Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 240 | Osama Bin Laden is ALIVE? & Daylight Saving Tips

Episode Date: November 4, 2019

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And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Question of the day. How is it possible? Let's start off with Osama bin Laden, still being alive. How is it possible? Details. Reporting live from the CTF newsroom. Jeff Fisher here.

Jeff, are you there? I am. Jeff, are you there? Yes, I'm right here. What are you got for? us today. Breaking news, Osama bin Laden's alive. One. Jeff, this is Jeff back in the studios. Did I hear that right? Osama bin Laden is alive. That's right, Jeff. The State Department just reporting Osama bin Laden still alive.

Now those of you listening to the podcast are actually, you know, if you're listening live, I mean, it is breaking news. But those of you listening, you know, at another time, it's not November 4th, 2019. Just so you know, this particular Osama bin Laden, do you want details or you just want to go with the headline, breaking news? I would like the headlines. All right.

Breaking news, Osama bin Laden, still alive. It's not the headline that I gave you. Details at 11. Again. Question of the day. How is it possible? That's my question of the day. Now, those of you, I hope you're feeling okay as we're coming off the big time change weekend.

Thank you for asking, so I don't feel great. That wasn't necessarily specifically talking to you. I was maybe more concerned about the audience. Well, they can't speak to you at this point. So I'm going to speak for them. And they're saying they don't feel so good. So thank you for asking. Really?

Yeah. Is it because of the time change weekend? I believe so. Because it all started like Saturday at 2 o'clock in the morning. Apparently time shifts are linked to changes in health, diet, and accidents. I mean, if you're struggling. There's a lot of road rage in my way here.

You can blame it on hormones. Blame it on hormones. If I said I could blame it on the daily savings. I know, but because of the daylight savings is, you know, affecting your hormones. And so that's, you're thrown off. You're mentally fuzzy, slow. There's nothing to do with your little military handicapped thing. So it causes accidents.

Can I claim this? Yeah, thank you. Can I? Your mood, because of disruptions in your normal sleep schedule, it can throw off the big balances. Well, you know, those hormonal balances. It's a one-hour difference. It's not like, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

It's not like we went from like We're not going to take Five hours away from you It was one hour And look even the spring forward Even the spring forward Causes they had the big study a few years ago We talked about it on

Whatever some stupid show That I was a part of The I'm like Give me the name of this show I don't remember Because you don't know I don't remember

Some stupid show I was on Gull What show was I I went by the name Oh, that's right. I went by the same name. It was just another radio program. The Glenn Beck radio program.

We talked about how it, you know, caused heart attacks. Uh, hello? Hold on an example. No, your heart attack was not on... Time change weekend? Time change weekend. It was close, though. It was right there.

It was real close. It was right after or right before time change. It was... Because it was right there at the end of December. Yeah, and usually... changes is in the beginning of November. Exactly. I look at right after.

Right after. No, it wasn't 60. Okay, at least 40 days after. That's possible. Yes, absolutely. It's easy enough to find out if you look at a calendar, which I'm not going to do. I'm not going to get to that.

But look, all I know is it caused, all I know is that the springing forward and falling back cause a heart attack. Is there any like do's and don't? So like I don't, you know. Are you Keith now? Is there any dues and don'ts? I swear to God.

I know the story that's coming up. I'll ask the question. I'm just eating chocolates in here. Do you want some chocolate? Yes. My whole mood, hormonal thing is going on. It's time change. Oh, my gosh.

It's funny that you ask, though, Chris, about do's and don'ts because there are some. Oh, yeah? There are some amazingly. Ooh, nice chocolate footballs. I like them. I'm sorry? Wrapped in gold.

Chocolate footballs. I like them. No, they're footballs. These are chocolate. These are wrapped. These are footballs. They're in gold wrapping footballs. You better take a picture of that and put it on your social media and as the audience.

Are those chocolate footballs or chocolate eggs? I absolutely will. Those are chocolate eggs, babe. No, they're not. Okay. Since we're on this topic of. posting on social media. I'm told that we're getting questioned.

Why don't you ever do a poll? Do a poll. Do a poll. How about... To their defense, hold on, before you, you know, trash them completely. To their defense, you say, we'll do a poll. I don't think I ever said that.

Okay. Never mind. Go ahead. No, no. That's it. That was it. You should say, well, let's do a poll. And the poll never shows up.

And if it does, I miss it. Sometimes if I say we should do a poll, that's like a headline saying, we should do a poll. It's like a headline saying, new blood test can detect breast cancer five years before lumps appear. Oh my gosh, but really that headline is wrong. Because then as you're right. Don't bug me down with facts.

Let's drop down to the facts. Could, could. And the test would. look. They couldn't fit that on the headline? It's possible. Right. The headline doesn't say new blood test could detect breast cancer.

What's the headline? Give me the headline again. New blood test can detect breast cancer five years before lumps appear. Even the sounder's behind because the headline's wrong. Not just that. It's a daylight saving. Right. It's the computer glitches too.

But so when I say, oh, we should do, you know, we should do a poll. And then I'd ask the question, I've answered it in my head already. we don't need to do a poll. I've already answered. That's not how polls work. Nah, but I, it is for me. This show has everything backwards. If you literally listen to this show and start telling them things that we say, it's all backwards.

What do you mean? We support everything somehow. Which is true. Well, first of all, we don't support everything. We don't. We do not support everything. What do we support? There are a number of things that we do support.

I don't see a problem with that. I feel like you support you be like one thing and then you support that's what you feel like, but the way it goes, because that's not the way life is. And then now the poll thing, yeah, let's do a poll. Oh, yeah, I don't say, let's do a poll.

I said, we should do a poll. That's the same thing, Jeff. Yes, it is. No, it's not. Then why people are complaining? I don't know, because maybe they were brought up in the same. Wait, am I an American now?

