Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 226 | Fat Pile Friday - Replay Edition

Episode Date: October 18, 2019

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We ready? So a couple of weeks ago, we told you about the man in Texas, Harris County, down by Houston, who had the license plate flipper. And, you know, he owed a bunch of money on tolls. And he was busted. They arrested him. They pulled him over because they caught him flipping his license plate as he went through the one toll. Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.

You say that. Guilty, guilty, guilty. Except that the judge said, you know what, not so fast. Thank you. You really didn't have any probable cause to pull him over. Yes. Okay. Hold on.

Stop, stop, stop. Because I know you're about to fire the intro. Another chewing the fat theory in the works. Thank you. Thank you. Now, of course, the district attorney is pissed. Shut up. They're going to try to find a way to arrest him.

He's 90 for a license plate. But the point was is that you didn't have any probable cause to pull him over. So, no, we are not. Get out. Outstanding. You know what? Is the license play flipper still illegal in Texas? I have to get one.

You know, for show, of course. That's it. It's an experiment. Experiment. Yeah. That's what their website said, just for, it's for show. Yeah, show cars. Yeah.

Stuff. As long as we're on tolls. I also saw where our great, legislator here in the great state of Texas. We love them. Not so much. But our legislatures here in Texas.

Everybody thinks that they, no, those are, that's federal. I'm talking about the people that meet in Austin. You know, they meet twice a year, and the Texas has got the great government. It's a wonderful thing.

And I know this. I'm getting way too political almost. I already, I already feel myself getting to people. Do you feel dirty? Yeah. And welcome to Fat Pile Friday

on chewing a fat. Not a lot of fat today. I'm getting myself, I do feel. feel dirty getting into politics, but I just want to say that I want to thank them for, I don't know, being themselves and not doing anything, agonizing. They've decided that, you know, I know the roads are paid for her and people are paying tolls on them.

And you know what? We're just going to let them continue to pay tolls on them. Oh. Oh, thank you. Well, you know, look, we've looked at it. I'm confused. We've looked at it. And what do you mean?

I'm confused about you just Say what do you mean to keep telling them Keep paying them Yeah the tolls are just going to keep paying the tolls Doesn't matter if the road is paid for The idea is that you pay tolls on these roads Until they're paid for Oh you mean so you stop paying the tolls

Correct Oh what the hell So they've decided well they're not going to act on it yet They've decided that you know what we need to do Is we need to have The companies that provide the tolls and collect the money for the tolls, come up with a website

so that it shows you where all the money is going. I'm sorry, but yesterday you said that we... That's nice. Yesterday you said we'll become Venezuela right there. Put the seal of United States of Venezuela. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Those are the people you vote in office, and that's in almost every state. Absolutely. Well, we had the guy in New Jersey that owes $123 million, $1,000 for using the term pike in Philadelphia. Yeah, $180,000.

$28,000. Sorry. Yeah, unpaid tolls. Ooh. And his name was like Skipper. Well, what's the same? And I don't know that I believe it now that I see his name because his name is Jared Stiff. Stiff.

Yeah. He's stiff and the Tolls. No, I don't believe it. The story's not true. Hey, we've got a note. I left your note in there. That's fake news. Well, what did the note say?

Ouch. Thank you. I mean, it's just a $92,000 to the IRS. Ouch. We don't have that? Do you really want me to? I thought we had out. We do, but it's in there.

It's not here. It's over here. Oh, I'm sorry to make you go over here and not there. Thank you. It's over here. Why is it over there? Put it over here. I can't put over here because I always forget to put over here because we don't use it a lot.

How about we do it now? How about we just do it right now? Right now. How about we do it? you to go from there to there right now. How about we do that? Well, we're just focus on it. We stay focused right now.

And we pay attention to it. We go from there to there right now. Hold on. I'm open the folder. So we're talking about Jared Stiff, which is not, I believe, now fake news. It's not his real name. It's not his real name. $12,000 on pay tolls.

Think about that, man. That is a lot of toll, buddy. He was sentenced to five years probation. And he was ordered to pay $11,500. He played guilty, though, to theft of services. So he got out of it. 11.5? All right, 11.5, though, and five years probation?

