Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 208 | What's Wrong with America?

Episode Date: September 26, 2019

Jeffy theorizes the truth behind Jeffrey Epstein's suicide. OJ Simpson... Guilty or Innocent? The FBI warns the new Joker movie could be too triggering for some audiences!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. For the love of all that is holy. Please, can we stop with how bad the movie The Joker is going to be for violence? It is unbelievable. Now we have a warning and a disclaimer from. Warner Brothers. It's not an endorsement of violence.

Neither is any movie. It's just a movie. But I will say it's really great promotion for the Joker. Coming along for the ride on Chewing the Fet. Please remember to subscribe.

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But we do give you more content if you subscribe to chewing the fat. And guess what? Both are free. Oh, my God. That may incite violence. Is that the joker? That may incite violence.

Maybe Warner Brothers needs to do a disclaimer. There was some post too about, I don't know if it was the FBI or it was a government agency that were warning theaters to be careful with the movie. Holy. The military. Yes. The military. Oh, my God. Don't do anything dangerous after the movie.

But hey, if you're overseas, be sure to go out on tour. and check everything with your weapons. Oh my gosh. It is, the world is upside down. The world is upside down. Be careful. I don't want to.

We might have to air a disclaimer. This could incite violence. We have to put the disclaimer up, actually. I don't know. Don't be. Oh my gosh. So good. I want to see it bad.

I want to see it bad. I know. Makes me want to see a bad. And then it'll make me want to go out and, I don't know. Do something violent. Right? That's not funny. Don't.

Don't even get around about that, man. Good enough. Hello? Uh, yes, this is, uh, this is the Federal Bureau of investigations. We, no, no, Fedroboro and this is a good. You heard a report of violence. Uh, you left the movie theater. We've got a report of you moving, relieving the theater and, uh, doing some,

no, no, no, oh no. Agonizing. Absolutely agonizing. Okay, so how many times have we said? Ten. I think more. Fifteen. Probably that.

Uh, when we read a story, we find out what, happens. Why do we know about the story because drugs were found on the beach side? No. A woman being recognized for her honesty after finding. Being recognized for what? For her honesty. After finding

$3,000. This is like the kid that found the money in the park and here I found all your money and they gave them like a hundred bucks. So she's walking in a parking lot. I will say I may have taken a second thought because that says at a Walmart gas station and Walmart

is a heavily Cambrid area. Is it? Yeah. Oh yeah. So wait a minute. Oh yeah. Walmart parking lots?

Are you sure about that? Yes. So that means that I have to kind of like... Be careful. What if I really did it? But if I walk out, you're fine. The tape's been erased. Don't worry about it.

If you're walking at the gas station, you walk out and you go, oh, hey, there's what looks like some money. And you bend down and, you know, at the same time, like if I'm walking out of the gas station, and I see what looks like some money. I don't know how much I just see what looks like some money. I drop my keys on the ground and I bend down to pick up my keys

and at the same time I pick up the money. The purse, yeah. Or whatever it is. And I continue to my car. I don't look around. I don't turn around. I just continue to my car, get in my car, and drive away. When I get to a place that I can stop and securely look into the package,

that I picked up. That's when I look at it. Three grand. She turns it in. That's so nice. That's so nice. Now, it doesn't say in the story that someone came back and said,

you know, I lost $3,000. Can we do that? Oh, yes, they did. I apologize. Yes, they did. The owner was found and arrested for drugs. No, I'm just teasing. because the owner was found.

The officers were able to locate the owner who was happy to have the money back. Okay. So, I mean, it ended up being a good thing. But the Fort Wayne, Indiana Police Department with their Facebook post, great job, you rock. A citizen of character.

Picked up $3,000. And they were able to find the owner so happy to have the money back. Well, see, now I feel bad. because you probably should turn it in, right? Yeah, turn it in. Right? Yeah, turn it in.

I was just joking about the whole drop your keys down and picking it up and driving away. Yeah, goose cementarians turned the stuff in. Who turns it in? Yeah, good seminarians. Yeah, they turn it in. Who? Seminitarians. Sure.

All right, I've got some crime to take care of too. Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein, you know, the guy who is the dirtbag that, you know, had his sex slaves all over the world and ended up killing himself. Right. In killing himself in prison, in quotation marks. Well, his former cellmate, the former killer police officer. He killed himself too? He said that Epstein was threatened by prison. and security guards.

So... Well, that should throw a curveball on the investigation. Well, I mean, look. Come on. It was... It throws a curveball into, hey, we're just going to say

that he killed himself. And, oh, darn. Are those, were those cameras broken? I mean, we've got 20 cameras, 17 of them all worked. But three of the three that really matter, oh, oh! They were broken.

Darn it. It's like the cop at the, you know, at the middle of the woods, Georgia. was, hey, you have a headlight out. No, I don't. Yes, you do. You do now. Exactly.

Right. I pulled you over because you have a tail light out. No, I don't. Look at this. Oh, yeah, I guess I do, officer. What can I do for you? Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. So, I mean, I don't know that it comes to surprise, but it does open the book back up, right? That it wasn't. But that's what the Clintons want you to think. The Clintons want you to think. think exactly. They want me to think that the security guards killed him?

