Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 237 | Happy Halloween & McKamey Manor | Guest: Russ McKamey
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And now, a Blaze Media podcast.
Welcome to it, chewing the fat.
Happy Halloween.
If it's, you know, if you celebrate.
If you don't, you're a loser.
You don't.
You're a loser.
I don't know.
You're a loser.
I don't want to say that.
I don't want to say that.
But if you don't celebrate.
You're a loser.
So we've been trying to get a hold of Rush McCamey.
the owner and inside guy of McCamy Manor
who has been in big trouble the last few days
because he's got a petition
Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty.
That are, I mean, tens of thousands,
multiple tens of thousands,
60, 70,000 signatures I know.
Now, I want to close him down.
A private this change.org.
Shut down McCamy Manor.
And it's been open.
He had one in California
now he's got one in Tennessee,
and I think he's got one in Alabama too.
I think he has multiple places,
and we've been trying to get a hold of him.
And since he's been under fire for trying to get shut down,
we missed each other.
We tried to cross past yesterday,
and we miss each other.
So I'm hoping that we get rushed today.
He has our phone number.
He has the inside CTF hotline phone number.
We're awaiting his.
call. So I'm hoping that Rush can call because I really am fascinated by the torture chamber,
the horror house, the house of horrors, the house of pain that is McCaamy Manor. And I'm really
am fascinated. Now, yesterday, we called, because he was supposed to be on with us yesterday,
and so that I could have the interview for today, right? So we were going to record it yesterday
had, you know, air it today.
And we never got a hold of him.
But this is the reason that he gave on his voicemail when we call.
That's from McKimie Manor.
Hey, by the way, don't leave a message because I'm not going to be able to get back to you.
Unfortunately, it's all the crazy phone call.
We did, though.
So if you're looking to take a tour, it's real simple.
All you need to do is go to the close McKimmy, Manor.
group.
Mr. One, when you type in the Caney Manor, you're going to see about 20 some thousand numbers.
It's that particular page.
You make sure you answer all the questions to be selected into the page.
And once you do that, contact one of the admins or the moderators and let them know that you're interested in taking a tour.
Let me hear the beep.
They're screening to see if you're the kind of guy or gal that we need here.
at McCaney Man.
I don't hear the beep so I can leave a message.
That's good for now. Thanks for calling.
And we'll see you guys down the road.
Take care.
Beep.
Hey, Russ.
So I'm hoping to get a hold of Russ here, no problem.
But while we await
to keep our fingers crossed that we can talk to Russ
from McCamey Manor,
I saw aware in Virginia that they have
a city has now
facing, put up a new law that
if you're over 12 years of age, you're facing jail time for trick-or-treating.
Come on now.
I mean, I get that at some point you're too old to trick-or-treat.
I'm not sure what that age is, 40, 45, 50.
At some point, I mean, when you, as people come up to your house and you're giving out candy
and then the crowd of the high schoolers come up that are, you know, 17-18-year-olds,
you feel kind of like, okay, well, here's one little candy.
candy bar, get out of here.
Got it careful, though, because the eggs and the toilet people come right after.
Thank you.
I know.
The shaving cream.
And so I'm going to give you a couple of hints before we leave today on how to, on how to
how to get your kids more candy and how to either save you some money or get you more candy as an adult
at your home.
These are just helpful hints from me to you.
They're tried and true tested ways of Halloween marketing for you and your family.
And I'm going to do that on chewing the fat.
And I'm going to do that just for you.
Okay?
I know.
I know you're welcome.
But it makes me wonder what is too old.
When we were, you know, 100 years ago, when we were little kids, we used to go out
and you have candy back in the day.
You never, well, people gave you apples.
People gave you apples and oranges.
And by the way, speaking of that, by the way.
way. Really? The poison candy
scare and the apples and the
Halloween sadism that we're supposed to be so scared of.
Guess what? Just so we're clear.
There haven't been any substantiated cases
of when a child was seriously injured, let alone
killed by Halloween treats. And this guy's a liar.
No, I am not.
There is not, that is not, the truth is, there hasn't been any, any cases.
You look like an idiot.
You look like an idiot if you believe that it's true.
That's true.
You can, thank you.
You can still be, you can still be, you know, concerned about your children and, you know, look
over the candy and be concerned, but it's all hogwash.
So I don't need to take it to the police department so that it can scan it for me.
You know what, if you may, if it makes you feel better, you go right ahead.
Because I heard about that.
Police stations, they're like, hey, you could bring your candy.
Yes.
Who could scan it for you.
Hospitals would let you bring it in and run it through the...
By the way, if the hospital is running that through the X-R-R-Machine, who's paying for that?
Oh, your insurance.
Oh, my insurance.
My insurance is paying for that.
That's why you don't give the insurance card.
No, I don't have any insurance and then just do it for you.
I mean, it's seriously silly.
There have been people that have been heard around Halloween that have now been proven that
was fake.
