Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 207 | Tortilla Throwing, Warrants in New Orleans, & Dwarf·ism

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

Looks like Jeffy tried to get political in today's show by reading the Ukraine transcript. Did you know that if you live in New Orleans with a warrant it might go away? so make sure to pay attention if you have a warrant in New Orleans. Then Jeffy brings a story that has dwarfs, lies, and child neglect.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Well, it's been released. The phone conversation between President Zelensky of the Ukraine and President Donald Trump is now unclassified. Violation, violation, political, violation. But I didn't even get to the, I didn't even get to the copy of what was said. That's not on me. That's a computer. as soon as you say, you know, that, it goes off by itself.

I know, but, you know, I didn't even talk about what President Trump or President Zelensky said. Politico, violation. They were laughing. It's absolutely agonizing. The world is talking about this unclassified document. It isn't, it's just a transcript of a memory. It's not a recording.

I'll turn off the alarm, but read the, bottom of the first page. Bottom of the first page, Jeff Fisher. Read that statement. Caution! A memorandum of a telephone conversation, parentheses, telecon, is not a verbatim transcript of a discussion. The text in this document records the notes and recollections of Situation Room Duty Officers and NCNSC Policy Staff assigned to listen and memorialize the conversation in written form as the conversation takes place. A number of factors can, this is a big caution. A number of factors can affect the accuracy of the record.

If one of the guys were drunk, high, stoned out of our mind. What? I'm just reading between the lines. Oh, okay, okay. Including poor telecommunications connections and variations in accent. We couldn't understand a word the guy was saying. Or Trump. Thank.

Or interpretations. We didn't know what it meant. The word inaudible is used to indicate, portions of a conversation that the note taker was unable to hear. Shh. President Zelensky. I want to tell you something. Go ahead, Donald.

Impeat! Impeach! Impeat! That's it. No more political, I'm telling you. Welcome to it. Chewing the fat, that is, with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Executive producer, board operator.

segment put her together. Chris Cruz also on the broadcast. You can subscribe to the show. Those of you, freeloading on BRN on the Blaze Radio Network, thank you for listening. I really appreciate it. And as long as you're freeload

and you might as well free load some more and subscribe for free on whatever platform you get your podcast on. Those of you that listen on iTunes or any Apple products, you need to rate and review it as well. bumps us up a little bit. Okay.

I know that you can only rate it five stars, but really I ask you to rate it 20 stars and best podcast ever. And then you're done. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Why is it that I or my program does not have a Guinness broke a world record? I want a world record from Guinness. We're going to find one and we're going to make it happen.

I hear this guy Idaho man captures a Toronto guy getting a Guinness Book of War Now this is what record does he set Is there something worthy? Is it something worthy?

Is it something worthy? No. It's funny. You know it's funny you ask that. He sets a world record for the tortilla throw. Are you kidding me? 54 feet 5 inches.

He tosses a tortilla. Amazing. Now see this guy, this David Rush. Okay, now I'm pissed. He's broken over 100 Guinness. What he's doing is what I've talked about doing. He must be a listener. Because I've talked about going through Guinness

and just finding stuff to beat set records for it. That you can do. That's doable. Like the one I want to set is the, you know, the most amount of people at one time sitting on a whoopee cushion. Or, you know, I talked about that. It would be a great big, huge event. But the tortilla throw, come on. And he had like three chances. You get three. His first throw didn't count toward his, his first throw didn't even count toward his three official attempts. It bounced

off the wall. Then the first official throw failed to meet the goal set by dignitaries. his second throw disqualified when it bounced off the ground at one point no when it hits the ground that's the distance of the throw I don't even know if they know that that doesn't mean it's disqualified it means that's the distance

of the throw it just means that it wasn't long enough to set the record the third throw the new record holder 54 feet five inches the tortilla throw now that's something to be proud of that is this show

I want it I want we need to make this happen. A tortilla throw? Email me, I believe I could, at 54 feet, you know, when I had a good shoulder. When I had a good shoulder. You probably went over this. How are you throwing this?

Are you frisbee in it? Are you bowling up in a ball? You don't throw a tortilla in a little ball? You freeze me in it. You ever throw a tortilla before? No, because I want to eat the tortilla. I know, but you toss it across the kitchen or, you know, you're in the kitchen and people are sitting at the dining room table

and they need a new tortilla for the taco. And you throw it? Toss it to them across the way, yeah. Who hasn't done that? Is it cook or not cook? Who doesn't do that? Raise your hand if you haven't done. That's what I thought.

Yeah, nobody. Nobody raised. I think two people in the back behind you. Raise your hand. I know you can't see them because you somehow refuse to not look to the people behind you. Look, if they're not going to pay for prime seats, I'm not looking at them. All right. Thanks for coming to this show, but you're back there.

Sorry, it's the way it goes. So, Frisbee style, you throw it, he threw a 54 feet and you say, you could do better. I don't know that I, I don't know that I could with the tortilla. With my good shoulder back in the day, probably. But I'd like to give it a try. We could give it a try out here.

I said we could a try from here. This is a pretty long way. Yes, we could. We could set the record in this hallway. Yeah. You're darn right. We could do that. Yeah.

How about? It's interesting to see how long, where the throw would be. I believe I could do it. Yeah, we start on the back all of the front. We've got to find out what size, you know, what tortilla it is. Yeah.

Is it the 8 inches, 16 inches or 24 inches? Is it cooked? Is it cook? Is it flour tortilla? Is it, you know, corn tortilla? I'm a tortilla expert. I don't know if it came out of the package with 20 or 24. Yeah.

Doesn't this building over here, doesn't that what they do? That's what they do. That's what they do. That's exactly what they do. Complex here, don't they? Aren't they the tortilla makers? I think that's how the test runs the tortillas. Yeah.

To see if it handles, you know, the flight. All right, we got to look up. Look up what it takes. Seriously. Look up what it takes. What kind of tortilla we have to use to set the Guinness Book of World War because you know that's what they're going to say. Oh, he set the record, but it was with a corn tortilla.

And it wasn't cooked for two minutes in the oven prior to throwing. So you're just qualified. And that when Jeffrey just shoots out the entire World Guinness Record people. Oh, no, I'd ask him, you know, just tell us. to calm down sugar plum. We'll get another tortilla in here for you. Sugar plum. Yeah, sugar plum.

