Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 206 | Another Apology Tour by IKEA and Trader Joe's, But NOT From Louis C.K.

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

No more circus elephants for Trader Joe's and another apology tour by two companies due to insensitive material. Louis C.K. won't apologize in Chicago and Jeffy defends him. More Epstein news coming out and Jeffy supports the claim that the picture with Prince Andrew is NOT real. Don't forget to watch NotInVainUSA.com a great documentary about the opioid crisis in the US.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Wow. You know, yesterday I told you that the Emmys were the worst ever as far as ratings, and I didn't have the numbers in front of me. And I'm looking at the numbers now, a 22% drop from last year. Wow. I mean, right? Thank you. I holy cow that is that is not good and then they wonder you know I mean they've tried to appease some of us by throwing some awards to Amazon and Netflix and HBO but they still trying to hang on to that network feel and they wonder why we don't know we've got to go all PC and then we get breaking news that they're going to have a reboot of Walker Texas.

Ranger. I wonder why the networks are failing. I wonder why the networks are I can't figure it. And I'm sick they didn't give any award to success. Succession should have gotten some award. You know, one of your one thing. They got like best writer for a suit or something. Some stupid thing. So they got something. It doesn't count. It's an Emmy winning award. Is the Emmy What do you call Emmy TV show? It doesn't come. It does because he went to Secessions.

I don't think they won two, did they? No, I'm saying. And the winner goes to Secession, so they get to put it on the top of the Emmy winner, blah, blah, blah, blah. Could be for makeup, and they'll still get the Emmy. What was it, though? Seriously, look it up. I think it was for like they had the best suit on episode four of the latest edition of Succession.

While he's doing that, just let me say that apologies in today's world really are starting to get on me. I don't understand it. If you've done something, you know, if you've done something wrong, I understand. And you realize you've done something wrong. I understand. I apologize. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to back over your foot while you were standing in the driveway.

Something like that. I didn't mean to crush your foot. as I was backing out of the driveway. I am sorry. But now we have, thanks to my friend at PETA, going after Trader Joe's, which I find fascinating that they were going after Trader Joe's because of their elephant packaging

and not just their elephant packaging, but their circus elephant images of the packages. I'm not a big Trader Joe's shopper. What? I know. It's kind of a surprise, I know. I mean, I've driven by Trader Joe's? I was there on Sunday.

I know. Of course you were. I was there on Sunday. I've driven by. I know my wife has gone in a couple times. Of course she has. She's freaking allergic to life. But I'm not aware of the circus elephant thing.

And besides, it's an elephant. How do you tell it's that, I mean, it's an elephant? Every elephant is a circus elephant? These Trader Joe's elephants? Yes, have you seen the picture? Look at that one. No. Look at that one picture with the peanut snack,

the Bamba peanut snacks. Is that a circus elephant? Or if you go down to the toilet paper, the Trader Joe's super soft bath tissue. What is that elephant doing, Jeff? He's only a banner with a couple of circus freaks. He's got the whole circus people. He has the entire circus people.

Okay, so it's a circus elephant. All right. Oh, how about these? You know what? You know what? I'm sorry. The organic peanut butter, creamy salted Valencia. Okay, if you...

Nice. That might be good, actually. Okay, so if you have some of these packages now... You're racist. You bigot. Put it in the back of the pantry and, you know... Oh, yeah. eBay.

Glenn Beck will buy them in a few years for the museum. It's so sad that is true. I guarantee you. I got a couple of bags. Hold on. I think I got a couple of bags. Don't open them, man. Seriously.

And if you open them, you just less money. You'll get them, but it'll be less money. Just eat the whole thing. But if you've got like an unopened, what is that two, four, six pack of toilet paper?

Oh yeah, do not open that. That is going to be worth some cash. I like that a lot. You need to keep that. That might take a few years. I think your computer's talking. It is.

audio coming from. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, it is, my man. My man, Todd Starnes. Yeah. You know, speaking of Todd, sir, no, I won't talk. I like Todd. Here's behind the scenes to the audience.

Jeff, he can't hear none of that because he has big old headphones. So, if you heard it, you were not getting a different stream. You were not crossing stream. It should not have been that loud. The volume thing was only up a little bit. It was pretty loud, Jeff.

No, it was not. Where is the microphone when it comes to being near your speaker of that computer. It's facing the other direction. Yeah, but the other direction still captures audio. No, it doesn't. Try it. It's been moved.

Try it. They've been redirected. They've been redirected. Yes. Okay. It's a dynamic microphone. Yes. Okay.

Wow. Are you dumb? So anyway, Trader Joe's has, uh, okay, fine. They won't put them anymore. Thanks, Peter. We don't want to make you mad. Have a nice day. So what do you do with the ones

you have to you throw us away have to right if you're if you're you repackage it man what's cheaper it depends on you know the cost analysis will be what's cheaper repackaging just get rid of it probably just get rid of it that is so sad that's a lot of peanut butter peanuts and toilet paper toilet paper come on man it's toilet paper because repackaging is going to be and i'm sorry this is where i'm having a very difficult time taking pita very seriously and i know what they're trying to do. No, I actually do not know what trying to do. Because it's a stupid drawing. It's not like Trader Joe's went out to Africa and shot a bunch of elephants, miniaturized those elephants, made them into cartoons, and then plastered them on, you know, toilet paper, peanut butter, and peanut

bags. I don't think that's the procedure that Trader Joe's did. It's a drawing of an elephant that does not exist at all. Oh, elephants exist. The circus has been retired now. That's what I'm saying. I mean, there's no more circus. We've retired all elephants. We've shipped them off.