Because there's no way that The same place that you were born There's no way that many Puerto Ricans are emailing and texts All I know is we have listeners in Puerto Rico We do So prove to me the ones complaining aren't from Puerto Rico I cannot

You know earlier you asked if there were any dues and don't To time change weekend And the feeling of The feeling of fuzziness and hormonal changes And there are There are tips to adjust do's and don't. Do get as much light as possible

when you wake up because, sure, you may not feel like throwing open those curtains as soon as you open your eyes, but by far the most effective way to jumpstart the change is opening those curtains and getting that sun in. Really? Do exercise

in the AM. I feel like that's just duh. That's when you exercise. Everybody does that, yeah. Where else would you? You get up, you stretch, you do a little yoga. Maybe. If it's weightlifting day, upper body or lower body, you do that. Leg day. Then you get your coffee in, a little caffeine if you're still a little caffeinated person.

Other than that, you do a little smoothie. Or you do a shake. A little protein shake, yeah. No, smoothies. They're called their smoothies. If you're really part of lifting, you're doing. They're not called shakes. They're not called shakes.

They're smoothies. Shakes are what you have with a burger. Which we try to have today. Smoothies are what you have after exercise. Duh. And for help. Okay. And for help.

You know, and because if you're all thrown off from daylight savings time shift, like I said earlier, you're mentally fuzzy, you're slower, sleep disruptions can adversely affect cognitive performance. It could be all kinds of accidents. Again, it's only an hour, 60 minutes. Oh, man. We're not taking five hours from your sleep. I was so screwed up.

I woke up at 2 a.m. to change the clockback. Wait. Oh, yes, because you, oh, yes, I absolutely believe you on that one. Because you have old clocks. You don't have any, no clocks that are already connected. Well, I do have, I, no. I do have plenty of clocks that don't, you know, that change automatically. But I, when you wake up, because you can't, you can't change the clockbacks.

You change the clockbacks. You change at 2 a.m. That's a law. No, you change it before you go to bed. The law is 2 a.m. That's when the time change happens. Is this the same law that says you cannot. rip tags from the mattresses. Duh.

But I'm just saying the time change happens at 2 a.m. So you get up, you make sure that everything that was automatic changes change and then you change the clock. No, just change it. Like before you go to bed. That would be, it would be right then when you wake up. It will definitely be right because you already did the change.

If I changed the clock back. Okay. Let's say time changes, like we did this weekend. Yeah, 2 in the morning on Sunday. I got up at 2 a.m. I sent it back. goes to business one o'clock then. But if I change it back an hour, then I go back to bed, all is good.

Okay. All is good. If I were to go to bed earlier, say for it, we'll say, like you said, 10 o'clock. 10 o'clock, you go to bed. So, and I changed the clock back. Uh-huh. And then I wake up in the morning, the time's wrong. No, because you would, you slip through it.

Are you dumb? Okay. We'll leave it there. It affects your mood. Yeah, definitely, because today you're very moody. It's a normal sleep schedule. You're very moody today. There's a lot of hormonal problems with the time change.

It's only 60 minutes, one hour. So I would just say be careful out there. Listen, go to bed at your typical time Saturday nights before the clock changes. No, that's wrong. We just covered that. That is wrong because then you wake up and the time is wrong, is off. The whole world is off. Like the rest.

Don't over-caffinate. I mean, that's a good rule of thumb, no matter what time day or night. Dayless savings or not. Don't take a nap. That's just stupid. That is stupid. Why are you not taking naps? I want to take a nap.

Yeah. Actually, it's usually nap time right now. It's a shame you haven't fallen asleep. Let's see. Yeah, just I would say if you can take a nap, take a nap. Absolutely. Just make sure you park the car. Don't take it while driving.

That's why you need the Tesla. Thank you. Again, my question of the day, how is it possible? Seriously. How is it possible? in today's world. This is what started me on my how is it possible question today. How is it possible in today's world that I can't do business with a company I want to do business with? What do you mean? Like today? Today, thank you. Like if I want to buy something from Walmart, I go to Walmart and buy it.

Thank you. You can't do that? Nope. I mean, sure, I can go to Walmart. If I could go to Walmart, if I could go to Walmart, to buy something if I wanted to go to Walmart. That's not what I'm referring to. I need more information because I feel like... Okay, I'm going to give it to you. As you know, we're moving into a new house. The roof is fixed.

Well, the roof is fixed on the old house, but we're moving out of that house completely. Oh, that's sad. And the new house that we're moving to, for some reason, I can't get the cable company that I have in the old house to give me cable in this house.

Oh, yeah, Jeffrey, you moved to a different city. No, but no. No, no, but if you moved to a different city, for example, if I went from Dallas to Fort Worth area, I can't get, you know, spectrum there because I have to get something else. Again, why? Because it's different cities, you know. Again, why?

So why do you change cities? See, I didn't. Oh, you didn't change cities. As a matter of fact, I didn't change zip codes. Oh, okay. Now I'm sorry to join your wagon. I barely changed neighborhoods. Barely.

I mean, it's a different neighborhood. It's actually, I would say, one, two, three, three or four neighborhoods away. Three maybe. And by neighborhood, you mean like just little. Just areas, yeah.

Like I live by McAfin Ranch. So you mean like that big? Well, I'm certainly not living by there. I know you're not living there. Let's be clear about that. I need to figure this out, but, you know, like scale. Just areas, the neighborhoods. The name neighborhoods, right?

Yes. Okay, okay. Well, not everybody lives in named neighborhoods, Jeffrey. Talking, you know, you up there and you ivory tower. I live in a named neighborhood with a fence and a garden in the front. No, this is unfortunate, unfortunately, with capital letters. this does not have a gate. I wish it did.

