Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 218 | A New Planet Santurn Has The CTF Moon

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

Don't worry Jeffy didn't have a stroke he just can't pronounce SATURN the planet. WE HAVE A WINNER! Fat Bear Week has a winner and this year goes to HOLLY. Two studies come out and Jeffy talks about them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. Welcome to it, Chewing the Fat, with yours truly Jeff Fisher. Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. I wanted to congratulate this year's champion of Fat Bear Week. I think the fix was in. I think the fix was in for Holly. Because congratulations, Holly. You are this year.

Fat Bear Wee. Come on down. You're going to be able to take home all the salmon you can eat. Come on over here, you little fatty, fatty. So I think Holly, I think the fix was in for Holly, because when we talked to the Rangers the other day, the one ranger said she thought it would be Holly. But when you look at the pictures.

Angles. Yes. Holly had the perfect angle, the perfect angle in the picture. which took away and everybody was like, oh, she's definitely the fattest. But the other Dingleberry Lefty, 775, his picture

was on a bad angle the whole thing. And believe me, believe me, I know about bad angles. We're going to the Hallmark Christmas Con. Yes, man, I want to go to the, I would love to go to this

three-day Christmas con. It's in December. It's Hallmark. We could air our Christmas movie. See if we could get that on the docket to air. Hallmark would be going, yeah, thanks, no. We're going to play the copy movie that we made, though, from you. But we're not going to let you air the original.

And when you think of Christmas, and I said it's in December. I meant November. It's the first part of November. December of, obviously, you're all. already deep into Hallmark Christmas movies. Wow. And if you're not, you're not American. But the convention is November 8th, 9th, and 10th.

And when you think, man, where would you have a Christmas con? Where would you have a Christmas con if you were Hallmark? Would you think, I don't know, New York City? No, Washington, D.C.? No. Where would be? What's the perfect Christmas city in America? Perfect Christmas.

in America. See? I knew you think of it. Edison, New Jersey. Thank you. Thank you. Nothing says Christmas like Edison, New Jersey.

Wow. I mean, seriously, whatever. And I have to, A, I want to thank you for listening to chewing the fat and just know that this show is just, sometimes it's just a train flow of thought,

train of conscience, I'm, I get, I'm not always 100% correct on things. I know this is going to come as a surprise to you. But I'm just going to apologize again. And I say again because I apologize yesterday to all you Gary Glitter haters. So today I'm going to apologize because we talked about the Quibi app yesterday. And Jeffrey Katzen. Oh, no.

I know. Jeffrey Katzenberg and I called him the hugger. but it wasn't Katzenberg that was the hugger that was John Lasseter that was the hugger so those What happened now No I'm just saying that I said that

Katzenberg was the hugger because he's okay He doesn't hug people Right Right It was John Lasseter That was the hugger And went around

You know another host where just Never brought it up But you just I know look We lead with marvelous Yes And I know it was just a passing comment So most people

went, oh yeah, him. And by the way, it was a white old person that's on TV. Yep. And that's exactly, you know, you know what? Never mind. I said it correctly. Man, are you stupid? So speaking of, you know, beautiful cities like Edison, New Jersey.

It's on the train line. So, I mean, you can stop there. You can take New Jersey transit or Amtrak. It's on the stop there. these I think it is. It's not on the main stop. You know, that's right. Edison is still there,

but it's one of those that you got to take, you have to take the, you can't take the express. The express trains don't stop at Edison, but the every stop trains stop at Edison. Ha! Oh, it's least to take the 601 Express,

so you didn't have to stop at Edison. But, Edison is not on the 50 most miserable U.S. cities. ranked here. So, I mean, maybe Hallmark knows something. Maybe Hallmark knows something. I mean, we have 10 cities from California. New Jersey had nine,

even though it's not Edison, and certainly a number of them. And three of the New Jersey cities are in the top ten of the most miserable cities. I mean, you know, some of the usual suspects. Detroit. Flint, Camden, New Jersey. I mean, Camden, New Jersey.

What a hole. Oh, I'm sorry, that's where the Baltimore Orioles play. Oh, okay, thank you. But you wouldn't think about Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Port Arthur, Texas is number two. The people that live, that know all about Port Arthur, Texas, tell me, yeah, yeah, crap hole, man.

You don't want to go there. Okay. And the number one most miserable city in America, Gary, Indiana. Congratulations. Yes, Gary, you are the number one most miserable city in America. You've been devastated either by natural disasters, blight, high crimes, economies are struggling, industry is collapsed. and you also tend to have high rates of addiction. Gary, Indiana, congratulations.

