Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 21 | The Georgia Gang is at it Again

Episode Date: February 4, 2019

Jeffy talks about the current news to include the "Georgia Gang" that's stealing cars... Let's see what happens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know, a theory of mine for quite some time. You know the phrase, hey, don't kill the messenger? You know, my theory is that's why we send messengers. Because those are the ones that get killed. My theory is, that's where I think that started from. The messengers all went, hey, don't kill the messenger, don't kill the messenger. Don't kill the messenger. No, that's why we sent you.

Because you're dispensable. kill the messenger. That's why they send messengers. I don't know what brought that to mind. I just was off top of my head today. Happy Monday. Welcome to Chewing the Fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. I know you're a little groggy.

I know you're a little, you know, still little things are a little blurry after the big Super Bowl Sunday. You can't say that. Why not? It's the big game. Oh, it was the Super Bowl Sunday. It was yesterday.

No, it wasn't. The big game was yesterday. I did not talk about the actual game, the Super Bowl. Ha! So anytime I say Super Bowl, it's... What are you doing? Why can't I... I say, anytime I say Super Bowl, I mean, you already missed one.

You're done. It's over. Jeez. But I mentioned that you never... Don't kill a messenger. I mean, that's why they send messengers. Something a lot of people. need to think about.

According to Uber Fax, not at Uber Fax, by the way, on Twitter, 60% of the people can't go 10 minutes without telling at least one lie. That's according to a study published in the Journal of Basic and Applied Social Psychology. And I mean, the Journal of Basic and Applied Social Psychology isn't going to lie.

Good news if you're looking for a job. The Queen is looking for an extra bar. butler. The queen is looking for an extra butler. I'm in. Sorry, Jeffrey. Two weeks notice. Actually, no, I quit. Bye. I mean, no, no, Chris. No, don't. Oh, no. Can you fight back a little? At least lie. We just did a study that every 10 seconds someone lie. No, every 10 minutes. 10 minutes. I can't go. Can you? Not 10 seconds, although I'm probably pretty close to that. So it's not really the head butler. It's just, it's the Duboy Butler. It's the Dubois Butler. It's the Dubois Butler. It's the Dubois butler. The footman. That's

exactly who it is. Now, they of course, you have to pass an exam in butlering and you'll have to travel to all other royal residences. The royal family prefers some hospitality experience.

That's not essential, but you know, they expect that. They also, which is kind of strange, the salary is that's not that good. Really?

Salary is not that good. They sell it to you by saying, look, you'll get experience and you can go down the road and say, look at a resume. Oh, man, you get big jobs. Plenty of butlers have earned over 100,000 thousands of dollars after they've left here.

Well, no. But you get a place to live. Right? You get a place to live. You get food. Travel with the, you know, when the, you're loaded up the car, you're going with them. You may be thrown in the back with the luggage,

but you're going with them. Yeah, you're not riding up front. Oh, no, you're right in the back. You're not, yeah. We all remember from downtown abbey. You're riding in the back. Yeah, you're riding in the back. The convoy of cars?

No, no, yeah. In fact, you know what we're going to do? We're going to send you a couple days early. You have to? So everything is set up. Yeah, we don't, I don't, I'm not going to the other residents without it being set up. Okay. Now, we want you there.

Now, so it's like, I don't know, like 20 grand a year. Wow, that's not a lot. It's even under 20. I mean, I think. I think it was like 19. thousand, which is, yeah. Now, you have to pass the exam of butlering. Is that the name or is that you saying?

I just wanted to name, the exam of butlering. Why would you think it would, I mean, did I tell you at Uber Fax? That every 10 minutes or so. Now, the Royal Household website, and who doesn't visit that every day, the Royal household website, says that the Budding Butler must be able to work to a consistently high standard. Boy, you're a butler. Come on.

I mean, right now we're pushing the limit with you, Chris. But you might be able to pull it off. You'll deliver functions of all scales from official lunches, reception, state occasions, providing an exceptional guest experience for all. We'll be with you every step of the way. And after initial training, you'll be supported to achieve an accredited butlering qualification.

When you hear that, man, hop sing. That's what I could. You're not a butler, you just hop sing. You don't even know where Hoping comes from, do you? It's one of those cuss words so you guys to talk about this morning? No, it's actually from an old television show

called the... Brady Bunch? Bonanza, Ponderosa. The show was Bonanza, and they lived on the Ponderosa. With... And their housekeeper was hopsing. They lived there's a big ranch

in the Ponderosa. And, uh... And the housekeeper, of course. You can't live on a big ranch without a housekeeper in the, I don't know when it was the 1800s or the early 1900s or whatever the hell it was. And they had their housekeeper was Hobsing. It's really the Chinaman. It's really kind of a probably shouldn't do it anymore.

