Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 246 | Drug Codenames, Chrissy Teigen Gets SLAMMED! on Twitter, & CTF Union

Episode Date: November 12, 2019

Don't worry about getting your drugs the usual way... Looks like if you order this special item at a McDonald's you might get an item you didn't want. Chrissy Teigen got into trouble on twitter for showing her privilege via tweets. Waffle House needs to rethink it's statement towards customers helping and this is why CTF started a NEW union that represents EVERYONE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And now, a Blaze Media podcast. How about you turn on your microphone? Here we go. Let's try that again. And three, two. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Again, you turn off your microphone. Like, what are you doing?

Is this your first time in radio? Okay, okay, got it. And three, two, one. And now, a Blaze Media podcast. Oh, my gosh. Gosh, it is a Blaze Media podcast. Amazing. Chewing the fat with yours truly, Jeff Fisher.

Thank you so much for coming along for the ride today. This is going to be something that I'm going to start doing from now on, but you probably should. When you go through a drive-thru, specifically, say, a McDonald's, don't order light ice extra lemon. Oh, no, no. Because if you're in Hilton Head and you're on vacation, that means you're getting pot in your tea.

You're getting bags of potter your tea. Right? I mean, how many bags are we getting? Thanks, dude. Nuggets, too. Appreciate it. I'm loving it, man. Okay, so the guy goes through the drive-thru and he says,

yeah, I want, he places his order, and he also ordered sweet tea, light ice, extra lemon. and the drive-thru guy says extra lemon he goes yeah extra lemon so goes up to the window gets his order

so the extra lemon is three bags of pot in the tea three baggies a pot in the tea like inside the cup inside the cup with the liquid but in the baggies though oh the baggies

oh okay okay since he doesn't know that's the code language for the three bags of pot that have been prepaid for by someone right because hello right someone got ripped off someone's shorted pot because he paid regular price for all the food because the pot had already been paid for right

I'll just show up I'll get the pot from you and I'll say you know sweet tea light ice extra lemon and you just put the baggies in the tea we're good and I get out of there so and nobody's the wiser except the vacation boy ordered it first so he said he's

he's poking it around he really wasn't on vacation he works there. He was at his office. And he's poking around with this straw and apparently the straw breaks one of the baggies and so he's got, now he's got sweet tea with pot. An extra lemon. An extra lemon. Getting high at work. And he's all worried. I called my dad. Oh, shut up. I called your dad. I feel like I'm high. I don't know

what to happen. Okay. Right. So you tell me this was his first time encountering, marijuana. If you think for one second, I'm not driving through McDonald's drive-thru is asking for light and extra lemon. Sweet tea, light ice and extra lemon from now on, I mean, it's worth a shot.

Hi, this is Stubergear. Make sure you subscribe to Chew in the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Anywhere you listen to podcasts, please don't tell him I told you to do that. Wow. Where did that come from? Is he trying to suck up to me for something?

He cares. He cares. He cares about your podcast. Does he? Does he? Yeah. He's trying to suck up to me for something. He just promoted it. What did he say? I didn't hear it. Make sure you subscribe to Chew in the Fat with Jeff Fisher.

Anywhere you listen to podcasts, please don't tell him. I told you to do that. Oh my gosh. I mean, that's almost like he, I almost believed him. Did you believe him? No, but I mean, I said I almost did. He gives and gives. He does he?

Yes. Does he? Does he? He just gave you a 7.5 second, you know, shout out. Uh-huh. Gee, thanks. if he thinks I'm going to promote something of his, he is sadly mistaken.

I'll tell you that. That's not happening. Wait, you feel like this is something? It is. There's something coming. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. It's like if I order sweet tea, light ice and extra lemon,

I expect to get pot. Okay. So when I hear him... Hi, this is Stubergear. Make sure you subscribe to Chew in the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Anywhere you listen to podcasts, please don't tell him I told you to do that. There's something coming.

I can feel it. Feel it. So I was looking at some of the other places that over the, you know, in the recent past that have been busted for selling pot, other fast food places. Oh, nice. So more cornice. So the Taco Bell, a Carolina man was arrested. It was telling marijuana from a Taco Bell.

New Hampshire Burger King. Two workers were charged with selling pot when you ordered fries extra crispy at the drive-thru. Come on, man. So what did you use extra stuff? Well, if you were asked for the, if you went up to the drive-thru, like, well, a burger, I'm going to help you. to help you. Nasty boy fries extra crispy got your bag of pot.

