Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 213 | Bernie Sanders Hearth Event, Mick Jagger Heart Event, & Heart Event Expert
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Chewing the fat that is
With yours truly Jeff Fisher
Thank you so much for coming along for the ride
For those of you free loading on Blaze Radio Network
You're welcome
For those of you that are subscribers
to the podcast, the ones who actually care, thank you.
Also, now you care about growing your audience.
Yeah.
Now you care.
What do you mean?
Now you care.
Of course, I always care.
You don't care when, I don't know, when millions of people are listening to you live.
Now you care when they're listening to you on the way home from work.
I always care.
But when they're listening, you know, I don't know to a guy by the name Glenn Beck.
he invites you on his program to talk about heart attacks something that you talk about on this
podcast i know i was going to mention that again actually and um you decide to do your segment do your
bit with stew and this glen beck guy national syndicated radio tv show not one mention not one
mention you know it was funny is that i thought i thought it was the only one that was like you know what
Jeff, maybe, maybe, you know what?
Maybe they'll hit it after Jeffie talks.
Oh, no, Jeffrey talked.
Oh, maybe they'll hit it after the live with that Glenn Jusinich.
No.
But looks like Nachofit says, what's wrong with you guys at Jeffrey at Chris Cruz on Glenn's show?
And no CTF plug.
I know.
Shame.
It was bad.
Do you not want to grow your brand?
Do you not want to grow this audience?
Hey, I want to apologize to you.
Please.
chewing the, not you.
Oh.
Not you, Chris Cruz.
I'm talking about you as in the audience.
Let's be clear about it.
Let's stop right there for a second.
Okay.
I will never,
I will never legitimately apologize to you.
I may say, oh, sorry, Chris.
That's sad to hear.
That doesn't matter.
That's sad to hear because there's some things you said in this program that hurt me,
but when you say, and I'm just kidding,
I'm like, oh, okay, it was just joking.
Well, if I say I'm just kidding, that's fine.
That's not an apology.
He faces a lot.
I know. I went through the whole
Glenn thing. What happened? What happened?
So I started out and I figure, well, for sure, he's going to open up the segment.
Because what happened? Bernie Sanders had...
Oh, well, yeah, you got to give us the first story.
You know, they broke the news this morning that he had a heart event last night.
A heart attack, yeah.
Started having chest pains. And believe me, I've told you before on this podcast,
when it's a heart attack in your chest, it's not like, oh, you know, I think something's wrong.
You know something is wrong.
I mean, you know it, it ain't right.
Okay.
And so he was having chest discomfort.
Ooh.
Okay.
Is that what you had?
Yes.
Yes, that's what I had.
I had chest discomfort a couple of days before I actually had the massive chest discomfort.
It wasn't that you had a fart and had like gas problems, right?
It was chest discomfort.
In fact, my wife is still mad at me for the couple days before.
because it was like warning signs like hey you're about to have something coming
and I'm mad at myself too because oh yeah well and then you're a guy you know what I mean
but it went away do you scare me because went away you can't say that like you scare me because I'm
like bro if you did I ignore that chest pain is no you'll know if you did okay okay okay seriously
there's no joke you will know there's no I don't hear about this silent heart attack shut up
there's nothing silent no so
you know, he's having chest discomfort.
He went in and he got two stints.
So he had one big blockage and two stints.
Okay, what are those?
Those are elastic little straws.
Okay.
Do you have those?
Like if you take a straw and you cut it up in a little pieces and they're made out.
Oh, okay.
Got it got it.
They're made out of some kind of petro technology that will breathe, but it grows into your, into your.
Do you have those?
I have one.
You have one.
They have one.
And he has two.
Yes, too.
He's 78.
Right.
You're younger than 78.
This time.
Let's just say, yes, this time around I am.
This time around.
This time around.
This time around.
This time around.
You're younger than Bernie.
And so, uh, he's pretty much over.
You think so?
Yeah.
And I heard you say that you believe that he's not going to be on the debate in two weeks.
Yes.
And if he's okay.
If he is.
Yes.
If he comes back in two weeks, it was, it wasn't, it wasn't as serious as we all
thought. Right. Or it is as serious as we thought, but we need him to be in front. Yeah.
I mean, right. I just don't see it. You do you see it. The Jeffie. You lose so much energy.
Well, that was a thing. I do remember, I do remember working with you when you came back and you were
not in the mindset of like, okay, I've got to record again. You do not seem like, no, you don't have
no energy. You just wanted to sleep. Everything is just, ugh, just, ugh.
And you want to, at least I did.
No, you did.
I know you were telling me, you were like,
oh, I wish I got it, got it, got it, I got her.
So then I went back to use of drugs and everything's fine.
Anyway, the, no, no, it's just something else.
I don't think the doctor, okay, sorry.
I don't worry about that.
I'm not going to back down with fat.
Thank you.
So it takes a while.
I just, don't forget, I mentioned Jagger on the air.
Yeah, 70.
He's 70, well, he just turned 76, but he was 75 when he had the heart event.
He's the one that has a doctor on.
stage, right?
Yes, from Rolling Stones.
Now, he said at that time he was 75, and he worked out, and I mean, he was in great,
he was in good shape, every thing, and it took him a couple of months just to get through
that, right?
And Bernie, again, is 78, and Bernie's, while you're out on the road and you're on tour
and it's a lot of work, no question, no question, which is why I don't think he's going to do it.
But that isn't even, I mean, Bernie's not, Bernie's not,
Bernie's not working out with the trainer.
By the way, I'm taking notes because we have a show description for this show.
You're in a pretty nice club right there, buddy.
You're in a nice club.
McJagger, Bernie Sanders, Jeff Fisher.
We survived it, baby.
That's a pretty nice club right there.
And I know that I was told that on the way my wife reminded me of this the other day
because it's been 10 months now.
No cigarettes.
No drinking, no nothing like that.
eating healthy.
I'm a good boy.
Yeah.
Eating healthy.
One bars.