You are the number one most miserable city, and boy, doesn't it make you happy for that. So I see where my hometown, Saginaw, Michigan, is on the list. Number 31. I'm a little disappointed in the 30s. We could do a lot better. Saginaw could become more miserable than 30. When I was at, I mean, at one point,

when I was living in that city, we were the murder capital of the country per capita. I mean, for our size, which is, you know, at that time, we probably had 50 people living there. And now it's down to, you know, 38. They were knocking off people left and right, man. They were finding them in the ditches floating down the river. It was a good time. Good times. Good, good times.

Why do you, I mean, most miserable cities, these, these are you, I mean, most miserable cities, To live in these cities, man, it has got to be worth your time. I mean, even New York and Chicago didn't even make the top ten. What's the list again? The most miserable cities in the United States. I mean, number five, Newark, New Jersey. Why do you? No, no, thank you.

I remember looking at an apartment in Newark. were you single? No I had a summer that I was going to have to live Amber and the kids were going back to Florida we were working in New York and I was just going to get instead of living in Pennsylvania

and taking the train in and out of the city I'm still going to take the train but instead of taking an hour and a half train in an out of city from Pennsylvania every day I was going to move closer to Manhattan or into Manhattan with an apartment because we were still, you know, doing the show in New York. I ended up in, at, in, uh, uh, we hawking, New Jersey, the fine, fine city of Weehawken, New Jersey, uh, which is right there at the, I, my, my apartment, I lived at the bottom of a three-story house there on the, on the, on the rock hill there in, in, uh, we hawkin, that face. is Manhattan, right there at the beginning of the Lincoln Tunnel.

I stayed there for the summer. And then when, you know, Amber and the kids came back, we moved back to Pennsylvania, and then we, you know, came to Texas in another few months after that. Anyway, my moving stories, but I was in a great city of Wehawk in New Jersey for the summer.

But I remember looking at this apartment in Newark and I get off the train and I walk and I said, well, this is a big building there. I said, I was an apartment. I walked past one big building

to go to the building that had an apartment apartments available. And they didn't like watching this white guy walk by. And then I walked by another small neighborhood between that building

and the other building. And I don't think they were crazy about me walking by either. I bet. And so then I went, when I got to the building, and they showed me around. I looked at the apartment and it was up there.

You know, it was up, I don't know, 10, 11 floors or whatever, and you could still, like, I'm not a big of, that kind of apartment guy, where you're smelling everybody else, what they're cooking and eating. And the lady says, well, then we charge extra to park inside the fence.

And I was like into the, and I said, you know, if I rent this apartment, I get the parking spot. She goes, oh, that's extra inside the gated. Right. And I was like, well, I mean, I see you can just park outside of the streets, right? And she was like, well, yeah, you can. And she looks down and she goes, well, I see, when do you go to work?

And I was like, well, I leave early. You know, I go into the city. You should be fine. Well, it's easier to just park inside the fence. I hate that well. I do. It usually means. you're taking your chances.

Well, your car's going to be on blocks if it's there. Exactly. If it's there. If it's there, you're not going to be able to drive it. So you either park inside the fence and pay us money. Pay me 20 bucks or something. It was not $20. Pay me $120 or something.

On top of the rent. On top of the rent, my friend. So this is like a homeowner association for vehicles. You aren't lying it is. There's apartment complex with this building like, oh yeah, we're at your apartment, no problem. Oh, you have a vehicle? Yeah.

That's an extra $1.225. Oh, that's more money. Sorry. Are you going to wash it for me? No, that's an extra $20. No, that's downstairs of the washing. We charge for that, too. Just get one of the kids.

Give him $20. He'll do it for you. Right. But you've got to be careful. You've got to have the right kid. Because if you get the wrong kid, car might not be there. Inside the fence,

let alone outside the fence. By the way, you're talking about lists. Did you see the list I sent you of the 2019's best foodies cities in America? Best Foodies? Foodies. Furi Cities in America. It is fascinating.

No, I didn't. Which means you didn't send it. I did send it. When? Two minutes ago? I sent it to you, actually, because I had it on my phone in my phone. I sent it to you 30.

