Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 24 | Armageddon is Coming

Episode Date: February 7, 2019

Jeffy brings you the news of the day and discovers that he's no linger a fan of Ariana Grande. Also he spoils Armageddon and Deep Impact.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No, I'm just saying my chewing the fat mug is on the list. I saw a list, a printout list that had the mug, one of the top ones, one of the top sellers. And so thank you. I wanted to thank the audience today because it's one of the top sellers, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher mug. Yeah, but there's only 15 items. Yeah, but there's only 15 items, so that's fine. You're the top 10 out of 15. I know there's way more than 15 items.

It's only 15. There was like two, I saw a list, two pages, two pages of, of, I, of, I'm a lot of, items, small print, there's more than 15. And I was on the first page in the top, top list of, you know, a few. That's not something to be proud of. What do you mean? It's not something to be proud of. That's for chap.com chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher mug in the top ones because of our audience.

They're because of you. Tell you that. It is because of me. Is it? Yes, CBS 11 was here and your mug was on the shot when they interviewed me yesterday. And what were they talking about? Me. Oh, they were talking about you.

They were talking about you. Oh, good. Good, because we don't want anybody. It was, no, never mind. I was going to. I was really going to go down a dark road there for a second and decided I probably shouldn't. All right, for those of you trying to use your Wells Fargo card, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

It's just, they're just down. They're just down. I've got a little bit of a problem. It's the website, the mobile app is down. Oh, you know, well, that's right, the ATMs. Uh, yeah. There was a power shutdown. One of their facilities,

Buh, she'd pick up a little bit of cash. People are tweeting, trying to get gas to go to work, waiting out of hold for 30 minutes. What's going on? Uh, well, apparently,

uh, they had a big fire at one of their processing, uh, places and, uh, shut it down. Now, the last tweet,

that I saw from Wells Fargo. And it was over, while we're recording this now, at this time in the afternoon, a couple hours ago was their latest tweet. So we'll hopefully, you know, sometime before the end of business today. But their last tweet was, we're experiencing system issues

due to a power shutdown in one of our facilities initiated after smoke was detected following routine maintenance. We're working to restore services as soon as possible. We apologize for the inconvenient. do you? Because if I'm at the gas tank with an empty tank of gas

with my Wells Fargo card, I am pissed that I can't fill up my tank. A, I'm going to be late for work. I don't know how you get cash. Right? I mean, if that's your bank card, if that's your card that you live on,

what do you do? No joke. I mean, I'm not trying about what do you do. That's a tough decision I mean you're sitting at the Chevron Hey we got people to use it the tank Tough Tell you what

You push my car over there and parking over there in that parking space But I'm not starting it to lose any more gas I'll tell you that And when Wells Fargo fires back up You can push her back to the tank I mean it's I don't know what you do I'm seriously I don't know what you do

That's a that's a tough call I guess you just try to borrow some money from somebody I mean, if I was there, I knew this was going on, I saw somebody struggling, you know, I'd buy him some gas. This is where gas companies can look good. Yes. Yeah, they could look good. I'd buy them some gas. Yeah.

If you're 7-Eleven and think you come again, you credit. They should tweet right now. Absolutely. Welles Fargo cards. Yep. Oh, you have to do. Show me your Wells Fargo card. 10 bucks worth of gas.

You get, yes. You get 10. 10 bucks worth of gas right now. You tell me that that's not going to look good. You're welcome. You get $10 worth of gas or merchandise at any 7-Eleven. Just show me your Wells Fargo card. Hold on a minute.

You don't want to give up merchandise? No, just gas. Just gas. All right. Well, just gas. You're trying to get to work. That's true. That's it.

No, no, no, no. Wow. Really? Wow. I'm giving you free gas. I know, but now you're, you know, I'm trying to be nice to people. See, that's why they're not doing it. You just prove why they did not do it.

There's never enough. It's never. Yes, it's never in, oh my gosh, we just. It's never, I'm okay. I'm okay with the gas though. I am okay. That would be a great move. But yeah, and I just threw it because it's never enough.

