Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 220 | Fat Pile Friday - Zombie Animals EDITION

Episode Date: October 11, 2019

Zombie animals are in the RISE so be careful out there. Pigs are using tools so move out of spider pig. Lets keep the Friday cheating theme going and talk about home wrecker laws and the most sinful states in the U.S.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. For the love of all that is holy and human and precious in our lives. Yesterday, we told you about air-breathing fish that are looking to take over the globe. Today, we're back to being concerned about zombie deer. It's time to be scared. It's time to be scared, I think. We know about the zombie animals that are starting to take over some areas. Kansas, Colorado, Wyoming are seeing destruction from zombie animals.

But now Nevada is concerned in trying to keep them out of their state. Right? I know. It's the chronic wasting disease, highly contagious. Causes symptoms such as lack of fear of humans. Anything else it causes I don't care about. If they have fear, if they lack fear of humans, we are doomed. That's it.

But then you have the, but it's highly contagious. So then you have the carcasses. I mean to tell you, uh, I don't want to, you know, I hate to start Friday, Fat Pile Friday out on a downer, but we are doomed.

Okay. I'm sorry, I, I had to go to the end because I'm starting to watch a video now. It finally loaded because I could never get the story to load. The headline is unprecedented video shows pigs using tools. So if you think sick animals we are doomed to add, my friend, now we have pigs using tools.

Now I can never get the video to load, so it might not be true. But we know that we have chimps, elephants, dolphins, otters, crows, and, I mean, the humans, are among the few creatures on Earth to use tools.

Have we seen crows using tools? Really? I don't remember seeing crows use tools. But apparently we now have pigs that can use tools. It was published this week in the mammalian biology. I haven't received my weekly copy of

mammalian biology yet, so I apologize. I haven't read the entire story. But biologist Meredith Root Bernstein from the Institute of Ecology and Biodiversity in Chile and the French National Institute of Agriculture Research observed multiple instances of tool use in warty pigs.

All right, so we've got to pause. We were pausing the episode right now. I want to see the video. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Bad. please hold

someone will be with you as soon as possible for Spaniel Opima dos Okay okay thank you thanks for holding I appreciate it

Wasn't worth it I'm sorry No okay what we have is a Wardy pig who finds a big stick picks it up

and starts playing with the stick and it starts throwing dirt. So now he continues to do it and he appears as though he's digging a hole when all he's doing is playing with a stupid stick. Okay. I think not again.

I am not part of the biology team at the Institute of Ecology and Biodiversity in Chile. I haven't published in the mammalian biology in Biology Weekly, but I'm just saying that I don't think we have to be concerned about pigs using tools. That's just me. So we've talked to the past about all these places that are trying to get Airbnb money now. You know,

we've got the potato place in Idaho, and we've got the old Dingleberry House. Yeah, downtown Abbey House. other places that are Airbnb worthy. Well, now the Goodyear Blimp has joined the list. The Good Year Blimp has joined the list for the Airbnb. Three nights only.

And it's not going to fly. I know. Don't look at me. That didn't come up with the idea. I don't work for Goodyear. But they've refurbished inside. Now they've got about 85 Good Year blimps. Actually, I don't know how many they have,

but they've got more than one. Multiple Goodyear blimbs. around the country. And so one of them, October 22nd through the 24th of 2019, so later this month, if you're listening live, they have three good years?

Okay. Like I said, they've got like 84 good year blimbs around the country. Pretty close. Almost 84. But they refurbished the inside of the blimp. And so you could stay in the blimp, hangar, big deal. I mean, I've flown

in a blimp before. Aren't you a blimp? It is a fat joke. I got it. But I have a, have you ever, you think, aren't you already a blimp? I don't know, how can you fly? I mean,

a little slow on the shot, but okay. And they're fun. They're fun. They're a lot louder than you think. I've flown in the outback steakhouse blimp. around town. I took my youngest son

and we flew all over, you know, over Tampa Bay and all over the stadium and they have the blimp was in town. It's really fun and it's really loud. You know, that's why you, I don't know, that's why you wear headsets. And there's not a lot of room.