Just calm down a little bit. Take it easy. Take a breath. It's got to be just a regular. Okay, maybe in the video. I was going to watch the video, but the video's like five minutes. I don't want to watch this guy tossing a tortilla for five minutes.

You know, the whole watch the video and then click on the options. And he says nothing. Oh, here he is talking, though. He might be telling us what he has to do. You have to turn the volume. up and I get hollered at for leaving the volume up on my computer, so I'm not going to do that. I'm just,

we'll get the information and we'll find out because I think we could do it. And if we do it, if we do a Facebook live, or maybe we film it for the show, maybe we bring the cameras out of this room. So if you're watching live, maybe we just do it live. We'll do it live,

and we'll throw a tortid in the hallway and set the record. And we'll put it on film. But I want to know, I mean, I think we should just be an event. We have to find some. So his was a flour tortilla. Okay. Six inch, 12 inch?

What's it look like? It's a big one. It's a big one. It's a big one. Yeah, it's a big one. Yeah, so it was a flour and it was a big one. Now, I don't know what company made the tortilla or I don't know what package it is. I don't know if it's cooked or not.

You would think that, you would think the uncooked is the one that they used. because I think if you cook it, yes, it's going to get harder. Yeah, but you're going to lose some of that. But you're going to lose, yes. You're going to lose some of that. Durability in the air

once it gets going. Yeah, so it's, maybe we go to Idaho and buy some flour because that's where the guy's from. He traveled. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. The Idaho guy was just the guy that filmed it.

See, I did the same thing when I first started reading the story. No, the David Rush, the Canadian, Yeah, David Rush from Idaho through a flowered disc. So who's wrong? You. Did I need to say that?

Yes. Okay. Anyway, we're going to get the information. I want to see if we can set this record. Because we're going to find some records. I have to have a good. I want to be able to go on the air and say, hello, welcome to Chewing the Fat Guinness Book of World Record Holder

in whatever we hold the record. Just as a whoopie cushion. thing and you'll be fine. Ah, that's too much work. There we go. 10 to 12 inches tortilla. Is it a tortilla or a tortilla? Both.

Okay. The contest rules require that the participants use a tortilla measuring 10 to 12 inches in diameter and toss it like a disc. Okay. As opposed to waddling it up and hurling like it. Because that's dumb. Which is what I want to come. That's why that it is.

They're just saying to people like you, you're dumb. So that's the only rules that you have. You've got to have a tortilla that measure from 10 to 12. And you have to be smart enough to know you're not going to roll it up. You have to toss it like at this. You cannot, no, you cannot throw it like a ball like Chris Cruz said. I think that's, you can quote me a dad. Thank you.

Thank you. I want to talk about this story, but it's really involved. And the trial is still going on. It's going on here in Dallas, the Amber Geiger trial. the police officer who went into the wrong apartment and shot the guy and killed him in his apartment. Yeah, a white person killed a black guy. She thought it was hers. Right.

That's what made it big. The trial is still going on now. And she was an off-duty police officer. I mean, it's a fascinating story. Horrible story that this guy died. And the trial is going on now. Today they released some body cam footage in the trial. and there were some great quotes from the attorneys,

the opening day. Open statement. It's really good. And it's just like law and order. You know, you hear the defense attorney, you're like, not guilty. You hear the prosecutor, guilty.

That's it. But actually, when I heard the prosecutor, I still reverted back to not guilty. That was just me. Because I was like, dude, you're making their case. You're not a good juror. You go back and forth. No, I'm a great jurist.

That's what you want as a juror. Really? Yes. I don't want my dirt to go back and forth. Yes, you do. Oh, my church, you go, boom, done. Guilty, go. No, you do not.

Why not? Those are the people that get kicked off a jury. Usually, if we go with a gut filling and you go, boom, is right. You're not going to get on a jury unless you're able to see both sides of the story. It's just not going to happen. I've done it. I've gone in and pretended to be a Nazi. Whoa.

Not really, but I mean, pretended to be the guy that right down the line. I see things. That's the way it is. Have a good day. Thanks for stopping. And I've been the guy that sees both sides. And it answers, yeah, you know, and I can see that. Yeah, you're on. You got us to be both sides because that way the defense says, the defense will go, yeah, he's fine. We can sell him or her.

And then you go either way. I told you, the one juror I was on, all day through the trial, I went through the entire trial saying not guilty. And you got, I made him convince me. that the guy was guilty, and he was. Is the bicycle thing? Seven years. This is the bicycle one? No, this is the guy that took an electric drill,

a corded electric drill, and spun it around the top of his head and banged this guy on the head about three or four times. Almost killed him. He should have been attempted murder. But it was just like assault with a deadly weapon or something.

Yes, of course, it's assault with the deadly weapon. It should have been attempted murder. They're trying to kill the guy with a drill. On purpose? Yes. And I believe you. Yes. And he was a bad guy to begin with.

And had we known all the previous stuff? Yeah, I remember that. This is what I remember. He would have been guilty, no problem. But they didn't tell us any of that until after. Seven years. He's out now. So he's out?

Oh, yeah. No, that wasn't me. Never mind. I was, I fought for you, bro. I was saying the whole time, no, he's not guilty. You honor. I finally, I just wanted to leave. The judge wanted to get it out of there for the one day.

he was like we got to get it done and I was like okay well then guilty I don't think that helps you either and I was like okay and just because I was the the head jurist and I had to stand up and say all that it was just because I was forced

you were the foreman too of course you what am I talking about and now we're going to elect the foreman no worry I got it I already elect myself sit down shut up all right let's go around the table first we're going to take a vote No, first we're going to order lunch.

No, that was after. First, we're going to take a vote. Because we take a quick vote, then we're back in and we're out. Right? If it's all the same, then we're, here you go. Tell the judge we're ready. But no, we weren't, of course. So that's when you order lunch.

Yo! Yo, court person. We need some lunch. And we got some dinner out of it, too, because we were there for a long time. I don't think we were ever going to get out of there. Oh, bad. This one lady did not think he was guilty, man. I didn't want to beat her up

when we were talking about it, but I had to. That's just a joke, person who went to prison and is now out. I was just joking around. Ooh, man, I had nothing to do with it. Nothing to do with it. That's fun to be on that, actually. Wasn't fun for him, but it was fun for me.

But that's my point, is they want people that aren't so straight down the line. You know, obviously, the prosecutor wants people that thinks, you know, people are guilty. And the defense wants people who think that people are not guilty. But you settle for someone who can at least see both sides. That makes, you know, that's picking a jury. You can quote me on that.