I see those one bars.
I know, but that's show.
Oh, that's for show.
Oh, that's sad.
Cogo hot dogs, what I'm saying.
Anyway, the,
and I lost about 30 pounds.
Yeah.
You know, since the first year,
I should have brought that up today too
because after the first year,
Glenn was on this big weight loss.
I got to lose weight too.
Yeah.
I wonder how that's going.
Yes, we did.
Then you guys make this thing together.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, it was a pack.
He lost right.
He's lost.
right anyway the of course he has I mean you can't even recognize him anymore he's so
thin yeah he is shut up he is said no he is not okay don't believe me watch his TV show
bro I you know what even better tomorrow night at 930 I think it is watch him look how
thin he is at 930 Eastern 830 Central look how thin he is yes that yes let's do that
And let us know how thin you think he is.
Let us know.
Hashtag CTF thin.
CTF thin.
That's the hashtag.
I want that trending tomorrow.
And we want to know when you look at Glenn live,
because it's a free event at 930,
let us know how his diet is coming along.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
So anyway, so Bernie's recovering and I said on the air too during the radio broadcast.
I know we're getting political.
When you forgot to mention your show
and grow your audience,
you said this, right?
Correct.
I mentioned that if I have Elizabeth Warren.
Oh, yeah.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, Bernie.
Mrs. Sanders?
Yes.
This is Elizabeth.
Oh.
I'd like to come in and see Bernie.
Oh, no.
I want us to make sure he's doing okay
and see how he's doing.
We're so happy he came through
with flying colors.
Gosh darn it.
just so happy. I just want to come in. I've got some flowers
and a card. But you're right, though.
You're there. You're there. If you're not there, you send in
the chief. And they've already got a pact. Right? They've already got their pact.
Yeah. So, Bernie.
Yeah, if you're not there, you send in the chief of, um, what's it called those people.
Yeah, the campaign director and everything. Yeah. Yeah. You're sending that,
that press person. You're not sending the intern. No, no, no, no, no. You send in a staff.
That's why I think it's a chief of staff. You send in the chief of staff. Yeah, but I think
Elizabeth shows. Maybe. I mean, yes, I'm with you on the Chief of Staffs showing up, but
I don't think in the hospital, Elizabeth shows. No.
To might get seen.
Mm-hmm.
Eh, that's possible. But she's always running. She called. She was the first one.
She's always running. She just run right past him. You don't even see her. You notice that?
Oh, man. By the way, she called. She was the first one to call. Yes. Yes. She was the first
one to call. Yes. She did make that phone call. Or there's, she's the first message on the cell phone
that they haven't listened to you. Yeah.
Yes.
She called.
Go ahead.
Play him.
Play him.
She called and texted.
Hey, Bernie.
This is Elizabeth.
I just want to check in and see if you're still there.
I heard everything came out.
Okay.
I just wanted to just check it in.
Tell the wife I said hi.
Yeah.
Yeah, she called.
She called and texted.
They're showing up.
Yeah, this probably right.
She only doing it the way that, you know,
the president leaves out the back door with a ball cap.
Yeah.
And who she sends will still come in and out the back way.
Yes.
Because the press will know who they are, but it's not her.
But it's not her.
And so that I thought that Glenn would introduce me.
Oh, yeah, we forgot what we're talking about this.
No, I didn't.
I almost stopped talking about it, too, because I was still mad.
So I thought he would introduce me like we're here with, you know, the host of chewing the fat, our heart attack expert, something like that.
Yeah.
But he didn't.
Okay.
I would get to it.
I'll get to it.
We'll get to it.
We got, you know, 15 minutes of conversation.
Yeah, I work it in.
And then I thought,
How did that work out?
Well, then I thought that the editors were wrapping it up
and we were playing around with, you know.
Because even gave you, I believe, I believe that after Glenn pressed a little button
to cue us to send us to commercial.
I didn't have headphones on.
So, I know what you're saying about.
And Glenn even brought it back and said a joke.
Yeah, we talked about I love you and I said.
I know.
I'm glad you survived.
No, no.
And he correct to himself.
He forgot, anyways.
Yeah, the Stu jumped in and said,
I believe that's another chance.
I know.
Another chance.
I'll get to it.
I'll get to it.
But then we were doing the we and the stew and the we're and don't say it that.
We got to change up how we say it.
And I wanted to say, well, I wanted to keep the thank you is about the same.
You know, oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Like he really meant it.
comment on the X-chair thing.
And he was joking around about that.
And then it just never happened.
And then as I left,
I looked at Stu and I, you know, I patted him on the shoulder
and I figured, well, Stu'll get it on the out.
And did he?
Still get it on the out for the break.
And did he?
Well, I didn't hear.
I'll tell you this.
I didn't hear.
I didn't hear because I was listening live.
So that's in the McDonough drive-through.
I was so angry at myself
that I walked back to my
little back corner closet
and I G-chated
Stu
Hey, in fact, hold on
just a second gosh, I don't know, I'll tell you exactly
what I G-chatted him
Word for word because I was so, I was like, gosh, darn it
I can't believe that I didn't even mention
chewing the fat and who's the person that commented?
I appreciate them paying attention.
Yeah, nacho feet.
Yeah, nache feet. Appreciate you freaking paying attention.
So, so
The morning next time, I'm calling to the Glenn Beck program
and remind us.
Thank you.
So I
I teach you as too
Of course I didn't mention the podcast
If you could
It'd be great thanks
And he's I'll get at the bottom
Which he did
He got it at the bottom of the hour
But
I mean the audience is gone then right
That's the commercial
Yeah
The audience is gone
The bottom of the hour
Commercial click
And they're already gone
Nobody's hanging out for that
So the more of the story
Just joking commercials that air there
Yeah that's true
The audience absolutely sticks around.
I'll edit that out. I'll edit that out. No one will hear that.
More of the story, Jeffrey.
The moral of the story is,
more of the story.
Do it yourself right out of the bat.