I mean, they paid off the security guards. They pay off the security guards. They pay off the ex-cop felon. They paid everybody out. What do you think Bill just walked in and killed him? Absolutely. Just let him in? He doesn't even have the guest list.

He just shows up. Bill Clinton came in with his little baseball hat and little throw lightweight jacket, baseball hat. Hello, Mr. President. I mean, hello, random stranger. How did you get in here? I'm here to see Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, sure, he's right down here.

I have to go and get a coffee. Do you need a coffee? I'll be right back. I've got to go now. I'm all done. He wasn't too talkative. Oh my gosh, what happened? Sounded the alarm.

Sounded. What could have? Something went wrong. He hung himself. What about the bullet hole? There's no bullet hole. There's no bullet hole. Somebody turned that damn alarm off.

He hung himself. There is no bullet hole. But, sir, you can see. Right there. This blood is coming out. I know the camera was broken, but audio was still working on the camera. You can hear the...

You can hear the... No, you know, that's a glitch. I just farted. That's a glitch. My farce, you should sound like that, yeah. Now, another person who is under the... dirt bag heading. Not by me.

Not by me. No, well, I am definitely under the dirt bag. Yeah, but don't talk about yourself like that. And we'll get to that too because I've got the most sinful states in America and I was going down the list and we'll go down the list of the most sinful states in America either today or tomorrow. And I'm kind of hurt that I've only actually lived in about 25% of those states. The top states, I'm still holding strong at about 25% of it.

lived in them. But OJ. Simpson. That's a dirtback. He killed his girlfriend. Whoa. Follow him on Twitter. He kills his girlfriend.

He killed, you know, something about a white glove and golfing and. It wasn't a, and a bronco and some boots prints. First of all, it wasn't a white glove. It wasn't a white glove. It was a black glove that left there. But it didn't fit, so you must have quit. Okay. But he's always claimed his innocent.

And by the way, he was found, not guilty. in a criminal trial. In a criminal child. Just letting you know. I'm not talking about the civil trial, which, you know, he has to pay about. Guilty, guilty, guilty. No question. But Norman Pardo, who's long claimed to have managed O.J. Simpson's comeback to her.

Met to, you know, rehabilitate the celebrity's image. Of course, O.J. denies any connection. This guy lives in Pascoe County, Florida. Of course he does. Of course he does. But he claims in a new documentary. Again, another one, titled Who Killed Nicole? Can we stop?

It will screen online for free, October 3rd, through his website, Who Killednichol.com. And according to, according to Pardo, the documentary features some 70 hours of footage. Never be foreseen. Ooh. Wait, hold on. The movie is 70 minutes, 70 hours long?

I hope not. Because that's a marathon. No, just some of the 70 hours. Oh, okay. Some of the 70. Because I figure like, isn't Stephen King paying people to watch like 30 hours for $1,300? It's a Ken Burns film? Yeah, can we get some money?

By the way, the Ken Burns documentary is airing about country music, fantastic. Fantastic. I recorded one and I've watched it like three or four times from 59 no from 53 to 63 I think and that was that was the number four doesn't matter one of the shows. It was really good. Should play those numbers. 53 to 63 should play those numbers. I'm telling you right now. Play those numbers.

That's not a bad idea. And since you messed up with the 59 do throw that in? threw that one in there as a wild play. I don't know how you play, but I feel like you have to play 53 to 63 and then 59 like as a wild card. Something wild, if it's our 59, you better hit that 59.

Okay. And you said it three times, so maybe put a three in there. You missed up three times on that 59. You can write that down. I'm literally, I just wrote it down, yes. I got a 59, a 3, a 53 to 63. Okay.

Good. So anyway, it features some 70 hours of footage. And if you win, you dirtbag, you put a share that load. Oh. At least. That hurts that you think I would. At least 10%.

I'm not even asking for 50. I'm asking for 10. I'm asking why you give God as tithing. I guarantee you're not getting 50. But I, of course I would. I'm asking for a tiving amount 10%. That's good. You can, you know what?

I can ask for anything you want. Okay. It's like I tell my kids, you can ask me for whatever you want. Whatever you want. The answer is still going to be. So according to Pardo, he's going to prove that OJ. He killed her. We all know that, right?

Jeffie. Okay, Jeffie, Jeffrey. We all know that OJ killed her. That's what's so fascinating about this case. The entire world knows that O.J. Simpson killed Nicole. We all know that. Wow. You can say, wow.

All you want. but we all know that. He even knows that. He even bragged about it that he killed her. Is that what you think? That's what everybody in America thinks. As for maybe you and Pat.

That's about it. But everybody in America said, oh yeah. All I know is that he was found innocent, not guilty. Oh, he's found it not guilty. I don't know that they actually said he was innocent. They found him not guilty in a court of law. I got to go with that

and this is how I find him guilty guilty guilty guilty and whatever I mean and so those 99% of this country I question the 99% I bet you if you take this case into the middle of Nigeria

people would not have heard of OJ and you play the exact same case in front of them they'll find him guilty if we did a social media poll our social media poll would absolutely say guilty. Absolutely. 100%.

I mean, it wouldn't be 100%. And the only people that will say that he's not guilty is just idiots. They just want to be different. Right, right. So. But, but for real? Guilty. It was found not guilty.