You're not secluded? I didn't say that. But do you have a house gate? No. Ooh. No. Do you have no fencing at all? Not for the neighborhood.

No, but for your house? Well, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. Uh-oh. Yeah. Well, I know you can't afford the fence and the, you know, the guard at the front. I know that one. Definitely, I'm not saying that Jeff Fisher lives in that neighborhood that, you know.

There's a homeless guy living outside of your house. He's my guard. Now that, I believe That, I can see Jeff Fisher The Fisher family I'm going to see homeless guy He's living in your driveway He's the guard

Yeah, he's my guard He's not a homeless guy He lives in the driveway right there He lives right there He's working actually By the way, how did you get in here? Through your fire, what the hell? He's going to be a different one tomorrow

That, I believe Sorry, I didn't mean to derail you So Now I want a homeless guy out in front of my house definitely want to see a homeless guy. Sitting on the corner. Yes. Does he have a shopping cart?

I don't care what he has. I just want to guard. So you allow him to have a shopping car? Sure, because he's going to have to have something he can hang the tarp over to be under the storms. I was going to say, can he have a tarp? You unroll the tarp from the shopping cart and you sit down to your chair. Okay. And then that covers you up when it's ready.

Oh, he has a chair. Is his chair provided? I'm giving him a chair. Oh, that's good. He's card the joint. That's pretty good, Jeffrey. Look, I want him to be able to sit next to the shopping car. Pull a tarpa over him.

So he doesn't get wet. So he can still see out in guard. Not get wet? But, you know, yeah. Yeah. And the sun doesn't hit him. Right. Hard.

It's a good boss right there. Thank you. I'm not a slave driver. Working homeless people maybe send resumes. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com. And there they can send resumes. Chewing the fat at the blaze. Do you need them to have a sex?

Experience? I need pictures. Okay. Just do a selfie. Okay. And let me know if you have any experience. Experience is not required. I was going to ask, is it required to have experience, you know, previous work on garden homes?

No, no, no, no. But if you do. It may certainly help in the hiring process. Yeah. I mean, everything helps, every little bit helps, right? Any gender, male, female? Oh, my gosh. Like, no.

What are we in the 50s? Okay. No. Can they have a dog? Usually homeless people have a little dog. That could be a house, hard, you know. If the dog is trained, if the dog is trained, now that I'm thinking about it, you can have a dog.

Okay, okay. And all these recipes can go to Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Absolutely. So my main point behind this is that I want to have the cable company just move to this house. We have, we have, I'm paying you money for this, for your services. stop it at this house, move it to this house. Oh, no, we're not in that neighborhood. What?

How is that possible? That is against everything this country stands for. Everything. And now I'm afraid that I'm going to have to cancel cable again. Oh, no. I believe I'm going to be one of the cord cutters. Cancel cable. streaming 100% 100% streaming.

Because you're not fully 100% streaming. You're doing both. Well, yeah, they broke into the house. Which is stupid. I cut it at one time and then the cable company broke back in. I know. We all heard that story like for the last 10 years. That's what happened.

No, it wasn't 10 years. The last five years. Yeah. And it's very stupid of you that you allowed them to just bring into your house. I know. I wasn't home and my wife just let it happen. But as a fellow streamer that only streams at his house, that is the best thing you could do. I hope so. Because.

At the time, when we let, when we, when we cut the cord last time, some of the things, many, many of the things that are available now weren't available. Well, yeah, this was five years ago. You can't. It's seven years ago, you know, like, you can't judge. Because there were some things that, uh. I don't think Netflix was that. Yes, sir.

Yeah. I don't think Netflix. What did you do with your life? Were you going to do with your life? Were you going to the box? There was Netflix and there was Amazon. All right. And because I had, and Hulu.

And I had, and I bought. Hey, put that middle finger. I bought. Why do you? Oh, I'm sorry, the cameras on. I bought, I'll use this finger. I bought Amazon Walking Dead the season so that I could, you know, they watch the season. I remember that because you were like at 3 o'clock in the morning.

That's when it drops. Because it does it, it drops Monday morning at like 2, 2.30 and, the morning. Yeah, because of the show airs Sunday night. Yeah. And so, you know, it takes them four or five hours

or until the next day. I remember that whole deep back old. You were so upset. So drive me insane. Which is why, which is why I was happy when my wife allowed the break in to occur.

Wait, wait, this is new. This is new. Your wife allowed the breaking. You usually say like they just broke in without your knowledge. She was overwhelmed and then it just happened. Oh, okay, okay. That sounds better.

But I feel like, She could have fought a little. What the hell, Amber? Right. Right. And it just didn't happen. So, at least she's okay.

Did I mention that Osama bin Laden is alive? Unbelievable news today on chewing the fat. Osama bin Laden is alive. Details. in a little bit on the show. I don't want to go.

Jeff, are you there reporting live for CTF newsroom? No, he's gone. He left. He's looking for more details on the story. Okay. Wow. We don't want to, don't interrupt. He's freaking out out there now.

When he heard the sounder, he's out looking for details. He was running in the hallway. He's like, yo, oh, hey, I don't have any. Plus, you could tell that Jeff, the reporter, our CTF breaking news reporter, has not been reporting long because he knows the smart thing to do. as a reporter is never run. Oh, yeah. Never run.

No. Because what happens when you run, Jeffrey? You get out of breath. And what happens when you get out of breath? You never go to the microphone out of breath. How would that sound, Jeffrey? Right. If the reporter is running towards the microphone room.

So let's go. We have breaking news from the CTF newsroom. Let's go to Jeff down in the newsroom. Jeff. Apparently, Jeff's not there. I'll look on the other side of the glass. Oh, here comes Jeff now. He's running to the microphone as we speak.

Thank you, Joe. Thank you for, thank you for, we've got breaking news on CTF newsroom. It's not been loud. I'm sure you probably already said it. It's still alive. Details L.LF. And that's, I mean, that's what would happen.