I know that. And I'm like, hey, um, how about a muffin? Slurpy? Lovin coffee, something. But, uh, yeah, 10 bucks worth the gas, right? 7-Eleven. Seven, Southland Corporation. All right?

Tweet it out right now. You got a Wells Fargo card that's not working. Come to any 7-11. Show me the card. Come on. That's easy. Show me your card and the ID. Matching ID.

Yes. $10 worth of gas. That should be easy. That'd be great. I'm upset that they haven't done that. I know. And two goofballs just came up with it. I mean, I don't really appreciate that.

I'm talking about me and Christian. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay, then. You're right. All right. So we've asked on this show, chewing the fat, many times. What's going on?

What's happening? I mean, something is. going on. Those are the big questions we ask right here. What's going on? What's happening? Something is going. So in Los Angeles, City Hall, they're getting to rip out all their carpets, throw out all their plants, tell employees that show up for work. If I'm working there, I'm not showing up. Tell employees that show up for work to leave food that they bring. If you brought lunch at another location. Don't bring it in the building.

Amazing. And why? It's turning into the new typhus zone. Now, no vaccine can prevent typhus. Now, there are antibiotics that are available to treat once you're diagnosed, but there's no, hey, we'll get a shot and you won't get typhus. Now, remember, last year in downtown L.A., uh, Part of Skid Row where an estimated 2,000,

and you know it's more than 2,000. You know it's more than 2,000 homeless people. You know it is. They live at Skid Row. All right. Now the mayor allocated millions of dollars to clean up the area because it was known as typhus zone. And so now the, I mean, City Hall is now the,

New, the city hall is now the new Typhus Zone. Now if you're not sure what typhus is, all right. Typhus is a food, I mean a flea-borne illness. I'm hungry. I've got food on my brain right now. I really want some food. Desperately,

I need food in my life. And they're telling people that the employees, they've got to keep food off-site, which is very disappointing to me. How could you go to work with a and have food somewhere else? Wait, that's called a restaurant? Never mind. It's a flea-borne illness. It develops after fleas,

bite rats, and become infected with bacteria known as a rickusitaceaeaeae or rickatocelus. Nailed it. Rickettsia typhi. Or?

Rickatiaeilus. Exactly. I mean, it sounded just, I mean, that was, you couldn't even tell the difference between me in the computer then. So typhus spreads to humans through flea bites or through feces of infected fleas when rubbed into a cut or scrapes into the skin. I'm sorry, but how can you know there's feces of a flea? I understand that, dear. That's what happens when you live in the typhus zone. Got it? I mean, You don't, right? I mean, you're, you got a scrape and you're, and you're, and you're, you just, oh, man, today, what's going?

Oh, oh, oh, no. That's something that's in my cut. You don't know. You don't know. All of a sudden, you're running around going, is that? Rikatsia Typhi. Or? Rikatsia Phyllis.

Oh! Oh, you don't know. So, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says the symptoms of typhans, include fever, chills, headache, rapid breathing, body and muscle eggs, rash, cough, nausea, nausea, vomiting, and confusion. I have all that. You do not. I have that right now.

You do? Yes. Oh, my gosh. Then you may have. Rikatsia Typhi. Or. Rikatsia failus. I mean, it's possible.

It's possible that your new home might be, have been built in. The typhus zone. I mean, L.A., come on. You're killing me. Really, you're killing them. I mean, yeah, that's a different kind of poop on the street, right? San Francisco's got poop human feces on the street. They're just letting them go.

Does that have needles? Rikatsia, Typhi. Or Rickettsia Phyllis. Don't use my lines. The computer voices for me. Don't push me. But no, it doesn't. You heard how you get it.

It's fleas, biting rats, and then pooping on. you and then you rub it into a cut. That's how you get it. Duh. All right, so we've all seen the documentaries at Deep Impact and Armageddon. Oh, those are two.