You know, speaking of playing those numbers, over 53 through 63 with 59 and 3. Yep. someone in Texas, who I'm hoping is my son. In fact, I probably should call him. Why do you hope it's your son? Has not claimed their $227 million winnings yet. Oh, because he's in Houston?

I mean in Austin. That's correct. Does he play? Probably not, because he's a puss. I don't think that's why he won't play. He probably doesn't play because... Yes. He's smart and he knows that if it's a waste of money.

It's not a waste of money. he's got $227 million waiting for him. Yeah, but how many times do you play to get that? Texas lottery has already issued, hey, we're waiting for you to come and pick it up. That's only been a week. How long do they wait? You get 180 days. Well, that's a long time.

Yeah, and you've got to get things straight. We've done stories where people have got, nobody comes forward, and you got to get it organized. Yeah, we never found out, and I know this is going to disappoint you, not and upset you at the same time. We never found out, remember the storm hit someone to East Coast. Someone won the lottery. Yeah. And they couldn't find it. Yeah, I don't think they ever did.

I don't think they ever did, right? I don't think so. That's so sad. All that money went to waste. That's in somebody, it's in somebody's car underwater. So I know. You probably know this. So what happens?

It goes back. So the pot gets bigger? No, that money goes back. That money goes back. Goes back into the pile, goes back to the stores, whatever, who's owed money out of it, whatever, it goes all into that. Yeah. So, I mean, okay, whatever.

And then, of course, lottery officials skim whatever they take off the top. Well, you have to. You work for the lottery. The only people that work for the lottery are thieves. And you could quote me on that, Jeff Fisher. Thank. The only people that work in the lottery are thieves. I got to call Elvis, though, because this better be his ticket.

Yeah, yeah. $227 million. He thinks he's getting away with not giving me some out of $227 million. He is out of his mind. Oh, and it was the FBI. By the way. What's so funny. Yeah, what's so funny?

Yeah, what's so funny? So Warner Brothers has come out and issued their little disclaimer, but the FBI also sent their warning out. So we have, unbelievable. The military. And Warner Brothers came out. Warner Brothers is reacting to that, right? to that. Don't we have also like the aurora parents or something like that they came out?

Exactly. That's what they're saying. If someone was going to react and do something because of this Joker movie, a movie theater would be where it would happen. Really? Oh, okay. And this is why you do, I don't know, open carry in theaters? Movigowers. And in this entire story, they talk about how that could be horrible, right? It could be horrible. moviegoers, San Diego moviegoers, said, yeah, we understand, but it's just Hollywood. And they also said, yeah, you're going to go see the movie?

Yes, this is great promo. This is great promo, yes. Great promotions. So whatever, however the movie goes, great promotion, he'll be number one. When does it come out? Next week, I think, the 4th, October 4th. Now, um,

so if you're listening live to this podcast, that's not possible. 926, 2019. Yeah, you could listen at 926. You can not listen live or watch. If you're listening or watching live, obviously. You can listen to the Blaze Radio and download where podcasts are, you know, form, but like you cannot listen to this live.

If you're listening live, you know, the movie is October 4th, I think, is when it opens. But he was an Oscar for this. The day after Ken Burns documentary. He wins an Oscar for this. Oh, he does. Absolutely wins an Oscar for this. I called this month ago. He lost all this wage.

He's the new character. He wins. an Oscar. No question. And the movie doesn't even have to be good. What's so funny? If you think that Amazon is going to go down against Alphabet and Apple without a fight, you are sadly mistaken, my friends. I mean, they are in it for the fight. Jeff Bezos is still pissed that he had to give the wife. 30-some billion, even though he's still the richest, he's still, you know, he needs 30-some billion. But they are offering all kinds.

They had their big conference, and they're going to offer Samuel L. Jackson to voice some for Alexa so you can get Samuel L. for your Alexa. That's kind of fun. Stop triggering the Alexa. You just triggered two Alexis. That's kind of fun. Triggering them? They also announced the first ever pair of,

smart glasses for Alexa for alexa no but nobody's good the glasses are going to not work nobody's going to buy helmets Jeff wrong no and I really I wish I could say why I don't like helmets on air that better doesn't matter yeah it doesn't matter it's it's it's gonna happen it's not going to happen Jeff Fisher yes it is no one is going to look like tron nobody's going to look like RoboCard or like Power Rangers it's going to happen in fact what what needs to happen from me is I need to have my daughter start design. Why am I talking about this on the air? You need to start because you see the people that, what's her name?

It makes me so angry every time I go into the phone store. They have those designer artwork phone cases. Oh yeah. That are done by artists, the artist, Katie Smith or whatever her name. I can't remember her name. But it just ticks me out because I'm like, my Maya should be, I should, Maya should have the Maya Fischer artwork. You keep saying that.

I need to have her design the new helmet for Amazon. That's what needs to happen. I need to sell this to Amazon. Get Amazon on the phone because that's going to happen. Do you have his number? You are not. Oh, Jeff? Yeah.

Jeff and I talk a lot. I thought you called him Jay. I thought you were in the end. I was just trying to be nice for the area. Oh, okay. I don't want people to know. Yeah. You know why we got together is because he got mad at me when I was with the wife.

she still has a thing for me. She still does. Is that pre or post Jeffie, I mean a homeboy going with McKenzie? Or is Mackenzie the wife? Mackenzie's the wife. What's the girlfriend's name?