So you never come down the microphone. You never come to the microphone. Just walk. Just walk to the microphone. Walk to the microphone. The news already broke. Thank you. I need a Coca-Cola zero.

I'm all out of breath. Oh my gosh. You know, I don't know if I ever told you or not, but Coca-Cola zero-sugar is damn good. Speaking of zero-sugar, crispy cream donuts. There's not a chance. Krispy cream donuts or zero sugar, especially with the glaze. Wait, what happened?

I missed it. Yeah. What do you mean? What was that headline again? This is a stupid segue from zero sugar into crispy cream donuts. Because I was reading a Krispy Kreme Donuts email. They was just offering free donuts. Really?

Yeah. Like the day last side. Why are they not here? Well, did you see that in Roneuk? They're opening a brand new Krispy Kreme Donuts, which is why they're sending me email. Do you not see that? Brand new Kris cream donuts right next to the Aldi. In between the Aldi and the Chipotle.

But you do go to the neighborhood that doesn't allow you to have spectrum. Yeah, but I don't. See, my neighborhood allows me to have spectrum. Yeah, whatever. Maybe move to that side of the neighborhood. And I believe that my side of the neighborhood also has like, I don't know, maybe Pat Gray. Not really. Well, he gave me his zip code and we have the same zip code.

And that's like, no. What's the code is yours? No. And what Zipkut is mine? That's like, no. Okay. I don't know what your Zipkode is actually. 7-6-262.

Yeah, no, it's different. Well, I know that is different. You don't live on my area. I know that it takes me like 20 minutes to get to your house. Well, you older house. And you can stop by any time, by the way. Your older house. Anytime.

Still don't have the other. I should stop by. Anyway, Krispy Kreme donuts, which I'm a fan of. So, a college student in Minnesota. He lives in St. Paul, Minnesota, all right, there's no crispy cream donut shops. All right. So every weekend, he drives to Iowa to the Krispy Kreme Donuts store. Okay.

Four hours. There at four hours back, eight hours. He drives to Iowa. 270 miles. miles, goes to Clive Iowa, packs his car with a hundred boxes of crispy cream donuts. That'd be a hundred dozen. All right. So that's what, 120 donuts?

Drives back. No, can you? Yes, that's what it is. That's like 10 donuts. Okay. So he drives to Iowa, buys 10 donuts. buys 10 donuts That's worth the eight hour drive

Round trip for 10 donuts 100 boxes of a dozen Do your own now So And then he drives Takes him back to Minneapolis Sells each box for 17 to 20 bucks a box He's got customers that are

They come to him and spend about 100 bucks, 100 bucks a week. Wow. I mean, he sells out. He sells out. You think to yourself, pretty good idea. Enterprising young man. I feel like you're about to bug me down with facts. Enterprising young man.

So they do a report on this kid. The St. Paul Pioneer Press does a report on this kid. And Jason Gonzalez, 21. they do a report on him. A positive report. It was not a bad report. It was just saying what an enterprising kid this is. He goes to college.

He makes the drive. This is how he makes his money. And, you know, he's certainly, the Krispy Cream store is certainly happy about it. Right? They know Jason's coming, so they're making more donuts that Saturday for sure because Jason is driving off with 10 donuts,

10 extra donuts every weekend. So, and he's known as the donut guy. Now, he's done this. just 19 times. 19 times. Now that would be 190 donuts if he's taking 10 donuts at a time.

Just so you know. I don't want to bogg you down with math. I'm just keeping you up to date as a traffic count. So, Krispy Cream has now, they saw the story. Now the Krispy Cream's Nebraska office is telling him to stop. Oh, I thought they're going to give him like a store.

Right. So they're not going to give him a story. They told him to stop. He was told his sales created a liability for the North Carolina-based company. How was that possible? In a statement

last Sunday night, Krispy Kreme said, we're looking into the matter. Oh, crap, this guy's going to end up in jail. We appreciate Jason's passion for Krispy Kreme and his entrepreneurial spirit as he pursues his education. Do you? First of all, do you?

Because it doesn't sound like it if you're asking him to stop it. I'm going to book at Christie Kreme. The brand new one that's opening in Brunoke, I'm boycotting it. So created a liability. The only way, and I really, I'm confused at creating a liability because he's purchasing in itself. Because I would think of... If he were to do something

to the donuts... Yeah, like... That's not crispy cream. No, it's on the kid. That's him. Yeah, it's on the kid. It's him. And he wants to continue selling your stupid donuts

to make money. He's not going to want anything bad to happen. He puts him in his car and he sells on his car. Right. Yes. And see, imagine how... What that car is.

And that car smells like. You said, an eight-hour trip or four hours? Four hours there, four hours back. So eight-hour trip. Well, four hours full of donuts. Yeah. Ooh. Wow. I mean, that's... He has to order 101 boxes because there's no way. You brought, thank you. There's no way. You could... I mean, there's several of the boxes that he sells that has two in it. Oh, he says it was a dozen. Yeah, yeah, that's a... Yeah, sorry, that's the one that I was eating them. That's the new traveler's dozen. Two donuts. That's what you get. Shut up. You're happy you got those. Give me your money.

Cruze cream. You're doing this one wrong. I think so too I think you need to learn from Bud Light I think you need to learn from but light yes and I think also maybe maybe

what do you say you let him in on a franchise I'm thinking Minneapolis St. Paul he really did the wood legwork for you he got the people

The customers are there they're hooked on Christmas the customers are there so maybe I don't know the next store you say we're announcing a store it's going to go

right at the neighborhood of this guy and he's going to be the new store something and he's going to get you guys He's the face of the Krispy Kreme. And they're going to be cheaper for the customers of Minneapolis

because Jason doesn't have to make the drive. Right? I feel like this is a very missed opportunity for Krispy Kreme. I think so too. And I have a feeling that they're going to probably persecute this kid. Why would they persecute them if they could prosecute them? That one too. They're going to do that one too.

