Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 225 | CTF Hotline Voicemail, $41 Million Library, & Too Heavy To Fly

Episode Date: October 17, 2019

Is your bag too heavy to fly? Well here's an idea for you. Also a 41 million dollar library open in NY and it's having issues. Learn how to hide a body thanks to a CTF Hotline voicemail. Do you know Elaine from Seinfeld? We you can buy her apartment for about 8 million dollars.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now a Blaze Media podcast. I am surprised that the guy that also does a show on this network, Blaze Podcast Network, Glenn. Bad Gray is his name. No, no, I mean, not bad. I'm surprised that Glenn has not talked about this movie coming out at the end of this month, The 25th of October, by the way. My son's birthday.

My oldest son's birthday. The current war. The current war. This is him. It's Thomas Edison and George Westinghouse. The greatest inventors of the industrial age. Engage in a battle of technology and ideas that will determine whose electrical system will power the new century. Jack, backed by J.P. Morgan, Edison dazzles the world by lighting Manhattan.

but Westinghouse, aided by Tesla, sees fatal flaws in Edison's direct current design. Westinghouse and Tesla bet everything on the risky, dangerous alternating current. I mean... Does it talk about tipsy, the elephant? Glenn has talked about this forever, the dramatic story of the cutthroat race

between electricity, Titans, Edison, and Westinghouse. I mean... The guy who plays Spiderman is in it, the guy who plays Dr. Strange is in it. Yes. A lot of famous people are part of this movie. Yes. I can't believe he hasn't talked about it.

And on top of it. And they didn't spend hardly any money. Budget 20 million? Oh, that's not a lot. No. No. You have two of the iconic actors. Budget is only 25 million or 20 million?

That's probably why Glenn just wants to talk about it. It's a low budget movie. Yeah. That's right. But my favorite part of this whole movie is I look it up because I saw the promotion. for it and I thought the heck I haven't heard Glenn talk about this at all

producers there's three producers listed under the producers on the IMDV page the very first producer Harvey Weinstein he's back and this time he's pissed

I love the story of the lady they make a big deal of this lady who wears five pounds of clothes to avoid baggage fees. Good for her. Now your bag is too heavy. We're going to have to charge you an extra $50. So she opens it up and just puts the clothes on. She's got like five pairs of pants, five shirts, he's wearing five pounds of clothes. That fine. That makes the wait now. And they let her go.

Good for her. I mean, there was a story not long ago where a guy did that, trying to make a point that he had like, I don't know, a hundred pairs of pants on and stuff and they wouldn't let him do it. but that for sure I mean we've all battled that before especially for fly spirit I've battled with uh I remember having three carry-ons you can only have two right you can only have two and so I had three I had a I had a see I had a briefcase I had my suits I had a suit thing and I had another another

mobile briefcase. I had my computer bag and then I had a mobile briefcase and then I had my suit bag. And they let me travel. I traveled from like Tampa to L.A. No problem. But in L.A. they were like, you can't do that.

You got three carry. We got to charge you and put it. We got to check in. I'll charge you for that. And I'm like, no. And so I figure, I step back and I said, all right, just give me a minute.

Let me think about it. And I think, wait, I can fold the suit carrier and put the laptop container inside the suit container. So that makes it two carry-on pieces. So I did that. Okay, go ahead. So I got the same amount. I just wanted to see two.

Right. That's stupid. The spirit is unbelievable like that too. Well, I mean, you know who fly Spirit. The people that are smart and economically challenged. Yes. I've flown Spirit before, I think. Yeah, you have.

I feel like I have. Yeah, you've told me. Yes. I feel like I have. That was actually the good pilot, too. Right? That was the guy, I flew Spirit from Detroit to Dallas, and he's the guy that picked it up.

So we wouldn't crash in Dallas, because we were coming down. It was a storm and really blowing windy, and he was coming down. and then he picked it back up and took off again. And he was like, we're going to go ahead and make another go around. It's a little windy.

We're going to land this thing. We're going to try again. We're going to land this thing on the other side of the airport. Good. Thank you. Thank you. Don't try that same approach. Just do that approach on the south side.

I don't want to get out of the squeezed in seat I'm in on this piece of crap spirit airline until you actually land. So hurry the hell up. All right. So we've had some complaints. Oh, no. I know, we've had some complaints that we haven't been taking care of our CTF hotline. Oh, those complaints, okay.

They keep texting me, so that's why we haven't heard them. I mean, they just want to get your time. They want to talk to you. Yeah, but we said call, which, by the other, we need to change the outgoing message. It's been the same. We need to change that too. Hey, thanks for calling the CTF hotline. Whatever you do, don't text Chris.

only leave messages. Beep. Okay. Thank you. So you went through. I did. Listen to some of the messages.