Yes. We've seen those documentaries. And we've seen how it turned out. Earth survived. But in both documentaries Earth was bombarded by smaller asteroids

hitting the Earth. In fact, in Deep Impact, the one named Biederman hit the earth. And in Armageddon, the beginning of the smaller ones, a basketball, size of basketballs, Volkswagen, stuff like that. We're hitting the earth. Remember? And it was in Armageddon, the original Armageddon,

which I think is, they edit it on television now when they re-air the movie. But I have an original copy. one of my all-time favorite movies, Bruce Willis Armaged. The asteroids hit New York and it hits the World Trade Centers. The original, you know, the twin towers and it almost looks like 9-11.

I mean, it's amazing how it crashes in New York. And the taxi driver is like, you know, when New York is getting hit what's going on, and his ride, he wants to go shopping. Me too. There's a traffic jam. And then it looks like, we're getting bombed and he says his line in the movie is

Saddam Hussein is bombing us. It was tremendous. I mean, you want to talk about a documentary that covers all the facts? That's how we get. But deep impact as well. And deep impact, they have two. What happens is they have a giant asteroid in deep impact. Okay.

And then they go and try to shoot it out of the sky. It breaks in half. So one, they have now there's two asteroids coming toward Earth, dummies, and the one, Beterman, hits the Earth. And then the crew that's out in space blows up the second one and saves the Earth. I just, spoiler alert, a deep impact for you. However, now we're getting news from NASA that they are going to attempt to knock an asteroid out of orbit to test planetary defenses.

Thank you. Thank you. I mean, I know, we're going to end up sending these 12 brave souls. We should play the president from the guy that we should play the president's speech from Armageddon. That when they're getting ready to go up, when they're ready to go up and save the planet. These 12 brave souls is so good.

apparently Chris works for Wells Fargo because there ain't nothing working so I don't even know if you get put on hold at Wells Fargo now right I mean the whole thing is shut down you call up is just like nothing

that's why the lady was waiting out hold at the gas station for 45 minutes after you get after a while you get frustrated right I mean I called I called someplace the other day I called I call someplace and they put me on hold it I was just there forever I was like after after like six minutes. I'm done. I am done. I'm not hanging. You can call me back or I'll call you back, but I'm not sitting on hold with you on speaker for six minutes unless you're calling a government agency. If you're calling a government agency, this is a little helpful hint from chewing the fat

with Jeff Fisher. If you're calling a government agency, once you get in, don't go anywhere. You put that phone on speaker, bring the charger in, plug it in, sit it down at the table, whatever, but you don't want to lose it. I was on a two-hour wait with the post office. Two-hour. See, now that would stop if I was postal inspector or on the board of governors for the postal service. I would put that to an end.

But when you call the Social Security Office, you want to talk to any of those offices, man, if they put you on hold, do not go anywhere. Because they do come back finally. They get you. After a while, Millie, who was trying to, to wonder if she's got typhus in downtown L.A. Finally comes to you and says,

hello, what can I help you with? And then you're good. You start getting things taken care of. It's pretty amazing how that happens. So, I mean, Chris Wells Fargo Cruz. Oh, yeah. This is a great scene. I used this speech, some of the speech in a,

and one of my show opens at one time for the Fisher Files. I think this wasn't as good as chewing a fat. There we go. Not as the president of the United States. But as... Not as the leader of a country. Oh. But as a citizen of humanity.

We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day Armageddon. The end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of... of the planet. The species has the technology to prevent its own extinction. I love all the countries translating.

Tremendous. I got goosebumps already. That everything that can be done to prevent this disaster is being called in the service. The human thirst for excellence. Knowledge. Excellence. Every step but the ladder of science. every adventure you don't have goosebumps let's go ahead tell me you can't all of our combined

modern time whoa whoa what technologies and imaginations even the wars that we fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle through all the chaos that is our history through all of the wrong and the discord through all of the pain and suffering through all of our times there is one thing that has nourished our soul. Yeah, you know the salesman's your dad, shut up, your brat. And that is our courage.