The pilot. No one cares. No one cares. The pilot. No one cares. McKenzie and I don't mention her. Oh, you don't? Is that what she likes you

because you don't mention the pilot? I was so disappointed that she only got like $37 billion. She deserves so much more She deserves so much more Oh my gosh She deserves a quarter of what she got She was there from the very beginning

Oh shut up helping that stupid with that Goofy looking She's lucky She's lucky that she found a goofy looking guy And said hey I'm about to open this thing where you can sell books Out of my garage But now I'm going to sell everything

And you know maybe We could buy a helicopter Oh look at that pilot. She looks great. Yes, he does. Because you only have you something to do on the back. Don't you have to do some accounting for me? I better go check and make sure everything's okay up in the

cockpit. So more Amazon stuff. They kicked off their annual hardware event. They got the new, all new echo devices. Yeah. And they still have the one for the

tells you how to dress. I like that one. They got the AirPods. They're not AirPods. Yeah. They're not AirPods. Well, that's what the... AirPods are Apple. They're competitive to the Airpods.

They need to get a better name. If they got AirPods, I want Tim Cook to sue the crap out of Jeff. They're compared to the AirPods is all. Just the Amazon. They got the Echo Dot with a clock. That's kind of cool. That should have already been. But that's more for old people.

Have you seen the commercials for it? No. Is they put it on old people's home. And it's more of like, So that... Time to take your meds. Yes. And you haven't seen your grandson,

would you like to call him? And then it could call him and then they could communicate. There's a reason I haven't talked to you, Grandpa. Talk to you later. Talk to Alexa. Wow, you just triggered. I was trying to be nice, not to trigger. By the way, before we go...

Alexa. Buy me the most expensive shoes on the store. Yes. charge it to that credit card. Yes, confirm. Thank you. Yes, I want the black leather Gucci's.

That's what I want. The slip on Gucci's. Okay, thank you. That's what I want. So Fall TV is back before you go and I forget this. Oh, boy. And I was watching. It was funny.

It was a funny. Hey, Chris. Modern family. And the first thing that they show is the new kind of like Alexa for Facebook. that is the first thing they show. It's coming. Zuckerberg wants to be in a bet.

He wants it bad. He's so ticked now that he's behind the eight ball on this stuff. Because we had a couple stories in the past couple weeks where he's saying that VR is still good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're still going to be involved in it. We're spending all this money. I'm Facebook is still involved. We're still good.

We're still good. It goes. So it starts with, hey, portal, call mom and dad. And in poop, it calls mom and dad. And the first like two minutes is all, hey portal, hey portal, answer that call. Hey portal, hey portal. And at the bottom says, portal by Facebook. I'm like, whoa, that is some good product placement because it's a system premiere.

And it's the first thing that people like listen. And I got interested. I was like, what is a portal? And then I was like, oh, it's by Facebook. Never mind. Wow. because you're so you're so uh... Fent on Facebook, yes.

You're so good about your privacy. I am. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's why you let all these companies into your house. I never let what companies come to my house? How many cell phones do you have?

Except for the one that you can't find that's in your car. Somewhere my little car is in there. But it's been in your home. Those companies are in your house, bro. Yeah, it's just Apple. break it to you. It's just Apple. Yeah, it's just Apple.

It's just Apple. Not Facebook. It's not Facebook. It's just Apple along with Google. Oh, yeah. Google's in the library. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.

It's just Apple. I don't worry about it. And Alexis upstairs. Oh, what? Yeah. Oh, so yeah. But you haven't let anybody into your house. No, I have not let anybody.

Right. And simply safe. Right. Right, but nobody else in your house. No, nobody else. No, no. You care about your security so much. Yes, I do.

That's why I have simply safe. Right. Yes. Right. but just face anti-Facebook. Anti-Facebook. Yeah, nothing Facebook will come into my house. Dude, that's creepy, man.

I feel like Facebook is trying to be like that big brother. But so is alphabet than Amazon. Yeah, but they don't make me feel uneasy like Facebook makes me feel uneasy. Like, at least Google is nice. And it's Google. You can't turn away from Google, but I can turn away from Facebook. Yeah. And that's, you know, I have a feeling that that has more to do with, if I'm on the board,

it has more to do with Zuckerberg. Yes. So if I'm on the board of Facebook, I mean, I've read a couple stories where there were rumblings. There should be more rumblings. They should be more rumblings. Yeah. I feel like because of your money and go away.

I feel like because of Zuckerberg can turn people off from all the products. And the way he has handled the company now. He started a good company at the beginning. But now I feel like Facebook is the villain of all those futuristic movie that, you know, poop on the little people. And Apple, Amazon, Google. Friendly. Friendly.

Well, they most definitely will be on the side of Jeff Zuckerberg bad. Absolutely. And I will help that narrative. Yeah. He's evil. Use us. What is going on with prisons? What is going on with prisons?

They keep prisoners in them, Jeff. Geez, are you dumb? No, I know. But now we have two meat planted. executives who pled guilty to selling more than a million dollars of adulterated meat. And you think, oh my gosh, they sold

adulterated meat. It's only to prisons. Why do we care? What is all the cow hearts labeled as ground beef. Also hot dogs. So we just get them hot dogs. Yeah.