Two minutes ago. Oh my gosh. Did I see the email you said? This says 104. Oh my God. It says 104 and currently we're recording at 140. right yeah oh i'm sorry 30 minutes ago 30 minutes ago when you were just talking chilling oh i'm sorry when i was doing what just talking i was just talking yeah yeah

just talking yeah i was just talking yeah just talking for my saturday uh podcast oh so you made a decision is that what just talking i don't think it could be anywhere else okay then all right so let me put that in here because that you i don't think that particular uh just talking for 30 minutes Could go anywhere else. So let me start off to come on Saturday since we're going to do that. Nah, we already got this in the camp. Okay, all right. So I don't have to come in this Saturday.

You know? Yes, you do. All right, so let's take a look at your silly best food cities in America list that you sent, you know, a couple minutes ago. 30 minutes now. It's kind of silly that New York is not number one. Yeah, New York City is the one. I was shocked by that. New York City is the one.

At least, where's that Iowa? Not according to this list. According to this list, New York, New York is number two. Now the best foodie city in America, I'll spoil it for you right now. Because you're not going to guess it. No one's going to guess that now. I mean, I will give you a brand new,

if you can tell me the number one foodie city in America. That sounds delicious. Portland, Oregon is the number one. one foodie city in America. Okay. Is it? Then you've got Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Las Vegas.

I mean, I would think Las Vegas would be up there higher than that. Did you notice that New York, Miami, San Francisco, the affordability rank is 175, 123, and 172.

Yeah, you know, you know, it's all through the roof. Number 10 is Austin, Texas, though, that's good. Which is true. I mean, there's a lot happening in Austin. And Orlando, oh, Tampa's in there, too. Nice.

Tampa's 13th, hanging in there tough. Irving, Texas. I like to have it. 109th. Yeah, it's not even close. You can't even find a restaurant, Irving. You know what I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that ranch

restaurant that's just around the corner from the studios here that I go to once in a while. But there's, I mean, there's plenty of, fast food places. You know, and that's part of the deal. Some of the,

I see where they're ranking here, the best foody cities, as they're showing you full service. Yeah. Restaurants to fast food restaurants. Because you can have cities like, I don't know, Irving, Texas,

where these studios are. And they can have fast food places everywhere, but that doesn't mean there's... That's, yeah, that's nothing. You know what you're getting. Okay, so great. There's a Wendy's. Everybody knows what Wendy.

You know, you're getting at Wendy. And he's, yeah, give me a double with cheese and fries and a medium frosty. Thank you. And does that really count as foodie? No. No, it doesn't. I'm sorry, it doesn't.

It's like when people tell me that Starbucks is a fast food joint. No, it's not. No, it's not. And by the way, Dallas came in at 43rd. No, it's not. Yeah, well, they try to be fancy fans of them. Where's Houston at? Houston should be higher than Dallas.

21. Yeah. Why is that? What is it? Tampa is bigger than. Tampa is better than Houston. What do you say they should be higher than Dallas? Is like Houston known for?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, Houston's, uh... San Antonio's coming. Look, there's been a battle. We've talked a lot about this on Pat on Leashed because Pat is a big Houston fan.

And, uh, we've talked a lot about this that there's a big, uh, people in Dallas do not like Houston. They think Houston is the dirty evil step sister city. We're from Dallas. We're upper crust. You know what that step is for? the television show Dallas. That's the only thing that stems from. That's a good TV show. I don't care.

That's the only thing that stems from. Because... Does Houston have a TV show? Is there a Houston? You know what? Dallas. There's a Dallas game. There used to be a Houston TV show. Look it up. I'm sure the guy was... He was a detective. Okay, so he was based in Vegas.

But his name was Houston. I'm pretty sure. I was right. You're right. Matt Houston. Yeah, Matt Houston. Yeah, yeah. Matt Houston.

Matt Houston, because he used to sit in a barber chair, but he's from Vegas. The show is actually based in Vegas. Matt Houston is American Crime Series that aired on ABC from 82 to 85. I can tell me, I pulled Matt Houston out of my back pocket. You did.

Thank you. You really did. I remember Matt because he was the, he had the big, the big porcelain barber chair that he used to sit in. Who played bad Houston? Think about it. See, this was after,

this was, they were still trying to hang on to the, the old detective series shows. This was in the 80s. And this, remember in the 70s, a Quinn Martin production. The night's episode,

Country Blues. What was Miami Vice in all this? Canon. Was it the 80s too? Yeah. Okay, okay. This is by starting with Lee Horsley. According to this.

