Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 245 | El Chapo Jr. On The Attack, KSI and Logan Fight, & Paulina Porizkova is OUT of The Will

Episode Date: November 11, 2019

Monday NEWS are HOT today and Jeffy is here to tell you all about them. We start with the biggest news out of hollywood. Who gets Ric Ocasek money, should the ex-wife be included? Then we have news about the sheriff in Mexico that was killed in the parking lot. No eating on the platform goes a little too rough. Did you watch the fight between KSI and Logan? Well Jeffy did and he's about to give you HIS full review Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. What is going on with Game Show hosts? Okay, first we have Alex Trebek. He's still hanging in there with his Patriot Cancer. And now we have Pat Sejack, down for the column. Vanna White, filling in his host of Wheel of Fortune. Now, Alex is 79. Pat Sejack is 73.

just saying, I remember the first time I turned 70. It was not fun. Happy Monday. Welcome to enjoying the fact. What are you? You know, I don't care. If no one has told you today

that you don't look good, they're mistaken because you do. You look great. And I'm talking to you in particular. on the other side of the camera here today on chewing the fat. You. You look great. Welcome to it.

And I know if you're listening to this program live on the 11th of November 2019, it's Veterans Day. Happy Veterans Day. Is it Happy Veterans Day? Are we supposed to say Happy Veterans Day? I don't think so. Chris, now you work the gate at the yard for the Air Force, pretending to be a police officer for the,

for the military. Is it happy Veterans Day or is it just thank you for your service? Neither. Oh, boy. What is it? Neither.

I mean neither. It's Veterans Day, right? Yeah. Just buy me food and leave you alone. Or whatever. Buy you a free meal and leave you alone. That's what you want. Thank you for your service.

Here's your steak. Have a good day. Take care. How many of you cashed in on so far today? Three, no, two, sorry, two. Just two. You got to pick up the pace a little bit, babe. Well, the problem is that, I don't know.

Some of them do not give you free meals. Wait, what? Some just give you 10% off. A little percentage of. Or a free meal from this limited menu. Oh. So they're giving the free meal from the kids menu. That's the limited menu is the kids' menu.

Whatever the kids get, we'll give it to that veteran. This is a standing rule. from chewing the fat. Never order from the children's menu. Never. Even for your kids, don't do it. Because the cooks don't care about your kids' food. So they make it crappy. That is sad to say, but it's true.

They make it crappy. So just order whatever you keep. If your kid wants some macaroni and cheese, order macaroni and cheese. If you kid, whatever they want, they want a hot dog, whatever they want, get them that only get from the adult menu. Because you just take it home then if they don't eat it all or just eat it.

You know, some of us would just eat it then. No, there's no, you can't make it. It's not just seeing as leftovers. Yeah, but I'd go to waste. If you are having leftovers after you're done eating, you have to keep eating. You're doing something wrong. Somewhere there, you're doing something wrong.

This is going to come up to a surprise, but my brother, when you were growing up? You have a brother? He would sit across with you and be like, you're going to eat that? Come on. No way.

What? I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. But there's so many times he's like, yeah.

quit eye on my food what do you mean do you have a brother I didn't know you had a brother you don't talk about it well see I don't want to bring it up but

I feel like you start down this family road I feel like you know cousin of Jeff he was right it's a surprise that isn't contact to me I'm not

don't hate me you know you made it seem like I hate him and I don't I know you keep bringing it up you brought it up no you keep bringing it up You brought up about another family member that I don't know. Wow.

See? Maybe talk about them a little more often. So that like when you say my brother, wait, Jeffrey has a brother? Come on. How many times have you talked about your brother? I can't count. Exactly. Because this is number one.

This is number one. Can't. Yeah. And there's just. And this brother, does his brother have a name? He sure does. Did I tell you about Rick O'Casek? Who?

And thank you. Rick O'Casek is my brother? No, yes. Yes, Rick O'Casek is my brother. That's who it is. That's why I don't talk about it. He's dead. Thanks for bringing that up.

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I know. So, Rick O'Casic, who, you know, the former frontman for the cars, who passed away, he's already dead. I know. Dry your eyes. I hate to bring it up to you. I'm not a, you know, spoiler alert, but he's already dead.

Yeah, he's already died. but the story now is that the wife gets zip from his estate. All right? I don't know if legally they can pull that off. But, you know, that we'll see. But she and Rick were together. Paulina Poriscova were together for years. And then they separated.

But they weren't technically divorced yet. And I guess they remained in close. contact. Now, he said in his final little note to the world, that she gets nothing and abandoned him. I'll find the exact quote of what he wrote down for her. But she's saying, and people are all wound up that he didn't leave her anything. And he wrote in his last wishes, even if I should die before our divorce is final. Paulina is not entitled to any elective share because she has abandoned me.

Right? So he goes, before he died, he goes for surgery. All right. Paulina shows up with the two kids and takes care of him. Takes care of him. Wait, wait, does she takes care of him? Or does she...

She's taking care of him with their quotes. Now, according to this, the surgery didn't have any... Post-surgery didn't have anything to do with his death. Right. But anyway, so she shows up and takes care of him. And she's the one that found him after he passed away. Now, that's where she took care of him right there. Because the story is, I found him still asleep when bringing him his Sunday.

morning coffee. I touched his cheek to rouse him. Everybody does that. Yeah, Jeffrey, how do you wake up? Amber. How do you wake up Amber? I touch her cheek to rouse her. Oh, you do? I do. Okay. I brought your coffee, baby.