Right out of the bat.
India, a lot of time, even if Glenn doesn't mention it.
Right out of the bad. How you doing, Jeffrey?
Chewing the fat is the name of the show, Glenn.
The podcast part of the Blaze Podcast Network.
You know, the network that, you know, the Blaze,
that we started, that whole network, chewing the fat.
You know, the podcast that isn't on any,
isn't not any video anywhere behind the paywall anywhere.
But you always sell people to watch.
I mean, yeah, we are behind the paywall.
Yeah, absolutely we are, yeah.
In fact, no, never mind.
I'm not going to tell you that.
Well, why are you teasing?
I don't tell you that.
Anyway, so Bertie, I pretty much, I think he's done.
Two weeks of the debate, maybe he doesn't drop out until then.
Maybe he hangs on.
Maybe he hangs on, well, he's dropped all.
Yeah, for the next month, from why I remember listening to you guys.
I don't even know if it's a month.
I mean, they said for the, I think the foreseeable future, but I forget what line the campaign.
But I remember, I know Stewart was saying that the next month events are all canceled.
Okay.
So.
The only thing that is not really a.
And this is not really a camp.
The only thing that isn't campaign.
Like that related would be the debate, right?
And that's two weeks and good luck.
I mean, if you can make it great.
I think he makes it.
He better hold up.
Yeah, because you're right.
If he makes it, he has to look good.
He's got to look good.
Because if he makes it.
He's got to be right.
He's got to sound good.
Yeah.
He's got to have plenty of energy.
The same energy that he had.
Yes.
The last debate he has to have this one.
You'll put money on it.
20 bucks, he makes it.
A CTF bet.
20 bucks he makes it.
Well, gambling is illegal.
So I don't want to participate in anything illegal.
You're on.
So those of us living in the,
The Metroplex, the greater Metro DFW, the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex.
The earthquakes are back.
I mean, yesterday there was four earthquakes in, well, there's only actually one in the Metroplex,
and then there were three in the panhandle, which is, I mean, that's quite a ways away.
Texas, I don't know if you know this is pretty large state.
You can quote me on that.
It's a pretty large state.
and so when there's an earthquake in the panhandle
the only people that hear it are about the two people
that live out there in the panhandle that's about it
but there was an earthquake in Fort Worth
there's south of Fort Worth a little bit
but they're all you know
the one that was in Fort Worth
was
what was it
three two
now I've been in this room
with a
three.
And you feel it.
I mean, I mean, I thought somebody was running down the upstairs hallway.
The walls started to shake.
You know, things start moving.
How big is that person running?
I know.
Well, I was sitting.
I was sitting.
When I had to work in the room that you're in right now in the Blaze Radio Studio,
that was my original workspace here at the Blaze Studios.
Until I said, well, just build the radio studio here.
And then I realized that means I have to move to.
voice else.
And it's, I mean,
and you start feeling it's really,
so that's, I mean, you feel the three,
but you do realize how strong
the sevens and the eights would be.
I mean, the places that are having seven and eights, man,
you're getting damage done.
Because if you're out in,
if you're in the big stage 19 here at the Mercury Studios,
with a three,
those lights are moving back and forth,
those metal crates three stories up are moving one of those bad boys falls uh you are a metal crate
crate head man you a good day have a nice day man this uh you do not want one of those hitting you
can i quote you on that yes you can and then you have if if the lights fall anything like that
i mean you might survive a light maybe you're not surviving one of those greats man you are not
and I don't care.
I mean, the only way you survive that is if maybe it comes down and cuts your arm off.
Dude.
It comes down, slices, slices your arm off.
Why so graphic?
I feel like we need a graphic warning.
I'm just saying if it fell during an earthquake, you'd have damage, it's all.
And the others, there was a 3-8 in the panhandle.
Again, the two people living out there felt it.
And the others were 2-5.
It's a big deal.
right who cares three three to two who cares those are just small earthquakes so never
mind there you know what the earthquakes are back just ground tumbling around a little bit
it's not fracking yeah that's exactly what it is climate change is real yep mother nature
just came out and gave you the middle finger because you're fracking it dry I don't know how
fracking works but somehow if I say fracking caused earthquake according to
According to Cliff Frolic from the Bureau of Economic Geology.
And I'm a fan of the Bureau of Economic Geology.
You know, the B-E-G.
Don't dare make fun of them, I'm not.
I feel like you are.
Are you kidding?
You know, I love Begg.
I'm a fan of Beg.
And that's probably what they do to get their stupid money, the Bureau of Economic Geology.
But anyway, Cliff, who's a great.
guy.
He's a seismologist.
He believed that
a big earthquake in central Texas.
Highly unlikely.
Look, I don't think
you could have an earthquake bigger than a
4, 4, 5 in Central Texas.
I could be wrong.
He's like a seismologist
that's like weather guys.
That's all you know. You guys are
fine.
Maybe.
Sad.
Okay, so I finally got around to watching the Harvey Weinstein documentary.
And fascinating, as it was, about Harvey's life and what a kind of a dirt bag he was.
But he was also, you know, the man worked hard and created a huge enterprise, man.
Traveled the world.
He was, you know, even the one lady who talked about him.
you don't want to make an enemy of me
to her,
said that when you were with Harvey, man,
you were like living,
you were the top of the world,
which is why, I don't know,
everybody wanted to be with him.
But Ronan Farrow's
forthcoming book
comes out the 15th of this month,
15th of October 2019.
If you're listening live to this show,
it's October 2nd,
2019.
So, you know,
you have like 30th of,
13 days to wait for Ronan's book.
Those of you that are listening to the podcast,
another day just know it comes out on the 15th.
And this is how you know Chris Cruz isn't listening to the show.
I just want you to know this.
That's why I just want to let you in a little secret, okay?
Whenever I say if you're listening live to the podcast
and he doesn't comment,
it means he is not listening to the show.
Let's let you in on a little inside secret.
