Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 197 | Pop Culture History Lesson
Episode Date: September 13, 2019Looks Kris Cruz once again needs the help of Jeffy when it comes to pop culture history. Then he discuss “The Joker” and what’s happening with that movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...it megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, a Blaze Media podcast.
Even on Friday the 13th, chewing the fat produces a podcast.
You're welcome.
Let me tell you that a new study out now, that eating chicken causes cancer.
I know.
I know.
But apparently, they tracked 475,000 middle-aged,
And this is from the United Kingdom.
475,000 people from 2006 to 2014,
and their diets were analyzed alongside the diseases and illnesses they suffered from.
They said that 23,000 people out of the 475,000 developed cancer.
And this study says that poultry intake was positively associated with risk for malignant melanoma,
prostate cancer and non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
Okay.
I mean, this was published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health,
which is why I didn't see it right away.
You're not subscribed to that magazine?
No, and I'm so bummed because I use it.
You should know.
You should know.
I know.
I'm so mad of myself.
What was going to happen initially when you subscribe to after something big,
they get bad, so.
So it was carried out as an association study.
Don't mess with the association, man.
Don't do it.
But it also means that, see, this is why you just go with the headline.
It also means that it only shows the correlation between eating chicken and certain types of cancer.
It doesn't show why, which means we don't know what different things these people did.
It just means, you know, everybody in the study ate chicken, 23,000 and I've got cancer.
Yep.
Eat chicken, get cancer.
So yesterday, we learned that apparently this needs to be an educational podcast.
I thought it was.
I thought it was an educational podcast.
However, now I have to be concerned with one student.
This is just like today.
It's like today's world everywhere.
The teachers come in, they try to teach a class.
You try to have an abundance of information so that everybody gets the information.
and yet you have the
one student in the back
that now we have to cater to
the dumb dumb dumb
so for all you smart kids
sorry
I mean you can go outside
and sit under the tree if you want
go have a piece of fried chicken
if you dare
oh yeah it might cause cancer
go down to the gym and vape
I don't care what you do
yeah you might die from lung
failure I know I know the
the horrors
it's a crime
three what three people have died
six how many six
six people have died
Yeah, the horrors.
Yes, it's the epidemic.
We've got to do something.
It's an epidemic.
It's unbelievable how we're supposed to believe.
All these things are an epidemic.
No, six people died, Jeff Fisher.
Six is too many from vaping.
And we all knew this was going to happen.
Okay.
It's vaping.
We don't have no studies on vaping.
But I actually do think this is big tobacco.
I'm a fan of it.
That's why they went along with it.
And actually, that's a great point.
And I'm going to go with it
because we talked about this at another point in time.
Remember early on, we talked about when big tobacco was saying that,
oh, that's fine.
Yeah, it won't hurt us.
It's a little thing.
He won't hurt us.
And then Jules did, you know, an amazing quarter,
and they gave like $10 billion per employee.
Oh, wait, we can't give you because there's a government regulation
that won't allow us to give you that.
So what we're going to do, we're going to give you your paycheck,
but on top of your paycheck, it's going to be like $10,000,
dollars every time you get a paycheck until you hit the $1 billion, which is fantastic.
I know, but it's it.
In fact, big tobacco.
I think that, and then they decided that everybody's vaping, and now they decided that just
because the liquid vape is named Fruit Loops, that is just for kids.
Yeah, just for kids, yeah.
And actually, some of the names were like unicorn or something.
I mean, it's cherry.
I used to do the cherry.
It's pretty, you know, you see it and you go, well, I mean, I mean, it's, you know, you see it.
You go, well, I mean, it's a good argument.
But the other argument is the law says they can't buy it.
So they shouldn't be able to get it.
But something has to be done.
Something has to be done.
It shouldn't be done by the government.
That's what something has to be done.
Okay.
That's what it should be.
Anyway.
There's a theory.
Before you finish it, and as soon as I heard this theory roaming around the producer's room,
the vapors room.
The vapors room.
So President Trump came out, and this is not political, this is not political, I promise.
President Trump came out and said this is...