You can start not paying tolls again tomorrow. Yep. That bad boy. That's good for him. Jared stiffed them. Oh, that's so funny. Morath thievery in Delaware. Thank you.

Still over here, though. He had a hundred and twenty-eight thousand. $1,000 in toll fines. Ouch, you ain't lying out. You keep distracting me. Still on this computer, I gotta get on the other one. No, bring it. Put it over there.

I'm working on it right now. But you asked for it, so I had to play from this one. It's not here yet. Give me a second. How does it just put it, just slide it over. Just drag it over to that computer. I can't drag it. It's a different computer.

I'm using this computer, not this computer. So it's on this computer. I just send it to next gen. So I have to create a new cart, put CTF out under sound effects, and then drag it to this computer. So can you give me a minute? Apparently I have to. Yes, you do. You do.

So let's talk about the Amazon warehouse employees here on Fat Pile Friday that decided that stealing $100,000 worth of Apple Watches was worth it. Ouch. Right. Big time, ouch. So, like, they're not going to notice. I mean the Amazon warehouse, the robots and the computer systems of Amazon are not going to notice. They'll never notice.

They'll never notice. You know, didn't we have a couple of pallets of Apple watches over here the last couple of weeks? No, no, no. No, no watches here. No. So, yeah, I mean, maybe, maybe we ought to just take a look at that loss prevention. No, no, no, loss prevention here.

Nobody works here. Nobody works. So, three coworkers. Three coworkers. Yeah, yeah. That's a good, that's a good trio right there. I know. Divide it up, you're good.

I know. And this is, oh, this is the story. I got to shut my mic off and tell Chris something off the air now. Okay, I'm back. So there was four, not three. So there was three, three girls and one guy. He was probably, the guy. The Isaac was probably the ringleader.

Absolutely. So they were, wait, hold. A girl can't be a ringleader? No. You sexed bastard. Not an Amazon. on, Isaac. You sexist bastard.

Maybe Taisha was the ringleader and Isaac was doing what she had to say. Thank you. I don't know. Maybe Tunisia. Maybe Tunisia was the ringleader and Isaac was doing what she said. Maybe Shedria was the ringleader and Isaac was doing. I don't think of his name's right because it don't sound like normal names. All right.

I'm just saying that's the names they gave here on the story. Fake news. So over the course of several months, several months. Wow. I mean, what are they just sticking the apple? Yes. Yes. Look at the Apple Watch, so we'll just take them.

It's unbelievable. They're like, I mean, look, they sell for, what, $177 for the older ones, and Series 2 watches are $450. So they stole. Oh, so they're stealing the 1 and 2? Yeah. Oh, nobody wants those. We're on 4.

We're on Series 4. No one is buying the 1 and 2. So that's right. So they're on the back pallets in the back of the room because nobody's ordered them. So it's just like the pile just keeps, you know, that pile looks like it's getting a little low as I keep walking, going to the bathroom every day. What's going on with the,

what's going on with that Apple Watch pallet? I'm sorry, but they should, uh, they should get a thanks to Shaniqua, LaDanya and, and Shannon and Isaac. They should get a thanks.

They should not go to jail because, keeping those on the market. Thank you. Rotate them out. Apple said, now we're not going to charge. Yeah, no. Thank you.

Someone is freaking buying now. Amazon's like, wait, we haven't put any orders in for those. man. Collie. So funny. So, so, so funny. Fat Pile Friday on Chewing the Fat.

Happy Friday. Yes. Yes. Thank you. Happy Friday. So two officials in one New Jersey township are facing criminal charges on animal cruelty. We'll be the judgment.

I mean, animal cruelty. Now, no one likes animal cruelty. No one does. Right. I mean, raise your hand if you like animal cruelty. That's what I thought. No one does. So, no, you didn't have your hand up.

You don't like animal cruelty. You're just pushing the limit. There's always that guy in the poll that says, not sure. You're the not sure. But nobody wants animal cruelty. So over the last two years, over the last two years at this animal cruelty case, just it. All right. This is, let's tell you what happened.

All right. 300 cats and dogs improperly euthanized. Ouch. For 300 times. Don't do it 300 times. Ouch. No, stop. So they're improperly euthanized.

And we're going to call that animal cruelty? Well, what is improperly using? Because isn't the goal of euthanetia? Euthanasia. Yeah, that too. To kill the animal? So under state law, euthanasian, Must only be considered after an animal has been held or placed for adoption for a minimum of seven days.

