Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 238 | Fat Pile Friday - New Catch Phrase EDITION

Episode Date: November 1, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. It is a Blaze Media podcast, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Fat Pile Friday. Welcome. And I just want to warn you now. I know that this show, if you're listening live, the first day of November, 2019, you're going through your Halloween candy, and I need you to be careful. it's now come to our attention that if you eat too much black licorish it's bad for you

according to a consumer alert issued by the FDA black licorice candy sometimes contains a substance known as glycerium and that comes from the root of a shrub found in Greece Turkey or other parts of Asia. People say if you eat high amounts of foods with Yeah. So if you eat high amounts of food with In it, you can see your potassium levels fall, causing abnormal heart rhythms, high blood pressure, edema,

even congestive heart failure. So you need to lay back on black licorice, because it could be made with now it's in other things beyond licorice. Like home remedies for heartburn, stomach ulcers, bronchitis, sore throats, coughs, some infections caused by viruses, which is, I mean, how many times you're making a home remedy with

Liz IRISia in it? I mean, Bliss irisia. Be careful. So no matter how old you are, you should avoid eating large amounts of black licorice in one time. So if you're experiencing heart problems, muscle weakness, stop eating it immediately because you've probably had too much. Bliss, Irizia. Yeah, and so be careful. How did I not know this?

on Wednesday the 30th of October 2019, I could have gotten free taco, free Doritos Locos tacos from Taco Bell. How did we not have those in the studio? Oh, I knew that. And then I asked the question, how do we not have those in this studio? How did we not have those in this studio?

Because you could have ordered it over the app. I did. is one per person. Apparently, it was part of Taco Bell's steal a base, steal a taco world series promotion. And if one of the players stole a base during the World Series, Taco Bell promised to give out a free Doritos Locos tacos. And it happened.

Trey Turner, of course, if you were watching the World Series from the Washington Nationals, stole second base during game one of the series. And so that made Wednesday, October 30th, from 2 to 6 p.m. On the day where you could get your free Doritos Locos tacos. Again, I ask how? How did this studio not have a free Doritos Locos toky?

This is one per person. And you don't like Taco Bell. Welcome to it. Don't, don't, don't, don't extend the bit because now you, you don't do it. Don't, don't. Welcome to Fat By. Friday. Now, I will say that

I did see a story. For those of you that listened to her in the fact, you know that we predicted Felicity Huffman would get out of prison, or I'm sorry, camp early. And she did. They let her. There's no way they were letting her stay the weekend. She was supposed to get out on a Sunday. Wasn't going to happen. No way. I just, when I read that, I just, I knew that wasn't going to

happen. And I was right. Friday, go ahead, get out of here. Take care. But I did see a story that It was pretty funny, and it talked about if she had kept a prison diary. It's already a show for her. Dun deal. Prison diaries? Done deal. Felicity's prison diaries.

I mean, why not? Comedy, right? I mean, Netflix should already be producing this. Easy. And if they haven't, you're welcome. It should already be done. But a couple of my favorites were the couple of inputs that they put in the story after an incident in the yard. they call me house knife.

Nobody F's with house knife. Really funny. And of course, on day 11 when they let her out over 14 day sentence. They're letting me out early, thank God. I don't think I could take another day in this hellhole.

I now understand the pain of incarceration. I'll never watch Orange is the new black the same way again. I will carry this scar and the ride or die tattoo forever. These girls are my family now. When they get out, I'll get them into Dartmouth

Lori Lori Pay my tuition How this is still a thing I really I really don't know But I'm happy that Well you know what We're not safer

Because Felicity is not behind bars Or behind the white line at the camp But at least You know she could Breathe easier In her life It's over She's done her time

Gotta let her off the hook now Did she pay her dues? She's done her time. That's what she was sentenced. She did her time. She was out early on good behavior. Good behavior from what? At the camp.

Yeah, so what is good behavior? Good behavior is you don't get buzzed with the little wrist band going past the white line. She had family come and visit her. Note the family only came like that one time. That was it, man. She was in for... Well, he's busy doing shameless. She was in for an entire 11 days.

and I mean I look from experience I know how hard it is to see your family when you're in jail wait what from experience I know how hard is you don't want to see them you don't want to you relive the sadness of not being able to be with them who arrested Daniel and it's just it's just tough to get through

you visit someone in the jail so I understand how she would say you know thanks for coming Billy thanks for that's what she calls him that's what she calls William H. Masey Billy. Thanks for coming, Billy. But just don't bring

the kid anymore. And don't bring me coffee. Just don't. I can't bear to see you guys. It's too hard. And when I finally get out of here on day 11, you can come and pick me up and get me out of here.