Who was Matt Houston? Yeah. Lee Horsley was, I have no idea who that is. Lee Horsley. As a wealthy moustachioed, Texan oil man. Yeah. Name Matt Locke, Matt Houston,

who worked as a private investigator in the L.A. Oh, it's not Vegas. It wasn't Vegas? No, it's Los Angeles. Okay. I don't think so. Okay, I'm reading it from the... I don't think so.

I think that's a lie. I think that was hacked by China. I think Mac Houston Wikipedia page was hacked by China. Is that worldly texting the most of California to run the family business? Yes. In the crime-solving. Dabble in the crime-solving business.

Is that the title? So good. I mean, television is wondering. I love TV, man. I do. I love it. I love it. All right, so back to the foodie cities.

As we get away from Matt Houston. who it should have been. It was really Vegas. I don't care what the, what the bio says. Most ice cream and frozen yogurt shops per capita. Yes. I wish it was here.

Oh, no. We have to travel? It was here. All time. Okay, we have one, two, three, four, five, six cities. For the most ice cream and frozen yogurt shops per capita, Tide. Wow.

Las V-A-oh, no, I just, you know, just a reminder on the Surface Pro. This is just a helpful hint for me if you have a Surface Pro. Okay, okay. When you put your hand on the top of the Surface Pro, there's a button. Oh, and it turns off.

And that button shuts the screen off. And you always keep your hands up here too when you're reading it, you're holding it from the top. And I just, I'm coming up and I push the button. Now, away it goes. This goes away. Hacked by the Chinese. number one Las Vegas

They're all tied for number one So it doesn't matter But this is a listing though Okay number one on the list So it matters So it matters It matters yes Number one on the list

Las Vegas New York Chicago Austin Boy that's true I mean Ice cream Yeah my oldest son lives in Austin

And there's a lot of yogurt chaps And ice cream in Austin man no doubt about that Miami and San Antonio Texas So we got a couple in that list Nice But don't tie for one

But right And really, in reality, Delti for one means that Vegas is number one. Because it's top of the list. It's on top of the list. Yeah, it's top of the list. The bottom of the list.

I never heard of any of those cities. Wow. Bismarck, North Dakota. That kind of. By the way, why are you having asking shops in North Dakota? Isn't it always cold? This is a helpful,

just a little chat between you and me. It doesn't matter whether it's cold outside. or warm outside or cold inside or warm inside. Ice cream has to remain cold and it can be eaten 24-7 no matter what the weather is. Are you kidding? It's cold outside. Who wants ice cream?

Uh, me? The big question of the day. I've got a ton of stories and we'll get a ton of stories and we'll get to the break room in a little bit because I gotta have a drink of Coke Zero soon or I'm gonna just parched myself to death. But the big story of the day is, is Amazon worth $128 a year?

Now, $128. And $82. And $82 for a year of Amazon. Prime, yeah. So what do you get for $128? You get that prime delivery, free prime delivery. Right. And that's a couple days or a day.

It goes from hours to two days, two days max. In the Metroplex where we live, it's almost like, man, I really, really like some toothpaste and it's at the door. Absolutely. It's that close. Yeah. If it's something like that, that is in your house in hours. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty close to being that fast.

And believe me, Jeff is working on making it happen. Absolutely. It's going to be air drone. Yes. Drones are going to be flying 24-7. And as soon as they say, oh, oh, Colgate toothpaste. It just drops because it's already, it's already above your house. That's what I'm saying. I'm ready to install the Amazon delivery shoot on my ceiling, man.

You have all these bees on the roof. You have all these drones at your house and they're just waiting for you to say, I need the Colgate. Drop. You know what? We're almost out of toilet. And it's right in the house. I mean, it's that.

Yeah. So you get Amazon Prime. You get the Prime. And that gives you the delivery. That gives you the delivery. I don't know. That's pretty sweet. Yes.

But. That's pretty sweet. That's a lot of money. Are you saving? Yes, I think you are. Okay. Now that I think about it. Are you saving?

We'll get back to that in a second because then you get music. Music and TV. But you don't get unlimited music. They do have an upgrade to the music, right? Which is $499 more. Is that a year? that's a month. Ooh.

Wow. So that's 70 bucks a year on top of those. So you're looking at 200 bucks a year. If you have the limited music. Unlimited music. And the prime. Yeah. Because I know I use the music and I enjoy it.

I like that app a lot. But there are a number of songs that. And that's an unlimited. That's an unlimited. That's an unlimited. That's an unlimited. Now I don't know that my wife is not paying for that, but I am not. But there you go.