Any worthy that you can read or we're not going to give any love to the text. No. Oh, for the text message? Oh, yeah. Here. I give any love to the text. Remember our friend

that sent us cookies from Florida? Of course. You do not. I have such a fan. Such a fan. From the Greek restaurant. Yes.

I was sure. Shut up. Okay. Um, which your name is Alicia. I mean, you say that like I wouldn't remember it. She has in the corner back,

you know, in the restaurant a sign that says reserved for chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Man, do I love this lady? And there's a picture. There's a picture. You got to send that to me. We've got to post that.

And there's your face. on a steak. I love you. Alicia. Oh my gosh. I'll have, listen, if I give,

if I give the go ahead for someone to sit in my space. Well, I'll be sitting in your space because I'm going to Florida. I'm not giving the go ahead for that, my friend. I'll be going to Florida. So I think I'm going to see her on Thursday. Is your face on that steak?

No, but I'm part of the show. Thank you. I produced a show. Yesterday you said like you're the producer of the show. I did, but I was making a point. What was that point again?

That you could do whatever. you want. Oh, that's right. Amazing. So. So I'll be with her. She can let you sit maybe at the table next to it and look. Oh,

that'd be sad. That's exactly what I want to have. Don't give it right, yes. So we have that, and we got Tanner. That's very kind. That's really nice.

Then we got Tanner from Vegas. He sent me a picture of his gerbil. Whoa. Whoa. You can call whatever you want. Don't send those pictures. That's illegal, bro. You get in trouble for that.

I'm just saying, you can't, you get in trouble for that. And he said that he came across one of those zombie deers in the desert. Right? Yeah. And of course, of course,

he doesn't send a picture of that. He's got to send a picture of his gerbil. Thanks. He's a cute gerbo. Oh, yeah. It's brown. Like, I don't, I don't want to know a description of the gerbil.

Yeah, but it's brown and fluffy. I don't want to know. He has it like, I got the chair. Yeah, it's just sitting in the chair, brown and fluffy. It's cute. Oh, so we're actually talking about a gerbil. Yes.

What were you talking about? It's like fluffy. Okay. Maybe she should name it Jeffrey. See? Look at that. Okay, here's the deal. Don't text.

I don't know what you're thinking of. I don't text the stupid number. I did like those pictures. See those pictures I like. The picture of the table with a reserve fortune and a fat. I'll be sitting on Thursday. Oh, that'll be cool.

A zombie deer. I never seen a zombie deer. You know, we didn't get that. I had to get the fluffy little gerbil thing. So appreciate that, man. We have a call from Natalie. Oh, our friend Natalie. A friend Natalie.

You know Natalie, she's always good. Well, quick to the point. She is always good. Now, there may have been a time when I may have commented on, you know, if I remember right, she's been, she's a rambler sometimes. A rambler, that's the good word to call. That's what I'm saying, yeah. This one is only two minutes.

Oh, so she's holding back. Yeah, she's... She took the lure off. She took the lure off on this call. Okay. Hello, my name is Natalie. November. After, Hanga, Alpha, Lima, India, okay.

What hell is that? That's called the phonetic alphabet, and that's for the military people. So thank you, Natalie. Yeah, we appreciate it. Yeah, whatever. I'm placing this call on Friday, the four. of October 2019, but approximately 1131 p.m. central time. What, no satellite coordinates?

Right? No sad coordinates. By the way, 11 p.m. 11. Yeah, right. Honey. It's bedtime. That's bedtime.

Oh, stop. Okay. I got a show to watch. I hope this message finds you well. Oh, it does. Thank you. Your availability to listen to my voice name. Oh, you're welcome.

Thank you. phone etiquette. You also accused me of not getting to the points. So I want to do that now. You know. That's right. Come on out.

I'm the one who asked your voicemail 1262. You accused me of wanting to remain anonymous. But I can assure you the proof is we have a whole lot more the connection than we realize.

So let's review that history to gather, shall we? All right. I spent you a co-cical with your sugar refrigerator. Yeah, I love that refrigerator, too. ...past stated that if there were ever a prize for CPF hotline voicemails, I, and I quote, could possibly be a winner. I spent cookies to celebrate this season of Moral and radio.

I don't remember that. I can't help you that a certain other podcast posts and his producer made the choice not to show his commissioner. What? What? What? Was that me? No. Oh, okay, good. I'm like, I'm here trying to think like, did I do something wrong?

Well, let's not go down that list right now. We're discussing someone else's wrong list. No. That was this Dingleberry that sits over here. Oh. That goes by the name of Keith Malenek. Oh, Keith. Oh, yeah, the other guy.