Because after that, do we know that she was even there at night? Yeah, she had to be. What are you talking about? She was incarcerated. Wow. Yes. I mean, head count at bedtime, man. She was there. Yeah.

They do a head count? Oh, at the camp? At the camp? Absolutely. Yes. Absolutely. I mean, there's nothing been buzzed on the wristband. You're there.

I mean, technology tells us that. No question. Before we, I got to tell you, I mean, I have, the fat pile is fat today for you. There's so much. to get to at the fat pile. And yet, I still want to get to this story about deceased earners. Deceased earners, the top earners of dead people. It just amazes me.

George Harrison died in 2001. He was a former beetle, by the way, Chris, if you weren't aware. Yeah, I knew that. Yeah, did you? He earned $9 million this year. Been dead since 2001. Whitney Houston. she's a famous singer

died in 2012 cause of death according to this was drowning she earned nine and a half million dollars this year wow extension

is that a magic spell yes yes it is extantion yeah that's a new that's a new part of the deal at Rush McCamey's house okay okay right what was the deal that they

in this year at McCamee House, McCamey Manor sorry, when we talked to Russ exclusively on chewing the fat yesterday, Thursday, the 31st of October 2019. For those of you that want to subscribe and go back and listen. He told us this year's show is

desolation. So next year, it's extension after the after the rapper. Yeah, he's a big guy. He'd earned $10 million dollars this year. He's been dead since 2018. Oh, he's only been dead a year.

Yeah, he died last year. Yeah, he got shot. Homicide. Yeah, he got shot. Oh, yeah, he got shot pretty good. Nipsey Hustle. Oh, yeah. Yep, he died earlier this year. He still made 11 million. So where does the money go?

Prince. To the family? Oh, to the manner. Oh, Prince. He's been dead for like years now. 2016. Yeah, years. 12 million.

But what? It's not like they release. It's not like their Tupac, where they're re-release and stuff. Maryland Monroe. Oh, that one's being dead for like... Since 1962.

$13 million. But how? Does it say how? Wow. When it comes to licensing, has added Zales collection with Chanel and Monterey. Yeah, I mean,

they're still using their likeness and the, you know, the Maryland Monroe people are... Oh, they have to pay for that? Yes. John Lennon, 1980. He just died. He just died. He was one of the Beatles. I know that one, yeah. $14 million he made last year.

That goes to the wife. I'm sorry, the widower. Yeah, the wife. I can't believe she's still milking him for money. Is she, though? Yes. Yes, she is. Absolutely Yoko Ono is still milking that. John Lennon. No question. Now, let's see. The 50th

anniversary of Abbey Road has boosted the Beatles across streaming and digital moving 2.2 million U.S. album equivalence over the past year. Wow. And boosting Lennon's own catalog by 52%. 14 million bucks he made this year. Good for her. Yeah. Thank you.

Dr. Seuss. Wait, that was a real person? Dr. Seuss died in 1991. $19 million this year. Oh, yeah, that one of believe there's like movies and more books somehow. Guys still riding from the dead. I know. And he's got deals with Hallmark Universal Studios, Books.

Wow. Bob Marley. Ooh. Bob Marley. Ben died since, been dead since 1981. Oh, yeah. This is Bob Marley

Oh, Bob You're killing me Bob Rob Rob Reggae's on Broadway Reggae's on Broadway I mean, come on

20 million bucks he made this year Oh that was a good Holy cow No wonder he spoke that some line I'd be fighting up those bongs too man Wow It was like a 22 second bong long right there All right, Arnold Palmer.

I was going to say Arnold Swastonaro. Arnold Palmer. He was golfer. Oh, no, that one. That's from Florida. Arnold Palmer Children Memorial? Yeah. All right, he died in 2016.

In fact, I believe I own a pair of Arnold Palmer shoes, as a matter of fact. So I've donated to a little bit of the Arnold Palmer fund. To his wealth. 30 million bucks he made last year. Holy cow. That's probably because of the hospital, too. No, it's because of the Arizona a drink, Arizona ice tea.