Ew. Gross. Don't do it. No. No. I like, well, I like the coffee the way I make it. I'll go make it myself. I don't need you. Just, I by the, quit touching my face like that. Don't caress me. Don't think you're going to rouse me. You're not going to do that either. It was then, though, after she touched his cheek to rouse him,

because she brought him his Sunday morning coffee. After she killed. It was then, though, that I realized during the night he had peacefully passed on. Wait, you didn't know that he passed down during the night when she was sleeping with him? No, they were separated. She was just there taking care of him. She was just being do-girl. And she said, we appreciate the great outpouring of love.

We, his family and friends are completely and utterly devastated by his untimely and unexpected death. are you are you now right you have a nice day so I mean

if you read between the lines of that wait what if you read between the lines of that and that's what we do here at June the bat other shows can read you any show can just read you the lines we read between the lines

thank you thank you breaking news we go between the lines. Oh, hey, hello. When chewing the fat is on, news happens or we report news or something like that. News happens?

Yeah, news happens. We read between the lines. That's a good segment though. It is. Reading between the lines. That's a million dollar idea. Don't be stealing my idea either. We got to edit that out.

I will. I'll take it out. I don't give people the idea that they can take it, make a million dollars than I can't. But so she says she was aware of it and everything, you know, it's okay. Now, I, you know, she's a model and, you know, she's probably got her own cash. She's not pretty. Wait, what?

I had to look her up. She's not pretty. Have you seen Rick? Oh, he looks great. He's fantastic, man. Really? Oh, my God. That is 10 out of 10.

Rick. Like, look at that nose. Yeah, he's 10 out of 10 already. Seek. Yeah. Adam's apple is sticking out there. He's always, I mean, that's right. So, KCasig, right?

But she posted, I've known about the will since the day after Rick passed. Actually, that should read. If you read between the lines. Oh, okay, here we go. I've known about the will for several days now, which is why Rick passed. Before anybody knew about it, okay? All you have heard, all of you have heard from me since is in spite of that. She added the hashtag, love never dies.

Oh, love never dies, but the paycheck does since Rick passed away. It's not giving me a dime. But she gets a dime, right? She's going to be getting that. There's no way you can't be divorced. She can't nothing. If that's what he says, that's what he says. It doesn't matter, though.

No, if that's what he says, that's what he says. It doesn't matter. He can say all he wants. First, he's out of his mind. She argues that he was out of his mind. Oh, now he's out of mind. But she still wants the money. Second, yeah, second.

It's probably, I'm not sure. Where did the Kisig die? I mean, whatever state they were married in, that's probably a shared state, right? So if you die, it goes... He died in New York City. So the estate's got to go to the wife, right? No matter what.

No, because that's why you have a will. But that was his... No, that wasn't in the will, though, right? That was his... The way you read, it sounded like that was on the will. That was his last little statement or whatever. Yeah, see, it says, Rick wrote on his will

His last witches It says here It says his will It was on his will Obtamed by page six See now all you're doing is reading the lines Exactly All you're doing is reading the lines

I'm talking about between the lines Yeah there's because there's nothing between the lines On this one because right there says Ricko something wrote in his will No his name is Ricko something That's wrong right there She can argue that case To end of time

No his name He's already crazy. He's calling himself Ricko something. Go ahead. Rickle something wrote on his will, according to the documents obtained by page six. Even if I died before our divorce is final. Yeah, I know. I read that.

So it's on his will. It's not in some document napkin. Because she has abandoned me. Yes. That's what he said. I know. I got that. So if he's on the will, it does not matter anything about it because that is your last wish.

No, it does it. Because that's his wife. But why are trying to get this murder? They're still married. Why are you trying to give this murder? Okay. The murder and her getting money are two separate things. The possible murder, I should say.

Two separate things. I like murder. Yeah. Oops. Sorry. The alleged. Accident. I will delete that.

Between the lines murder. Between the lines killing is that's separate from her getting the cash. All right? Because they're still married. So as a married couple, hubby dies, she gets some cash. Yeah, but believe the will override that. I don't know. I think so.

Because that's what this last wish is for. A lawyer should call us then. Because, see, I think. This is not what you think. This is what I think. Besides, okay, now we go back to the possible, the possible murder. Okay, let's go, let's forget about husband and wife. I think that he told her, you're getting nothing.

I don't care of me. I don't care of me. I don't feel good. You're getting nothing, Balina. You abandoned me. And so she decided, uh, pillow. It's pillow time. and then she didn't know that he had already written it in the will.

So now it's a big fight. And so that's why she went to rouse him with his Sunday morning coffee with a touch on the cheek. Shut up. Rouse him with a touch on the cheek. Definitely it has to be a lawyer that listens to this program that can explain this. Because I believe that. No, there are two separate things. I know.

Okay. I get it. But if the will says no money goes to her, no money goes to. No money goes to her. They're still married. She still gets something. I want an attorney on this show right now. I want an attorney on this show right now.

The only problem is I only know criminal lawyers. Then we're back to the murder. That's what I'm saying. Let's start. If it's proven she didn't murder her husband, she'll get it all. Yeah, we need to get somebody on the line for that. Because Google, I try to put, if I die, can I deny my money to my wife? And that didn't help.

No, but the authorities will be knocking on your door sometime soon. This is a work computer. Hello? The wife is going to call saying, Did you make a will-out to cancel be out? No, baby. I was just searching. I was just Googling it.

