Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 214 | Who's Worse Alec Baldwin or Robert Di Nero?

Episode Date: October 3, 2019

Amber Guyger gets 10yrs in jail and the hug heard around the world. Who's worse Alec Baldwin or Robert Di Nero? Ireland Baldwin gives Alec a couple of comedy jabs during the Alec Roast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to the broadcast. For those of you that didn't hear the news, Amber Geiger got 10 years for her, well, she was convicted of murder. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty! It's not fun. We're not having fun with Amber Geiger's case. I am. Well, no, we are not.

So I was surprised that she only got 10 years. I know we said, at least I said, that it was going to be 20 to 40. And Chris called it, but it got lucky because he didn't count. He didn't know the brother was going to save her. The brother was amazing. I don't know that I could be that forgiving. I don't know that I could. I mean, I love them for it.

I want to believe I could. I want to believe that my children could. I don't know that that to be true. He was amazing. Botham's brother, who said he wanted Amber to give her life to Christ. And then what was overwhelming and so powerful is when he asked if he could hug her. And we got the double think from the judge and the courtroom. And then it was allowed.

And they hugged each other for a long time. She whispered something into his ear. I'm sure we'll never know what that is. We don't need to know. And then you could see the judge in the background wiping tears from her face. And then the judge hugged. I mean, I like that. I don't know how protocolish that is.

and I don't know that that should be done. But, but he was amazing. And I wasn't going to ever say this in front of my family or anyone, but. The strength that it takes for this right here, man. I don't even want you to go to jail. I want the best for you. Because I know that's exactly what, that's exactly what. both of them would want you to do. And the best would be give your life to Christ. I'm not going to say

anything else. I think giving your life to Christ would be the best thing that both them would want you to do. Again, I love you as a person and I don't wish anything bad on you. I don't know if this is possible, but can I give her a hug, please? And you expect the Please. Yes. Yes, go ahead. She checked with everyone, the bailiff, everybody, they're like kind of, everybody's on edge. Because we've seen a lot of bad things happen in courtrooms, man.

But this was the farthest thing from anything bad. I'll tell you that. It was absolutely amazing. And they embrace and whisper. I mean, everyone is in tears. I don't know how you watch this originally. And those of you that are

watching on Blaze TV and watching Chewing the Fat Live, you get the idea. And if you missed it, you can go to my Twitter feed at Jeffrey JFR and see the video. If you watch it the first time and didn't start welling up or getting goosebumps,

you're dead inside. We also have breaking news today for the 2017 Las Vegas mass shooting case. Here we go. I know. We were done with that. Were we? No, they told us that were done with that. Oh yeah, the case is done.

I mean, they're closed everything. But now the settlement has been reached. Between $735 and $800 million and would resolve substantially all the lawsuits related to the shooting. That seems like

it's a little low to me. How much? 800 million. It's still a lot of money. I mean, it's a huge amount of money, but it seems a little low. I mean, you had 58 people dead. 700, almost 700 people wounded. I mean, it just, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't have a price. I couldn't tell you. It just, you know, 800 million just feels too short for you. Because we talked about settlements last week. Oh, yeah, with the equinex. And it just, I feel like the lawyers said, yeah, $100 million, that's good. We're walking away with $400 million.

So who is paying this settlement? This is the city, the casino. MGM resorts. So the casino. Yeah. And they were suing them because the guy was staying in their building. Yeah, they didn't, you know, they didn't have correct security and weren't watching. I don't know the exact wording of the, of the class action.

Yeah, yeah. that they're just trying to hold someone accountable and it's going to be MGM because he stayed there. So that number's perfect because I would have given half of that. Really? Absolutely. You cannot blame my company for that.

I'm so sorry. You could go for the state of the person and try to run him dry but a company... Well, he's already dry. True. One person went to jail for the thing, right? I mean, that's it. That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know, maybe to the city. For...

The same reason you see. suing the MGM. Absolutely the same reason. Because this is a stupid reason why you sue the MGM. And maybe you sue the parking garage. The concert promoter for not providing safety enough at the concert. And then you go after the gun provider, which, you know, that probably did. Then you go after the parking garage.

And in the car that the guy drove there, you go to. And then the sidewalk, that's how you get the city. And then the luggage that he used. And I'm not defending the guy. You know, I'm not defending the guy. But the luggage that he used and the rollies thing that he went through the back door also sue them too. And the bullets sue those bullets. I mean, I would definitely sue the roly thing people.

Yeah, the rolling thing people. Yeah. The rolling thing, man. That's, that's something. This big roly thing. This big roly thing. Yes. Yeah. That is a big rolling game, man.