The Arnold Palmer drink. Yes, that is him. And he's got partnerships with MasterCard and Rolex still. And your daughter is the one that likes those drinks, right? Oh, yeah, I do too. Yeah, but yes, she's a big, big fan. Like I said, your daughter, yeah. Okay, stop for just a second. Charles Schultz.

All right? Charles Schultz. Help me out. He's a rapper? He's been dead since 2000. If you don't know the Charles Schiltz music, man, you are, you are out of it. But, you know, he's a modern day rapper. He's like the first rapper of all time.

What's his band names? Peanut? Peanets. He likes to go by Charlie Brown. Oh, okay, okay. $38 million. I believe that. He just released the movie.

Holy cow. Last year. Wow. Apple TV Plus is about to come out with a series of Charlie Brown series. Number two on the list of the most money made by deceased people. My main man, the king. Died in 1977. MLK?

He said King. I said, The King. Oh, Queen George? King George, sorry. The King. Elvis. Your son? Oh, I wish this was him.

Oh, dear Lord, do I wish this was him? Wait, your son is dead. No. But if he made me $39 million last year and was, be sad to see him go. And I'd be bummed. What is it? You were this week?

First, you hit your family, now you're killing your son? No, I'm not killing him. I'm just saying that if he was, and he still made me, I mean, made the family, of course, 39 million, not me. He was 39 million.

That's not for you. That's not for you. for the family. He made $39 million. I bless his heart. I love him. And of course, you should be able to guess

who's number one on this list. Charlie Brown. No, we already did. No, the black guy. No, he's not number one on the

Michael Jackson. Top or ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, yes. The other black guy. Yeah, the king of pop. Also, Michael Jackson. Both kings.

Michael Jackson is the king of pop. Yeah, so I said both kings. Elvis Presley. It's the king. Which is why I worded it as both kings are on the top. He made $60 million. Well, he's a pedophile, so that money better go to the kids. Holy cow.

Yeah, it all goes to the kids. It better go to the kids. It all goes to the kids. Go to like Never Never Land. I mean, congratulations to all the top earning dead people. Bless your heart. No wonder the daughter is all like wild. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. But this money, like that goes to the wife and Grace Land and the family. The daughter is still kind of, she's got to come back. I'm talking about the King of Pop. Oh, her too. Yeah. That is, she is wild. If you look at the entertainment news, she's wild.

But I mean, look at Priscilla, the wife of, she's the one, Priscilla, the wife of, I'm sorry, the widower, of the king. She's the one that built his image back up and started raking that cash. And then the daughter, she is already broke and been suing the manager. I mean, she, look, Lisa Marie's been out of it, right? But remember, we had breaking news for you with the Lisa Marie story. Chris, you didn't realize she was married to the king of pop at one time.

Yeah, she was. So she's the daughter of the king. And, of course, royalty goes to royalty. The world to go. Absolutely. Hello. That's just the blood. So is she getting some money from the King of Pop?

I don't know. She's probably going to try these days. I'll tell you that. If I were her, I would. Yeah, because I was talking about Paris Jackson. She is. Yeah. She is wild.

I just write Paris Jackson and woof. Should I click on images? Absolutely. Oh, no. Yeah, you should click on images. Yes. But she has a very interesting, very interesting entertainment life. I want to be clear about something.

Prince Jr. Or Prince the 2nd. Yeah, they're just, they're living with the grandparents and the grandparents are going, yeah, some of that $60 million is ours to take care of the kids. Please, thank you. By the way, you name your son,

Prince Michael Jackson II. Isn't when you name him, like, Junior, unchoice of us have the same name completely? Is there a law to that? There is. It's called the society law. Like Donald Trump.

I could name my kid whatever I want, okay? You can't name Michael I'm sorry I could name the kid anything I want For example The first one is

Michael Joseph Jackson Jr. Okay Boring Prince Michael Jackson the second So does that him and Chris were doing something?

Yes That's what that means Yes Has been announced yet or not But that's what that means And while Paris is not going to have to worry

about any money Lisa Marie has to go back to mom and get down on a bended knee and beg for some cash but mom my manager stole all my money and I need some of that money so no wonder she's no wonder she needs assistance medically

right from the pharmaceutical industry because too soon what are you doing what we talk about She's, that's a known thing. Too soon. Too soon. That's a known thing. How can that be too soon?