So anyway, Ronan Farrow.
you know he was the big he was the guy that you know
took down harvey winstein
and i realized that they took him down but he's not in jail man
i mean i guess he's you know house arrest he can't go anywhere
but you haven't you know company's gone business is gone
he's got no way to make money
but he's not in jail so anyway
apparently uh NBC is bracing
for this new book
because Ronan apparently has
new claims against Matt Lauer
when he was at NBC.
Wow.
I mean, you talk about a guy that's gone
from top of the world down to
wandering the streets aimlessly, man.
Mez Matt Lauer.
I saw there was a story about him,
not long ago, of him just wandering around
down the streets,
disenchanted, you know, the wife's left,
He's got no job.
He's probably only got a, I don't know, what,
10 or 20 million in the bank?
I don't know how you live on that.
He's probably only got one house left to live in.
You know, he's suffering.
He's suffering.
But for him, he is, right?
And to go from where he was at to where he's at now,
and now we're going to get more of what he did,
I mean, I'll be fascinated.
I'll be fascinated.
see what Ronan's book
has because the book is
Catch and Kill
Lies, spies,
and the conspiracy
to protect predators.
Okay.
Thanks Ronan.
Appreciate it.
Good luck. God bless.
But I'd be interested
to see what new stuff
comes out again because he's done now.
I mean, it's okay, so
unless it's 800 people
at NBC where
molested by Matt Lauer, you're pretty much like, oh, it's just another.
Just another one.
Yeah, she's just another one.
Or if he goes, maybe you get, uh, that was in particular.
He even went after the man.
Then now you're starting to, now you're starting to get something.
So was Matt.
Thank you.
Be here all week.
Uh, and we have, we're still, we've still got Jeffrey Epstein to worry about.
I mean, they got killed himself.
Can we move on?
Nope.
We got to go after the Royals.
Prince Andrew is still getting hammered.
Hammered.
For being a friend of Jeffrey Epstein.
I mean, it's fascinating.
And the royals are doing everything they can
to keep you diverted.
And you got Harry and Megan
and the kid wandering around Africa
pretending like they care.
You got the...
Stop.
They care.
Stop.
Whatever.
They care.
Okay, I got it.
They care.
Plus.
The queen made sure that they cared.
Plus, I'd like to say this.
It says a side note.
I realize that I am athletically overweight.
And I realize that, you know, I'm a ways away from perfect.
And as far as, you know, looks and figure go.
I mean, other ways.
Other ways.
I'll bite.
Closer to her.
Okay.
But, Megan, I know she just had a baby.
Don't be bad.
Don't be coming down to me.
I know she's a.
Leave her alone.
Just move on.
Nope.
Nope.
Not worth it.
We know that he listens to the program.
We know for a fact that Prince Harry listens to this program.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So what are you doing?
What are you doing?
You don't know what I was going to say.
you know, you're going to call her fat, and she needs to work on her figure.
How dare, Harry, Harry, that was not me, and Chris Cruz will be reprimanded from this show.
Let me just turn your mic off right now, for instance.
I mean, Harry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, go give Megan a kiss and give Archie a little hug,
and then call your brother and call him a bastard because the wife is pregnant again.
Kate's going to have another kid, so you're a little bit.
farther away from the ground than you thought.
Anyway, the, uh, uh,
I mean,
come on.
I got climate change and everything else.
So he, I mean, William is just,
Billy's like, Harry doesn't know what he's talking about
the whole climate change and having one kid.
I can have another one.
Nah, we're gonna have.
I'm pumping him out.
Well, he has to.
Grandma didn't.
So he has.
Yeah.
He has to fill the roles that uncle and aunties
have filled.
So.
Right.
Who do you do you do that? Do you give it to Harry to your nephews?
Or do you give it to your family?
You got to give it to the kids.
You got to give it to the family.
So what is the best way to fill those role?
Hey, I like you pregnant.
Let's put another one in there.
Plus, when you're pregnant, I get to go down the street
and have an affair with the neighbor girl, which I love.
It's a win-win, win-win situation.
And that's today's Royals update.
Okay, so I know she hasn't said it come out officially.
Because the rumors is being, the rumor's been going around for a while now.
Well, I mean, that's pretty sure now.
And royal experts are saying that, you know, which is what I said earlier,
four is the royal number because you have, you know, you have to replace.
You say that like we are not royal experts.
No, we are royal experts, but, you know, there's levels of royal experts.
This royal experts leave, actually live around the, uh, Bunkingham Palace.
So what you're saying is the Metroplex is not?
No, no, no.
In that window?
No, it is not.
If we go outside and say, hey, you know, you want to get your best royal updates to be like, oh, so who in London?
No, no, we mean here in the DFW.
You have royal experts.
So I realize it hasn't been official, but there's been reports that William went to see Grandma
unannounced.
Yeah.
Hello?
Hey, grandma, it's Billy.
Hi.
I just, I know I'm not.
Look at the camera.
Look at the camera.
I know I'm not.
I'm right here.
Right here.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at the camera.
Okay.
I know I wasn't announced that I'm not in your daily calendar.
No.
So I'd like to get in and see you because I got a little news for you.
No, no, no.
Just talk on the door.
Just talk to you, grandma.
Yeah, I can hear you.
Just talk.
Well, I think we got Katie pregnant again.
No.
And we're going to have number four.
I just want to let you know before the world knows.
No, no.
We're not going to say anything until, you know, she starts to show, which hopefully will be soon.
And, uh.
How's your friend doing?
She's going to be a lot better in a few weeks.
I'll tell you that.
Thanks, Grandma.
Oh, well, one more thing, Grandma.
Is there any way that we could kill off dad sooner than waiting for them?
Can we poison them?
No.
Because I want to be king, okay?
And I know you're going to step down soon and give it to dad.
No, no, I can.
I can.
No, no.
I got that here.
And are you going to tell me that, please, we're going to put you on blood transfusions
and you're going to live for a long time?
Yes, yes.
I mean, me love you long time.
Yes.
Yeah.