Speaking of crime, one in seven adults in New Orleans has a warrant out for their arrest. That is fascinating. One in seven. There are 56,000. 1,000 warrants outstanding in New Orleans. And what do they want to do? The public defender and attorney supervisor.

It's amazing she doesn't want to do that. Yeah, Lauren Anderson. She doesn't want to. Yeah, she doesn't want to do that 56,000 times. She said we're not making the city any safer. Okay. If you have a warrant for your arrest, I think you're a danger to society. But see, and you think that, right?

Okay, now, I'm with you. I'm with you on that thought. Okay, let's walk down that road for a little bit. I'm with you. However, typically the crime is failing to appear for a scheduled court date for minor nonviolent offenses that do not carry a jail sentence, including panhandling and fishing without a license. So, I mean, it says here that is dangerous.

Two notable exceptions are. battery of domestic abuse. Yeah, those are notable exceptions to. Are they? To panhandling and fishing without a license. They're not the same? No, they are not. I know.

What kind of justice system is this? So now there's a coalition that's going to happen today. We've got to keep an eye. We've got to look, see what happens tomorrow. If you're listening live, today is Wednesday, the 25th of September. And it's a correct date. So if you're listening live, that's the name. You listen to the radio or any podcast platform.

I'm just saying, if you're listening live, you can have released today. If you're listening live, it's today. You can quote me on that. I'm running out of space. Can you stop? Can you stop so I don't have to quote you all the time? The coalition today is in these local civil rights organizations, such as Stand with Dignity and the public defender's office.

They want to wipe out all the warrants. Have a nice day. So I'm immunity. Goodbye. Immunity. immunity? Yep. Have a nice

to get it's over. You know, the warrant doesn't mean anything. Oh, were you supposed to owe some money?

That's gone to. What? What? Any fines or fees? Oh, 58,000? 56. Don't make this into something crazy with 58,000.

Oh, gosh, man. $2,000. That's crazy. I mean, it's on 2000. Yeah, it's a whole bunch more. I mean, if it was at 58, they'd be shooting them.

But 56, they want a lot of money. So any penalties, any bench warrants, anything that you owe to the court, Have a nice day. Clean slate. Now, see, that's real, you think that's crazy.

But really, a lot of that debt fines are because of the warrant, right? Oh, okay. So you're not really, that's just made up money. That's like a credit card company. Charge into the interest? Yes. It's like a credit card company that says, hey, let's use an example. And I don't want it.

I'm just off the top of my head. Let's say you have a credit card and you have a limit. You have a limit. Okay. All right. And then you, you're close to that limit, but you miss a payment. And the credit card company says, hey, you missed a payment. And now you're going to have to, your limit is less than what you already owe.

Okay. So now they're charging you for overcharges of your limit because you've got more money charged than what your limit is. So that money is that's made up money. That's not real money. You don't really owe it. You know, you owe the amount. The amount they charge.

Sure, you owe the amount and you owe the amount of interest on that amount because you signed the paperwork. That was the deal you made with the credit card company. But anything, any of those fines or fees for overdrafts, you don't owe any of that? That's them just saying, oh, that's free money to us. You owe us all that. You're overdrafted. No, but I wasn't.

Well, you missed a payment. I know, but I paid the next month. I mean, the person in the story paid the next month. and I was so pissed. I was so mad at this guy. I thought this was just a made-up story. We'll get back to New Orleans because I'm fascinating, but I will say that the last time that I talked to these people

about what I owed them, I told the guy, you can tell me I owe you a million dollars. You're not getting a dime. And I called back after that. I appreciate you listening to chewing the fat. And I mean that from the bottom, bottom of my heart. So.

How many bottoms do you have? I have a lot, a lot. Is that because of the heart attack? A big bottom. You can't quote me on that. Yes. Can you stop? I can't keep courting you.

I'm running out of space. Well, I thought a lot about the heart. You know, back, so I'm breaking away from the story again. But I thought a lot about the heart event today because this morning I really wanted a cigarette. for the first time in a long time. The first time in a long time. I walked out of my house this morning at 4.30 or whatever.

And that was like 4.30. And, you know, walk out, go to the garage, get out to the car. And, you know, the old habit that I had was to, you know, go outside the house and that's where I would smoke and then I would drive to work. And it was 4.30. And, man, it was a little bit of a breeze this morning. It wasn't 8,000 degrees. It felt good.

It was pretty nice. and what would have been even nicer would it be fire up a nice cigarette right there. In the middle of that, yeah. Let's put my foot up on my bumper, smoke a cigarette at 4.30 in the morning, it's quiet, the neighborhood's dark. Oh, really wanted a cigarette.

I didn't, though. So don't look at me like that. I didn't. The one's looking at you. I haven't smoked. Stop looking at me like that. No one is looking at you. No, that's, yes, they are.

The people watching live are looking at me like that. Duh. So they want in New Orleans, back to the wife. Oh, we're doing. You're not going to give up on that? No. Usually you give up, but by the third, by the third, you know, derailed of the story, you just give up on it and go something else.

Now, two other cities, Ferguson, Missouri and San Francisco have done this. And the state of New Jersey have attempted to do this as well. And the verdict? I think that this is what's going to happen. We're going to find out today New Orleans is going to say, yep let's let them go maybe that's a problem with San Francisco we've forgotten all those bench ones and now we have all these homeless

people now the ruling in New Jersey dismissed nearly 800,000 outstanding municipal warrants oh those are municipal that doesn't count that's from yeah that doesn't count

that was like fishing without a license yeah those are the ones that you forgot to cut your grass right and oh you forgot to oh no you But see, that's what I'm saying. Then if you don't show up for court, you get a bench warrant, the warrant out for you. So they'll let them go. I mean, I kind of agree with it.

Yeah, I agree with it. It's like the arresting people for weed. Why? Why are we still doing that? Because that's illegal by the federal government. No, you dismiss. Dismiss. If all you're doing is weed, dismiss.

Let them smoke their pots. Plus, I think, and I have to go back and look at what they consider the amount of personal use, It's like point something. But I feel like it's not enough. It's not enough. No. I feel like if I have an ounce of weed.