You know, you have, because if you're up in the blimp, you got the pilot. And then if you're, if you got the cameraman up in there, you, that's, you know, you're jam-packed. So up for the ride, you've just got the pilot. and then, you know, you have a couple of seats to ride along in the blimp. And it's a lot of fun, and it's, you know, fun to say that you've flown in a blimp before.

But you're going to pay money. And it doesn't say how much good year is charging here. I bet you there, wait a minute. I mean, you think it's a good price? $150 a night to stay in a blimp that's, to stay in the blimp in the hangar? I don't know. I mean, I can stay at Holiday Inn express and get breakfast for less than 150 a night and go walk by the blimp in the morning.

Oh, there's the blimp. Great. Oh, look, it's going to fly over the hotel. Yep. There it is. I'm going to go back to the hotel room now and take a nap. That's pretty steep. Pretty steep.

And so also, during my Chew of the Fat segment this week on Pat, during Pat Unleashed, I talked about selfie queen. who was trying to get closer to a billy goat. And the billy goat was on a rope. And she kept backing up getting closer. And the billy goat, she finally got close enough where the billy goat head butted her, right in the back of the head,

which was great. I mean, I love that. But she was still alive, right? I mean, she lived through it. But we hear stories all the time about people who, you know, trying to get that perfect selfie shot, and they end up perishing. and we now have

four more to add to the list there's a dam in India that these people were trying to get there get that selfie shot get that magical selfie shot and if I just back up just a little more

I can get this perfect I just don't just smile just stand and move to the right and not four of them over the edge of the dam I'm it's not stop laughing it's not funny you're right he's not funny I mean I thank you

no it is not I mean India first of all India big time I mean they recorded the highest number of selfie deaths of any country in the world so Indians are trying to not American Indians but I mean Indians from India are trying to you know give us beautiful selfie shots and this cost what's that

Did you say that on the air? And I was just making a distinction between American Indians and Indians from the country of India. And that distinction is really funny. Really funny is that distinction. Anyway, we feel...

We feel... Yeah, email chewing the fat. Email chewing the fat at the blaze.com and we'll tell you the joke that's the distinction between the American Indians and Indians from the country of India because it's funny

but I mean you could probably get away with it and you have no idea how I want to desperately and I'm actually ready to punch myself in the face for not doing it but I won't I won't

because part of the Blaze podcast network Go to the blaze.com slash podcast. You could subscribe to chewing the fat. Just click on chewing the fat and whatever happy little platform you want to use. Click on that and you could subscribe to the podcast, which you need to do, by the way.

And right now, it's free. I just found out that it's free. I don't know when it's going to end. It's been always free. No, I mean, sure, it's been. Then free up to now. Yes. Not up to now, but we don't know how long it's going to last.

Sure. Sure. You don't know how long it's going to remain free. Wow. But I find it, it talks about how they want to take it over the same spot on the damn when they slipped. And the water level had increased. But I don't know.

It doesn't say if like they were all four there and then one grabbed the other and they kept trying to save each other and they all went down or if it was separate. Yes. Yes. Yes, there's a tear to my eye. We have more on Jeffrey Epstein news, too. I mean, this guy is never ending, man. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, never ending.

And Prince Andrew is doomed. Doomed, man. They have tried to distance him from Jeffrey Epstein, and he just keeps getting worse and worse for him, man. He might as well just give up. Give up. So now apparently he was at some big party that he felt. flew to. He flies in for a party, this 2010 party. Right. So, and he's caught, there's a picture of him and Epstein strolling through Central Park together. Buds. I mean, they're, they're, they're at the,

the front, the Upper East Side Mansion. Uh, he'd already done jail time. All right. I mean, he's already, he's already a dirt bag. Just not officially, uh, the, uh, the, 2019 dirtbag and he claims that the trip was wildly misinterpreted. The prince

says, whoa, whoa, no, I didn't fly in for any parties or to hang out. We were buds and I flew in to let him know that I couldn't be his friend anymore.