And that's another thing. What if, holy cow, what if my wife is paying for it, then I'm paying for it. Yeah, because I know me and my wife, she's on my prime account and she was taking $4.99 from her account and then $4.99 from my account. Yeah, no, you got to put them together for that, right? You got to be able to. You should be able to. No, you can. Yeah.

It's just the password. Just the password, yes. Right. So, but then you have to, you get, it's a, it's a, you can, but you're already logged in what a pain it is to have to log out and log back in with another password. I mean, the horror of that is just ridiculous. So I'm out there website, so we could go down the list of what is inside Prime Membership Benefits. But I think, okay, before we get to that, I think it's worth it for the delivery charges. And this is the first one that they tell you.

They tell you is fast free delivery on over 100 million hours. Yeah. You could get, Prime members get free one-day delivery. Because I ordered something not long ago from another entity. because Amazon was out. Oh. And the delivery, I mean, I was like, yeah. 1499.

And it was like, it was like $80 and we'll get it to you there in the next month. If you'd like it there in a few days, that's going to be $150,000. And I was like, what? It's more than the, are you kidding me? It's more than the item. Right. Oh, are you kidding me? So I think, I think that's where you make the, where you make the drop is the, is the delivery.

because that was it was expensive you know obviously it was 150,000 but it was a 148,000 I mean it was expensive and then you and I was like well I don't I want it here before you know the next moon phase goes up so I you know I'll upgrade and that's another hundred and I wanted to see it coming in Mercedes I don't want to see it all beat up USPS okay nothing against the USPS but a Mercedes in front of my house delivering looks a lot better than a USB Shark. Then you could get some streaming done.

You could watch movies. Yeah, you got the Amazon streaming. Live events and more. Yeah, a lot of good stuff. I do enjoy their, I do enjoy what they have on. And really, but I say that.

And then let's go back. I mean, I watched their, their content. Yeah, Amazon originals. I don't know that I watch a lot of non-Amazon content on Amazon. I don't.

Not like Netflix. Netflix and you're right. Netflix and Hulu. I'll watch anything. I watch their content and others' content. Yeah. I find myself not watching other content from Amazon other than their originals. Yeah, like you're watching Goliath.

You're watching the Highman in the castle. Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan. Yeah, I'm just watching originals. Yeah. You're right. You're right about that. Yeah.

Then you could get to have a shop, which is prime at Whole Foods markets. Yeah, I've not used that. So you could get five percent. Get food delivered and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you have read, which is prime members read for free. Oh. As a prime member, you can now have as much as you like on your Kindle, but here's the problem.

You got to have a Kindle. Right. And you could have books, magazine. I can get the Kindle. You could use the Kindle app. Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just have to get it, you know, downloaded it, authorize it, and then you could just get

whatever is inside that prime membership. Because I have the kid to lap on my phone, I think. I have it on my iPad for my son. So if that's, I might have to try that. You should because you're paying $120.82. No kidding. And they have the Moore category, which is the Amazon Prime Visa MasterCard. You don't call for that, Jeff.

That's what I get from Amazon on the morgue. Is that a credit card? Yeah, no, you don't get that. That's fine. You just delete that from your memory. Except that, you know who has that? Why, lovely wife. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, we use it.

Absolutely. So, but I think, I want to take it back. It's worth it because for the delivery. And by the way, on the stream, you could do Twitch Prime. Ooh. That's something for your son. Yeah.

And then you could do. I don't think he knows that. I don't think he knows that either. I don't think he knows that. And then we talked about prime music, Amazon originals, yeah, the TV shows. And you could do audio channels with the audible, which I don't know what that does.

And then, yeah, that's about it. But the shipping one, I guess, but, man, today. Chris, you have 18 million things delivered to your house. Every day I turn around your, your stupid, simply safe camera is showing something else delivered to your house. Yeah, that's simply safe back. com. Pissing and moaning about that night

They're not reading the doorbell And they're just leaving it there They're just taking a picture And who's running and that's There must be in a hurry And what are they doing? You're always complaining But you always get in items.

Trust me. I know, I know. You trust me over, Jeffrey. You want me. Because the problem is like today I got the email, we drafted $1208 and 82 cents. Okay.

Is it worth it? And then now going through it, you know what? The answer? Yes. because originally, I remember when it was like $99. Yeah. Right? And then Jeff Bezos got a divorce and decided to cheat on his wife.