Nice. But see, this was a little bit different. The sweet tea and ice, that had already been paid for, because the guy just paid regular price for all the food. That was the scam. Right? You buy the pot early, so there's no transaction going on at the window. I mean, the transactions at the window are real transactions. Yeah, yeah. I just

order a sweet tea with extra light lemon, something like that. Yeah. And you put, you know, the pot is the thing. Yeah, exactly. Which, by the way, I have a question because I'm writing and all these code names. It's nasty boy, nasty B-O-Y? Yes. Or nasty B-O-I? Or is there like... No, nasty boy. The story, it's nasty boy B-O-I.

B-O-I. Okay, thank you. And then fries extra crispy. In 2015, nine McDonald's employees were fired in France after allegations, right? Cutting up weed, weighing it and bagging it at the salad bar. Come on. Be respectful. You're going to sell at least respect to people that don't want to get high.

And so reverse situation in Florida last year, man, as we tried to pay for his McDonald's order with a bag of weed. Well, yeah, that's the other way. That's training. Wait, you're telling me that weed does not hold any monetary value? Absolutely. Because it does. It does.

If I'm working at McDonald's, and a guy comes in with a bag of weed and says he needs something to eat, he's getting food. Absolutely. He's getting food. I'm sorry. I'm not turning him away. I would expect now McDonald's to have, you know,

$5.99 for a big. or two and a half bags of weed. Oh, that's expensive. Oh, it is? Okay, a bag. I think are the bags. Eight ounces. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Does he show that like, I don't know anything about drugs? It sure does. Okay. But seriously, if you're working at McDonald's, and the guy comes in. Well, I'll be scared that that's a cop. And a cop is trying to like get me get drugs. so I will say no.

Okay, here's what you do. Then I bring someone like, hey, my friend Jeffrey, he's working the grill. I'll have him. Hey, nasty boy. Extra crispy fries. Come here. Here's what you do.

Like, really, if you're working at McDonald's, the guy says, hey, I want something to eat, all I guts is weed. Can I trade you? I mean, you're just going to give the guy the food, right? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want?

Yes, I'll give him the food. I don't want to take your pot. And you give him the food. Yes. I hope that he just slides the pot across the counter. No, see, see, you had me, you had me. As a thank, okay, here, thank you. So then you know he's not a cop.

See, but now I'm in possession of marijuana. Eh. No, eh, no, eh. I'm in possession of jail. Oh, never. A couple baggies. They're not throwing you in jail for that. So now we're having baggies.

They're not throwing you in jail for that. You're just not. Okay. You're just not doing it. I don't want to ruin my record? It's a little pot. I have a good record. Who doesn't?

Who among us? You don't have a record. You have a bad record. You have a rap sheet, I believe. He's not for rapping. Yeah. Tempa, tempa. A couple things happen here and there.

Right, right, yeah. Falsely accused of stuff. Falsy accused? Yeah, you know how it happens. Possession? You know how it happens. Intent? You know how it happens.

You know, that's a funny thing. When you have, when you're found with stuff on you and they automatically think it's intent to sell. Yeah. That's a little, a little sardening. Your Honor, I was just going to have the two pounds of cocaine for myself. Thank you. There's no intent. I literally go through two pounds of cocaine a week.

Thank you. Look at my nose. It's all cracked up and bloody. In my throat from smoking it. Look. That's a good defense. I thought so. I was wrong.

So yesterday we talked about the, uh, incident in San Francisco on the Bay Area Rapid Transit system on their dock, I'm sorry, their platform, where the guy's sandwich and he got arrested and, but he didn't really get arrested. They just took him to the car,

and he's going to have to go before a judge, and he's got to see all this. Now, the chief of the Bay Area Rapid Transit Police apologizes. I would throw,

a hissy fit if I were if I were his police officers. If I were as officers underneath him, I would be so angry right now. The chief of the Bay Area Rappertantan system has apologized to a man who was detained for eating a sandwich on a platform last week in an incident that was captured

on video and went viral. Sparking protests. He was cited and released because of a law and he was being a dick to the police officer. And because, Again, we covered it yesterday.

We've got a whole de-escalation process thing happening that our officers need to be trained in. We should get that attorney back on that we had on that trains police officers in de-escalation. Because this is turning into a big thing. There's so many times when that training is going to come in and work. And we see it all the time. Now, look, maybe it does. Maybe I don't need to talk to the guy. Maybe it does.

because the only ones we see are the ones that don't work, right? And we know that police have interactions with other humans every day that don't get filmed. I mean, those are the police officers that we support more than any others here on the show. No one supports the police officers more than this program. But for the head guy to apologize to this guy is really agonizing. Really agonizing. It shows that they were wrong.

and they're out on the platforms doing what they're supposed to be doing. I didn't say anything about it being right or wrong, dumb or smart, any of that. It's just that you're not supposed to eat on the platforms. That's the law. And we said yesterday that I'm sure that the cop did not even want to arrest him and cite him.