Wow. I mean, she's struggled with that forever. And both, I mean, both the king and the king of pop. It's no, it's not too soon. We're living chemically enhanced lives, which, I'm not really opposed to it. I'd have a little Coke zero there for you. California burning on such a winter's day.

Is it winter yet? It's such a fall day. It is winter here in Dallas, Texas. It feels like winter. No, it's winter. Officially it's not winter yet. We skip autumn or whatever. What is the official?

Oh, plus we've got to turn our clocks. Yes. Clock changes weekend. We gained an hour this weekend, though. Now we gain an hour. We lose an hour. Now we lose an hour. We lose.

Now we gain. We gain an hour this weekend, right? No, we lose an hour. We fall back. Fall back. Yeah. So you fall the clock back. Yeah, we fall back.

We've gained an hour. So I'm saying, you fall back a gate an hour. Right? Right. I freaking hate time change. We need to make a decision. I don't care what. I mean, I do kind of.

But I don't care what it is, but let's just make a decision and stick with it. Okay. So if it was up to Jeff Fisher, what time's on? are we going to be? Well, it's not time zone. No. It's just a matter of... If we're up to Jeffrey,

what time zone will be across the board in the United States? Would you like to have Eastern Timesome for everybody? Central, Mountain, Pacific, Mountain. It is Eastern Time Zone.

The world has run on Eastern Time Zone in the United States. How is that possible? Just is. No, because if it's, No, no, it's not possible. It just is. No, because, for example, no, no, you're trying to confuse.

You're confusing me. I can't help that I'm confusing you. I'm just telling you, the world is run on Eastern Time. Now, we live here in Texas in, what are we? We're in Central Time, yeah. It's agonizing. Central United States. Central.

Okay. And there's Mount, there's Pacific. In Zulu Time. We should be on Zulu time. Zulu time should be the standard, aka UTC. Well, the only people that use Zulu time are the military people.

And no matter what time in the world you are, you always run on Zulu time, aka UTC time. So like, can we just run all in Zulat? Oh, please explain to us. What? Don't let me do the math. I don't know about Zulu time.

I mean Zulul time. is, I don't know. Oh, but boy, it's a good thing. Our military runs on it. Yeah, so like, for example, today is 237. So in Zulu time is... 237, Central time. Yeah, Central time.

In Zulu time is 7.37 p.m. Boy, is that dumb. And yours is... Boy, is that dumb. And yours is right, right? Correct. And yours is right. Correct.

So instead of being 238 Eastern, I mean, Central, it's usually going to be a... 338 and I want to be a 737. That's dumb. That sounds like a plane too. 737. Yeah, they crash. But don't worry about. All right, let's get to some fat pile Friday stuff. I've got to start digging through this fat pile

or we'll never get to any of it. I mean, we have some good lotto stories in the fat pile. We've got a lady that was tipped at her bar. There's tipped at her bar and he said, hey, good looking. Come over here. And And, uh, hey, she laughed back there.

She was laughing. Three nuns walk into a bar. No, it's not even done with the joke. Then why did you punch? Usually when you punch, that means Chris, drop the rim shot. Can I do it? Do my nut job? Yeah, you could do it.

You could do it again, yeah. And the reason I punched is because I realized that I'd said it wrong. Oh, okay. So I was like, oh, no, that's not right. No way. I'll take it out of the podcast. Okay, good. so two nuns walk into a bar the third one ducked thank you she's laughing so it means it was funny

because i don't get it how did well you know you know it's people that live on zulu time don't get it so there's that whole thing that you got going for you there so just another example of why you don't want to live on zulu time so anyway this lady's working at a bar and a guy gives her gives her a a powerball ticket for a tip. And people get powerball tickets for gifts and birthday presents and a card. Do you? Yeah. I've known you for five years.

I never gotten one. Oh, strange. So, you know, a lot of times people give them to their friends, people they like, stuff like that. And you do this? Sure. I've never received one. Weird.

And out of those five years, two of them would come to your house for Christmas. Weird. The cookies. Weird. picking of cookies for Christmas. Are you doing that this year? Oh, God, probably. Can I come? My wife will send out, if you get an invitation, you can come.

But I'm inviting myself. You know what? Yes, you can come. Come to the house. Yeah, but here's the thing. Come to the house. You are more than welcome to come to the house, my friend. You have you an address. I have you old address.