It wouldn't have anything to do with Halloween at all.
So you can be scared.
Be more scared about your kid getting hit by a car
by some idiot racing through the neighborhood on Halloween
instead of driving extra slow.
You know, because it's Halloween.
What does that mean?
It means drive.
If you have to drive in the dark in your neighborhood,
you're coming home, it's dark, Halloween is started.
Why don't have the headlights on?
Still, though, you're driving too fast.
You've got to be careful.
You've got to be careful.
All right.
My gosh.
And by the end now, and since we're all scared
about that. Now Halloween starts
in the morning. We don't want to have kids out in the dark.
True. True. I agree with that.
It's ridiculous. Did you be coming around 12 o'clock
at lunchtime to do my house for candy?
Which, by the way, if you do that at my house,
I'm going to tell you later on in this broadcast
how you can get away, how you can get away with that.
Oh. Oh, is that the phone ringing?
Well, well, well, the phone has finally rung
from the man himself.
Russ McCabe.
Russ.
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
How in the world are you, my friend?
It's been a hectic last
five or six days, I'll tell you that.
I believe that.
So, Russ, of course,
you are the proprietor
of McCamey's Manor.
Horror House extraordinaire.
Many people would call it
torture house.
Of course.
So, I mean, you've got
people that want to shut
you down. Originally you were open
out on the West Coast and you smartened up
and got the hell out of California.
And now you
have, do you still have two places?
Well, no, it's one place
but we take people
to different locations. So it's
one haunt, but
it takes place in various
areas. Gotcha.
Tennessee, Alabama, blah, blah,
blah. But it's still one
location now. So,
originally what gave you the idea that you wanted did you just want to open up a regular you know
house of horrors kind of ride thrill for people and then it just spawned into this or was this your
original plan well i've always been involved with you know theater and movies and acting and all that
from a real young age and so i was always doing some sort of a version of a haunted house
for my whole life.
Even when I was out to sea in the Navy,
I was out to sea for like 17 of my 23 years in the Navy,
and I was building haunts out to sea for the guys.
So it didn't matter where I was at.
I was always building haunted houses.
That had to go over good.
It did.
You kidding?
Because when you're floating around for six months,
you know, you want some entertainment.
And, yeah, they loved it.
Of course, absolutely.
That's really funny.
Yeah, it was interesting out there.
So just, you know, it's always, it's always been there.
But the thing is that every year that you do it,
you have to try to up yourself.
You've got to up the game, you know.
Right.
And so now after all these years,
it just kind of was a natural progression to be where it is now
as this extreme, over-the-top, out-of-the-box-thinking type of a situation.
And I'm actually, you know, really proud of it
because it's, I mean, where their haunt has gotten the world,
and I say the world as upset as McCamie Manor, not many.
No, not many, if any.
Not many if any.
So, all right, so McCamie Manor, for those of you that don't know,
is a horror house or a house of torture or what do you call it?
I call it a survival horror boot camp experience,
because it's really like it is your own personalized experience
where you're going to live your own horror movie.
You're going to live everything you've ever seen
in all these cheesy movies down from whenever,
years gone by.
And you're going to do all that stuff,
not just sit back and be a passive bystander.
You're going to actually be the star of my movie
because I'm making a movie of you as you're going through everything.
So it's quite complicated.
but a lot of people get all upset
we call it a haunted house
but it really is a haunted house
because I use every kind of
deal that
you'd find in a haunted house you're going to find
at the manner it's not just
the craziness that people think
you know you're going to have boo haunts
you're going to have people jumping out
at you you're going to have a lot of static
props and special effects
so you're going to have all that
all the ingredients of a normal haunted house
you're going to have at the manor,
you're just going to have a lot of other things as well.
So if I want to go through the manner,
I have to do what?
I have to reach out to you and say,
hey, I want to go through your manner
and you make me fill out a waiver form, correct?
Yeah, so that's a good question.
So if someone like yourself, I'm sure we'll get you down here,
is interested in,
participating, they need to go on
Facebook and they need to type
in McKinney Manor and they need
to find the closed group that's got like
30,000 viewers
in it. And that's the one where they go
to and they get into that group
and then they contact the
moderators and then they say, look, I want to
take a tour and then we
schedule them for a screening to find out and
for the right kind of contestants. So you just don't
show up. You've got to go through this
lengthy screening process
to make sure you're not some knucklehead
because this is a no knucklehead zone.
So if I just show up, you throw me off, tell me to get out?
Yeah, I had to throw you out.
Because you got to get your medical letters first.
You got to have a psych check saying that you're physically and psychologically cleared to go.
You've got to have proof of medical insurance.
You've got to be able to sign the 40-page waiver.
You've got to have a background check done on you.
You have to do a drug screening.
Oh, like I said, no.
So no knucklehead.
Can we stop some of that for me?
Just we just, just, no, never mind that.