He just wanted to say, dude. And he had his, I mean, that's just, he had his, he had his hat turned backwards and he was just kind of hanging on the platform as a police officer and he was saying, dude, you know, you're not supposed to be eating on the platform. Your dog, don't be eating on the platform.

But the guy was a jerk to him. So he had to turn his hat back around and looked like the average white police officer then and say you're being detained, you're breaking the law. And don't be trying to pull away from me. I'm going to be grabbing your bag here because you're pulling away from me

and that's not going to happen. You're not going to be jumping on this train and having me chasing you down the tracks. We're staying right here because you're being arrested. because you're being a jerk about eating your food, saying, I'm just eating my food, and you continue to eat it in front of his face.

Instead of walking back inside or throwing it in the trash, knowing that it's a law. It's not the point on the platform to argue the smartness, the brains behind this stupid law. But to have the boss apologize, I would be really angry. I keep seeing all this that no one has to, the police is back.

Right. Even the head police, even the chief of police. Where's sheriff? I want to quote Dana Lash. Never bend the knee to the rage mob ever.

I think she stole that quote for me to be honest. But she tweeted it and has it pinned as a tweet on her Twitter account. She does? Whatever. So she takes credit. Whatever.

She can have credit. That's going to be the next. That's going to be on the final season of criminal minds. They better. The final season better have my quote. I, oh, I'm going to be so angry if all those years of criminal minds doesn't use my quote. And remind us again?

So pissed. No, I'm not going to say it now because I don't want to spoil it. Okay. But in February at the end of Criminal Minds, unless that season, unless that series finale doesn't use my quote, I'm done with them. done. I'm not even going to watch the reruns. I don't care. 15 years of 15 years.

I think that would he got you. 15 years of syndication. Nope. Not doing it. Not doing it. All right. So talking about never bending a knee to the rage mob ever.

Again, quoting Dana Lash. I think she stole it from me again. I'm pretty sure she did. But, you know, again, she tweeted it and pinned it so she can have credit. Chrissy Teigen, who we were talking about the other day, as a matter of fact, because her husband, John Legend, Mr. Egot winner,

and his new baby it's cold outside version, which is agonizing. Which is doing great. It's topping the charts. Oh, it has bullets and everything, Jeff. Really? Yes. Because I could think of some bullets I'd like for it, but not the bullets that are on the charts. Are you serious?

No. Okay, good. Because, oh, my God. Actually, read the story because now I feel like we need to check that out. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay, so she,

Chrissy Teigen, the great supermodel with her children, married to John Legend, Egot winner. Her lifestyle is on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook for the world to see and has been for a long time.

Make no mistake. She's never been one of you. Okay? She may have started off as one of you or one of us. She may have started off like that. but for the past, say, 20 years? No, her lifestyle is a pretty freaking good lifestyle.

Okay? Which, okay, good for her. Good for her. So she tweets out on the Chrissy Tegan Twitter account. And this was her Twitter account, right? Because she's used these big Instagrammer, so I'm not, I'm not sure that I even, I know I follow her on Instagram, which I have known.

We talked about us. We were talking about the other day, right? Because I don't know why I still follow her because she drives me insane. Yeah. And you know why she drives me insane? Because she's Christy Teigen. And she's living this life of privilege and I'm supposed to, you know, I'm okay with it. But I don't need to see it.

Her living a life of privilege only affects me when I see it on Instagram and I say, damn it. How come I'm not living like that? Thank you. So I don't want to see it. Amazingly, that's what you can do on the internet. Wait, what? Yeah.

You could decide not to look at things. No, but it's right there. I have to look at it. No, you don't. You don't. Because I can unfollow her and then I won't see what she posts. I'm going to see it every time. I'll only see it if someone I follow repost what she follows.

And you know, I'm okay with that. Amazing how that works. It's a whole kind of social media internet thing how that works. I think you're doing social media wrong. Really? I think you are. Okay. Okay.

So she tweets out, my mom treats her AirPods like they're disposable. Now, stop for a second. Her mom is in a lot of her Instagram videos and a lot of her Twitter videos in her TV. Yeah. And she, you know, she's, uh, and she's not an old, old, you know, like you think of, you know, an 800 year old. Not you.

Yeah, she's not as old as me. Not even close. Because I, you could look it up. I don't know how old Chrissy Teigen's mom is probably 63. Chrissy Teague's mom. I'm going to be, and she's probably going to be like 55 because Tegan isn't that old, but she's been, because she's been a super model for, you know, a long time. Please hold while we look up how old Chrissy Tegan is.

Chris does not know how to use a search engine. Do you want Chrissy Tegan or you want the mom? Oh, Jesus, just look up to that. She was born in 85, so she's 30-something. I want them all. Chrisie. Chris is 30-something. Yeah, so mom could be in her 50s.