They're going to persecute and prosecute. It almost sounds like they are. Because if they say we're investigating, they're going to try to. Well, they said we're looking into the matter. So they're going to do an investigation. We appreciate his passion and his entrepreneurial spirit as he pursues his education. Because I get it. Because, you know, when you buy a pack of Kit Kat, it says not for resale.

So is that going to be a thing now? Does it say that? It does not. That's what I'm saying. The donut boxes does not say not for resale. And even if they do. Shut up. Oh, well, thank you.

That's not what you're going to say? Usually you do say. No, that's exactly what I'm saying. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. That's exactly what I say. Even if they do, cut it off. Just block a sharpie it off. Sharpie it up, yeah.

It doesn't say. What is that? Oh, that's my signature. Yeah, and I just signed it there. In the same spot? Yeah, I went up $3. How come, didn't they used to be in Krispy Kreme boxes? Why are they just in a regular shaped box?

I don't know. The store was up. That's another thing, too. Like, Krispy Cream, he could be, he could be, repackaging the boxes and not giving you the credit. Thank you. But no. All he wants is to provide his customers with Krispy Kreme Donuts. And because he has travel and he has expenses, he's charging them extra. That is basic economics. This kid is going to be a good entrepreneur.

I think Krispy Kreme is way off base on this. It's serious business. Now that's, I mean, and on top of which, I will say one thing against the kid. That whole new, special two donuts as the new Krispy Cream doesn't, that's kind of agonizing. I mean, that's, I mean, good for you for at least trying to come up with a new plan, but that's a little much. Anyway, but all jokes aside now, this kid should not be in trouble for this. And it does feel like Krispy Cream is going about it all wrong. And if that's true, I say we boycott Krispy Cream. You don't sound, dude, I didn't hear, yeah, let's boycott.

I hate Krispy Kreme, I'm not going on there again. How long are we going to boycott it? I don't know. It's undetermined. A week? It's undetermined. I don't think I could go that far without my glazed. What do you like to stop in every day?

Maybe. Maybe. Get your little Kris cream latte and a donut? Yes. Dude. I told you I gained 10 pounds already. I'd be planning on a little bit more. than 10 pounds if you're going to continue with this crispy cream diet.

Well, we're going to boycott. We're going to be good. So you're good. I'm good. You're all good. No problem. All right. So many good stories yet to get to today.

And, you know, we've meandered along the road here today on some fascinating stories. But just there's other great stories to get to on top of which I want to get to the breaking news of Osama bin Laden. still alive. And we looked for Jeff to report live from the CTF newsroom. We don't have any idea where he's at. You freaking am I. Every time he hears the music, he just runs.

I have to do him. No, dude, you okay? I'm just going to do your job for you, Jeff, and just to tell the story, okay? Because I've got the story, and I was just handed to me. Fresh from the press? Yes. I'll sound a bit a lot.

It's still alive. Apparently, five people were killed. this week. Because Osama bin Laden is still. That's something you should be laughing about. Oh, you're crying. Oh, okay, okay. Five people were killed this week by a rampaging

Osama bin Laden. Also, he's back in this time, he's pissed off. Yes. He trampled five villagers. to death. Wow. I know. I know you'd think Osama bin Laden, what are you doing?

Don't you have weapons or anything? Are there terrorists to help you out? Right? Why are you trampling people to death? Well, apparently this Osama bin Laden is not the same Osama bin Laden that you're thinking of. This Osama bin Laden is an elephant. Is Mughley there too?

It was named after the murderous terror leader of Osama bin Laden. That's what you get from naming an elephant. So it broke loose Tuesday night and trampled five people. Wait, someone's keeping this as a pet? Or was it at the zoo? And it destroyed our paddy fields. Oh no, not the paddy fields? Where am I going to get patties now?

I don't know. Do you get patties from the same place? Oh, okay, next village, okay. There are suggestions that we should tranquilize the animal and take it to the forest. Wait, again. is this a pet? Yes. Yeah, this guy had it.

I don't think elephants are pets. Oh my gosh. Are you working for the PETA now? No. What you're doing? No. You're looking for PETA now? No, but I don't believe that elephants.

Because that's what you're doing. I don't know. Oh, you can't. I don't want elephants to be show. They've got to be free. No, they should be shows. They should be working. But they should not be a pet.

Elephants are not pets. Now this particular elephant, now has been spotted again. Uh-oh. With a drone. They set up a drone. Wait. Where's is that?

And they caught a reserve. And they found it. So we got a lot. They found Osama bin Laden. Again, we found them. Not at the cave, but this is some of the forest. Right. So why don't we, I don't know, take them out in the ocean and drop it into the ocean.

What is you? Right. And be done with it. Do a little DNA. Yep, that's Osama. Drop him into the ocean. Be done with it. It's.

killed five villagers and destroyed paddy fields. And I don't know which is worse, to be honest with you. It already has the taste of human blood. I do know what's worse, by the way. It's not the Patty Fields. It's the humans. It was just a joke. Don't we kill animals once it get the taste of human blood?

Yes. I don't know if this elephant actually tasted the human blood other than just trampling over the people. It's kind of difficult. Think of yourself. You're trampling people. Boom, boom, boom. blood is splattering everywhere. Something got in his mouth or trunk.

Probably. Or skin. So just take it down. Oh, look, is that Osama bin Laden the elephant? Goodbye. Have a nice day. And we'll just put it into it. We got all kinds.