Yeah. He's lucky to have that. Oh. Holy cow. Are you going to bring this up tomorrow morning? And I cannot believe. My friend. My partner and crime.

My soulmate. Pat Gray let that happen. Cannot believe you let that happen. A video evidence you really enjoyed the pussy. You took to calling me baby on multiple occasions. And seem that I thought were the candidates for the TPS. Oh, Natalie. It's okay, baby.

It's okay. Thanks for calling. I know you did your little phone had a good thing. You're funny. I appreciate it. Alpha Bravo. But you didn't give us the SAC coordinates. I want that next time. It's okay, baby. Thanks. I appreciate it. I know what you have a little, you know, a little insomnia going on, so you're calling me late. And I understand. It's okay. Maybe I'll take the phone home with me sometime. And I'll just answer the calls. between 11 and 12 let's answer the call I'll look for your I look for your call what do you say okay I'll let you know any more

oh no I've been listening to you guys all weekend and I've just been scrolling through just letting a dial spin and then just playing what it lands on there you go I love it

and I like the DMV specials so true so true Right? Thank you. This is for you, Chris. Is he playing with a chicken? I think it's a rotisserie phone.

It is a rotisserie. It's a rotisserie. Wait for it. Wait for it. Okay, we're waiting. I can do it for as long as I'm smoking a cigarette. Maybe it's not a rotisserie. I don't think it's a rotissary chicken either.

Camel. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I don't assume. I know. I know. But I can still do a cow. No problem. I'll do a camel non-filter.

I know. Camel non-filters. You know what you do is you break the filter off if you want to be a real man. John Morgan. Just like you know. So what is he doing? I don't know.

You're telling me. He said this is for you. We love our guns. Our guns. Not that. Oh. Whatever is. It's down there.

In the state, running for the president. What just happened? He can't take my gun Oh, he's it Now he's against Beto man

He's saying bad things about Beto I mean that's okay He can say bad things about Beto But dude My wife got it Are you gonna continue to let him go now By the way I didn't notice this This is a four minute long

I need to listen to this Privately I didn't I screen none of these And I'm scared now That person has my number Well it's a CTF hot line number. Yes, that I carry with me all the time. That you carry, well, you don't need, why don't you answer it sometimes? I did. I've answered it a couple times. I have not.

I have not. No, you have not. Yes, I have. No, you have not. Okay. Prove to me that you have. Tell me who you talk to. Talk to the guy from Des Moines. Oh, the guy from Des Moines. Which he was, I believe, was, uh, his handle was, uh, Doc's Mannequin or something like that. He was an old listener. Okay. Oh, I'm scared to listen to any more voicemails. I have like six more. But after playing that guy, I think I need to listen to them. Nah, let's go.

Let's go. This roll, just spit it. Spin the dice. Spinn the dice to stop it. Here you go. Okay, well, you'll spin the one that, stop it on one that works. That's what we're doing. Okay, here we go.

Again. Hey, Jeff, and I guess, I guess Chris, I'm going to make this quick because I don't know about you with the only thing works on this network than long voicemails is listening to Steve talk about the equals. So here you go. Amen. A. 3.

Got three things to say. First of all, I have annoyed my family, my girlfriend, and her family by subscribing to the podcast on their devices. That's how you do. I love you. I love you. I'm not even ashamed. Number two. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did he just say he's not even a fan? Podcast on their devices. I'm not even ashamed. Number two. You were talking about having a fundraiser? I don't know if I was not even a fan or a failure.

I say either way, thank you. I don't care. Or charity. You should start a fundraiser for Chris to take geography classes. Thank you. Amen to that. Amen. So we'll at least have my kids give them a class on it.

That's for sure. Maybe you just take the money in homeschool. You know, take a little money off the top. Black thing. I like this nice thing. I know nobody supports law enforcement more than easy. Thank you. But.

Thank you. Sometimes it's useful to know how to of a body without being caught. You're saying, like a 54-year-old boss says, if he would have just killed his wife immediately, he would have been out of jail by now. Anyways, that's neither here nor there. I'm saying,

the disposable body, dig six-foot grave, put the body in it, don't fork you the dirt, put a dead pet in, cover the rest of the hole. Nobody's going to dig below pets grave. For legal reasons, that's a joke. Don't kill anyone.

Genius. That is genius. Genius. That is genius. For legal reasons, I love it. That is a tremendous idea, though. Yeah, but what kind of animal you put in? Are you putting it?

And she said it a dog. Oh, a dog? I'll put a horse. How you did it be? When you, If I put the gerbill, if I put tennis gerbill, they're still gonna dig. No, no, no, no, they're still gonna dig.