Yes, let's go with that. No, just click on her name at the Chrissy Tegan bio there. Brickett up. That's how it works. Okay, keep talking. That's how it works. I know that's how it works. I'm clicking on her name and it does not give me anything, okay?

You must be using an Apple product. I'm not using an Apple product, you know? I know her name, Vilaeuk-Tegan. I don't think that's the way Christy says it, but it sounds good to me. It's fine. Come on, how old is she? You're killing me. I just want to say that.

No, I won't say that. No, I won't say that. No, because that would be a lie, and I don't want to lie to you. We don't lie. this podcast ever. Let's just say 50, Jeffrey. Because I cannot find it. It doesn't say anything. It says that she was divorced and she's divorced. I have her birthday as 12 December, but I don't have an age. I don't have a year. Oh my gosh. She gets birthday's all over the freaking place. It's internet. Internet. Internet. Internet. Internet.

La Luca. What did you say? How does you pronounce it? See, it's right there says. Villalook. Tegan celebrates her birthday on December 12. She has not revealed her birthday. Yes. Oh, she's like me then. So she is like you. Yeah. So she must be the same as you then.

You're both ashamed of your age. 155. You're both a shame of your age. Oh, that's not the... You're both a shame of your age. Oh, that's not the way of work. Yes. She was born in...

Oh, that's 1609. so she's pretty old she's pretty old that before after you 60 don't I yeah that's a pretty good year does that tell you anything um

back to Chris my god stupid so dumb so she tweets my mom treats her AirPods like they're disposable buys a few a month

she says they would be easier to not lose if they had a cord it's just a stupid tweet right mom's treating the AirPods like they're disposable. She's worth $26 million. So I think she could buy a couple. And that's just her. Yeah, that's not hubby.

That's mom. Oh my gosh. So she, Chrissy never was one of us ever. Ever. She's lived that life of privilege for her ever. Yeah, mom is worth $26 million. Mom didn't get worth $26.

Maybe she's used and abused. She's hoaring out Chrissy for years. She's made the money. I mean, I don't know where she's going. got her money from. But Chrissy's made a fortune modeling and and sponsorships. And John Legend isn't walking around with tape shoes. Wait, what? No. Yeah, no. He's not got, he doesn't have duct tape shoes. Are you sure? Yes. He's positive. Okay. Positive. All right. So, uh, I mean, yeah, they're, they're both pretty darn good. So she's never been one of us. Now, we like her and she's a

All the celebrities that we like are not, you know, they're, we're happy they're celebrities. They're living a life of grandeur. Good for them. We've, America used to want to do that. See them? I want to be them. Not I hate them for it.

I want to be them. If I work hard to do that, I could do that. Not I want to take it from them. Because I don't want to have to work hard, but I still want what they have. so she got hammered by the AOC crowd it's not I say the AOC crowd because they're the socialist communist communist want a revolution

the media mob jealous the rage mob the rage mob never never bend the rage mob Dana Lash Dana Lazz for now it's on her Twitter account she's been to So I can't even read the tweets

What you mean? There's a bunch of them I can't Like for example Riley says That has horrifying implication For the environment If this is how rich people treat electronics Dear Riley Shut up

That should be her reply Next I'll reply for Christi Okay you're going to reply for Chrissy Okay jester from State University Graduate C-1999 Been working since I was 18. I went back to my most prosperous year, 2014.

I earned $7,573 with one penny. What are you doing? He says rounding down 149 times 3, which 149 is the value of the AirPods times 3, which is 3 a month, times 12. Your mom spends about 70% of my most prosperous years earning on AirPods, gross no no no no it's gross no her mom spends a 70% of equal to what you earn not what you earn because he didn't use your money okay amazing she didn't use your money whether mom buys those AirPods or not you still only have 7500 and 73 dollars and one penny in your most prosperous year and by the way if you've been working since you were 18 this is

what, 2014, so you're what, 23, 24 years old? Yeah. And you're only making $7,500, $73. And one penny, don't forget the penny. What are you doing? Don't forget the penny. What are you doing? You elitist, so you support the eliteism.

You can earn that. Are you kidding? You support. You go to work at Taco Bell and work 12 hours a day and make more than that. Oh, thank you for saying that because Amy, she has a dental work that would never be fixed, works 10 to 12 hours a day No money if she's sick Maybe two days off a month

I'm worried I and my daughter Might end up homeless Good job for your mom for throwing away Months worth of food But she didn't But she did She's not responsible For you

Her earnings and what she does with it have nothing to do with you. And by the way, if you were to go to work for, I don't know, the company that make AirPods, you'd be thankful that she's throwing them away because you'd have more AirPods to make. Well, Chris, I apologized because... Of course you did. So here is Face 1 Apology.

