are easy,

slip on, slip off. The shoes are, uh, those are tie shoes, but the direction of them means someone else tied them. Anyway, the, Shut up.

You can tell. No, you can't. You can't tell how their shoes aren't tied. I'm an investor. I'm a professional investigator. I can tell. But Bob does not look... 95?

Spry. So people were all, you know... Bob Barker signing in Hollywood. Bob Barker signing in Hollywood. So I'm sure Bob, you know, wasn't a fan of being pushed around and headed out. but right. I know. It was definitely that, man.

Is you still neutering cats and pets? Don't start making fun of Bob Barker, man. Don't do it. No, is he? Don't do it. Did he say a reminder to neuter your... That's right.

Dogs and... You're talking about the price is right king, man. That is true, though. I'll give him that. We asked him about Bob Barker. I mean, I can remember going shopping years ago. We were out shopping.

And I remember going by the women's section. I wasn't purchase. anything from that section at that time. And my, Elvis, my oldest son, he was just a little kid, little kid.

He used to watch it all the time with his grandma. The price is right. And we walked by the women section and they had the glittery dresses. And he's just a little kid. He's like, Bob's girls,

Bob's girls. Nice. I'm like, yes. My main man, that's a way to pay attention. Do you think that would fit me? Anyway,

back to a fat pile because that's one of the, you know, one of the funest times we had. Don't, don't look at. He's doing it on purpose. Don't look at me like that.

One of the funnest times we had when I was out shopping with, I took the whole family to go out shopping because I needed a dress. I needed a dress for a bit that I was doing. This was, this was not, this was pre-blazed bits. Oh, okay, I was gonna say Hillary?

No, this is pre-blazed bit. I've worn dresses, you know, for other bits here, too, be no big deal. But this was pre-blaze bit. And, uh, it's not something. You should be proud.

out of Jeff Fisher. I was shopping for a dress. I took the whole family. We had so much fun out shopping for me. Dad's got to buy a dress. That's got to find, though. Dad's got to buy a dress. We went out shopping.

It was so much fun. We had some of the looks we got. It's your problem. I'm looking for a dress. And what's this? Oh, boy. Was this when you lost all that weight? Oh, was this when you still kind of, you know,

not losing the weight? were you shopping at the big girl section or at the normal girl section? Let me just put it this way. For most of my life, I was in the Husky section, okay? We'll just leave it at that. All right, let's get back to voicemail, fat pile voicemail Friday. Hey, boy, trucker Steve here. My maid man, stop, pause it right there.

Trucker Steve, I love you. I love you. he knew that he had to do the horn for you. Yes. And all you try, you know how many times I think I've got to do a trucker show just to get the truckers to call on? Because I have,

I want you to know, I have a saved email that I put new stories in all the time that are updating on trucker stories. Over the holidays, are coming up soon, one of the holidays when I fill in for one of the shows, we're going to do a trucker's, a trucker day.

I love you. I love you darn truckers. Hey, boy. Trucker Steve here. Mm-hmm. Thanks for the hours of great content. you guys provide for me games. That's what we do here.

My wheels rolling, baby. Yeah, baby. Thank you so much. You're welcome. I only wish I could get more. But you guys did give me a little bit more because I get dessert every day now. You're right.

That's awesome. You're welcome. Just the treat I needed to keep these wheels rolling. Thanks for all you do. It shows up. Over and out. You're welcome. Now, one of the things that, you know,

look, I don't want to critique calls every one of them, all of them. But we gave you great points for firing the horn off at the beginning of the call. Maybe you fired off at the end too. Next. Hi, I have two points that makes me feel little more. Oh, boy, stop for right there for a second.

You know, I'm in trouble with this. Seriously, because that's... And it's a female calling? I know. And just the way it starts. Yes. The tone was very. Just the way it starts, man.