No, I don't think he said. The wife said, you're going to pay, I want half. And they decided, look, I'm only going to take $37 billion from you. And I'll still make you be the richest, same richest guy in the world, fine. And you can, you know, have all the fine, whatever. I get, well, I'll just take $37 billion. and Jeff was like, we need to raise the price for Amazon Prime

and I need to pay the wife. And everybody was like, by the way, okay. On the website, it says the annual fee is $119 a year. My bank account says $128 with $82. So I still have to pay taxes on that?

And shippling handling all that stuff? What is shipping and handling to me? And why am I paying taxes on that? You know, that $10 is for, is for, that's for freaking wife That's for the wife. That's McKenzie. You aren't lying it is.

The membership's only 119. Add an extra 10 to everyone. If somebody complains, give it back. But the extra 10 is for the wife. I mean, I can't prove any of that, but I'm just saying it's possible. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a Coca-Cola zero desperately.

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No. I said it's more on trivia. That you could have. That's still my merchandise. Actually, I should tell some of that. Why is that some of that and not on my page? Because it's not in your show.

We've had this conversation. No, but I'm the commissioner of more on trivia. I don't think that matters for this. It should. Whose show is it on? I am the commissioner of more. Anyway. The,

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I know. I know. So I can have a way for you to save some money that can go to your Amazon bill. Come on, man. Okay. It's $128, $18. Two cents.

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Family finds $600,000 of cocaine while on vacation. How do we know this story? Because they turned it in. Or they called the cops. Correct. What? Correct. So they're walking along the beach playing on vacation in South Carolina.

All you kids, go ahead, play in the sand, dig her out. Don't worry. I know there were some storms coming through here. Stuff. Dorian came through. Just go playing the sand and have some fun with you kids. Hey, Dad. Dad.

What is this? It looks like a package of something. I don't know, kids. Let's take it back to the hotel room. Okay. Let's open it up. I wonder what's in it. That looks like cocaine.

It's weird. Did he do the TV? TV show test, he licked it, put it in his gums. I know I would have. So it's about, they find about the one thing that brought back to the apartment

is about 50 pounds. Oof. Jeffie was the street market. So let's, about 30 grand. I'm sorry? It's about 30 grand. I could pay my house. And I could get a new Tesla. And so, they decided, wow,

I wonder. Who can we sell this to so we could get $30,000? They didn't think that, though. Are you sure? Weird because they called the police. And they walked the police down to where they found this one, and they found 20 more. So there's niches.

Not only they're... Oh, these people are going to... They're not because they didn't give their names, and they don't want to give their names. They know already. I'd be about what I'd like to know. And we will never know the answer to this. But what I'd like to know is if there was actually only 20 kilos on the beach.

So you'd think maybe someone pocket it some and then slowly, slowly the word. Okay. Sorry. Sorry. Chris. I'm not accusing anyone. This is in South Carolina? Yes.

Fripp Island. Just, no, no. I just a thought. I believe I would have, you know. So let's say you find 20. Let's say I find 20. You find 20 bricks of cocaine on the beach. I'm turning in 10.

Oh, we've had this conversation. Because I want people to know I'm a good guy. Absolutely. I follow the law. Yes. And I don't want the cartels to think that I have any of their drugs. Yes. But they know how much they ship, though.

But I don't know how much washed up on the beach. Oh, true. true true true I mean all of it they might there might be a hundred of those damn containers floating around out there yeah they only found 20 I mean 10

yeah you gotta get your story 10 when I was up okay yeah you know and Jeffrey everybody knows that you want you're a good guy but you know this also a good guy has some debt that you would like to pay off thank you you know thank you

and it's 30,000 30,000 yeah times 10 that's not bad that is not bad at all not bad for nothing absolutely you just walk

it's literally like finding a trisha chest and look you're not going to get 30 grand right street value is 30 grand so you're 15 right and really probably 10

10 and if the guy has a gun on his hip okay is it five all so take them all for 35000

okay right take them all for 50,000 just put your gun away take them all and I'll walk away have a nice day take care

Right, and it's cocaine, so it's not like I could find a cocaine dealer, like I could find a marijuana dealer. So you have to also put that in the perspective of how fast- You could find it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, me, me, me. Like, if I find 20 things of cocaine, I might just take five and turning 15 because I don't know any dealers that do cocaine. And I don't think any dealers that I know that do marijuana would like to up. upgrade their cells to cocaine. Well, first,

I'm sure that one of your marijuana dealers will be able to help you out. I would be willing to bet on that. Just a, that's a thought. And if you want to think how close we are to socialism, and I know this isn't too political, but if we are close to socialism here in America, PG&E out in California,

are shutting people's power off. Over 500,000 right now. Why? Because of possible fire hazard. Remember they got in the big trouble for the big fires out there? California. They're all burning.