I'm talking about President Trump, it is, but it's okay. Go ahead.
President Trump came out and said, we have to handle this, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We think that little baron was caught.
Oh, vapid?
Mom came to dad and said, you have to do something about this.
Boom, President Trump gets on it.
That's not a bad thought.
That is not a bad thought.
Now, again, where would Baron get the stuff to vape underage?
School.
Does he even go to school?
Yes.
Okay.
What military school does he go?
None.
Which is why mom is so upset.
And she went to Don and was like, yo, you're the president, do something.
We got to do something.
And what did Dom do?
We've got to get off the streets.
He took care of it.
He took care of it.
I'll take care of it for you, baby.
Don't worry about it.
And just because of the.
and shut up.
Just because of the failure of one kid, the rest of America has so far.
That's a good theory.
I like it.
It's the only thing that makes sense.
And he definitely would be that way.
100%.
That is 100%.
That is done.
We're getting really political now.
But that's 100% Donald Trump.
Shut up.
It's not political because I haven't pressed a button yet.
And I'm pretty keen on this political.
But think about it.
That is something Donald Trump will do.
Right off the bat.
Okay, we'll fix it, honey.
Barron?
I got it.
No smoking.
And you know what?
Trump hates that.
Yeah.
I mean, look, do I think he should be involved in the so-called opioid epidemic
and now the vaping epidemic and the gun epidemic?
The answer to that would be no.
Capital and capital O exclamation point, no.
But that's exactly what he would do, being Donald Trump.
100%.
I knew you would love that theory.
100%. That's exactly what happened.
Freaking hate him.
I mean, I love him for it.
I love him for it.
Did I say, we're getting political now.
And I'm...
When you hear that music,
that means the chewing of the fan is be real with the political talk.
And we try not to do that.
And sometimes very difficult.
It's Friday.
It's Friday the 13th.
Yeah.
You know, so be careful out there tonight.
You got a lumbar puncture today.
Then I'm going to send you the stream so you could,
make it available for people.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
They don't open anything, right?
No, you're fine.
I'll circle everything and point little arrows to what you need to look at.
I may have to make some things bigger so you can actually see them.
It's just my back.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, the, uh, do I want underwear for this?
Back to, no.
Oh, really?
No.
Wear underwear.
I think you said yes.
No?
They're putting you in the house.
hospital robe.
But it's cold.
That's all you wear, man.
It's usually cold.
It's all you get.
Yeah.
It's like super nippy.
It's because you get the back open.
Even like at one point, at one time I went to have some procedure done.
And she came in and she goes, oh, this one's going to be too small.
And so she went back.
It's a little, thanks for the fat joke.
And then she went back.
She's not going to get a bigger one.
But the bigger one wasn't really the fat guy one either.
He just took the tarp off the machine.
That was going to put it on you.
No, it's...
Why would they...
The MRI machine.
I understand.
I got the joke.
I got the fat joke.
Then it was just like, get the MRI cover.
Funny, isn't it?
Funny is what it is.
It's funny.
All right, well, let's get back to the dumb kid in school, shall we?
Oh, that would be Chris Cruz.
Yeah, after yesterday's topic, I went back
I brought up one thing about Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley,
the daughter of Elvis,
which I thought it was a sister.
And being married to Michael Jackson.
Well, no, you said they were together.
I found out by my research that were married.
Because together, married are not the same thing.
But I went in there and then...
I think if we play the tape back,
I also said that they were married, but that's fine.
Whatever.
If you want to believe that your deep investigation found out that they were married
okay.
That was the point of the...
But I didn't know that Madonna and Brittany
also kissed on stage in 2003.
I didn't know that.
And now we walked through
History Lane of pop culture
with Chris Cruz,
things that you should know
and remember and be a part of life.
So you got the Wayne's brother.
Got the Wayne's brother.
They mooned in 2000.
Now this one I do remember.
Britney Spears performed with the snake,
but this is weird because it was September 6th, 2001.
A couple days later was 9-11.
Yeah.
Wow.
So that was a precursor.
Yeah.
Keep the snakes away from Britney.
Keep the snakes away from Britney.