I just Googled. I was for the show. It's for work. Man, I can tell you how many times I've used that. A week ago, a man was arrested, and I put arrested in air quotes. At the Pleasant Hill Rapid Transit train station. That's a San Francisco Bay Area train station.

Because he was eating food on the platform, waiting for the train to arrive. Now, apparently there is a law that says you cannot eat food on the platform. All right. We'll get into everything surrounding it, but there's a and he's not a

he's not a police officer although the rapid transit police officers are going to be like Chris and claim that they are police officers I worked at the gate I'm a police officer okay you work on the trains you're a police officer I got it you're all good he has a gun a badge

and a vest in a uniform and bullets makes him a police officer and a radio and a body camp and sunglasses he's a police officer and listen no one no other show in America no other show around the globe

supports the police more than this one. That is true. So the video, obviously, has gone viral now. 10 million views. Right. And we've found out now that people are protesting, everybody's eating food on the platforms now. Oh, I'm sorry, that was the Twitter video.

The Facebook video originally came from 442,000 views. Okay, so Twitter sold it. Yeah, Twitter. Facebook started it, but Twitter put it down. Yeah, true put it out there. So I'm going to stop and start this video because this is the guy and his interaction with the police officer, the Bay Area Rapid Transit Police Officer.

And I will say a couple things before we play the video. A, I got it. You're not supposed to eat on the platform. But are we really enforcing that? Yes. I mean, are we enforcing it to the point? point where we're going to arrest someone. See, I don't think so.

I don't think so. I think what happens is the cop comes up and says, yo, dude, this is him too. I mean, you can tell by what this police officer looks like in the video if you haven't seen it, and I'll post it on my Twitter account

at Jeffrey JFR. You can tell that he's one of these guys that come up to you and say, hey, man, what's going on? How you doing? What's up? Good to see you. He does not look like. like your average, regular, everyday, white, Anglo police officer. Are you sure? Because I look at him, the guy has it all. White, sunshades, vest, the look, the chest popped up.

If you were to say, hey, draw me a police officer. I'm drawing. That's what you, this guy is the draw. He's a prototypical. Yes. Prototypical. Which is fine, whatever. Prototypical.

Never heard of it. I like it. So anyway. here's the beginning of the and we don't know what happened a little bit, you know, before. Like any video. We didn't catch the, hey bro, what's up? What are you doing?

We didn't catch that. That's alleged. Yeah, this is, again, reading between the lines, what I'm doing. I'm reading between the video. You are detained and you're not free to go. That's part of that either. You come up here and fuck with me. You single me out at all these people.

You're eating. So what? Eat it. So what? Yeah. It'll be done. Okay. It's a violation.

You have a right to detain you. Okay, it's a violation for the law. Okay, so now with the, I think it's the guy's girlfriend or, you know, workmate or whoever that's there that's filming. I know. You sexist bastard. A woman cannot be on the platform thinking that, you know, she's her, what? She has to be with her boyfriend up there.

She can't be there by herself. I could, you know, I. You are the problem. Your Honor, I seriously apologize because that was completely my mistake, completely my mistake. And I understand. Again, San Francisco is no way their boyfriend and girlfriend. There's another, there's a person who sounds like she could possibly, who sounds like it, they, them, there could identify as a she filming this.

Now, when he says in front of all these people, I don't see anyone else there. No, there's no one around. It's just the Bay Area Rapid Transit System. How many people use that every day, Jeffrey? I don't know. And probably more than we think in San Francisco, but I... It's like the New York Ways system. I don't think so.

Most of those transit systems when you go by is like, it's a good day when I drive by the Irving transit system over here. And you would pass it every day. And there's a good day when there's six people there. That's it. Right. I mean, good luck, God bless. Yeah.

If there's more than six people. people there. It's like, what's going on? Is there a giant accident and people don't know what's going on? Are they, are we having... Is it a free day? They're all free day. Oh, they're all free day? It's all free day. Oh, okay. We pay for so much through our tax on the... No, but they're cheap, though. Well, yeah, they're subsidized.

But, uh, so there's nobody for all these people. Shut up. There's nobody there. And the police officer's got his hand down in his little bag. Two fingers. Of course. Two finger in the bag. Of course he's carrying the bag. Because the guy keeps backing away like he's going to take off. And the police officers, no, you're being detained. Now, what started this is he's saying you can't eat on the platform.

It's illegal. Just show me some ID. What are you doing out here? Because the guy's saying, well, what are you doing? I got to eat. No, you don't. Yes, I do. You please let my backpack go. Are you going to cooperate? Yeah, and you cooperate with me the fuck along? You go into jail. I'm not going to jail for any fucking family. No, for resisting arrest. I'm not resisting arrest.

You are resisting right now. I'm not. I've got nothing wrong. I've got nothing wrong. Yes, yeah. I've got nothing long. Let my bag go. Just let, let my bag go,

bro. What are you doing? Let me get them up. Brose. Right, bring them up through this. Hands up, don't shoot. Let my bags go, bro.

That's the new line. Guaranteed. Let my bag go, bro. That's absolutely the new line. And for the, let my bag go, bro. Hands up, don't shoot. New thing. So he is doing something, though, all right?