Don't worry about that.
We might be able to work something out for you.
Maybe.
So, okay.
So people really know what they're getting into.
That's the bottom line.
And they're really, you know, you can't feel sorry for them.
Like, oh, I didn't understand.
They weren't just taken off the street.
They really had to jump through some serious.
poops to get here.
Right.
Crazy.
Which is so surprising that so many people are against this.
I mean, I am amazed how we're, so many people are against McCamy Manor and, of course,
have signed petitions, and you said it's been, you know, even worse the last few days.
Yeah.
That, uh, because people are voluntarily signing up for this.
Yeah.
And they're very misinformed.
They're like Rush, like to say, LICs.
There are, you know, a lot of low information crowd folks out there.
Right.
That just believe the crazy rumors on the Internet are my movies.
And I'll be the first to admit all the movies that I make that causes, that, that starts to be extir up because they look scary.
Yeah.
I'm a film maker.
Yes, they do.
They're supposed to look scary.
They're not Mary Poppins.
It's supposed to look kind of frightening.
So I understand all the ruckus, but it does shock me because this is not a business.
Keep this in mind.
This is just some guy's hobby.
That'd be like if you enjoyed flying remote control airplanes, but your neighbors said,
no, you do not, man, we don't like that stuff.
We're going to start a petition.
And, you know, it's the same exact thing because I'm not making money on this.
I've never made a single penny on this.
Let's talk a little bit about that.
Let's talk a little bit about that.
the money. I mean, did you hit the lotto? The government, your 23 years in the Navy are paying
you that much money? I mean, how are you paying for this? Yeah, you can just strike your rich
if you join the military, you know. I know that. I understand. There's big money there.
But, no, I just, it's just my passion, just like we all have our passions of things we like to do.
And so I save my money throughout the years. And I can tell you throughout the years, I put it
well over a million dollars.
I bet.
Crazy things.
And because, you know, I buy all these high-end special effects and props and all.
That's just expensive.
And so I've just been able to save, use my IRA, use my retirement fund.
I just, it's stupid.
I mean, I'm the dumbest businessman in the world.
Absolutely the lamest that you're ever going to find.
So you're not making any money on this?
I'm not making any money.
What about the films?
I mean, what about the films?
Anything like that?
I mean, you're getting anything from that?
No, no, nothing there because it's just, it's just all YouTube,
and so I'm not, I'm not monetized.
YouTube does not like to monetize everybody or everything.
Yeah, I'm well aware of that.
Yeah, so I've never been monetized on YouTube.
So it's strictly just a passion of the heart doing this crazy little haunt just for the fans.
But yeah, I wish I could make money with it.
I mean, because I think it's a money-making deal,
if somebody could find a way to make money,
but you have to be really careful
because once you open up the whole thing about charging,
then you've got all these people who want to shut me down.
You've got ways for them to do that
because now they can say, oh, he's not up to code,
or his zoning isn't correct or this or that,
and now he's making money.
But if you do it as a hobby,
it makes it more difficult for these rascals
to try and shut me down.
But they try.
I mean, just, you know, coming up,
this weekend are coming up next week.
I've got the fire,
the fire guy is coming out to see if we're up to code for fire.
I'm thinking, well, this is just a house.
This is just a, you know, a personal house.
And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, but we got complaints.
It's got to go out and check.
You know, but there's, you know, they're not going to find anything,
but they keep on doing whatever they can do to try to find something that's going to stick on the wall.
So it's just part of the deal after it's a cat and mouse game.
entire time. Well, you have had other issues with, uh, of the authorities being called with thinking that,
uh, people were being, uh, harmed and, uh, right. They, they, we find out that that's not true,
right, of course. That's right. That's right. That's right. And that's why I film every single
subject in great detail. So whenever there's any interaction going on, there's a camera on somebody,
because that's, that saved me numerous times. So I can show the authorities, they say, yeah, but this person
claims that this happened and that happened.
Well, let's take a look at the footage.
And then they come back and they go, well, that didn't happen at all, did it?
Nope.
And the reason being is because this is a very mental game.
It's not a physical game, especially the news show desolation.
It's very mental.
And everybody knows that I use hypnosis.
I mean, that's no secret.
And so when you use hypnosis, I can, you know, quite easily make a contestant leave something
that's not really happening.
and they're going to walk away thinking that, you know, they had a dealing with a great white shark or something.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but I can put somebody in a little kiddie pool with three inches of water and tell them there's a shark in there with them.
They're going to freak out and have a major panic attack.
And so if I can do that with that, then I can make people believe all kinds of goofy things.
Okay, so.
And that's, go ahead.
No, no, and I believe you.
I believe that.
But you mentioned this with the new show, Desolation.
Okay, so I, so am I picking what I want to have happened to me inside of your main show desolation?
Or is Desolation something separate?
Well, I'm just trying to figure out how, like if I want, if I come and say Russ, all right, here we go.