No, you can't have a pet elephant anywhere. The big circus bros? The Barnum and Bailey Circus. Yeah. Those guys are freaking out of business. They're done. Out of business. Have a nice day.

Done over. And the elephants are wandering around in some ranch in Orlando, Florida. Just wandering around. It's like, whew. The only thing they're laughing is the circus still late. They don't have animals. They just have people dressed up as animals doing tricks. Right.

And that's the circus. And that's the circus now. That's the circus, right. But no animals. But this actually makes people, their argument would be that seeing that makes people feel that it's okay. But it is okay. I agree, but they don't.

I agree. I think it's silly. You've killed people's way to make money. Yes. If I'm a guy with. four arms. If I was born with four arms, I should be able to go out

and get in a tent and say pay to see me. Or the bird of lady. How many birded a lady? Isn't this all about like female empowerment? Thank you. How many bearded little ladies have no longer a job because you said no more circus?

Thank you. If I'm the tallest guy in the world and the shortest guy in the world, I should be able to go in one tent and have people pay to see it. What about if I'm a little boy that was born with a bunch of hair and I look like a dog.

Or whatever. Yes. People should pay to be able to pay to see you. I am the fattest man in the world. I weigh 10,000 pounds. Nobody's ever weighed that much. I mean, I feel like that most days. I do feel that way.

3,000 pounds, okay? Right. You should be able to, people should be able to pay to see you. If you want it. If you want it. If I want to travel around the country, and maybe you still can, right? You just do it on your own. Yeah, yeah.

Just like the big bro circus companies are no longer, you know, doing the whole circus thing. But you can't have animals. But you can't, that's the thing. You could have the freaks. You just can't have the horses or the elephants or the lions or the tigers. I guess you could have the freak petting zoo. You have a bunch of little kids with, you know, look like dogs and have them pet it?

That's not really where I was going with petting the freaks, but it was more along the lines. So if you have the petting zoo and then you see the freaks too. You can have animals. No, you can. There are some places, some events that have little petting zoos and the little riding, the little ponies for the kids, you know, and they ride around. The horse doesn't trot or anything. The horse is practically dead.

He's zumbazide. The kid gets on it. The kid gets on it. Does two laps. The lady walks around the fenced-in area a couple times. Cardio. Takes your ten bucks and you get the road. Ten bucks.

That's cheap. Did you ride a horse baby? Yeah. I wrote a horse daddy. Okay, great. And you're done. And let's forget the hay. You feed the hay at the end.

Right. That's what kiss him docile. Hay with a little bit of drugs. No, there's more than that. Hey, yeah. You're not lying. Is the horse alive? Okay.

Get on. That's so amazing. So then IKEA issues an apology. What the heck? What did they do? Now IKEA, this should have come a long time ago, actually. Because this now that I read the story really pisses me off. Really?

Yes. Now you know you go to IKEA and you walk around and you buy the cheap bookshelves. I've never been to IKEA. What? Never been to IKEA. You go to IKEA. You walk around the IKEA and you get the cheap bookshelves and the cheap coffee tables and end tables and you bring them home in the box and you put them together, you follow directions, you put the little snap screws in the corner and you follow the directions and you have furniture that looks brand new that's good for a year, maybe two. Ikea might argue with that, but I've seen the stuff in action. Oh, so you've been in an IKEA.

You actually gone inside the building and looked around. Like I said, I've seen the furniture on the houses. Yeah, so you've gone to the double doors and got welcomed by a greeter. Well, I don't know. I've never been to an IKEA, so I need to have greeters. Well, the employees say hello. So have you walked into an IKEA? The employees say hello.

You know, because I believe there's one big one in Tampa. There is a big one. I was there when they had the grand opening. Big IKEA Grand Open. Everything was great. There's one around here too in the Dallas Metroplex. There's a couple of them. Yeah.

There's one over there by Plano. There's a big one in Plano. Next to the Nebraska Furniture Market. I mean, that out there in the Plano is just huge. I've been there either. Where's that? The Nebraska furniture. Have you been to one of those?

Weird. So anyway, IKEA, the Swedish furniture company, you know who we're talking about. What does IKEA stand for? Is there an acronym or is it just IKEA? Akea It's an acronym or is it a name No it's Chinese for furniture Oh

But I thought he was a Swedish company It is a Swedish company But he travels to the Far East With a Chinese name for furniture Okay Okay I can't Okay

I think we offended a bunch of people But I love it Absolutely did And I apologize Oh my God Oh what are you doing I mean I don't apologize Now

You got me started So I've apologized To you Oh okay okay So they have their deluxe delicious meatballs that everybody loves if you've ever been to an IKEA. And you have. You've tasted his balls?

No, I really haven't. You haven't tasted the balls. I really haven't. Okay. But everyone that goes to IKEA tells me how great they are. What a wonderful thing they are? So why haven't you taste them when you got in there? I haven't been to one, okay?