But you gotta have an animal. That's a good idea. I mean, you need a dog, and you need a dog that's, you know, wrapped in a towel or wrapped in a small piece of carpet, so it looks like you gave it a funeral. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Little fluffy. You're right. Yeah, little fluffies in the backyard. Yes. Yes. Yes.

And tickets because then they stop. They don't go any farther. They don't go any farther. Tremendous idea. I mean, that, that is, that, if anything comes out of that call, it's that right there. Now if you. And the geography or the, or the, or the, you had, and all that stuff.

Whatever. Secondary. Yes. This is primary. Secondary to the, to the, to this right here. Okay. Yeah. Because another thing that if you wanted to do that,

actually would be to find somebody to dig the six-speed hole because I don't want to do that either. And I don't want to have to rent a back hole. It's just easier to, you know, hire somebody. Just dig a hole and then turn your back, turn around, put the body in. Go get fluffy. Turn around, throw some dirt on that.

Just throw some dirt back in the hole. Don't look in the hole. And then, okay, wait. And then put the dog in, And then you can have the funeral so you have a witness. You know what? That hole's too deep. I just got to bury my dog.

And you have the funeral for the dog and then he covers it up or she. Unbelievable. What's that? The way your mind works. You took that idea and raised it to the next level. That's what chewing the fat is here for. You're welcome. A friendly reminder that the Mercury 1, 2019 ball, is just around the corner, October,

26 at the Dallas Omni. And you are cordially invited. I am? All you have to do is buy a ticket. Oh, wait. You can show up. And you know what? You don't have to buy a ticket.

You can just show up. Try to talk your way in. If you can talk your way in, come on in. No problem. I told you a couple days ago, I've been telling you the last couple days, I'm Pat Unleashed. All you've got to do is show up and we'll talk a little meditation and yoga.

But you've got to talk to me before. You've got to talk to me before that gets started. Because once the event gets started, I don't want to talk meditation and yoga anymore. What do you want to talk about? All kinds of things, but not that. So I want to talk about how you're going to give me the Mercedes when you win. That's what I want to talk about.

Oh, that's a good one. So you show up and there's going to be, you know, we have the silent auction, we have the live auction. We have, you know, it's a party. Man, is it a party? It's not a Hunter Biden party? It's going to, we're not going to have crack or cocaine there? Sorry?

Can it be a Donald Trump party? It could be a Trump party. With the cheerleaders? and you know the Miami cheerleaders, I think it was. Okay. Well, for this it would be like the cowboy cheerleaders. Okay. I'm not.

The Texan shield leaders? No, it would be Dallas. Oh, Dallas. Okay. Wow. So that's where you draw the line. I know where Houston could show up. Oh, okay.

But we're not going to let them in. This is Dallas. But they're cool. I mean, they could sneak in and put their uniforms. Can they talk to? Tell them here with. me. If you're a Houston cheerleader, tell them here with me. No problem.

But you can go to mercury one.org and get your tickets. Remember, look, this is how the administrative fees get paid every year. That's why this ball is so important. Because the money that you give throughout the year to help any other disasters,

the Nazarene Fund, any of that, 100% of that money goes to that. How we do that is we have the ball each year and we pay for, we pay the bills with that money. So it's important. And you can, you have an opportunity to win the Mercedes-Benz from Plano.

Mercedes-Benz in Plano. $100 ticket. Gives you your opportunity to win it. And you can look Pat and I video on Mercedes-is-is-out. Mercury One posted your videos a couple days ago. You guys were having way too much fun with our car that is not yours. What do you mean? I don't feel comfortable enough now to have the car.

Like if I, Oh, that's a shame. Okay, I'll take it. If they win their car, I will ask, can we, traded in for like another one. This one is being contaminated with everybody's butts. I know.

A Glenn Beck butt. I know. Sarah, Pat, Jeffie, everybody's butt. I cleaned it for everybody though. You did clean it. I cleaned it. There's more.

There's more footage out there of me really cleaning it well. So you're welcome. Do you get to play your little instrument inside or no? No, we didn't bring instruments. No, I did. I know. I'm sorry.

You should have. Maybe next year. Give and I give and I give. Well, this audience loves when you give, and they love everything that you do for them. Do they? They do. They do. Mercury 1.org.

It got to be thinking about Mercury 1 because there's a story here that talks about the historic slave trading site up for sale in Northern Virginia. It's a Northern Virginia row house that once housed one of the nation's largest slave trading businesses. Hello, Mercury 1, Museum. Hello, buy the house, bring it here to Dallas. What are you talking about? The Northern Virginia Urban League owns the home in Old Town, Alexandria, and operates it. It's already a museum called Freedom House.