Look at that. Oh, oh, oh, I mean, on top of these other headlines, I mean, Nestle's recalled cookie dough. I told you you should not be eating cookie dough. And Nestle's recalled cookie dough. What is going on? Every year about this time, we get a cookie dough recall. I think this is

terrorism. Wait. It's just me throwing it out there. Okay. I was going to say, can you confirm this? No, because it's just throwing me out there there because I seem to me last year about this time we had a Nestle's recall. I could be wrong. I wish I could go back and find the podcast

that you said. I could be wrong. What I think about this time, oh gosh darn darn it, please hold. Because I'm telling you. Nelson's recall 2018. I see, recall history. No, look at me like that.

They'll wait. Leave them on hold. Don't play any on hold music either. This is... Are you listening to the on hold music? No. Okay, then... Well, don't play any either.

Again, are you listening to the music? Why am I using Bing? Why does it go? I don't care. Bing sucks. Sorry, Bing, unless you're a sponsor of the program. Big, if you want a sponsor, Chewing the Fat, I love search engine Bing.

But until that time, I don't love. of the church in Japan. Okay, so it was end of June last year. Like I said, right, just right close to this. No, this is November. Yeah, I know, right around the same time. Same time of the year, same everything. It was perfect.

I knew it. Because even, you know, in 2017, April 6th, they also recalled the cookie dough. Not even closer to this time. They recalled cookie dough products over rubber pieces in the dough. How do you get rubber? So, I mean, I guess you get a little chewy. You get a little chewy. you go,

how is that? And it's just a piece of rubber? Why you should not be eating raw cookie dough? You keep saying that. Stop saying that. I mean, of course you eat raw cookie dough, duh. Of course, they don't want you to. And maybe that's why they had it recalled last year, too,

is because it was making people sick. But the recall, this time around, holy cow. Simply delicious Nestle Tull House cookie, chocolate chip cookie dough. Simply delicious Nestle, Nestle House peanut butter chocolate chip cookie dough.

Simply delicious. Nestle Hill House sugar cookie dough. Nestle Hill's chocolate chip chub. Nestle House chocolate chip chub 30 ounce. Nestle House all the way down to Monge Ultimate Turtles cookie bar. Chocolate chip bar, mini chocolate chip bar, low sugar cookie bar, holiday cookie mix. Gould's mixed.

I mean, there's a long list. Wow. Cookie dough. Who's making low sugar cookie? People who care about their sugar intake. don't act like oh shut up Jeffie no

those of us that care about their sugar intake okay he's a guy talking about like hey let's eat cookie dough and now you're like oh let's eat low sugar cookie dough because I don't want that to hit me thank you look at my fives and my hips I don't want them to grow anymore thank you wow everyone knows

that we got a that's why I drink Coca-Cola zero sugar I care about my sugar intake. Wow, Mr. Unhealthy. Download and subscribe to more content at theblease.com slash podcasts. Mondays are so, I don't know,

Mondays are so hard because there's so many stories after the weekend. I mean, it's just amazing. I come in Monday and there's so many stories to talk about. I mean, just the headlines. These are some of the stories, and I will get to them as the week goes, but just the headlines. Same sex love scenes to be restored on the Delta in-flight movies.

Man cited for disorderly conduct after pizza didn't have enough cheese. A wizard rock missing a one-ton boulder. Mysteriously returns. 900 city inmates may be freed even before bail reform law takes effect. And we saw this afternoon headlines of other states letting people free. And we also know that New York is getting rid of Rikers Island. De Blasio is turning New York into just get... Gotham City.

Yeah, it will be actual Gotham. Yeah. Spice Girl. Emma Button sends topless photo text to her mom. Okay. Which one is this one? It's a scary spice, baby spice. Which one is that?

Yes. Sugar spice. I don't know. Macy's on I don't know Give me the name again I don't know Emma Bunton

B-U-N-T-O-N I don't know I apologize for not knowing my spice girls and Plus what's her name isn't even with them

on this tour The soccer Husboy's wife She was like No I'm surprised too I thought for sure They'd finally talk her into it too

But she's like No those days are behind me So baby spice. Like I said, sugar spice. No, baby. Because scary spice was in America's Got Talent. Which one was the one that's not with him, soccer boy's wife?

Who is she? Which spice lungs were on the Spice Girl countdown. Beckham. Victoria Beckham. That's fascinating. Glad you're right on that. You got the list of the spice girls right there. Posh.

Posh. Posh. Posh spice? Posh spice. All right. We have Macy's unveiling new balloons for their Thanksgiving Day parade. Did you see the Snoopy one? Can't wait to see those?

Can we broadcast from there? I love the Thanksgiving Day Parade. For NBC. I think NBC pays a lot of money for that. Yeah, I think there's only NBC. But, you know, maybe Macy's, maybe that's for TV. And we steal. Podcasts.

Yeah, we get the, you know, we get official rights for the Macy's Day Parade podcast rights. Ooh. Chewing the fat. Nice. Yeah, so we can broadcast. live from like one of the upper windows of broadcasting live from the fifth floor at Macy's.

But Jeffrey, we're inside this room. Chewing the fat. We're inside the room. We're not even able to see the balloons come down. I don't care. You put a screen up. I'll broadcast for that stupid parade. I've broadcasted parades for years, man. I miss broadcasting parades. I love broadcasting parades.

There's, for those of you that are used to Tampa, but we used to broadcast the Gasparilla Day parades. Those parades are well, we're fun. We'll just leave it. that. I can't find her picture. Who's that? Posh?