Oh, there is. That's your point. You've never been to an IKEA either. I drove by them. I've been there. I see them. Everybody drives by them. I see them.

What color? The blue and you. Yellow or whatever it is, yeah, the big IKEA sign. So, you know it from a mile away, see the big sign. So they have, they have a, when you go there to get food, one of the things that they sell is jerk chicken. Now, everyone who's ever been to any kind of,

I don't know, restaurant that sells some kind of Caribbean food, some kind of, whatever kind of food it is, has eaten jerk chicken. But not at IKEA anymore. We can't have that. Sorry. Got to take that off the cafe menu. That's it.

Do they say why? Who are we offending? We're offending the Caribbean. You know, people from Barbados and Trinidadac Tobago? Yes. We're offending them because we're using their jerk chicken. Yes. Cultural appropriation.

Yes. That is the stupidest thing in the world. So I want cheeseburgers off the menu. I'm going to send with the white people. I want cheeseburgers off the menu. Hold on, let's see. So the Swedish company took what is probably the most popular Jamaican dish. Whatever.

And this is your opinion. The Uninspired version featured white rice and green peas. Did you just have a conversation with the article? Yeah, whatever. That's your opinion. That's your opinion. Why do they make it seem like that's the news? No, it's not.

True. It's not. A reporter slash writer should not be put in their... Probably their most. You have no idea. Absolutely no idea, which is why it's probably, probably, and most popular and probably. The whole problem begins to throw the whole thing away. That's the editors covering their butts.

So anyway, I mean, they've taken it off. Stupid jerk chicken. But by then we have Lewis C.K. Who's they want to apologize now too. What? Everybody wants apologies. Everybody wants apologies. wants apologies. And by the way, apologies are never enough.

Pretty soon, it's pretty soon they're going to go after IKEA for the balls. We can't have, we can't have meatballs anymore. It's meat. Thank you. It's meat. We got to sell meat. Okay. If they probably do the impossible meatballs, it'll be okay. There you go. And that's what it'll be too. Can they do the impossible chicken, the impossible jerk chicken?

Oh, maybe I don't know. But I don't think that was Peter. It's not. I don't think Peter was complaining. I don't think it's the chicken. That's the issue with the jerk chicken. No?

That could be wrong. So, Louis C.K. He's trying to make a little small comeback, and he should. He has not done anything wrong, Jeff Fisher. I can't believe how much trouble this guy's gotten into. They hate him. And he did, he asked. I'm not called, look, I'm not saying what he did was okay.

but the point of this whole thing is you're supposed to ask. Yes, the whole meet-to movement is like, yes. And then no means no. Yes. And obviously if no means no, then yes means yes. Yes. So, you know, without the power struggle is the only way they get around, the yes, because they couldn't say no because of the powers.

But then what's her face who used to live with Louis CK for a while, even came out and said that he used to ask me all the time to sometimes to say yes sometimes I said no I said no we're eating pizza now what are you doing and he would stay and say okay he would not take it out and do it right okay okay maybe later right so

you can't have it both ways it's just madly you can't have it both ways so they try to make him apologize yes for that Louis was not having any of that. So good for him. Good. He needs to stand up and we need to stand up with him too. Like, we do.

Encourage him like, dude, you don't need to. It's like the Dave Chappelle special. He talked about Louis C.K. And he's right. You know what is the most disturbing picture is of a white man, sit on the couch after he's done. That is the most docile. white man. Right.

Ever. And like DeChapelle said, call the cops and tell them what just happened. He asked me if he could do this. And he's doing it. See if they, and you are in his property. You're in his room in his house. He asked you. Or the hotel room or whatever.

He said, hey, can I do this? Call the cops. See what they say to you. Oh, they'll be right over. They will send emergency vehicles. Oh, really? Yeah. They will send emergency.

to see vehicles right over. SVU be there too? Yes, everyone shows up for that. Everybody. SWAT team. You get SWAT. What? Yeah, you get swatted all of it.

What about the FBI? Because I need this to be on, you know, a federal case. Ooh. Man, that's only going to be a federal case if there was more than one person that said yes. There was a lot of people in the room. Then, yeah, we get, it's a federal case? It's a federal case. Absolutely.

It's just ridiculous. It's ridiculous. Well, as long as we're talking about. sex. And we're talking about, you know, people doing things in front of other people. Some of the stories coming out about Jeffrey Epstein now are fascinating. Oh, oh, yeah, troubling, troubling. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. Not fascinating. Why, I would never read the stories like that. I'd be fascinated with them. Yeah, yeah, don't take that out. Don't let people know that I'm actually reading the entire stories, not just the headlines.

So apparently they had this, one time when he was in jail the first time, he had one of his underage sex slaves. Okay. Who wasn't underage at the time, by the way. Okay, they forget that. The story says he had one of his underage sex slaves was allowed to visit him 90 times in Florida jail, okay? But he was

in jail for the solicitation of a minor. But when she visited him in jail she was not. She was legal age. But he used to brag apparently that he bought her from her parents. Oh, but was that this was his Yugoslavia

sex slave. Well, was that line that we were talking about yesterday with Candace since she's your lawyer now,

that, uh, your favorite line? Oh, would you kindly refrain from speaking? Yes. Jeffrey Efson needed that.