All we got to do is put it on wheels and bring it here. That's easy to do. You see that all the time. Houses on the road. And I'm sure it's cheap. Probably pick it up for a couple of bucks. And, you know, we can have an extra ball. We'll have an extra party.

Pay for the Freedom House. All right? get that. Speaking of houses up for sale, Elaine from Seinfeld? Oh, the vice president of the United States. Well, this show's over now, so the former vice president. Oh, yeah, she died. What?

What? Wait, you didn't finish the season? Is that how they ended it? Yeah, she dies. And I'm the one that gets in trouble for spoilers. I thought you watched it. I mean, I haven't, I'm not completely caught up on VP. I've got other shows to watch. She died like normal natural classes of old age.

She doesn't like get killed in office, but she dies. What? That's how they show in. And then they put her in her library that looks like a hoo-ha. It all ties it up at the end. What? And you know who becomes president? The tall, goofy kid.

Of course. You have to, yes. So at her apartment, though, her sign. The Winfell department is now up for sale. That is a catch. I think so too. And it's specifically a catch for, you know, $8.65 million. I'm sorry?

$8.65 million. Does it include her? It needs a little upkeep. These little work done. For $8 million? So, you know. Where in New York is it? Do we know?

Is it like on the Fifth Avenue? Second, third. Yeah, right there. Okay. Right there? It's right there. Yeah, it's right there. It's 408 West 20th.

So you know exactly where that is? Do you? I do now. Yeah, thank you for telling me. I just take the L train and then I'm there. Oh my God. Do I wish we could send you on the L train to get there because you ain't getting there on the L chain, bro.

Man, do I? You know, that's how you get to my house too. Oh, the L train? I take the L train. Yes. You take the L train, you drops you right up the end of the end of the road. At the L train. The end of the line.

You get off. That's where my house is. That's where your house is. You go up the stairs. My house is right there. Wow. I bought it specifically so I could still use the L train and hop out. Yeah.

So it's at the very end. So that's how you get to my house here in Texas, do my new house. You need to take the L train. Take the L train. The L train. Where can I take the L train here? Take the L train right there. The Irving.

They'll take care of you. No problem. It's right there. Just hop on the train and tell them you want to take it to the end. And get out up the stairs and right there's my house. That's how you get there. And you're welcome anytime. Anytime.

Anytime. My door is always open no matter date or time. My door is always open to you. Take the L trade, right. You're the sweetest guy. I know. You give and you give. You're right.

You give and you give. Speaking of New York, Queens, love Queens. Big fan of Queens. They just built a brand new, $41 million library. that's a pretty cool library right state of the art hope it looks like legit for 41 million 41 million uh to build over more than a decade

oh wow so took 10 years to build this thing all right they've been working on it the architecture of this is like impeccable it has one elevator nice it's amazing now they're a little upset because the elevator doesn't stop at the fiction section which is on three separate levels. Oh, so there's a multiple level library. Multiple levels.

Huh. I mean, it's amazing. Does I have at least a stair that could get to the fiction section? Okay, okay. I want to get to the fiction. That's the fiction section,

but you can't get there from here. It's fiction. You can get there. Okay. But the elevator doesn't stop there. Oh, okay. Which doesn't make any sense. Do you air drop to the fiction section?

Yeah, the elevator takes you all the top. It gives you a little, got it. A little, A little what? Here's a little thing. Okay, a parachute. Yeah, a little thing, you know the thing I'm talking about.

The audience knows. They can see me holding up my hands. Like a parachute. Yeah. And they give you that and then you drop right into the fiction section. You drop on the fiction section. Perfect. Nice.

But, well, another thing that's special about this. A couple things. Before I even get to the most special point of this library, why are we building libraries in today's world? Amazon. What are we doing? Does that come out of our taxes? So that means that $41 million of New York taxes went to the,

This. Yes. Yes. But the good thing about this beautiful, eye-catching, beautiful, 41 million dollar library, open to fanfare in September. Beautiful. We're so happy to have this. All the people showed up in wheelchairs couldn't get in. I'm sorry?

There's no, there's no handicapped availability. the library. How does this even get built? It is 2019. Isn't there like codes and like building inspectors? How does this even get built? Where's the ACA? It is amazing. Where's the American something something association? Or the ADA? The American Dentist Association. Yeah, thank you. By law, by law, public buildings must meet accessibility requirements. Where's the ACA at? ADA. That's the ADA. Yeah. Oh, the ADA. The ACA shows up to tell him to get the hell out. But the ADA, they'll let them in.