So they file for bankruptcy. And now they said, okay, we're shutting down. If it looks like the big storms and it could possibly have wildfire dangers are elevated, we're just going to shut people's power off. So 22 counties.

Wow. 50013,000 customers. Off. It's like Chernobyl. And we're going to have, look, we'll try to get it back on. What? We'll try to get it back on a couple of days. A couple of days.

A day and a half, maybe. Wow. So good luck, God bless. That's what you gave, California. No problem. You wanted it. You got it. It's all yours.

That's what you get for pressure in those companies. I mean, they say that it could eventually impact about 800,000 customers. So, I mean,

if you're, I would get your phones charged now. I would invest in generators. You may be not a bad idea to invest in generator money. Yes. A lot of paycheck supply.

I mean, right now, if you go, to shopblazedmedia.com slash jeffy. You could get the chewing the fat generator for 10% I wish I wish that was true. I wish that was true. Oh my gosh, do I wish that were true?

And another story let me leave you with this story. I think this is one of my favorite stories. An Arizona man complains that his upstairs neighbors in the apartment that he's living in making too much noise. And he goes upstairs and he banged other stop making so much noise and the neighbors are saying he hit the door so hard he put it

like a dent underneath the people stop making so much noise but they claimed they were getting ready for bed and they weren't going to open the door for him so he's still angry and he goes back down to his oh no it goes back down to his apartment and he's so mad and so angry that there's so much noise, he pulls out his handgun and he upstairs. And that wasn't enough. So I'm going to shoot it again. And you know what? That's not enough. I think they're still making more noise. I'm going to shoot it again. And then I'm going to shoot it one more time. Only this time is going to shoot me in the face. I'm so bad. I'm so mad at these people upstairs. I shot my myself in the face.

So, um, just a helpful hit from chewing the fat today, from me to you. All right, when you get angry and you pull out the weapon, you want to start firing it, shooting at the,

shooting up through the ceiling, uh, I don't know, make sure you keep your face out of the way. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. All right, this story has been bugging me since, well last night really, but then I couldn't get to it fully during my chewing the fat segment on Pat Unleased this morning. But I didn't realize that this was a problem.

All right? And I still don't think it is. Is it a problem? I don't think it is. One in five students. And I'd like to see the studies on this too, by the way. There's no studies on this. They're just saying it out loud.

one in five, according to this, one in five students struggle with access to clean clothes, which leads to students missing school. And those kids who miss school are seven times more likely to drop out. Okay. Now, I'll give you, kids who miss school are seven times more likely to drop out. Are they missing school because, they don't have access to clean clothes. I find that very, very hard to believe.

So when Whirlpool heard of this horrific thing going on, students not having access to clean clothes, Whirlpool had to take care of it. So they decided to break down this barrier to attendance. I can't. So there's a program, care counts. It's the care counts laundry program, which has grown to support students in need across 18 U.S.

cities, 18, providing laundry machines for more than 38,000 students in 82 schools around the country. All right? You and I, you and I are providing laundry machines for 38,000 students. in 82 schools around the country. My question is, after Whirlpool drops off the laundry,

the washer machine and the dryer, they're breaking the barrier with their Whirlpool laundry program for Care Counds, who the heck pays for this? Who's paying for the water? Who's paying for the electricity? Who's paying for the laundry soap? The school!

Who's paying? I don't know if you know this or not, The school is you and me. I'm in Texas. Tax dollars, my friend. Tax dollars are paying for that. Plus, I find that very hard to believe that students. I mean, I hate laundromats now because as a kid, my mother would take us to the laundromat to make sure that we had clean clothes.

You're telling me none of these families have access to a laundromat. to a washer and dryer in, I don't know, their building or in their apartment complex, I don't believe it. But, I mean, thank you to Whirlpool. If there's a problem, thanks for dropping off the washer and dryer to their helping the care counts laundry program. Yes?

I can see what you mean, but. Oh, my gosh. But what? Do you prefer the government doing it? Because I feel like now you just want government to step in and do it instead of war. I don't. Then why are you complaining? The government is doing it.

That's my point. Do you want kids to suffer without an education? I realize that Whirlpool. Whirlpool is helping everyone out. Thank you, Whirlpool. And I mean that. Thank you. You can send one to 6301 Riverside Drive.