Well, good for them. If they settled or they're going to court, but that's a good number. If it's for NGM and it is, you know, we don't know what it was, you couldn't remember. But if it's for the grounds that I think it is, which is all they were responsible because he stayed there, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Yeah, that's plenty for you. All right, we're going to find out what the lawsuit said. Yeah, they were talking. It's, uh, they talked about, uh, suing them for lack security and allowing the gunman to use the hotel as a purge to murder innocent victims or innocent civilians. That's plenty.

And they, and they got in really bad press when they sued the victims back, but they were really suing the case. Yeah, which is normal. They were saying, They were saying, yeah, there's no precedent for that. And the attorneys were like, yeah, there is.

There's president. And by the way, the FBI didn't, if you were, they say that their security was protected by the government. It was already, you know, stamped by the government. But it wasn't tagged in an act of terrorism. No, it was it? So, I mean, 800 million sounds. Sounds about right.

It does sound about right. I'm told you. I know we don't like to bong people with facts. I know. But this facts are important here. Yeah. Because you're trying to hold the MGM responsible for something that they could not foresee happening.

Well, they should have. Gosh darn it. And that is a problem right there. You Americans just want to sue and sue and sue and sue. No, you know what? I want someone to keep me safe that I'm expecting them to keep me safe. I expect that because I'm across the street at a concert. Open air.

Yeah. And I expect MGM to know if one. of their guests, 8,000 guests has been sneaking in weapons for two weeks. I mean, it's horror. There's another case. Yes. So, I mean, is 800 million going to solve anything? Absolutely.

No. Oh, no. Sorry, no. It's not going to solve a thing. Absolutely, it's going to solve everything. Will it? I mean, no, I'm sorry, sorry. I just get confused with words.

Okay. Because it's going to solve it. It sounded like you. You thought it would help. Oh, absolutely. It would not help. But it won't. Right.

Yeah. Right. It's going to help. No, it won't. Case solve. Case closed. All right. More on crime.

Not more on crime, but more on crime. But more on crime. It's like more on trivia. It really, it is. Yeah. It's not, well, eh. Because it is more on trivia. That's more on trivia.

No, it is not. That is for the PC crowd. No. Yeah, it's more on trivia for the PC crowd. It's more on trivia. It's never been moron. It's the name of the game. Yes, that's the name of the game.

But this is more on crime. On crime. Right. And this is updating cases, really. Yeah, we're just updating cases. We updated cases. We got to the Amber Geiger case. Which, you know.

We got to the Vegas case. Which you know. And now we've got Robert De Niro. Oh. Now we've talked about, we haven't talked about it, but I've had it in my fat pile for a while about De Niro suing his girl, it worked for him because she

stole time and watched movies. She was watching Netflix Friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was watching Friends. So is he going to sue Friends or Netflix? Yes, he's suing trends and MGM, what the hell? Now, she's suing him back because for, you know, I don't know what she's doing him for, for being a prick and I hope she wins.

Well, all you have to do is present, I don't know. Your Honor, I would like to present Exhibit A, him on CNN. Robert, stand up. Robert, stand up for the judge, would you? Robert, judge. Judge, Robert. Guilty, guilty, guilty. Thank you.

This is the case where we can play with that. Absolutely. Robert, I really enjoyed your work, but... Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. You all were about $10 million. Goodbye. Have a nice day. And by the way, as long as we're here,

let's talk a little bit about what you need to be paying your ex-wife too. Right. Because she needs some cash too. And you could go outside and put a newspaper over your face and try to hide from the crowd. I thought he was over it, Jeffrey. I thought he was over it. We saw him.

What am I hearing? Oh. Don't worry about it. There's just a show going on. You're talking to your cell phone in the hallway. Don't worry about it. It's okay. No problem.

You okay? Don't worry about it. So, no, seriously. Don't worry about it. It's fine. Hello? Now we're closed. So he was on Alec Baldwin show.

Remember the Alec Baldwin show? The riveting Alec Baldwin show. NBC night show. Four episodes? Really? Was it five? I think he was lucky to get five. Oh, absolutely.

I think it was just like a test pilot. It was a test pilot. You know when they do a test pilot for a show? It's usually one episode. Because it's Alec. Alex. We're like, we'll do a test pilot. We'll give you five and we'll see what happens.

I can only do five. I don't think he said I could do five. The executive said, we'll give you five pilot shows. Bring your five friends that will... Let's see what you got. That will bring you the viewing and we'll talk for a season one. This is not even season one. This is season zero. And the plug was pulled.

Oh, yeah. But he had De Niro on and they were sitting across with each other. Robert De Niro said in that. interview, you know, I got to say I'm over. He's over. He's old and he's focusing on family and production company. And then they went on to talk about the eliteness of both

of them. That's disgusting. It was I remember watching it with you. We have to find that. We mean you watched it together. And we literally had to watch like ourselves like 10 times because it was the disgust of like, do you remember when we had to pick up our own garbage? What?

The wise he talked about, he talked about the the Italian people being like mob You know how they are. I mean, it's just the absolute agonizing. And that's exactly how they are. I mean, that's not acting for TV. That's two of the elite pricks. I was going to say, you already said it once.