If I've passed all your hurdles about getting in, which, by the way, some of them are still going to.
have to be looked over for me.
And we come in and I say, yes, I want to be, you know, I want to be kidnapped and I want to be
drug behind a truck or I want to, you know, I want to jump off a cliff and pretend I'm flying,
but I don't and I survive the fall or whatever it is that I want.
Sure.
And is that part of then other things that you've created inside of this desolation or is it a separate
complete show?
No, it's kind of what we created inside.
It's McCamey Manor's desolation.
So you're absolutely correct.
After you read the contract, which I sit with you and go over this crazy contract,
which is where the hypnosis comes into play as well.
That's where it all kind of starts.
Then you're going to know everything that's coming your way.
And you also get two off-limit items.
So if there's two things in particular that you don't want to have,
like if you don't want your tooth pole without Novakain,
doggone it, then you put that down there.
and your dental work will be untouched.
So, and then I'll ask you, all right, you've read everything here.
Now, what do you really want to do?
Jeffrey, what do you really want to do?
Well, I want to do this and that.
Okay, well, we can do that.
And so we'll definitely gear the tour towards what you want to do,
and also, even more importantly, what scares you.
Because we'll find out.
You know, we'll talk to your friends and your family.
and your coworkers, and you'll be surprised how easy they are to throw you under the bus,
my friend.
No, I wouldn't.
You wouldn't be surprised at all.
No, I would not.
That happens daily as it is.
There you go.
There you go.
So that's how that works out.
Okay, so, yeah.
All right, and one of the things that everybody is, that I've talked to about talking to you,
and by the way, thank you, Russ McCamey from McCamey.
I really appreciate you taking the time out for me.
and I appreciate it very much.
You bet.
You ask people to bring dog food,
and you're not saying that's a payment.
That's like a donation or whatever, right?
Correct.
Do you have like this collection of 8 billion pounds of dog food now
that you're giving out to dogs everywhere in Tennessee,
or what's up with that?
Well, it started with doing just that,
because in Tennessee, unfortunately,
me there's a lot of stray dogs around a lot of them what about the animals anyway no go ahead of
yeah they're doing a little drum right there I love it I love it thank you and so yeah and so
when we first started yeah the dog food was going towards all these strays and then the stray started
becoming like hey this is a good place to go this rough guy he's all right right and so and so then
I now have a collection of five really lovable, but big and...
I got news for you.
Those aren't strays anymore.
Yeah, you're right.
They're not strays anymore.
So the dog food now goes to these little rascals and any other little rascals that we find out,
they're floating around the neighborhood.
So there's plenty to go around.
There's plenty of strays to go around.
Unfortunately, I wish there wasn't, but unfortunately.
Unfortunately, there are.
So is there anything...
Well, before I get to that question,
since we're talking about payment and donations,
you're not doing this alone.
You have help.
So, I mean, you have other actors, torturers,
whatever you call them, helpers,
that are, you know, doing this show with you.
Are they doing that free of charge as well?
I mean, or are you paying them and dog food?
I'm wondering how you're getting these people.
All right.
So actually, there are no other actors.
It's only me.
So, and that's what you've got to look at.
How can one guy, it's just me, it's just my mind against yours.
How can one guy get the kind of results that I get through every single experience?
It doesn't matter how tough and whatever they are, I get the same results where I can break them down.
And the way I do that, again, is mental.
So I don't use anybody.
Those old days, those old movies where you see these big bearded burly guys roughing somebody up, yelling and screaming at you.
Those days are all gone.
Desolation is a very quiet, seduced, very calming experience.
Don't try.
Don't try to hypnotize me now.
Don't do it.
Don't try.
I know.
So that's how it works.
It's just me against the contestant.
That's it.
There is nobody else.
believe it or not.
Wow. So is there anything?
And we've seen, you know, we've seen the movies and we've talked about people who
are locked into coffins with insects and spiders and, you know, their faces held in water
and just on and on and on some of the different scenarios that happen at Macaamy Manor.
Is there anything that you won't do?
Absolutely.
There'll never be anything sexual.
there'll never be anything inappropriate
and there'll never be anything about religion.
So what's inappropriate?
You know, like whispering in your ear some nasty little comment
or trying to get to you, trying to get to you,
trying to get you to squirm by just saying some inappropriate comments.
It's a very PG-13 type of venture.
It's like an Indiana Jones ride on steroids.
In fact, you probably know this,
but there's no cussing.
If you cuss, then you lose $500 every time you say a cuss word.
Because everybody starts out with $20,000.
And it's their job to try to make it to the very end.
And if they make it to the very end, then they get to keep that remaining amount.
But if you cuss, that's $500 right there, taken off the top, top.
If you can't complete a particular task or stunt, then you lose $500 and it goes on and on and on.
But you have to last 10 hours, Jesse, once the clock starts.