Oh, that's him too short. So, this too short? Yeah. Oh, no, bring them in. If you, there's nobody wants you in seven days. That's what I'm saying. Like, Look, I love animals.

And I go to these places and I go to these, these animal shelters. I want to adopt them all. I want to take them all. Except for the one in the back. Oh, you can. He looks too mean. Yeah. But the dog.

It's the dog licking himself. Like, dude. You've been there for like five minutes. I know this is the first chance I've had to rest. So I'm just going to lay here and lick myself. No, I don't want him. But I want the rest of them. I get it.

They're all wonderful. But we can't. We're humans. We're the top of the chain. So the prosecutors are. We're not at top of the chain. Yes, we are. Oh, baby.

You know, we're that. Call Peter. And I want you to call Peter and ask him that question. Have Peter call me. There's not a chance. They don't know the number. They'll reply to me on Twitter, but they'll call me. 88-90-33-93.

Pita, call me. I know you've direct message me on Twitter at Jeffrey J-FR. Direct message? We've had fights over with Pita before. Nice. Peter and I love each other. Oh, they love me. Is it the same as the bicyclists?

They love. Oh, yeah. They might hate me more. Who love you more? They might. Who loves you more? Peter or the bicyclists? Yeah, PETA.

PETA loves me more. Because the last fight I got into was over rats. Over the killing of rats. No one likes rats. Just kill them. So the prosecutors here allege that 236 cats and 93 dogs were killed without first meeting the holding or adopted benchmark. So they were overwhelmed with animals. What are you supposed to do?

Within this seven day period. But they're supposed to just set and leave them there in the seven day period. I guess so. I guess that's animal cruelty when you kill them early. I'm sorry. But if you say animal cruelty to me, it's like you're beating the dog or you just hung the dog or you shot the dog. So they're charged with two counts of third degree animal cruelty for euthanizing animals without first putting them up for adoption. Third degree, how many degrees do you have?

I guess one and two and three. The pair also face one count each of second degree official misconduct for the alleged crimes. How many degrees do you need for that? No, stop. It's misconduct. You don't need a one or two degrees. It's second degree. But you don't need that.

It's a misconduct. Yeah. This one's second degree though. This is second and first You don't need a second or first You just need one No, what you don't need is 300 extra animals sitting around

Waiting to be fed They're going to have money for Nobody's going to adopt them Nobody's going to come into your animal shelter Because it's overflowing with animals And it probably stinks That's cats Holy cow

No I didn't see this Uh oh here we go See this is when Jeffie's supposed to keep breeding And he stops What happened Jeffie There's more to it They were found guilty

What? How they could face five years imprisonment. Oh no. Stop that. New Jersey, that has to, the governor has to step in. Isn't that the fat guy?

No, he's not the governor there anymore. Chris Christie. Yeah, no, he's not. Your brother? That's my man. Yeah, Chris.

Brothers from another mother. No, I'm athletically overweight. Chris Christie. Oh, no, he's fat. He's freaking fat. There's different. This is a guy that put a small box of M&Ms

into a, bigger box of M&Ms. Yeah, there's no question. So the renovate, oh, so see, now they're renovating the place. They're renovating the dog kennel place because they even didn't have room. That's my point. How could these people be found guilty of this? This is outrageous.

They need to call Shaniqua and Tashonda from the first story and help them out. They're in Delaware. They could just zip into Jersey and help them out. And we've got a lot of animal stories in Fat Pile Friday, day, too. We talked about the spider and the guy's ear, right? Off air. We only talked about that off the other. the air? Yeah.

This is a good use wax our ex-plice. I know because we did the, we did a bit off air that we're supposed to do on air. So a guy goes into the doctor and the doctor said, you know, something is, I feel like something's in my ear. That's because, uh, something is in your ear, dummy. Really? The doctor said dummy.

Yeah, the doctor said, the doctor said, the doctor said dummy. Okay. The doctor said, that's a spider in your ear. Dummy. I'm pretty sure. This happened in China. So it could be fake news. I could be translating it wrong.