God know that I think about it in today's world. It's really not that PC. And so you get, oh yeah, yeah, just under 20,000. Plus, you know, the bright side. you know, they give you, retirement, they give some money to the retirement, which I think, okay, thanks.

How about up on the salary a little bit? I like the stash a little bit. But if you're not paying for food, you're not paying for travel, except, you know, you walk around London, maybe on your day off and your little butler outfit. Uniform.

As I said, your little butler outfit. And, you know, try to show off that you work at the palace, which you're not going to do, right? You're not going to do. Although you will, after a while, after you pass the butlering exam, you will walk the streets of London, you know, like a butler. Really?

You know, shoulders back, hands, arms behind your back, just kind of strutting along. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you get the Butler walk. Absolutely, 100%. Just the new dance. Yeah, the Butler walk. Ooh. I like that.

So good luck. God bless working for the queen as the do boy. To the Duboy. And now, Jeff Fisher. Wow, I got like opens now and everything. Like a real show. Pretty good. Those of you that have invested in the crypto,

extravaganza going out around the world. You fools. No. No, no, no, no. Well, if you invested in the Canadian crypto exchange, Quadra Rigga CX, whatever, I don't know how you say it. How do you say it's Q-U-A-D, Quad-R-I-G-A, Capital C, Capital X. Quad-R-R-R-R-C-X.

Got it. They, their founder passed away. I know, sad. He was the only one with the pass code. Oh, no. So there's $190 million of crypto money sitting in the founder's laptop that nobody knows how to get into. And those pass keys are like 30 character long. The company's trying to figure out how we're going to access that money.

Is there not a forgot password? You know, it's got to be somewhere right. It's got to be in the safe. You know, the wife has got it. She's just holding out. She's like, nobody asked me yet. Nobody asked me yet. So when they come to the wife and say, I wish we could find that password.

Oh my gosh. Look at this. Look what I. Oh, my gosh. look what Bill had in his desk. Is this mean anything, an 85 character passcode to get $190 million? Because really, to me, this passcode right here is worth about $50 million. And you know, they'd be willing to pay $50 million to get out of having to scoop up.

Instead of scooping up $190.190. You only have to have to scoop up $50. Easy. I know. So that really, if you've invested in quadriga CX. good luck god bless i wish the best for you they're working on it for you though so no worries you'll be fine there's no way that they would just say oops sorry it's got to start again thanks for investing with us at quadro wriggus cx that can't be how you pronounce it that

cannot be how you pronounce it can it's canadian oh yeah Those of you that leave your car in the driveway are in the garage and don't drive it often. Maybe you have two cars. Maybe you have a car and your wife or girlfriend have a car and you leave one parked with the keys in it because she doesn't drive it that much. Or he. Whichever one, you know, whichever you're happy with in the story, he or she, they. I don't want to affect any of your, you know, cisgender. but

what's that yes no no we're not going to know no no no no the LGBT whatever you're happy with in the LGBTQIA community I'm fine with but authorities in Albany Georgia are looking for two

suspects in a string of car thefts that have been going on I know and they caught a couple people that were stealing cars and because they've been stealing they finally caught them because they've been stealing a bunch of cars. But one particular house, they have a Lincoln MKX that parks in the driveway. And, you know, like he said, he leaves the keys in it.

Nobody drives it that much. It's just there. And since we don't drive it that much, we don't pay attention to much of the mileage or anything. It's just sitting there. We use it when we have to. Apparently, the thieves have been taking that every night for the past month. Yeah, the police have found it. They just take it.

They just take the car, take it out, use it for what they need it for, bring it back and park it. I mean, that is good living right there. That's good. You know what that is? That is the Georgia Mafia. That is the Georgia Mafia doing whatever they do, whatever it is they do with the Georgia Mafia,

and then they just bring it back because, boom, they walk away. It's the Rogers car from Albany, Georgia, not mine. I mean, that is fascinating. And they don't know. And the guys that they busted for this car ring, this car theft ring, they don't know if they're involved in the Lincoln robbery or not. I say no. I say no. I think this is the string of robberies is separate punks, robbing cars, selling it for parts.