I don't have you old address. I remember the route. Yeah, you know where I live. Yeah, but you're not there, though. Come to the house. I hope you're not there by Christmas. because if you do it by Christmas time, dude,

you don't have a roof. How's Santa going to come in? You never know. You never know. We still may be there. So just come by the house. Okay. I will swing by the roofless house.

Because we're moving the finishing move this weekend. I thought so. Yeah, I thought you were like done by this weekend. Yeah, we are. That's good for you. But, so come by the house.

You're invited. You're invited to the cookie party. You know, when I come and I'm with my wife and my in-laws again, so all four of us will be there. Come to the house. Okay. If you're not there, they're going to be mad, not me. They'll be mad at you.

No, they'll be mad at you. No, they'll be mad at you because I invited you. To a house you no longer live. I invited you to the house. See, well, people don't know that I already have Jeffey's address. Your wife gave it to me. That better not have happened. Yep.

Do you remember the conversation you had your wife about me fostering kids? Do you remember that conversation you had with your wife a couple of weeks ago? Well, part of that I have to give them your address and phone number. Now we have your address. Well, I don't have your address.

My wife has your address. Oh, then you come to the house. Oh, okay, okay. You come to the house, no problem. She's welcome anytime. So, can I tell you the stupid bartender story with the lot of ticket? She gets a tip.

The guy gives her a powerball ticket for a tip. Yeah, here we go. And, you know, just like anybody else, you get one, you think, okay, cool. I mean, you know, very slim that you're going to win. 50 grand. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Right. I mean, come on.

How pissed is he? Did he remand? I don't think so. I mean, if you give about, you want people to win. Now, do you want them to win, Jeffie? I'm so sorry. Yeah, you know. You do not.

No, yeah, you do. No, you know, because you know what's going to happen? You're going to be like, damn it, I held $50,000. Well, she should give some of it back. Oh, she won't. She should, like, if I were to give you, let's say for an example that I gave you a ticket for a birthday. Got you know. I said she's coming December 1st.

So one month, literally from today. And I give you a, let's say I give you a Powerball ticket. And I say, and I say, happy birthday. Boom. And you win anything more than. Careful here. careful here. Anything more than like a

couple hundred bucks. Anything more than that. Okay, let's put anything more than a thousand dollars. Anything more than a couple hundred bucks. See, but that could be different. That's not different. It could be in temperate like anyway. 100.

What kind of bucks? Anything more than $200. Oh, damn it. Okay. Anything more than a couple hundred dollars. you give. And if you win a hundred bucks, that's yours. Okay.

$200? You can buy lunch. $200, that's yours. You can buy lunch. $500. Oh, no, then you got to throw a couple hundred my way. But how much am I throwing? A couple hundred bucks.

So like half? No, half would be $250. Exactly. I got, what kind do you think I'm greedy? So you want $200. A couple hundred. Two hundred. Hey, wow.

Hey, thank you so much. Thank you so. Here's $200. It was worth $500. Here's $500. Here's a couple hundred bucks for getting it. Here's $200. There's a couple hundred bucks for getting it.

200. So what if I win a thousand? I mean, that's, that's, are we still in the car? Ooh. So you want half of whatever I'm going to get? I'm not, I'm not taking half. What if I win the $50,000? Oh, that's like 20 grand. So yeah, half. That's not half. See, there you go again. You go to half.

Might as well be half. What might as well be what is is two different things. That's $5,000 difference from half. Ten, but, you know, whatever. No, I won 50. Okay. so it's five-point. I don't think we should be doing math.

But at least 10 grand. Yes. At least, I'll give you. Oh, you know, if I win. That's so good you gave me this morning ticket. I won 50,000. Absolutely. Because you're not going to get 50,000.

No, you're not. You're not. So you're not going to get 50,000. Even five grand. Okay. But if it's you, it's 10. If you get tax. If it's you, it's 10,000 you would give me.

But if somebody else would be five. So if she wins behind me, she could give you five. Yeah. But if I win, I have to give you 10,000. That's what. That's the, that, and so I just live by it. You live by that rule. I didn't come up with the rule.

It's just the rule. Well, you just did come up with that rule. Well, don't bog me down with that. Okay. But I think that's fair, though. I think so too. I think that's fair. And all honestly, I think that's fair.

If someone were to give me a ticket where I won. $50,000. $50,000 for a prize. I would feel bad not giving them some of that. I would feel bad? Now, would I feel bad for a week? Probably not. After a few days, you're like, eh.