Dreams of an entire planet are focused tonight on those 14 brave souls. I said 12, there's 14. Traveling into the heaven. That man's not a salesman. Oh no, he's your dad. I know. May we all, citizens the world over,

see these events through. Godspeed. And good luck to you. Think about it. All right, don't I want to watch the movie now. So just stop it. You can stop it now. You cut it in the middle.

You and I, Bob, we've got to do a fight for that, my friend. I mean, that, that is a fighting way of work right there. That, with that, I love that documentary. That documentary is well. So anyway, NASA is trying to do that now. And they're guessing that it's going to go up, uh, uh, uh, 2,

2021, uh, with the impact expected to smack into a smaller asteroid in October of 2002. So it's going to take, you know, a little bit, a little bit, a few months to get where it's supposed to go. And then, uh, the ESA probe will launch toward, uh, Didimos and Diddy Moon. Didimos and Diddy Moon. Those are new dances as well. To observe the pair of asteroids and see how much momentum was transferred to the rocks by NASA's probe.

And so we'll better understand this technique. I don't know if you remember in the documentary. Armageddon, not Deep Impact. Armageddon. They talk about blowing up the first time blowing up, this is when they bring in the drilling to drill. That's why they need Bruce Willis. Because if you, if you, he uses the example of, think of a, think of a firecracker

in your hand. And it goes off in your open hand. What do you got? Little burn. You're fine. Put a firecracker in your hand and close your fist. Your wife is going to be opening your ketchup bottles for the rest of your life. That's what they run.

I mean, if you'd like me to just start at the beginning of the movie and quote it for you. And you? I mean, pretty close. Pretty close, man. I love that movie. And I've only seen it a couple of times. It doesn't. I can't even, if it's on TV, the edited version.

I just sit and watch it and then I get pissed when they edit stuff out. like ah i got the i got i got i got the real thing what am i doing watching this thing then i sit there and watch it till it's over you know who i've had enough of ariana grande really i've had enough of her she had her little speech there where she was you know it was her tough year personally and everything and she was crying when she won the one award and now she's pulling out of the grammy awards after being insulted by major drama shut up i'm sick of And you know the old saying. I'll tell you another thing.

You know the old saying. You show me a good-looking woman and I'll, you know the punchline. I do not know the punchline. It's an old... Chris. That's a punchline. You show me a good-looking woman and I'll cook for you? I cannot believe I've got to explain this joke to you.

Really? No, I don't know. Seriously. All right. If your kids are listening to the podcast, all right? Well, I could make it family first. friendly. Hold on. You show me a good looking woman.

And for the kids, you show me a good looking girl. For the adults, I'll show you a guy tired of being with her. For the kids, I'll show you a boy tired of playing with her. Okay? There you go. That's the joke. Now, when we turn the mic off, I'll tell you the real joke. Are you with me?

Are you long for the ride on this a little bit? I think so. Hold on. Let me turn off your mic right now and then tell me. Wow, you're right. Thank you. You are absolutely right. Fact.

Yeah. I'm really tired of her. I'm just whining and why not she's stepping out of the Grammys. And, you know, my favorite part of her distress is her, I watched her, when she released her seven rings video. I mean, I saw, I got an alert, you know, Ariana Grande drops her seven rings. Wait, what? Hold on. Stop.