Of course she did. Because she's bending the knee. So first... She realizes, oh my God. Oh, my God. I piss some people off. And this is a good way around it, kind of, if you're going to try to bend the knee,

you just want to, you know, like you know she's sitting in front of the fireplace looking at these mentions. You know she is. Took her 24 hours. Because she's smart. I'll give her some credit there. 24 hours, Jeffie.

Because she's like, I can't respond to this. I can't respond to this. You're right. You shouldn't have. You shouldn't have. But she did. Oh, man. I haven't checked my mentions for a bit.

I didn't realize how many people were super pissed off about this. It was meant as a joke, an exaggeration in parentheses, about how my mom doesn't realize AirPods or with a cord or headphones, but it came across a super tone deaf and icky. Yeah, and Jane was all about that. Jane saw right through that lie because Jane on Twitter says, I doubt this was an exaggeration. You're becoming more or more unrelatable and a lot less funny. Are you? Are you?

And then we also get from Jane at LMNOP. Oh, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. Yeah, it's cute. It's cute. But nobody knows what that means since we have to change that song.

We've changed the song. So figure it out, Jane at LMNOP spelled out agonizing. What else is she said? She says No, well, Jenny's done, but we got Queen Antifa saying a little bit saying, redistribute your wealth. Oh.

That sounds like the AOC Bernie. Distribute your wealth. Well, it does sound like AOC, Bernie, and Elizabeth Warren, doesn't it? And by the way, here comes apology number two, Jeffie. Well, here's the thing. Her redistputing her wealth would have anything to do with you?

you. Doesn't have anything. You think you're going to get an AirPod or your teeth fix with Chrissy Teigen money? No, you're not. Good luck, God bless. She's not responsible. You are responsible for you.

But, again, she's looking at her mentions. Feeling bad. Oh, my God. I've got Instagram sponsors I need to worry about. I've got Twitter sponsors I need to worry about. John Legend, my husband's the EGOT winner, and he's got new album coming out,

and we've got to promote that. And my kids, and I've got to do this, and I've got to talk about modeling, and I've got to take another picture for Instagram with my legs up in the air, getting shaved and relaxing for my modeling shoot. So, this one was, this was an apology number two.

I promise. I will not always say the right thing and the right way, but I also promise, I hate disappointing or pissing you guys off. I'm sorry, and I will do better to not be such an ass. Okay, that's number two. All right? She started digging.

with number one, she bent the knee to the rage mob with number one and it wasn't good enough because it's never good enough. No, Jane saw right through it. It's never enough. And Queen Antifa also saw right through it too. Yeah, at Frank, at Franz Kifka. What do you call me? At Franz Kifka, bless you. I dare you. Bless you. Don't be blessing me with that. No, at Franz Kifka. Bless you. He can't take at Franz Kifka, so he's just going to call himself Queen and Okay, thank you. Good, thank you. Well, you know, it's funny because that last, you know, that second apology, I felt

like she lit it all out in her heart there. Hugh, Hugh Acheson. So I write through that one too. Oh, no. He did. He goes, the only thing I will say. And I ain't trying to shame is that I recently listened to a T-shirt, tell a story about poverty-level high schoolers,

cutting cords off a corded apple headphones to look like they were wearing AirPods broke my heart hashtag high school sucks hashtag poverty sucks ugh

ugh what does what does Christy Tegan has to say about that agonizing I don't even want to talk seriously I'm ready to explode of course you don't because you know Hillary

Hillary Arbro it makes me insane that this go ahead Hillary our girl saw right through that last

second apology and says it's not about how you said it Chrissy it's the fact that some people are starving

while others can treat a hundred and fifty dollar air pods as is possible I love you Chrissy but seriously

stop pretending this is about tone and start campaigning for wealth redistribution. Yeah. How about that?

Yeah. How about that? So, stop it. Chrissie has nothing to say about that. She has nothing to say. She has nothing to say. Boss on your court, yo. Of course, she does, though. Oh, she does? She does, because she's dug two holes now and it's still not good enough.

So now we've got to do a third hole? She's bent the knee twice and it's still not good enough. Can we even see her now? No, barely. Barely. She's got her, if you know one of the shots she's famous for her as modeling, She's laying back getting legs shaved and waxed for us with them up in the air. That's how we see it.

Oh, that's how we do see legs up. Yeah, we see her in the hole with the legs up. You keep saying this as if my husband and I don't do anything for society and it's really disheartening. It was a, see, this is a tough one. It's a tough one. I want to just stop here before I finish this third apology because, really, they live a life of luxury. They travel the world. And good for them.

They travel the globe. They say them with their kids everywhere. Her life is posted on the internet, and that's what it is. A life of luxury. It's part of her thing. She shouldn't have to be apologizing for it. Her living that life has nothing to do with you not being able to get dental work. Sorry, just doesn't.