Hi, I have two points that makes me so really smart. If this is your wife, and you hear that? I have two points. Dude, look at your watch, say, oh man, do I want to hear these, but I got to go, look at the time, something. But we're not going to do that here

because we're interested in her two points. I have two points that makes me feel really smart. It's not playing that far. They haven't been thought of before. Number one, if you want, this could just be a voicemail hotline, please press the D-Norpe button on your...

apparatus, whatever it is. I hope it's... On the apparatus? Yes. I have a do not disturb button on my apparatus. I'll tell you that. That way we don't have to listen to 17 days

before we get to lose this stage. And the second is Trump's assistant was fired two days after the leaked fake information about meteors and nuclear weapons. Okay.

hit the media. Okay. So in a circle of women, when you know one person is talking trash and leaking information, you tell each one of your friends a different rumor. And you see which one,

or here, guess which one, makes it live. Right. Okay. So. I think you're right. I don't think anyone ever thought of that.

Just call me if you need any other problems. Bye. So there's the, I mean, of course, Patriot Mobile has a phone that has the do not disturb on it. But here's the problem that this line is not just for CTF hotline. So I need to keep it rolling. Yeah, it's not just CTF hotline. I thought I got all the phone calls. I thought this was a designated line.

It is a designated line, but this doesn't know all those used for other things. That's not a designated line. But it is because we said it. Plus, what's her face just that got fired? We found out that she was drinking with the reporters up there in New Jersey and started talking about how Donald was upset with Tiffany and didn't want to get pictures with Tiffany because Tiffany was fat. He's right!

I just looked at some pictures on Tiffany Trump on Instagram. I won't go into why. But I thought that I was thinking to myself, look at how she's posing. She's standing there because she knows she's getting overweight. Download and subscribe to more content. blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, so here's the dessert section of the day. I know we had to wrap up there for, you know,

I'm pushed up against the clock with this damn deal I have with Blaze Radio Network man. I shouldn't assign the deal because it just constrains me. I feel all, I feel constrained. Does it? And this is why you do. That's why the podcasting is so cool because you're not constrained by that clock and that damn clock.

Anyway. You have a pretty good clock, by the way. Thank you very much. That's not the first time I've heard that. I really appreciate it. But I was talking about Tiffany. Seriously. So I follow her on Instagram and don't ask me why I follow her on Instagram.

Why do you follow Tiffany on Instagram? I don't really remember why, but I ended up following her. And I don't, and I saw one picture of her standing and I thought, wow, she looks like she's, here's what it was, all right? She was wearing something, but the way, she always likes to pose with her legs out, like a model, a model pose. She always has a, where's the heels. Can you show me this? I need you to show me this.

Yes. I need you to stand up. She always, show me this, okay. She always stands with the, oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. You know, either one, either side. Either side, but just the leg is always, like, kicked out.

Okay, okay. That's the, you know, the model pose. And I noticed that the legs. It's ballooning up? Like they're getting a little little... Like the leg or the thighs? No, the ankle-ish. So the whole thing.

And I thought... Excuse me? No, because I was looking at the picture. I thought, ooh, man. So then I actually clicked on her profile, so I went to her page and I started scrolling through pictures. So you did an investigation. I did do a CTF investigation.

You did a CTS investigation. And I could see now she's where the way she's posing the way she's wearing her jacket as the pictures she is starting to and so i can see where you know you know don't play that i'm sorry mr president does not play that man look at ivanka right i mean look at and man man the son's wife's there is no bhran the son's wives there is none of borgant at all you know the only one that was the oddball was sarah hookby sanders she was the only out of ball one in the whole group. But she really tried to play ball.

She tried. Yeah, she did. And she was at the best for her. She, yes. Yes. Yes. And so that meant a lot to him.

And she was a big supporter. Oh, yeah. And that meant a lot to him. My girl. It wasn't. That's why I love for me anymore. It wasn't the give up. No, no, no, no, no.

She really tried. She color her hair. Remember that? She's got the Huckabee gene. Yeah, that sucks. I don't know if you've seen the Huckabee family, but. No, I haven't. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. All of them? Even dad? You can give me in trouble as I started talking about this. Look, let's make no mistake. M is me. The podcast is chewing the fat for Christ's sake. And this is called the dessert.

I shouldn't say Christ's sake. I'm sorry. For gosh sakes. Edit that out. Okay. But the podcast is chewing the fat for gosh sakes. Hello, it's me. And we're in the dessert?