Wow. So when it talks about all the different times that he would, uh, make her do things with other girls and other people and he would just watch

and Louis C.K. on him. Uh, it's now, is that a verb now? Yes. C. Yes.

He would lose C. CKM. And then they also, over the weekend it talks to another, since we're, you know, we love the royals on this show. Yeah. The, the Prince Andrew picture with the girl that was supposed to be 17, right? And you had, and my man, my girl, Jislane is in the background of this picture. Yes. There's a picture of Prince Andrew, this girl, and Jislane, all right?

And you call foul play on this picture. The story is, is fascinating? No. Didn't you mean troubling? Troubling, troubling. Of all that was going on and what happened and everything. And now he claims that the picture is fake. Who's he?

Prince Andrew. Okay. He claims the picture is fake. I do, actually. When you look at the photo. And can you post it and show it on the camera? I'll turn it around for the camera. It was the back camera that's only one that's on.

The back camera. Okay, so you see them just lays there and the girl. And it looks, now that obviously there's a, there's a human next to this girl. with Prince Andrew's head on it. To me, the hand that's around the waist of the girl does not really match what the body of Prince Andrew would be.

That's just to me. I mean, I believe that it's a fake. Well, I'm sorry? Alex Jones now? Gay frogs and everything? I had nothing to do with gay frogs. This has nothing to do with gay. I'm just saying the hand doesn't seem like it matches up

to the body that's around the girl. That's all I'm saying. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Prince Andrew's a dirtbag, but, I mean, even still may be a dirt bag. I don't know that. Speaking of Prince Andrew and the Royals, okay? So we know that Harry and Megan are off to Africa now with the kid,

and they're out. They're done. Have a nice day. They want nothing to do with them. but I think I want some feedback on this so you can those of you're watching live

and listening live you can call 888-90-033-93. What are you doing? We're listening live. They can call that. No one's going to pick up. No, but the ones that are listening live, they can call now because I want some feedback. 8-8-903-33-93. I want to do a sitcom

about the royals killing the queen. Because you know, man, she can never be alone with Charles. She, that is a, I bet you that's a mandate at Windsor, man. Wherever Charles is, she knows. You aren't lying. Every little Bobby with his big ass wool horse hat on, they know where Charles is. I don't think those are called.

That's what they're called. The Bobby's are. Yeah, now they're called Big Bobby Horse Hat. Yeah, that's what they're called. Big Bobby Horse hats. Yeah, that's what they're. And they come from, that's how Camilla's family made their money,

those horse hats. Yeah, from the barns. The, uh, no way. Camilla and Charles, you know where they are at all times, man. Yes, you have a tracker on that. And there is no way she's ever alone with them. That,

and she's never alone with two of them together? Holy crap, no way. The two blue dots can never be next to the red dot by themselves. No, not alone, man. Holy cow. So did you see that our boys no longer in London? What do you mean? Prince Harry.

Oh, yeah, that's why I said they're in Africa. They're out. They're done. Have a nice day. They're done. Yeah, that's why they went to the party. Yes. They went to the party alone and they brought the family.

Oh, wait, no, they left the kid at home. No, did you see that? No, baby Archie. Yeah, they just left the kid at home. But a lot of people were thinking that baby Archie was going to go to this tour. Baby Archie stayed at home. Wait, what? Baby Archie is not with them.

in Africa? Yes. Wait, what? Baby Archie's not there. That cannot be. Okay. That cannot be. All right.

That could have my talking stick. I know. By the way, can you, those are you watching? Those of you watching the podcast. You see, remember years ago,

I don't even remember how this started from the having a talking stick. But we had one made for the show. What's that? Elizabeth Warren, her talking stick. She was doing a press conference. Not Elizabeth Warren, I'm sorry.

Pelosi. Pelosi had the meeting. With the talking stick that they passed around. Yes, okay. Three years ago. We had, oh, whatever. I heard you the first time with your little three years ago. So what? It was in the past.

You know, well, I'm done. You know, you could do the show by. Oh, no. What will I do? So Chris goes to me today with, they were throwing away the talking stick. I will. that weekend that won't stand.

Agreed. Thank you. Because we had a woman for the show. It's such a, Natasha who doesn't work here anymore, had it made up and she had something else. What was hanging off of this stupid thing? Oh, you're not, I don't even know. You're that mad.

You're not even going to talk to me? Good. Good. So that's missing. So somebody ripped that off. But it's this giant, what I, it looks like a pencil, but I don't think it is because it doesn't look like there's lead in it.

But it's a big piece of wood with tape. It's a talking. And now that's the only thing I want to play with now. That's not really true either. But I like having the talking. Anyway, we've got to find out about this kid, this Archie kid. That can't be true. So I thought they were.

So this is not the time of them going there to stay. This is a separate tour. That's why Archie is not with them, right? Which is weird because you'd think that Archie would be with them anyway. You know, so that means they don't want anything to do with them. With Harry and Megan. Wow. That is, the queen has got to be beside herself.

Harry and Megan praise baby Archie's travel skills during Tea Party. He's there. What are you talking about? He's not with him. You don't know what you're talking. I'm only going to come back because, There's a theory here. So the people were asking, where's Archie?