Whoa, I'm sorry, Grandma.
What?
No, I, hey, I'm going to go now, okay?
Talk to you.
Love you.
Talk you later.
Speaking of royalty,
let's go to American royalty,
daughter of the king, Elvis Presley.
Lisa Marie.
She's been struggling big time,
and she's struggled off and on
for a number of years anyway.
She's going to marry Elvis?
Jesus.
Did not marry her father or no.
No, I'm sorry, I'm not Michael.
She's the one that married to Michael.
Sorry.
This is the one married to Michael?
Yes, she married Michael at one time.
And then I actually stayed in a house that she lived in for a while just to throw a side note.
Are you flexing?
Yeah, I flexed a little bit.
Wait, wait, wait.
She was married to Nicholas Cage.
Okay.
And they bought, they bought, Nicholas bought her the house in San Francisco.
I remember this conversation.
And, you know, I stayed in her house.
Yes, she did.
I believe I stayed in her bedroom upstairs.
Well, it's creepy, but okay.
She had the big fish tank and everything.
I thought the National Treasure was in the fish tank.
Did you find it?
No.
Do you check every nook of that?
In the room.
I didn't check.
Oh, you didn't.
See?
There it is.
I know.
Anyway, she's had a big problem.
She's had a big fight with her business manager
because she claims her business manager has squandered the $100 million
dollar Elvis Presley fortune that she had.
I think this is what happens.
Okay, now she's been going back and forth to court,
and they think that they've got a pretty good case,
and she's been battling.
She just won a little step in the case,
saying that they wanted access to her bank accounts,
and she's saying like, no, you can have access to the bank accounts
while you were the manager and what's, this is all the money,
and, you know, that's going back and forth,
but she's still got no money from the guy so far,
and he probably squandered that too.
I mean, that's why he was stealing it from her
because he was burning through it.
So squander meaning that he took the money and like without their permission?
Is that much for me?
Yes.
And just,
just gone.
So pretty soon Lisa Marie will be working at Graceland in Nashville, greeting guests because she'll go to.
Wait, she's not doing that.
What is she doing with her life?
Thank you.
If I'm not shaking Elvis Presley's daughter,
aka Michael Jackson's wife,
aka a.
Nicholas Cage wife.
ex-wife.
Why I'm not shaking her hand every time I come in.
I know.
And that's a great point.
I've said that all along, too.
I was like, Lisa.
What are you doing with your life?
Seriously, what are you doing with your life?
What is she doing with her life?
Nothing.
So, might as well go over there, get what?
10,000?
At one point, she was trying to have some kind of singing career.
Then she's had some sort of...
Honey, that was your father.
Then she had some kind of drug addiction problems.
Honey, that was your ex-husband and father.
Oh, really?
Ex-husband and father.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
So he didn't know what?
Never mind, because he's going to turn to another pop culture class.
I'm good, I'm good.
Like, I knew ex-husband was a druggie problem,
and Nicol's case still has a problem.
But I didn't know that.
The king?
The king?
I didn't know that.
I thought it was pure and good.
Oof, no, baby.
Other than dying in the pooper,
that's the only sin that I saw his, you know,
and getting fat.
That's about it.
I don't like the way you,
the way you're
portraying him, to be honest.
You portray him even worse.
I don't like the way you portray him, though.
All I said it was like, I look.
You're pissed me off now.
Talk about the king.
Every time, Pat Gray's another one.
Pisses me off.
Every time I talk about the king.
Nader sandwich.
Shut up.
I don't like the way he treats him.
He's talking about the king.
So, anyway, but my point was
is that she needs to go back to mom
and say.
Yeah, Priscilla.
Oh gosh.
Priscilla's the one that saved the fortune.
She's the one that opened up Graceland and got everything going again to make all the money.
Then why Lisa, not shaking hands.
Thank you.
She should be at Graceland every freaking day with the gates open.
Welcome to Graceland.
She could make her singing career there.
Well, let me show you, let me tell you about my dad.
And then if she gets depressed, take a pill.
Get over it.
But you should be there.
Seriously.
It's agonizing this.
Take a pill, really?
Yes.
You pill pushing now?
I don't think that's legal.
Don't make people to do.
Yeah, but you're pushing them too.
Al.
If you're at Graceland, you want to be like Dad,
pop a couple.
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chewing the fat yeah
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when you hear commercials
that's a good thing
when you don't
Is that the technical term?
Yes, it is.
You don't hear a conversion.
Okay, okay.
Because, you know, you're happy.
You're happy, but.
It could be.
Eh.
I mean, you're happy, but how are they paying the bills?
True.
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This show is like burning through the money.
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We get started on more Elvis Presley talk, the king of rock and roll.
My main man, I love him.
I like what you told me.
I didn't know that.
So one of the little factoids, and I should have looked it up during the break,
but I'll see exactly how many times he played.
But for his career, the king of rock and roll,
in fact, look it up real quick.
Well, I'm telling you, the king of rock and roll only performed outside of the United States,
I think two times in his career, maybe three.
But it certainly wasn't more than three.
that he performed, the king of rock and roll performed outside of the United States.
Think of that.
The king of rock and roll, man.
I love it.
I'm the king.
And it's America.
I mean, that guy is a global phenomenon, Elvis.
I don't go outside of the U.S.
I mean, he went to Germany and the army, right?
When he went into the army, but he didn't perform.
That's where he met Silla.
And, you know, they got hooked up with Brazil in the army over in Germany.
But he's a veteran.
That's the king, man.
You got through, how many times?
So, here we go.
He did in 1957 in Canada.
Elvis never performed outside of the U.S.
Other than Canada.
Yeah, well, how many times in Canada?
I mean...
It said a couple times.
It said a couple of shows in Canada.
That's it.
And that's it.
go off continent.
Yeah, he did.
He went to Europe, Japan.
Oh, sorry.
But he went to Europe, Japan, and Australia, but never performing.
Not performing.
But he visited Canada and performed twice.