But I do it. We're in the dessert section. Come on. But if there's someone who knows, it's me. And this is Fat Pau Friday Voice Mail. Thank you. Hello. All right.

Hey, we've been trying to get a hold of you for your car warranty. It's expired. So we just need your credit card number. I'm just kidding. That's very funny. It's really not a car warranty place. Oh, you had me full too. This is great.

I love this hotline. I'm just the lonely trucker that drives me. at night. I listened to all the Blaze media all day long. I could never call anybody. Okay, well stop for just a second. All right, so I love the joke.

I love the joke, and you know me, I've already said, I love truckers, I appreciate you guys, I'm glad that you're participating. But then, dude,

then you went into sadness. You got me like, I'm just a lonely trucker out here. So out here driving all night. I really love the show. This is great. I love this hotline. I'm just a lonely trucker that drives at night

I listen to all the blaze media all day long I could never call anybody because all I've been in the night and you're all sleeping, I'm up so this is great I really love the show I didn't like it at first but now I like it

I didn't like it at first it's like a good pair of underwear the longer you wear it the better and it's kind of come part of you right and that's kind of what the show's to come I love it

Hey, I put train horns on my truck. Check it out. See if you can hear it. I am a fan of train horns. Go next time, buddy. See, then he got happy again. Now the medication's kicked in. But the train horns are cool.

Did I ever tell you the train horns story? A buddy of mine put a train horn on the bottom. Why are you looking to be like that? On the back, on the bottom. Because you really don't care if I know it or not. If I said yes, you're going to say it. If I say no, you're still going to say. That's not true.

It's not true. Jeffrey, I've not heard you. That's weird. I thought I told you. Anyway, there's some buddy of mine had a, put a train horn underneath his pickup truck. All right? So he'd drive around and it was a separate, you know, you push the button. Nice.

Those things are allowed. I mean, you don't hear it. When you, now think this guy's firing his train horn here. He's inside a cab driving down the interstate. and this is what you hear. I mean, you've ever been next to a train where they have the horns. Those trains are outside, right? It's how loud they are.

Think about how far you live away from the train tracks and you still hear those things. They are freaking loud. And so, you know, we turn the corner and somebody would be sitting on a bus stop or something and you fire that train horn. I mean, people jump. jump. So I borrowed his truck one day

because I was going to move some stuff and anytime you have a pickup truck you have to loan it out to people to move stuff. You have to. That's a pickup truck law. Yes. You can't say no. If you say no your truck is a longer there. There are bumper stickers out there which I've seen that said yes this is my truck. No you can't borrow it and no I won't help you move. I have seen those stickers but if you don't have that sticker on your truck you have to it's a law. So I pull up to my in-laws house And out come my little nephew

And Maximus was coming around He was real little He was real little And my daughter I think my daughter was still a little baby Just a real little baby Anyway they're standing in the driveway And I fired that train horn

I didn't think about how You know the sound would bounce off of the garage door And come down the driveway And I mean there's like you're You know you're like 20 feet I did it on purpose when they were up the driveway away. I didn't want them right next to the truck. It was so loud, man.

I mean, the kids are crying. They're screaming. I'm getting hollered at from the old people. I mean, it's great. It was so. As soon as that thing went off, man. I mean, crying and shouting and jumping and hollering from either. just get a little helpful hint on my part, okay?

If you have a train horn like that on your vehicle, just be a little more considerate about when you fire that bad boy off. Jeffie, Chris, hey, 20 stars, that's podcast ever. Thank you. What he's talking about there? Let's pause up for a second. But for those of you that subscribe to chewing the fat, if you're not subscribed, what's your problem?

What are you doing? but if you're... Maybe they were blasted with a train horn. Those things are so... Those things are loud, man. All right, fine, you roll your eyes. I won't tell you about how to go about the 20 stars. You know what?

I don't care anymore. Go ahead. Just want to ask a question. I mean, I don't need... Why, this is a voicemail. It's a chewing a fat hotline. You don't have to get the attitude with the question. But go ahead.