So this is where I think, okay, he is doing something wrong. That's where I think the police officer doesn't want to arrest him. But the guy wants to be a jerk about, I'm not doing anything wrong, bro, I just had a platform. And everybody's eating up here and you can't just detain me. Well, yeah, he can. It's the rules. It's the law. If you would have just said, oh, man, shoot, threw it away or finished eating

or walked back inside and said, I'm sorry, I didn't know. You know, my name is Billy John and, you know, whatever. You know, I would bet a lot of money that the police officer would have said, don't let it happen again. I see it out of here. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Because the transit officers, they put a bunch of money, the transit authority, put a bunch of money and hired a bunch more police officers out of, what did they, call it a quality of life initiative and by the way this are the same people that you know want the government to control everything I know I know and I get all that it's just look the guy there is the rules and the laws and they make a good argument in the video he talks about

there's no signs or she does she does yeah the person filming I mean the yeah the person filming. The person digitally recording this on their digital device. Which, by the way, he has headphones on

the beard, glasses, typical millennial California. California. California. California. And the back.

And the bag. Boogie. The bag. And by the way, why's you backpacking your hand like that? Because that's what you're having you're back.

Getting ready for the train. Wait, what are you doing with your hands and hips? What are you doing? I don't think he's part of that community. I didn't, I don't know what does that mean. I don't think he's part of that community.

I don't know what you're talking about. We'll stop it because he's not part of that community. He's part of the other community. I seriously don't know what you're talking about. So. He's a hornet's fan too. Is he? It has a hat on it with a hornet.

He got it free. He thought it was save the bees or something. I guarantee. The bees. nose. You're the bees. That's a bees no hat. Please don't let that be a

Beesnow hat. Please, I don't want to have to. There's a hornets. Okay. So, he's a hornets. Yeah. Okay, so they arrest him. He does end up getting arrested.

They don't take him to jail. Oh, that's wuss. They released him. I mean, of course, they released him. That's what even goes back to, I'm sure that the guy didn't want to arrest him. Yeah, but neither of them de-escalate. Someone should have been the bigger person

de-escalated the situation. All right. Initially, in a situation between a cop and a civilian, the bigger person should be the cop. The police officer. The cop. No question. So he's facing $250 fine. Oh, that's pity money.

48 hours community service. I know, that's tough. I know. You're out picking up trash for two days. No, that's a week. Because it's only eight hours. They let you pick up trash. Just to log it.

Ooh. Yeah. 48 hours. Plus, you do it. Maybe you're getting maybe four hours a day. That's what I'm saying. couple weeks there's a couple of weeks that's tough and that's maximum right that's maximum if he gets in trouble and if he and that's what the police officer said to him you got to go take it before

the judge right shut up you're going to take it before me you're breaking the law you are doing something wrong i'm out of the mouth damage you don't leave anybody there's no signs well okay now apparently we i guess we've we have upgraded the sign uh sign issue okay uh I'm told that there's uh there's some new signs put up after this of course so this guy's not going to get the maximum penalty. The judge is going to say. What depends though. When you think of a judge, what do you get pictured in your head? I think of like a judge like, I think of a judge like, yo man, what are you doing? What are you doing out there? Exactly. You make an example of them and boom. Okay, the maximum is $250 fine, $48

community service, but you were a smart ass too. It would be a thousand. Yeah. And then it'll be a month. And originally the officer has your own report that you were standing on the yellow line, which is against the train rules. So we're going to throw you in jail for that too. so again we go back let's go back take this back you bring up a great point on the de-escalation we've covered this before on this program because once again i want to reiterate no other program back to the police officers and it is more police pro-police officer than this episode and the whole entire show actually i mean i love the police so much i can't make up my mind how much i'm for them but no one de-escalates we had an attorney

in studio talking about the de-escalation process that they train. Police departments bring them in to train police officers on how to de-escalate situations. And he even said it's difficult because the police officers know that it's not real life and that they have to go through the motions to, you know, still keep their police credentials. Sure, that's a thing. And so the classes, they're not really, you hope that they're paying attention and they grasp some of it. But obviously some of them are not. Because at some point in this situation, doesn't the police officers say, okay, look, it's, now I will say, very difficult here at what we're seeing on tape because he doesn't show any signs of just.

just wanting to be done with it. He's showing, I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm going to hop on my train. Stop pulling on my bag. I just want to get out of here. We're filming. I'm better than you. Leave me alone.

Well, no. You really did start off doing something wrong. And I wish we could see the police officer come up to him and say, yeah, what are you doing? Yeah, bro, what's you doing? Say, say, what's you doing? You know you're not supposed to be eating on the platform, man? Throw that thing out. Because I feel like he probably didn't say that.

I feel like that police officer would originally make the situation worse just by his approach. Well, yeah, it's a white police officer approaching what it looks like to be a brown slash not white person. So you're going to, you're the one that's going to make it racial. Yes. Wow. and wearing a hat backwards, that's not very white. And a purple. We've never seen white people wear hats backwards.

And a purple backpack is not also white. Yeah, that one I might be very with you. But there has to be some sort of de-escalation. And the de-escalation actually was at the end, right? They arrested them. They take them out to the car or they call the other. Are you cool off now? You calm down.

You don't do something wrong. here's your citation. I'm not going to take you to jail, douche. You've already missed your train. You're going to have to catch a light one. You're going to be late for wherever you were going. Going to work. Remember?

He's going to work. He's going to work. He's going to work. Yeah. Right. And so, you know, you're going to be late for work. Explain to them why you're late. You did not just say that.