Where's Archie? They were told he's sleeping. They've been there for three days now. No one has seen baby Archie. So that's when I say that just like baby Archie was born two weeks before the birthday, I don't think baby Archie is there. He's sleeping. And you know, you know it's hurting you inside to agree.

with me. Because you know I'm right. You know I'm right. People asking for videos. People asking for pictures. Oh, no, he's sleeping. He's sleeping. Oh, look at that. We flew and the schedule. He's used to London time, not Africa time. You know, he's sleeping. Not going to agree. All right. So we have a list of crime today that is, some of it is just amazing to me. So the first story is a mom who rubbed heroin on her baby girl's gums. What's wrong with that? Okay. She's teething.

Okay. She's not going to be charged with murder because of that. Yes. And she's not going to be charged with murder. Because. You know, it's just reckless because she did it with their other two kids and they're still alive. So it was because of the dating? It was, they're crying.

She said she'd been doing heroin. once a month right for you see the teeth that I'm missing that's not because of that that

that's not because of that and all the trails and then they're called tracks but go ahead no trails that's what I said

they're called tracks trails yeah that's not because of that either do not look between my toes either I got a lot of bug bites in there too those damn red ants

see here I hate that man do I hate that I'm by red I mean fire ants. Sorry. But she's not going to be charged with the felony. That's weird.

Amazing. She pled not guilty. Now the judge apparently wants to, which is kind of a surprise. A charger with a felony, but he can't. Well, judge, come down. That's not what you're here for. You're not part of the 12 jurors of your peers. So you need to stop.

She said that the baby's biological father, apparently they found him somewhere. I don't know where he was. Does he also do an heroin? He told police that he had seen the mother rub heroin residue on her daughter about 15 times. But I thought she only do it once a month. So 15 months. According to the CDC, but what killed the baby was the fentanyl, not the heroin. It was the fentanyl mixed with the heroin.

Okay, I was just going to ask you, what is fentanyl doing with heroin? Is that a common package deal? It's a common mix now. Okay. That's what people are dying from. Heroin is no longer just heroin. Correct. It's heron and fentany.

Right. And that's what's killing all these people. And you know, those damn drug dealers don't tell you. What? I know. If I can't. If you cannot trust your dealer. Come on, Jeffrey.

If you can't trust your heroin dealer to be giving you pure heroin, the world has gone to hell. And I know this is going to be a very stupid question probably. Are they both white? No, the mother is. No. Substance. You idiot.

I'm not talking about the skink. Oh. I'm taking about the substance. Oh. I mean, yes. It's a idiot. That's funny right there. I don't care who you are.

That's the big mix, though. That's what's killing people. My God, man. Are you not familiar with the opioid crisis in America? I am familiar with the opioid crisis. Are you? Are you? Because the heroin.

And the fentanyl are the big... But that's not an opioid, is it? I thought opioles were the kids that came from, you know, the seeds. Opium. I thought it came from that. The poppy seeds. That's not that? I want you to go and watch.

You know who Sarah Carter is? I know, and I watched that. Did you go? I know. We talked about it. Yesterday off air. And I went in there and looked at it. Yeah.

Not in vain. Yes. Is her new documentary. And it's good. It's really good. Joe Weasel is doing it. did stuff for us before the record. That's his name.

Joe Weasel? Joe Weasel. That's his name. Oh, baby. He's good guy. I like Joe's. I know. The Weasel part is what I'm having an issue with.

I told him for years. Oh, you did? Joe, what are you doing, man? Change your name. But no. Yeah. I guess. Whatever.

It's family. Family name. Okay. If you like it, you like it. But the... Yeah, she did a good job. She's just really good about that. Sarah Carter's...

I love Sarah Carter. And both of those people, you know, were once blaze people and creating stuff for the blaze and the not in vain if you have an opportunity to go see it and you don't even have to go see it just bring it up on your laptop

it's like not in vain dot com I'll check I started it's on the Twitter but it's on the Twitters I'm sorry it's on the Twitters I can't remember what the site was

it is not in vain but it might be not in vain movie or something? Not in vain, USA.com. Okay. Let's see. I knew it was something

that I had to add it at the end. So not in vain, USA.com. We should talk to her. Well, worth it. Absolutely. I'd love to.

Because one of the things that I liked about it was that her focus is on the, and it's, it really kind of scares the hell out of you. It scares the hell out of me.

It's like a scare straight, like something like that? Like if you're a user, will it? No. No? No, but if you're a parent. It will scare you.

Yes. If you're a parent, you start thinking, holy cow. Would it also scare someone that has no interest in drugs to kind of still stay away from it? Yeah, well, it gives you an idea of how bad the situation is. Because what is trying to be told to us and has been being told to us that the pharmaceutical companies are the people who are bad. It's not the pharmaceutical companies. It's the drug dealers and the cartels that are bringing this. poisoned into the country.

She uses one graph of what helped increase the heroin usage in America was because of the pharmaceutical companies. She's trying to tie that in with that. She's saying that when OxyContin was first starting to be manufactured and pushed back in the 90s, and then usage went up, just like any drug when the manufacturers make it and they go, hey, this is a good drug. And they send their people out to the doctors and say,

hey, this is a good jug, you should use it, you should use it. And then they use it. And then they stopped and cut people back. That's what drove people to the heroin. Okay, so because they got people using the painkillers, and then when they couldn't get it, they had to find the relief somewhere else, which is what drove the heroin.