But the Lincoln, Georgia Mafia. Absolutely Georgia Mafia. Ain't nobody got time for that? Exactly. Exactly. Now in Austin, you know, as a police officer, you find, you find car rings. You find people saying that people have stolen their car. And it could be. Oh, come back to the car for just a second. Another theory. The Rogers are actually using it for crime. But they want people to believe that the car has been stolen every night. And it's not them. Just a thought. Hey, I'm not blaming the family. Okay. I'm just, just thinking out loud. It's all. But in Austin, so you know, as a police officer, you never know what you're going to find.

never know what you're going to find as a police officer. But in Austin, Texas, you know, the state capital, home of the University of Texas, police saw a woman sitting at a park bench table, not sure what was going on. Her hand was moving up and down, back and forth. Police officers were informed that the woman was seen, pleasureing herself on the patio of the Marriott Hotel

and one of the reports said hey she's carrying an adult pleasuring device and so they didn't know they just came up on her and there she was sitting there you know with no clothes on underneath the bottom of her at the table

and she kept her arms underneath the table, and then the police went up, and she put her arms up on the table. But then when the police turned away, she went back underneath the table. The next thing, you know, she was on the bench

with her, leaning back with her legs straight up. They, she's been arrested. Like I said, as a police officer, you just never know what you're going to find out there, do you? I don't shake your head like you're still a cop. Chris, you never were.

How dare you? You never were. Your little military thing you did. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. Is that really a cop? No.

What do you do? You do? You're policing other militant? I mean, I'm sure that some people that are, what are they called again? MPs. And they called that in the

branch you were in? Secuter forces. I do it. It had to be different. I freaking do. so you had s f on your shirt people thought we were special forces yeah that's why that branch is what branch it is oh you're making fun of what branch was it again i know what branch it was stop it that way you're making fun of it no i'm not making fun of it's a fine branch of military

really but i know oh no you look i know you want to pretend you're a police officer, that's fine. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. It's fine. A lot of people want to pretend their police officers. But see, they can go to jail.

I can't. So if you're out right now saying that you're a police officer, you couldn't go to jail. Sorry, I didn't hear an answer. All right, let's go to the break room. And we got a couple of cool crime stories other than, you know,

the bougie little crime stories we did earlier. And I have a good update on the Andy Warhol Super Bowl commercial. You mean the big game. I said the Andy World, you know, the commercial that aired during the Super Bowl. It's too late now. I don't want to hear your little buzzer. I don't want to hear any of that stuff.

It's too late. I don't know what you're doing in there. I know you're mad at me because I'm calling you out on your little fake police thing, but, you know, I don't need the buzzer now. You know I control your mic. Don't need the buzzer now. And I control when your podcast goes up. So you can be talking right now and nobody will hear us.

It's almost like the real thing. So we're worried about what's happening. in the world what's going out in the world and uh swine fever outbreak may bury china's small pig farmers something is coming there's no doubt about that i don't you know you can quote me on that too by the way something is coming just saying something to watch out for right uh another great crime uh a man steals nearly one million dollars of a super bowl scam that for him. I read the story. You can't say Super Bowl.

The big game scam. That's not what the story says. The story says man's nearly $1 million Super Bowl scam. So the guy, a Georgia businessman, is now vanished. Gone. Poof. Because he had a Super Bowl ticket scam.

And he scammed $36,000 from his own mom. Come on, man. He promised football fanatics, premium seats to Sunday's big game. It's not the guy we interviewed, by the way. His name is Keaton Shaw. Seats to the big game

in Atlanta, took their money, and then never called back. Thank you. Give me your money. Have a nice day. So another fire festival, but this is a big game. Yeah, this is, right. This is not the Fry Festival. This is the Atlanta Super Bowl Festival. He ran a digital printing business, the Digital Express,

set on the Georgia Indo-American Chamber of Commerce said he had a squeaky, clean business reputation. He just cleaned house. Took them all. Took them all. Took them all. I'll give you another victim.

John Brunetti said he was taken for $50,000 for 10 tickets on the 50 yard line. Well, I mean, depending on what else was part of that deal, that's probably too good to be true. That's what you call hotelplanters.com. Thank you. Thank you. Is he still on the air with us? Do we, Ivan, is there somebody, anybody we can call?

Of course, it's fascinating, and why this is so fascinating to me is that even his mom was not safe. So what did he need his money for? I mean, something had to be up, right? You know what, and this was in Georgia? The Georgia Mafia. I don't know if you know this,

but the Georgia Mafia is big. So they went from cars to... Oh, loan sharking? To loan sharking. That's right. then this guy was going to lose. I mean, he had to steal money from his mom. 36 grand from his mom.

Mom, you can go to the big game. I'll hook you up. Did I just call it big game? I piss me off. Mom, you can go to the Super Bowl. And I'll hook you up, no problem. Look, Mom, I know you only have $40,000 in savings, but just give me $36,000.