Okay. Because in the Trump economy, that's not true. Oh my gosh. Remember a week or so ago when the officers, had arrested the son of El Chapo. What's his name again? Joaquina Chivaldo or something said that. I hate to interrupt, you know,

your game playing on your phone on Veterans Day. So, you know, I know you're busy. You're in the middle of, you know, trying to get extra points. Joaquina Chivaldo, Guzman Loera. And I hope you lost that game that you were playing. I did. Holy cow.

It's called bricks and balls. You made my balls drop. Good. It's upsetting. Good. So, anyway, they arrest them, right? Remember, we saw the footage of then the gang shows up with the 50 cows in the back of their pickup trucks and they just start shooting up the neighborhood.

And finally the government said, oh, just let them go. Just let them go. People's lives are at stake. It's important. It's important. And they let them go. So now This past couple of days

The police officer Who arrest originally arrested El Chapo's son The son of Joaquin Achivaldo Guzman Loera There's video Of the police officer

Pulling up into a parking space Right up behind him Comes another convertible guy With guys in masks and guns And they shoot him He's dead now it's so sad you tell me who's running that country

and it wasn't like it wasn't like the guy here in South Lake Texas in Town Square where he was sitting in his car waiting for his family in South Lake Town Center and they just was a lawyer right they walked well he had the bean counter lawyer and they walked up to

the SUV boom to the head and walked away right and that was in South Lake Town Center done okay so now but in Mexico I apparently in Mexico, and I could be wrong about this, but it appears to me that in Mexico, when you shoot someone in a town square parking lot,

uh, equal to one bullet is, okay, you're about 149 short. Wait, what? I actually about him 139 short. They shot him 150 times.

That shows Mexicans, man. They're tough. I mean to tell you. Do you think he might be? No, it didn't keep shooting. I mean, you're back to Grady Judd. Yeah. You're back to Grady Judd in Polk County, Florida.

Why'd your deputies use so many bullets? It's all they had. I mean, okay. At least, I mean, I feel lucky now being in Texas. They're coming to get me, it's only going to be one bullet. You're good. They're going to scare the whole town center. I mean, holy cow.

So what are you telling me that Joaquina and Shivado, goes by a little bit of Junior called this hit? No. No. And I am, and I am so mad right now that people are thinking that. Can you read between the lines then? Like we open the show with reading between the lines. Sure.

Okay. Let me read between the lines for you, okay? The people want to get El Chapo Jr. and El Chapo so bad that the only way they could do it is to kill police officers and make it look like they did it. It's an ugly world, Chris. It's an ugly, ugly world. Wait, are you trying to get money out of this?

Okay, that's a good one. I'll definitely will cut this and send it to Joaquin Achivalo Gwomenuio Jr. Because... Yes. Sounds good. Yes, it does. You could be the face of the campaign. Ooh.

Ah, man, look at the time, Elle. I love to, but... Don't say, sir, signor, helpanos. whatever you need, whatever you need, whenever you need it. I mean, right? That's where Mexico is right now. Whatever you need, wherever you need it. And there's been plenty of police officers lose their lives horribly

over trying to stand up to the cartels. I don't have an answer. I do. Oh, here we go. That's in the military. Nope. Just let them run it. I don't know.

instead of pretending that they're not. Yeah. Instead of trying to pretend that they're not. Because obviously we know they are. They just send a freaking squad to kill this one sheriff. Instead of pretending that they're that they're not in charge,

things get lost in translation. I mean, we'll be at war in a week if we let them in charge them. Because they'll just say this is the way it is. Now. And that's when Trump sends the military.

That's what will happen. I don't know. I just need an excuse for Trump to be like, okay, adios, amigos. I know. They would kill the Mormon family, and I thought that was going to take the red line a little bit more further. But obviously, he didn't happen. You know. What do you do that?

I've got. What do you mean? So do you try. Okay. Do you do it again? I'm being down to Trump. You know. Yeah, but he's not drunk, though.

He looked like a drunker. You know, what I could do for you. Mexico. I got plenty of military bases close by. We can come down and take care of it for you. Oh, no, signor. No, everything's fine. Everything's fine, El Trumpo. Not so much, is it? Not so much. In food news. Yes, we were giving you a little food news here on chewing the fat. It's one of the reasons you should tell your friends to subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Just go to the blaze.com slash podcast and oh my gosh click on chewing the fat and we give you a plethora platforms to subscribe and if you do it through the apple iTunes world you can rate and review

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Carmel coconut Oreo. Maybe. Maybe it might be good. I like caramel. And I like coconut. I don't know that I like them together with Oreo, but, you know, give it a shot. Wait, you said no to food?

I'm not saying no. I just said maybe. I said maybe that it would be good or not. I'm going to try it. Hello, it's caramel coconut Oreo cookies. But I don't know that I like the caramel and I like the coconut and I like the Oreos. I just don't know how that go together.

Gotcha. Gotcha. Marchmallow Oreos? Hello. I am all in on that. Yeah. 100%. Another thing makes me happy that I have a Sam's Club membership.

Who does it? Everybody has. No, everyone does it. It's funny that you say that, but everyone does. doesn't have a Sam's Club membership. A lot of people prefer Costco. I don't have neither. So can I borrow yours?

Sure. Yeah, yeah, just pick it out. Oh, I don't bring it with me today. I'll have to bring it. Can you speak it about your house? Just remind me. Okay. Yeah, you know what?

Yes, you can. Just stop by any time. Anytime you can stop by. They have a new exclusive to Sam's Club. Twix candy pop popcorn. Ooh. I am a fan. Is it a fresh?