That's the word that they deserve. But he said he was over. I know, right? He was over it. And obviously he's not because he said F Trump a thousand times since then. You know, that was a lie. No, he said the Tony's, right? I will say it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Just one time. He was over and he went to CNN and said it again. So now the girl who's presumed stole his time and energy and money and not being the good do girl that she's supposed to be is suing him back. Now, he left, like Alec Baldwin. Hello, why they're friends. Like Alec Baldwin, who leaves fine voicemails.

And by the way. I know. I'm trying to find it. If you have not heard his daughter, Roe's. him on that damn comedy central thing, roast thing that they tried to do and make funny, which isn't. But she was amazing ripping him. And I don't care if it's not true, I want it to be.

I don't care if she didn't write it. I want her to be the one that wrote it. She was tremendous ripping him. Oh, since we're talking about the prick of Alec Baldwin, do you know he did not attend the niece's wedding with Justin Bieber? Wow. Was he invited? Yeah, he was invited.

Oh. And our source says that he did not attend the Haley Baldwin wedding. Yeah, he's got a lot going on. Does he, though? Yeah, he's got a lot going on. Man, he's so busy trying to get another five-episode deal from NBC. And he's got to do Trump on SNL. That's what it was.

That's what it was. He was getting paid to do Trump on SNL. He couldn't go down for the wedding. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was. I'm working. I'm busy.

I can't. Sorry. Oh, look at the time. Oh, yeah. man. Hey, congratulations. I'll send you, here's a, here's a crystal vass. A what? A crystal vass. Okay. Yeah, no, most people call it

bases, but Mr. Elite, Vass. You know, that's the proper way to pronounce it. It's a crystal vass. Oh, okay, thanks, Uncle Alec. You douche. So anyway, De Niro, De Niro leaves a voicemail for this lady. Robinson, who is his personal assistant, and, you know, I'm sure that this is just an outlier.

It's not anything like he would typically be in his everyday life. I'm sure he didn't speak to Ms. Robinson in a hostile, abusive, and intimidating manner ever before. So she must be lying when she says that he talked to her in a hostile, abusive, and intimidating manner over and over again. I'm upset with me because I can tell me how nice you have it, your life over there, and you don't answer my call? How dare history? How dare you? With all the good things you do, this is Brees.

Prymsman, you. How dare you? I told her all the good things she does. How much you did? You want another position. You want another position. You didn't say you wanted to the position. You go off somewhere.

Don't, don't, don't think that I need to do right now here out in California where I'm here for for less than 24 hours. I'm kidding you, spread. You know, so quick, what if you want. God's a fuck. Right. Come on. I'm out here in California for 24 hours.

I didn't get anything I needed. There was no one here waiting on me hand and foot, you know, except for the five-star hotel that I'm staying at, except for those people. But I didn't have my actual, I had to actually lay out my own clothes. How dare you? How dare you?

I had to actually dial the phone number to call you myself. I don't know. understand it. It's these people, man. You know what? That's my quote. You know what's funny? These people, man. You know, it sounds just like this, Jeffrey.

Hey, I want to tell you something, okay? And I want to leave a message for you right now because again, it's 10.30 here in New York on a Wednesday. And once again, I've made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.

When the time comes from you to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go when I make that phone call at 11 o'clock of the morning in New York, and if you don't pick up the phone at 10 o'clock at night, and you don't even have that phone turned on. I want you to know something, okay? I'm tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving this message with you to tell you, you have insulted me for the last time. You have insulted me. You don't have the brains or the decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn. No kidding.

They're amazing. They're friends, right? Or that you're a child. Or that your mother is a thought of pain in the ass. Look, come on. You have humiliated me for the last time of this phone. Same with a denou. Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to fly out there for the day. Just one day. See it? You better be ready. On this issue, I'm going to let you know just how disappointed in you I am. And how angry I am with you. you've done this to me again. Just all about them.

And you make me feel like a fool over and over and over and over again. And as crap you pull on me with this phone situation. Oh, Alex, calm down, what are you doing? And you do it to me constantly and over and over again. I am going to get on a plane or I'm going to come out there for the day and I'm going to straighten your ass out when I see you. You understand me?

I'm going to really make sure you get it. Then I'm going to get on a plane. I'm going to turn around and I'm going to come home. So you better be ready. 24 hours. 24 hours. So I'm going to let you know just how I feel about what a rude little pig you really are. You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, okay?

You hear what I'm saying to you? You're a rude, thoughtless little pig. Who among us hasn't left. a voicemail for their kids like that. Right? Am I right? Raise your hand if you haven't. No, no, not all of you, people.

Put your hands down. Don't lie to me like that. I'm talking about who among us hasn't left a voicemail like that for their kids. That's what I thought. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fat. Be sure to, if you have any information, I've been getting, I see, I see your emails. Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. I'm seeing them.