So he might have been nice. It might not have been everything. Family discount. He knows he went out there and said, Mom, I'll give you a family discount. I'll knock $12,000. And mom is not pressing any charges. Would you?

Would you press charges? After he scammed you for 36 grad? I would not press charges. Against your son? No, no. He's going to jail. Exactly. He's going to jail.

But other people are. Exactly. I'm not going to pile on. I'm not going to kick a horse while he's down. But then what happens when he comes back? Exactly. I'll get the last laugh. Will you?

You probably will, Mr. police officer. So and Bill Cosby update I love I love Bill Cosby even though I know don't look at me like that. I know he's in jail. I got it. He's an evil guy. We can't even like

him. Is he a stop? We can't even like him. We can't do anything he ever did is horrible. And that's it. Anything he ever did is horrible. That's it. We can't that's it. That's it. It's over. We can't. We can't forgive anyone for the past. We can't do any of that? Even if you ever were once

put blackface on, you're done. Oh, yep, even your own crowd. Isn't it funny how that works? Yeah, you have to live by what you said. Don't you? Yeah, you do. I don't really want to live that way. I want to be able to say, yeah, that was me back then.

What an idiot. Not now. I wouldn't do it now, but no. A lot of people can't live that way, can they? You've got to be killed right then and there. It's over. Because if you did something years ago that we don't like right now, ridiculous. So anyway, Cosby has become like the favorite inmate.

He's Mr. favorite inmate at the prison. You remember they locked it down for the drones. Last week, drones flying over trying to find out, Bill's out for his little walk with everybody. But now they're saying he's, man, the inmates, every time he walks in, people come to see him, they stand up, give him applause.

So Bill Cosby runs the prison. He is. The El Chapo. He is running. El Chapo. He is. Oh. Whoa.

No, no, no, no. El Cosbo. El Cosbo. Yes. El Cosbo is running the prison. The State Correctional Institute. Yes. El Cosbo.

From now on. El Cosbo. But they stand up and they think he's wrong. That he's behind bars. Everybody's blaming the corrupt judge, which they might have a strong case with that a little bit, I think. some of that information should not have everyone come because it was part of a closed case but hey i digress we've already covered that ground but uh he's mr he's mr he's mr love and and they're all

respecting el cosbo and he's telling him stories and tells him jokes about when he was on i spy and when he was doing uh cosby and he's and he's even he's even mentoring some of the other prisoners oh hold on what kind of mentoring didn't that get him in trouble hell he's helping he's help him well I mean, Bill was into, I don't know that this is a co-ed prison. Maybe at 81, Bill's decided, you know what, this is what we got, this is where we're at, I don't know. Here we go. But in years past, Bill preferred the female gender. Do we know that?

Yeah. There's been zero complaints. Well, we should just, let me rephrase. There's been zero complaints by males that Bill, you know. had him up to the hotel, had him up in the hotel room and told him that this is what's going to happen or you're never going to work it out again.

But if you're like, I don't want to relive the Cosby, the whole Cosby thing again, but it's just ridiculous how it all happened. But he's a bad guy. I know he is. Don't look at me like that. I know he's a bad guy.

I'm glad he's in prison. I hope that he never walks on free ground again, ever, ever. And did you see the Andy Warhol commercial during the Super Bowl last night where he gets Burger King and he pours the bottle of Heinz ketchup and it won't come out and tries to hit it and then he dips the Burger King burger into the Heinz ketchup? It's great stuff. And the Burger King commercial is eat like Andy. And it's really Andy Warhol. I mean, he's been dead for, you know, 30, 40 years. How is it him?

I shot it back when he was alive. footage re-pudage re-endress footage it looks like it's new footage but apparently when they were really shooting this Andy really wanted it to be a McDonald's

I was reading today where he was like a big Mac no he liked the packaging better he thought McDonald's packaging was better than Burger King and so he was like I should have made this McDonald's because Berkine has paper McDonald's has the boxes I don't know if they did it that time though

how long ago This was probably, you know, 30, 35 years ago, maybe even longer. Long time. But he thought the McDonald's was, you know, better promoter of their brand because that's what Andy did, right? And I will say, just to be out for the record, it was Heinz ketchup. You're welcome. So apparently the story that I have that I wanted to tell you right now is not from a secure website. So I can't open it on my laptop

And I could open it on my phone If I made my phone a hotspot and open it up It's just not worth it to me Plus as we found out today Proof positive How we found out earlier today I'm going to give you an example of why I just We just want to read the headlines