Well, there's someone who's, I mean, she's gone crazy.
She went bald?
I mean, she went off the deep end.
She held a kid over like, oh no, that was Michael.
Oh, Jesus.
She dropped the kid.
Oh, Jesus.
Anyway, we've all dropped a kid.
We've already covered that.
We can't blame anybody for that.
Everybody does it.
Then she fought back.
Yeah.
And she's come back huge.
She had a residence.
She had a residency.
Now she's on the stupid America's got talent.
Right?
Is that America's got talent?
No.
Yeah, she's not one of those talents.
Yeah, she's, but it's not America's got talent.
This one blonde girl.
But she's out one of the stupid talent shows, right?
Is it the voice?
Oh, no, maybe.
She's got a big chair on the voice.
Holy Kyle.
That's good.
That the show's gone down.
Brittany's got a chair on the voice.
X Factor.
Oh, okay, thank you.
The X Factor is not the voice.
Thank you.
That's what I thought.
Okay.
Yeah, closed up.
Hey, not really.
No, she gets the voice.
The cheer on X Factor is not the same as a chair on the voice, my friend.
That's what I'm saying.
If she gets to voice, that's a pretty, that's a pretty, that's a pretty stamp that you made it.
Yes.
Yes, okay.
Yes.
You're right.
But she's made a lot of money.
I mean, she's got, you know, the kids, the high, everything.
I mean, she's whatever.
And then we find out.
Not that I follow her on Instagram or anything, I hope for the videos.
That this one is pretty cool, that Madonna performed like a virgin for the first time in 1984.
84.
I mean, the album came out in early 80s.
So, I mean, I don't know.
I don't remember that first, when that album came out the year.
But it had to be like 82.
That's the first time she performed it.
Yeah.
Like a Virgin.
in 84?
In 84, September 14, 1984.
When did that album come out?
I don't know.
Had to be like 80.
It had to been out for a while.
And I did not know this, that in 2007,
Kid Rock fights with Tommy Lee for Pamela Anderson.
As in the audience, they were fighting for her.
She's a poor star.
Who are you fighting for a poor star?
No, she is not.
Pamela Anderson.
Do not start.
We had this conversation before.
She is a porn star.
Oh my gosh.
And then I do remember this one because this was like everywhere.
The Kanye West Interrupting Taylor Swift.
That album came out in 84-2.
That's amazing.
I thought it came out earlier than that.
Anyway, go ahead.
The Kanye West Interrupting Taylor Swift in 2009 for Best Female.
That was awesome.
What about the Madonna and Brittany lesbian kiss?
Lesbian kiss, yep.
Tremendous?
Yeah.
And then you got, I like this one that Diana Ross touches little Kim's a boob.
because she had the paces on.
That is pretty cool.
As we walked through pop culture history with Chris Cruz.
Like that was, that was even before the nip slip on the Super Bowl.
When was the nip slip?
The nip slip was 0, 2003.
I feel like, well, I remember that so much.
I remember 2004.
Four, okay.
I remember laying on the sofa.
Did that wake you up?
No, I was watching the game.
I was talking to my wife.
My wife was coming home from somewhere.
And she's, you know, I was talking, you know, I'm on my way home, whatever.
And I remember saying, I think I just saw Janet Jackson's nipple.
And, you know.
What did she say?
And I was like, so, okay, talk to you later.
Bye.
It's on the screen.
I'm rewinding, trying to come rewind.
Wait, did Justin Ford, do you have TiVo back then?
Yes.
Oh, you did.
I was recorded the game on a VHS.
Oh, nice.
That's probably true, actually.
That's probably not a joke.
2004?
Yeah.
Yeah?
That's probably true.
Okay.
The Lady Gaga meat dress?
Oh, yeah.
That was crazy.
And then the same, the following year, we find out her alter ego.
And by the way.
Joe called their own.
Oh, yeah.
That she came out as a dude.
That, and that's when the rumor started about her being at her murphrodite.
Yeah, that was really good.
Because they were like, she has both.
I was kind of cool.
By the way.