He doesn't see you. them. He doesn't listen to his voicemails. He doesn't read your emails. He just puts them on the garbage. You know what? I'm tired of covering for you. I see it. I'm a rude, thoughtless little pig.

When I call you, I expect you to pick up the phone. I'm going to be there just to tell you how, man, I have what a rude, thoughtless little pig you really are. I don't care about your thoughtless. I don't want to use the words

that I want to use for the mother. It's just great. Now, what I was talking about is the roast. Now, I know that roast, you're supposed to rip people. Absolutely. That's what roasts are. But, roasts are also, you know, I've been involved in a couple of them, and they're fun. You know, they're fun.

You try to make fun of some things that have happened, but they're not, you try not to be mean, mean. You mean nice. Yeah. And the old school roast, the Dean Martin roast, were really funny. these Comedy Central ones are not funny. And why would you have, even the old ones? Yeah, the old ones are really funny. I'll go back, but I've never seen a point.

I don't see a point of it. That's just to get together and get drunk and sell commercials for a TV show. Right, and this is all this, but why would they pick Alec Baldwin? Like, who cares about, no one cares about Alec Baldwin really, except for president, except Alec Baldwin. right so when he's on his meds he's kind of a nice guy when he goes off his meds you're a rude thoughtless little pig yeah absolutely so this I watched some of this roast prior to her getting up there the what's her name Ireland Ireland yeah the she's the daughter of the voicemail okay that

the voicemail this is the little pig this is the little pig right this is her now I watched some of this roast. And for me, I had had enough before she showed up. I thought, I'm gone. This is not even funny. I can't take it. There's nothing for me. Yeah. I got to move on. There's got to be, I don't

know, some kind of Netflix show I can watch somewhere. And then the announcer goes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Ireland, Baldwin. Ireland, come on down. And let's talk about your dad. Here,

the Comedy Central, Alec Baldwin, Rose. Hi, Dad. I'm Ireland. Okay, what you guess is that she introduces herself to her dad. Tremendous. Hi, Dad. I'm Ireland. See, I told you that's what's great.

It's good to be here. I almost didn't even know about it because I haven't checked my voicemails for my dad from the last, like, 12 years. Right? Very funny. I actually have a lot of... And by the way...

See, that's what I think. He's not happy. He's trying to make it like he's funny. Like it's funny, because he even laughs at some of these other jokes that are coming up. And then at one point he gives her the finger, which I think is supposed to be a funny gesture from him to her. But he doesn't come across as liking this.

I mean, this doesn't come across as he okayed the script. As playful. Yeah. Because you're supposed to be playful. You're right. This is supposed to be playful. We're going to bring those awkward moments that everybody knows, but we're just going to be playful with it.

And most of the scripts, I would guess, are checked by the roasties. Yes. Roaster? Yeah, the roastie. Yeah, the roastie. The one that's on the rotisserie, which is Alec. By the way, I'm happy if he was actually on a rotisserie. How are we not having rotisserie chicken right now?

I have no idea. It's not rotissory chicken day or something? Right. Come on. common with the people on this roast because like them, I don't really know you that well either. Well, a lot of people know my dad as that guy from the Mission Impossible movies or that guy from 30 Rock. I know him as that guy from like half of my birthday parties. Really funny.

See, that's where he gives us a little laugh. Really funny. But he's trying to. that's all I have. But it... I know it goes on more. Comedy Center is not letting me watch anything else. That's all I have.

If you listen to the Pat Gray program, Pat Unleashed, he has the entire audio on his program. I know he aired it at least once. You can find it on the show. Just listen to Pat Unleased. He's got the whole audio. Apparently, that's a good show. You know what it is?

You sure you want to go down this road? No, I don't. Okay. You sure you want to go down this road, baby? I want to so bad. Oh, I know you do. I can see it in your face. So bad.

And I want to apologize to the audience for not going down that road because it's unlike me to not go down a road I want to go down to. But it would, I just want you to know that it would hurt Chris's feelings. And you know me. Would it? Would it? You know me. I don't want to do anything that's going to hurt Chris Cruz's feelings.

I just don't. I just don't want to hurt his feelings. So look for it. You know, it's around out there, the audio of her entire roast on her dad. But it was really funny. And I don't think he appreciated it at all. Oh, wait. Is this the rest of it?

By the way, Mission Impossible is what I call getting my dad to apologize. A lot of people only know my dad as an angry guy, but he's more than some lunatic who loses his temper. He also loses Emmys and Oscars. He has his firstborn child. Am I right? Oh, that hurts. Right? That hurts.