You're good. Just an ounce. I'm still good. I think so. Yeah. Let me check. Right. If I have an ounce of weed,

am I still good or is that still am I looking to distribute it to sell with an ounce? Because really, I'm not. If I'm a pot smoker, an ounce is, that's a week. I'd get you through the week. I'm sorry to tell you this people who don't smoke pot or ever smoke pot in their life but yeah one ounce is

the highest you could care with you okay but see now I'm saying now if I go or eight grams and I get a good deal on some some marijuana from I'll use a fake name here Billy

if I get a good if I get a good deal from Billy okay and I say well you know instead of and the pot's good he's got a good he's got a good batch I feel good There's not a lot of seas, not a lot of twigs. I'm getting a good buzz from it.

Hey, let me have, give me four ounces and then I'll be good for a while, right? But if I get pulled over, I've got four ounces. It's for my personal use, but they're going to arrest me because they think I'm going to go sell it. Okay. So if you have four ounces of more here in Texas, that's a felony charge. Right. Come on now. That hurts.

That hurts. But in California, there's no limit. It's not a, well, it won't be a felony charge. Yeah, Texas is pretty tough on that. Yeah. Texas does not like pot smokers. And what do you smell a lot of it, Texas? I don't know, pot.

Really? Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We were at a stoplight not long ago, man. And I was ready to find out who was smoking it because it smelled really good. It's been a long time, a long time since I've actually. smoked marijuana

and I will give you more states but I don't have the names of it it's just the United States and it's just cut up so the limits I could give you

it's like Texas California and Florida what about Michigan I told you where Michigan what Michigan looked like pick it out of the map Michigan

okay hold on so I got something here something here and it's something here which way Okay, look, look, does it look like this? Yes.

That's Michigan. It says any. Okay, good. Any with the little, little star, and that means only on second offense. Oh, okay. So a second offense will become a felony charge. So they let me go, the first of,

but they still counted as an offense. Any ounce, you carry like freaking 0.5 ounce, you're in trouble. but the second time becomes a felony judge Oh well move to Michigan What the heck It's going on in my home state

Because there was never any pot smoking Going on to Michigan While I was there ever Except for I don't know Everyone I mean if you had to work in a factory every day For 50 or 60 hours a week Be smoking pot too

Yeah it's illegal I'm looking at the other one It's illegal in Michigan completely Wow. Yeah, not even for medical. You're screwed. Right. You could just go next door or to the bottom.

What's at the bottom of Michigan? Well, there's a couple of states, but the main one is Ohio. Yeah, that one. Go to Ohio and it's legalized for medical use. Is it really? Yeah. That could be smoking in in Ohio? Yep.

Just don't cross the line. What's going on? The feds have got to do something about that. Let's just say that it's illegal or not. In Florida, if you carry more than 0.705. felony. Wow. Arizona, the same.

Tennessee. 0.5 felony. Now the most... We should talk to someone on this show. I want to talk to someone who is an expert on how close we are to the feds legalizing it and saying

that we're done. Smoke it, be done. You know, the medical thing is a joke. Right? I mean, we all knew that that was Just, okay, we have to be sick. I'm sick, okay. So only 22 states are illegal out of 50.

So you got more than half. Yeah. But technically, it's still all illegal because the feds have not legalized it at all. True. True. So other than someone who smokes it every day and just, you know, dude, it's got to be legal.

We need to have some sort of, we need to have the pot movement, the head of the pot movement. Do we have a name? We do. I call Bill? Yeah, call Bill. Bill will know the head of the pop movement, yes.

There are a plethora of stories to do today, and yet all I want to talk about is the neighbor of Chris Cruz mowing his lawn. Now, I don't know if you ever had a neighbor mow your lawn before, but I am familiar. He posted, you posted a picture of your neighbor mowing your lawn with your simply safe video camera that records everything in the neighborhood. It does. I love it.

you should actually put enough a couple cameras around for different angles, except that just that one. I do have, no, I did order two more cameras because I wanted one from the corner

getting the other side. I got a couple extra I'll sell you if you'd like. If you do, please, I'm serious. I'll give you 50 bucks per camera. Oh. They're $99.

How did you get upcharge me? Oh. Do you know, by the way, this is not an advertisement, you know, they don't pay for this. But did you know that simply saying that has smart locks? About me too.

Oh, nice. Just came up with the new smart locks. And then this is one of the taglines. If Apple will make smart locks, they would look like this. Cute. So they're attacking Apple. That's tough. Good luck.

Yeah, good luck. Good luck. They're pushing up against the big boys, man. If Apple may. Apple's going to come out with one. No. You heard if. Apple makes a smart lock.

We do. Simply safe. Gone. I love Simply Safe. Oh, me too. Fantastic. So good for them. But anyway,

so you filmed your neighbor and show your neighbor mowing your lawn, which I said, you know, originally the joke is, thank you. You know, Christmas is around the corner.

Get him a gift. Tell them thank you. So a lot of people said. Okay. That's not really true. It's not true. If you, I have,

my father-in-law tells a story about the guy who is being nice, you know, mowing his lawn. Screwed up the whole lawn. My father-in-law was like I was letting it grow a little longer because of it was there was no rain. I've got this new grass. I wanted to get it growing and get a hold.

And the neighbor comes along and cuts it all down. I wanted to punch him right in a face. Exactly what happened to me. So I'm having some grass issues under the tree because he doesn't get sunlight. So the tree is just grabbing everything up. Anything under a tree you're doomed. Yeah. So I'm trying to, what I do is I don't let it grow like a jungle, but I go with the trimmer and I'll trim it down, you know, not all the way.

because I wanted to catch up with the grass that is taking like 10 years to grow. He came in yesterday while I was at work around 11 o'clock Central and my phone kept going off because the sensor, someone is in the front but I thought it was just the wife with the dog outside and I didn't mind.

That's what he was hoping for by the way. Go ahead with your story. I come home, boom. The cat, the whole grass is cut. And I'm like, oh man, I thought I was the neighbor to my right because he's selling his house. and I'm like he did not want to be like

Sure I was like okay if he didn't you know what I'm sorry Don't buy that yard I'm probably trying to sell a house But next time he was real estate Immigrants are living over there They don't know about yard work

Maybe if you do real estate agents at trust com you'll sell it faster I'm just saying You forget about your grass You're a real company that cares Anyways so I'm like you know what I think that's why my phone was going off I go off boom

It's the guy from the front That's the guy across the street Across the street that he has jealousy of my grass because my grass started from seeds. Jealousy of my grass wars. He had to go and buy grass and lay it. Yeah, he bought sod.