TiVo means to be pregnant. Wait, wait, wait. Tivo means what? pregnant, remember? We covered this two days ago. TiVo means pregnant. Yeah, remember that? Okay, yes, yes, yes.

My wife's pregnant with twins, so what does that mean? That's a... Still TiVo. Good philosophical question, except that still... TiVo. Because we said pregnant. We didn't say pregnant with one baby. I mean, you're right.

Right, you're pregnant. So you know what she is? She's TiVo times two. I mean, yeah, she's TiVo. Oh, I like that. Welcome to, you're listening to Chewing the Fat, the Fat Pile voicemail Friday. Jeff, it's Jared out in Utah.

Hey, what's up? This one, thank you so much from the podcast. You're welcome. It is, thank you. I mean, it is, thank you. Pretty much daily. You made him look like an idiot, I'm sorry.

I mean, I, I think you were Chris Cruz, or, I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. You guys get me like, loud. Well, a little earbuds. People come by and they think I'm not. Well, here's the first mistake.

If you want us to grow, and by us, I mean, if you want the program to grow, you hear the program on speakerphone. I think he's good to that. Oh. I appreciate your schooling and your examples

that you're going to tell them because you're right. People need to hear it. However, no, before you get back to him, however, I know that there are some places that, you know, he's probably not supposed to be listening to anything, right? He's supposed to be, I don't know, maybe doing whatever job he has. Well, you need to quit that job. And you can quote me on that. But, I mean, I appreciate the listening, you know, undercover. Oh, I like that.

Oh, never mind. I like that. And so, you know, I think he does go on to talk about how he promotes the show. Then they realize I'm listening to some downloads. Like, two in the five, of course. Yeah, dummy. To do you know, I'm doing it's a lot of audience. They have a little chip on the shoulder.

Good. Say, two and five, they'll have it. You'll have it. You'll have it. You can't. You guys podcast ever, 20 stars. Give me a gold. They're a top of the five to them.

Cup 10 too. Thank you. The job. Also, I want to look to start. 30 minutes from Gulf Ranch. Come on here some time. Pat, come out, here's come. I'll hang out.

I'll get stuck. Nice. Yeah, we're not breaking stew. Yeah, we got to be turning in this stuff. You come on here sometime. Let me up. Wow. Good time.

Yeah. I mean... By the way, he needs to have a better reception. He did... This is why he's... I bet you he's not on Patreon Mobile. Because if he was using Patreon Mobile, that would be crucial clear.

Yeah. Yeah. And we need him to get off the Utah mountains come to normal civilization and call try again buddy plus it I he didn't invite us to Taco Bell I mean does Utah have out Taco Bells that's pretty far from like Mexican food hey Jeffrey my name is Jason I'm calling from Woodburn Oregon hey I wait wait wait whoa Woodburn Oregon is that's got to be like in the neck of the woods of the guy that has Jeffie on Twitter

Twitter. Really? Yeah. I think he lives in that neck of the woods, actually. How do you know this? Once in a while I do, you know, have investigation. Digress.

Digress. But I'm just saying if he knows who Jeffrey is. No. No. Stop. Nope. Absolutely not. No.

What do you be? I've had it, but I just barely worked up the nerve to call. I only have one. device to subscribe from and I have no social media. All right, stop for just a second. Go back to the beginning, play this from the beginning, because I got all worked up that he might know where Jeffie is

and we can, you know, pay him a visit, make him a deal that, you know, he can't refuse, that kind of thing. Hey, Jeffie, my name is Jason. I'm calling for Woodburn, Oregon. Hey, I just wanted to call and threw a lot of name for your after show section. I had it, but I just barely worked up the nerve to call. only have one device to subscribe from and I have no social media.

So it is why it is but here it is the name is the back fat. All right. So thank you. The name is back fat and then hang up. We're not going to say goodbye. We're going to talk to you later. So I don't know what you think, but let me know what you think on the show preferably.

I listen every day. Love it. Make my wife and daughter listen. And I think I might hijack their devices and make this subscribe. Chris. What? What up? And take care.