I got back to apology number three. I'll start from the beginning. You keep saying this as if my husband and I don't do anything for society, and it's really disheartening. It was a comment, a joke, a dumb one at that. That I'm sorry for. I hope we have done and continue to do things that contribute more than a dumb tweet again.

I apologize. Well, I would like to comment on that and say, I hope you've done more than that as well, Chrissy. I don't see it. I mean, I don't, maybe, maybe you serve turkey at a homeless shelter on things. Thanksgiving, but I don't think so. She better be this year.

Because you're busy showing us how to cook and eat right in your kitchen with the Chrissy Teigen diet plan. Oh, yeah. So, not that I follow her on Instagram or anything. But I'm just saying, she's big on, you know, she's big on the healthy eating and, ugh, it's agonizing. Just cook a steak. But my point is, never bend the knee.

again three apologies for a stupid Twitter for a stupid tweet that was just a joke she's joking about her mom throwing AirPods away we don't even know if it's true first of all you don't know if it's true right oh I believe her that it was a joke her mom probably lost one set of AirPods and made some stupid joke about well I wish I had cords I wouldn't throw it away

or you know I wouldn't lose them uh I seems to me I remember not long ago uh on a radio program on this network work the the glenbeck radio program his uh is stew like the co-host now instead of just a sidekick is he upgraded to co-host rather than sidekick okay i'm still calling him sidekick i'll be damned if i call him co-host the uh i don't care if he cuts a little thing to subscribe to my podcast or not that's what he wants he wants me to start calling him co-host i knew there was something i knew

do it. Do it. Quid pro quo from Stu. So he, I remember him talking just a couple weeks ago about him losing his AirPods and having to buy a new set and immediately finding the old set after he purchased the new set. That's what happens in real life.

And so Chrissy Teigen makes that joke and gets beat up for it. Elitist. That's all I hear. Chrissy, again, I just want to be clear about this, okay? Two things. one never bed the knee to the rage bump ever

Dana lash yeah it's her tweet she bent it it's a tough one second Chrissy Teagan her mother not her

throwing away 80 iPods or AirPods or whatever that hell she's throwing away has nothing to do with you not being able to get dental work We clear?

We love Waffle House Here at Chewing the Fat I mean the name of the program Is Chewing the Fat We love food Which should subscribe to by the way Don't put like a qualifier in that like Just Waffle House

I'm a fan of Waffle House And of course you know They're the Hurricane Notable store If they're open things are good If Waffle House closes Kiss your Bucket Yeah same as what's his face

From the Weather Channel Showing up If you're walking down your street You should have left yesterday Yes Okay. There's no, there's no shepherd's myth

to tell you're going to die. If Waffle House is open, you're fine. Life is good. So a Waffle House in Alabama is obviously open, but there was some sort of scheduling mix-up, and one guy was working.

There was a Sunday morning overnight, like Saturday night at a Sunday morning, and the drunk started pouring in, and it was, you know, a busy night. But he was all alone, and he was trying to do it. He was handling.

He was cooking. He was serving. He was trying to do it. But he was all alone. So a customer was at the counter, and he's seeing this guy overwhelmed, and he, give me an apron. I'm going to help you out here, man. He starts helping him out. So then another customer helps out, and they start waiting tables and start, you know,

cleaning off the tables, and this guy's cooking and serving it, and they're handling it until finally, you know, another employee shows up. So you'd think Waffle House be, you know, hey, how about biscuits and gravy for the rest of your life? Or, you know, for a month. You get to have coffee and eggs and bacon for a month from Wafel. Something. You come in and you free coffee for life, whatever, for helping out. You know, there was a scheduling misconception, which left the lone worker to take care of the restaurant by himself.

You know, we have Wafhawls really appreciate the customers who stepped up, but we really prefer that our associates are the only ones behind the counter. Right? How about thank you? I was going to say, that's not the way you spelled thank you. No, that's wrong. That's not even you pronounce thank you. Yeah, that's a little wrong. What the heck, Ruffle House?

Thank you. Wow. I know. I know. Maybe, I don't know, take a page out of Krispy Kreme and learn from them. Just a tad. Just a tad. So I feel like last time we talked about Krispy Kreme doing wrong and we said we're going

to boycott them. They stepped up. And they stepped up. They stepped up quick. Do we need to boycott Waffle House and see if they need to rethink their answer to this situation? You know what? I don't normally like to boycott things, but it works. So, yes, yes.

If they don't get this resolved with a thank you and maybe, you know, toasted bacon and coffee for a month, that's the lowest we're going to. toast coffee and bacon for a month. I really want biscuits and gravy for a year, but I'll settle for the... I feel like we're the union trying to negotiate. We're the union. That's what we are.