I would love to talk to Sarah about it. She had a great job, and I love Sarah Carter. I told you what's going to get her, so I got it. Not in vain. USA.com. What are you checking your head for? I knew it. You need to help. I knew it.

Have we any calls yet? Was the number? Was there a number? There's a number right in front of you. Oh, right there. Oh, thank you. I'm so sorry. Look, you don't want to have fun?

Is that what I'm being told in my ear from the other room? You don't want to have fun? Can you be serious? Can we have a serious, Jeffrey from chewing the fat, please. Okay, let's be serious. That was not me. Let's be serious. Let's talk about why you really need Mercury Real Estate,

why you really need Real Estate agents I trust.com. In Los Angeles, a realtor was attacked and groped at an open house. Set up a meeting. I mean, that's why most, if you're a realtor, and I don't know this about Mercury Real Estate and real estate agents I trust.com, but if you're a realtor, I would say, arm yourself. In one way or another.

Arm yourself. Be prepared. Don't, you know, trust but verify. It's really simple. Can we talk about a police officer who saw a U-Haul truck go across two lanes of traffic without a blinker on

and thought, I'm going to pull that person over? Pulled her over, walked up to the window. The lady said, sorry, I was smoking a joint officer. I forgot to turn a blinker on. Would you like a hit? The story said the officer refused. Huh.

Go figure. Then they brought in the drug-sniffing dogs. They found 40 pounds of meth in the U-Haul. Good for him. That's good police work, isn't it? am I being serious enough for you? Here's another story that really pisses me off. Speaking of police officers, finding drugs and cars,

a Florida deputy from Jackson County, Zachary Wester. And if you're wondering, Jackson County, we usually don't hear that. It's actually southern Alabama. It's in the panhandle up in the top of Florida. You know, when you have Florida, you have the peninsula, and then you have the southern Alabama. It shouldn't even really be Florida, but it is.

We decided to let it be Florida. Yeah, you want to be Florida, fine. Florida. We'll take you a no promise. Panhandle. Yeah, the beaches are ours. Okay, fine. Nope, we're not giving you the beaches.

They're ours. Anyway, that's where it is. He has now 120 charges against citizens have been dropped because of this man. There is a video of him, planting drugs. He would stop people for a traffic citation and find meth in their car

and then arrest them for meth. There's video, I mean, he's got a chest cam, you know, his body cam is recording this, and some people are like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even know where that came from. There's one lady that's talking on the phone saying,

it's like I'm going to be arrested. I don't know where the heck it came from. I don't know what it is, but they're saying it's meth. One guy lost his kids because he was arrested for meth, which was a plant. Now, he's facing felony charges, racketeering, fabricating evidence, possession of a controlled substance, false imprisonment. I mean, the guy, you want to bring back Town Square? This is the kind of guy to put in Town Square. You want me to be serious for a minute?

Put guys like him in town square. And you can bet they're not going to put him in prison because if they put him in prison, that's going to be town square. Yes. Only there's no guns in prison, so, well, that we know of. And, you know, it's more of a shiv. Do we have a shiv sound effect? I'm supposed to be serious.

So that sounded like someone getting shived, but it doesn't really count as a shiv. So stop now. Okay, because your sound effects are not working. And I don't want to be funny. It's not a funny. I want to be serious. Ooh.

See, that's someone getting shived. I'm telling you, though, does Zachary Western? That ticks me off, man. We have enough bad people. We have a U-Haul lady driving a U-Haul smoking a joint with 40 pounds of meth in her car getting pulled over and being arrested. We don't need police officers planting meth. for arrests.

I mean, just because he feels better about arresting people and looking better for his drug bust, stop it. I mean, that's the only reason

that can't understand why someone would do that. But, and now what do the people do? You lost your kid? What do you do? I certainly, I don't know. I don't know,

but Town Square is looking better and better. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcast. Okay, so yesterday I told you. Welcome, by the way, to the dessert section of Chewing the Fat. You can get the entire podcast by subscribing to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher, and it is available on any platform that you get your podcast from. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors.

And if you're on Apple, Core, or iTunes, be sure to rate and review the podcast, 20 stars, best podcast ever, so that other people find the podcast. as well. Thank you so much for listening. I appreciate it. Yesterday we told you about how you could get paid laying in a coffin for so many hours at six flags.

You get money and you get the six flags season pass for a year. Please. All that time in a coffin. But I'm going to tell you how you can make $1,300 bucks. And all you got to do is watch 13 Stephen King movies before Halloween.

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You got to watch It That's the original Or the 2017 remake You got to watch The Mist You got to watch Pet Cemetery Original or the 2019 remake you got to watch Salem's lot If you're still alive and haven't

shot yourself by now you've got to watch the shining because you're almost there. You're over the hump. Finner. Misery. Wow. Wow. I mean, what they want to do is

provide the winning job applicant with a fit bit to track your heart rate some Stephen King paraphernalia movie theater gift car. a survival kit stocked with a flashlight blanket popcorn candy and you get paid for your time, 13 movies, $1,300 bucks at the us dish.com. Good luck, God bless.

It didn't seem worth it. It doesn't seem worth it. Why are you looking like that? What doesn't seem worth it? $1,300 for that and a movie ticket? Thanks. I mean, perhaps. Look, don't.