Twix. Is it fresh? Well, it's vacuum sealed for freshness. Yes, I mean, they don't have the Twix popcorn machine going out back. If you're going to have a special Sam's Club version of it, then yes, I expect that. I expect the popcorn machine. Yes. Congratulations to Joker, the movie, almost at a billion dollars now.

Wow. No kidding. Congratulations, Waukeem Phoenix. He's going to win. He's going to win. There's no way. There's no way he doesn't win. And to be clear, the show that called it before they called it,

Bois. What's the show Bois? Chewing the fat, my friend. Chewing the fat with Wai. No, with Jeff Fisher. I just want to say MWA again. I mean, almost a billion. And it's not even in China.

If they release... Oh yeah, the Chinese people. They haven't even seen it. Can they see it? Are they allowed to see it? No, not yet. Like, it has to go through the government? It's got to go through Vid-A-V-China.

Oh, Vid-China. Yeah. Be careful how you say that. Also... Can't say like three times fast and I get it. Go ahead. Oh, no, don't do that. I'm glad to see you.

Thank you. That's a good one. Oh, my God. That's a good one. Oh, man, I'm using that one. Say vid china three times fast. See what happens. Everybody should stop their car.

Thank you. Everybody should stop their cars right now and say out loud. Ready? Let's go. Vid China, Vid China, Vid China. See, I could do it. There's no way in hell that Chris Cruz could do it. Oh, no, I can't.

No, but the second one, it sounded like exactly what I was not saying. Did you realize, ah, this is a bummer too. CBS announces its final season of criminal minds. Have a nice day. It's over. No, that's wrong. In the criminal justice system, there are plenty of TV shows, and criminal minds is not this one.

Well, after the head guy leaves because he slap a couple people on said. Allegedly. True. He was just upset over the script. It's not the same. It hasn't been the same. It hasn't been the same. And plus then Homeboy left, too.

Yep, he did. Homeboy left. The black guy. Yeah. My wife loves him, too. My wife loves him. He's awesome. He's in SWAT now, right?

Yes, he is. He's on CVS SWAT. Yeah, I mean, he's... Which is better for him. He plays a better SWAT guy than a criminal... I mean, he's a good-looking man. Well, he brought a lot of people. And he's a love relationship with the big chick.

Right. Yeah, the Hispanic big chick. He freaking loved it. Penelope. Yeah, yeah, Penelope. Derek Morgan. Baby girl. Yeah, baby girl.

Baby girl. Yes. Derek Morgan. Yes. And... Derek, I mean, as the show, in the early years, Even when they had, what's his face? Aaron Totch.

Well, he's the guy that left. Yes. Jason Gideon. He's the guy that left. Jason Gideon, that was the best one. He left and the new guy came. Rossi, David Rossi. Yes.

And so, he's by the way, our character names for the show. Oh, yeah, this is the character name. Yeah, this is not the actors. Because if I tell you, Shamar Moore. Good looking man. Well, now you know it. But I did like how when Shamar Moore leaves, he plays Derek,

would get Luke Alvese, Adam Rodriguez, you know, a brown guy for a brown guy. And that's when they did. He's a good, I like him too. But he belongs in CSI

where he's supposed to go. He's from CSI. You did not go to criminal minds from CSI. What are you doing with your life? Thank you. And of course the guy that's been there the whole time,

Matthew Greigloor, he's been there forever. Oh, yeah, that's his role. Yeah, Dr. Reed. Yeah. Dr. Reed. Spencer. And AJ, Jennifer?

last season. Wow. And it's a short one too. Well, were we at 22? I don't even think we're at 22. It starts January 7th. January 8th, they give you a two-hour 15th season premiere.

And then January 16th No, check that. January 8th, two-hour season-15th season premiere. Then the next week it moves, they go just to the hour in January 15th and then by February 19th it's over wow two-hour series finale there won't be a dry eye in the house by the way did you see this tweet by Matt Walsh

about the food I'm talking about the Popeye chicken and the Chick-fil-A sandwich no see this tweet okay I hate to say it this Matt Walsh I hate to say it this Matt Walsh I I had to say it, but the Popeye's chicken sandwich is better than Chick-fil-A. I knew he would. I would, I would not be surprised at this. I'm going to go out on the limb here because I haven't tried it yet. Okay. It looks like it's better.

Popeye's went at the king and took his throne. Yeah, it looks like it's better because I, personally, I like the crispy. You do your crispy, uh, breading kind of guy? Yeah. Yeah. And I think that the Popeye's looks like it is. It is all crunchy. Don't look at me like it's all crunchy.

It's all crunchy. If you tell me you've had one and we don't have one in this studio. I had one over the weekend. Download and subscribe to more content at the blaze.com slash podcasts. Okay. I mean the big thing over the weekend, you know, besides football and college football and more on trivia being correct again. In church.

I know you had the big church weekend, right? You were taking care of all the kids of tomorrow. Amen. How'd that go? exhausting. Glad that it's tomorrow? Yes. Handling eight,

15 year old kids, boys. Yeah, it's a lot of trouble. I mean, I love the Jeffie. It was great. Mentoring them. They have my cell phone number now, and they've been texting me since, like, they left yesterday.

Really? Oh, for real? For real. Nonstop. It's like, because they didn't have their phones over the weekend. Oh, wow.