You are such good. I didn't run into him. I was going to give him. I had it right here, look at this bag with $10,000. It has his name on it. I handed this envelope and then... His number on it. Like, what the heck?

And then I went out and... Oh. Blew it up. No, but I honestly think that's fair. Absolutely. I'm 100%. $10,000. Would you have to?

Yes. Do you have to? Yes. Yes. legally no. Morally, yes. Yeah, morally. You gotta be nice, right?

You have to. It's like paint it back. It's like you're saying, hey, thank you. Yeah. It's a top. Because no, but when you give someone a power ball ticket, where you, for example, if I give you a power ball ticket for to play,

and it's coming up, hey, happy birthday, this is, hey, this is the power ball. This is Friday. This is Friday. It's coming up Saturday's drawing. Oh, Saturday. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

And, and neither of us, it's a, it's a, it's a thing. that you get to look forward to like, yeah, I could win big, big money. But deep down, you're thinking, you're not doing it. I'm not going to win. Right? You're not doing it. I'm not going to win. Because he would give me the losing ticket and he kept the ones. Absolutely. Exactly. Now, here's the thing. Oh, no. Don't bug me down. Don't bug me now.

If I were to say, if I were to buy two tickets, I give you one for your birthday, the one I keep wins. do I give you anything for that? No No I just say Man the one I gave you sucked Yeah But the one I kept was the winner

Yeah Sucks to be you Huh Sadly yes I can't be mad at you No but it's tough It is That's kind of mean

It's yes Yes Yes But I will not Like if it will happen I would not feel like Oh man I have to give him something Except the other way around you do

Exactly Because it came out of his money It was his investment. Yeah. Man, I'm going to feel bad and not giving you anything. I'll tell you that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yesterday, did I read it right that Katie Hill is resigning from Congress because of a double standard? A double standard? You're naked, brushing the hair of one of your underlings. Smoking. You're naked smoking.

a bong. Oh, Katie, just turned into Bob Marley for some reason. Hey, check out my, check out my tattoo. I'm a Nazi. Looks good, huh? I know. I know, let me brush your hair. Do you think all that happened in one scenario?

No way. Although she was, yeah, probably. That was one little part because she was naked. Yes. She looked the same naked. You know, how people look different. naked. Wait, what?

Different times. Yeah. They do? Yeah. So if I take a picture naked in the morning, and I take another one at night. If you're partying, if you're a partying and you're naked, you would, the surroundings that you look different. Okay.

Then you would if you took a picture, like if you took a picture then, and then you take a picture naked the next morning, it'd be different. 100%. Can I quote you on this? Absolutely. And can I try this experiment? Please. And who's going to.

Who am I going to show? Just post it. Somebody will guess. Okay. I'll post it. If you go to my Patreon, that'll be a $15 tier. Under the fifth tier. Yeah.

A fifth tier, you get that. Yeah, you get that one. Please help me. Can you tell the difference? It'll be the whole like blue dress, silver dress. Which one was last night at the party and which one was this morning? Nobody will be able to tell. Well, they know it's different.

Yes. They'll know it's different. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Don't call me stupid. And I didn't. Don't call me.

I didn't call you stupid. Are you my kids now? That hurts. I mean, I got to, you know, I can't tell you how many times I got to be careful when I, when I call my kids stupid and dumb. What are you? I got to be careful to, you know, because they are. But I mean, Jeff Fisher! Seriously.

Seriously. You just killed your first child. So I've changed. I've changed my, I've changed my. I've changed my tune, okay, if you're a parent. Okay. Don't call your kids dumb or stupid. Well, you shouldn't.

No. At all. Even if they are. No, no, Jeffrey, no. So I've changed my tune. What do you do is you're smarter than that. Oh, I like that. You're smarter than that.

That's like a backward slap. That's worse. No. Call me stupid. Chris. Chris. You're smarter than that. I'm not smart.

I'm stupid. You better. That's what you get. That's what happens. That's what happens. Then I don't have to call you stupid because you already know. You're smarter than that. No, really, I'm stupid.

I can read the next headline from the fat pile. What's that? Read the next. I know. I know. I know my good. It's good thing. My family doesn't listen to this podcast of chewing the fat.