Stop. What you're talking about? stop. Why do you have an alert for Rihanna Grande if you hate her that much? I don't remember why I still have. There was a reason at one point in my life when I had an Arianna Grande alert set up. And I just don't know how to

get rid of it. So she drops a new video. I get the alert. Oh, Arianna's got a new one. And it's the seven ranks one. So I play it. I watch it. Horrible. Horrible. But she's got, she's all happy because she's got her new little tattoo, her little seven rings

tattoo. Yeah, seven layer of chickens. And she thinks she's so really cool. And I thought it was fake at first. I thought it was fake because no way, she's smarter than that, right? She's Aaronneurray She's a lot. She's Arena Grande. She's not smart. You said it right there. I know. But apparently

instead of, she thought it said seven rings. You know, for her new song, a new video and everything. She thought she was so cool. Yeah, It means a Japanese-style barbecue grill. I mean, come on. There was an addition to that, right? There was something else that came after that,

something about chickens, like the seven-layer chickens. Yeah, and then there's also the pictures that Kingsford Charcoal tweeted out. They tweeted out in remembrance of our favorite tattoo of 2019, small charcoal grill and a small charcoal bag to match. And they've got the seven-ring tattoo, the seven Japanese barbecue ring on the bag of charcoal and a really and a blinked out grill.

I'll have to tweet it. It's really funny and it looks great. And so now she's got, she's all upset, right? But she said, then she fought back on that. She said, for those who are confused, Spell attack, post on Instagram to live Japanese people, said, no wait, that's not the one she got mad about. She got mad trying to do it.

One letter, 99% go away. I wanted to feel it all the way. It wasn't like that. I'll give you all a million to get off my bottom. She's really, man. I'll give you a million to get off my bottom. It hurt, let's say. Indeed, I left out with which should have gone in between.

Oh, she's trying to say it was on purpose. Okay. Indeed. Wait a minute. What's the one up in front? Arianna's response to the pick. Okay. Confused. I have Japanese intended to spell it seven rings, posted on Instagram, now deleted.

She posted and deleted. But Japanese people in the comment started saying how the real translation is barbecue grill. All right. So indeed I left out and she gave the signal. She gave another letter. So that would be the seven rings. All right. Which should have gone in between. It hurt like aft and still looks tight. I wouldn't have lasted one more symbol LMAO But this spot also peels a ton and won't last So if I if I mess enough It'll suffer through the whole thing next time What?

So she messed up the middle piece So why not just do the first and the middle piece And then leave out the end piece And then she comments on that saying B word, you try I dare you, one letter It's 99% going to go away he said, but I wanted to feel it.

It was like she needs to stop. I'm glad she dropped out of the Grammys. I hope she doesn't sell another freaking song. Go away. Come back in a year or so and bow down to the audience and say, you know what, I'm sorry, I had a tough time. I know, I'm off my meds now. You know, the meds that I was buying from Joe Bob around the corner,

and I'm doing okay now. Well, you got to remember, this is the girl that was licking donuts. Right. So, I don't take. I don't take. She was all whacked out of her mind there doing that. She was licking donuts. Not her donuts.

No, other people are going to be sold for someone else. Yeah, thinking it was thinking it was funny. And her and her partners were all high. Yeah. During that whole video. Yeah.

So this is that girl. So. I got to take her off my alerts. Thanks for listening to Chew and the Fat with Jeff Fisher. We need your help. Okay. What I want you to do is subscribe and then rate and review. and a share.

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All right. But I also want you to know that Walking Dead is back on this coming weekend, February 10th, 2019, which means my separate podcast, Talking Walking Dead, is coming up. And we dropped one earlier today, the pre-to-the-mid-season premiere coming up on Sunday. So every Monday, with the exception of this today, the Thursday, the pre-show. You'll see a Talking Walking Dead podcast pop up. If you subscribe, you'll get the alert, poop.

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Yeah, that's what you need to download it, then delete it. You don't have to listen. I mean, once you've downloaded it, you might as well. listen but you don't have to I don't know why is your mic on it? Why is your mic on? The anyway I just want to let you know so you can expect

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I heard a voice somewhere come out of nowhere on this podcast say download it and then delete it all right that's what because we need that and if you review and you can just do like war eagle says refreshing five stars ironically i listen to jeffy while exercising love it good escape from the typical political stuff and just talks about what pops to his mind chris commentary is great too so how long have you been calling yourself War Eagle on the review site. Or you could be like D-Boy 05 that says, Chris and Jeffrey, note what they're doing.