I like, Well, that's with you in fake news today. I just, the stories here. It's in Fat Pile Friday. I mean, that's why some of these stories hit the fat pile. Because I look at them and go, ooh, it's questionable. And that's as I don't have time to actually go back and read them during the week. By the time I get the Fat Pile Friday.

Yeah, the fake news. There are fake news. I might not talk about them at all. How would you like that, though? Itchiness in your ear. You're sleeping at night. And I believe it was alive. Yeah, it was alive.

Yeah, it was alive. It was trying to get away. Yeah. So it's laying, it's laying spider webs. No, thank you. You don't lay. WaxRX.com. You don't lay spiderwebs.

What do you do? You just make a spider web. You lay eggs. You lay a spiderwebs. You don't. I am a spiderologist. Are you a spiderologist? Yes, just like, yes, I was a biologist.

I'm a spiderologist, and you do not lay spider web. Whatever. Whatever. Okay. Use WaxRX. It's clean the ears out, bro. Which made me think of the story. That's right, because we did talk about it.

because I was thinking about that stupid movie I watched called The Sisters Brothers. I was on Amazon or Netflix and I was, I didn't have anything to watch. And I was, oh, the Sisters Brothers. I watched it sounds strange enough to watch. And the one during the movie. Is that what you thought it was, was it?

No. I know. I know what you were thinking. About 10 minutes in, I was like, this isn't what I was hoping for. But anyway, I watched it for a little while longer. And one of the sisters brothers is laying sleeping outside in the woods and the spider crawls in his mouth.

And he eats it while he's sleeping. Then he gets out. He wake up and his face is all swollen. and he's Spider-Man. Yeah, he turns into Spider-Man. It was the first Spider-Man. The sister brothers was the first Spider-Man. And he was sick, and the brother, he saved,

the brother actually saved his life because he said, let's go. You're not sick, let's go. I don't care what your face looks like to. Stay up, stay active. Get some going. And so the next night he throws up and he throws up all these baby spiders. Ugh.

Yeah, because he laid spider webs in the guy's mouth. No, he laid spider webs. Again. Well, that was just the stupid, the sister brothers, which was the best part of that entire movie, by the way. Just that? Puking baby spiders. Yeah, because the spider laid spider webs in it.

That's not right, you late. More animal stories? That's a file Friday. Maryland man accused of trying to have sex with the horse. What is going on with these stories? Was it a horse or was it Camille? This is in Maryland. This wasn't in the United Kingdom.

Do you know where Camille is right now? No, I know. I don't. I apologize. Maybe that's why he's going to jail. I'm guessing she's in the United Kingdom. They're not going to go anywhere with the birth of the child. Oh, you're right.

Yeah, because we saw her in the best. background when Harry announced. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah. So he was a charge with attempted carnal knowledge. I'm sorry? Attempted carnal knowledge of an animal after soliciting an undercover. He's soliciting an undercover animal services officer?

Hey. So now we have- What are you going to do with that horse? So we have undercover prostitutes. Now we have undercover horse prostitutes? We got undercover horses? Wow. What the hell is going on in Maryland?

Undercover horse prostitutes. What kind of people are we raising in Maryland? Thank you. Holy cow. Intent to engage in illegal activity to the animal services police are. Not guilty. He's been charged and released $2,500 other men. Listen, I just want to tell you something.

Loudoun County has zero tolerance for animal accidents that include cruel and heinous behavior towards animals. How is that cruel and heinous? How do we not know that the horse wants to do it? Plus nothing happened. He's asking the undercover horse. Hey. What are you doing?

Oh, hey, you winning pretty good there. It's a setup. You kidding me? That's entrapment. That is entrapment. That is entrapment. We need to call. We have Law & Order, horse edition.

Thank you. I mean, now you can't even walk up and say hello to a horse. We are living in Venezuela. I can't believe that this is entrapment. Are you kidding me? He's turned to the attempted cardinal knowledge of a soliciting. So how do we train the horse? Loud County Animal Office.

Oh, see, so he solicited to the officer. All right. So the officer has got the horse that just showing up, walking around with a horse going, somebody's going to talk to us pretty soon. That's entrapment, completely entrapment. Hey, that's a pretty good looking horse there. What are you doing with it? Hey, that's a good sounding witty.