Oh, we're the union? We are the food union. We are the U.S. Folutionary... Yes, CTF. Yes, CTF. Yes, CTF. Yes, CTF.

Thank you. Two of the fat union. We're here for the people, the workers. For the restaurant workers. We're here for them. So we're going to do it. I want a lawful host needs to step to the plate on this one big time.

Oh, no. One more food, one more restaurant. But they took care of this, though. We're going to boycott this one too? I don't know. They took care of it. And Arbys in Minnesota. Boycott Arbys, let's go. No, no, no, hold that. They put out a sign and I kind of agree with the sign, although they've taken it down immediately. So we're not going to boycott them.

No, we're not going to play. Okay, got it. But we might. Let's get to the story. They put out a sign this Elk River, Minnesota. Who doesn't love Elk River, Minnesota? Come on the Army's in the Army's in Elk River, Minnesota. Some of the best Arbys of the world. They make a roast beef sandwich like to die for an elk river Minnesota. They'll make.

They don't bog me down with facts about Arby's. So they put a sign up. Notice only well-behaved children who can keep their food on their trays and their bottoms and their seats are welcome. If you can't do this, you will be asked to leave. Thanks. I support that. So I know. I support that.

rug rats running around fries being thrown. But it's Arby's. It's Arby's. Oh, so just because it's Arby's you can have a little kid throwing fries out of my back? So people are all wound up about it and of course Elk River Minnesota. Put it back up. Christine Ellis, but we're not like a restaurant with white tablecloths.

It's supposed to be family oriented. That doesn't mean your kids can be little brats running around the restaurant. Thank you. However, the management at Arby's. Do I apologize? We recognize the language on this sign was insensitive. You don't bend! We removed it.

quickly and have disciplined the manager and team working at the restaurant. Oh, shut up. It does not reflect our company values. But it does. The family friendly environment we aim to provide in all our restaurants. I want the Dana Lesh quote again. What would you, now the question I love this is,

this is from the internet story. What would you do if you were trying to get dinner with your kids and saw a sign like that? Go inside because I know that place is going to be peaceful. Thank you. We're going to sit down. We're going to have Arby's. We're going to have a little chat here.

We're going to talk with as a family, have a roast beef sandwich, and then we're going to leave. Yes, that restaurant is the one that I want. And we're going to sit down and go, dear God, why are we in Elk River, Minnesota? Dear God, why am I here? Where's that at? Elk River? Yeah. That's right.

You show me the hand. Okay, this is something happened. So you're up here. This is Florida. Florida. You come across here. You got Minnesota right here. Elk River's right about there.

Oh, between the pinky and the other finger? They're right in there. Okay. It's right there. Duh. Wow. Do I have to get you a match. of Arby's across the world now?

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And I don't like it. But, so today's another big day in the world. Disney Plus launched. Disney Plus launched it. Now, I am not part of the founder's circle. You welcome. So, you know, I wasn't able to log on. I was.

Be part of the launch of Disney Plus. 2 a.m. baby. Can't wait to log on to Disney Plus to watch Mandalorian. Welcome to Disney. Hey, no, but we want to watch some of the Disney movies. There's some Pixar films that. Come on, honey. You can get up today.

great. Before we go to school, we'll watch our new Disney movie on Disney. Okay, we get it. We got to stop hating on Disney Plus. They tweeted. They tweeted, they tweeted a tweet. Oh, did they? They tweeted a tweet. They tweeted a tweet. They made it okay. Yes. Was this tagged to the Disney Plus Founders Circle? Yes, it was. You know what? Yes, it was. Dear Founder Circle, the demand for Disney Plus has exceeded our highest expectations. Has it?

We are pleased. You are excited to watch all your favorite and are working quickly to resolve any current issues. There's a backup and running as we speak here. Okay, here we go. Let's check it out. Hold on. Because earlier when we were talking about this, bohr...

I mean, I know they're working quickly to resolve it. So, I mean, they're on it. Okay, I got their first page. All right. So should I click on Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Saw Wars, or Net Geo? Mandalorian. Mandelorian. Let's watch Mandalorian.

Oh, I'm in. Okay. Wait. Is it running? Let's Mandalorian. And we'll hit play. and it's running

it's up as we speak if you're listening to this podcast live right now on the 12th of November 2019 launch day of Disney Plus

they've finally they've turned the power back on and got it up and running good deal okay shut it off now I don't want Disney coming after us with the manila we're not airing that

we just want to make sure it was up and running so you get more subscribers Disney we're on your side okay oh and by the way We talked about how they're like this big company now, right? Did you see the promo? Now?