What's inside a hot dog what Jeff is about to go down the list? What's inside a hot dog? Oh, everything. But that's what I'm saying. They grind up feet, tongue, all of it. Yes. It's so good for you.

Why are they so? And by the way, I have not had, just on a side note of that, as long as you brought up hot dogs. I have not had, I love cogal hot dogs from Michigan. I have not had a cogal hot dog. I have not had a hot dog, but I haven't had a Coal hot dog from Michigan in almost 10 months now. Can you not have a shipped here? That yes, dear, but it's just, they're not good for you. They're not good for your heart.

But I have a hot dog like at least once a week. Well, do, oh, see, a hot dog? Probably not bad. Oh, a Jeffie type of eating hot dogs. But when a co-co hot dogs are in the house. Oh, okay. I mean, three or four for a quick snack. I'm sorry?

Three or four for a quick snack. And what is the food? If that's a snack, what's the encore? I mean, the course. The course would be maybe three or four more with fries. And the dessert? Ice cream? Always ice cream.

Duh. I was figuring that you're going to put a hot dog in there. That sprinkles. No, geez, I'm not dumb. Ice cream. What do you? What kind of person do you think I am? A very weird one, Jeffie.

Our prisons. No idea how I want. How I want Cocoa hot dogs. Why do you bring up prisons? again. So they've pled guilty. And so now everything, oh, it's going to be okay. It's prisons. They sold more than

775,000 pounds of uninspected, misbranded or adulterated meat to 32 prisons in 18 states. I mean, that's a good gig. They were making some serious cash. And does that really matter? Does it really matter? You're

impressed. You're looking we're feeding you. Thank you. That's where I'm at with it, I think. I really am. So what? Why are we giving them the good stuff should be at publics? Well, for the death bro. At least the death row should be getting in a good piece of meal. But if you're in Gen Pop or whatever, other than death row, you're getting hot dogs and you're getting cow tongue.

Look, if we package it as a hamburger or a steak. Be happy you're eating because I feel like back in the day all you get is bread and water. You want bread and water? Right. We need to go back to bread and water. It needs, prison needs to be a deterrent. Absolutely. A deterrent.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds good. It's definitely, it means that people would don't want to be there. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. I mean, we just had a story the other day that the guy just got out of prison. And went back in? And he shoots his friend, gets out of prison, they go to celebrate him getting out of prison. They go, they pull up to the parking lot of the strip club. The morning.

Shoots his friend, shoots up a couple. couple other people goes to run away and he's so dumb goes to run away and he gets caught on a fence and then he goes back to prison sad is really what it is but it certainly isn't a deterrent because he knows what i get three square meals a day in prison i get all the drugs i want we just had a story about the surveillance video of the drone dropping a package into this ohio state prison are you kidding me what how is it possible How? How is it possible that a drone flies over a prison without getting shot down? How is a security guard got...

Isn't that a drone? Oh my gosh, is that a drone? Oh, it looks like it's getting kind of low like down by the prisoners. Oh, well. I mean, how is it possible that is dropping goods into the prison? We're letting that happen. Prison needs to be a deterrent. You can quote me on that.

What is going on with America? This is, we are more upside down than ever. I know I started out this way. I started out this way with the Joker. We're more upside down than ever. Now, you know, it was a bad enough thing that we have this opioid crisis, opioid crisis in quotation marks because.

And I don't want to see you, so can you say quotation marks? I just did. Okay, good. Are you listening? No, I was just hoping. That camera's here. That camera's on and look at it.

me talking about. So those people can see me, and I did say, in quotation marks for the Blaze Radio people. But we had heroin mixed with fentanyl killing people, right? The heavy mix. Still, if you were, if you were a person that said, I'm never going to do heroin because it's got fentanyl in it. And I'm, it makes, you know, no way. Good for you. Right.

I'm just going to do cocaine. Whoa, no, not good for you. Yeah, I'm just going to do cocaine. No. I don't, you know, cocaine's good. It's fine. Jeffrey, no. Now we find we're getting cocaine laced with fentanyl and it's killing people.

We said this many times. What is going on? If you cannot trust your drug dealer. Thank you. Where are the good and honest drug dealers that when I say, I want cocaine, I get cocaine. Sure. I'll give you the baby laxative as the cut. Yes.

That's fine. That's fine. Yes. Just not the fentanyl. The little acid that you know, that's fine. No, that's math. Oh, we're not doing math? No.

Okay, we're not doing that. Let me bring it back in. Okay, thank you. Well, I don't want that. Just give me the cocaine. Thank you. That's why you put some flour in it to make me think. That's fine.

That's fine. You know, you want to keep the purity, you know, a little bit lower. And like, just give me pure cocaine. Like, is that so much to you ask? I feel like it's not. I don't, I feel like it's not too much to ask. And I've never done drugs, but I feel like if I go to a drug dealer and I say, I would have some cocaine without fentanyl, I don't think I need to be saying that.

Right. I feel like. I've never done drugs either. Okay. With fentanyl in it. Okay. But I feel like you shouldn't have to have to ask. Yeah, it's like when I order a double cheeseburger.