And 10 hours, ain't nobody going to last 10 hours.
And you say that, has anyone lasted the 10 hours?
Heck, no, not even close.
Now you're getting cocky.
I know, I know.
I'm so overly confident now.
I'm waiting for that person.
Again, I'm waiting for you, Jesse.
I think you might either one.
I mean, 10 hours, that's a long time, my friend.
That's a long time.
And that's just once the clock starts.
You know, there's all this other nonsense going on before you start the clock.
But you've got to get that key.
You've got to open that first door.
You've got to start the first deal.
And if you're too scared to even get to that point, then it's going to be a long, long day for you.
So, so far, what's the, who's made it the longest?
Was there anyone that you thought, oh, they're going to do it?
And then they crapped out at nine and a half hour.
hours. No, no one's lasted that long hour-wise, but I do have one contestant, and this is a, she's, she's
great. You guys would actually love her on your show. She's this, she's this upper income business person
who lives and works in Washington, D.C., total professional, you know, someone that you think, but never,
never in a million years like this kind of thing, but she's been here nine times. Wow.
And she's going to be here another time in November for her 10th time.
That's not Katie Hill, is it?
Because she just resigned.
No.
It's not.
Okay, okay.
Let's check it.
But we've counted up the amount of hours that she's been in here actually doing activities.
And she's been in here 45 hours doing new and different activities.
But she's never completed it.
but she's never completed it.
That's how large is because she's never actually started the clock.
So that's what's hard to wrap your head around.
Yes, it is.
Being here 45 hours, but not start the clock because all these different stunts require you to get to a certain portion, a certain level before that clock starts.
And so even this superwoman, she would stop before she actually got to the clock portion.
And then we'd say, okay, do you want to actually quit, kill it, or do you just want to move on to something else?
No, no, I want to move on to something else.
Okay, just move on to something else.
Let's try this.
And that just went on and on and on and on and on.
And she was great.
And, you know, she was great because she didn't win.
She was great because she didn't win.
You got that right.
But she's been there all this time.
I mean, so I'm trying to wrap my head around.
I have to jump through some hoops before I actually start the clock.
Yeah, and that...
You have to...
Go ahead.
Those hoops can be multiple hoops, not just one.
It's basically just one.
You basically got to, like, get to a key and open a door, and you're good.
But people freak out.
And again, you know, mental-wise, I can really put the little whammy on you.
And by the time you start the time...
four, you've already been here seven hours.
So it's not ten hours?
Well, it's more than that, right?
So it comes out to about 17, right?
So you've already been here half a day learning what to do.
I'm basically instructing you during the daytime how to do all these things that you need
to do.
So nobody can ever tell you or anybody else, I didn't know this was going to happen.
They know exactly what's going to.
happen and I tell them how it works, how to get out of it, what the trick is. And, you know,
they know everything about everything. And then when the sun goes down, now it's the serious part
of the show and now they have to remember all the things that I taught them and try to keep that
all coincide whence they're panicky and once they're nervous and once they're just in a real
crazy state of mind. And that's just in a real crazy state of mind. And that's, you know,
That's easier said than done.
When you're in that panic mode, it's hard to remember all the things I taught you.
Right.
That's the argument.
I did not cuss.
Yes, you did.
Look at the tape.
You got scared.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So you know how it works.
You know exactly how.
You're smart.
At what point, at what point if I go through the hoop and I turn the key and I'm involved
and I'm inside and I realize, I mean, obviously people who,
get scared and are in the show.
Right.
They reach a point where we go,
oh my God, I can't go on, I can't go on, I can't go on.
But, I mean, it's almost, do you automatically stop and say,
okay, you're done, or is, do I have to have a special, you know,
a special password?
You've got a, you got a special safe word, you know.
My name is Jesse.
I came all the way from the Blaze just to take on McCaney Manor.
but camey matter ate my lunch
took my milk money
and kicked my butt and I
quit and you really
don't want to do this
right there's your safe phrase
right there so
I just
I just wondered
I'm still struggling why you're taking such a
hit for this
why you're taking such a hit for this
because this is this is purely entertainment
this is smoking mirrors clearly I'm not
some psychopath like they try
And I'm the kind of guy you want to hang out with.
And I'm a fun,
I'm a fun-loving kind of guy.
I'm just a engineer.
Yeah.
Well, it's all in my mind.
At least in my mind, I'm just fun-loving guy.
And so it's all just entertainment.
It's smoking mirrors.
Nobody.
And you got to, here's the thing.
Here's the bottom line at the end of the day, and I hate that praise.
You got to think, why has there
never been any actual law enforcement issues? Why has there never been any, any lawsuits? Why? Why?
Why? You know, this torture, he's torturing people. Right. And you got to put, you got to put your
logic cap on and think, if it was really torture, would I really be sitting here talking to you
to talk to you today? Would I really, no, I'd be in the old birdcage feed or someplace in jail.