Best podcast ever, 20 stars. Subscribe if you know what's good for you. Ooh. Sips, ice cold, Coke Zero Sugar. It's Coke Zero, Real Sugar, by the way. All right, it's actually no sugar. But the, right, oh, I got a diet Dr. Pepper again today. I see.

I was wondering when we're going to go to the, Water cooler. Let's go. Let's go to the break room right now. Okay. I have a guy, Dr. Pepper is good. Kind of hooked. I shouldn't have had one the other day.

Still not as good as the Coke Zero, though. Now that we're in the water cooler, this from Jeffie Scale, 18 stars, and the water cooler segment is the best segment in all podcasts. Thank you, Jeffie Scale. I mean, you're welcome. I don't know what else to say, but you're welcome. Well, we're in the break room. Let's do a couple little headlines.

A little headline story. I see out of Tampa, Florida, that they found a car submerged near the Courtney Campbell Causeway. Now, the car has been in there so long. It's started to become its own artificial reef. And there wasn't any people. There wasn't any person in it. There was a boater that spotted it with a depth finder. contacted the Tampa police and the divers went in and then they pulled it out of the water.

Why would they do that? It's covered in barnacles. You can't even tell what kind of car it is and they pull it up out of the water and you can see that it's its own reef. Why would they pull it out of there if you were to go down or see if there was a body in there? There's no body. As long as there's no body in there, leave the car alone. We've done well with that in there. and leave, let the fish have their little house,

whatever kind of Hyundai house they've built down there with their little barnacles. Sad news for Ozzy Osborne, he's back in the hospital. He canceled some of the European tour. You know, he had the staff infection. Must have been in L.A. Oh, that's where he lives.

And now he has fluid bronchitis, so he has to cancel his European tour with Judas Priest. Wow, they're getting old, too. Wow, Judas Priest. Is that the tongue guy with a Mayfair? face makeup? No, that's kiss. Do you not know these bands?

I don't. Do you know who Ozzy Osbourne is? Oh, that's a guy who drank bat blood, right? And he ate bat, laid the head off a bat, used to trash hotel rooms, he was always really high forever, and then he did it, then he had a reality show with his wife and the family. Yeah, Sharon, right? Yeah. And then the daughter and the stupid.

Right. Yeah, okay, yeah. Who's a good little remembering person? You are! He was with a band called Black Sabbath, and then he went out of his own with Ozzy Osbourne. And those were the days with Judas Priest and those guys. And they're all heavy metal headbangers.

Loud, loud, loud, and proud. But so he's sick again. It cancels the European tour. He said he's going to reschedule. Good luck, God bless. I know he's going to be here, or supposed to be. In Dallas? Yeah, in the place.

He's going to do it. What he's doing Ozzy Osbourne is doing a concert here. Glenn has asked him in. uh glenn has asked him he's doing a he's doing a concert for mercury uh for mercury charity uh will save bats and uh they've donated uh a couple thousand dollars to save the bats well he eats the bats because he wants to save me he's changed he's changed his ways and uh you know hopefully you know oh you are is going to get involved to be a sub sponsor wait there's trafficking of bats yeah oh my gosh oh my gosh Yes.

Traffing of illegal minor bats. Yes. It's ugly. It's ugly. It's an ugly, ugly thing. And Ozzy wants it to stop. And I don't blame him. So he's going to be here and he's just going to put on a tremendous show.

And, uh, oh, look. Oh, no. I just got the alert. Poop. Uh, it's canceled. Darded. How are we going to survive? Uh, this, uh, this particular story in the break room is this is, I don't think we need to look around and be careful.

Uh, this out of Florida as well. It's funny how some of these stories, uh, so many of these stories, come from the state of Florida. She was arrested for beating up her boyfriend in Brooksville, Florida. I used to work in Brooksville, downtown Brooksville, 1450, J.B. Country. It's not a country station anymore. I think it's talk. And my man, I mean, I love Steve.