Yes. Yeah. And he had to lay it down and it's not growing. That's what they do with sod. It lays down like that. It's not growing. It just keeps dying so he keeps buying and buying and buying. One of the tricks when you put in grass with seed

and they should really do it with, they might not do it with sod so much, but one of the tricks that I learned with when you put in seed like that is to put in a bunch of rye grass. That's what I did. Yeah, because that helps it. It helps a little. Yeah,

then that's what I did. I put that. And then he came four months ago and said, how is your grass going so quickly? And I gave him. I'm like, because I don't let duches cut it. I told him.

I even gave him the formula what I did. I was like, get some seeds planted. Get the other, get the rye one. The rye. Because the rye is fast. and goes away.

It goes away. But it helps it take a hole. Yes. And then I was like, go get bird feeders and throw birds, so birds will bring the nutrients. And then when you cut the grass... It's kind of tough with the bird because the birds eat the seeds.

I know. They eat the grass too. But you don't do it right away. Yeah, it's a formula. Then what you do is... Thank you. When you cut your grass, those clippins...

Scott's turf builder cruise. With those clippins, you make tea. You put that in water. Nothing sounds better to me than grass clipping tea. And then what you do with that water that you came, you pour that into the seeds that you just planted and boom, the grass would grow.

Oh, I didn't realize that. Yes. See, if you stopped making fun of me, I can teach you. I thought you were going to drink it. No, no, I'm not drinking. It has nothing to do with grass. And I did that and it grew. But now I'm having some problem under the tree and then he just decided.

And then when he cuts it, he has an old school, you know, grass cutter. Heaven forbid he has a new lawnmower like you That's an electric one that can't barely cut any seedlings And now I'm back to zero It's like he took a shave my grass He literally shaved my grass And that's a tough one That's a tough calling

I don't know what you do to solve that problem One of the things that you could do is maybe You know why he's out there He's out there without a shirt on He's mowing the grass He knows that you're gone The wife is there She's coming out to pick up the males

She's got the shorts on, got the nighty on in the mornings, walking the dog. Yeah. So he's like, he's out there mowing your lawn thinking, maybe she'll come out. Say something to me, you know. Take care of a little bit of a lawn business. That's right. Just out here doing what your husband can. Need me to come in and take care of that for you too.

That's what he's waiting on. That's what he's waiting on. You know that. You know what's happening. exactly what he's doing. And you need to make sure the cameras are working, bro. Oh, yeah, they are. Okay, because you never know.

I mean, a woman sees a man with a lawnmower and no shirt. You don't know what could happen. All right, we've got some headlines and some entertainment news to get through. Don't forget, Netflix dropped the official trailer for the Breaking Bad movie. If you can look for that, I sure does look good. We talked a little bit about, you know, Demi Moore the other day and regretting her threesomes with Aston.

She did. But, you know, now it's everywhere that she was abused and she had a miscarriage. She got raped too. And she had, you as a child. And then she went back to drinking and drugs. And after the miscarriage with Aston and found out Aston was cheating.

And she, Bruce wouldn't talk to her. The kids wouldn't talk to her. Well, Bruce showed up at their first. Who's Bruce? Bruce Jenner. Bruce Willis. and if you I swear to God I will come in that room

that is Bruce Jenner the great Bruce Willis man Arnold Bruce Willis is yeah he's the bold guy yeah from that heart there's a number of other movies yes but red was a good one too but he showed up at the first book thing

with her give her support and I thought that was awful nice also we get news today that the original Jurassic Park cast is coming returning for Jurassic World Three. Yep.

The whole kitten caboodle coming back. I thought the old man was dead. Minus the dead people. They're not going to do the zombie thing. Well, maybe they will. I don't know. Maybe they will. Maybe they'll just be, he'll just be an animated character.

That princess from Star Wars is still on the new movie. I know. And she's been there for like a year and a half now. So I'm okay with it. If they do that to her, fine. Whatever. Or to him. To him?

Jurassic Park, that's fine. Yeah. But I'm guessing. I'm guessing maybe for Jurassic World 3. They all come back. Except the dead people. Yeah. Okay.

Okay. I have to ask. In today's world, I have to ask Jeffrey. Oh, boy. I have to. Go ahead. I just didn't. Are they going to bring back the dead guy?

I thought you actually had another question. No. Dude, one question a day. Nothing for me. Good. We found out that Jimmy Johns, Jimmy Johns, going to be sold. It'll be sold to the owner of Arby's Buffalo Wild Wings,

and they own something else, too. They own a bunch. Okay, Arby's Buffalo Wild Wings, Sonic Drive-In, and Rusty Taco. So expect a mashup, like Pizza Hub with Taco Bell? You aren't lying. Yeah. Sonic, Arby's and... Yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings and a rusty taco.

And we also had news that in Florida, and this is for all you anime people and your cosplayers out there. Don't talk down to them. I'm not talking down to them. Okay. I felt a little bit of this. I was just to say that,

no, because my daughter is starting in with the cosplay stuff. Good for her. Oh, is it good for her? Yeah, you're supposed to get rid of that pillow. Remember from the Japanese? Yeah. stole $80,000 in wigs in South Florida. Well, that's a lot of money.

So you aren't lying, it's a lot of money. And some of them were worth up to about $800 each. Again, that's a lot of money. It doesn't say where the wigs, you know, what hair the wigs were made of. But for all you of people that are cosplaying, you're going to find some black market wigs out there for sale, cheap. And, you know, good luck. It says the video shows that the truck, I mean, they were in and out, man.

Five minutes. They do what they were after. That's good. back the truck in three times in the front door, broke it through it. Wigs out. Nice. That's good stuff right there. That's how you steal.

That's how you take care of business. Can I quote you on that? Yes. Yes, you can. And I will say that just be careful. Cosplayers. You don't want to get busted by in black market wigs. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.

All right. section of chewing the fat. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. That means, you know, if you're listening to the dessert section, that means you're a subscriber. Thank you. And you're the favorite. You don't free load from the A-Heart radio.

Right. You may freeload from Blaze Radio Network, but it doesn't count because you're a subscriber. So if you catch somebody, let's say, you'll say you walk in your house and your kids are listening to Chewing the Fat on Blaze Radio Network. And you say, hey, is your. device subscribe to chewing the fat? No. After you take your belt off

and spank them, then you make them take the device. Now, don't do that. It's just a joke. I don't expect you to hit your kids then. And tell them that their device needs to be subscribed to chewing the fat. Clearly. Yes, absolutely. That has to happen. So anyway, thank you so much. And we still have

we still have the Chewing the Fat hotline up there in one. And so I lost the phone. As I said, the two of the fat hotline no longer exists. He could give the number. I don't remember where I left it. And then it went out of battery. You know who calls that number now?