Okay, so only twice.
Yeah.
I mean, think of that.
I mean, in today's world, you've got to be global.
You're a global brand.
And Elvis says, no, that's one of my favorite lines in the one Elvis Presley movie.
And I have to remember, I don't know which one because I've seen them all.
there is one line where he's revamping himself
and trying to become...
This is when he went into the Liberace phase
with the big suits and the capes
and the diamonds and everything.
And his wife said,
why don't you...
They were sitting there talking to the movie
and he said, why don't you do this?
It's really big for this entertainer.
And he's like,
I've been copy of me for years.
I'm not copying them.
It's interesting because I got more information.
Three venues in the outside of the United States.
All three of them in Canada.
Yeah, okay.
So it was three times.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
And the rumor has to say if he would have played overseas...
Bigger than ever.
It would have been a million dollar bid for the Australian tour.
Yeah, bigger than ever.
And a million dollars in 1974?
I mean, he was already a global brand.
I mean, he was Elvis.
but performing, oh my gosh.
I mean, you already see what kind of global brand he is in today's world.
The guy's been dead for years, or presumably dead for years,
and we still have Elvis impersonators all over the world.
Yeah, especially go to Vegas.
Isn't there like a con?
Yeah, of course there is.
There's an Elvis con, man.
Yeah.
So why Lisa Murray, back to Lisa Marie for just a second.
Why she not shaking hands?
Listen, baby.
I love you.
okay
but you need to take care yourself now
you're getting a little
you're getting a little
you're getting a little and it's time to
it's time to come home
come home to Graceland
and
you won't have to
don't you're not going to work on the garden
you don't have to dust or anything
tickets no you don't have to sell tickets
but every day
you open the gates
welcome
to Graceland
I'm Lisa.
I'm Lisa Marie.
Enjoy finding out about my father.
And if you want to tap dance or sing a little tune, go ahead.
What is?
Is it the gemstones?
Is it a tap dance?
Are you watching the TV show?
Sing a little tune?
Are you watching the TV show?
I've watched, I've not, I've watched a few episodes.
The righteous gemstone, because she taps dancing and she's, you know.
I know.
I've watched a couple of those shows.
It's not as funny as you make it out to be.
It is funny.
It is funny.
I mentioned the new TV falls TV shows, too.
I forgot a couple.
I forgot a couple.
I was watching it.
I forgot.
Bluff City.
Which is good.
With Jimmy Smith.
He's good.
I like Jimmy.
And it's another,
you know,
I'm kind of a fan of the law shows.
Yeah,
I love anything.
So I'll see.
I've watched the first two episodes now and it's,
it's okay.
The first one was a Monsetto.
I mean,
it was about a,
not Monsetto.
The,
the law.
Yeah.
It was not Monsetto,
no.
No.
But it was just like,
no,
but it was just like,
that.
Oh,
Are they still following that?
I thought a case was close.
We'll talk about it later.
Hi God, man.
Anyway, and then I watched Prodigal Son.
That wasn't bad.
You watched episode 2?
No.
Okay.
No, I don't think 2 was out yet.
Yeah, it is.
I watched it last night.
All right.
It was okay.
I really want to like it
because I love those kind of shows.
Well, like we talked about it is Hannibal.
It's Hannibal without...
Criminal Minds.
I know, I know
I really want to like it
I know, I know
It's just
There wasn't a strong
Enough
Twist for me
There's a twist on episode two
Pretty basic
There's a really basic line
I'm telling you
There's a really good twist on this
And I watched episode two
Of our
Stranger Things
Cable Edition
I'm
They're losing me
Oh yeah
I haven't seen that movie
They're losing me
I knew it
They are losing me
I need you to pick up the pace.
All right, so we'll talk about next week.
We'll go through the new shows again
and see which ones are going to be dropped off
the old DVR list.
I'll tell you that.
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But I want to get in Donald Trump,
the president of the United States,
and don't play the little political music.
because I just want to talk about his tweet a little bit
because you're going to be seeing the word
bullshit all over the place.
Do not, do not beep that out.
Trump's tweet,
I do nothing Democrats,
the do nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our country,
not wasting everyone's time and energy on BS.
He used the full word that I just used earlier,
which is what they have been doing
ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016.
223 to 306, get a better candidate this time, you'll need it.
You know what this stems from?
This stems from Hillary Clinton this past weekend,
calling him an illegitimate president.
That pissed him off.
That made him bad because, I mean, he doesn't,
I don't think he gives much thought to Hillary Clinton,
but seeing those news clips of her calling him an illegitimate president,
oh my gosh, you know that really ticked him off, man.
I mean, he set rats loose in the White House.
There's mice running around the White House now,
falling through the ceiling everywhere on the press corps, on the fake news.
Funny, that's where the rats fell.
On top of the reporters, huh, just a coincidence, I'm sure.
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Do not look it up.
I'm going to start this segment.
Do not look it up.
Do you see what happened to you?
Placito Domingo?
What?
Did you just see what happened?
Is he in trouble again?
Because remember we found out that he was, you know, he was big opera.
Yeah.
Big opera.
The one girl, we found out,
originally I thought that he just, you know, the horror of him.
Hello?
Who want to go out on a date with me?
No, no, no.
But I'm Placito Domingo.
Okay.
And then it was
Hello
Hey, want to go out on a date with me?
No, no, no, no.
But I'm Placito da bingo.
No, no, no, no.
Okay.
How could she live?
How could she live with that?
But apparently it was a little worse than that
where you, you know, apparently would come into the room and...
Don't touch me.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, start getting into the space.
Breaking news, Jeff.
I don't know that there was ever a report of him actually attacking anyone yet.
All right?
So we have breaking.
Breaking news.
My main man.
Big opera.
Breaking from the AP.
Oprah.
Wait, he's going to retire.
He's going to quit.
He can't deal with it anymore.
Okay.
Oprah, Oprah star.
Opera.
Opera star.
Is that Oprah?
All right?
Placito.