They do. They don't even do. They want from Canada. Why you keep bringing it? Seriously, you're pissed to me off on this now. From Canada all the way to Texas. Like you just pissing her. You're really tick.

me off on the bring keep bringing up that guy the guy that wants to reach out because he's really nice he's a nice guy i'm not telling that i know but you keep wanting to be fight start you keep that's what you want and you keep pushing it you keep pushing the little fight starter button i'm not it's like you're sparking it's like the it's like you're trying to spark that that fight starter no like i said like i said all i wanted was the hallmark moment and i haven't checked my phone because I don't know what the CTF hotline is again. What, I'm sorry, what? I do not know what the CTF hotline is again.

So according to the highest rated urban dictionary definition, there's a new catchphrase. Do you tease this like a Monday? I'm getting to it. It's in the fat pile. What took it so long? It's in the fat pile. Things happen.

You know, one thing leaves you another. Yeah. All the interviews and stuff. And so there's a new F word catchphrase. Oh, here we go. We're going to get to that on Monday. Oh, no. No.

You better get that. No, Jeffrey. Let's put this back in a fat pile from my day. You have an awesome story about the word and we're supposed to do the word. Actually, we can't do it now. You have to do it on the leftovers. You have to do on the leftovers. Because people like the leftovers better.

Because when people are listening right now, they listen with their family. The leftovers is like the Patreon version of what they're listening to the first of the podcast. For those of you listening now, up to the podcast, then when we get to the leftovers, we're going to do the new F-word catchphrase. Yes. All right. And we'll do that.

So that's coming up in. Yes. However the heck we do it. Yeah, three minutes. In about three minutes. So in New Jersey, a kid wins $170,000. Another power ball? No.

No, grandpa didn't give a power ball for his birthday. No? No, grandma didn't break him out of daycare with the powerball ticket in the cake. Did he find a diamond? He didn't go to Arkansas and find a diamond. There's another story. Don't even still. Don't.

Do you have to work? I'm still pissed. No, not in this fat pile. But there's. I know. You actually, the same day that you tease about that story, you tease about the diamond. Oh, it's agonizing. And it's, it's in, it's not in this fat pile.

Javier, how many fat piles do you have? Look around. Turn around. Oh, there's the other fat pile. Yeah, it's right there. So this kid sues the school in Howell Township in New Jersey.

This kid has. Okay. Because you say, oh, does the teacher abuse you? Yeah. The principal use a paddle on you. Something happened. No. She went down a slide.

And? And it was so fast that she thought this slide can't be right. It's too steep. I'm sorry? It's too steep. She came down too fast. And she suffered her. She suffered bruises.

I'm sorry? She bruises, yeah. So not only if she was going really fast. She's going really fast. She suffered, well, I'm sorry, significant injuries. Significant injuries. To her hand and arm. Oh, so bruises basically.

Right. Because it was like bones sticking out. It would say. Right. If she broke an arm or broken like she would have talked about that. So she got a little bit bruised up. If she would have sprained her ankle, sprained her wrist, any of that. But what it says is significant injuries to hand and arm,

a.k.a. bruises. Yes. And so they went to the slide, pulled out the old measuring tape. Shh. Hey. Shh. Hey. Shh.

We need to shut this down. It's five degrees. It's five degrees. It's five degrees steeper than federal rules allow. What? Five degrees steeper than federal rules allow. So if you're looking to make some money, this is another, this is a million dollar idea. That is a million dollar idea.

Not in New Jersey, because New Jersey's probably got them all shut down now. New Jersey's done. But check out federal rules. What is supposed to be. In your state. They're only supposed to, wait a minute. An official said the threshold for school slides are not more than 30 degrees. So that's federal.

So that's everywhere. So that's everywhere. Yeah. That's in the handbook for public playground safety. Please, we have to get a handbook for two of the fat. The handbook for public playground safety. We've got to find out what that handbook is because that is, don't skip more than three skips in a row or you're going to get skipping too fast.

So the slides are not to be more than 30 degrees, and the one in New Jersey was 35.2 degrees. so she was she got sliding so fast that her arm was scarred by the structure scarred

scarred Chris not just bruised scars significant injuries you realize I could show you scars on every part of my body look look at this one yeah put your foot down

oh seriously look at this one how many times we've run into falling off swing and fallen off slides and ran into poles and jumped our bikes over curbs and crashed and smashed and grass. Is anything broken? No, but I suffered significant injuries.