You know, and so clearly there's something.
a lot more going on
magic wise. I'm a magician.
You know? And so clearly if there was something
really going on, I would be in trouble.
So really, just between you and me.
Really, what you're doing.
You're just hypnotizing people
and sitting them in a chair and making them believe
all this stuff is happening.
I mean, really, that's what you're doing.
Absolutely. If you think about it,
logically, that has a major
factor to it.
Because, granted, they're walking through things, they're doing stuff.
But if I've got control of their little noggin, then I can really up the ante to a degree to where they're really thinking that this is something really terrifying.
And it is terrifying, but it's terrifying in a safe way.
Right.
And that's why you, Jesse, would be okay as well.
Russ McCamey from McCaming Manor.
I really appreciate it.
Is there anything else that you'd like people to be aware of?
I mean, we've covered quite a bit of ground,
and I really appreciate it on Halloween.
And I know you've probably got somebody waiting for you to, you know,
unlock the door as we speak.
Yeah, there you go.
Like he said, Jeffrey, he's waiting for you.
He's waiting for you, Jeffrey, to come in there
and say whatever key word or safe word you have to say to come out of it.
He's got to let me.
And he invited you last year.
He's got to let me slide on a couple of you.
So far, this is the second year.
You got an open invitation, and Jeffrey has not come up to Tennessee.
I don't even know where Tennessee is anymore.
Oh, you don't know where Tennessee is?
That's right.
I wish I did.
Is it still part of the U.S.?
Well, not anymore.
If they get him shut down, it would not be part of the United States.
So it's in...
That is true.
I have to go to the Facebook page, Macchami Matter.
And get involved to there.
Yeah, because there's like a hundred million McCaney Manners,
and they're all fake.
So go to the one where it's got 30,000 members.
That's the real one.
Answer the questions.
There are three simple questions.
Get in that page.
And really, from that page,
you can watch the live shows happening.
You can be a part of everything.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a fun little page.
Nice.
And then that's where you're going to say,
hey, Mr. Admin or moderator,
I want to take the tour.
Screen me.
Get me set up.
And that's how it works.
And that's what I'll find out where Tennessee is.
Because right now,
and that's where you find out
what she is.
But, uh, yeah.
Russ, thank you so much, man.
I really appreciate it.
You're very kind.
I love it.
I love it.
All right, guys.
Thank you.
All right.
Take care yourself.
God bless.
Around the rosy,
a pocket full of roses,
ashes,
ashes,
we all fall down.
Welcome back to chewing the fat.
There you have it.
Russ McCamey from Macaamy Manor.
He didn't sound creepy at all.
I know I have a feeling that everyone has this,
and I did too, kind of.
I hadn't talked to Russ before,
and I kind of have this,
you kind of have this idea in your head of what he's going to sound like,
you know, the kind of creepiness, you know,
that psychopath kind of talk.
He didn't have that.
So he hypnotized it.
I think he hypnotized himself.
Because I was not in the room
I'm doing the interview because I was scared.
If you haven't heard the interview,
you can go back and listen to it,
but I mean,
I think he hypnotized himself
so he didn't sound like a creep.
And then he hypnotized him at the beginning.
I mean, it's still, it's just, it's amazing to me
that he takes the heat that he does.
Because you're signing up for it.
You're signing up for it.
It's just amazing.
It's fascinating interview.
Nice.
Nice guy, and I appreciate him coming on today.
I,
I dare I say, the exclusive with Russ McCaamy from McCaany Manor.
Absolutely.
Other than Netflix doing the Netflix special, you got it.
Don't, bro, don't bog me down with facts.
Don't do it.
Other than Netflix, you know, I said don't bog me down with facts, is what I'm saying.
The local station doing an interview with him.
Complete exclusive, right?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
That's complete exclusive.
He's talked to no one else.
Yes, I'm hypnotized.
He's talked to no one else.
Other than Netflix and the local TV station.
Would you stop saying that?
So, okay, now I teased in the opening segment before we talked to Rush,
that I'm going to give you a couple of ideas on how to get more candy for those of you
listening on Halloween afternoon and evening.
You could use this next year.
What if they're not listening on Halloween?
If you're listening live.
Not possible.
You know, around the 31st of October, 2019.
You could use these tricks tonight.
If you're listening any other time,
keep them in your back pocket for next year.
So they can't use them like a normal day today?
I'm sorry?
They can't use it like a normal day today.
No, because it's Halloween.
It's the way to get more candy on Halloween.
Okay, this is Jeff Fisher tactics I've used,
and it works.
All right, these are tried and tested ways.
So this are Jeffie tactics.
All right, first, this one I did for,
I've, it's tough.
to do now because my kids are older and they have a granddaughter i know my wife does and i haven't
taken her out yeah darn so close i thought i had you and uh i haven't taken her out yet that's coming
soon so this is what you do all right people always feel bad for little kids that don't have a lot
of candy in their candy bag and they always feel bad you go up to the door you go trick-or-treat
and you open up the bag.