I know. But listen, let me just set the record straight. He was a great dad. I still remember when he would tuck me in and yell me a bedtime story. Hey, come on, you know that's that guy. My absolute favorite. And his favorite. The three little.

thoughtless pigs. Think about it. Oh, I think this is where he gives her the figure. It hasn't been easy being the daughter of an iconic movie star, but I'm not here to talk about my mother. So good. So freaking good. So good. And then she gets some more with the mom. By the way, Robert De Nerey sitting right next to him. Right? That's, oh my gosh, pauses to a thing. That's exactly. I've forgotten all about that douche and douche are sitting next to show. All they're missing is holding hands.

That's all they're missing. Oh! And again, they are the same elite bricks. Both of them. Yes. And I want to just, I want to, I want to make sure I'm clear on this, all right? There's a lot of work

that Alec has done and a lot of work that Robert De Niro has done. Acting. Yes. That I love. ABC ABC movie. And I want, I just want to be clear because I, I want to like these guys. I like their work so much.

And they're, there's, they're a couple of, of, they're both, they're both guys that I still will watch their work and try to keep the personal life separate because I love their work so much.

There's some actors now I can't even watch them anymore. Yeah. Because their personal life just drives me insane. But I just want you to know that it's getting harder. These two are making it harder and harder to like them. And I'm going to see De Niro tomorrow tomorrow night. You are? And the Joker.

Oh, yeah, he is on that. I know. Yeah. But he's a small role, though. I don't think it is. Like, Joaquin is the star you're going to go see. Well, yeah, but De Niro plays the strong part of the TV guy. No, I don't think so.

Yes, he does. That's what triggers him. We know that from the trailer. Oh, my God. That's what triggers him. I'm here to talk to you, Dad. Finally, without a court-appointed social worker. It's so nice.

Thank you. It's so awesome. That we can do that. That's so sweet. It's okay. I turned out fine. I've been modeling, which is a really fun gig. Honestly, it's just nice for a Baldwin to be on a runway without starting beef with American Airlines. Ha!

Fantastic. Yeah. I was so surprised. Yeah, this is where he goes your finger. Right. This is unapproved out the script, I'll tell you that. I was so surprised when I heard about that plane incident. I mean, why would you even s-h-k with the one place that's still playing your movies?

Boom! Oh, no. She did not. She did it. She did. No, no, she did it. It's nice to see some new faces and some older faces and some newly reconstructed faces. A lot of people don't know. this.

Oh, Caitlin is there. I didn't know that she was there. A lot of people don't know this. But when I was a kid, Caitlin Jenner was my middle school track coach. You taught me to jump over the greatest hurdle of all, which is my father's approval. He's pissed. Do you know what it's like having a gold medal athlete as your track coach? Blake, you get it, right?

You've disappointed a Jenner that's completely out of your league. You get it, right? Did she really date your daughter? Yeah. Really, bro, you did not know that? He should have married her, and now you're never going to get a ring. It's good to be here, but it would have been nice to have the whole family here. Unfortunately, Comedy Central couldn't arrange for this roast to be held in 1997.

Oh, wait, and speaking of things that weren't held in 1997. Uh-oh. That was good. But seriously, Dad, I'm so proud of you. You're a wonderful father and an amazing actor, and I'm thrilled to be here to see you celebrated tonight. After all the years of giving verbal abuse, it's finally time you receive some.

Right. Now, you get it. But so good. Where's the line? Did I miss the line of... She talked about walking the runway with... The airplane? With the airplane.

But she also... She talked about the Oscars with mom. Yeah, she did that line too. So good. So, I mean, that is such a huge slap in his face, man. I love it. I love it. And what makes me love it even more is that I want to believe

and I'm going to believe until I find out different and then I'll be disappointed that he didn't approve of those lines. He did not approve. I don't think he did. He did not approve it. Jeff Fisher, we've pretty much half of this program laid out a case of how do you these two people are and how controlling they are and how egomaniac they are and how little feelings they have like you can break their feelings with like a flick do you think he approved that that's

good point no way yeah you you send him you sent him a script with half of that yeah yeah the highlights say i just said i'd live the rest dad sorry sorry i didn't mean to be that rude thoughtless little pig all over again Okay, so I don't know whether to tell you we're safe that we've made it out or we're not, or we're, or we need to be on the lookout still. I don't know. I know.

Because a house-sized asteroid is supposed to be flying between the moon and us, the planet Earth, today. But it doesn't give a time. So I don't know. a time? I don't know if it's already passed. Nobody passed. I don't know if we still have to be on the lookout. Because if something like that hits us where, if by us,

I mean, DFW, because I don't care about you really. Whoa. Whoa. I do. I care about you. I told you, I have to be on this program. He does not check his emails. He does not check the voicemails. Yes, I do. He does not read you tweets.

Yes, I do. He does not read you private DMs. He just F them. F them all. I don't care. You thought Alec and De Niro were bad? Oh, I. Robert and Alec and I could just hang out, no problem. Absolutely. You know, yesterday we were down the list of who you won in your team. Alec Baldwin and.