I expect just to get a double cheeseburger. I don't want double cheeseburger with like bacon on it. Yeah. Or that. All right. So we also got news today that Evander Holyfield, the former heavyweight boxing champion of the world. That's a champion right there. That's a champ.

It's going to go back into the ring. That's what I'm talking. Yes. I love the comeback stories. And I thought that, well, and I thought it's, you know, 30 years after winning his first title. All right, he's going to go back on the run. He's 52 now. But it's like a...

Exhibition. Yes, an exhibition, right? Yeah. Did he not see the documentary... Rocky? Rocky. Yes. When he did the exhibition with the black guy?

Yeah. No, dear. I'm talking about Apollo Creed. Oh, that one. That was not an... Oh, well, Apollo Creed died, yes. Oh, that one. Okay.

Oh, yeah. In the exhibition. I thought you were talking about when Rocky came back into the exhibition with the heavyweight at that point and he lost but then he still won because it was a people's champions no i'm talking about the documentary where apollo creek died so say prayers for a vandy holfield man vandy what you doing babe take care of yourself you've already killed him you already killed him you're going into this fight that he's already dead take i'm just saying vandy just it's an exhibition all they just throw a couple punches and then you're done just just just watch yourself

Vandy, that's all I'm saying. As long as he's not doing with a Russian, I think he should be fine. So, where is it going to be? Oh, no. Fats are going to be in Japan. Oh, it's Japanese. Japanese are not boxers. That's true.

So he's doing a sumo wrestler? Big deal. Yeah, exactly. He could kick it and punt it to the United States. Did you see the story about Kid Rock and Taylor Swift? Yes. Well, this is a long time ago. Fantastic.

Yeah, they've been going back and forth for a long time. Right. But he just tweeted. Oh, I did not know about there's an update. Talking about... Talking about... Talking about Taylor Swift wants to be a Democrat. Because she wants to be in movies, period.

And it looks like she will suck the doorknob off Hollywood to get there. I don't... Think about it. I think you could say that. No, I don't think he could say that in today's world. What do you mean? He's Kid Rock. What do you say at the end?

and it looks like he didn't say she was going to it just appears it looks like that she will suck the doorknob off Hollywood to get there I mean she's already going to be in a movie

she's going to be on that stupid cat movie yeah she's part of that cat movie is it her or is it her voice oh it's her she is one of the main cats oh my God oh sorry it's a live action of cats the Broadway show

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you're going to get American Dream segments, you're going to get talking segments. We do talking fear, talking, walking dead. I mean, I give, and I give, and I give. Remember coming up October 26th October 26 at the

Omni Hotel in Dallas the Mercury 1 ball or it's the M1 ball the 2019 M1 ball a couple years ago I mean records were set it wasn't it wasn't against

book of world records but it did put me into the Armadillo Racing Hall of Fame a couple years ago at the M1 ball so I don't know what if I'm going to set a record this year or not at the Omni

but it's possible but you go to Mercury 1 dot org and get your tickets. Come have fun. It's how we pay our bills. Okay? So the money that you give to storm, help people with the storm,

help of people all over the Nazarene fund, how when people in their storms and we send people in to help people, uh, get back on their feet, 100% of that money goes where it's supposed to go. This money that we raise at the M1 ball every year goes to me. It does? Yes.

then don't come to the M1 ball. My God, we have to cancel this immediately. No, no, it doesn't come to me. It goes to you. Oh, okay. It goes to you. I wish it did. I don't wish you to.

It doesn't. It goes to pay the bills. But you can also have an opportunity to win a Mercedes-Benz. Yeah. For $100, you get a raffle ticket and a shot at the Mercedes-Benz. Did you get yours? I just know I can't win since I'm not officially an employee of Mercury One. So, you know,

it's worth a hundred bucks for the guy. It's only one ticket. We were filming. You can look at social media. Mercury One social media. You can see, you know, Golan and Sarah and Pat and I.

We goofed around in the Mercedes showing people the best and stuff. The worth of the vehicle went down. Which is exactly why I wanted. Thank you. But for a hundred bucks. I mean, last year, the guy who went from Tampa Bay.

He wanted for his daughter from Tampa Bay. She just got into like our car accident or something? And the guy's like, I got you a car I got your car but you didn't win No I got you a car And as cool as that is

It still goes against What really ticks me off Is that you don't have to be here to win Oh yeah That's one of the most stupidest Man do I hate that I'm glad this guy I'm glad the guy won for his daughter

And it's a happy It's a happy story It's somebody from my motherland Tampa Bay So I'm happy about that But Man it ticks me out You have to be here

How is it possible I mean, I guess that's probably an official raffle rule. No, it is not. I bet it is. No. I bet it is. No. There's no way that is an official rule because I've been to places where to do a raffle.

If the person is not there, you screwed. You pick another name. You pick another name. I don't know, though. That might be breaking the raffle rule. This is a Mercury 1 rule. I think this is a Mercury 1 rule. I don't think this is an official from the gods of the raffle.

We've got to find out. And by the way, I didn't want to tell you this. But I feel like what you think of us doing our own raffle, but you don't have to pay anything. That's not a raffle. I just don't know the name of it. That's just a giveaway. I'm going to, okay, let's do that one.