Okay, I'm calling Faw Play on this one because if we rewind this tape, he said there's only one device in the household. Yeah. But sometime in this 42nd voicemail, halfway through, we find out there's a wife and a kid, and something about him subscribing to their, what is going on in this family? What did he say about? Let me play back the kid part. Yeah. Because he makes his wife and kid listen, his wife and daughter, right?

Okay. So I don't know what you think, but let me know what you think on the show, preferably. I listen every day, love it, make my wife and daughter listen. And I think I might hijack their devices and make this subscribe. Oh my gosh. We find your devices there, Ben. You might hijack their devices? Did she say what color shirt you could wear today, too?

Did she say it was okay for you to go to work too? I mean, Jason, please, bro. Don't try to come across like you're Mr. Man now out there. I've only got one device I can subscribe to. I've got to subscribe to my wife and daughter have devices, but I've got to hijack. Just do it! What are you doing?

I thought I raised a better man. I thought you did too, Jeff Fisher. I thought I was raising better. I thought you were raised. Yes, you were. Very sad. Now, we'll get back on to back fat. I will set fat back.

Same difference. I'll get back to back fat. I don't mind. That's okay. A lot of people don't know what. Right now we have like three names. We got dessert. Grizzle.

Grisle. Back fat. And I got to tell you, I like back fat. a lot more before I found out that my raising of your manhood is pulled up short. Yeah, you maybe need to listen again from episode one, and right now we're like an episode 190-something, so maybe you need to listen again. I don't know what went wrong.

Did you drop him when was a kid? Every parent drops every kid at one point or another. That's something that nobody wants to talk about. And we've talked about it plenty. We absolutely have. So is Jason one of the cases you dropped? Every parent has dropped their kid. It happens.

Not on purpose. No. Not on purpose? Yeah. No. You just fell asleep. You were in a chair. You're leaning back.

You're rocking because it's nap time for the kid. You're in the back room and then you're rocking and you fall asleep. And the kids, when you look down, you go, oh, it looks so comfortable. The next thing you know, you fall asleep and the next thing, oh. And he's got to pick the kid up and you're hoping that he doesn't wake up. Sometimes you're lucky the kid doesn't wake up. That's how tough kids are. You can drive them out of a chair.

They don't wake up. I mean, if it's only just a little, oh, shit. You've got to pick them up real quick. And you get it back in the hold and they fall right back asleep. You go fall back asleep after that, though. I mean, that's like almost getting into a car accident. Once you're in a car, it's your heart's racing and you're wide awake, man. But, I mean, kids back.

the sleeve, sound asleep, he didn't even know what happened. That's just a fact. That happens. And yes, you know what? That happened to Jason. Hi, Jeff. Hi, Chris. This is J.D. from Houston. I wanted to call and talk about flurgy the miniature horse being allowed on a plane.

I've heard it all over the Blaze Radio Network. And it's, I came to chewing the fat hotline to specifically bring this issue up because I know you're a man of the people and you listen to the people's voice. But I just wanted to clarify. What's his name? The ADA specifies two types of service animals. And service animals are different than emotional support

animals. So when you hear about a miniature horse being on a plane, we're not talking about an emotional support. Peacock or squirrel or gator or whatever. We're talking about an ADA certified service animal. And there are only two legally certified

service animals. Stop this for just a second. First of all, I didn't do this story on chewing the fat. We did this story on Pat Unleashed. It was on Wednesday. It was a really good story because I did it. We did it on the same day of my chewing the fat segment on Pat. A great story, and we did it.

But we did talk about it being, you know, ADA compliant and being a service animal. and I mean, let's see if he gets to his point. From the ADA that was posted in 2010. So this is in a 2019. Which, by the way, stop for just a second. We have covered that already on this podcast. We've gone in a great length over this, talking about other people that have brought some of their other animals on board

that weren't actually compliant. And that's why after the short period of time, the airlines decided that they were letting too many animals on. So they've cut that way down and way down to the animals that they're allowing on. And obviously they have to allow the two that are ADA compliant. A service animal in an emotional. But this is three minutes long. When you see a minute your horse getting on the plane.

This is three minutes long. Oh, boy. No, we're not going to make that. Fault. He's still talking. That's the fault of that. Now, I just want to give one example. because I've learned all this in a legal class I've taken in college.