And the kids that have, you know, full bags of candy,
they throw it a couple of pieces.
Let's say you have the little candy bars
and you throw a couple of candy bars in that bag
and you move on.
Especially if you go up with multiple children, right?
So you want them to go up with, you know,
one or two kids or whoever they're going up with,
but you want to be the one that goes up there
and says, trick or treat,
and have the bag that's only got a few candies in it.
Because it's like you just started
and people feel bad,
so they give you more candy.
Because they go, oh, look, you just got started, and they throw in, you know, two handfuls of the little bars, or throw in an extra big bar or they give you more candy because you're just getting started and you don't hardly have any candy in your bag.
Okay.
That's why, as a parent, this is your job, imperative, that you always bring two or three extra grocery bags with you so that when the bag starts getting close to half full, you dump it into the grocery bags and carry it back at the sidewalk.
So the kid's bag has only got just a few candies in it.
You make a hall.
You continue to the hall gets bigger and bigger
because people, every house feel bad for your kid
for not having very much candy.
I mean, you're welcome, and it's tried and test.
It works.
Works.
Now, the last couple years, I've found a way for you to enhance,
this actually can get you more candy
or it can save you a little bit of money.
Okay?
You don't want to have your lights off and not give out candy at your house
because people are midst the neighborhood, people get mad,
there's a young couple, there's a family there,
they should be giving out candy, it's ridiculous.
And you get toilet papered, egg, bushes cut up, bad things happen around your house.
It's possible that could happen.
And because the kids are, they're mad at you.
So what you do is you turn your light on,
happy Halloween,
you want people to come up to the house to get their candy,
you put out a big bowl,
a giant bowl outside of your front door
with a sign that says take one in the bowl, okay?
Take one in the bowl.
And you can put up on top, you know,
hey, gone trick-or-treating, take one.
You don't put any candy in the bowl.
So when you go up to the bowl,
people come up to the bowl,
they go, oh my gosh.
Everybody's taking all the candy.
And they move on.
So you either don't have to buy any candy or the candy that you bought.
It's yours.
I mean, happy Halloween from chewing the fat.
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It's kind of seasonal live Halloween.
Babies are scary.
Well, I got to tell you, though, just as a side note,
if you're living in many parts of the U.S. tonight,
dress your kids warmly and then put the outfit on.
Dude, it's like 17 outside.
A little nippy out there.
Nippy.
It was a little nippy this morning.
It was like 14 degrees.
The North Texas is a little nippy.
And it's even nippier where you're staying doesn't have a roof.
I'm just saying.
Oh, how's that going on?
That's going great.
Perfect.
100%.
I mean, look, the roofing company has left tiles in the driveway.
Hey, we're moving up.
And we're moving up.
And then the tarp is still up or did we lose it at the last time?
It's up, okay.
So it's fine.
That's fine.
And Max is sleeping in his room, right?
Everything's fine.
Yeah, no, but everything's fine.
I'm sorry?
Everything's fine.
Where's he sleeping?
He sleeps?
I don't know, to be honest.
Well, yeah, you don't go to the second floor.
I don't go to the second floor anymore.
No.
And they want me to a couple times and I'm like, no.
I don't.
I'm sorry?
They ain't no, not doing it.
But dad, no, not doing it.
Take a picture. Just text me a picture.
Yeah, text me a picture.
You're one of those parents, aren't you?
I'm so sad.
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This week was a great week for chewing the fat.
Lauren and Julia only gave two interviews.
The Chagma girls.
We talked to Julia?
Yeah, Julia.
I thought we talked to Julia.
Well, I said it in Spanish.
Talk to them.
They only gave two interviews, TMZ and Chewendo Fat.
You're welcome.
Then we have Manor Guy.
Russ.
The Russ was on with us.
That was a complete exclusive.
Completely exclusive.
Except for, you know, the local and, you know, the other one that he gave, you know,
he gave a Netflix.
Yeah, but we're exclusive.
That was what I'm saying.
Exclusive podcast interview.
Thank you.
I'll give you that.
Thank you.
After Netflix and the local station, they gave him an interview too.
But, you know, and then next week, we have another different one.
And this one is going to, I'm not going to let the cat out of the back just yet, but you have to subscribe.
Because next week, November 6, it's going to be a good day for Jet Fisher.
Okay.
That interview.
Unlike all the other days, which are good days here on chewing the fat.
No, no, no.
No, no.
November 6.
I mean, if you subscribe to chewing the fat.
that, we, thank you.
I mean, I, you give and you give,
thank you. You know, I don't, I don't like to be the one to say it,
but I give and I give.
And it's Saturday, you have you awesome, you know,
building America, not building America, I'm sorry.
American, living the American dream.
It's just American dream.
Living the American dream.
Living the American dream.