All right, you're under arrest. Attempted cardinal knowledge. Guilty, guilty, county, county. All, let's go to the break room. I need a Coke zero. Oh my gosh, that's so good. I swear to you. I'm in the break room.

I'm in the break room right now. Jackie Daly sitting in here bugging me during the show on Fat Pile Friday. What do you want? Oh, but get up here to the microphone. Jackie Daly joining us on... Is it exclusive? Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

On Fat Pile Friday. I don't have a thing for that. This is an exclusive jacket. You don't need headphones. You're just talking to the mic. Oh, my God. You should know this. You're a broadcaster.

All right, so turn your microphone on. It's right there to the left. There's a little button there. No, I did. I did. Yeah, yeah. Okay. So.

Can you hear me? You can not turn it on. I'll turn it on. Shut up. All right, you two stop fighting. So you were commenting about some relative that had, you know, a spider lay webs in his ears? No, no, no. First of all, it was a lady.

Cousin Tina, when she was about a teenager, yes, had a spider crawl into her ear and die there. The spider died? Yeah. Would she live? Yes. Oh, okay. No. I thought Tina died.

This really happens. I thought the kid died. Oh, no. No, I've turned your mic off. I've turned your mic off. We're done. That really happened. She's still going.

She's still going. I've turned the mic off. She's still going. I mean, all the way from the break room, all the way back. Jackie's still yap, yep, yep, yep, yaping. I mean, you can listen to Jackie Daily. anyway her podcast Jackie Daley's show just go to wherever podcasts are sold

you're still talking I mean we're done I'm sorry to hear about your cousin you know having a spider die in her ear but she didn't die though that was that was like I really that's the only reason I want to talk to her about it at least lie right yeah she died Jeffrey and then when they opened her brain up she had eggs in there something that was not a good story I literally dropped to the floor because I just can't believe

you just kept talking and talking I love first of all Absolutely I love Jackie She's awesome It was good nice to have her on board And you should You know

Go ahead listen to her show Where's that at? Same place to find you Yeah Okay Yeah yeah Just search Jackie daily Free listen

I think she always likes to say that Yeah She likes to say Google Jackie daily Free Listen You're welcome. There you go. Have you bought your tickets to the... Yes.

Do you have? I have. You bought your tickets already? I have. Huh. You don't even know what I was going to ask you if you bought tickets for? 12 scores and 19 days. Well, that's actually...

Well, then you were going to a different place because I'm asking people if they bought tickets for 12 score and three years ago. So if you're going to 12 score at 19 days, that's a different place. Okay. So I need to buy it for what? You need to get tickets for 12 score and three years ago. You can plan your summer travel now for M1's next special exhibition, 12 score and three years ago. The unfinished promise of unity.

It's an immersive exhibit opening June 29th at Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas. Hey, that's where we're at. What? Running through July 7th, we're going to explore slavery and freedom in a way you are not going to find anywhere else. As we speak. as we speak the team is working in Studio 19 as a matter of fact

my wife has been working on leather fake news my wife has been working on leather project now that is true for their they've got some big opening event tonight this very night yeah this very night the the no last night

yes last night yes yes it was yesterday I went and you weren't there I was oddly upset why went you there last night exactly I look pretty good I had like nice jeans and then

This way downtown. It was downtown. Hello. And then by the way, I am so sorry. I know this is going to derail the podcast and we'll probably spend 10 hours on this. Who the hell starts an event at 5.30 on a Thursday? Now, I'll get down on a Friday. If it was on a Friday, I'm like, okay, I get it.

You know, you get off work early. On a Thursday, you start an event at 530? In downtown? In downtown Dallas? It doesn't matter what downtown. Any downtown. That is true. That is true.

And by the way, oh, but we offer. free parking. Yeah, but it takes me 10 hours to get there. So don't forget, you know, I guess Glenn's going to give tours, David Barton's getting tours. Oh, you're giving tours. This particular copy says I'm giving tours, but I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true either. I think that's fake news.