That Janet Jackson.
slip. I can remember when that happened. Also thinking, boy, they're going to, you know,
because they talk about things are going to change on TV. They're going to make things stuff on
TV. It affected radio. I remember how that happened. I have no idea. I'm still really pissed
off about it because it really affected radio a lot. That makes no sense. It's so weird.
It's so weird. The nipple was televised.
It was not radiovised.
Correct.
And you can't radiovis a nipple anyways.
Correct.
So, like right now my nipples out.
So we're going to get in trouble?
It's not as good as Janet's, by the way.
Duh.
But it's absolutely agonizing the hoops we had to jump through because of that on radio.
But why, though?
I don't know.
Did we get an explanation on that?
Was it like managers or was it like people getting ding?
We had to go through all kinds of new tests and what we could see.
saying what we couldn't say is just agonizing.
Agonizing.
We're done with the history class today because now I'm pissed.
Remember October 4th, the Joker's coming out.
Speaking of pop culture, everything I hear is obviously tremendous.
We'll see.
I want it to be.
The trailer looks great.
The last one, yes.
Phoenix is doing the rounds.
and they've made him sound crazy.
I read a big article on him just walking off the set.
Like they'd be in the middle of filming a scene
and he would just walk away.
I don't feel it.
They'd walk away.
So they make him sound crazy.
But he's not crazy.
He's trying to be crazy.
And that's the thing too because the Joker,
the guy that killed himself.
Keith Ledger.
He was doing.
With a K.
Oh.
I mean, you said with a K.
Keith.
Heath.
Heath.
Heath Ledger.
Sorry.
He also was acting weird and was way too much into the character.
People were reporting him.
Look at that.
That's what Brando said for years.
Yes.
Brando talked about why he stopped acting stuff because he could do it in him because
it could not come out of it.
He could not come out of it.
And that is scary.
I know.
That is very scary.
I've done some roles here at the network that you don't know if you're going to
get out of it or not.
I know.
Please elaborate on your role.
No, I mean, I don't like to talk about it.
But I'm going to make you talk about it.
When we were filming in the Christmas twist,
and I was the plumber that was in love with another man's woman.
And it's a role that I, every time it airs around the holidays,
I'm reminded of how difficult that role was to continue on.
There were a couple of scenes.
and you'll
I don't want to tell you what they were
but you'll kind of get the feeling
when you watch the film Christmas twist
which ones they were where I just I couldn't do it
and I walked away
and in fact one scene they just show it happening
they didn't cut that out
because it was so good
but anyway they talked about how he would be
you know they said it
and look
if you're the producer the director was like he was fine
he just wanted to you know he wasn't working for him
so he went away and then when he came back
filmed the scene, but they're trying to make it sound crazy, right?
But that happens all the time if you're a decent, if you're into the role, a big role.
Like the Joker.
The Joker.
You're not doing, you're not filming stuff for TV where this is your role.
Know your lines.
Show up. Shoot your lines.
Yeah, like the Christmas twist, you know.
It's something bigger than.
Unlike that is what you're saying.
No, no, no, not like the plumber at the Christmas twist.
You know, I don't think could be farther from the truth of that.
Big role like, I don't know, the Joker that we lost the last.
I asked Joker to suicide due to the role and he got way too immersed in the Joker world.
So we'll see.
I mean, I want it to be really good.
I want it to be,
I want the movie to be really good.
And I hope it is.
And if the Joker wins,
I mean,
look,
that's the second,
it'll be the second Oscar only to the first character,
to one character.
Right?
I think that's,
it'll be the first time the same character as won two Oscars.
Huh?
Yeah.
But more history for Chris Cruz right there.
Think about it.
That's pretty cool.
No talking in the back, okay?
Oh, sorry.
If you want to talk, raise your hands.
So I've got to mention this, or I'll have my son, my youngest son, all mad at me because
he's asked me about it the last couple days.
Don't forget that tomorrow you've got the big press conference for the KSI Logan Paul
fight.
And I'm telling you, I am kind of excited about it.
I shouldn't say that probably.
but the last one.
The last one was amazing.
And this was, you know, these two W YouTubers
that have got millions of followers
or boxing in England with other YouTubers.