The neighbor to see if you're not home. Is he home? No? All right. I'm coming over to mow the lawn. Well, I did just get an alert from the outside front door motion detector. So. Coming over to both.

I should find it by the end of the week. So you could keep call. You know, it's registering calls. It's just, I don't necessarily trust you. No, no,

I'll promise. I'll promise. But for, I've been trying to find this since last Friday. I mean, have you called it at the house? Well,

that's the thing. It died. And the last known location is like in the middle of the highway because that's where it died. So it's in your car. Oh, yeah.

Right. I swear to God. I swear to God. This is what's wrong with America. That is a perfect example. You're right. 214-735-9356, powered by Pell. Let me ask you something, Chris.

Powered by Patriot Mobile CTF hotline. Did you slow down in the highway intersection on 114 heading home to see if that's where it was? Jesus. I can't. I freaking kid. I fell off. My car is so small, I thought it fell out from the cracks. Just because your car is small,

doesn't mean that it, I didn't realize just because it's small, it has cracks. That's an amazing thing. You may want to think about, I don't know, getting another vehicle, if that's the case. Because, I mean, cars can still be small. Well, that doesn't mean they have cracks. I didn't realize that.

I just said, I just went out the crack. It was sad. It's like in the middle of the highway. I just didn't know where they have. But you're right. If you're registered, last registration was in the middle of the highway, it should be my vehicle. So I'll check on my way home today. I just do it while you're not driving.

Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On my way there, yeah, I'll check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before you get in, you know, before you take off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like on my way home, I'll check the car, you know, to see if it's in there. Before you're driving.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, before, yeah, yeah, yeah, on my way home. Do you take the toll road? because that's what I do. Depends on the time. If it's after four, I have to. Oh my gosh. I have to take the toilet. My friend?

I'm talking about maybe 3.30. No, no. Yeah, 330.30 is pushing. Before 4? Before 4, I'm good. It used to be, but it's now it's starting to back up on me. Really? I was really mad the other day because I thought, oh, it's like 325.

I'm good. I was good. Maybe because I'm driving a little car. and it's different experience. Yeah, well, I'm sure, you know, with the cracks and all, you're picking up some, you know, you're picking up some extra wind and some carrying you through the backups. Jesus.

Are you the motorcycle? That little car, you're like the motorcycle going in between cars, aren't you? No, but if there is a lot of traffic, what I can do is, you know, that if you go from this way, you could start this expressway, right? Make sure the camera shows Chris where he's point. So everybody knows. So you go this way, all the way. You could start, you could go into the express lane.

Yes, dear. But if you miss that, you cannot go, you can't go until. It goes all long way. Into the airport. Yeah. But between the entrance and the airport entrance, there's an exit. Yeah, there's two exits, yeah. The first exit.

If there's zip in that way. I zip in that way. Yeah. Because I can fit. Yeah. If there's a lot of traffic. There's another way to get onto 114 when you go back. this way.

Or Googer? Yeah. Yeah. You can go down through the office building complexes. Yes. Yes. But you got to come back. You got to drive the wrong way on the road and then get on it.

But it's just like a half, you know, just like a car length. You're not really doing anything illegal for more than a car length. You're not really traveling the wrong way on a road just for a little bit, just a little bit. But I do, yeah, I used to do that a lot on Saturdays. Just let you know. because I had to stop there. What I did was doing an early Saturday show. Jeff Fisher show was on at like 5 a.m. Saturday.

It was, yeah. So when the show was over, French vanilla cappuccino down there, a racetrack baby. And then home? And then home. Yeah, so you cut through the business. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you have to technically break the law a little bit to get on the, because then if you don't do that, you've got to go way to hell up there. And then there was construction, which made you pass another one. I love how you're making an excuse yourself. I love the excuses you already made for yourself because I'd done the same thing.

Like if a copseous, that's me, I'm like, oh. Officer. I thought because my car fits, I thought I could go in there. I'm sorry. Yeah. I just went, I went straight kind of. I went straight kind of. I didn't go completely the wrong direction.

It's just an angle the wrong direction. It's like a little lightning bolt. Right. Thank you. Thank you. So this story I've had for a couple days now, I'm not sure. I was going to do it on chewing the fat segment with Pat this morning.

You are under chewing the fat. We didn't get to it with chewing the fat on Pat today. But there was a lady who had a camel sit on her. Oh. And I mean, I know how mean camels can be. I have a personal experience with how mean camels can be. But apparently there's Casper the Camels. at a truck stop in Louisiana.

Okay. That, you know, has been there forever for a bunch of years. And I guess it's there because they like wild animals at this truck stop. But, you know, it's kind of weird because if I think of a camel,

the first thing I think of, it's not... Louisiana. I know. It's more like Egypt, Israel. Yeah. And in fact, that's where I wrote... That's where my camel was in.

camel in Afghanistan. I rode the real camels in Israel with the better ones. But go ahead. This is not a who. You know, I'm just saying it is. I'm not saying you wrote a defective or bad camel or anything. I'm just saying the camel I wrote in Israel was so much better. The real camels with the better ones, but that's all.

So anyway, this couple shows up and they're looking at the camel. And the couple's dog goes into the camels fenced in. area. Uh-oh. The little dog goes in. Now, originally you think the story's going to go, oh, no. Dead dead. The camel ate the dog.

No. The lady's trying to get the dog. I don't think of that. No, that's the first thing you think of. Obviously, it just got trampled and it's dead. The first thing I think of is the camel's going to eat the dog. No, absolutely not. But so the lady climbs in after the dog.

Okay. Have we not learned about not to do that with the rhino? Unbelievable. The horse and the other person. So she climbs in and the dog. the camel pushes her up against the fence and then sits on her. Now the lady, smart thinking on her part, now I just want to let you know that the camel is a guy camel.

So he's sporting camel things, guy camel things hanging down low. And so when the camel sits on her, she fast-thinking says, how do I get out of it? How do I get this guy camel off of me? How do you? And you bite the camel in the thing. You bite the camel and the things that hang down from the guy camels?