Yeah. No, like Disney Plus. They're like acquiring everybody. Yeah. Did you see the promo, the promo that they did for when they acquired the Simpsons? Yes, I did. But I don't know that our audience heard it. You're not going to make me do it.

I don't care how much they paid. Can you hold it up to the camera so we can see it too? They'll take off yours. Smile. They bet they bet to me. They did. The Simpsons Bethany. Simpsons Bentonie.

They did to Disney Plus. That's agonized. But they have some cool, they have some cool features. Oh, I mean, it's going to be huge. Yeah,

because, it already is. This is the reason why all the other apps were sweating. Yes. This is exactly the reason. And I feel like they did win the war.

I mean, look at Disney, Walt Disney Animation Studios, Pixar, Marvel Studios, Lucas films, 20th Century Fox,

searchlight, blue sky. That's just the beginning. Uh, what you're going to be hearing from some of the other apps in a little while? I mean, and that's not going to be that they were overloaded

because too many people wanted to watch it. No, they pulled the plug. They pulled the plug. I thought, you know, well, let's click up. Gone. Hey, weren't you guys creating some special cop? Gone. Hey, where's your originals?

Right. Which, by the way, Hulu, ESPN Plus, and Disney Plus have partnered together. Right. So you got ESPN Plus. obviously you got the Disney Plus you got the ESPN Plus Hulu All three of them

Just three They didn't add one No Because that was part of That was all That wasn't just launched today No That was launched

That package was launched earlier than that But you know Under your founder circle area It says Would you like to bundle All of the services And it shows ESPN

Plus and Hulu And you could bundle them all up For 1299 Oh yeah Yeah, that was before then. It's not just a founder's circle. Don't try to talk down to me with your founder's circle. Do you have it?

Because it's not true. Do you have it? No. That's not the point. It doesn't matter whether I have it or not. Plus, you know what? Had I had it, I would have got up to watch it this morning. Nothing.

So I'd have been pissed. If I was a founder's circle, oh, but I got a tweet. Oh, okay. Thank you. You're jealous. You don't belong to the circle. I have really pissed. I'm so happy.

me and Christy will look at you from the ivory tower. It's so bad. Plus, okay, we're having, you know, we've been struggling with this move, and I mean seriously struggling with this move, agonizing, it's never ending. And so now we're in this new house and we're trying to get cable and appurice.

I'm probably going to cut the cord on cable, 100%. Again? Yeah. What if they break in? Then it might have. You never know what might happen in a month or two because sometimes, you know, sometimes cable companies, man, they just break in and put in the cable boxes, you know, what happens.

So we're just going to get internet, which is a fortune just for internet, by the way. But we can't get internet because the people who live there before still have the Wi-Fi logged in. So they won't disconnect their Wi-Fi to give us our Wi-Fi because that Wi-Fi is still viable. So this is what I'm going to do And I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do up front

And it's going to it's the right thing and the wrong thing to do I'm going to plug in a router And I'm going to you know Get use their Wi-Fi use that Wi-Fi that's already there Now what's going to happen and it's going to tick me off is the Wi-Fi is going to He's going to finally shut it off he or she They're going to finally shut it off And it's going to be like a Thursday night

Or a Friday night And you're not going to be able to get Frontier Back to my house Until like next Thursday or Friday So we're going to go a week without Wi-Fi But that might make up for if I get free Wi-Fi for A month or more

That week of missing it might pay off Right? Financially But here's another thing that I have a problem with Frontier Why I can't get Comcast Not Comcast Who is my cable provider?

before. I can't even remember their stupid name. Now that's how much I loved them. They were great. Spectrum. And I love Spectrum. They've been great, but I can't get them in this house. So I got to go with Frontier.

And my wife is on the phone talking with this one of their employees. Now this is how bad Frontier is. And Frontier, I just want to tell you, okay? I'm not trying to get anybody in trouble, but I'm just saying this is where you have an issue. Okay? So my wife is on the phone with one of your customer services, associates.

And my wife says, so what about basic? We're just going to get internet and we're going to pay a million dollars for high-speed internet. And we're paying so much money for high-speed internet. When I think about something, it better be downloaded. Okay? That's how fast I want this internet for the money I'm paying for it. When I think, hey, about boot downloaded.

So the frontier employee, my wife says, okay, well, let's talk about, what if I just get some basic cable and I want just this and this and this? And we do this and this and how much would that be? And the employee goes, ooh, that can't be right. Oh, well, it says here what you want, the new deal is going to be a couple hundred dollars. That's not a good deal. I wouldn't do that. I would just leave that alone.

That's not a good deal. Okay. Frontier, this is a helpful hand for me. When you have employees telling respective customers, that's not a good deal, don't be mad at the employee. for not lying for you maybe you are to rethink the deals that you have going like you suck

just a thought