We talked about this last week Just the headlines Because when you start delving into stories You find out the headlines is wrong. I shouldn't say it's wrong. It's misleading. It makes you believe, like, for example, today Glenn had the guy that

said that cancer was going to be cured in a year. It'll be done. That was the headline. I told you. I told you this audience, before I even told the Pat Gray unleashed audience on Friday. I just wanted to read the headline. I don't care what the story says

because you can start digging down into it. It's going to say that it worked on one little mouse, and it's going to take another 10 years, but we're all cancer, you know, that one cancer, all of one cancer is going to be dead. But the headline, all cancer. So Glenn has the guy on, the scientist, right? And once the guy said, well, doesn't really mean it's going to be cured in the year. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. I knew it. So, because Pat, even on Friday, it says, or write the article, it's all the way. There's no disclaimer or anything. It talks about how it's going to do it. Uh-huh. Get the real guy on. Well, you know, it's like, hey, you know, we've done a little couple trials.

We're not too sure on this and that. And the rats. That's good. And we've got to do this. And we're going to do that. But, you know, 10 years. 10 years we're going to be there. So it reminds me of, you remember Ron Popeil?

He's the big guy, you know, the pocket fisherman. He's, you know, the infomercials. He's the infomercial king. And he came up with a device called set it and forget it. All right. It's a cooking device. It sits in your kitchen. It's a little box.

You put the chicken in, pull the top-down set-in and forget it. The name of the device is set it and forget it. That's what it's called. Remember this. Its name is set it and forget it. My first wife, fascinated by set it and forget it, orders it. Comes to the house. We both watch the infomercial.

Well worth it. We feel. No problem. Looks like a great thing. Set it and forget it. Take it out of the box. What's the big sticker on the front of said it and forget it? Set it and forget it doesn't really mean set it and forget it.

Are you? I almost broke it right then. I just about it threw it in the trash. What? No, because Senate and Forget it is the name of the device. So the whole infomercial is people screaming and we put it inside. Set it and forget it. I could have hung Ron Popeiel right then.

And since I don't really want to harm Ron to appeal in real life And I don't want to do any of that I just I'll apologize now because I was just angry And I understand what you did to me But it won't happen again brother It won't happen again You can take your little stead and forget it And forget it

Thanks again for listening to chewing the fat Remember to subscribe, rate and review really appreciate it. It means the world to me. Wait, we're done? Yeah, this is it. I've had enough today. Wow.

I got to go be down the hall to be on the news and why it matters. Oh, the place why. And I've got to be, I was on Pat. I got to do Pat all week. It's just enough. So we're done? How much more? I'm working my tongue with a bone.

I mean. Tongues don't have bones. I know. That's because I've worked it off. That's my point. No wonder you had it hard. attack. Do not know how the body works. What does that got to do with my heart attack?

What does I have to do with my heart event? Because no, heart attack. No, it's a heart event. The heart. Your heart attack. Your heart attack itself. Because you do not know how your body works. I don't know anything to do with the heart attack of whether I have know how it works or not. I mean the heart knows how it works, whether I know how it does or not, right? No.

What do you mean a way to a bit more done? This is my show. It ends when I wanted to end. Yeah, but you got this audience not used to like 44, 50, an hour. Then you're going to give them, what, 38 minutes? I mean, you're welcome. That's what I'm saying. You're welcome. Plus, they're tired today.

Are they tired or are you tired? A long day. No, they're tired. They're tired. Some of them didn't even call it. 17 million people called it sick today. Yeah, that was a fascinating story. You know, I mean, that's because it's the Super Bowl illness day, sick day.

is what it is. It's the big game sickness. No. No, it's not. That's not what it's called. You could want, wah, all you want,

but no, it's called the Super Bowl. Sickness. Anyway, subscribe, great review. Thank you. Follow me on Twitter

at Jeff EMRA. Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. You can, what's your thing again? At real chrish-cruh. Oh, yeah, real Chris Cruz. He had to put the reel in, sad.

There's some fake out there. Is it really a fake, Chris Cruz? Yeah, F-A-U. Was there really? You want to go there? Yes, I do. You want to go there? Yes, I do.

Talk to HR. They have it. So there was really one. Yeah, I had to put real because. Oh, no, no, I believe you. No, stop right. I believe you. I feel like you know.

You don't need to walk me down anymore of this road because I believe you. I believe you. that there was a fake Chris Cruz tweeting things that the real Chris Cruz would never do. No, absolutely not. I believe you. I feel like you treated me like one of this Me Too woman with the I believe you. Huh.