Yeah. You call them whatever you want. I don't think camels call them that, but I think camels just call them my things hanging back there. So she did that and the camel got up. You ain't lying that camel got up. Boy, so much. I guarantee you there's not a guy a camel or a guy anything on this planet. That's not getting up if you get bitten there.

You know, if you grab them by the going ads, I think anybody's, I mean, if you're going to bite the goadats, if you're going to bite the goadats. Grabbing the camel might stick around. You got, you got, you got, you got, what? Why? Why? Just say it. There's no camel business going on in here, okay? I said you were talking about my dog.

You're talking about my dog in business. Anyone talk about camel business? Your dog in business. Oh, yeah, your dogs. Well, that was two dogs together. Oh, yeah. How are you doing, by the way? They're doing good.

They're doing good. Still, this is day number. Troy seems a little old with that young dog. He's probably a little extra tired. Anyway, you know, you got to bite. So she bites the camel on up. You don't have to bite. You don't got to bite.

You don't got to bite. If a camel sits on you, well, yeah, if a male camel sits on you, the way out is to bite the thing. Can I quote you on that, please. Yes. Now, the people are all wound up. Now, there's film of it. Why don't you point? I know, because I don't, I've not seen the film.

they haven't released it. And if they have, I don't know why I'm not airing. I apologize. Tune to Fatt at theblaze.com or you can text it to us. I know. I know.

So the people say, hey, whoa, whoa, Casper the camel did nothing wrong. Okay. The people were aggressive to the camel

before the dog went in. They were tossing stuff around and throwing stuff at it. They'd been there before. And the lady said, A, all they had to do come and get me, I would have come and got the dog.

The camel wasn't going to hurt the dog. That's a good responsible camel owner. A camel wouldn't have hurt the dog. We've never had any problems whatsoever. We've had all kinds of wild animals here for the last 30 years. Nothing's ever happened. And by the way, Casper didn't sit on you with his full weight, okay? You'd be dead.

He just held you down a little bit. He was hoping that you grab butch a bit so he let you up. I believe that's a quote from the lady at the Louisiana truck stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So the couple gets cited with local lease laws and criminal trespassing. Good.

Take that. Good. Yes. Yes. There's clearly a sign telling visitors, don't enter the pens. Or Casper the camel

will sit on you. Right. It doesn't say that though. Yeah. It doesn't say that. You don't know that though because he pushed her up against the feds. And that's...

Then he decided it I'm going to sit on you. Well, I went through that camel's head. I'm curious about that. I figured she's in here. I might as well take a shot. Thank you. Be here all week. So another fascinating story that I've had a couple of people sent me,

and one person sent it to me during this broadcast, as we broadcasted live here on chewing the fat. So I found it, I read the entire story, and I'm still, I'm not confused by it, but it does seem to be an older story, but the people have gotten arrested now for it. and so I thought I would bring in Candice. Hi.

Hello, Candice. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. You're welcome anytime. It's an honor. You're welcome. I know. I know.

You're welcome anytime. So Candice, of course, is, you know, what is your position here in this building? What do you do? I don't know. I just snuck in a couple months ago and they have yet to question me. And security just keeps letting me in. That's nice. I'll go for it.

Yeah, just stick around. No. It worked for me. Just stick around. I work on Pat Gray's show in the morning on the radio. and then I'm also the producer for Chad Prather. Who? No comment.

Chad Prather? Chad. He wears a cowboy hat. Oh, the cowboy hat guy. The cowboy, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That guy, is he, he broadcast out of here?

Just until they catch on. Chad Prather is his name? I think it's pronounced Prather or Prather. Prather. She probably looks into that. Yeah, it's Chad Prather. I hope he gets really bad. So anyway, the story.

I'm talking about, yeah, I don't care about it. Silly cowboy. This lady and this family, I don't want to say just this lady, but the story was specifically about the mom. But this family adopts a girl. Make sure I have this story right now. So the family in Indiana gets, apparently you can get on this child adoption alert email that says, we've got a kid to adopt.

And the adoption, people freak out and they drive to that. state and adopt them. It's like a flash sale. Yeah. Right. We've got a kid that must be adopted and then somebody says, oh, we'll take them, we'll take them. And then they bid for them. Then the highest bidder has to drive to that state and adopt the kid. Bid money wise. Or whatever, yeah. And then they might say, hey, I've got a

camel. I'll trade you for the kid. I don't know. Yeah, it's what they do. I didn't say it was right. I just said that's what they do. So they drive then, they get the alert and they say, yeah, we'll take her. It's a Ukrainian girl. It was supposed to be a six-year-old girl. six-year-old girl in Florida. So they drive from Indiana down to Florida,

as fast as they possibly could, dragging their camel behind the car because that's what they said they would trade for the kid. And they're a family of four, so they have the mother, the father, and then two sons. Okay. One of the sons is like some genius, right?

We've seen them on TV before. Yeah. Did you read the story? You're the one that escaped me. You told me about the story in the hallway. I'm not the one in question here. That's a good point. The six-year-old is.

So after they get her home, they realize they believe that the child, the person, isn't six years old. Yeah, there's a lot of signs that point to maybe she might not, she's a little older than six. A little older. So what are those signs? So the first one was that she had all her adult teeth, including, I believe, her wisdom teeth. Okay. She was already past the point of puberty. Wow.

She was already doing her menstrual cycles. Yeah. Wow. Which is, you know, kind of a odd thing for a six-year-old. For a six-year-old it is. Right, right, right. Yeah, absolutely it is. Well, you know, she's Ukrainian, so you don't know.

Go ahead. We don't know about the Ukrainians at all. No, we don't know. And then also. They caused impeachment, by the way. She didn't grow any. They were kind of trying to chart her growth. She did have a form of Dorfism,

and that was something that the adoption agency did tell them. But her growth charts were not moving at all. all. So they decided to take her to the doctor and try to get some stuff and some answers sorted out. And the doctor said, this is not a six-year-old. This is, you know, this might be a 22-year-old. Amazing. At the least. 22 years old. So now, now they have this and they also are claiming that this so-called child is whacked out of her mind. Yes. So they have claimed both. the parents claim that the daughter attempted to kill them. She tried pushing the mother into an electrical fence.

She was hiding knives in the couches. You know, she was smearing blood on the mirrors, standing over them while they were sleeping. So these are common things that happen to six-year-old kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah, six-year-old kids all want to do that. Six-year-old kids are rampages. I'm going to pour bleach in your coffee. Yeah.