Yeah, that's how I'll pitch it to the guests.
You got some woodworking.
I just want to be clear, don't call the episode something
that doesn't exist anymore.
Okay, I know it's Halloween,
It's the, you know, we're celebrating the dead, but.
No, that's the Dea Los Mortos.
That's not Halloween.
I'm sorry?
Diad de los Mortos, that's when we celebrate the dead.
What kind of chicken bone thing are you celebrating, man?
Dia de los Murtos.
That's not Halloween.
Wow.
I hope you know that.
The Latin X community is very upset at you right now.
Are they?
Yes.
Are they?
Because you say Halloween is the Dea de los Mertos.
No, I didn't say that.
You say celebrate the dead people.
Celebrate the dead with Halloween.
That's the other than Christmas.
that it's not Halloween.
I'm just saying.
I can't help it if you're...
You're what?
You can be a little racist right now.
By the way, I would like to know has a cousin of Jeffrey contacted you?
I don't think that's going to happen.
Okay.
Especially when we're in a world, listen, when we're in a world where black jackal an
lanterns, the sale of the black janel an event's halted because they were...
racially insensitive.
Yeah.
A pumpkin is not black.
Come on.
Pumpkin is orange.
You can't dress up
in any kind of Halloween outfit
because of cultural appropriation.
Yep.
Come on.
You can't dress up as, you know,
the little cocoa.
There are some great outfits out there,
though, that are tremendous.
And I'm not talking about cocoa
or, you know,
three of your buddies
dressing up as the mariachi band.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that would be horrific.
Or Moana?
Can't dress up as Moana?
Right.
Can't do that.
Can I be the Black Panther?
No, you can't be that.
I can be the Black Panther?
No, you can't do that.
I mean, it's just agonizing.
There's so many great outfits.
Like my favorite outfit, I think, which isn't cultural appropriation anymore, but you'd
probably get, I'm sorry?
Costume, not outfit.
It's an outfit.
It's a costume.
You probably get in trouble in today's world because the company would say, oh, no, you
can't do that.
But I saw six guys were dressed up as like a six pack of Bud Light.
Oh, that's awesome.
Tremendous stuff.
How is that something not cool?
What is that something not cool?
I guess what? Bud Light might say, no.
Well, guess what? Bull Light, you're stuck.
Now, maybe Bud Light wouldn't because they gave the guy that,
I was going to say.
They gave the guy that held the two beers and blocked the baseball his own ad.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
And if you haven't seen the ad, it's great.
I'll tweet it out on my Twitter account and my Facebook page, Jeff Fisher Radio,
and Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
But I think it's only just like a 15-second ad.
They gave him tickets to Game 6 to the World Series.
I don't know if he was at Game 7 last night.
Holy cow, with that game.
Game 7.
Game 7, the Great Washington Nationals won.
I missed it because I was watching Glenn's special.
Yeah, but no, I just had it.
I had it like a mini screen in the corner.
You were watching a screen and screen.
Which one was bigger?
Oh, Glenn.
Oh, okay.
And then at the bottom left, you were watching the game set.
And then at one point, all of a sudden, I couldn't get the screen and screen to work.
And it was just the World Series.
Oh, no.
I don't know what happened.
I called the cable company.
What they said?
We're on it.
We're trying to figure it out.
We don't know what's happening.
you're up before the end of what it was happening.
So, you know, I don't know what to tell you.
But the, it was tough to watch as a, as I,
because I really didn't have a horse in the race, really, except that.
Yes, you did.
You had the Houston.
I was rooting for Houston because we're in Texas and I wanted the, and I wanted the,
I wanted the, home team.
Yeah, I wanted them to win.
The home team, yeah.
But, well, they're not the home team.
Yeah, the home team.
Yeah, the home team.
Yeah, the home team.
Yeah, but they're the home state team.
Yeah, the home team, yeah.
But this was the first world series as well that no home team has won a game.
Yeah, I heard that. That's pretty cool. Fascinating.
Well, done, Houston.
I know.
Be proud of that.
I know.
And this was the year that they won the most home games of any team.
Again, well done.
I know.
You finished so strong, Houston.
Well, actually, they didn't finish strong at all.
Exactly.
They finished so strong.
By the way, does that mean that guy lost that bet?
Yeah, but he had a...
Yes, he did.
The mattress guy lost, yeah.
But he also, I think he had money on another end, on the other end.
So I don't...
So equals out.
I don't think it equals out.
I don't think it was going to equal out with...
Houston lost, but he didn't lose as much.
He lost 11 million.
Okay.
Instead of, I mean, who among us?
Jeffrey, I pee 11 millions every morning.
Who among us?
I mean, that's just.
11 million, Jeffrey.
What did you do with your last $11 million?
You know what?
I can't even remember.
Exactly.
So who cares?
I can't even remember.
Who cares about $11 million?
Thanks.
Pts.
Have a nice day.