I wanted to break up with him Shut up I want to believe that really Does any Prince Nice try It wasn't even a nice try really But no one believes you I even stuck up for you with the picture of the girl

Because I do believe that was a fake picture I still believe it Right What? Right I still believe it And the picture was not you know

I think it was fake it's photoshopped but for us to believe that he flew into New York to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein because he wanted to break up their friendship

I don't know if you know this this was in 2010 in 2010 they still had created yeah they did have fax machines they did they did have fax machines they had telegram

they had telegrams they still had telegrams they still had telegrams I did still have still have that. Stop the Pony Express. The Pony Express was not around anymore. But the USPS was, you know, the UPS service was still there. SPS, UPS, FedEx.

They were still around 2010. And there was also a thing called up. Oh, Morse code. Yeah, that was too long. Morris code, you could still use that. If Jeffrey had a, you know, a little, do, tte-d-d-d-detector on the other end.

But there was another thing. Pigeon? Pigeons. I love pigeons. Pigeons were still around. I never tell you about the, Anyway, of course I have. I've told you about when I worked for Mr. Wallace when I was a kid.

He was a pigeon guy from World War I. Anyway, pitchers were still around. There was another thing, too, though. Smoke signals? You could use smoke signals from American Indians. You could do that. Not from India Indians, but American Indians. Oh my gosh, do I want to say that?

Email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com if you want that joke. And I apologize in advance for not. not saying it out loud. I do. I apologize in advance. It's going to eat at me the entire weekend. But there's still one more thing that he could have used. Email in 2010, yeah, there was emails in 2010.

They sure were not as prevalent. I feel like it wasn't as prevalent as it is now, but it was definitely there in 2010. 100% Skype. Was Skype around 2010? I don't think so. Don't think so. Pretty close, though, in that time frame. Right? I mean, we were getting into that time frame.

so there was no FaceTime or anything like that I don't think I mean we were getting close to those days but it was still you know he didn't want to use it but there was still something that you could have still something that he could have used I'm trying to think if you wanted to break up with somebody that's thousands of T's free phone thousands of miles away the Routisory phone

the phone that's what it is Why couldn't I think of that? How do you know? I had to break up with Jeffrey Epstein, but I couldn't use the phone. When you break up with somebody, you want to do it in person. I broke up with a lot of people,

and in person is better than over the phone. Oh, okay. And experts tell you when you're going to break up with somebody, it's better to do it in person than over a letter or calling or texting. I apologize then. That's exactly what it was. Oh no.

News from Twitter. Twitter says that, okay, phone numbers intended to help bolster their security, emails that are supposed to keep your security safe. they were inadvertently used by a partner in audiences advertising systems. Don't darn the luck. I mean, we didn't mean it. We recently discovered that when you provided an email or phone number for safety and security purposes, for example, you were to use that for the two-factor authentication.

We inadvertently found out that it had been used for advertising purposes. Oh, we're so darn sorry. We're so sorry, we got caught. Gosh darn the luck. We're going to do our darnest to, we're going to do our darn just to not make sure this doesn't happen again. and we're going to try to put it into it at all. I mean, it was, whew, man, we wish, we wish something like this hadn't happened.

We sure do, man, but you know what? We apologize. We're sorry. Are you? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, to do, break in news. What? Wait, I mean, is that, again, we, we, We seriously have spared no expense here on June the FAPFOR.

You can tell, the budget is clearly... Breaking news. Breaking news. Yes. The budget is clearly here. Don't try to make me feel good with actual production. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't try to... This is somebody else's production. We could use that. No. I won't have it. Ditt do to do. Breaking news. Thank you.

Thank you. So... What is the news? The news is coming out of our favorite place here in the chewing the fat. Employees in India and Romania allegedly are watching people. This is India, India, India, not American Indian. No, no, this is our favorite country. So we're talking about, we've got a distinction between American Indians and Indian Indians.