Go play. Get a, go home. By the way, the public playground safety handbook is 325 pages, so. Holy cow. I mean, yeah, 325 pages. I'm printing them right now. So maybe by the time we hit, you know,

The dessert section, we can talk a little bit. There's got to be stuff in there that we could go to playgrounds and sue schools on because you know they're not in compliance. No way. If this particular one slide was 35.2, I mean, with the way the ground moves up and down in states, those slides are going to be off. Like, for example, the in-between and interior opposing surfaces, if it's greater than 3.5 inches and less than 9 inches,

violation. What is the in between? The opening may be present at the entrapment hazard if the distance between any interior of pulsing surfaces is greater than 3.5 and less than 9 inches. Violation. I don't know what that is though. It's a little, you know, the little,

like when you have like the bridge that between the bridge and the poles. Oh, right. If it's greater than 3.5 inches and less than nine inches. My back. My back. Oh, oh, a significant injuries.

Significant injuries. Ow. Ow. Oh. Oh. Oh. 170,000. 170,000.

At the glaze.com slash podcasts. All right, here we go with the catchphrase. According to this story, TikTok users are, you know, making fun of themselves, social media, making fun of themselves. With the catchphrase, fucking mint.

Okay. Now, okay, so F and mint, all right, I'm sorry. Did I say the, okay. So it's described when something cool happens because it says here, mints make your mouth cool, okay? It's just a phrase. It's mint. That's mint.

That's something's been said for a while. Now, according to this story, after relaying some drama that is going down, the teens will shout. F and mint. Duh. At the same time, they'll make the okay symbol with their hand and move it up and down. Those of you watching on the cameras here for chewing the fat,

if you subscribe to Blaze TV slash Jeffie, you can see I'm making the okay symbol. Oh, the white power symbol. And that's talking about, which is recently deemed a white supremacist hate symbol. No, it's not. It says here, by the way, that hand gesture was recently deemed a white supremacist's hate symbol however it does not appear that any of these videos are attempting to spread nazi hate

are you that's as bad as people's looking for Donald trump the the meme with him putting a metal on the dog that wasn't real we've investigated seriously shut up just stop it but i can't believe Like people are all wound up about using F and Mint. Because really, in my world, the word F, and I'm going to stop calling it F here for a second, okay? Everybody, put your big boy pants on. The word F is one of the best words in the world for me. It's one of the best words.

It covers all emotion. It covers anything you can handle. You're happy? Hey. You're mad? Fuck you. Something happy happens? Yes.

You're surprised? I can't believe it. It's so good. It encompasses everything. You know what I'm talking about. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, let me talking to an audience like that. I mean, it is a tremendous.

And we can't say it. We can't. We can't say it It's one of the bad words that you can't say yet everybody says it And don't know don't look at me like that everybody doesn't say it It's a swear word it is not okay I got it My grandma didn't say I know okay But my mother who was just as good and and

Warmhearted as her mother who never said But actually she would say it once in a while just because it was so rare for her to say it. You know, we'd be sitting around the table playing cards and she would, something would happen and she would look at you and go, and everybody would laugh because she never said it.

But that's what's so good about the word. You order something, you say you order something from, let's say you drive it through Chick-fil-A and you order a chocolate shake. And they owe, I'm sorry? You go to Chick-Filly on Sunday, Jeffrey. A chick-fil-lay on Sunday.

And you pull it, as you're pulling it, you realize, oh, it's Sunday. It's just the word is there. You pull in on a Saturday, you're happy. And you pull it on a Saturday. And there's a long line of the drive-thru, and you're like, oh, fuck. You're hungry.

You don't want to wait on the line. And then you get up to the drive-thru line. You order your dinner, you order your meal, and you get the chocolate shake. You want whipped cream and a cherry on that? Right, I do. It's America. I mean, it's the all-encompassing word.

You know, you know I'm right. You know I'm right. So when these kids are, you know, effing mint, I can't say it with the mint. Wait, that's where you draw the line? Yeah, I draw the line. I can't tie it up with mint. Okay. Because if all of a sudden, you, f*** mint, I mean, that's bad.

That's just bad. But all the other ways are, it's all, it works. It's one of the best words ever. It works. Happy, sad, mad. even if you're just like oh tired

a long day you gotta drive home do you have a good day today dear I got a good day today dear I got cigarettes in like nine months right I mean it's it's a perfect word

I don't fucking lying this is Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat subscribe to my podcast it's available wherever free podcasts are sold just go to the blaze dot com slash podcast. Click on chewing the fat, subscribe. I'm not fucking either.