The International Federation of Library Associations and Institution. Don't you want that name in your business card, Jeff? Yes. Don't you want that in your business card? Yes. They have said all parts of the library should be accessible. You think? Thank you.

You know that's a paid position, too. How many people are the International Federation of Library Associations and Institutions, they are milking the system for something. Oh, yeah, they're not, they're pro bono. And if they are, what are you doing with yourself? Work the system, make the system pay you. Elderly visitors, uh, well, it's a major screw up. That's an unfortunate oversight.

You think, I mean, I don't even, I'm serious. No joke, no. How does that happen in today's world? Doesn't, you can't build a, you can't build a house. Isn't that the same? city come and inspect them, I showed you up to code. Thank you. So it looks like the architecture.

Are they just paying off the inspectors? Yep. Or it's a government building so they didn't even inspect it. Right? They just came. You guys? You guys okay? Yep.

Okay. Talk to later. True. That could be that too. You don't even have to, there's no point in even paying them off because they're just not doing their job. You guys are right? Yeah, okay.

I mean, it's a government building. even the inspectors thought that's not possible. We don't need to make sure that they're, you know, ADA compliant. It's a library. They're spending $40 million. 41. It's taken them 10 years. Of course they've done the research.

Of course they've done the research. Of course they're going to have ramps. They're going to have everything ready for anyone with any disability. Nope. Which, by the other, if you look at the picture of the state, Nope. Those are some tall stairs. Yeah.

You're not... This is some stairs. I know. And you're going to have... The elevator isn't dropping you off at every floor either. No, is that? So you think about that?

I mean, you think that's the screw up? Nope. Not that. That would be wonderful. Right? Right? You think, oh, that's just one thing. Don't worry about it.

It's just one piece of stairs. The elevator doesn't stop at the fiction section. Don't worry about it. We'll, you know, we'll push you up to the fixing section. No, no, you'll, we'll push you up to the fixing section. No, you won't. Can't do that. Sorry.

I mean, it's sad. It's sad. Do we just burn it down? Blow it up? Demil. Just demolition. Boom. Get rid of it.

You're trying to burn books. You just want to burn books. Burn them down. Burn them down. We say there's no. We're spending $41 million on a new library in 2020. Stop it. in New York City, don't you guys have like the best library there?

It seems like the library of New York, like huge. We'll learn from the, you know, documentary the day after tomorrow. Correct. That's where you... That's in Manhattan. That's where you go to keep warm. This is Quarms. That's in Manhattan.

You know, I worked right across the street from there. Fascinating. The inside of that library? If I ever went in, I could tell you how beautiful it was, but I never went in. I just go by what the day after tomorrow showed me. So I'm guessing it's gorgeous. So we're fans of telling you a million-dollar ideas here at Chewing the Fat, which you should subscribe to, by the way, if you're not already a subscriber.

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America runs 51% Android and 49% iOS. I get it. I get it. But if you, you know, go to iOS system is better for you. Your life is much easier. The flower smells better. Even at my Android phone? Color. I'm asking, even on my Android phone? Even in your Android phone? Really? Huh, that's weird because I didn't think it would work. It's funny. I just, just me. So I thought on my Android phone I'd have more choices. Which, by the way, I was listening to a podcast and I am so ashamed of being an iOS owner.

Because in globally, globally. We've already covered this. I know. But it's better when you hear from someone else. Oh. Globally. Oh, so what you're saying is you didn't believe me. No, I believe.

No. Jeffie. Okay, thank you. I believe do you? Okay. Anything you say to me, I believe. All right. But in the global world, 20% iOS.

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A million dollar idea. All right. So three staffers at a North Carolina assisted living facility, and I'm ashamed that I didn't think of this. Ashamed. Because there was a time, remember when we had the homeless fight clubs? Yep. Online, right?

The homeless app? They give them money through the app? Remember that? That's still going, right? That's still ongoing. Remember the poop? Remember the stupid poop app that came out in San Francisco? We talked about it.

Great idea. And here comes the guy says, here we can report you poop through this app. Great idea. Sells it to the locals. Tremendous. Yeah. These staffers decided,

hey, you know, we're taking care of these elderly people at this assisted living location. We're tired of it. Right. I mean, they're just sitting around,

doing nothing. Let's start an assisted living fight club. What? So we have homeless, fight club. Now we have an assistant. Now we've got nursing home fight club. So do they fight? Yes. Oh my gosh. You remember? Oh, got

grandpa and grandma fighting over there. Fantastic. Throwing denters. I want to see it so bad. Endenters water. I want to see it so bad. Now really they claim that nothing really happened. Don't do your quotation marks. It's just.