I can come to work with dirty clothes. Jeff Fisher. We need to care. Thank you. We need a care council laundry program for workers because we can't come to work with dirty clothes. Sometimes I'm like, I feel disgusting when I come to it because I got dirty clothes. And trust me, you are. And I don't want to say anything.

Oh, you didn't want to say anything? I don't want to say anything. But there's other people that have come to me. What? Yeah, they've come to me. And they've complained about you. So, World Pool. How about Washington?

If Whirlpool will fix that problem. But they've complained about that, then, yes. If it's dirty clothes that's making them complain to me about you, I say bringing the whirlpools. But who pay, it's after that. The government is paying for it. I don't know if you know this, but washing and dryers just don't work for free.

They just don't hook up for free. I already sure about that. I wanted to quote you on this. Yes, you can. But I don't have, I don't, I feel like that is way too much of a quote. Really? Jeff Fisher, yes. washer and dryers don't work for free.

You can quote me on that. Laundry soap and dryer sheets and water and electricity. That doesn't just happen. Keep those kids in school, though, thank you. Keep those kids in school. Also, this is fun, and I think I want to be a part of it. Scientists have discovered 20 new moons around Santor. Santor.

Santern. It's a new planet. A lot of people call it Saturn. Oh, okay, okay. A lot of people call it Saturn. For some reason, I've decided that it has a new name, Santorne. Santern, the new planet. It's because it has 20 new moons.

They've renamed it from Saturn to Saturn. I don't know why I... Anyway, so they have 20 new moons, and they want people to name them. So are we going to have a... Chew into Fat Moon? Thank you. Thank you. Are we going to have a stupid McFast?

face, moon, what was the, remember everybody was naming the... Bode MacBody Face. But we do need chewing the fat. Is this like the stars, will they say you can name a star? I don't know. Or everybody, yep, you got it.

It's your... Yeah, that one star, that is all yours. That moon is yours. So you can, I guess if you, if you tweet your names to at Saturn Lunacy, at Saturn lunacy.

S-A-T-U-R-N-L-U-N-A-C-Y, using the hashtag name Saturn's moons. Saturn's with an S, moons with an S, and you do it before December 6th. So, we need a chewing the fat moon. Heck yeah, we need a chewing the fat moon. No kidding, man. We need a, we need an 18 moon.

We need a Fisher Air Moon. Oh, no. So also under this, you also have a hashtag named Jupiter moons too. So we have, you could name your Saturn Moon. Moons of Jupiter, right? Yeah, names, name Jupiter, yeah. But I think that, I don't know, is that still ongoing? That's still ongoing, yeah, because I just went and that one is still ongoing.

All right. So we could have a moon in Jupiter. All right. And what was the new planet? The center. Sand turn. Yeah, and then the Santern. Okay, so what we need is in Santern, we need a chewing,

and then in Saturn we need fat. Chewing fat. And then when they find a new one, that's because the, that's the the one. For right now, we're just going to skip the, the. Yeah. Maybe just maybe instead of chewing, we'll obviously submit chewing the fat. But maybe we submit just CTF. Yeah.

And so far, the number one name is Mooney Macmoonface. Thank you. That's the number one right now. Of course. This is why you don't give the internet a name rights. Oh, come on. I mean, people want to name it after shows and stuff. It's so stupid.

Remember Bodie MacBootyface? No, no, no. I know we talked about it. Did you see that the city is no longer going to name it, Botech Bollies? No, because they're smarter than you anyway. We asked. We asked what you wanted.

People are upset. They should be. They should be because they should have given parameters or said, you know, we want to name it one of these five names, pick one. Or, you know, here's 10 names, pick one. Or whatever the case is, but they didn't give anybody into parameters. So they said, pick a name. And that was the name that everybody picked. So they should absolutely sign it.

Then in a couple years, you change it. change it when the thing is gone. And you just say, okay, you know, we all, we got the joke, but let's name it, you know, chewing the fat. Which, by the way, the new planet that you talked about has 82 moons already. So like, I think chewing the fat deserves it. I think we could just have like each moon is a letter. And since they orbit, you know, around Saturn.

And we have to... How many times in our lifetime do they line up enough to see chewing the fat out of all the moons? Every 18 years. I mean, be worth a shot. We've got to send up NASA. I want the shot.

I want the shot of the moons lined up. That'd be tremendous. Then we get the little kid thing hanging from the ceiling with the 82 moons and the... The mobile device, yeah. Yes. Oh, we have to.

have that either with Saturn or Santor either one