I mean, you know, millions of people
paid for you to watch this fight,
show up and sell it out.
So now they've got a new fight
coming up in Los Angeles
at the Staples Center,
which I'm sure is, you know,
if it's not sold down,
out already, it will be.
And they will, you know,
you'll have the pay-per-view, you'll be going
to good, and what they did, I listened
to an interview from the manager
who decided to take on the fight and
manage it and manage this.
He was like, I first,
my first thought was, no, it's just a
couple of dumb YouTubers, and then
I went and watched the fight, and I watched
the millions of people that watched the fight
and the millions of, you know, the thousands
that showed up live, and the millions
that watched all the pre-v videos,
and he thought, that's probably a pretty good idea
to make a lot of money and bring in a lot of viewers.
But he wanted to make it right.
So they've turned into professional boxers.
They've got professional boxers boxing in the undercards.
You can, the fight is November 9th.
It's the KSI Logan Paul fight.
You can get tickets.
They go on sale tomorrow.
And that's why they have in the press conference
because tickets are on sale.
you can get the pre-sale already.
Now you can watch the fight on this Dazan app.
The what?
D-Z-N.
D-A-Z-N.
It's in the United States and all around the world.
It's an amazing app, and it's about boxing.
It's a boxing app.
So they're putting, they're using,
they're trying to promote boxing.
And what that manager was saying is that, look,
boxing is not dead,
but they're not bringing any new people in, right?
So they're trying, if they hook up, they've got, they're bringing in millions of people to watch this KSI Logan Paul fight and, you know, use their app.
And then they'll be able to promote other boxers and boxing.
And so, you know, whatever percentage they can get out of people hanging around for real boxing after that is a bonus.
And he's right.
So anyway, there you go.
I mentioned it, Maximus, for you.
You're welcome.
you're using your own money to pay for the pay-per-view.
It's just the way it goes.
Is it time to spin the wheel yet?
Is it time to spend the wheel?
I think we have to spin the wheel for a voicemail Friday.
It's, look, it's Fat Pile Friday.
Now it's, I've turned it into, at least this week, for voicemail Friday.
It's Friday the 13th.
So, you know, I want to spin the wheel.
What?
Since I'm sure that, you know, our producer, you know, we brought out the wheel of, uh,
spinning wheel
I got it I got it
all right let's go
let's spin the wheel
hi Chris
this is oh no no
I don't know
I spend the wheel
before we get to the voicemails
oh you actually want me to spin the wheel
spin the wheel of voicemails
that's the deal
not that difficult
that's why he sits in the back of the room
hi Chris this is Alicia
from hey Alicia how you're doing
She's calling it's my hotline.
Why is she calling Chris?
And now in Deerfield Beach.
I thought you had told me I could text.
I'm so sorry.
I wish you hadn't said all this thing.
But if you could.
Oh, you care, Alicia.
You could text me.
You want to contact me.
Please let me know.
Thanks.
Bye.
So she texted me.
And not only she texted me once,
she's texting me like 15 times.
And this is a cookie lady.
She has a restaurant down in Florida.
Hello.
And she's going to send us some cookies.
Does she need the address?
She does need the address, Jeff Fisher.
So please give her the address.
6301 Riverside Drive, Irving, Texas, Building 1.
You know what you do?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Send it to Mercury Studios.
There you go.
In care of chewing the fat.
Yes.
All right.
6301, Riverside Drive, Building 1, Irving, Texas.
750339.
Yeah, it's not 75309.
It's 750309.
Because every time I say that, it makes me think of the damn Jenny Jenny's on.
So it's 7-5-0-39.
You're welcome.
And by the way, I mean, if you're going to send them, don't send them some, don't send them cheaply.
Stop.
Okay, Jeffie.
You got trucker handyman here.
Trucker handyman, yeah, baby.
Horn.
Those other two guys, truck drivers, horn.
It's not like they had a car horn.
Right.
This is a horn.
Listen up.
Thank you.
Oh, yeah, baby.
Now, that's a train horn.
Hey, trucker, Dan.