Again, you can email chewing the fat at the blaze.com if you want to know that. that I am going to, it's going to eat at me the entire weekend for not telling you. Absolutely. Amazon employees watch home security footage from cloud cams, including videos of owners having sex. What? I won't hear of it. According to the employees in India and Romania, the reason why they were watching is, you know,

they want to annotate footage to improve AI. Oh, of course. Of course, they were monitoring for our safety. Yeah, yeah. According to the employees, the Amazon employees, they are, we're probably watching videos, and we see customers having sex all the time. And we turn away, of course.

I mean, it's obvious if that would happen, we'd shut it right off. The company is watching up to 150, 20 to 30 seconds per day. Look, if you were, if you worked for a couple, that was monitoring people's homes. And you were busy monitoring their home. And you were obviously monitoring it for their safety.

And, oh, look, Millie and Fred are home and they're having sex. Are you going to turn it off? Yes. You are? Absolutely. Because I'm not. But... That's the difference between you and me.

I probably am not getting hired at that place. I go into Amazon. They tell Bloomberg that. all the clips that the employees watched came from agreed testers that were testing the software from customers who had sent them from... It was for their safety. Hey, you've got, can we put cameras in your house and we want to update and test our system and everything?

So, you know, you're going to be monitored 24-7. Jeffrey, do you have an Amazon Cloud Cam? Okay. Because according to this report, the cloud cam owners are not worn in the terms of conditions about the fact that the video might be watched by actual people. But it just said that these people were warned. Yeah. No, these people volunteered. Okay.

Yes. So they knew. They knew they were being monitored. Yes. But according to this, also is in the terms and the condition. It says that these would never be watched by humans. Oh. So.

And they're also not, so, and if it doesn't matter. Right. So it's possible that let's say if I admit to having one. Yeah. In my home. Class Hasrian lawsuit. That, uh, right. And you're the first one, baby.

Right. So how many do you have? I don't want to admit to have it four, but, uh, I had four because I was concerned for the safety of my family. and relatives. And now I'm embarrassed. I can't barely, I can't even. You can't?

According to Amazon, the employees that were tasked watching this video were doing it just from their work secure offices and they were not allowed to take their phones inside. Right. Wow. Come on. Come on.

You know there's a phone there and little India, Indian from India, was like, hey, Mohammed, look at this. Yeah, you aren't kidding. Look at this couple from Texas. Yeah, because it's not available overseas. It's only available in the United States. So.

Huh. Yeah, CloudCam are not available to buyers in the UK, but those in the U.S. pay a full price of $119.99. By the way, you get the same camera from Simplice for $99. This is not a paid endorsement. There's something that's not really good for cheaters. North Carolina man has won $750,000 in a lawsuit against the man he alleged broke up his marriage.

Kevin Howard married for 12 years when his wife said, we need to I think our lives would be better apart than together he claims it was like someone calling you and telling you that a family member had tragically died

and it's it is rough when you find out a spouse wants to divorce believe me Howard was awarded the settlement against the ex-wife's lover under the North Carolina's

alienation of affection law under the alienation of affection law known as the homewrecker law the case can be brought to court by a spouse who has been deserted because of the actions of a third party well she didn't desert them she just said get out

I'm in love with somebody else douche get out of my house now he claims that I filed this case because I believe it's very important that people understand the sanctity of marriage is important especially in this day and age when people question everyone's morals. Amen.

Preach it. People questions everyone's liability of a person in this state backed me up on it. Now there are six other states that allow home record lawsuits. Here we go. Wait a minute. Hawaii, Illinois, New Mexico, Mississippi, South Dakota, Utah. You're safe. the North Carolina goes back to the 80s

Wow And it goes back to the 1800s Life was good English law dating back to 1745 When wives were considered property Oh I don't hear you hollering amen to that I don't hear you hollered amen to that

Amen I don't hear you saying you don't get those days back. You don't get those days back. I didn't hear you say good times. You know those were the good times, the 1800s. Oh my gosh. 1745. Do you remember that day? What were you doing, Jeffrey? 1945. 1745. I don't know. I was buying wives. I was busy buying wives because they were property. Different times. Different times. It's a different time. You can't judge them by 2019 standards. It was a different time. I don't remember what I was tweeting, but it was a different time. Wait, you were tweeting in 1745? Yeah, yeah, I tweeted. I used a stone and I'd type out a note.