No, let's not. I like the sound of the raffle better. Okay, let's do a raffle then. You don't have to pay into. Yeah, you do. You have to pay into it. All the proceeds will go to charity. All proceeds will go to charity.

All the cameras grab that one. Um, how about if we do this? You have, this is going to make me, this has not been sanctioned yet. No, no, it hasn't. It hasn't. I have an extra chair in one of the tables that someone bought. An extra chair. An extra chair at a table that someone bought.

And this person feels like they should donate that chair to anybody. Okay. From your audience. audience. Okay. So they will have a chair is it. It's a chair that you sit and you It's a four-legged chair. What kind of chair is it? Is it a lazy boy chair? Is it a dining room chair? Is it a just a kitchen chair? Is it a bar stool? It's one of the chairs that will be inside the room of Mercury 1. And if you can't afford to come from Mercury 1, you just let us know and we'll pick someone that has to pay their own flight and their own hotel. For that chair? We're not shipping the chair.

No, we're not shipping the chair. You could participate. I'll tell you what. If this turns into a raffle, we'll ship the chair. We'll ship the chair, yeah. Because I promise all proceeds to that chair. We'll go to a charity. Yes.

And probably charity down the street because I met her yesterday. But I feel like we have a chair opening a table that I have. And I feel like we should give that chair away. So would you say we have? You mean, like your family? No, no, no. I mean someone that I know and is, you know, has money. So your wife bought a chair and she doesn't like it.

You bought a chair for the wife and she doesn't like it. Yeah, yeah. She bought a chair that you don't like. Yeah. And you're just trying to offload this thing. Yes. And pretend like you're being nice. This chair will be in the Mercury One area and you get to sit at this table, you know.

And then. The chair will be in the Mercury one area. At the ball? At the ball? Yeah. So it's like the Queens chair, a special chair. It could be. It could be. It's a CTF chair that if you want to come to Dallas. Do I want the chewing the fat logo on that chair?

It could be already in the works. It could be already in the works. But there's a chair that is available for the CTF audience. I will talk about this later because it's, I got to see the chair first. What do you mean to see the chair first? No, the chair is right. You already have a chair. You already have a chair.

You are my table. It's me, you, Pat. This year we're going to have Andrew Heet. I want to be clear. I want to be clear about something. I want to be clear. I don't make this very clear. All right.

I am not sitting at your table. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. It's already done. No, I'm not. I always have my own table. Eh. Have you looked at the table charts this year?

I refuse. to sit at your table. Because this year, you know, I kind of went, I did a little proactive work. And then I went next door and I'm like, hey, can I see the seating charts? Who has tables? Your name was not on a table,

but my name was at a table. And I was like, can I have these people on my table? Like, oh, sure. So my table is full. But aren't the luck. But with you included. So it's you, your spouse. Because last year.

I know there was a big mess up. And I had to go behind the scenes. and get you a nice table. Didn't I do that for you? No, I took care of it. I moved the names around. No? Yes.

There was one person in a table that you did not want, and I moved that person away from your table, didn't I? No. You don't remember this, just like I invited you to this. We're done. We're done. I want to get back onto the stories. I don't care about your stupid raffle.

You have trying to offload. It's for your stupid audience. It's not even for me. It's not even for me. chair that your family doesn't want. You're trying to make it seem like it's nice. I'm trying to be nice. I am trying to make people go in a chair.

Shut up. I got chairs I don't want to. See, I feel like you're stuck on this chair. It's not a really a chair. It's just a spot on the table so you could be in the Mercury One bulb with us. But that's all it is. You just freaking focus on a stupid chair. You said it was a chair that at a table that you wanted to give away.

I figured you will understand what I'm trying to do. But obviously you don't. So you know what? The chair's no longer available. Screw everything. The chair is no longer available. It's done. I'll give it to another audience that prefers to come to the Mercury 1 ball.

Good. So screw this. Make sure they're sitting at your table because I'm not. You sit already in my table and that's fine. No, I'm not. Okay, we'll see. Maybe no one will. Well, I'm not.

Okay. Let's go to headlines. You know how it's stories that we want to talk about the stories. And I just want to, I just want the headline. I like that. Just want to learn that. I don't want to read any more into it. I don't want to know about it.

Right. It's just a headline. These three black holes are going to crash into each other. Tell you a story. No, I thought we're not going to do that. No, this is another story. I'm moving on. Oh, okay.

I'm going to do you the headline. But I'm not digging into the headline. Oh, you're definitely not digging into those black holes. 100% clear. Not digging into that. Did you ever heard of the man, Stan Slav Petrov? I had. Is it like a vodka guy?

He's the guy that saved the world. How do he save the world? He just died earlier this year at 77 years old. He was a lieutenant colonel. He was a lieutenant colonel. In the Soviet Union's air defense forces. Okay. And his job was to monitor the satellite system looking for possible nuclear weapon

launches by us, the U.S. Okay. One night he's working in 1983 and the alarms go off. right I mean Stanislav is sitting there smoking a cigarette just another day and all of a sudden the alarms go off

and he did right so the computers that he has in front of him and the machines indicate that we the United States have launched five nuclear weapons ballistic weapons

Oh wow Do we? Yes and we destroyed the planet no don't you think you would have known that? No. I'm from Puerto Rico. That's kind of a good point.