We love you, Jeffy.
You got to get a trucking program.
I know.
I love to.
20 stars.
How about 50?
I mean...
Thanks, Jeffy.
The truckers love you.
I love you guys, too.
I mean that.
Times are getting tough on the truckers, too, man.
I've been reading some bad articles on it.
I need to do a trucking show, a specific show, just for the truckers,
because I've got all kinds of stories saved about truckers and what's happening.
You guys, every day, when I get mad at some of you truckers for only going 60 miles an hour
on the fast lane that pissed me off, then I realize what's actually happening.
I remember the stories that you told me of why that's happening, so I don't get mad anymore.
But, I mean, you guys run America.
I make no bones about it.
I know that.
And I love it.
I can't love you guys enough.
Thank you.
Stop.
Jeffie.
Brian, the lonely trucker here.
Oh, another trucker.
Thank you.
Tiffany Trump.
I didn't even know she existed until you mentioned that.
What?
Are you related to Chris Cruz?
I mean, I think she belongs in a moot on the Munch Club.
Yeah, it's me.
I know you're a man of any connection.
I am.
You could get me hooked up.
I've been single.
five years kind of looking.
I mean, dude.
So are you tired of looking or no one is looking for you?
Dude, I know.
I'm not quite sure how to take that.
Yeah.
I think he's,
I think he's just.
Because I thought,
doesn't the trucker world have like a lizard?
Yes.
So can you just get a lizard?
Well,
that's different than having some sort of,
some sort of relationship.
Oh, that is different.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
See, I'm not involved in the trucker world,
but I know like truckers have lizards.
No matter what.
world you're in.
Everybody is a lizard?
Okay, go back to the back of this room.
Sit down.
Connections is Trump and, you know,
probably single.
Oh, that's me.
I like a little junk in the trunk.
So.
He's got a little junk on the trunk or right.
He got time.
Send her my way.
I think she's hot.
He's a hot mama.
Later, buddy.
Okay, thank you.
He gave me a horn.
Not quite up to handyman status.
I'll tell you that.
but he did give me the horn,
which is appreciated and also a requirement
if you're going to call the show.
That's clear.
Now, on Tiffany,
the reason he brought up Tiffany Trump
is because I just was remarking that...
Just getting up there.
Yeah, she's starting to balloon out a little bit.
She's not telling by the pictures,
and she's definitely not up to dad standards.
I was going to say she's not meeting Trump standards.
Not even up to dad standards.
And there was a rumor, right,
of the secretary that just left,
right, part of the one of the things
that she got into trouble for,
besides being drunk and talking to the press,
but it was what she was saying.
She was talking about how Tiffany's not really welcome and all that,
but that's why.
That's why, plus she reminds her of the mom,
and it's like I said, I don't want to see her.
She shows up for holidays, she shows up for big events,
takes a couple of pictures,
but the next time she shows up, man,
if she's ballooned out more,
ooh, good luck at Christmas.
Hey, Jeff.
I just wanted to point out the other day,
you had someone who said
that best podcast
in history was better than best podcast
ever. Personally think that's incorrect
because history chronologically
is only looking backwards. Ever
is forward and backwards.
So, you know,
look for better compliments, I guess.
Your show's okay.
Bye.
Thanks for college. I couldn't understand what he was saying.
It was all blurred and crumpled up
and I didn't hear a word. He said, no, I couldn't
understand what he was saying is my point.
Hey, Jesse, it's
Hurricane Dorian.
Didn't roll the wheel.
I'm a little
tired after the whole past couple of weeks now.
I know.
I'm depressed now.
Oh, man.
Not even in category one.
But I think it's going to be okay.
I think I'll head out there's a green one.
Yeah, no kidding.
I think you will too.
Thanks for calling, though.
All right.
Dorian.
Dorian.
whatever your name is.
Hey, Jeffie, Chris, this is Josh up in central Idaho.
Hey, Josh.
Thank you guys for putting in the time and the effort into doing this daily podcast.
You're welcome.
Now, Idaho was the potato, right?
The potato Airbnb?
Yes.
We need to send him.
We need to send him.