Yeah, no phones at all. Now you're starting to get into a little withdrawal. Oh, yeah, they were. So, like, as soon as on Sunday go, I was like... Why you guys keep looking at your hands? I thought our phone was there. Sorry, go ahead. I was like, on Monday, I mean, on Sunday night, when you get your phones back,

you go to chewing the fat and you download, right? That damn all better be what you said. I don't care what. Someone who were listening, they were like, we didn't know you were that crazy. I'm like, no, that's not me. That's the other guy. They felt like,

Don't call me for mentorship, all right? Yeah, don't call that one. I'll give you some mentorship, no problem. I'm happy to help. You know what? Call me. 888-90-3-33-93, or you can call the Chewing the Fat Hotline. And I believe that we have a date for the CTF dating app.

Yeah, it works. Which has already started. Yeah. I got contacted. The app isn't up and running yet, so we're using it through the email, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Or you could text us at 214-735-9-9-36. Look that amazing.

How he's accepting texts. Only for the CTF. Only for the CCF. Hey, don't tell people they can text now. Or you can text me. If you want to go on a date with our new contestant. Do we have a new contestant? Blake.

Oh, she's old school now. She's already going on day. We need a new one. Oh, we have a new one? What if the date goes and doesn't go the right way? Well, I'm not respond. We have disclaimers. Oh yeah, we do have to write disclaimers.

I am not responsible for the outcome on this. No. Okay. So I guess there's no new. Once the dating app goes up, you, a bachelor level. We are like Facebook and Twitter.

All right, we are not responsible. You got it? Okay. We're just a platform, okay? We're just a platform. There's a platform. 2-14-735-9356.

We're just a platform. No, that's it. I'm not taking responsibility for any of that. So we need a... Mindy. Come on down. No, we did not available, yeah.

No, really? No, that's a shame. So, while you were doing that this weekend, I was... Moving to the new house. Oh, my God. Don't lie to me. You were moving to the new house. I suspect.

I could not get rid of this old house. I could not... It will not leave me. I wish I had the plague. I was going to say you have, like, most of the plagues in the world. I wish I had the plague. the plague, at least you know you're going to die. You get the plague, oh, no.

I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Now, now, I mean, now. Dude again, dude again, dude again, I like it. You get the plague, at least you know, I'm going to die. I have the plague. What's hurting everywhere?

I just seem to shake it. I wish I could. And that's the house. That's this house. Now my old house, I can't shake it. And now they finally, five months pass, I have a new roof on the house.

And this was a F-0 tornado. And so now everyone, don't bring, don't bog me down with the fact. The tornado took most of the roof off my house, period. And the fence. And fencing.

And put, there's a hole in the side of my building. side of my house where fence pose went through the wall. How's that hole? Because it's still there. It's cold. It's still there. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

That's fine. I have the plague of fine. And so now everybody thinks, you know, the neighbors, oh, you guys leave it now. I just remember when they put the roof back up. Yeah. Never mind the four rooms inside the house that are still torn apart and ripped apart. Has the lady said to the nephew yet?

No. No? No, they stay clear. They've stayed clear. although there's another oh say I want to know what happened what happened no not yet I will give you

no it's not too soon I will give you the entire story soon all right because very soon we're going as soon as I'm hands free oh the contract yeah got it got it got it as soon as I'm hands free you get it all you get it all you don't sign an NDA

you're going to make you send an NDA I'm not signing nothing. Okay, nothing. But I watched the big KSI, Logan Paul fight. Yeah. You did? You spent the 20 bucks?

Yeah, the kids wanted to see it. That's 20 bucks. Streaming from DeZone. He got it for a month now. Yeah. When did you get the streaming deal, though? Saturday. That was a fight, right?

Okay, yeah. That's good. Yeah. Because Maximus, my son, was all hot, But he was waiting to get the sign up for the app because if you signed up for the app on Friday, you were able to, you got a month, remember unless you bought the season pass for a year.

But if you just got the month for 20 bucks so you can see this fight, you still get the heavyweight fight in December. On the zone. Who's fighting? The two heavyweight fighters are fighting in Saudi Arabia. Oh, okay. Not the Saudi Arabia.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, got it, got it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll be watching that. Yeah, you'll have that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, so he was, we were,

he was all worried about now. He was had a big deal out at the racetrack for scouting this weekend. He was all worried about not being able to see it and ended up seeing it with a bunch of people out there. It was really fun. And I ended up watching it again. Because it was all excited, six rounds, Logan Paul and KSI. And if you haven't seen it,

this is going to be a spoiler alert for you, okay? KSI wins. split decision, KSI wins. It was unbelievable. I was so disappointed. I thought for sure Logan Paul was going to win. And to be honest,

I feel like Logan Paul should have done much better. And had he, I feel like he wasn't, he had trained for the fight, but there were plenty of times during the fight when he should have had that killer instinct. And I feel that he doesn't have that boxing killer instinct. And that's what you need.

And so, you know, I know that they went off on this is the professional fight for both of them. And they're finally, you know, they're both considered professional fighters now. But, and not really. Not so much. They're YouTube stars. They're Internet sensations. And bless their hearts.

It's their second fight. They had a two-fight deal. They sold out arena in the United Kingdom. They come back to the U.S. and sell out the arena of the Staples Center in L.A. they signed the million multi-million streaming deal. The first one was pay-per-view on YouTube. This one is on DeZone, which is, that was a good deal for DeZone,

because they're trying to bring boxing back and trying to make it big. So they brought on... Yes, and the undercards were all real fighters. I know I got it. I just said Logan and KSIR are professional fighters now. They use the right-sized gloves, and they didn't wear the head gear.