This is why you're... here. What do you mean? That reason right there, your attitude towards this is the reason why you're sitting in that room with a talking stick. With the what? The talking stick. Yeah, the talking stick is mine. Yes. I know. Yes. It's right there. See, that's the reason. I don't understand it. That is like awesome and very easy. You tell me Jeff Fisher when you are home on a Saturday afternoon. watching Stephen King movies, no. No, but you're in the couch for like what? 18 hours?

You know, maybe five minutes. I'm up and moving around all weekend. Chris, you know me. I do know you. So I say minimum of 12 hours on the couch. You know me, Chris. I can't slow down. So on the weekend, you're doing...

I have a neck thing now that I got for my birthday that I put around my neck that holds my phone. That's how I watch all the movies and TV shows that I watch so that I can still be up in movies. moving around. You know me. I do know you. Yeah. Which is why I'm telling you that you're sitting in your coach right now watching

secession. You know, I'll post a picture of me with my new neck thing. You should. Because I'm up and about and just I can't. With the neck thing and still watching. You still watching. Yeah.

People wonder, hey, how you have all this time? Because I'm up doing other things too. But I have my neck thing. The neck thing. Order! So third, you're right though. You're right. You're right.

You know what? You've convinced me. But it just seems like it'd be, it's worth more than $1,300. That seems. You're already doing it for free right now. No, I'm not watching this for free. No, I'm not. Think about it.

No. You're already watching TV for free. You're binging. You're binging, whatever it is. By the way, it's not free. I'm paying for it. Even worse. Even worse.

That's true. No, no, you got the whole full package. You burn $1,59 for everything. For Netflix. Yes. Yeah, yeah. But there's not some of Amazon. and some Hulu.

You'll be the math. It's $450 a month that you pay. No, I don't, though. Your wife, oh my gosh, so many qualifiers. Your wife pays for it. No, I don't pay this. If we're paying $450, there's something going to change. Well, I already told you, and I gave you the thing.

I'll give up my neck thing. I'll give up my neck thing if we're paying $450. I'll just go on a record right now. The Amber. very show the ember see the podcast and went out the numbers because i feel like i did a pretty good job on the average i haven't put the average in there i know we did it we went yeah so 450 a month but if we're i'm telling you if my household is paying that i'm going to give up my neck and um did you see my picture about i belong to the founders club of disney plus oh god i did see that

are you kidding me yeah i belong to the founders club first of all It's the founder's circle. Club circles are the same thing. Because I saw that, and my first instinct was you bastard. Why am I another first? I'm going to, can I still become one? Can I still get in the founder's circle? Did you get in?

Because I was pissed. And then I thought, no, I'm not being hooked by Disney or Chris Cruz. I'm not doing it. Did you go ahead? I'm fighting and not doing it, not yet. I got like three people. Can I still get into the founder circle? Yeah, you can.

Okay. I'll send you the email. Three people, three people emailed me. I want to be the funder circle. It means nothing, but I wanted it anyway. Here, I'll send you the email. Give me your email. I'll send it to you.

So Disney, you owe me a cut out of the $699. I give you three new people. You got to pay the whole thing, right? No, you could do the monthly. 699. I thought you said that, you know, again, I didn't read the email. But I thought you could pick. You had to pay the whole thing.

No, you get to pick. To be in the founder circle. See, that's a mistake. No. Remember, I told you, we told, I did the math. What's a mistake, though? From who? from from disney yes absolutely i should make you pay the full boat if you're going to be in the

founder's circle i was ready to give them the 70 dollars yeah until when i was doing phil and the contracts you know terms and conditions um at the end they they asked me which one i want to do do i want to do the monthly or do i want to do the yearly and i did the math if you do the monthly it's cheaper than the yearly well that's dumb i know that's mistake number two wow i mean Disney, what is going on? Who is running that joint? They've got this magic thing, the Disney Plus app, and they're, they've got, they screw up here. That doesn't seem right.

That's why I've been to the funder circle. Yeah, we need to jump on that. I mean, here's the way for you to make some money. Well, here's a way for you to save some hard-earned money. You're not making money unless you like me, I charge you a dollar extra. I don't take a cut. For the password? Yeah.

That's illegal. Is it? Yes. Oh, crap. I mean, they'll cut you. They'll shut you down. Disney will shut you. Disney, you'll have the Disney cops at your house.

Mickey will be over. Hello? Uh, yeah, this is Disney police. Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Disney here. No, we know this is the address for Disney Plus. We're going to shut this place down. No, no shutting here.

You got about 10 minutes before we break this door down. and you go ahead and make sure that your simply safe video is on because you're going to watch the Disney police cracks through this door, okay? Do you see that? Oh, look, a little doggy I found. Oh, don't even get me started. Did you see that? It was, when was it?

Saturday, Saturday. What are you doing? What are you doing? My alarm went off because a dog went through my motion detector. So what? I looked at a little size, a little puppy, just running around it's 120 degrees here. So what? I go, and the thing was.

inside. So now I have another dog. Seriously, you stole someone's a dog? No? You stole someone in your neighborhood's dog? No. Holy crap. No. No. Have you put up pictures saying, have you put up pictures? Yes, I have. Walked around and asked. So this dog just miraculously

appeared. This little white dog came over. From the Chris Cruz house. You don't know where it came from. I put a video. I put a video and everything on the neighborhood app. We put pictures. Oh, the neighborhood app because everybody in the neighborhood is on the app. Yes.