He needs to send us pictures.
He can also text me, but it has to be the pictures of the Idaho.
We want to see it.
Like, I actually want to see it.
They had a picture of the story.
No, that's not true.
I don't believe that picture.
I held it up to the camera.
I did not see that.
For almost daily podcast.
Yeah, I've been going to stop.
You guys for a year now.
Almost daily podcast?
Yeah, that's upsetting.
Jeffrey, you give and give.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm like Chick-fil-A.
I'm closed on Sunday.
What do you want for me?
All right?
Other than that, I mean, I give and I give and I give to this joint.
yeah it's daily
I mean okay so
I grant you that there are Sundays I take off
sorry it's my day of rest
yeah I've been looking at you guys
for a year now and really enjoy the content
keep up the good work guys
thanks for calling
appreciate it
you could text too
Jesse and Chris
thank you for the best podcast ever
you're welcome
a couple things
oh boy here comes
one, you guys have got to get those cameras rolling.
I want to see you guys on camera.
I know.
I mean, Stu has a show.
Not anymore.
Not really anymore.
Still airs from 2 to 4 a.m.
The Wonderful World of Stu?
So does Pat and Stu.
Yeah.
Pat and Stu still airs.
You know, they got to re-air the shows that were funny.
Go ahead.
Chris, you can quote me on that.
also, I had an idea
for the dessert
title.
What about something like
licking the plate
with Jeff Fisher
and
it's funny
yet still not as good as
Jeffie sidekick
Christopher Cruz
let me know what you think
thanks guys, see you
I don't know who this Christopher
I guess
because I don't know who this Christopher
Cruz is
because it ain't me.
My name is not Christopher.
You're not a Christopher?
No, I'm a Christian.
I'm a Christian.
Yeah.
I know, right?
But I like we got to add, licking the plate to the list, right?
Do we add that?
It's too much.
Usually is short.
Fat bombs.
Backstrap.
Back fat.
Grizzle.
Dessert.
Licking the plate with Jeff Fisher.
Well, we just take Jeff Fisher.
I was just licking the plate.
How about licking?
Hey.
This is Tasha from Jackson, Mississippi.
Hey.
I love listening to you guys every day.
I love you too.
By the way, I want to listen to his voicemail.
She sounds pretty hot.
Listen to her voice.
She's from Jackson Mississippi.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
She sounds super hot.
Go to Jackson.
Johnny Cash.
And I'm really nervous.
Oh, I don't stop.
Elizabeth will pause for just a second.
Okay.
and I'm sorry that you felt nervous
but
don't feel nervous
because you're just leaving a voicemail
okay
I realize that
there might be a time
and you don't know when that time would be
that we would be monitoring
and we might just pick up
that could happen
and so I understand
that you could be a little nervous thinking
ooh they might just be picking up
the odds are against that
and I'm really nervous
I hung up once and I decided to just call back.
I'm African-American, and I love this for the show.
I feel like now that she's leaving her like date me kind of bio in our hotline, which is fine.
Yeah, there's, you know, CTF 10.
You know, CTF, 900, you know, CTF 900, it's fine.
CTF, date, blind voicemail.
I'm a fan.
And I don't know what else to say.
but anyway you guys are so good and bye for now
okay thank you what was her name again
we'll go back to the beginning what was her name
hi jiffie
hi chris this is tasha okay
tasha is it short for natasha i like natasha
she said her name was tasha yeah but it's a short for natasha
because my name is christian but i go by chris
even when i answer my phone it's still chris
Is it Natasha or Tasha?
She said it was Tasha.
She said it was Tasha.
Okay, but she does bring up a good thought
that maybe we incorporate the dating line to CTF.
So this might be a bad idea.
Might be a bad idea for the weekend.
We might call it off on Monday.
But if you were interested, like the trucker
and Tasha and myself.
Yeah.
And you want to hook up.
Look, if you were to say,
leave a voicemail,
text a picture of yourself,
Chris might be able to hook you up.
I just want to remind you about the Mercury One ball.
You can participate by buying raffle tickets
for the new A-class Mercedes-Benz.