But mercury1.org for info, mercury one.org, or you can call 972-49-4747-47. So what, I mean, I obviously didn't go. Did you get there by 530 or did you? No, no, because I had a shower and then someone promised me to leave me his dressing room open and he didn't so I had a shower in glen's bathroom does he does he know that now he does he doesn't listen to the podcast or no he doesn't know no he's he doesn't listen he doesn't listen he doesn't listen to this podcast every day if glenbeck will listen to this podcast um he would not do the interviews he'd be doing now that's because it'll be like hey you just

talk to geoffie maybe i just i don't know tweet out a link to jeffy's yeah there's an idea there's idea. Don't get, don't get me started. And that's why I don't. Why? I don't even know why you brought that out. Like I said,

there's one derail. You can go back. You can go back under two of the fat and you can listen to Saturday shows. Listen to Saturday shows and you can listen to John Douglas. Blake Harris. The original Mind Hunter. You can go back and listen to Blake J. Harris.

History of the Future, the Oculus book. You can also. So coming up tomorrow, there's another interview with Blake J. Harris, although tomorrow is not all about the Oculus book. So sick of hearing about that freaking Oculus book. Oh, by the way, speaking of criminal minds guy, you can hit get his book. It's already available. You missed it. It was two days ago.

Yeah. I know, but like you could. Three days. Friday, Thursday. I thought it was done on Wednesday. Yeah. No, sorry. So three days ago.

So you could get it. And I bought like six copies. Because I really want to be on the good side of this guy. That's a good point. This is the guy that if I do anything bad will be interviewing me. That's a really good point. So. You want them on your side.

That is a really good point. Fat Pile Friday, chewing the fat. So motor vehicle officials say an extra zero was mistakenly added to the cost of vehicle registration fees on a postcard reminder sent to more than 90,000 New Mexico residents. The mailers with an extra zero, for example, listed the rate for a one-year motor vehicle renewal as $500 instead of $50. How many stupid people pay the $5 million? It doesn't say. But of course they're apologizing.

Of course they are for any of confusion. And look, the error is being corrected for the next round of notices. And I assure you. I assure you. said Alicia Ortiz, the division director. Any possible overpayments will be refunded. Right. Alicia doesn't say when they'll be refunded.

Alicia only says we'll refund you. Now, you could bet that if the bill was $500 and you sent $50, they would give you Jack Squat until you paid them the other $450. How long is it going to take them to pay you back the $450? Oh, you know what? we'll just credit your account. Uh, no. Uh, no.

I like this music, though. It's kind of game of thronish. And that's kind of game of thrones. I know, so he's still here. Kind of like it. This is me off though when states. Absolutely. But I also think that we're trying to test their

how far would they get caught? That would not surprise me. You know, if we just send it out, we'll send it out. Nobody catches it. Do you find? That's the thing. If nobody would call, now the reason why I say,

if somebody calls in, we'll refund. Exactly. Exactly. Yes. Yes. And we'll leave you on Fat Pau Friday with, I didn't realize that. Wait, we're done? Yeah. Aren't we?

I don't know. What kind of like this? I mean, I've got fat in there. Not much so. I know. I don't happen to a Friday, well, to this week. I covered a lot of stuff this week. Wow.

Chewing the fat. Even though we did, even though two days ago we did a full coverage of the Royals, You still did not get enough fat pile in there? Well, because we were doing the royal coverage, I may have laid back on adding to the fat pile. So you just stopped. Did you know that possessing reptiles, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission?

It's illegal. You can't be doing that. I know. So this deputies in Charlotte County pull this car over because it was, it ran through a stop sign. It was driving erratically. And they pulled them over and they opened the window and they looked down and there's all kinds of frogs and snakes crawling around in the car.

And the deputies said, hey, what kind of animals have you collected? And it's, oh, hey, we just been collecting frogs and snakes here at an underpass nearby. We just been collected them. Yeah. And what kind of you just collected frogs and snakes? Oh, yeah. That's all. Here, look at my backpack.

There's a little 40 small little striped turtles in my backpack. And that's all. Don't worry about it. And then there's these snakes crawling around. And then, oh, hey, let me reach into my yoga pants. Whoa. And pull out this foot long alligator in my yoga pants. I've got this gator here too.

Down there? Down there, down there? Have a good weekend. And when you think to yourself, it can't get any stranger in America. You cannot even, you're going to get, you're going to get a hundred. hooked up and it's going to be you're going to get you can't even talk to a horse anymore in America this is where we're at you can not say hi to a horse in America and you can't keep a gator in your pants what kind this is not America anymore