Don't do quotation marks. Don't do claim. They claim. I believe they say that, I don't think you need quotation marks on that. Whose story is this? I mean, the New York Post has this wrong. Well, they do? They don't have claim in parentheses.

Oh, so, see? So maybe you should read it how New York Post read it. You're in quotation marks, not parentheses. But they don't have it. All right, I will see, okay? Let's read. Marilyn Letish-McKey Irish, yeah. Tanasia Yvonne Tyson. Oh, Russian.

Okay, okay. And Tanishia Deshaun Jordan. Oh, yeah. He's charged with assaulting a disabled. They didn't assault them. Oh, no, it's a fight club. What are you talking about? Now, they probe into elder abuse.

Oh, so they violated the first rule of fight club. Thank you. Thank you. Now, they talk about an employee physically assaulted one of the, oh, see. Now, one of the employees pushed an older person. See, you can't get involved. You're the referee. It's the fight.

Let them fire. This is a referee. Refereys don't get involved. When have you seen a referee get involved in a fight? Thank you. You just break them up, put them in the corner, and then you ding the bell, and they fight each other. You film it, they fight it, we're done. And we're done.

See, that's, yeah, they don't know how to do. We need to do it right. Thank you. We started a, base fight club. The assistant living. Facility. Facility. Did they comment on this?

They have zero tolerance policy for the mistreatment of those in their care. But is it a mistreatment, though? And the three were terminated immediately. Of course they were. Good. And the administrators have been working closely with the police department throughout. To do what? To do what?

To ensure just show up. On what? He just shoved an old man that was not willing to fight. So you give me a little pep talk. Get in there. Get in there, man. Get in there. I have 10 bucks in this fight.

In five minutes, you won't remember what you're doing. Get in there. Did you take your medication? Good. Get in there. Throw the denture set up. It's almost sundown. It's almost sundown.

We've got to get them back into the room. Yeah, three o'clock. So, you're sundowning. That's not even funny. It's so bad. Hey, early special, three o'clock. In today's world, though. I mean, people have a bad nursing homes and assistant living.

They have a bad reputation. But they shouldn't. No. So many, this is just a blip. Yes. Three people. And it wasn't even as good as we make it out to be. No.

We fluffed that story out pretty good. Yes. Thank you. They had a couple of ladies fist-acuffing each other. But the idea overall was a freaking good idea. It was great.

Yeah. That actually absolutely needs to happen. It's like the library we just talked about, you know, it's a fantastic idea. The execution was completely wrong. Right.

It's like the execution shouldn't have needed to happen at all. Call us. What you mean? Yeah, we're here for. We're here for you. Hey, there's no libraries. We don't need libraries anymore.

Oh, yeah, on that one, yes. But on this one, the execution, like we can still revive this, this program. Oh, yeah. You know, family member.

that's part of the signing and process. Absolutely. See, that's the thing. At intake, hey, Mr. Smith, did you know that, you know, and they're doing to have water, food, but it's a possibility that we will have to use your father to, you know, fight. Represent our assisted living facility in the National Fight Club for assisted living people.

Come on, man. If we make any money, you're going to get a cut, which will help you pay for the room. Yeah, we'll credit it to your account, and you don't have to pay. Thank you. Do you agree, Mr. Smith? Just sign here. Or you don't tell them and sign the papers.

How many... My God, man. Don't spoil it. Don't spoil it at all. Hey, big surprise. The judge ruled against AMC and the Walking Dead stuntman death. Duh. Oh, I remember that.

You talked about it. Still ongoing. So he died. Why? He fell off one of their scaffolding sets. He was supposed to land. And in the pad. In the pad.

Oops, we put the pad on. He landed on his head. He died, right? The next day. Okay. Yeah. There's a stunt work right there. AMC, of course, is saying,

he assumed the risk of the fall. Absolutely. We're not liable. The judge says, no. The S. You go. Wait, what? You're going to court.

That's the deal. Oh, AMC. You need to buy a better lawyer. Do they? Yes. So you're going to, the guy, and it's not their fault? No, he's a stunt man.

Did it put a gun to his head to jump on that stunt? Or did he go to work that day to make that stunt? He's expected to have safe work? Is he not? When you come to work, you expect to be safe? Yes. Okay. But I'm not jumping from a damn building.

But if you were, you would still expect all the safety measures to be in place. Was it Matt underground? Was it Matt underground? Yes. You honor. Case close. He miscalculated. You honor.

I think it was a little off. One of them was a little off. One of them. This does remind me, though, that you can listen to Talking Walking Dead. We do a podcast every week after the new Walking Dead season 10. Yeah. Number two is up. We'll post it every first of the week.