But another example was where this all kind of stems from. I can't. I can't. Look, okay, so I appreciate it. Look, I'll listen. I'll listen offline. I promise. Okay? I'll listen offline.

Just, but I don't know what made me think of this. Just something off the top of my head. If you happen to call the CTF hotline, whatever your point is, maybe you get to it. in under three minutes. Under a minute. You do know we have to listen to all

voicemails. So please think of the next to the listener. But I appreciate it. I appreciate it very much. Thank you. Jeffie appreciates that I don't. No, I do, though. I know. That's from saying you do. I do. I do. Yeah, you do and I don't. Hey, Jeffie, this is Tanner. I wanted to tell you that I love watching

your show, Matt. Like you're talking directly to me. One suggestion I do have to... is if you use subtitles for, I mean, Subtitles. Lord help him, West is Park. He's a great guy. But sometimes, I just can't understand him.

That's kind of a good point. I know. You're a dick. I know. He's kind of, it makes a good point, though. Difficulty and understanding. You know, I watched a press conference. I think it was South Carolina, but I'm not sure.

It might have been Georgia. The press conference from the governor. And they're talking about the storm coverage, you know, as Dorian was approaching and coming up. And there's the guy. Oh, with the hands. I can't believe it's real anymore. Oh, it's not long. None of them look real.

No, no. None of them look real anymore. I can't believe. This guy, you know, he's an older guy with the white beard and white beard. I'm like, no way this guy is the, no way. Jeffrey. Hey. It really hurts me when they dog you about your.

I know. And dude, it's gotta hurt you. I just know it does. She does. She could see it. She's right. I know. I know.

I had a revelation. My uncle passed away. Oh, what was that, baby? March 23rd, and he was gay and I know him my whole life. Right. And he was mad at, he called himself a homophobic, homosexual, and was mad at the way the gay activists were. Oh, man, I don't blame them. Conservative.

What's that got to do with me being fat, though, but go ahead. And it just reminded me, you know, we'd say effing faggot. Well, you know, he'd say it. Right. It just kind of reminded me about the way they rib you about your weight. Right. And so anytime you hear effing faggot. Yeah.

Right. It just kind of hurts me. It hurts me for you. Oh. Love you, Jesse. I love you too. Thank you. That's so nice of her to be thinking like that.

What is a pretty party now? It's amazing how, you know, a certain phrase triggers things. Like when I, if you hear, like for her, when she hears effing faggot, he'd say it, she'd say it. Because he was a homophobic homo. What are you looking at me? That's what she said. That's what he was. That's what he called himself.

That's what he called himself. I didn't just come up with that. and that triggers her being concerned about me and how people make they're making fun on this network of me and I appreciate it very much it means a lot hey Jeff what you're wearing my momo my fucking chicken express next call me what just happened

that is I mean horrific fantastic I mean we do we have caller ID right yes we just don't know their names or anything I can tell you what this person called from. What do you like to know? Do I want to know?

Yes, you do. Do I want to know where this person called from? When I tell you this information that I know, because this person called twice, and on the second time, that's when they let his voicemail, you want to know, you want to ask me, Chris, where does, uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Where does the call that came in ask those was wearing my moo-moo eating chicken? Dallas, Texas. That's fantastic. Right? It's almost less fantastic. I really want to meet this person that is laying on a couch.

Where are your moos with a chicken express bucket calling our hotline. And since when this hotline became the 900 hotline? It was just morphin. You know, one thing lays to another. Things happen. It's just the way it works. We have one more, but I feel like we need to close with this one because that's like the best voice. Yeah, because the one more.

Nobody cares about that one. No. The one more. I mean, the one more, if I remember, right, if I remember going down the list, said something about how good you were or something. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we don't need that. That's just silly to play stuff like that because people calling up and lying all the time. Chris Cruz, you are a comedic genius. You guys do such a good job. Thank you so much. I listen every day. Jeff, you're not too bad either.

Oh, he just throws me a bone like that. You know what? No. No. You're going to call the number, you know, and you're going to lie, make it better. Pick the line.