And then when she was confronted about it, the little girl, quote-unquote, said, I'm trying to poison you. So she was, she's a very honest six year old, which I think is endearing, if anything else. So, uh,

the parents then, they, and this is way back and like, they adopted her like in 2010, right? So this is nine years ago already. Yes. And then in 2012,

they had her age legally changed from eight years old. She was eight years old at the time in 2012 to 22 years old. So the courts actually approved her age. to be changed and for her to be issued another birth certificate stating that she was born on September 4th of 1989. Wow. Yeah. So then we live our lives.

I guess we couldn't sleep. We try to, you know, we still have her involved in our lives, but we can't sleep. Exactly. We sleep with one eye open. They feared for their lives. And so they decided to run to the hills, as the Iron Maiden song once said. And they decide to leave this 22-year-old going on six. We'll be right back.

Yeah, they leave her in an apartment in Lafayette, Indiana. And they're like, we're going to go to the store. We'll be right back. And they go to Canada with their two sons. Bless their heart. We're out of here. Don't say anything. We're just going to run to the store.

Oh, you're taking a shower? We'll be right back. We're going to run to the store. Real quick. We are gone. And I don't blame them. And then that was, And then back in 2014, it shows that she was then evicted from the apartment.

So the six-year-old... Well, yeah. I mean, the 22-year-old, six-year-old, or 30-year-old, eight-year-old, or whatever she is. She has no means of paying for anything, right? So she's out on her own. Yeah. So get out. And now they're...

Now she's homeless, walk on the streets. It doesn't say what happened to her, right? Yeah, she can be anywhere. So be on the lookout. Right. You can just show up. Be careful. If you're in the greater Indiana area, lock your doors.

Now there was also a point now. Okay, so now the parents have been arrested for this. What was they? They got arrested for abandonment. Child abandonment, which is kind of questionable at the least. But there was another department that test. tested, in quotation marks, this person, the Ukrainian girl, and said that she wasn't 22, right? They said that she was nine.

Right. And so now they're trying to kind of reverse what the courts already granted. Do we know if the Ukrainian girl threatened the people who were testing her this next, the second time? It's possible. Yeah. I mean, track records indicate that she is a feisty nine-year-old. You're going to make me a nine-year-old or I'm going to ram this table right up your rear end. And apparently somewhere it said that she was just over three and a half feet tall.

Okay. You know, that was recall. She had dwarfism. Yeah. Why do you say that like it's a bad thing? No, I'm not. What the heck? Oh, no.

Here we go. Here we go. I want to state on the record. I have nothing against anybody. All right. You may quote me on that. The American doesn't. didn't hear that and they're going to quote you on what they heard.

But like, do you imagine that kind of situation where you're like wanting to adopt this child and then you have to explain to everybody? Yeah. So where do we stand now? Where do we stand now? These people are in jail or are they awaiting trial? Yes. So the couple has since divorced after moving to Canada because, you know, when you falsely

adopt a 22-year-old, that can lead to some problems in your marriage. It wasn't their fault, though. I mean, they both went down there pulling the camel. to trade. Well, I mean, things happen, Jeffrey. But they are both, have a warrant out for their arrest. They have been arrested. I think they're going to be extradited back to the United States, and they're going to be appearing in court later this month on child abandonment charges. So does the child have to be there? Is she going to show up? Is Dwar going to show up? I mean. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? The Ukrainian dwarf. Do you want to get the dump button ready?

Why are you dropping that D? We're like that. That's what she is. She suffers from dwarf. No. It says in the story, she suffers, well, it says the story, she suffers from dwarfism. It doesn't say, call her a dwarf. Exactly. So can you suffer from cancer?

If you suffer from cancer, the people don't call you cancer. Exactly. I understand. This is another interesting thing that I just found. So the mother of this, the mother in this story said that even though they were told that she was Ukrainian, she could not speak Ukrainian, nor did she have any form of an accent. So this even broadens the horizon of how weird this is. So do we know if this is actually, if she was just actually a kid of these people in Florida?

And they said, we've got to get rid of this crazy dwarfism girl. And we'll just put her on the flash sale adoption email. If you've ever seen the 2009 horror movie, the orphan. The orphan. This is the exact replication of that thing. and that movie actually led to the Russian government shutting down international adoptions. Yeah, it is, Chris. It is the same thing.

Seven months, yeah. Is it? Yeah, the exact same thing. I'm going to look it up. Yeah, go ahead. Look it up. They adopt this little Russian girl, and then she turns out to be like this, I think in the movie, she's like 42 years old.

They said that she suffers from spondylopimitis phyceal dysplasia. And she tries to kill the family, and it's this whole thing. What they said, I think I pronounced that 100% right. I think that's exactly what they said. Let me see what the computer says. Spoon, dial her with time, taffazio. Exactly how I said it. I mean, I couldn't say it any better.

I think that was pretty close. Thank you. Spitting image. Thank you. Thank you. Who's his new girl again? That she's kissing your boat right now? The new girl is going to be the new producer.

Oh, that's fine with me. That is fine with me. I accept the position and I'm so happy to be here and thankful and honored, Chris. Spoon, dial, and I'm Tafizio. So that's what she suffers from. We also know that this young lady, we were told was from Ukraine. We have the Ukrainian president in country right now. Get him on the phone.

He's at the UN. In fact, he's live as we're recording this show live. Those of you watching the show live and listening to it live, you know that he is talking to our president as we speak. So as soon as they get done talking, call him. Get him on the line. We'll find out if this dwarf was actually from the Ukraine. He has some questions to answer some things to set the record straight on.

So are you on this story for us? You're going to be, are you Ukrainian reporter? Yeah, my next job is tracking down this 22-year-old. Yeah, we've got to talk to her. See how crazy she is and we need to know what happens to the parents. parents. Why are you looking at me like that? First, you drop the D word now and she's crazy.

Oh my gosh. Just because she suffers from. Spoon, die low, or pime, taffazia, zeal. Does not make her crazy. No, but dysplasia is in that. It's not just. Spoon, die low, and time, tafe, zeal. Displasia.

Rolls off the tongue. So it does. It doesn't roll off the tongue. It does. For are Ukrainian? Thank you. Which she does speak. Oh, she speaks Ukrainian?

No, she doesn't. That was the point. Have you been listening? Are you tracking at all? We're tracking the story at all?