Not a bird? No, no, no. Kelly Gonzalez, an independent attorney said, I think the law should be repealed. Amen? No, no, no. We're not repealing. No, no. Okay. We're not repealing the law. Okay, sorry. These homebreakers need to pay. But it's supposed to be desertion, right? So she didn't desert him. She told them she wanted to get a divorce. So I'm real sure I understand that. But the courts agreed with him. Now, according to him, he came, the spouse, the boyfriend, the third party, had been to the house and ate dinner with the wife and the children.

Oh, hell no. He would visit her while I was at work. He's luck, Eddie, and he can just go in. No, I'm pretty sure. Oh, we're just having Bill over for dinner. Yeah, we're just going to bring him over. Kids, remember Uncle Billy? Oh, yeah, he was just over this afternoon, Bob.

No, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. No, no. Remember when he comes? Oh, that. We don't tell Daddy. That wasn't Billy's silly. That was a repair man.

That was the mailman dropping some stuff off. The milkman, you know? The kids don't know what they're talking about, honey. Don't worry about it. Just sit down and have some dinner. I really don't like this meal. I know, but this is Billy's favorite. Mommy, mommy, you remember what's three chicken?

Is Billy coming over again? I thought Daddy said he didn't like this anymore. I know he did, baby, but Daddy's not going to be around much longer, okay? I mean, it's sad. No wonder he was pissed. Yeah, I'll be pissed, too. Okay, then you've got to find a way to pay it right. How about you go find a motel and you do it over there?

Right. Even if he doesn't get the 750,000 a sense of message, right? Yes. Yes. What are you doing? Be a normal cheater. Go to a hotel room. Thank you.

That's why hotels are still a thing. Do it in your office. Now, I will say, of course he stopped by. Of course he stopped by when you were at work. What are you supposed to do? When you're sleeping? The kids are in school. You're at work?

Bown chick a pound. Hello? Hey, it's Billy. Hey, Billy. Hmm. How about some rotisserie chicken? Yes. Well, as long as we're talking about, you know, cheaters and homewreckers and North Carolina

with their homewrecker law, along with one, six or seven other states with the homewrecker law. Well, last Friday we talked about the, you know, the cheating laws. Is that our Friday theme? That's a Friday theme. That's a Friday theme, yeah. Okay, well, let's go to, you know, the most sinful states. I mean, our friends at Wallahub, our friends at Wallahub, who I love them. I love them.

I love them. I'm a fan of them. Are you a member? Of course I am. Oh, I became a member yesterday. I mean, huge, huge. It's free. Huge.

And they monitor everything for you. I'm in the winter circle. You're in a winner circle. Yeah. I thought that was just for horses and cars. No, that's the winter circle of Wallhead. Okay. Yeah.

I've been a member since the beginning. I can't even. Just like I became a founder's member of. I can't remember. No, I'm not a member of Disney Plus. You people tick me off so bad with that Disney founders club member bull crap. I feel like I want to do it so bad. But you can't because...

I'm not doing it. You can't because... I'm not doing it. Damn it. I'll give you my password. When I find out that they've actually given... What is you called again? The Founders Circle?

Fendor Circle. If you get something extra special, then I'll be pissed. But you get nothing. Disney, please. You get nothing. Just send me anything. It could be a stupid paste-up of something. Could be the eyeball of a Mickey.

that fell from a kid 20 years ago. Something special. Just send me in the mail, please. Right now you got nothing. How I wish. This is something. Anyway, so I've been, you know, winter circle of Wallet Up for, I don't know. I can't even, I can't remember how long.