Oh, come on in. Really? Oh, come on in. Gentlemen, sit down. I'd love, right there? Right there across from you? Those of you watching on Blaze TV right now. They can't because that's not possible.

The two seats in front of me, if there were sitting right there, oh, man. Gentlemen, how does it feel to be douches to America? I bet no one has asked them that question. I know. Now, would they walk out or would they take it? They'll walk out. I think, I think they both stand up and say F this. F this, F you.

Yes. This is what this is? Walk out. Yes. No, I want to talk to you about your movie too. But they don't have movies. No, Robert does. De Niro does.

Bob does Bobby Bobby I want to talk about the movie too Get back in here Come on I was just joking But seriously Most of the people know that you're a douche Why you don't run from it

You thought you were over it If you want to talk to me With the newspaper in front of your face Go ahead That's fine I'm good with it Alec Take Take some of the script

Babe Here Take some of my pills too I got a little bit Yeah Let me help you out a little bit Just to you know Calm down a little

but anyway so it's supposed to and it's you know potentially hazardous yeah if it hits the earth if it hits the earth it's gonna leave a big crater and kill a bunch of people

I mean come on now is as close as Ben it's just oh don't worry about it you know eh we saw it coming it's fine I don't worry about it we'll send Bruce Willis

It's too late now It's already past the point Oh no I know I'm happy to send Bruce up man Seriously Bruce you gotta do it bro We need drillers

Don't even get me started On the documentary I know I love that I love it I haven't seen it in a while either I love it Just go to TNT

They're playing it right now I like my I have my hard copy Oh you have a hard VHS Because it's got the It's got the actual beginning Now where you see the World Trade Center That looks like 9-11

and you know that it's all because the guy says they're bobbing us Saddam Hussein is bobbing us so it's back then when we're at war with Iraq and I want to go shopping me too all right come on come on come back come back come back before you started this program did you ever thought that our two segments would just all be about Alec and Ball and Robert so there are currently they're not I'm talking about space right now here we go here we go There are currently 878 asteroids at risk of hitting the Earth in the next 100 years.

That's what I'm saying. You can't follow those because you end up like crazy guy with a tinful hats hiding inside the bunker. I mean, they're already NASA is setting us up for something. I'm telling you, they are setting us up for something because they're already, they talk about setting up an asteroid detection department. Which means they're going to, you know, they want more money. They're saying that, uh, the, the one NASA guy said, uh, that they're getting ready to release some stuff, but he didn't know that, that the people were ready to hear it yet.

What? What does that mean? Does that mean that they, they found something that, uh, that the aliens, you know, aliens are already among us because they released audio. This is audio now. Uh, from Mars. that the lander captured a Mars quake

is what they say. Now, if this is what representative of what they're going to release, we can handle it. Okay? Because it isn't scary. But this is the audio they released from Mars as the Mars quake Martian sounds.

Right? No, hold on. The best is yet to come. I mean, right now you're so scared. I know, but it's okay. Just breathe. You could do it. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

I'm so scared right now. What? You're kidding me? Come on. We should play the beginning of Independence Day. Independence Day, the very beginning of Independence Day is better than that. I mean, that's a documentary, I know. But, you know, when the spaceship goes over the moon?

Come on, we got to find that. If NASA releases something like this, then. over the world going to do. Yeah, yeah, but when the ship comes over the moon. Right? This is what NASA thought they were getting with the Mars quake. Oh, here we go. Ground starts to shake.

This is what NASA was hoping to release with the Marsquake. It didn't quite work, though. They should have got with Hollywood. Should have called Will up. They did it already. Will, we need your help. We need your help. We got some real audio.

So I don't know what they're at. they're going to release, they've been releasing the unidentified flying object videos and audio. Something is going on. They're setting us up for something. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I don't know if, I don't know if

Elon knows. I don't know if a virgin Atlantic guy knows. What's his name again? Bezos? No, the guy, the long hair, beard. Okay. Richard Branson. That's his name.

I don't know if he knows. I don't know what's going on. But we're being set up for something. Just be on the lookout for it. And don't forget to subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Thank you. Download and subscribe to more content

at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, thanks for hanging out for Chewing the Fat, the dessert section. Well, they have to. The after the Blaze radio segment. These are the special. These are the people we love the most. Yes.

No, seriously. These are the people we love the most. That's what I said. Yes, I know that. But usually your yeses are like sarcastic. So you can tell what I mean, by the way. I say something. Yes.

Like right now, you've been a little punk. So just like your other two best friends. Alec and Bobby. Oh, Bobby. Alec and Bobby. Oh, okay. We're buds now, man. Don't even start with me.

F you. Okay. Oh, for a two second day. I thought you were Alec. So I didn't take my medicine. yesterday. So F you. You little pig. Who parks here. This is my park of space.