Domingo.
resigns as general director of L.A. opera
following sexual harassment allegations.
It is worse than what they're saying.
So he just resign from the L.A.
I mean, the guy has traveled the world.
He's like the, I mean, he is big opera.
You think of opera, you think of Placito Domingo.
And the other guys that you think of are all dead, except for him.
Now, I know there's a lot of females that are these great opera singers.
And one other great opera singer just passed away.
another lady just passed away that was this, you know, world-renowned opera singer that, you know, opera people knew.
If you were part of, if you were inside opera.
But it'll be messing with Big Opera, man.
He's out.
If he resigned.
He's out.
Maybe it's, okay.
First of all, I want to be clear, I don't give a flying crap about Placito to be okay.
But maybe, giving him the benefit of the doubt, maybe he doesn't want to hurt Big Opera.
and they go to them and they say,
look, hey, placebo, babe.
Plah.
Well, you know,
when you're, you know,
it's the official meeting,
it's placebo.
Oh, okay, okay, now plah.
It was just, it was just,
it was just him and me,
plah, plah, bra, bra.
But in an official meeting,
pleseed, babe.
You know, you're getting bad press here.
Look, we know you didn't do anything bad,
but this press is,
the vultures are circling you got to you can't you can't be part of this anymore so if you do a couple of
we'll let you do a couple of shows a year oh okay okay okay okay let you do a couple of big shows
here and there you know around the world but you can't be you can't be the general director
you can't do it that's got to go so is the met gonna start erasing the videos from their that
right is it met that's where i found out more information about him once you use you
YouTube, the man has the entire...
He's the entire...
He's the guy!
It has the entire collection of his life.
He's the man!
Do you start deleting that?
Maybe you do.
If something bad comes out, they absolutely will.
To Harvey.
You can't find anything with Harvey's time on it.
Except documentaries,
talking about how bad he was.
That's about it.
So two years from now,
look for the placebo,
Domingo,
documentary,
he touched me here.
Yeah.
Big opera.
Taking down.
Oh, man, that's too bad.
By the way, it was all allegations, even on the tweet.
That's what I'm talking about.
Even on the tweet, it says it was breaking, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Placido Domingo is out following sexual harassment allegations.
Right.
So that's what I'm saying that it may not be as bad as what we're perceiving.
They're just saying, dude.
And today's world, you have to quit.
Look at Matt Lauer.
And we just talked about Matt Lauer.
You can't.
You can't.
Unless you're Kevin Space, you say you're gay.
Which he thought would work and didn't.
It worked.
It worked for a little bit because the kid now is dead.
Not really.
He's got nothing though.
He was in charge of that school in London.
He's done with that.
He killed him on Netflix.
He's gone, he's got nothing.
He parted ways from the foundation.
I remember that.
He's got nothing, man.
He parted away.
I mean, there's another guy that's, you know,
living, got one house left.
Oh, so sad.
and he's got he's only got a hundred million in the bank account left.
Jeffie, how many millions do you live?
I know.
How many millions are you?
Well, he needs more than that because he's used to a pretty good lifestyle.
Now, you and I might be okay.
Kevin, no, he's struggling.
I mean, he's probably, okay, Kevin's maybe got two houses, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe he got two because it gets tired of living here
and then he has to go to the island and get some son.
But, I mean, he's done, right?
He's not where nobody's wanting him, but he can't work.
We'll take him here.
I would absolutely love to talk to Kevin Spacey.
By the way, I don't know.
Kevin Spacey, I love you.
You are welcome here on chewing the fat.
Mm-hmm.
Any time.
I want to go down the list of accused.
And let's say, Jeffrey, our CEO comes down and says,
hey, you could have anybody you want, here's the list.
Well, amazingly, we can.
So go ahead.
Okay.
Harvey Weinstein.
Yes.
Kevin Spacey.
Yes.
Matt Lowry.
Yes.
Placito Domingo.
Yes.
Really?
I thought I want them all here at the same damn time.
Michael Jackson.
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
Yes.
Kevin Hartz.
Yes.
No way you're going to say yes to the other black guy.
What's his name?
I'm Deschapal.
Yes.
Oh my gosh.
You says this pig.
I see that's why I say yes to all of them.
I want to talk to them all.
100%.
They have to be part of your show from now on Jeff Fisher,
all these people.
100%.
I got no problem with that.
Luis CK has to do his nasty thing right there in front of you.
All right.
Whatever.
Placillo Domingo has to
bug you down with like, hey, you want to date with me.
Plah.
Not right now, bro.
Let's go over in the corner to sing a song.
Roger L.
Go to the corner to sing a song.
Roger L.
I mean, do I want to talk to him?
Yeah.
But he has to be.
team.
Really?
Roger L.
sister.
Yeah.
Because,
and this is only a big
because I have a little,
like I never met him.
I was never in his office,
but I do have a little
inside knowledge of some things
during the Fox days.
So, yeah.
Oh,
Brad Cabinor.
He's the Supreme Court.
That's this is wrong with.
him? Yeah, but he touched
Chris, uh, Blacey Ford.
Hey, no, he didn't, but go ahead.
He shoved his winker on
someone else when he was drunk. Oh yeah, that was the other
party, though. That wasn't, Kevin. That wasn't what's her
face forward. That was the other girl
that couldn't remember and said no.
But, you know, that it happened.
Uh, James Rosen.
Oh.
See.
That's what the big names.
James Franco.
He was still working. He didn't lose anything.
He was accused.
He was accused.
Plus he's got some movie that's a dunce now, too, in the theater.
Oh, yeah, it was.
Morgan Spurlock.
Oh, yeah.
What did he do, though?
Morgan Spurlock was in December 13.
He had a history of sexual misconduct back in the college days.
Yeah, I don't care about you.
That's a big deal.
You know who else, though?
I just had his name on the two of my tongue,
gosh darn it.
And he probably want to be on the two of my tongue.
Gosh darn it.
There's the other Hollywood guy that.