So they've got a list of the most sinful states. Okay. Now, they compared anger and hatred, jealousy, excesses, advices. greed, lust, vanity, laziness for the most sinful states. I mean, personally, that sounds like a decent place. That's a freaking amazing place to live in. I know.

It certainly is. It's like the ideal person you want to befriend. So the top ten. Here we go, top ten. Most sinful states in the United States of America. Coming at number 10. Number 10. Arizona.

Yeah, it's hot. There's nothing there to do. It's hot. Number nine. Michigan. Hey, that's where you're from. I know. That's nice.

I know. It's amazing that I'm looking at this top 10th. I know. Just read it. Just read it because the audience is going to connect the thoughts. They are? Oh, absolutely. I don't know how they'll do that.

Number eight. Number eight, Illinois. Is that next to Michigan? It was over there somewhere. I close in. Georgia, number seven. The peach state. Yeah.

I spent some time in Georgia. I like Georgia. It's a good state. Number six, Louisiana. The swamp. Yeah. Louisiana, New Orleans, man. Oof, that's got to be,

that's a powerful time there. That's a lot of sin in there. I know. I like it. Number five, Tennessee. Oh, here we go. Tennessee. And they're number one in hatred and anger, by the way.

Really weird. Okay. Number four. Coming in at number. four, the most sinful state in the United States of America, Texas. By the way, Texas ranks number one in lust. I know. Number three, California, of course.

Yeah, of course. The number two most sinful state in America, Florida. Which they rank number one in jealousy. No wonder these people are killing each other. People are pissed. Yeah. Why does he have a better color than me? Yeah.

Yeah. Why? Is that bitch wearing my swimsuit? And you're done. On the beach, man, it's over. They're dragging people out of the golf. Can I quit you on that? Yes.

Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Is that bitch wearing my swimsuit? Yeah, absolutely. It's a quote. Number one, the number one most sinful state in America, the great state of, Nevada.

Congratulations, somebody. Congratulations. They rank number one in green. They rank number three in jealousy, number four in excessive. Oh, excesses advice. Excess. Laciness number five.

They just... Yeah, they're strong. They're strong. And that's, I mean, obviously, that's Las Vegas, right? But there's also Reno. There's nothing that to do. You've got the high desert out there where Art Bell lived.

I mean, you get it all. I mean, Nevada's definitely strong. But then Florida, I spent a few years in Florida Texas Spent a few years in Texas Michigan Spent a few years in Michigan

That's three out of the top ten And I spent some time in I know I know people connecting the dots I told you they don't need help That was pretty strong It's only three out of the top ten Come on now

I did I only spent A little bit of time in Georgia But I liked it was a good time And Louisiana Spent just a little bit of time of Louisiana. Enough to hurt those rankings. I don't know about that. So, I mean, three out of the top ten I've spent quite a bit of time in.

Five out of the top ten or another two I've spent, you know, eh. Did you see the most violent crime per capita? The states? Yeah. It's very interesting. Ty for first is Alaska, New Mexico, Tennessee. Why is Alaska so violent about? There's like two people over there.

Yeah, but those two people hate each other. They're pissed. They're like, man, if I have to hear that guy tell me about how good his igloo is, I will kill him. And then they do. They shoot each other over it. And then the highest share of population with gambling disorder, Mississippi comes in at first. Mississippi's strong. I mean, they've got gambling all along the Gulf.

They've got all kinds of gambling on the coast there. Yeah, all kinds of casinos. Like Nevada comes number five. Unbelievable. But Mississippi has got casinos and there's, you know, people come there from all over. Obviously people come to Nevada and it's, you know, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, no question. But Mississippi's really big. I love this one, the highest average time spend on porn websites.

Mississippi again. I mean, unless you're gambling, what are you going to do? Walk the town? What are you going to do? Walk the town. In Mississippi, what is there to see? Hey, there's the bus. There's the bus I rode in here on.

And Hawaii number two for the porn sites. Yeah. It's usually Utah. Time spent on. Time spent. I got time spent. So maybe, I mean, that's probably, that's a strong rank, right, time spent. Because you're making the distance.