A hundred bucks each.
You can buy as many as you want.
one lucky winner gets the car.
And you do not even have to be present to win.
See, I think that should be changed.
I fought for that to be changed.
If you're not present, you don't win.
But apparently, that's the way the rules are, so whatever.
But you don't have to be present to win.
And one lucky winner is going to be flown to Dallas to pick up the keys.
If you don't, if you're not present and you win, we're going to bring you to Dallas to get the keys.
That's tremendous.
Mercury 1.org.
And we can also come and join us at the M1 ball.
And you can be a part of that.
Look, Mercury, this is how they pay the bills every year.
They have the M1 ball.
We have the auction.
We have the Mercedes-Benz, the car giveaway.
We have an opportunity for you to buy tickets to the ball.
And that's how Mercury 1 pays the bills every year.
Now, I don't know that they're going to have a voicemail spinning wheel at the ball.
Maybe if you sit at my table, maybe we'll bring the wheel up.
Start spinning voicemails.
Might be a funny bit for the ball.
They might not think it's that funny,
but we would.
So go to Mercury 1.org.
All right, back to the wheel.
We'll fall asleep?
I guess stop.
Hey, Jackie and Chris.
Hey, Brian from Brownwood again.
Hey, Brian.
Thank you for nothing to do.
The name the other day.
I appreciate that of the grizzle.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Chris.
And even, Jackie, too.
If y'all find yourselves in Brownwood,
for just a second. I don't want your pity
already. Already you pissed me off with that.
Oh, and Jeffrey, too. You know, if you,
I don't want your pity.
No. Unless I'm 100%
part of the deal. No. No.
Hey, Chris.
And you and Jeffrey, too. If you
find yourselves in Brownwood, Texas.
It's just a couple hours drive from
the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
There's a Taco Bell.
You'll let me know.
And I will buy out dinner to Taco Bell.
Love you guys. I love you both.
very much.
Great show.
20 stars,
the best podcast ever.
And I'll talk to later.
Well, thank you.
And I appreciate it very much.
And since it's only a couple hours from DFW
and you said you're buying,
I do want your pity.
So we'll let you know when we're in town.
Let's spin the wheel.
Okay, stop.
What is wrong with?
Can we get a new wheel spinner or something?
I mean, can we...
Chuck.
Hey, I just wanted to touch on.
Nice.
You guys.
It's good.
Wendy's, I'd say a little over time, maybe 12 years ago, my wife, she worked at Wendy.
And they had breakfast.
It was awesome.
They had this sandwich call.
Go ahead to head with any other breakfast sandwich out there.
Well, it's sad to be a goal, you know.
Since she worked at Wendy, they let her take the remainder of the breakfast items home.
Nice.
Basically, because they just continued everything.
They take it home.
And we had to say, oh, Wendy.
It was amazing.
It was a great event.
No, no.
So I'm super stoked to hear.
It's coming back.
Yeah.
I love stories like that.
So thank you, boy.
You're welcome.
Talk again.
Truck of Steve out.
There you go.
Thank you, Truck of Steve.
And I'm a fan.
I think that next year, that's where my wife or my son will be working.
Is Wendy's?
I used to just your son, not your wife.
That's probably a good idea
I mean I could suggest
Honey why don't you go to work for Wendy's
For free Wendy's food
And I'm guessing how that suggestion would go over
So probably it would be the son
Plus I got to teach my son
But see then I'd have to teach my son
How to
Not that I would be the person
That would make extra food every morning
Oh we didn't sell it all
Oh darn I never get used to not selling all the breakfast food
All right I'll take it
I never get used to pouring
eight frosty extras
for the breakfast.
I wish I could figure it out.
I can't though.
Look, tomorrow, tomorrow I'll try and remember
not to make eight extra frosties
for the breakfast menu.
I know, I know.
You keep telling me, you keep reminding me,
I keep forgetting.
I keep forgetting.
I've got to make the egg sandwiches
and the fries and the baconator.
Ah, if I can only remember
to make enough that I wouldn't be able
to take. I wouldn't have to take this stuff home.
Gosh, darn it. Oh.
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