They are. Right. No, they're not, but go ahead. I'm waiting to hear, so if you miss a little white dog in the Roanoke area, let me know. Hey, I missed it.

It's my dog. Oh, it's your dog. I lost it, yeah. You live like 20 minutes away from me. I walked away. It was a long way. Whoa. Yeah.

Well, you do not. I've been there before, so it must have smelled me. So it's my dog. I want it. So honestly, what do you do? How long do I want?

wait so I could turn in the dog to the pound. How long do I wait? What's that? How long do I wait? I mean, are you going to seriously now? Okay, now you say turn it into the pound. If you turn it into the pound, if it's not chipped or anything. I know, that's what I'm saying.

Is it going to be put down? No, I have not checked. I'm still waiting for the owner to contact me. It was on Saturday. So it could have a chip still? It could have a chip, but like, I'm waiting for. That would actually mean that you actually stole it, so you don't want to do that. No.

Oh, no. I'm waiting for the owner to say, hey, it's my dog. Yeah. Or like someone to knock at the door, be like, hey, have you seen a white little... Oh, somebody's going to knock on your door all right. So how long do I wait until, like, I turned the dog in? Are you going to turn it in? I don't want to turn it in.

It sounds like you've already incorporated it into your home. I don't want to turn the dog. It's a cute little dog. It's a girl. That's what I mean. It's a little girl. Oh. Yeah.

So Thor is taking care of some business. No, Thor is being on the candle. because he's scared of this little dog. I was taking care of a little bit. But seriously, seriously, how long do I wait? I put posters. I put little super posters. I've gone through all the apps.

There's like a neighborhood app, of course. And then there's like a neighborhood community on Facebook. I put all that stuff in there. Well, the wife did. So someone, even if they don't aren't on the neighborhood app, someone in the neighborhood should know whose dog that was. Yes, yes. Everybody, you know if your neighbor has a stupid dog.

And it's a little white dog. It's not like, oh, little. So. Yeah, I mean, you know, look, you know if your neighbors have dogs. I feel like the dog would just, oh, it got away. Right. Little princess got away. Oh, darn.

We don't know what happened to little princess. Sorry. That could be a sign, though. Of. The pound. Maybe little princess isn't quite a little. It was on Saturday. It was on Saturday.

It's Tuesday. If you're listening live, it's Tuesday. Yeah. It's watching. You know, it's Saturday. It's Tuesday.

So do I give it into like next to this Saturday? And that's seven days. But I'm going hunting Friday, Saturday and Sunday. So. Yeah. Can I take off? No. I forgot to.

I'm going to hunt him with David Barton. Oh, that's great. Yeah. I didn't want to go. Yeah. I didn't want to go. Thanks for inviting me. What the hell?

Who saw? Jeff Fisher. What the hell is happening on this program? Jeff Fisher. At the beginning of the year, I should you know, on my wedding, that night.

That was a year ago. A year ago. I'm expected to remember something that happened a year ago. Nope, because at the beginning of the summer, I asked you, Hey, Jeffie, David Barton and I and my in-laws,

We're going hunting, I'll love hunting, up in six hours from here. You don't have to do anything. Other than we'll be in the truck. We shoot from the truck. And we'll go for it. And my in-laws were saying,

hey, we want Jeffrey to go. What? David Barton to go. This is all a lie. And I asked you, and then into the last time, I asked you,

like, and I had you tick it. And no, what? And then it was like, no I'm not going Chris I'm not going So I'm like okay we'll invite someone else So Glenn is coming

So me David and Glenn are going to go hunting Antelope hunting Up in the peninsula Which I didn't know that Texas had a peninsula It's like six and a half hours from here That's because it's geography You have no idea about geography But I thought peninsula has to be where there's water

And there's no water In the northwest side of Florida It's not really peninsula It's called a panhandle That's what it is you're right He didn't say Peninsale. He said the pen handle. Yeah, no, I know, because that's what it's called.

You, you pissed me off. But you do remember. I remember I was looking at you. I don't remember. I was looking at you. This never happened. Fisher. This never happened.

Do you want me to call my in-laws? Was he here? Yes. No. It was during the museum. When they were sending up for the museum, they asked you again. The week after, they say, hey, remind Jeffie wants to go to let us. know and I keep reminding you.

That's what they said to you. And then I told you. And then you didn't do it. Yes, I did. Do not make me call them, Jeff Fisher. Do not make me call them. Because you know I'm right. Again, just like yesterday, I let you lie.

I let you bend it true. But you know that this is true. I don't know anything of the sort. I do not know anything of the sort. And this all stems from you stealing your neighborhood dog. No, but seriously. How long do I wait? Oh, oh.

You know what? I don't think you should be able to go. You've got to watch the dog that you're stolen. You've got your guy dog, you know, staying in the kennel away from the girl. All he's doing is over there going, pst, come here, baby. Taking care of business in the kennel instead of having to chase her around. You're not going anywhere. Boy, what a shame, isn't that?

When you steal animals, you just have to stay home with them. Not a shame. Bummer. We are. We are almost through, my friend. You would be?