So they're boxing. They're boxers now, but not really. They did that when the first one? No. No, the first one, the first one they had bigger gloves and headgear. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

On this one, they didn't have none of that. This one they wanted to be, you know, professional fighters, which they are. Technically they are. They got paid. They're in the ring. No. They're using professional gloves. They're not going with headgear and they're being paid.

That's a professional fighter. Yeah, but they're not really boxers. And I know that they did a good job and they trained hard and they looked good, but there was several times when I, I felt like Logo should have had that killer instinct and gone for the attack. And he did. He did a couple of times because he shook him off. Not enough.

He made him old dizzy a couple of times. They sent him to the corner. Well, the one time he got deducted points for that last little tag on the top of the back of the head. You can't do that. You can't hit behind it. But it really was in the heat of the battle. It should not have been two points. The referee, I think the referee had it out for Logan Paul the entire fight.

I watched that. I thought. So all you KSI fans, you can be mad at me. But he won. Good for him. That's what I'm saying. These two guys, Internet sensations, they're selling out both arenas in both countries.

They're a million-dollar streaming deals. They've got all kinds of fans there. The Beebe was there. Justin Bieber, he called me, told me he was going to be there. He left the wife home. Haley was just hanging out. She didn't want to go to the boxing match. And our girls were there showing their breasts for breast cancer awareness.

I mean, it's America. That's what makes the world go right? I know, capitalism. Our girls. Our girls were there. Julio Rose and Lauren Summer. They were there. Raising awareness of breast cancer issues.

Anybody else on the crowd? Bebes was there? I told me. He left the wife all bad. Who else? Who else was in the crowd? And the rest of a plethora. Yeah.

Like Wiz Khalifa and his girlfriend was there. And Wiz was there. I saw Wiz look like he was puffing on a joint. He made the try for the camera there. It was really fun. Tyrone Woodley. I love Tyrone Woodley. He looked good, smiling.

That baby. That baby was there. I saw that baby. Ed Sharon. Ed Sheareran was there. He loves him. I know, well, he's in the United Kingdom. He's there for KSI.

It was boy. And D. Seiner was there, too. Oh, I didn't, what? You didn't know? What? Dan Bill Zerian was there? I saw that.

Oh, he saw that. And, come on, sorry. I saved the best for last. Tena Montego. I am so embarrassed. I did mention that because that was one of my favorite parts of the night. When the camera brushed past Tena. and there's tenna and then it was gone

and I was like oh man come on go back to tenna where are you at yeah no they did you know who that one is right tenet is the one that refuses you know to refund for the wedding between Jake Paul and

Tenna Malaga laughing or how Tenna was the one that also said you know what Kaylee what about your pregnancy right right now. I'm so mad at you right now because you're talking to me like I don't know that. And nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody knows tana better than me. Nobody supports tennah more than this show.

Nobody supports tenned more than this show. Look it was stupid. You watched it all all the young dangleberries in America and I say this. I sound like a grandpa saying this, but all the young dangleberries in America were all about this. That's all they wanted to talk about. That's all they want to talk about. It's all they wanted to watch. They were looking forward to it. It was a big deal. And they were happy that it was 30 minutes late because our church ran a little bit longer. It was a big deal. You know, my son had the big scouting thing he had to take, he was out at,

and he thought he was going to have to miss it. And watching it was really bummed. I thought he graduated already. Like, what is this? He was out there teaching. Oh, okay. He's an Eagle Scout. He's still part of the scouting.

I thought you're done. Order the arrow and stuff. No. No. He sounds so happy about this. It's a good thing, and scouting is wonderful. So there's that. No, he's not, I mean, he's out there teaching,

and he was out there all day at the big campery at the motor speedway, but he thought he's going to miss it. So he says he gets to the end of the day, this is his story. He's in the building, too. I should get him in to tell the story, but never mind. I already heard him talk on co-hosting on Talking Walking Dead this morning. Which is up.

So, which is already up, enjoy it. You got two boobs today. And when you hear the second, you'll know that chewing the fat is up. If you don't want to listen to Talking Walking Dead, that's fine. Just download it and delete it. That's part of the service we give you for subscribing to chewing the fat.

You're welcome. So he said that he came up and he was, his phone was dead. He didn't have his charge of it. And he was like, I'm going to miss the five of his life. He's outside, how he's going to charge it? So, well, in the main bathrooms at the racetrack where the cabri is,

they've got plugs, right? Electricity. So he goes into the bathroom and these guys, these other kids are charging their phones in the bathroom. Oh, they're winning for the fight too. No. No. They were charging their phones.

And Max goes, hey, you think I could steal your charger for a few minutes to charge my phone? And they were like, oh, I don't know. I don't know if we have enough charged. And he was going, oh, whatever. I just wanted to watch the fight. you have access to the fight? Yeah, I just, my phone's going to die.

I'm not going to be able to watch it. Here you go, charger, plugged it in. He was charging his phone. They all stood around and watched the fight. In the bathroom. Yeah. I mean, it's just, but again, that's what they, I mean, you got the access to the fight?

Heck yeah, plug this bad boy in, let's go. Pretty amazing. Pretty amazing. Those guys were, I mean, it was a huge thing this weekend. Trending, huge fight. And by the way, Logan. Congratulations at KSI, but you disappointed me, my friend. Disappointed me.

Learn to box. Learn to box. Even I, in my boxing in a golden-gloved career, I could give you a few pointers in the ring. You know, that's, uh, ever tell you about my boxing career? I don't know why you don't want to hear it again.