So no. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. All right? But he doesn't know that. This is not the Bay of Pigs, right? But he doesn't... Stop talking.

But he doesn't know that. Okay? So this is in 1983. Is that Post Bay of Pigs? Yes. Okay, got it. Yeah, I'm learning today. Just a couple of 20 or so.

A couple years. Really? 20 years? I thought the Bay of Pigs was like in the 60. This story is from 1983. Oh yeah, that is 20 years. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, he's struggling with himself because he doesn't know,

he knows what he should do, but he doesn't want to. Because if he does what he's supposed to do, it's world war. I mean, that's it, right? So he doesn't know. There's no really rule. knows that he's supposed to act quickly and he knows he's supposed to, you know,

who he's supposed to alert and what's supposed to happen. But there's no actual rule that says how long he was allowed to think about it. So he just kind of lit another cigarette and just kind of. What else are you supposed to do? Right. This is like, well, five missiles are coming from United States of nuclear. What am I supposed to do?

Fire up a smoke. To have a smoke and take it easy, all right? So, I mean, all he's got to do is grab the phone, talk to the commanders, and they're going to say, you know, fire back. Holy cow, let's go. And, but he doesn't feel right about it because it just doesn't seem right to him. Stanislavov, he just doesn't seem right to him. So he just, you know, again, lights up another smoke, hangs out, decides, I'm not sure what I'm going to do here. So it, 23 minutes later.

He knows nothing has happened. And it wasn't a real strike. And the machines and computers were screwed it up. So how did he save the world? Because he didn't react. If he would have reacted, the Soviet Union would have fired their nukes. But they would have fired their nukes at us. But we didn't do anything.

And then we would have to fire. Because they would have saved the world? I feel like it was more like, I was expecting more like heroic. Like he stopped something. something like a... They saved the world. From coming to the, or like an alien, like, I don't feel like he saved the world at all.

Yes, he most certainly did. I feel like he was being lazy and didn't do his job. Well, that's what they thought. The Soviet Union slapped him on the hand, got him in trouble because he did... The court martial, too. And I want all his family to go to jail for him not following the rules. He lived alone at his death.

He was just living alone, smoking and drinking. He does that best That his job Why he's supposed to be modern He was happy He's happy that he did what he did Right I mean

He received an official reprimand For making the mistakes In his logbook Good Good Good But Did they whip him?

Yes Yes they did And he took his cigarettes away Which I thought was cruel And unusual punishment Well this guy is supposed to be warning The Soviet Union And he did it

And he said look I mean I mean, they're lucky I was on that shift that night, because if it was, if it was Stanislav, who galov, not Stanislav Petrov. Petrov. I mean, he would have said the United States just launched five nukes and they're coming at us.

I don't think he would say it like that. And then the Soviet Union would have said his bosses would have went fire nukes back. And then the U.S. would have said, the Soviet Union just fired nukes at us, fired nukes back at them. And then we would have been at nuclear war and the world would have been over.

But that didn't happen. I mean, that's kind of a cool story. You call him a hero. I call him a lazy bum. See, that's the difference between you people in the military and the people in America that really count. Down to earth fly over people. That's me.

You ever send that crap. Let me tell you the new word for the day that I teased. You got a new word for you today. You haven't teased it at all. You teased it to me. I know. That's what I said. Oh, okay, okay.

Oh, that's what do you? I didn't say it out loud yet. No. We said it off air. I couldn't find the computer to say it. I can't remember what I say anymore. We don't expect that. That's everybody.

I don't think we expect you from that either. I can guarantee that. I bet I'm Stanislav, though. I guarantee you that. I'm firing up a smoke. The United States just launched five tactical nukes at us and the alarms are going off. Well, I probably should tell somebody.

But I don't believe it. I don't think the United States did that I mean if they did what the hell I mean if they did they'll hit us and then everybody'll know they did probably still have time to fire back

so I'll just finish my cigarette nope nothing happened we're good probably should tell somebody that the alarms went off though yeah I'll tell them the alarms went off what did you do and nothing

no what did you do Well, I lit a cigarette. I had a smoke. I had a smoke. And I kind of waited. Oh, you did? I kind of waited. I had another couple shots of vodka.

And I just said, I figured, you know, if something bad happens, we can still have time to fire back. So, you know, sorry, General. Well, you said I didn't tease it. I only tease it to you. But you already teased it to them. Now they're like sitting. So here's what just happened to the audience. They downloaded the podcast.

They were listening on this way home. They were like, oh, my God, what did they? I want to make sure that the wife knows. that I learned something at work today and she doesn't know I'm listening to the podcast so I pulled over a little bit you know that I could see the house so if I see her too much longer

but I get a few nights the podcast and if she sees me here long enough she thinks I'm cheating with you know I'm talking about Mr. Brown yeah so I want to make sure I got my pen now got my pat in when the word of the day is hipsterbia hipsterbia

hipsterbia how do you spell that H-I-P-S-T-U-R-B-I-A hipsterbia and that means millennials settling down and moving to the suburbs. Hipsterbia. That's me.

Yeah. Duh. Is that what you said it? This is where the producer plays the out music.