I love that video. I love that video. So I was reminded yesterday. I know I don't check my emails, but I was reminded yesterday from an emailer to chewing the fat at the blaze.com that fat bear week has started. I mean, it's not really fat bear week. It's fat bear. I think it is just a week, right? Yeah. No, it's not a week. No, it's just, it's fat bear celebration.

Yeah. What that is it called? I don't know. It's that the catmandu. Actually, it's a week because our boy, Pete, from the National Park Service in Alaska, just email me asking, what do you want to know about fat bear week? Oh, we got to talk to them now and we want to talk to them at the end. Okay. We got to talk to Pete because we were covered this last year.

And we did a good job for that. We voted. We helped the voting. and did some voting ourselves. I mean, we got to do it again. So I would do plenty of love now that it's ongoing and we've got to know when it, not that I haven't done any research.

Research. But we got to know when it ends. Okay. We come to an end and that it's ongoing. Ooh, this might be the end. Isn't it your job to remind the show when things like this come up? You're right, you're right.

And if we rolled the tape from last year, I probably said, hey, I'll make sure I contact the head. Thank you. We'll find out so we can talk to him before it happens. It's been a very stressful year. Has it? Yes.

Very stressful. For you? For both of us. For both of us, Jeff Fisher, it's been a very stressful year. Has it? For you, we started with a heart attack. Actually, that was last year. But go ahead.

Technically, it was last year, but go ahead. So I got here the Fat Bear Week. It will end on October 8. Oh, we're fine then. Oh, yeah. started then. It just started on October 2nd. Yeah. And it ends October 8. People are listening live to this is the third of October. Duh. It's impossible. Anyways, so I got to contact with Pete. Let's get to talk to Pete. We have talked to Pete. The question I have, because I have to talk

to people with the phone. Call Pete. We'll get them on the line. We'll talk to them for tomorrow's show. Do I have to dial a special code? This takes place in Alaska, right? Yeah. So I need to dial like 011. You do not need international codes for Alaska. But I am calling another country. This is the country that is next to Russia. This is not Puerto Rico, bro. It's Alaska.

So I just doubt the 907. United States of America. 907, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't have to do a special code. Well, you put one in front of the numbers. It's long distance. And that's it. You have to do 0111-1907.

See, this is what I have to deal with. Seriously. Holy cow. I have to give you a phone. You know, I ever tell you my mom works for Michigan Bell? Yes, he did. I love this story. 40 years.

We have free stuff, right? We did. And I mean, when I was a real little kid, we got unlimited long distance if she called from work. So we used to go up to work, up to the bell building and go up and we call, we could call, you know, anybody around the country. I remember now we have, we can call anywhere we want with the palm of our hand. But we had to, you know, specifically go and use the phones up at Michigan Bell to make

those long-distance calls. Just really just different times. Completely different times. I mean, my mom had, you know, got a discount for long-distance calls at the house forever. I mean, until she passed away, rest of soul. And it was just, it was just different times, that's all.

Just different times. But whenever there were storms, they would all come to, I don't even want to tell you the stupid story. I want to talk about something else, actually. All right. I have a feeling that they're trying to find a different ways to bring down Chick-fil-A now. The time I turn around, there's a story about Chick-fil-A.

This particular story is based on a study that says, Chick-fil-A has slowest drive-thrus in fast food. Now, the first thing that comes to my mind is the last time I went to Chick-fil-A, I remember joking around with my daughter. They've built the new, the Chick-fil-A that we went to has just added the double drive-through lanes. Okay? And both of them were full.

And we looked over at my daughter, and I was like, oh, we had to wait in two of these lines. I said we could go to Burger King because I looked across the parking lot right next door, one car in the drive-thru at the window. I thought we could zip in and zip out of Burger King. My daughter's like, no, this is fine. I mean, this is fine. Now, I'm not opposed to going to Burger King, by the way. I know that might come as a surprise to you, but I'm good with Burger King.

but we had Chick-fil-A on our minds that's where we're going and so the drive-thru it may be the longest at that time but it's full and the people are willing to wait

nobody's getting pissed in the Chick-fil-A lines you pull in gosh darn it I mean when you pull in and it's only half full you're like yes I mean

I've pulled into the chick-fil-A before and there's like you know a one car in each of the talk was what do you pick what do you pick

what do you pick? Well, usually I go to the right. Usually I go to the right. But the other day there was two different people. The last time I went there was two different people working the take your order instead of the outside speaker. They had outside people there too because it was just getting into the busy time of the day. And the one working on the left was a better looking human being than the one on the right.

We'll just leave it at that. and so I decided to go to the one on the left. I'm assuming that that person on the left was identifying as a female that day, and she was much better than the person who was identifying as a male in the right lane. So I went to the left lane.

Now they're saying Chick-fil-A, all right, averaged about five minutes and 23 seconds in line. That's per car. That's the average. Right. That's from order taking, till you get the order, right?