No, baby spice. Oh. Like, mom does not know that when you receive a picture like that. You're supposed to put it on Instagram? Yeah, you send it to TMZ and they give you money. She told the story. She told the story. I wanted to do the headline. I'm going to tell you. She told the story. No, I don't care about the story. I'm just saying, I'm telling you that

I can't find a picture. And I'm telling like if mom... Because mom would do that. If, you know, Baby Spice's mothers listening to the podcast. Next time you receive another picture like that, I don't know, call TMZ or call you shooting at flat. Yes, that's what you need to do. 888-90-3033, or you can call the CTF hotline

at 214-7359356. In fact, you and you alone, Baby Spice Mother, can text us the picture of Baby Spice that Baby Spice sent to you. We'll publish it and we'll leave you, you know. No, we won't. No, we won't publish it. We'll just, we'll say, oh my gosh we can't believe that this happened then we'll publish it okay that's what to publish it

we're gonna reply first say oh wow how sweet by the way that this is only for baby spice mother right you're not saying for anybody because you know you you like this don't text here and that's your text but this is a serious one right where only baby spice mom can text me that picture right yes Thank you. Only Baby Spice's mom can text 214-735-9356, the topless photo of her daughter. That is the only person who could do that. Thank you for saying that, Diffie. I will not allow.

No, stop. Then you start getting that great area again. I think you said enough. So anyway, we got those. So we've got fast food news. We've got three big fast food stories. Popeyes is back online with their chicken sandwich and people are standing in line for an hour to get that stupid sandwich.

Are you kidding me? My sister did it. That doesn't surprise me that someone in your family would wait in line that long. And she sent me a piece of a picture of a sign. Topless at the waiting for Popeye's chicken sandwich? What the hell is going on? She's sent me a picture. She better not send a topless.

photo to the 214-735-9356 powered by it. Are you okay? A nerd one. Okay. Yeah. I just, okay. I was just checking.

That better not have. I'm telling you. You keep talking about your sister, sending pictures. It was making me nervous. Can I explain what picture she said? Just let me see it. Okay.

Here. Explain it. You want to see it? That's not the one I was thinking. Oh, okay. She was out, she was at Popeye. And there was a sign of the telephone.

phone saying due to high sandwich demand wait time will be in approximately 55 to

80 minutes uh how about you let me out of this line and by the way one

sandwich per person what wow yeah they don't want they don't want uh be like crispy cream some guy pulling up

they don't want another 8000 chicken sandwiches they don't want another Gonzales to go in there and be like hey I'll take uh I'll take 10 and then sell them for 20.

That's a good business. Yes, it is. And it's a good business. Yes, it is. Something you might want to think about. Oh, into the Popeye's here and they didn't have it. See? See, this is the one that never has it.

I think it's a scam. I think Popeyes is a scam. They tried to make this such a big deal because they opened up on, they did it on Sunday. They released, launched it on Sunday because Chick-fil-A is closed on Sunday. Those bastards, we're open on Sunday. There's still number three fast-forward in the... America. So you got a long way to go pop. Yeah, thank you. My pleasure. So we'll see what kind of they claim they've got supplies and it's all good but we'll see. And they claim that

they hire new people. Remember that? Yes. We hired a hundred new people. Yeah, they got a bunch of new people. They've got supplies for for the chicken and the bread, all of it. Okay. And if that's true, I mean, if people are waiting 80 minutes in line for the stupid sandwich. You can only have one. Come on. You've wasted more gas than it costs for that stupid sandwich. Oh, and it's costing traffic issue. This is in downtown Orlando.

Oh, I bet. Imagine downtown Orlando right now. You wait for 80 minutes? You're backed out in the roads for that. Why is not the police there being like, no, you guys need to like stop? Well, I mean, the police would probably show up and go, why don't you hire off-duty police officers to direct traffic? True. Right.

Well-down police officers. Yeah, well done. Look, no one supports police officers more than this show. Absolutely. And too in the fat. So if you can help officers out by paying them off duty to direct traffic, go ahead. I mean, every church here in Texas has an off-duty police officer directing traffic more than one. My church has five.

And out there at your church, by the way, this is. Oh, yes. So frustrating. Oh, I love this. I love when Jeff you guys like this. So frustrating to me. makes me my, this makes my, what do you mean? Because they're not directing traffic.

Oh, absolutely. No, this is one of the first times I've seen. No, they're not out there directing traffic saying, come on, you go, you go, you go. Have you not seen them at your church? Yeah, the one in the, the one on the, what the construction side is, he goes like this. At the side road. Yes. Okay.

Yes. All right. The guy, he's the guy that he's low man on the totem pole. Oh, okay. Okay. That's Jimmy. All right. He's the rookie.

They got him off to the side. have an actually direct traffic. Yeah. Because I'll tell you, the sergeant is out there at the main road at the box. Oh, yeah. At the light box. Okay. Stop.

Yeah. Go ahead. Yeah. He's smoking. Well, it looks like some cars are backing up on the road again. Stop the church traffic. Yeah. Green on the road.

Which, by the way, that is some cool power. You aren't lying. It is. That is some cool power. You're controlling that? Maybe you get out and move your arms a little bit. And by the way, aren't we in November? This is November, right?

Yeah. Rare light cameras are supposed to be done in November. Correct. God, have a nice day. Why am I still seeing them, especially over there by the new Krispy Kreme? Really? They're still there. They're still working, though.

Yes. Because the one that I used to, the one that I happen to be caught on, that baby's gone. Oh, it is? Yeah. Because I know someone said. It might still be there, but it doesn't flash it. Some of them said, like, we're going to end in November, and the other people said we're going to end as soon as their contract is end with the city.

Yeah, how about how you end when the state tells you to end? Yeah, when the governor says, we're done, we're done. We're over with it. Yes. I'm not paying it. I'll tell you what, if I were to get a ticket, now no way do I pay that. Because there's another one on Keller Road that I saw, but then the box where, you know, it holds all that thing.

It was wide open. there was nothing inside. Yeah, we stole that. Oh, I mean, they took that away. Oh, okay. Because I was surprised to see that. I'm like, oh, that box is open. Oh, hey.

That box is open because there's like nothing there. The hard word is gone. Yeah. That might be what they did to the one that got me because I think I still see the camera there. The one in Roanoke, I see the camera and the box and everything in there. I need that one gone.