Oh, yeah. You're there for more than three minutes. Most people are not lasting that long. No, no, no, no. You're there maybe three minutes tops if you cannot find the right category that you were looking for. And even by then. Yeah, you're done by two.

One and a half, maybe. I got to find a better category next time. Highest percentage of adults not exercising. Kentucky. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we talked about this before about the exercising. I remember that because Texas is number third. I mean, we've got, Texas is probably, I wonder what the number one state.

We saw at one point with the number one state was for the amount of gyms in the state because I feel like there's a gym on every corner in Texas and nobody's exercising. But we've got a lot of people moving here too. You know, we've got a big percentage of people moving here. But there's gyms everywhere in Texas. There's the big gyms, the little gyms, small gyms, fat gyms, skinny gyms, even gyms with chicken pox are in Texas, man. Here's a top 10 states with most gyms, South Dakota, Nebraska.

That doesn't. Colorado. Those doesn't, there's nobody there. Brian. Louisiana. New Hampshire, number four, Iowa, number three, Wisconsin,

Connecticut, and number one, Minnesota. That list is not correct. And that is by exercises.com. That's what I see. I could not find a while the hub.

I could not find a lot of one. They've paid big money. Oh, this is a big gym? Yeah, this is big gym. Yes. That's not true.

That is not true. All right, before we talk about some new, you know, we talk a lot about this week about App Wars and now I see another, I don't know that I technically think it's an app, an app, I think it's another channel.

Another page channel that I'm going to have to get that they're creating content is just frustrating to me. But before I tell you about that, let me tell you that a couple days left for you to get the 10% discount from shop.com. Now, if you can type in shop.com, and it

should redirect you, but the new site, is shopblazmedia.com. Shopblazmedia.com. And if you use the offer code or promo code, whatever they call it, Jeffie 10, J-E-F-F-F-Y-0, it's going to get you 10% off everything. But first, you're going to want to purchase

chewing the fat merchandise. I mean, there's a coffee mug and a T-shirt. So, hello. Go to shopblazmedia.com slash Jeffie and then, you know, get your chewing the fat merchandise. And then, you know, before you, you know, finish and pay with the shopping cart, you can search around and get some other stuff, you know, if you choose. But at the end, use the promo code Jeffie 10, J-E-F-F-Y-10, and they'll get your 10% off everything.

You're welcome. But it's good only until Sunday. Sunday night at midnight. I'm sorry. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. I'm sorry. It's not midnight. It's Sunday at 11.59 p.m.

1159, it goes away. So you too can get 10% off any merchandise and shopblazmedia.com slash jeffy with the promo code Jeffey 10 until midnight 1159 p.m. Sunday night. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Let's talk about the channel that I now have to. All right, so.

A while ago, I see the show Perpetual Grace. And I think it's on epics. And I think, oh, I'll watch that. and do I have access to epics on my cable? No. Another channel I have to pay for. Or, of course, I could get the app. So I think, well, it'll show up.

You know, if I'll find it somewhere and some access somewhere that I can watch. And I haven't found that yet. So now I have perpetual grace. And now they're telling me they're going to come up with this other Forrest Whitaker show, another original series on epics with Forrest Whitaker, which is going to be, I want to love the title is Godfather of Harlem,

which is going to be great. I know it is. It's going to be great. It's going to be Bumpy Johnson. Remember American Gangster with Danzel Washington and Russell Crow? Well, Danzel, remember, took over. The movie, was about Danzel, but he took over for Bumpy Johnson. So the guy that raised Danzel in the

movie American Gangster is now what this show is going to be about, Godfather of Harlem, and it is going to be darn good. I know it is. I like Forrest Whitaker. He's going to be able to pull this off great. It's on epics. Please. You're killing me. Just make everything free. please. You know what? That's what I want. I just want everything free. Socialism for television is what I want. Socialism for television. But Jeff, how are they going to pay the talent to create this content? Don't bog me down with facts. Don't do it. Don't bogg me down with facts. I just want to watch the shows for free.

Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. We should have entered Glenn Beck into this. The Charm Weddings and Quilted Northerns 15th annual toilet paper wedding dress contest. Now there's a guy in Chesapeake who's in the finals. I mean, obviously they have 12 designers selected for the finals of this year's contest. There were 1,500 entries.

But Glenn Beck should be a part of this. He should be a designer for the toilet paper wedding dress. I don't know if many of you know this, but I have seen his design for paper towel suits. one of my favorite times with Glenn was when we created the paper towel suit and

that day at the radio station the group, this is how long ago this was Hanson was the big group around the country and they were in the building, they came in the building and they walked by the studio at the same time Glenn had his paper towel suit on and in those days we didn't

have the mobile mic so he, we still had, we did have one of those old larger cell phones. And so he dialed the radio station and went chasing after Hanson to get an interview in his paper towel suit down the hallway. So we don't have video. There's audio somewhere in America. Somewhere somebody's got the audio of Glenn running down the hall, hollering for Hansen

to stop and talk to him. And so he could tell them about his paper towel suit. I mean, he could definitely win the toilet paper wedding dress contest. We need to do this. Speaking of the contest, why have we not, why have I not set the tortilla throwing championship from the World Series yet or the thing? Because everybody around here is focus on the Ukraine thing. Here's an idea. I don't care.

How about that? How about that? I caught you on that? Yes. Yes, you can. Why does that affect my setting the world record from Guinness on the tortilla throwing contest? Here, let me guess. Because we thought we would have Pat and Stu and you guys could do it together and we'd film you guys and we'd make it a funny bit.

And then, of course, if we do that, then we have to include Keith because he thinks he can do it. It's Keith and he's part of the show and he has to be part of it. So then, and since everybody's focused on Ukraine for the Glenn TV and radio show, we can't get Stu because he's too busy and Pat's busy because he's doing that with that. So you just have to wait. No. I mean, does that sound about what you were going to say to me? 100%.

Yes, I can feel it. Here's an idea. I don't care. We need to make this happen next week. And I noticed if we'd have done it when I first talked about it, we had a wide open hall. Now they've put those stupid picture boxes cock-eyed through the hallway. They wouldn't be stupid if one of them had your face. That's a good point.

But that's not what I'm talking. I still would have called them stupid. Maybe. So what? It's got other people's faces on it that are on Blaze TV. Hey, you know what you can do for me? I think. Now I know that this show only airs on Blaze TV, you know,

once in a while, never. And, uh, but I believe that if you go to the blazedtivy, it'll get you a discount. I, I'm telling you, I think it does, because I, I talk to someone who said that, uh, that it works. I want to know how big a deal it is. Because if it is, you need to use it to get yourself a discount on Blaze TV. Go to blazTV. Go to blaztdcvac.com slash Jeffie and get you, I bet you get you a free 50 years or something like that. So I'm going to put it here, blazetvety.com

slash. Well, no, I mean, I would use it for the promo code. Oh, use promo code Jeffie. Okay. Did I not explain that right or something? Yeah, I did. You just weren't paying attention. Um, so what you want to do is pretend like you're going to. Yes, I'm up. That's what I'm doing right now. Yeah. Oh, no, this is way too difficult. I don't want to email password. Oh, no. It's not, it's not as. It's not as easy as I thought it was going to be. I thought you had already done that. No, because usually when you go,

you see when you go BlazTV.com slash glen, it tells you how much you're going to save. Oh, there it is. It says, here's what you save. We sign up with Glenn. But if you hit blazeTV.com slash jeffey, J-E-F-F-F-Y, you can start up your trial

you get a free you get a brand new I want a concerted effort to make this happen why has it not happened yet you could do a free trial 38 free trial I mean you're welcome

but I was told that it was going to be huge massive that is massive 30 day free trial don't try to spin this. Don't do it. Don't. Don't do it. In fact, I'm done. I'm done.