That's what I'm saying. The fastest chain was Duncan. Okay. You have one item. A donut. I have a glazed donut with a coffee. Okay, pull up. And by the way, I've been a Dunkin' Donut drive-thru

was taking longer than three minutes. Sorry, sir. We don't have donut holes. We have to cut those out. So it'll be six minutes. And, you know, I want, you know, I want a dozen. You don't just drive it, but get a donut and a coffee. that dunkin.

A normal human being, the average American, because of Dunkin' Donuts is I have a donut with coffee on number two. That's just silly when you could get a dozen and a couple of cups of coffee. That's just silly. Speaking. What? But, well, yeah. One donut?

Yes. That's un-American. That is some. See, you're the problem once again. You are the problem. What do you mean? At the beginning, you wanted to sue all these people. you want America to get so the QSR people did the data on 10 chains 15003 visits across the country

June 1st to August 1st for a couple of months all right let's go to the QSR study shall we see what they did they did day part analysis breakfast 5 to 9 9 to 1130 11 313 1 3 4 to 7 okay um They went to 165 time to Arby's Burger King 165, Carl's Jr. 82, Chick-fil-A-183, Dunkin 165, Hardee's 83, KFC, 165, McDonald's, 165 times, Taco Bell, 165 times, Wendy's 165 time. They were constructed across the country. Each visit, a data collection researcher surveyed the drive-thru lane and then entered the line as any other customer. each order placed by a researchers

consisted of one main item, one side item, and one beverage. I will say that sometimes when you pull into the Chick-fil-A line, it does feel like people are ordering dinner for the family reunion. So perhaps they should go, those people should go inside. But that's just a side note. A minor special request was also made with each order.

Oh! So they tried to throw everybody a curveball. Yeah, you should with a special request. It's like no pickles at chival. Oh, see. The special request was also made with each order, such as beverage with no ice, stuff like that. Yeah, I used to be part of the queue.

And I'm guessing that my order at Chick-fil-A would be considered special order because I'd have to take the pickle off. Yeah, that is a special order. So that's considered a special. Don't look at me. Don't look at me like that. People in the other room, they take the pickle off. Yeah, amazingly, I don't want the pickle on the chicken with cheese.

No, no. Who made that out? What is it? That's just to make them different, right? That's what they did to make a different. Chicken sandwich with a pickle. The same thing, McDonald's, when they have their chicken sandwich, like Chick-fil-A, when they try to do it, they also put a pickle in it. Anything with it.

That's the point. That doesn't like, what is the... No. Ruins the chicken. It ruins the everything. The bread, the chicken, the wrapper. Yeah, ruins all the experience. If you get it with it on, like a lot of times, some of the fast food restaurants you can peel off some of the fixings that you don't want if they give you the wrong order.

But the pickle has juice. If you don't get it fast enough. It's so juiced up. Already soaked in and the heat just soaked it in. It smells like pickles. The sandwich smells like pickles. And I'm not opposed to a pickle every now and then. You can quote me on that.

I mean, a good Velasic dill pickle cold? Oh my gosh. So good. And I like it. Every so often, ever so often, everybody wants a pickle. But,

uh, I mean, who among us isn't opposed to having a pickle once in a while? That's what I thought. But, you know, did ever tell you about the time I almost died at the pickle factory? I remember going to the pickle factory with my dad and I was walking along the walkway of these big vats of pickles. And I remember stepping back because a forklift was wheeling by. I almost stepped into this giant vat of pickles and pickle juice, man.

that's all I needed was the fat kid my dad going to the pickle farther his fat kid falling into the pickle juice I didn't though I survived so anyway Chick-fil-a they say is the slowest out of all of them wow okay

all right I gotta tell you I think it's because the lines are longer I think it's just because more people are going to chick-fil-a that's my theory it doesn't say that here though it doesn't say that way. Okay, every time we get a story, I want to leave with this. I just

happen to think about this before we go away today. Remember when we always do stories about the top fast food restaurants and they always throw in Starbucks? There's another restaurant that they always throw into. I mean,

Dunkin' Donuts is even pushing to be in a fast food restaurant to me. Yeah, it's always Starbucks, it says Starbucks, McDonald's and Chick-Fellow the top Right. Starbucks aren't on this? No, Starbucks. You know why they're not on this? Because they're not fast food.

They're not fast food. Ding, ding, ding. And now they're considering fast food because there's a drive-through. Just because it has a drive-throughs, it means it's a fast food. Right. In Florida, you have drug, or not drug, sorry. In Florida, yes you do, but go ahead. In Florida, you have alcohol places that have drive-thru.

Is that a fast food? Is that fast food? I mean, my dry cleaner has a drive-up window, too. That's not fast food. That depends on who's working. Anyway. No, I mean, it depends on who's working. No, I'm just saying, thank you.

Ripshot around.