Yeah. I need to speed that bad boy down. Maybe I need to see that. to test it, see if your flash goes. Let them send you a ticket. Then sue them for sending a ticket because the state said they're supposed to be gone. True.

I'll do that, yeah. I like that idea. Because I don't think they could capture my smart car. It's so little. I think you're wrong. I'm going to try that experiment too then. I think you're a hundred percent wrong. Plus they've got,

and I don't understand this race. Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks are racing to make the fastest espresso at the drive-thrues. So what? Who and who? Duncan and Starbucks are racing to make the fastest expressos. Duncan wins.

I mean, because America runs some Duncan. I do. I do. Really? Not really. No. I just care.

It was Duncan Donors that had the slowest drive-through. That's why I remember at the study we just did they had the slowest drive-through. Not by much, but they were still the slowest.

Now the one story that I tease doing on the socials this weekend. Can you please clarify what is on the socials? You know, the socials. This is the new social media? The Twitters.

Yeah, that's how I feel right now. The Facebooks. The YouTube's? Are you talking about those socials? The one that the kids use the Instagrammers or whatever they're called. You mean Instagram? Yeah, oh yeah, that one. And then there's the Lichten.

What is that? Lichten. Yeah, LinkedIn accounts. If you publish in LinkedIn, man. So stupid. So I talked about that. They asked, we were talking about it on Twitter, and I said that I would talk about it on Monday

because I had it in my show prep last week, and I didn't get to it, and they were right. The cruise ship that we talked about it when it first happened when the grandfather and his granddaughter fell out of a window on the cruise ship and dropped 11 stories onto the concrete still on the ship. So sad. And by the way, I believe this is the only show

that still is trying to get more what's happening in this story. Everybody was dropped that story. It's so sad. And I couldn't imagine. We talked about it at the time. I couldn't imagine being this grandfather. How sad it must be. I saw an interview with the mom and the dad.

And the mom and the dad are going after the cruise ship because they, I think that they weren't asking for any money. They were asking for the cruise ship to have this fixed so other, this would not happen to other children. And it was a play area for kids, and why is there an open window in the area where these open kids are? And the cruise ship originally told her that it was part of ventilation. and the mom says, I don't know, get a fan,

which is, you know, I mean, that's off the top of your head. The mom is struggling for her daughter. But she said when she ran up there, she talked about how she ran to the window and looked down. Oh, my gosh. My heart broke. I don't suggest doing that. My heart broke for her.

And now the authorities have arrested the grandfather. Now, he's out on bail And back in the United States, the Puerto Rican authorities arrested him. Don't put your hands up, it's your people. And I think it's, you know what, I think it is it's a big cruise ship in Puerto Rico. They're in cahoots with Puerto Ricans

because they don't want, if something bad happens, the cruise ships in Puerto Rico, you talk about, you talk about industry. What are you, Trump now? Don't be blaming on Puerto Rico. And that's what's keeping it in Puerto Rico alive is the cruise ship stopping there. if the cruise ship stopped coming to Puerto Rico's fault.

So who arrested him? Okay, I digress. So he's out on bail and he's back in the States. I don't see how. They have not shown any of the footage to the family or the attorneys of the other attorneys of the baby falling out. They originally said that, now this is what the cruise people said, that the grandfather lost his balance or whatever, and then the kid went through the window. Okay, let's back up for just a second.

Even if that's true, it's still an accident. Still an accident. Can you still be negligence? What are you working for big cruise ship now? You and the rest of your people? Well, I am Puerto Rico. So might as well just go full bore on the... Amazing.

Now, he claimed, and the father claimed, and the parents backed him up that they always went to the hockey games and he would set the little baby up against the glass and she would slap up against the glass and stuff. And so the baby was used to leading up against glass like that. And he couldn't believe that they would have a window that was open. He kept saying, I thought the window was closed.

I thought the window was closed. He can't, I don't even know how he, I don't even know how he keeps going. The mom said that, you know, they, he just cries and cries and cries. And I mean, they just cry and cry. I mean, it's so horrible. I'm so sad for the whole thing. But you want to talk about rubbing salt in the wound of someone? You're going to charge this grandfather?

I mean, Chris is right with the negligence, I guess. But the people aren't suing big crews for money that I'm aware of. They just want them to say, you know, there's not going to be any windows open on the kids' play area anymore. I just, it's just so, the whole thing is just horrible. Just horrible. And I'm sure that we can all agree that you're going to get a fair trial from the Puerto Rican Department of Justice. Wait, you don't think we can?

Come on now. It's the Puerto Rican Department of Justice. I hate you right now. I was trying to be a bigger person, turn the other cheek. But no. I hate you. No. No.

So I hate you. I'm saying I'm behind him. Yeah, but this is the same attitude you give towards like people not texting me. Really? I can feel that same vibe. Really? Yes. Huh.

Weird. And look, the grandfather is, I mean, when you think of a grandpa, you think of, you know, 70, 80 year old guy. He's like in his 50s. Oh, that's a young grandpa. I know. And he was in love. He loved his granddaughter. I mean, my wife feels the same way with her grandchild.

Your grandchild. Now, my wife feels the same way with her grand. Look, I'm not going to stop making jokes now because I'm a deadly student. This story breaks my heart. And I watched that interview with her mom and dad. If you watch that and don't cry, you do not have blood in your veins. Did you cry? It is.

Yes. It's so sad. Is there a video of this of you crying? Well, I mean, I welled up. So you did not cry? Well, that's crying. No, it's not. Well, and up is crying.

No, crying is when you have multiple tears coming from tear ducts on both eyes and boogies coming over your nose. Are you sure? Yes. I'm definitely sure. That is crying. I don't think so. Okay. Look it up.