Steve Manuel is the owner. I love him. Yeah, I could probably go work there again, make another, you know, three bucks an hour in downtown Brooksville. Could be swinging hot time. I used to work in Brooksville. I used to do Saturday nights at 1450 J.B. Country. Stay at the night.

At my mother-in-law's, do the mornings on J.B. Country. Do like come in at six and work until like three or four in the afternoon. Then drive back to Tampa and do a shift on warm 107.3. Relaxing, easy favorites. Then I walked down the hall and run the board for the talk station. And that's what I start. I give you the whole talk story there with that. But that was a thousand years ago, man.

I mean, 107.3 actually, that hasn't been 107.3. I mean, when I worked there, then it changed to Coast 107.3. Greatest hits of the 60s and 70s. Not that I did any shifts there. Anyway, it's Brooksville. In Brooksville, Florida, she was arrested because she was beating the crap out of her boyfriend with a frozen pork chop. Those are dangerous, man. You ever try to break those things apart?

You ever have pork chops in a freezer with a bunch of pork chops together and trying to break them apart? I freaking hurt you, man. You get dead it in the head with a frozen pork chop. You remember it. I mean, that's misdemeanor domestic battery right there. And that's exactly what she was arrested for. Actually, you wouldn't remember because it's really hard. So you wouldn't remember if you get hate by a pork chop.

You wouldn't? No, you wouldn't because he'll knock you out and then you'll forget. The next time somebody picks up a pork chop around you, my friend, you'll have some kind of reaction. And people will wonder what's going on. And you go, oh, that's right. You're the one that got your ass kicked from that pork chop. You remember.

Don't forget. You will remember. And then I wanted to thank everyone for donating to the GoFundMe for the Doc Thompson family. Overwhelming. Thank you very much. Well over $100,000 now. Every little bit helps. If you can help, great.

If not, your prayer is well. wishes all help. They really needed. And I was, I, I did call in and talk to the Doc Thompson morning show. He wasn't there. I should hope he's not there. I expect him to be there. I'll tell you that.

I'll tell you that. I honestly, I expected to be there. I was like, please, please let it be right there. I'm okay with beating the crap out of him with a pork chop, a frozen pork chop, saying it's not funny. It wasn't a funny bit since I wasn't on the inside of it. But I'm glad you're alive. I really, I expect him to do.

I expect him to, you know, walk in. And they just called me an idiot for thinking he was actually dead. But anyway, thank you. But they were talking. I'm on hold. First of all, when I call, I am expected to be put right through. All right?

You're damn lucky I stayed on hold as long as I did. I, I mean, I ended up being close to the top of the hour. I had to close out the damn hour. And no time because I was on hold for so long. That's the last time. That will not happen again. But they were talking about something that I didn't realize actually existed.

I joked on the air that I did, but I really didn't. Breast milk jewelry. Yeah. Did you see that? And it's fascinating. And there's different kinds and there's different mixes and different processes, which is why you have to send it away. take a while because you thought when I originally thought of it I was thinking of like a well like a

piece of jewelry that would have the liquid in it you know what I mean it would be enclosed in the in the jewelry so it would you know every once in a while you'd see it move or whatever and I guess you could do that I guess you know when you bend down you'd have a little milk like you see it like your piece of yeah you'd see the the milk move inside the piece of jewelry you know like it'd be like if you had a milk bottle one of those old glass milk bottle and that necklaces and you put the breast milk in that. Actually, I think I want one of those. But that's what I was thinking.

But what happens is, is they put some chemicals in it and they make it hard and then they mix it in. They mix it in to make you a hard piece of jewelry. So you actually have a hard piece of jewelry with the milk. That's what they do. That's what they do with it. I mean, I'm just telling you. They're just telling you. They dehydrated, they freeze dry it, they cook it down.

They do all kinds of things. I definitely something needs a bell completely. I know you hate the bell. We're not doing the stupid bell. But that whole last three minutes needed a bell. Man, I wish Doc Thompson would walk back in here right now.