Stop. Stop. We'll post it the first of the week. Stop. We try to get it out on Mondays for you, so you have a couple of shows on Monday. sometimes one thing lays to another there's a traffic jam you can't quite

you just can't quite do this download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts all we still got some chewing to do uh you know when you're at Disney

and you get in the gondolas you know and you cruise through the the gondolas yeah yeah that's what they are the gondolas when you ride in the gondolas

at Disney. The most magical place on Earth. It's stalled. Now, they're going to stall once in a while. I don't know why people get all wound up every time. That's scary. Oh, stop, but it's not a ride. It's not like you're hanging upside down.

You're just sitting in this thing. Yeah, but how, for sure you are that you're going to come back when the thing stops. What do you think it's going to all of a sudden just drop? Drop. Yes. A terrorist went up there and cut the line. trapped for hours. How long?

How long? Hours. We're left hanging about three stories. Nearly three hours. Big deal. A bathroom break. Thirst? Hunger.

You just open the door and go to the bathroom. I don't think you can open the door on those things. Like, isn't there like a operator? It looks like there's little things. Flaps? Yeah. It's a flap. It's not hold it there and go to the bathroom.

Oh, probably. I would let my kid do that in a heartbeat. No problem. Hey kid, go pee. O'Pee, I'm going to hold you up here to the flap. Bummer. It's a shame. Get the gondolas working.

He just dropped. You just dropped your kid. That's not what that scream was. Oh. No, that screen was that you just dropped the kid. Oh, no. You just dropped the kid three stories. That's Disney's fault.

Oh, so that's Disney's fault. That's shouldn't have left me up here for three hours. Why did you open the flat thing, sir? Thank. Why did you open the flat things? Because I was up here. My kid had to go to the bathroom. And you dropped your kid.

I'm sorry about that, but that's your fault. If I wasn't up here for three hours, it wouldn't have happened. It's your fault. In fact, and look, we can rectify this for about 30 million. But you're still missing your kid. I know, I'm sad. But 30 million will ease the pay. Missing your kid, did we ever get an update of that grandfather to drop his granddaughter onto Cruz?

No, but. Because I haven't seen anything either. There's no update to that. He's, I mean, the update is he's lucky to get through a day. Okay. Yeah, because that's what we left. That's where we left. I really.

I mean, you can't. I just remind me. I know, but that's something that horrific, man. They're not going to. Well, you need an update on that. People like, hello. Yeah, hey, we're here to find out how you're getting by after you dropped your grandkid to its death.

You're going to open the door? Right? Supposed to be serious, jerk. Well, I am serious. I am serious. I'm saying you're not going to get an update. We went to his house. He didn't answer the door.

We know he's inside. I mean, you're going to chase him up and down the sidewalk when he takes the trash out? Sir, sir, sir. Yes. When you take the trash out, are you reminded of dropping your grandkid to its death? I mean, what are you going to ask the guy? Now, that is a good question. That's actually.

That is a definite, like, does anything, like when you drop something to start reminding, is you dropping your granddaughter? How do you get up in the day? I mean, you can't, I mean, no. This is a CTF special. We need to go find his grandfather and ask them those exact questions. We know how horrific it is.

See, now you, I mean, it's horrible. You can't be making fun. I'm not making fun of this. You are, though. No, I'm not. I just want answers. Do you? Yes, I'm a curious person.

To help other, you know, there's so many people that have dropped their grandkids to death. And we want you to comment on to help those people. out how you get through the day. It's not a real thing. I do like that question when he's going to

take the garbage app. Sir, sir, sir. It's taking your garbage out, remind you of your grandkids' death and you dropped it? I mean, it's just, no, he just don't do that. He's going to the groceries. Sir, sir, sir, when you drop that apple, do you think of your granddaughter?

I do. I mean, there's no, look. There is no answer. Seriously. Yeah. That, okay, it was just a joke, okay. I wouldn't do that.

But, but I will say that really the only way for someone to get through something like that is faith, right? I mean, you can't, holy cow. Your family, your friends, I mean, what do you say

to the guy? I mean, what do you say? What, if you, if that's happened to you, think about it. Now, if that happened to you, how horrific it would be. And then how horrific it would be. I mean, what could someone say to you to even come close to making you feel better about it?

I don't think they could. I don't think you could. Because to me, you couldn't say anything to me that would make me feel better about it. You could certainly make me feel worse, you know, like hollering at you as you're walking up and down the driveway. Or banging on the door, screaming at you to come out. But you couldn't make me feel better. I mean, that's it. Faith.

Holy cow. I would not wish that on anyone. And you're right, though. We need an update.