Bill Cosby?
Come on here, Bill.
Bill.
Come on here, Bill.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I'd make sure that we put the duct tape picture of him back up,
even though he's blind and couldn't see it.
Yeah.
But we have a, there's a duct tape picture of Bill Cosby
in this building somewhere,
but it's all hidden away now because everybody.
What about James Levine?
He's another orchestra.
from music director.
Those accused.
But he didn't get ruined from it, right?
He was, these people.
Charlie Rose.
Oh, yeah.
He has nine.
Nine accusers.
Yeah, Charlie would just walk around the house naked.
You'd have to go to his house to work and he just walked around naked.
That wasn't even asking.
It was just like the one girl said, yeah, that's just Charlie.
I mean, that's how you get used to it, though, right?
I mean, there's the lady.
That's his producer.
Remember that?
paying job, but doing it forever.
Maybe one time Charlie did something to her.
Maybe once, okay?
You know, me-toed her, all right?
But after that, now are you complicit after that, though?
You absolutely are complicit after that, right?
Because you now are damaged good.
You would experience it.
Right.
And you know that that's what's happening with the other females.
But you show up and he's naked and you're just like, oh, whatever.
Do you put a clothes on.
Put some pants.
on.
That robot got you,
put it on.
What about Jeffrey Tambor?
The guy.
He didn't do anything bad.
They said he was just,
it was something on set,
right?
Yeah, it was on set.
Stop it.
Yeah.
Al Franken, come on.
He was always kind of a douchy guy, though.
But he's a comedian.
Maybe the show
he's more comedian.
Matt Zimmerman from NBC.
The vice president of NBC.
Did he?
Yeah, he got more than one accuser.
Uh.
Yeah, CBS guy too.
Roy Moore.
Oh, you gotta have a judge, right?
He didn't do anything wrong either.
He's not a date.
Are you sure? Yes.
We're like a 16-year-old.
It would.
Stop.
Okay.
I know this one you're going to say no to.
Steven Seagull.
Would you want that sexist pig,
Stephen Seagal,
on your show as part of your team?
This would be...
I would want him on my show for my mother-in-law
Oh, okay
She loved him
My grandpa loves it
Yeah
My mother-in-law loved
Oh yeah they grew up watching him
Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
So, yeah, I would, yeah, I would do that for her
Ed Westwick, I mean Westwick
Remember, he has two accusers
And by the way, there'd be my second mother-in-law
That I would do that for, the first mother-in-law didn't know
Anyway, go ahead
Ed, you want to Ed in your team?
Who?
Ed Westwick
I love Ed Westwick.
Really?
Wow, that's how they're upsetting because I would definitely want him on my...
Really?
I don't even know who he is.
Dustin Hoffman.
Remember him?
He has six accusers?
Oh, stop.
Well, he's kind of a douchy guy anyway, but the one accuser was ridden.
Go for it.
Ridiculous.
It was red.
And he apologized for it.
That's why he's kind of a douche.
But he's Dustin Hoffman.
Yeah.
What about Jeremy Piven?
He's a little too flambore for my taste.
You don't want to know who that guy is.
Oh, Kevin Spacey.
We talked about him.
Kevin, Kevin could be here anytime.
I love Kevin Spacey.
I love him.
I know this one.
You're going to say no, too.
George H. W. Bush.
Do you want the magician joke-telling guy in your team?
I mean, it's so difficult to get away from the old man in a wheelchair, you know.
But apparently now there were reports that that was going on before he was in a wheelchair, too.
So, is that a bad thing?
Really?
I know this one for sure.
He just pitches your ass and makes a joke.
Tells you something about cup of field.
Come on.
Is that, have you been me-toed over that?
Oliver Stone.
Because I've had, then I've been me-tuned by what's his face?
Wait, what?
The guy that was here, the one actor that was here, we were taking pictures and he did it to everybody.
We were taking pictures and, you know, you put your arm around him, and he puts his arm around,
he gives you the little tickle on the side.
before the picture, right?
I was M-Tude.
So I don't even, you know what?
In fact, I walked away in screaming.
You did?
Yeah, I did.
Oh, no.
I didn't live in the building anymore.
Yeah.
Oliver Stone.
He is such a douche.
Mm-hmm.
I know that when you say no, too.
Ben Affleck.
Remember Ben Affleck had the videos.
I like TV videos.
I like some of Ben's work.
Very little of it.
Not the Batman work, though.
No, no.
No, no, no.
Like one movie.
Dude.
The main one, R. Kelly.
in your team.
Yes or no?
Come on, man.
Really?
Art Kelly?
In your team?
Right now.
Art Kelly.
On the air.
No, what a bad guy
making videos
with those young girls
and calling them slaves.
That's ridiculous.
Off the air.
I'll edit it out.
Yeah, turn the mic off.
Yeah,
and bring them in.
Oh, really?
Oh, I got to talk to him.
Yeah.
I want to see how he gets the girls.
It's just joking.
Holy crap, just joking.
Roman Polanski.
Oh, yeah.
He's a bad guy, too.
He's another holiday.
would do.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Do you want him in your team?
Well, I mean, he's our
Kellied, right? You've got to say no to him.
On the air.
Off the air?
Come on here, Jeff, sit down.
Can I catch a flight with you?
By the way, I don't know.
We're not going to stop. I'm already in trouble.
This list is super long.
I was going through the NBC list of
accused people.
That's a long list.
Some names have new day,
they were just going to go above
you like you know it but that's a long list yes it is that's what makes me think that like a lot of
them are what happened to me whoa what happened to you that was me too and i just told you the story
you were not me too jacquette you take a picture and then you get the little tickle on the side
no that was that's not me too baby i'm going to tell you right now that's me too because
yeah i know exactly what he meant by doing that what do he mean you know exactly what he wanted
no no you know what please you know exactly what he meant i certainly knew he meant i certainly knew
exactly what he wanted after that. I'll tell you that.
Make no mistake, my friend.
I do.
